tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-37208656734587474442024-03-23T05:18:21.999-05:00get off my dressMattress Feverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03123224966230037503noreply@blogger.comBlogger659125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3720865673458747444.post-15806846831120515332023-12-25T07:02:00.006-06:002024-02-04T10:59:30.830-06:00A DIRTY DEED INDEED! pt 3<div>picture it kittens...it's now 2023 and we were totally emersed in the PINK!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3UxIKhQ3iortcNfDrqPS5xatROrBUY_C_E8xrkqmr3sAK3VIb-Re5ZIyHk6JrXtg08Fv7zjTCM5azK2PdqtoPW4N3mCKLnHN6mTbMu0Hhf8B0RyBizboYVvyFN65c-QNnux0oBxSaiclXbhu0RlHpXbqw5OJ689x7ZO14qmOfxKj6PBlPkO_qeAxPY7AW/s498/barbie.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="338" data-original-width="498" height="217" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3UxIKhQ3iortcNfDrqPS5xatROrBUY_C_E8xrkqmr3sAK3VIb-Re5ZIyHk6JrXtg08Fv7zjTCM5azK2PdqtoPW4N3mCKLnHN6mTbMu0Hhf8B0RyBizboYVvyFN65c-QNnux0oBxSaiclXbhu0RlHpXbqw5OJ689x7ZO14qmOfxKj6PBlPkO_qeAxPY7AW/s320/barbie.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">and by that i don't mean 2 in the *BLANK* and 1 in the *BLANK* (insert vomit here) of course i'm speak'n of MARGOT ROBBIE's portrayal of the I-C-O-N-I-C-C-C-C doll (hold on a sec...can someone puhleez get my good friend Nicole read'n this a paper bag cuz she's hyperventilate'n from laugh'n hysterically and just carry on with the blog? i can hear you from my commode!) in the "<a href="https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0CB1TMKR6">BARBIE</a>" flick which was the #1 movie fer 4 weeks in a row and took in over a very mind blow'n 1 billion dollars...make'n it Warner Brothers highest gross'n film ever in it's 100 year history</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_RPQvObL46DxhW84y-Q0U9RLjXxlKyQ5qotDYXHmedv28bG2kKUcGpjrWgO-2AWFZwtfrePQLoAntQYHt652ytYVz7KBhzVQh1QSNe36Ue4PgoLozRIf76lb7P6FzV7-IcDiIPQvY_CJAsYQSCY5FoG-h8hXs2mJGUM-nOFS_g0nRmdMl0MGZEapBugPA/s498/barbie.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="278" data-original-width="498" height="179" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg_RPQvObL46DxhW84y-Q0U9RLjXxlKyQ5qotDYXHmedv28bG2kKUcGpjrWgO-2AWFZwtfrePQLoAntQYHt652ytYVz7KBhzVQh1QSNe36Ue4PgoLozRIf76lb7P6FzV7-IcDiIPQvY_CJAsYQSCY5FoG-h8hXs2mJGUM-nOFS_g0nRmdMl0MGZEapBugPA/s320/barbie.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">and ps...the O-R-I-G-I-N-A-L single "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZyhrYis509A">BARBIE GIRL</a>" released in 1997 by danish/norwegians <a href="https://open.spotify.com/album/352aQVj7KvOlzfY6t6NRm6">AQUA</a> hands down is a gazillion times more catchy than that crapolla yeast infection of a remake they shoved down our throats in the movie (that's just a simple fact Z'ers...deal wit it!)</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">BRENDA MAE TARPLEY known to the world simply as <a href="https://open.spotify.com/artist/4cPHsZM98sKzmV26wlwD2W?autoplay=true">BRENDA LEE</a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTWutEpSNMROAF0GN1JWT_jmGk0avLzIMfcYT-t6TJyXuwoknh9PI-pq8RMHn7g-_kY3yVBcG6J_j1ZCnpOIHkzwRIS72D6dDlWEYWeL8uQFj-zn3eepZgz9BW7ld14EulljEbe-tcQ8OFoPPmUMn8IZt9iHfkhzh9OcmHsKzE8WL8tah4M532i_NxoFbT/s540/crown.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="362" data-original-width="540" height="215" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTWutEpSNMROAF0GN1JWT_jmGk0avLzIMfcYT-t6TJyXuwoknh9PI-pq8RMHn7g-_kY3yVBcG6J_j1ZCnpOIHkzwRIS72D6dDlWEYWeL8uQFj-zn3eepZgz9BW7ld14EulljEbe-tcQ8OFoPPmUMn8IZt9iHfkhzh9OcmHsKzE8WL8tah4M532i_NxoFbT/s320/crown.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">" </span><a href="https://www.netflix.com/title/80025678?source=35" style="text-align: left;">THE CROWN</a><span style="text-align: left;">" </span>comes to a dramatic end after 6 breath take'n and brilliantly acted sensationally scandalous seasons deal'n with the ins and outs over the decades of the most famous royal family of our times...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKAcQ59U-3R6dxhOPq-TYo_tsj-ctROyFzf3FFsfPbPvaZoaj4PyUWUl3Smc7UI0n0HNPUx3UvNZa80GPNS6wOWsBiPkzXOJA4jP4Dae_Luq_Q2hu4jNRDSsc2pHLNKO7qCwRuTpQSy2G2IQEeVB-nqAlq1aKYkpjt_F7hN0x3ip72z1wnWh0TMOrcCZXW/s400/title.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="232" data-original-width="400" height="186" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKAcQ59U-3R6dxhOPq-TYo_tsj-ctROyFzf3FFsfPbPvaZoaj4PyUWUl3Smc7UI0n0HNPUx3UvNZa80GPNS6wOWsBiPkzXOJA4jP4Dae_Luq_Q2hu4jNRDSsc2pHLNKO7qCwRuTpQSy2G2IQEeVB-nqAlq1aKYkpjt_F7hN0x3ip72z1wnWh0TMOrcCZXW/s320/title.png" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">so to does this blog of thee most famously unintentionally internationally unknown perform'n illusionist of my own universe after 13 breath take'n and brilliantly penned sensationally scandalous years (what perfect time'n huh!) deal'n with my own ins and outs over the years (more on that after these important messages)</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivKx-4WME0Tx4vkqptbU65sYVOMerpaMX-RYB7KdR9ub29VR8IEAS3J_yV60Gkoy4qIRh6wslGT-p-IL5_06wDn2mAD7Dj9pu4SdgKmfueww8U_EUrq5jnQ4iaUeXu_6HTJm84phIyr7dHStbK563yZq_by81JL1bxn0WR1MlCd_fQNSdkVckZ77CHrMt-/s617/butt11.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="617" data-original-width="396" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivKx-4WME0Tx4vkqptbU65sYVOMerpaMX-RYB7KdR9ub29VR8IEAS3J_yV60Gkoy4qIRh6wslGT-p-IL5_06wDn2mAD7Dj9pu4SdgKmfueww8U_EUrq5jnQ4iaUeXu_6HTJm84phIyr7dHStbK563yZq_by81JL1bxn0WR1MlCd_fQNSdkVckZ77CHrMt-/s320/butt11.jpg" width="205" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">BUTT fer the last time...<a href="https://getoffmydress.blogspot.com/2023/12/a-dirty-deed-indeed-pt-1.html">click here fer pt 1</a> and <a href="https://getoffmydress.blogspot.com/2023/12/a-dirty-deed-indeed-pt-2.html">click here fer pt 2</a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>10 years later and ankles deep into my metamucil years i would wake up <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1TX9nOITT-nHrFRq9qWsHC9-6RKP2NA9glItffFPjCJidK2v6zNWmdy6johjnwoFAcNRGSTcBg969Fu1oAXPW8rmi24nU-xfRrUkRBaXG65f5u4evTCswOpT2f4Sgn365b1PP5lyGIHk9npfNjbVx-YcyLOa5VFVepQmo5kk9ISLUYm6RkFiXKMJgPKaN/s517/golden.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="387" data-original-width="517" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj1TX9nOITT-nHrFRq9qWsHC9-6RKP2NA9glItffFPjCJidK2v6zNWmdy6johjnwoFAcNRGSTcBg969Fu1oAXPW8rmi24nU-xfRrUkRBaXG65f5u4evTCswOpT2f4Sgn365b1PP5lyGIHk9npfNjbVx-YcyLOa5VFVepQmo5kk9ISLUYm6RkFiXKMJgPKaN/s320/golden.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">in the middle of the nite from a narcoleptic </span>nap on the lanai and turned on my cell to chat amongst the sea of throat plungers and anal annie's online only to find a message from a potential prodicktion company once again (can you imagine...at my advanced age?) offer'n me an offer i shouldn't refuse (the follow'n is the actual "offer" i received...the pictorial content has been edited...hey there are lil kittens read'n this durin' storytime pervie's)</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBQDYViz1geZuWhYQJChEHKH7JH-pyquQDymcr0f93LSJMppi7lYK1xFlAG4KEHAbdY7YSntTKuC5MM7N22T1R6oqsoLp3waBSLXPDMvZ3vC3xEKEAU-uCaCVujwUdbnJNgxR8Cwp8BG4cBeiw58zrOPeIm5NHugRXpcI560PO8lIPcJkozCwMMWgv8Ira/s862/j4.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="504" data-original-width="862" height="187" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBQDYViz1geZuWhYQJChEHKH7JH-pyquQDymcr0f93LSJMppi7lYK1xFlAG4KEHAbdY7YSntTKuC5MM7N22T1R6oqsoLp3waBSLXPDMvZ3vC3xEKEAU-uCaCVujwUdbnJNgxR8Cwp8BG4cBeiw58zrOPeIm5NHugRXpcI560PO8lIPcJkozCwMMWgv8Ira/s320/j4.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">along with his credentials...cuz why not!</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span style="text-align: left;"><span style="text-align: center;">WOW! you mean all i have to do is enter my platinum Pamida credit card</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhETEFU3Tir65XIggCu6QZtoU5KE5eY82bRG9MBWRbThcwQI7aOW86JrjR9c-QEIGvmqcG5aNG__omU3iGLgkdP7DCDf4NF_RS5rH6bKgqF9Er-6DoQftR_FTOj3T6BCI0Dtz-Iy0JtPFQNmd4Q8w-lV0l1k5n1oEd_N3R8gyGi7FR5F3elUOCMKw_FjdB8/s1525/j3.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1525" data-original-width="1125" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhETEFU3Tir65XIggCu6QZtoU5KE5eY82bRG9MBWRbThcwQI7aOW86JrjR9c-QEIGvmqcG5aNG__omU3iGLgkdP7DCDf4NF_RS5rH6bKgqF9Er-6DoQftR_FTOj3T6BCI0Dtz-Iy0JtPFQNmd4Q8w-lV0l1k5n1oEd_N3R8gyGi7FR5F3elUOCMKw_FjdB8/s320/j3.jpg" width="236" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"> information into yer "link" fer a one time payment then yer banana will be splitt'n me in 2 and you'll actually PAY ME afterwards fer gape'n my chili pipeline?</div><div><br /></div><div>well lemme tell you i considered his very "generous" offer H-O-W-E-V-E-R</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjw4PszYHp9pVuKoMYYVOj5qBXuyRmwgl1K3oQQS4R0Um4kjOGbqBfIdVeYyrKOrYp9nS81OERCmuNI07NIw3zTRkSWqjqZCF0dFd61M17rna09nWOg2Oj7IdQvCVOxU9fuPeiQmYYTPLIM/s1036/j2.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="347" data-original-width="1036" height="107" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjw4PszYHp9pVuKoMYYVOj5qBXuyRmwgl1K3oQQS4R0Um4kjOGbqBfIdVeYyrKOrYp9nS81OERCmuNI07NIw3zTRkSWqjqZCF0dFd61M17rna09nWOg2Oj7IdQvCVOxU9fuPeiQmYYTPLIM/s320/j2.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;"> </span><span style="text-align: left;">i wasn't </span><span style="text-align: left;">born yesterday...as hot as my midnite cowboy may have looked...i hadda pretty good sneak'n suspicion that my dreamy dalliance was most likely a slovakian hot dog vendor named Akeem contact'n me from a call center in Jakarta think'n he had roped in some cataract slut so i sent him a simple </span>rebuttal and just to make sure that there was zero conclusion as to where i was <span style="text-align: left;">cumm'n </span><span style="text-align: left;">from...</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgrROy0nGf0_PStAAJyILdmcfMhDxFs37fne7xdv9cSfTqvdDyFWfsO54L-8dR4C-3EqaiXBO9QHv-7inIv2XawTxrPZ_Y7goTcik0AQcVF6cwluw4OWvGlMK4O0e7dyzeiP9Iu8CXwzcQ0glxUMe2YPxxJXVGgeoIdPIBvX67PLU81_Jji5cSvjilBSRb9/s1043/j1.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="252" data-original-width="1043" height="77" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgrROy0nGf0_PStAAJyILdmcfMhDxFs37fne7xdv9cSfTqvdDyFWfsO54L-8dR4C-3EqaiXBO9QHv-7inIv2XawTxrPZ_Y7goTcik0AQcVF6cwluw4OWvGlMK4O0e7dyzeiP9Iu8CXwzcQ0glxUMe2YPxxJXVGgeoIdPIBvX67PLU81_Jji5cSvjilBSRb9/s320/j1.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">i made my pole position unrefutably KRYSTAL KLEER as <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7V2_jQ_QUU">how to contact me</a>...</div><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEioRRDXLB8LirrEyLoxC0S78dZtb2HNbngW4wbwaTY9DCsKc42CEW_sCkZJM0Bukd1bwn4UyodHiiFxOhEKc5Vt6BzXuz3l8N4n6oub5mnJmcrl7vK6MvT3F3oWn8NLm_OGB-7PaglewGBFVS2zSgku6HG4KMy5mU2K47jz3_bVFJKNaKQOvXu52Ub-5D4z/s474/jenny.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="352" data-original-width="474" height="238" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEioRRDXLB8LirrEyLoxC0S78dZtb2HNbngW4wbwaTY9DCsKc42CEW_sCkZJM0Bukd1bwn4UyodHiiFxOhEKc5Vt6BzXuz3l8N4n6oub5mnJmcrl7vK6MvT3F3oWn8NLm_OGB-7PaglewGBFVS2zSgku6HG4KMy5mU2K47jz3_bVFJKNaKQOvXu52Ub-5D4z/s320/jenny.gif" width="320" /></a></div><span style="text-align: center;"><div>unfortunately...5 minutes later...my account (as well as my dignity) was completely blocked from any further contact with my manwich meal ticket...that's all!</div><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">to say this has been a journey is a total understatement...i began down</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi0rmFZ91WrOXzfn5k8ugvJB5SpYD70h0hqOSv30xSHJMWkwJh-BHU_jHiLmUK9s3xy8_Xmnq8qdoscti57y4aM3r6uHXRpUlpFE3adLBf2ozW-15DxPCLXbXwCLXGvFADTrXb7zZbRnKbVR_UTnBdS7SmGQvpU8hG_Ui0V3IAyaxz8E-THQ1O2pJ9R8zXF/s800/kkposter.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="800" data-original-width="517" height="400" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi0rmFZ91WrOXzfn5k8ugvJB5SpYD70h0hqOSv30xSHJMWkwJh-BHU_jHiLmUK9s3xy8_Xmnq8qdoscti57y4aM3r6uHXRpUlpFE3adLBf2ozW-15DxPCLXbXwCLXGvFADTrXb7zZbRnKbVR_UTnBdS7SmGQvpU8hG_Ui0V3IAyaxz8E-THQ1O2pJ9R8zXF/w259-h400/kkposter.jpg" width="259" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><span style="text-align: justify;">this road 13 unlucky years ago with my random weekly muse'ns </span><span style="text-align: justify;">(thanks to my friend Karen's advice)</span><span style="text-align: justify;"> as just a simple amuse'n dive'n board to promote my 1st ever attempt at write'n my very 1st ever EBT budgeted stage production under my very own dimly lit spotlight fer a change to get some spare change fer my piggy wiggly bank (thanks to my friend Mary's advice) which incidentally had mentally and financially put me in a hole deeper than any of my X's oddly enough</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><span style="text-align: justify;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="text-align: justify;">H-O-W-E-V-E-R with a new chapter of my life finally beginn'n shortly this</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgc1lLLKM35pa3gZ4JUfTPm1-653Et4gM1Xgu5DREoI_8YuABE2V_v7VaCo_T4GiKdHHbITTCfe7bjnV24RRsq8AzzaVRAFzwA_A17HKsAPycqjyFlprEKjaEZnOWIoy3erCXjrRdOGn24B7IsgnQWMkTD4sFEwVdiItTK_VbWW1-tTVXZFnJlyaO2ZXaIZ/s416/jail.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="264" data-original-width="416" height="203" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgc1lLLKM35pa3gZ4JUfTPm1-653Et4gM1Xgu5DREoI_8YuABE2V_v7VaCo_T4GiKdHHbITTCfe7bjnV24RRsq8AzzaVRAFzwA_A17HKsAPycqjyFlprEKjaEZnOWIoy3erCXjrRdOGn24B7IsgnQWMkTD4sFEwVdiItTK_VbWW1-tTVXZFnJlyaO2ZXaIZ/s320/jail.gif" width="320" /></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><span style="text-align: justify;">ain't goodbye fer good (just bye fer now and that's good!) </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><span style="text-align: justify;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="text-align: justify;">in short i've been work'n on chapters fer a physical hard cover version of</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjMKYx2RrQwT6ZqsmLGQbE4d76GFs-EcwTadiiBpEpJHZGsRkCCC3oI2U7pFIhxTUqMTez0kEGUZTDkor3DqhCLVC9RsMfz9w4Pa9cBZsU5VuOm1jUmH2wCwbjC-upjg-lQLsDyvKKoNFbWfbyEnJ6_S6X5SqDuumUYy6oik4OMbssVMl-a5a5FXGaOtRwZ/s400/meryl.webp" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="217" data-original-width="400" height="174" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjMKYx2RrQwT6ZqsmLGQbE4d76GFs-EcwTadiiBpEpJHZGsRkCCC3oI2U7pFIhxTUqMTez0kEGUZTDkor3DqhCLVC9RsMfz9w4Pa9cBZsU5VuOm1jUmH2wCwbjC-upjg-lQLsDyvKKoNFbWfbyEnJ6_S6X5SqDuumUYy6oik4OMbssVMl-a5a5FXGaOtRwZ/s320/meryl.webp" width="320" /></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><span style="text-align: justify;"> my words of tacky and tawdry whimsical wisdom fer the past 2 years and try'na wrap it up so you can wrap it up and put it under someone's tacky tinseled tree at this time next year... </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOoIZVPJhHh5Cbafazc8-kvw6c0UmNdVjfbS-41JR1qowrKBBJIfSd1qW1plY1RS01oylgkVuUXG0tqk5UP02eyodBSbCGQgmAcr7YyVWHlHOA2l0HnJrX-ug3PmxG5ows2M2okfj9oy7-wdgX2S1jCDroNbEFVcqzVUKyTgkRKlJ87IyA8OLW5EQ_upeO/s500/money.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="308" data-original-width="500" height="197" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOoIZVPJhHh5Cbafazc8-kvw6c0UmNdVjfbS-41JR1qowrKBBJIfSd1qW1plY1RS01oylgkVuUXG0tqk5UP02eyodBSbCGQgmAcr7YyVWHlHOA2l0HnJrX-ug3PmxG5ows2M2okfj9oy7-wdgX2S1jCDroNbEFVcqzVUKyTgkRKlJ87IyA8OLW5EQ_upeO/s320/money.gif" width="320" /></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><span style="text-align: justify;">plus here's hope'n my sometimes saucy though mostly twisted thoughts can turn into some sorta money make'n machine fer me (who knows) so cross yer heart bra's...</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjN0nYJfa6N-pDckY4bWN0SI_59KMBEoHkvuVqgnigaRqmXyZYCRpbVEyLkp-rp7HBzpuLOsNlAMUFdOLKXNQ5Iqujb1eGwlZHYg_3Vx4lT16fryAbj_8PHgbZUeC-PpDELDedSoKA8RY92KlEv8wsUNJWNBdQuc9aDZNnbhRRKEStmKYLLDUGqKDuLNs6K/s356/29EDE384-B98B-43D3-A52C-635EA831D0AC.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="200" data-original-width="356" height="180" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjN0nYJfa6N-pDckY4bWN0SI_59KMBEoHkvuVqgnigaRqmXyZYCRpbVEyLkp-rp7HBzpuLOsNlAMUFdOLKXNQ5Iqujb1eGwlZHYg_3Vx4lT16fryAbj_8PHgbZUeC-PpDELDedSoKA8RY92KlEv8wsUNJWNBdQuc9aDZNnbhRRKEStmKYLLDUGqKDuLNs6K/s320/29EDE384-B98B-43D3-A52C-635EA831D0AC.gif" width="320" /></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><span style="text-align: justify;">fer the simple reason that i gotta move outta my quaint lil shithole of 13 years and into my dream shithole trailer...cuz WHY NOT! (stay tuned)</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><span style="text-align: justify;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="text-align: justify;">and just like that geographical hit from that snappy and sensible songbird</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6zBfiaSXG1PmqmCjjv3UsZumDX_4NAjqyHF-erGkJEmAQ11ubGqj7L1IfeuY0GiOb7YO83g3A72JXwro6hyphenhyphenUcOM9K493DCB8qRZFzps-QmhC6ZeCtbp8kkK9JZOnOe62hUNsxsLWK4qm-J-57zsnkTq3Y5Gj8_voFbssLZbBFw3Jq-rrBECo1mDGx1zGS/s293/la.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="200" data-original-width="293" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6zBfiaSXG1PmqmCjjv3UsZumDX_4NAjqyHF-erGkJEmAQ11ubGqj7L1IfeuY0GiOb7YO83g3A72JXwro6hyphenhyphenUcOM9K493DCB8qRZFzps-QmhC6ZeCtbp8kkK9JZOnOe62hUNsxsLWK4qm-J-57zsnkTq3Y5Gj8_voFbssLZbBFw3Jq-rrBECo1mDGx1zGS/s1600/la.gif" width="293" /></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: justify;">from the 60's </span><span style="text-align: justify;"><a href="https://open.spotify.com/album/7dgR1uaVRcOaZFw5a3aFN0">LYNN ANDERSON</a> sing’n "<a href="https://youtu.be/NlA0uDgPIeA?si=RjxTQLaaEfY24QhP">I'VE BEEN EVERYWHERE</a>" i truly have been everywhere…bein’ read around the world since this blog's incredible inception offer'n free advice and frivolous anecdotes from the back alley abortion clinics in Boise to the desolate depravities live’n on the Siberian deserts</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><span style="text-align: justify;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="text-align: justify;">i've hoped i'd made you laugh just a lil...i've hoped i'd made you cry just a</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg2bpTDgtN_rmoJTozDPMyzAItj9wdr40tHNQePx8iBJu7zOkEPT6-VDrVsJPNwIaG0TjhkFu4BYS0TmKoR6MHe6v7rjlAEN4g-cTT8BrUUG5RNO0DoYswyJkj-YZBqCJLEPn4Ljg5akUT7_CSLzjCQwwQhcsO7WiSIF0Wpz_C6r-zhkqc1YQStAFxSZORF/s500/sad.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="276" data-original-width="500" height="177" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg2bpTDgtN_rmoJTozDPMyzAItj9wdr40tHNQePx8iBJu7zOkEPT6-VDrVsJPNwIaG0TjhkFu4BYS0TmKoR6MHe6v7rjlAEN4g-cTT8BrUUG5RNO0DoYswyJkj-YZBqCJLEPn4Ljg5akUT7_CSLzjCQwwQhcsO7WiSIF0Wpz_C6r-zhkqc1YQStAFxSZORF/s320/sad.gif" width="320" /></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: justify;">lil...i've hoped i'd made you broaden yer horizons just a lil...i've even hoped i'd made you ferget about yer own </span><span style="text-align: justify;">miserable life fer a just a lil and focus just a lil more on mine but mostly... </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj26_GEdjRPnRGTOZve_ne4vKcPnb2Jcyl85nxo9cuxyluPFYj59smHU5vcf2-yRZygFMkA8bvZ3DhxM2U60NAoLGQq6-KOU5CJH_rY98aO5NvBHhI43P-ch9AbTyCROojPFwxuGnExQf6LTGtye0FAdX8eN-xSXLRgd3wpXyTtJLvBXfGtfWKlCOXigGR2/s292/jewels.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="292" data-original-width="200" height="292" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj26_GEdjRPnRGTOZve_ne4vKcPnb2Jcyl85nxo9cuxyluPFYj59smHU5vcf2-yRZygFMkA8bvZ3DhxM2U60NAoLGQq6-KOU5CJH_rY98aO5NvBHhI43P-ch9AbTyCROojPFwxuGnExQf6LTGtye0FAdX8eN-xSXLRgd3wpXyTtJLvBXfGtfWKlCOXigGR2/s1600/jewels.gif" width="200" /></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><span style="text-align: justify;">i hope you just GET OFF MY DRESS!</span></div></span>Mattress Feverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03123224966230037503noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3720865673458747444.post-60022738471379810522023-12-18T06:56:00.000-06:002023-12-18T06:56:49.925-06:00A DIRTY DEED INDEED! pt 2<div>picture it kittens...the year was 1992 and ALLEY SHEEDY was act'n all</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiMuwkTGAc8-A9LQq-lBARNGjhBGes6U6S0iYa_49MzaV2OYEbk3Ph4_HxwsCJKzp9jnOQouF1ncONcf-TeLmrxoRIAKOSlQ5d7npLkY5V320R5_qBVSFocbMeCECQK3MLxObM96O9Inje9BKBPFnnrpQ-hKCfA5a5P6yGqvJqTGIoY388JV9S3vONecAQt/s400/single.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="224" data-original-width="400" height="179" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiMuwkTGAc8-A9LQq-lBARNGjhBGes6U6S0iYa_49MzaV2OYEbk3Ph4_HxwsCJKzp9jnOQouF1ncONcf-TeLmrxoRIAKOSlQ5d7npLkY5V320R5_qBVSFocbMeCECQK3MLxObM96O9Inje9BKBPFnnrpQ-hKCfA5a5P6yGqvJqTGIoY388JV9S3vONecAQt/s320/single.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">kinds of shady towards BRIDGET FONDA in the intense roommate from hell chiller thriller "<a href="https://www.amazon.com/Single-White-Female-Bridget-Fonda/dp/B000I9X50A">SINGLE WHITE FEMALE</a>"</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">the <a href="https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4Y3ZCNz73RSqziOtwYBzvo">QUEEN OF THE DANCE FLOOR</a> was race'n up the charts with her</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgEteM_nVmyjZiFU6rIiAQTL3Rek02b_eVvaT0jpXVFDdT2RgeSpH4-3m28-EhkskwjSp4yrK9MvuAGFePdxL7fuml442zob4w6H_XnHsb3aW9h3ddUv8lWEv8F2psoIk6Fv6sIS42fa9VTvxXBIlgh4JngdNKZ6odI95fJhb1y1C-QhX3ZtVJ2sQSfv3kA/s640/playground.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="358" data-original-width="640" height="179" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgEteM_nVmyjZiFU6rIiAQTL3Rek02b_eVvaT0jpXVFDdT2RgeSpH4-3m28-EhkskwjSp4yrK9MvuAGFePdxL7fuml442zob4w6H_XnHsb3aW9h3ddUv8lWEv8F2psoIk6Fv6sIS42fa9VTvxXBIlgh4JngdNKZ6odI95fJhb1y1C-QhX3ZtVJ2sQSfv3kA/s320/playground.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">haunt'n melancholy ballad "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhXDO2a3-sE">THIS USED TO BE MY PLAYGROUND</a>" which was the theme song from the movie "<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/amzn1.dv.gti.36b8e08f-d9e9-83a4-eb34-4538092fb282?autoplay=0&ref_=atv_cf_strg_wb">A LEAGUE OF THEIR OWN</a>" that incidentally could'a totally been the theme song to my very own epitaph i was currently immersed in at the moment</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">KIMBERY SHAW's multiple personalities were cause'n all kinds of chaos</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgBqxFbGTZbY4p6wtU1barK8GwKKrEC1SZfOXb_wnhEBS35FnI-exdqCbqng0j0hs1KKZ9d0ToRJwn8vcjAkoPKrea6FoEhdj1OK_3OS3oqB-J2i5keruuRiwiaSMpUsj-zmIijIr8_gMCILaoIULUaeJQnS__pHakTZQFrhEux_GsGb2FjKFCJ33xkzEa/s720/mp.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="540" data-original-width="720" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgBqxFbGTZbY4p6wtU1barK8GwKKrEC1SZfOXb_wnhEBS35FnI-exdqCbqng0j0hs1KKZ9d0ToRJwn8vcjAkoPKrea6FoEhdj1OK_3OS3oqB-J2i5keruuRiwiaSMpUsj-zmIijIr8_gMCILaoIULUaeJQnS__pHakTZQFrhEux_GsGb2FjKFCJ33xkzEa/s320/mp.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">on the set of "<a href="https://www.paramountplus.com/shows/melrose_place/?searchReferral=desktop-web&source=google-organic&ftag=PPM-23-10bfh8c">MELROSE PLACE</a>" (to which i could totally relate to as well at the time) so <a href="http://getoffmydress.blogspot.com/2023/12/a-dirty-deed-indeed-pt-1.html">click here fer a ticket to the catch-up train with pt 1</a> in order to understand this now very plausible conclusion to A DIRTY DEED INDEED!</div><div><br /></div>once inside i was told to hang my coat and cap up and to make myself<div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjo_Ca7ODD0ZD0t1W_wImxSlJt8eoeAwOntE5sdmoGJxa7j1jlJHTqQu6PXldtSv1PFSR7JQcSuHyu4LnwqAbV7GN_WQfBHyXP7tr-Uwvaassx1iyH9hpbtkJ7rvn61FeILhVI1TAiYDQEm-MVdogwSDMpZ6HvTkI5rquxBKXSKtwg4t4Spbv6cAaLalV8M/s350/couch.webp" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="237" data-original-width="350" height="217" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjo_Ca7ODD0ZD0t1W_wImxSlJt8eoeAwOntE5sdmoGJxa7j1jlJHTqQu6PXldtSv1PFSR7JQcSuHyu4LnwqAbV7GN_WQfBHyXP7tr-Uwvaassx1iyH9hpbtkJ7rvn61FeILhVI1TAiYDQEm-MVdogwSDMpZ6HvTkI5rquxBKXSKtwg4t4Spbv6cAaLalV8M/s320/couch.webp" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">uncomfortable on his couch while he went to open the bedroom door behind me when all of a sudden i felt like i was Gulliver on the wrong travels as i was viciously attacked by an army of about 13 kittens followed by my body experience'n some sorta anaphylactic shock all of a sudden from the ammonia permeate'n from the kitty boxes in his boudoir then JABBA would suspiciously pop his head out from behind the bedroom door ask'n me a simple question...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8KwDwrf9F77wTCi_ZB3T3enIHc_JlFIdGVZEozYqETiPjgFjHUcpi9XgYpr01q5d35vRPo0gShqskNVx7lx4YOHtAQHmpCxUXbIP66XyOmQhoxgYJoEcwAKzv87mKVGKwpITI-Sff8ZrR6h7LWGqrpmspUeuG2g56WhHAd2c5x4nlfApNWdvMG8lzldJr/s498/chi.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="298" data-original-width="498" height="191" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8KwDwrf9F77wTCi_ZB3T3enIHc_JlFIdGVZEozYqETiPjgFjHUcpi9XgYpr01q5d35vRPo0gShqskNVx7lx4YOHtAQHmpCxUXbIP66XyOmQhoxgYJoEcwAKzv87mKVGKwpITI-Sff8ZrR6h7LWGqrpmspUeuG2g56WhHAd2c5x4nlfApNWdvMG8lzldJr/s320/chi.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">"do you know who CHI CHI LaRue is?" </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div>sounded like some sorta vicious venereal disease i really wanted no part </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhctOsOdn7MEIq7kSAJWVsw-r9NeQREN6gwO9q-bGfxc-5QNXKmV8t2XpnuhAs9334XCPNjKR1PhbScdcokka_U51L2pcvyxi8CRPYqfV4Y2wQsJd3TRiI65YCwgbRr7tgIGGjq2_KaqbpcSZ9gBiCskWqJ9hxv2zkk1AqIzyXNkaXOPEbpjF-PaJWLtYTH/s220/F97901C5-80E9-4E37-B0E6-D25FA7B59473.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="94" data-original-width="220" height="94" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhctOsOdn7MEIq7kSAJWVsw-r9NeQREN6gwO9q-bGfxc-5QNXKmV8t2XpnuhAs9334XCPNjKR1PhbScdcokka_U51L2pcvyxi8CRPYqfV4Y2wQsJd3TRiI65YCwgbRr7tgIGGjq2_KaqbpcSZ9gBiCskWqJ9hxv2zkk1AqIzyXNkaXOPEbpjF-PaJWLtYTH/s1600/F97901C5-80E9-4E37-B0E6-D25FA7B59473.gif" width="220" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">of though </span><span style="text-align: left;">apparently i was wrong when my hefty hemorrhoided homemaker informed me that he was indeed the titillated talent scout fer L</span><span style="text-align: left;">aRude's throat plunge'n prodicktion company and had </span>informed me that i would be the perfect corn fed fucker fer her next dick flick as he so non discretely pushed play on his vcr with his remote he pulled from his back britches fer the nites visual "educational" entertainment then proceeded to gingerly pop into his kitchen thus return'n with a smarmy smirk plastered across his mug as well as an obscene offer fer me...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDtDaSX-VUPM1EoenXH5VES2fqcHFdsRqiy7NMXtt5uEDL5kAcVnOofRBoZ3gamRPEFFMdE8llt0rvz_rbR3h0sxPMyyCSnd7s6Z1Tl65WDCRAqp4BTeNBK3qPAQvrs-0QGrB8VWCh-UIbSZi_EbnO0vXDUknhfEz2A6jVXSu3_HTM5YgsyWtvoWbNFQ8u/s909/9689ED76-2A11-40DD-91DB-F028A9199B2B.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="500" data-original-width="909" height="176" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhDtDaSX-VUPM1EoenXH5VES2fqcHFdsRqiy7NMXtt5uEDL5kAcVnOofRBoZ3gamRPEFFMdE8llt0rvz_rbR3h0sxPMyyCSnd7s6Z1Tl65WDCRAqp4BTeNBK3qPAQvrs-0QGrB8VWCh-UIbSZi_EbnO0vXDUknhfEz2A6jVXSu3_HTM5YgsyWtvoWbNFQ8u/s320/9689ED76-2A11-40DD-91DB-F028A9199B2B.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">"i don't have much money but here's $15 and 2 cans of diet coke if you jack off to this movie with me?" (and yes...sadly that is a direct quote) </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">although i was at a very impressionable age...i was not that impressed </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-hRJp3K3xL1i3pyxl10L9QumwezGW7JCn17f9Iu0w-dct1ySvigoR7rbOn_WlDnW4uM3IZKE9piT9Kag3T9b10gq40YJ7KQZ92w_6XFYwKP1eIBgFg3H3pggBSsn3_tr7nNpzZPd9ltxxtpuLxNsi-OQ2cxMp2dzFSslEJKQ022C4D5cYIjiezw7ASxng/s498/coke.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="373" data-original-width="498" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-hRJp3K3xL1i3pyxl10L9QumwezGW7JCn17f9Iu0w-dct1ySvigoR7rbOn_WlDnW4uM3IZKE9piT9Kag3T9b10gq40YJ7KQZ92w_6XFYwKP1eIBgFg3H3pggBSsn3_tr7nNpzZPd9ltxxtpuLxNsi-OQ2cxMp2dzFSslEJKQ022C4D5cYIjiezw7ASxng/s320/coke.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">with </span>his offer <span style="text-align: left;">to which i swiftly and snarkly </span>of course <span style="text-align: left;">responded </span>"i don't even like diet coke" (nor was i totally brain dead either) the only talent this diabetic scout worked fer was the tidy bowl on taco tuesday's durin' the all-u-can eat nite at el burrito's</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div>needless to say...i was not a very good escort at negotiations as i was so</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTgPDpNtxT6C9hU2iav5MXBPak3qaYf2sPidhTmRIW0lb0j7PX3WJUTjky6vB7JOL4TbjVH7555KMx96SYgswLuz6EECFJfYA_yIyCz3vMShoj0YDHb5WbMaSw0lL2aJJ0keNz_yhuy6Bm9iEeqjUovpUiFRzcn9ksrOT6XHkcoQHKLYEfaI02OqbzduSh/s626/butt12.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="626" data-original-width="397" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTgPDpNtxT6C9hU2iav5MXBPak3qaYf2sPidhTmRIW0lb0j7PX3WJUTjky6vB7JOL4TbjVH7555KMx96SYgswLuz6EECFJfYA_yIyCz3vMShoj0YDHb5WbMaSw0lL2aJJ0keNz_yhuy6Bm9iEeqjUovpUiFRzcn9ksrOT6XHkcoQHKLYEfaI02OqbzduSh/s320/butt12.jpg" width="203" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">BUTT...there's more...</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div>20 years would go by before i was offered yet another role into the adult</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhL0akUdoutSwa_w5SwtQ7nB_NfxGcoEosuOtaT_0R6Ft83XsF4lFCYdmZUyKjfOtxxoNBLQ8h7jualu1B3JH1f24kWkJrLj73PRMAfs1E3FYggWpR5t4UaVzDCF5XksS4Yv_Px2Nv7C04800UMCsRlvKdIWC_XiUjFetlDD43rFByabiNau_Q5TJjnifGU/s356/carriekiss.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="200" data-original-width="356" height="180" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhL0akUdoutSwa_w5SwtQ7nB_NfxGcoEosuOtaT_0R6Ft83XsF4lFCYdmZUyKjfOtxxoNBLQ8h7jualu1B3JH1f24kWkJrLj73PRMAfs1E3FYggWpR5t4UaVzDCF5XksS4Yv_Px2Nv7C04800UMCsRlvKdIWC_XiUjFetlDD43rFByabiNau_Q5TJjnifGU/s320/carriekiss.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">entertainment biz when i answered an ad fer a couple on craigslist one lazy afternoon that was look'n fer a photographer to do a saucy shootie toot toot fer their 5 year anniversary together however when i arrived to the address i was give'n (which was not yer average prom participants at some no tell motel to my surprise) </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhorZ2BQLQxEDCqWnkMoCl6qHF-skLMReDCMbeRAPzaKW3EOjoKTyb31kxTahlBzvWjYBWXVukg7IBPZmItTxxiZnwiXvhMgSJTJkGY23eSXh9orbyTv9xiXumC7Yf2otpr6k6b2f8lAIE4TIqXYxVAU1RNSgbH_i8rsetLZJhC5cnzAynfVDGr_O60tc9w/s245/8DC6013C-26F4-4497-862A-68CE206901F9.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="179" data-original-width="245" height="179" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhorZ2BQLQxEDCqWnkMoCl6qHF-skLMReDCMbeRAPzaKW3EOjoKTyb31kxTahlBzvWjYBWXVukg7IBPZmItTxxiZnwiXvhMgSJTJkGY23eSXh9orbyTv9xiXumC7Yf2otpr6k6b2f8lAIE4TIqXYxVAU1RNSgbH_i8rsetLZJhC5cnzAynfVDGr_O60tc9w/s1600/8DC6013C-26F4-4497-862A-68CE206901F9.gif" width="245" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">cuz my couple turned out to be a couple of beefy tooth chippers (also to my surprise) stay'n at some fancy schmancy motel 6 adjacent upgrade...oh and i was also surprised when they asked me to personally BRIAN DE PALMA this throat plunge'n production instead and since i had never filmed anyone before (at this point in time) i said i would forgo my fee (like an idiot of course)</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjY0Rkc8pfYdHUSXMA6EKRhkO9p0iKujV9EOP1NC0zQej40OlB1f3Zw0_jOGLg9p_G4TCrCpkk-kWszNB_OjwIDBdBTOhQFUxBaKr64eEHgdSFENOD292m0QmC36tIgFnM7SUbpwBK93_7tHk5vmygrcAoqqGNy4ZMPXDRP4AIZUA43B8Fw8gJENBMff0Tc/s498/pop.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="448" data-original-width="498" height="288" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjY0Rkc8pfYdHUSXMA6EKRhkO9p0iKujV9EOP1NC0zQej40OlB1f3Zw0_jOGLg9p_G4TCrCpkk-kWszNB_OjwIDBdBTOhQFUxBaKr64eEHgdSFENOD292m0QmC36tIgFnM7SUbpwBK93_7tHk5vmygrcAoqqGNy4ZMPXDRP4AIZUA43B8Fw8gJENBMff0Tc/s320/pop.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">i just requested a signal in order to lemme know when the "money shot" happens so i can zoom in (from what i've seen in past productions) though eventually these steroided butt pirates needed my "ASSistance" to which i said that it would put this charade parade into "post prodicktion" and therefore i would have to charge them double over time</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div><span style="text-align: center;">45 minutes later...i would leave with my dignity still in tact as they were</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgMidoHBJyrthaDjxvEJNajZHd0kBK2Hu26ENYRvUMuVjmL39Xf180V7HC5yJRY_D2a-5GRNWUJaD9eVo74yh8Y3CDeuDfuj_vJjJBt9nuo8RlKgg794QIoDGezUQkZOb57kxDBy5fJUbyQcBXFquk_mnZTjEaNZWp4izKaNTQUUNAIJAMbhH1X2eWyqR5Y/s356/julia.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="200" data-original-width="356" height="180" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgMidoHBJyrthaDjxvEJNajZHd0kBK2Hu26ENYRvUMuVjmL39Xf180V7HC5yJRY_D2a-5GRNWUJaD9eVo74yh8Y3CDeuDfuj_vJjJBt9nuo8RlKgg794QIoDGezUQkZOb57kxDBy5fJUbyQcBXFquk_mnZTjEaNZWp4izKaNTQUUNAIJAMbhH1X2eWyqR5Y/s320/julia.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"> diligently wipe'n their dignity off the remote control and tv screen (don't ask!) nonetheless...i am now eligible to become a member of the directors guild of america at the very least (i believe) so i've updated my resume to reflect my experience...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEju_96sFWVob1MLPKTDK_XAfF1yHyX5RW8KI9uOBuS-MefJAIB6BKFzWo6x3Nd5zxSuknqIsHckp4uIXv4pJbmLNnUmYS80vbznqyKi1PgEqxoaSgMndEByaffLXBOdPS61mEHL70-Dw02iLDTpp1QVdTHECx33rzEFS1KNQYPpobqXN9siVA4jar6Xq9O-/s320/colin.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="320" data-original-width="245" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEju_96sFWVob1MLPKTDK_XAfF1yHyX5RW8KI9uOBuS-MefJAIB6BKFzWo6x3Nd5zxSuknqIsHckp4uIXv4pJbmLNnUmYS80vbznqyKi1PgEqxoaSgMndEByaffLXBOdPS61mEHL70-Dw02iLDTpp1QVdTHECx33rzEFS1KNQYPpobqXN9siVA4jar6Xq9O-/s1600/colin.gif" width="245" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">ummm COLIN FARRELL (i know yer read'n this...i mean...why wouldn't you be?) you can be expect'n a call from my people soon...i think i have the perfect role fer you!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">well just when ya thought it was all ova kittens...i decide...I DECIDE!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibONMrDmjgZnbF8YAnPHy15wMo_Ryg0mSXyaDUQSUVc-eod-H8UgbyJR2vHIzhvXhHjrvRHMBgmZSWG8AFNVn34dtHEfJIOZMWLqoF8gQt_pnUPOlV5rmQ44IuhR-I0sjV09dT7QzOxxgi3IbzMEfzIUnvU06_dC7pvuV6ktYgCB20LdeEFtPLri-0MDEG/s591/kkchristmas.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="591" data-original-width="563" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibONMrDmjgZnbF8YAnPHy15wMo_Ryg0mSXyaDUQSUVc-eod-H8UgbyJR2vHIzhvXhHjrvRHMBgmZSWG8AFNVn34dtHEfJIOZMWLqoF8gQt_pnUPOlV5rmQ44IuhR-I0sjV09dT7QzOxxgi3IbzMEfzIUnvU06_dC7pvuV6ktYgCB20LdeEFtPLri-0MDEG/s320/kkchristmas.jpg" width="305" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">tune in next week fer pt 3 of A DIRTY DEED INDEED! </div><div style="text-align: center;">now GET OFF MY DRESS!</div></div>Mattress Feverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03123224966230037503noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3720865673458747444.post-40178328073362290012023-12-11T06:59:00.001-06:002023-12-11T07:27:46.169-06:00A DIRTY DEED INDEED! pt 1picture it kittens...it's 1982 and a saucied aussie <a href="https://open.spotify.com/playlist/3YA5yePF3KFMu630uUcDQo">OLIVIA NEWTON-JOHN </a><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjm8zphkaKBrYxdO90eTv3kFBoOQKCK7EZFBZK1s-ONjGeKKQN5UysgOJ-sNa2_rWXZK50tUhvyq9UaxokgYe6bDnC69AL31_5XmLUyquSGUJs5x54SEeGs0bRyUpLhSTMfRRstPQlNRklIpTed2ttFSG-iIE8KUABGUFI0CePnMYIY5K6gA4bB0M2yBNnT/s640/onj.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="360" data-original-width="640" height="180" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjm8zphkaKBrYxdO90eTv3kFBoOQKCK7EZFBZK1s-ONjGeKKQN5UysgOJ-sNa2_rWXZK50tUhvyq9UaxokgYe6bDnC69AL31_5XmLUyquSGUJs5x54SEeGs0bRyUpLhSTMfRRstPQlNRklIpTed2ttFSG-iIE8KUABGUFI0CePnMYIY5K6gA4bB0M2yBNnT/s320/onj.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">was make'n our heart rate beat faster than a priest's on a playground...force'n us to shake our money makers (with a bit of a sexual undertone) as she was race'n up the charts with her soak'n in swamp ass smash ditty "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWz9VN40nCA">PHYSICAL</a>"</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6KrWu9Z3H6Gzel19ALGAnX">DOLLY PARTON</a> was the sizzle'n up the screens as the sexually charged</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjg0u1oA5rcGY3kHlxkJ1SpTsfsbUepSj5xdQVKRuRx5EuVmmCX0mxz0DJ_kvOk8v1ej9R7HQ9AaG8RWa7raqzytcMv_fsqqZ9Ntte1e7S_AMok04i1I99KZwqV7AL-kWxeWR3RvZe1anG3VHB7PEAxyCUSeq35MNerW8aYMdaV1lULpW8l16GJ68vhIbS4/s640/dolly.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="320" data-original-width="640" height="160" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjg0u1oA5rcGY3kHlxkJ1SpTsfsbUepSj5xdQVKRuRx5EuVmmCX0mxz0DJ_kvOk8v1ej9R7HQ9AaG8RWa7raqzytcMv_fsqqZ9Ntte1e7S_AMok04i1I99KZwqV7AL-kWxeWR3RvZe1anG3VHB7PEAxyCUSeq35MNerW8aYMdaV1lULpW8l16GJ68vhIbS4/s320/dolly.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"> madame and proprietor MONA STANGLEY from "<a href="https://tubitv.com/movies/628023/the-best-little-whorehouse-in-texas?start=true&tracking=google-feed&utm_source=google-feed">THE BEST LITTLE WHOREHOUSE IN TEXAS</a>"</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">and i had just witnessed my very 1st porno at the tender and very supple </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJXMczS0KLeKf9knqiyyKXqGDsSnijovSYByC12d6_uvQrqSCRCGyjHlu1qdHk24mCzwfIgw5sSgo-_7tMvo3pVo5rqHB31LE_UVVcBYI1qKytydXErD_KgBDsh9Fq1WOC4LZyh6yEvqp_Qv8ftr7Ffx3UbdzvpAHjdVzCfCok5_Gf4cED1OwhSIu0DgK2/s420/popcorn.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="315" data-original-width="420" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJXMczS0KLeKf9knqiyyKXqGDsSnijovSYByC12d6_uvQrqSCRCGyjHlu1qdHk24mCzwfIgw5sSgo-_7tMvo3pVo5rqHB31LE_UVVcBYI1qKytydXErD_KgBDsh9Fq1WOC4LZyh6yEvqp_Qv8ftr7Ffx3UbdzvpAHjdVzCfCok5_Gf4cED1OwhSIu0DgK2/s320/popcorn.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">age </span>of 12 with a couple of my sibs at my cuz's bungalow he shared with his 3 buddies on the other side of the chain linked fence we shared from our back yard and though i was perplexed by all the blatant bull balls bang'n the beaver's dam...well...to say i was absolutely G-O-B-S-M-A-C-K-E-D is an understatement!! no...not cuz they were doin the "dirty birdy" (OH NO!) i knew right then that i wanted to do this as a profession once i was of legal age...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="221" data-original-width="480" height="147" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3bDOch2vMPZv3-JH16d2M6H3UbYDvIMSyZwE4d0CNmyOIbOLC8Wxlf_Mda-m7zCaPHdRUUZHATC3rLV4WL_e2QijJybzjZIoEPyEVLxoXmOAYpBygcgQ2UCKcwqw6iArzaA37iVd9vTA2_A0KsjHdb70senXajOOei8ez7gy_qULbFAWY5LWXhs3Nl6Qy/s320/pit.webp" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">and that psychotic soul suck'n sarlacc pit hide'n behind their gloria vanderbilt pedal pushers of course!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="text-align: center;">my under developed though overly stimulated mind was wonder'n why in</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhzSOs3hkMW-iEdqJ82oLuwDZJ0OzEl4K22nr_CnVu-I0P3gqq6gZLGjCjuIwq7CAyVzepqVS6Lu3LHN0Ebhso4Xd2uwYq_qQC1IcnUzmD0tWfrt7qWYS3yGJf3gownMhpADrnrwGUJHAnAhd0-UTph18DFIlbvxjYULJoL-J8M_xa1t1igupV4O8Y-Ay16/s498/puke.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="328" data-original-width="498" height="211" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhzSOs3hkMW-iEdqJ82oLuwDZJ0OzEl4K22nr_CnVu-I0P3gqq6gZLGjCjuIwq7CAyVzepqVS6Lu3LHN0Ebhso4Xd2uwYq_qQC1IcnUzmD0tWfrt7qWYS3yGJf3gownMhpADrnrwGUJHAnAhd0-UTph18DFIlbvxjYULJoL-J8M_xa1t1igupV4O8Y-Ay16/s320/puke.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">the H-E-double hockey stix was that XY chromozoned hottie with the carpeted chest and "exposed wood" would have ANY possible interest in nibble'n on that rack of those pendulously uttered XX chromozone or claw'n at their kitty litter box...it all seemed sooo cumpletely unnatural and manipulated (much like most religions) to me even at that early of an age! </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXLPKxokrVtEFYzjejefaDMSP9f3W_DjvCqce6WqIFt6qCghwKpVq70Ql8WIqnxsI_Xau9ZlApdZFX56nHDlD7dALdwACKeRohFXVJc4VvfHTvyTYtzPVgi97wnD74ecHwFoilCtnPkSO7UpkszpJEiWnla-n50uEjo9BQkA6EkvzM-8UGNEAhSlzQfIhI/s1024/butt18.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="754" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXLPKxokrVtEFYzjejefaDMSP9f3W_DjvCqce6WqIFt6qCghwKpVq70Ql8WIqnxsI_Xau9ZlApdZFX56nHDlD7dALdwACKeRohFXVJc4VvfHTvyTYtzPVgi97wnD74ecHwFoilCtnPkSO7UpkszpJEiWnla-n50uEjo9BQkA6EkvzM-8UGNEAhSlzQfIhI/s320/butt18.jpg" width="236" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">BUTT (eventually)</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">i would later come to accept those who had decided to continue down that</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNpCiRfU2ihfSQ4S34-elVeuwEAFqGrzhu_-4r7wDMaY2-CCTtK-8i9oTZS0sm48oK4WdDZOvOHrtjOb-YQFe2MLtPS-ANOL8MTaaSVYYzjYzwaaxKoriaPc3AFA0AWrvSAbMiBWKw7i4yt1A79DdqWHyqagThxAqKQsrM6roUM5YaumnxqqCiYbNci5fc/s245/bus.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="162" data-original-width="245" height="162" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNpCiRfU2ihfSQ4S34-elVeuwEAFqGrzhu_-4r7wDMaY2-CCTtK-8i9oTZS0sm48oK4WdDZOvOHrtjOb-YQFe2MLtPS-ANOL8MTaaSVYYzjYzwaaxKoriaPc3AFA0AWrvSAbMiBWKw7i4yt1A79DdqWHyqagThxAqKQsrM6roUM5YaumnxqqCiYbNci5fc/s1600/bus.gif" width="245" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">path of unconscionable conduct of corrupt cunnilingus (while i yearned fer a life of casual catastrophic cockilingus) and by the time i was 22 (in '92) i was out one casual bleak winter week nite at the local homoless water'n hole where i was hope'n to find a place to crash fer the nite since i hadda transport my plump pre-unintentionally internationally unknown perform'n illusionist of my own universe A double snakes up from Winona...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBCtZDj8uMYjii1D0pt_kRe3D-mt3dcQblzeytLc9MkiYKSI7gwfuh4UJAECOwJeaZatWnzY0qDziCf_SZFvDlON6O0ATm37C8SzXbGs5XIBHXYVmzEk2NSkfwG-Foqnc61PcF49Thb4q5etYg3hwW6euHAoLiP1KKpRmPzCQ0fdhEzpSCPc8L7w1qU7ad/s640/arnold.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="492" data-original-width="640" height="246" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhBCtZDj8uMYjii1D0pt_kRe3D-mt3dcQblzeytLc9MkiYKSI7gwfuh4UJAECOwJeaZatWnzY0qDziCf_SZFvDlON6O0ATm37C8SzXbGs5XIBHXYVmzEk2NSkfwG-Foqnc61PcF49Thb4q5etYg3hwW6euHAoLiP1KKpRmPzCQ0fdhEzpSCPc8L7w1qU7ad/s320/arnold.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">my cautious casanova was...i would be approached by 2 meat n potato meals on wheels almost double my age (hey...no finger point'n...i'm an equal opportunity on-licker...i mean looker) one had enough beef to break me in half...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhqr2qto7efGcRn_IOTpRoVwxwQoPAtJ4Iise4VMRijolcOKm8yHm0WY-xxLWLK5b-VX6skRc0qXVRfGTK622MCctG07olWPvKF8_hdW7hiWWbvf3w7hoIkrRhzUmwnwpTCIvGi1N_tuYmFLjrWqPalI8GjzpBfgQ0RWzgTF5pobuPXL-JdDvQp72Bkq5Km/s640/freeze.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="468" data-original-width="640" height="234" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhqr2qto7efGcRn_IOTpRoVwxwQoPAtJ4Iise4VMRijolcOKm8yHm0WY-xxLWLK5b-VX6skRc0qXVRfGTK622MCctG07olWPvKF8_hdW7hiWWbvf3w7hoIkrRhzUmwnwpTCIvGi1N_tuYmFLjrWqPalI8GjzpBfgQ0RWzgTF5pobuPXL-JdDvQp72Bkq5Km/s320/freeze.gif" width="320" /></a></div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span>as Mr. Snow Miser was tap </span>dance'n on my nose and toes after bein' a bit tuned up and i was so ready to be tuned out...instead i was told to wait out in the icebox on wheels while they apparently "discussed' the sleep'n arrangements inside...</div><div style="text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjG6MOAbx_qEeNWAwQ99po7HnuH6Wcw0HV2Q61kO44Y-4JncE42VZ6_I1MmvbxPEMAR2bjXvdSSOKYoqfm09M6LWJgz4t5RYgxgV-wx1WjkIrFyeL0s1Qqy5lxMYtVG-aBBmNNmaN1P6NRoFHMhb0hJztA1t8B9RVlAHj3e_5QfeDcC8sTb9j-i7UWOp3NG/s210/look.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="210" data-original-width="200" height="210" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjG6MOAbx_qEeNWAwQ99po7HnuH6Wcw0HV2Q61kO44Y-4JncE42VZ6_I1MmvbxPEMAR2bjXvdSSOKYoqfm09M6LWJgz4t5RYgxgV-wx1WjkIrFyeL0s1Qqy5lxMYtVG-aBBmNNmaN1P6NRoFHMhb0hJztA1t8B9RVlAHj3e_5QfeDcC8sTb9j-i7UWOp3NG/s1600/look.gif" width="200" /></a></div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: center;">and i'm purdy sure by now yer ask'n yerself at this juncture in this story...WHY IN THE FIDDLERS FUCK DIDN'T YOU JUST GET OUTTA THE DAMN VAN?</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">minutes later JABBA would emerge inform'n me that "Arnold" was not <br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNySccRx_W2qj3iC1mzpMQ9txFq2mETbrSQgsgkc8r0UpkgfJo88dj3x1HQs-S3ceUAhjgFxEvJ6DNhdHASgXKPK7827KbHDmdvkq_GwuodnbICstlw-GsXmCtNSWh-J1zlVlbJLbNMpg0q1zjlqEwOyJbyPyqsrY2y6pBJGTunZVxgAmD3EumkElvpCql/s498/jabba.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="280" data-original-width="498" height="180" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNySccRx_W2qj3iC1mzpMQ9txFq2mETbrSQgsgkc8r0UpkgfJo88dj3x1HQs-S3ceUAhjgFxEvJ6DNhdHASgXKPK7827KbHDmdvkq_GwuodnbICstlw-GsXmCtNSWh-J1zlVlbJLbNMpg0q1zjlqEwOyJbyPyqsrY2y6pBJGTunZVxgAmD3EumkElvpCql/s320/jabba.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">interested </span>in host'n anyone fer the nite (hmmm...could'a fooled me since he bought all of the beers fer me) in either case...i didn't care at this point since it was now 2 am and i had been awake fer 24 hrs and though i know he thought i was gonna be his cuddle bunny fer the nite...i was ready to sleep in the snowbank than go back to his dungeon of impend'n doom nonetheless i gave into my own fate and reluctantly we reached his apt a few blocks away</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">well that's all fer this week kittens...tune in next week fer the excrutiate'n</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtMerIVBDEhS077XvwxJ671_-XSX6YAP8P2rOrHrJLGoQrqMDr8UCyqlW0VDamxWXU9TOQFdwIqX5HIKWdOYT3I1feBXaNeZTrMN-AcRbTo5Oj9MERyVUrlhP8ECB82g5RQqpxq0Nu9W2msCuxZUboS8yn_sCH_k0IFbFDy8n5GBthBTIPBelHaU2O4BMt/s320/kkshinylips.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="320" data-original-width="240" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtMerIVBDEhS077XvwxJ671_-XSX6YAP8P2rOrHrJLGoQrqMDr8UCyqlW0VDamxWXU9TOQFdwIqX5HIKWdOYT3I1feBXaNeZTrMN-AcRbTo5Oj9MERyVUrlhP8ECB82g5RQqpxq0Nu9W2msCuxZUboS8yn_sCH_k0IFbFDy8n5GBthBTIPBelHaU2O4BMt/s1600/kkshinylips.jpg" width="240" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;"> </span><span style="text-align: left;">conclusion </span>to A DIRTY DEED INDEED! </div><div style="text-align: center;">now GET OFF MY DRESS!</div>Mattress Feverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03123224966230037503noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3720865673458747444.post-74566704728414092402023-12-04T06:57:00.001-06:002023-12-04T06:57:20.170-06:00CHER'N IS CARE'N picture it kittens...it was the year 1965...and the tv series starr'n funny gal<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYSqaQ-h012ME8ERR4-3NyV5H9KxjXuiYhe4TELfKDZ4Ky4ShFexaX0fbDz2H9HEf1lpSDWXoGBsLwO5MNAJnlZeMbJP3txRBPzHgXlFuYijTE8PpvbDpxoohA2G8de19Msqw7pTQTcGEYL3_ZoJ76Iqw4unJ1S2PvupZio9sqW3sDhkMHqUIbsCyt_chq/s245/lucy.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="200" data-original-width="245" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYSqaQ-h012ME8ERR4-3NyV5H9KxjXuiYhe4TELfKDZ4Ky4ShFexaX0fbDz2H9HEf1lpSDWXoGBsLwO5MNAJnlZeMbJP3txRBPzHgXlFuYijTE8PpvbDpxoohA2G8de19Msqw7pTQTcGEYL3_ZoJ76Iqw4unJ1S2PvupZio9sqW3sDhkMHqUIbsCyt_chq/s1600/lucy.gif" width="245" /></a></div><div><div style="text-align: center;">the vivaciously knee slapper LUCILLE BALL was finally filmed in brilliant technicolor show'n off her hot tamale locks in all her glorious color on the #1 series "<a href="https://tubitv.com/series/300006831/the-lucy-show?start=true&tracking=google-feed&utm_source=google-feed">THE LUCY SHOW</a>"</div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="text-align: left;">a young JULIE ANDREWS portrayed the real life MARIA VON TRAPP</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgUo4-dEHJZDDYOMratQxzf40ml0Bnb5oIQ_5D08ynEvUJvKJ2pUf5PjzOAswaxPJ1yvbBuGKlmsMsiR3COK1tkC0PG0RR5nCnDJNDVp6yevtNz9lrOBWhhyhKdmrr8A12zP7Rw_Tkn7dv0W971Bq3IHN1qVZE7ouVX6iGjztk5Xsf9R1ZnBNJP6DDhhEjd/s540/sound.webp" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="405" data-original-width="540" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgUo4-dEHJZDDYOMratQxzf40ml0Bnb5oIQ_5D08ynEvUJvKJ2pUf5PjzOAswaxPJ1yvbBuGKlmsMsiR3COK1tkC0PG0RR5nCnDJNDVp6yevtNz9lrOBWhhyhKdmrr8A12zP7Rw_Tkn7dv0W971Bq3IHN1qVZE7ouVX6iGjztk5Xsf9R1ZnBNJP6DDhhEjd/s320/sound.webp" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">in a post WW2 world...spinn'n around like a tomboyish postulant sing'n like a songbird in the fields of some Austrian mountain top in the #1 film "<a href="https://www.disneyplus.com/movies/the-sound-of-music/4c1Sp2qE83Fc">THE SOUND OF MUSIC</a>"</div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgL3HQGhJ3BHp-kKCESIHnamjvmweGPV6s-atSiyntLw70fwNxm78wwf-qKzSV-wbY_TZPR0lU-BZ8MPKEDbdHBnu024k9e9BxRKAZEu9AOVfN9fWtS-aQU8kK9RxG2IXF7Pwy3Ty14x_e3ShjleKZK5Q7z6MaQeM7OxyGYAb-ik34av48lAYHFU41nA2uU/s1368/butt28.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1368" data-original-width="942" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgL3HQGhJ3BHp-kKCESIHnamjvmweGPV6s-atSiyntLw70fwNxm78wwf-qKzSV-wbY_TZPR0lU-BZ8MPKEDbdHBnu024k9e9BxRKAZEu9AOVfN9fWtS-aQU8kK9RxG2IXF7Pwy3Ty14x_e3ShjleKZK5Q7z6MaQeM7OxyGYAb-ik34av48lAYHFU41nA2uU/s320/butt28.jpg" width="220" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">BUTT (more importantly)</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">a very young 19 year old <a href="https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0TpnBCHzzCidUQCKaelvkZ">CHERILYN SARKISIAN</a> makes her very 1st #1</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEieD4OkmosAd8d5BBp6gCKTndjTGumBXz97Bgjq9ingScD9GmBXpdT6Est71o6B1RbJdwKbHvTWDnI0LXyqNQiB1-DICyI1eUf0GiE6kDvuDlWB5JWz8Cy1LewBrZnELg8gQpPJtA4UmAmLBP8CFuVG56MgEmFXXLw2OMChyaKkFIkBQOKwxIV6CsO_xHFq/s200/igot.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="200" data-original-width="200" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEieD4OkmosAd8d5BBp6gCKTndjTGumBXz97Bgjq9ingScD9GmBXpdT6Est71o6B1RbJdwKbHvTWDnI0LXyqNQiB1-DICyI1eUf0GiE6kDvuDlWB5JWz8Cy1LewBrZnELg8gQpPJtA4UmAmLBP8CFuVG56MgEmFXXLw2OMChyaKkFIkBQOKwxIV6CsO_xHFq/s1600/igot.gif" width="200" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">hit on the airwaves with her floor mopped mini musical muffin man SONNY with "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JxIw58lkHQ">I GOT YOU BABE</a>" in aug of 1965 off the album "<a href="https://open.spotify.com/album/7tOrLszgaEANl2MQS8bbI1">LOOK AT US</a>"</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span style="text-align: left;">after a successful series with her biz partner in and outta their </span><span style="text-align: left;">shaggy </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTg45IMWL-87zzYOCFmb3ZkpVIkuMlF0P1qmNgyhLJIlbPM_bAkcjTL_LyJRX3TCfmYApIMAVU26muM-c4GzueGXw82q3ulOSvs2XbWV335HYyt79r6l9d5MBpR0T_aoSS8sisKG7l6kp-TKbPL42lhya82m8Bx5dWbR0XaYhrLETbNCFK2WjpL8Hfh3a3/s200/gyps.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="192" data-original-width="200" height="192" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiTg45IMWL-87zzYOCFmb3ZkpVIkuMlF0P1qmNgyhLJIlbPM_bAkcjTL_LyJRX3TCfmYApIMAVU26muM-c4GzueGXw82q3ulOSvs2XbWV335HYyt79r6l9d5MBpR0T_aoSS8sisKG7l6kp-TKbPL42lhya82m8Bx5dWbR0XaYhrLETbNCFK2WjpL8Hfh3a3/s1600/gyps.gif" width="200" /></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">burnt orange boudoir in the mid 1970's </span><span style="text-align: left;">CHER would climb outta their bed with the pedal to the metal on her very own...steam'n full speed ahead to her 2nd #1 hit with "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOSZwEwl_1Q">GYPSIES TRAMPS AND THIEVES</a>" of <a href="https://open.spotify.com/album/4NsAwBNLIHDpmlCCGNGzH9">the album of the same name</a> in novem of 1971 at 25</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span style="text-align: left;">once the 1980's rolled around...CHER would finally unwind her ravenous</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEisze7HfWlkHOSD377y_XZTqS-S6OiAIEGqj6zuMIHieH_bBSYZYLQ1pPGZ-2bDhI2v3wak36wosg4EnzW-4un3OhD7Xta9ssUhpZgC5OQg_LWcgIARNsJ77dht-c_i2SCIW8r_8uRuYv6CzMnQZ4yhzZ4dOwxkFT4TVjNyihRknKSU7gRkm5ajWj8XpMJC/s532/backtime.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="346" data-original-width="532" height="208" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEisze7HfWlkHOSD377y_XZTqS-S6OiAIEGqj6zuMIHieH_bBSYZYLQ1pPGZ-2bDhI2v3wak36wosg4EnzW-4un3OhD7Xta9ssUhpZgC5OQg_LWcgIARNsJ77dht-c_i2SCIW8r_8uRuYv6CzMnQZ4yhzZ4dOwxkFT4TVjNyihRknKSU7gRkm5ajWj8XpMJC/s320/backtime.gif" width="320" /></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">luscious locks </span><span style="text-align: left;">and by the summer of 1989 CHER would make it back to the top spot fer the 1st time on the adult contemporary charts with her 3rd #1 butt bare'n rock ballad "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9n3A_-HRFfc">IF I COULD TURN BACK TIME</a>" </span><span style="text-align: left;">when she was give'n maxi pads half her age a run fer their money at 43</span><span style="text-align: left;"> from the album "<a href="https://open.spotify.com/album/3srdrIrP3V7LTmRujRfLhK">HEART OF STONE</a>" </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span style="text-align: left;">before the new millennium would begin CHER would once again achieve</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgw8bfCAVoMrXNN-GQO4P_mHu7PA5okm9CkfH9OBZZ2Mh8CQaln2o1fe_7Sz1JImxJgFc_xRNMek2sOHxZuJOlD2O86JLAfepgFBtnVhwai5ZqUP_LknDxX3rLWDQWsYVPaXMm-1vdXPoIHmEeFIQN8l4Srqr3_d8y1GFqqHw-ol_yeb_Fr3I7SiuYRuhGK/s320/believe.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="191" data-original-width="320" height="191" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgw8bfCAVoMrXNN-GQO4P_mHu7PA5okm9CkfH9OBZZ2Mh8CQaln2o1fe_7Sz1JImxJgFc_xRNMek2sOHxZuJOlD2O86JLAfepgFBtnVhwai5ZqUP_LknDxX3rLWDQWsYVPaXMm-1vdXPoIHmEeFIQN8l4Srqr3_d8y1GFqqHw-ol_yeb_Fr3I7SiuYRuhGK/s1600/believe.gif" width="320" /></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;"> </span><span style="text-align: left;">global </span><span style="text-align: left;">domination </span><span style="text-align: left;">with her massive 4th #1 pulsate'n floor thumper and thee best break-up </span><span style="text-align: left;">after math ass shake'n anthem with "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZXRV4MezEw">BELIEVE</a>" in march of 1999 off her 22 album at 53 from <a href="https://open.spotify.com/album/2NkggeWxNlWXIguONqnd0E">the album of the same title</a> which was also the 1st of <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnkLHTgAQKg">many</a>...<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6GxDKJEPWQ">many</a>...<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwxbeDswvpo&t=170s">M-A-N-Y </a>"<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbDb-OQK31s">farewell</a>" tours i would be forced to attend thanx to my damn subconscious (tell'n me this "could be" her last time) and also the 1st time i ever would perform as CHER at an AIDS charity (waive'n my performance fee) and i had made that exact headdress from above fer $6 from crap at Axman supplies (that unfortunately melted into a ball of congealed goop in my closet durin' a very hot and humid summer the follow'n year)</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span style="text-align: left;">after a post 9/11...CHER would return with a snappy dance romp'n tribute </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg42t-_eWSrpJJ0AWKFdiDpUcBpymOx7CFkQ6mFy6SXQc-wGo3pvVPIyPWNYY2kp0N0PaP5mnGjYitlff23p0VBhdRpp8DaffxS_q82neSkXZekfuN0Qos4pQZBlh_DPogk_7O0tg_c6phb18tHvmZlwrjyhKGrouFSKHDgMWBcHB_SdYFcHSw5pjeS7S4d/s320/lonely.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="180" data-original-width="320" height="180" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg42t-_eWSrpJJ0AWKFdiDpUcBpymOx7CFkQ6mFy6SXQc-wGo3pvVPIyPWNYY2kp0N0PaP5mnGjYitlff23p0VBhdRpp8DaffxS_q82neSkXZekfuN0Qos4pQZBlh_DPogk_7O0tg_c6phb18tHvmZlwrjyhKGrouFSKHDgMWBcHB_SdYFcHSw5pjeS7S4d/s1600/lonely.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">with </span><span style="text-align: left;">"<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcGb883JbOE">SONG FOR THE LONELY</a>" her 5th #1 in march of 2002 and more popular than ever at 55 from the album "<a href="https://open.spotify.com/album/6wObbsRHMxZIo06tP3hYTa">LIVING PROOF</a>"</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span style="text-align: left;">by the winter of 2010 CHER proved age was just a number in novem </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjDvzMouqH5xgSvgy_KpCalkuT0EJG1NuofPrNh69qC4pmdR7Ru-19N0STsq0CTc9KeXf0yKPfFV0GxmMGnJSrxJ8nrn1m7u_ZXhtVOxyLTpakeO2DkIsai3nE26JPQn0VODwpk80YBsW8kW4Y6iMmeeTINCv2_ZvLpycBFVUB-APqTCPMeY4euILL-x-09/s320/last.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="134" data-original-width="320" height="134" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjDvzMouqH5xgSvgy_KpCalkuT0EJG1NuofPrNh69qC4pmdR7Ru-19N0STsq0CTc9KeXf0yKPfFV0GxmMGnJSrxJ8nrn1m7u_ZXhtVOxyLTpakeO2DkIsai3nE26JPQn0VODwpk80YBsW8kW4Y6iMmeeTINCv2_ZvLpycBFVUB-APqTCPMeY4euILL-x-09/s1600/last.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">when </span><span style="text-align: left;">she </span><span style="text-align: left;">starred opposite </span><span style="text-align: left;">CHRISTINA AGUILERA</span><span style="text-align: left;"> in the campy drama "<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/amzn1.dv.gti.70a9f7a0-ab35-b98e-a13f-387a6b492866?autoplay=0&ref_=atv_cf_strg_wb">BURLESQUE</a>" at 64 and hit her 6th #1 hit off the <a href="https://open.spotify.com/album/65jNkB2GjWLUZ223XmuKLT">movie soundtrack</a> with "</span><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ay5A2xE82Es&list=RDay5A2xE82Es&start_radio=1" style="text-align: left;">YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE LAST OF ME</a><span style="text-align: left;">" </span></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span style="text-align: left;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span style="text-align: left;">and just when you thought that you heard more than yer share of another</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEixlEVVVmjwpl9iPzcGGVeDWW-J9frvtMuv4mlXoeAhuKiA_Z7shd3JyNPEwqpEG8WRHwVQEN0W2n9kJEaUJJLfNq0ZiZ4yaapJj7t2KcYI9X0PnOFf0ojJ5c92a0DzhXODo3L-9T_XHyOCzbYY4NjytkSU9wqXRDcv9sNEahAq7oigiDdX7LdrgB-5dwUC/s320/xmas.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="180" data-original-width="320" height="180" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEixlEVVVmjwpl9iPzcGGVeDWW-J9frvtMuv4mlXoeAhuKiA_Z7shd3JyNPEwqpEG8WRHwVQEN0W2n9kJEaUJJLfNq0ZiZ4yaapJj7t2KcYI9X0PnOFf0ojJ5c92a0DzhXODo3L-9T_XHyOCzbYY4NjytkSU9wqXRDcv9sNEahAq7oigiDdX7LdrgB-5dwUC/s1600/xmas.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">remake and remodeled xmas tune...at 77 </span><span style="text-align: left;">fanfuckintabulous </span><span style="text-align: left;">years</span><span style="text-align: left;"> </span><a href="https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0TpnBCHzzCidUQCKaelvkZ" style="text-align: left;">CHER</a><span style="text-align: left;"> has now become thee ONLY artist to have a #1 hit in 7 consecutive decades with her latest #1 xmas anthem "</span><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7NRkjdNQ6s" style="text-align: left;">DJ PLAY A CHRISTMAS SONG</a><span style="text-align: left;">" off her very 1st xmas album simply titled "</span><a href="https://open.spotify.com/album/4Eeeg4yMb5qtMEm0lk6lDM" style="text-align: left;">CHRISTMAS</a><span style="text-align: left;">" cuz WHY NOT! it's fuck'n CHER!</span></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjybAvE0MHlH5Q86_-P6pdQpGQ8f_7ck6cC-WUJNcyP-CRyb4zPEMUDIH1vgC77pPS5i3IFkkV8x7ijc17CGWpynAzkqw57PID-g1OghMplck0dzEG7NXavZzUQ6vRI2JtG_ytISTseqaKWM-jIar0fbex-QrLH9PhmArRQBHW2Hh2SSRzi5V4-H4weGOeh/s1407/kkstars.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1407" data-original-width="1125" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjybAvE0MHlH5Q86_-P6pdQpGQ8f_7ck6cC-WUJNcyP-CRyb4zPEMUDIH1vgC77pPS5i3IFkkV8x7ijc17CGWpynAzkqw57PID-g1OghMplck0dzEG7NXavZzUQ6vRI2JtG_ytISTseqaKWM-jIar0fbex-QrLH9PhmArRQBHW2Hh2SSRzi5V4-H4weGOeh/s320/kkstars.jpg" width="256" /></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">now GET OFF MY DRESS!</span></div></div>Mattress Feverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03123224966230037503noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3720865673458747444.post-51822807608832541592023-11-27T07:00:00.004-06:002023-11-27T07:35:14.124-06:004 DECADES OF DANCEjust close yer beady lil eyes kittens and picture it....the year was 1986 and <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj75x6WUrzP2bz2wB-lOBOXyQAAFieJceUj1krNsQgkaYMFYoAy7UjfTRO8R6nlt07Vj51YWHAARz3W0lzJ4opeSWRVDpc72c36O8Z4MOP4nlX4ylqSxyzqAlp-lWbAP6_BO19aLy2oYMkwHWgwAcwGTeIS7ttNtvApwA9oKqzW_vXW9auiN0fdE7bmiTwR/s300/motley.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="270" data-original-width="300" height="270" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj75x6WUrzP2bz2wB-lOBOXyQAAFieJceUj1krNsQgkaYMFYoAy7UjfTRO8R6nlt07Vj51YWHAARz3W0lzJ4opeSWRVDpc72c36O8Z4MOP4nlX4ylqSxyzqAlp-lWbAP6_BO19aLy2oYMkwHWgwAcwGTeIS7ttNtvApwA9oKqzW_vXW9auiN0fdE7bmiTwR/s1600/motley.gif" width="300" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">the alcoholic wives simply </span>known as the devil's music <a href="https://www.motley.com/">MOTLEY CRUE</a> were all the rage and take'n over the airwaves as well as the tv screens...considered to be the mistresses of ol' hot head himself...Lucifer...the CRUE were corrode'n the mentally unmorally majority of uptight christian societal circles everywhere...from Kalamazoo to Timbuktu...putt'n a bastardly bee in their fuckless bonnets and i fer one...couldn't have been more happier!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div>well...lemme back it up by a year...where i could'a been beyond over the</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivo4VR1TifA1YCmzBaMGJtvyUeA90meG3ea69_6Bc8NAnjTy13T7vBLFvZorbt8BI5CY1BlDw4S6f9EQCW-AwZmEpZXpQUK4RwxC2sHmuxUNgNZ-vLdUvFGOun-_BbJiXxgPX1_h17FGyJ/s480/dress.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="363" data-original-width="480" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivo4VR1TifA1YCmzBaMGJtvyUeA90meG3ea69_6Bc8NAnjTy13T7vBLFvZorbt8BI5CY1BlDw4S6f9EQCW-AwZmEpZXpQUK4RwxC2sHmuxUNgNZ-vLdUvFGOun-_BbJiXxgPX1_h17FGyJ/s320/dress.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">moon (that would be 1985 fer those mathematical challengers still try'na count it out on their lil piggies) when i spent hours wash'n dishes...endless piles of my sibs cloths and scrubb'n the kitchen floor til 3 am roughly...til it was good enough to eat off of it without have'n to contact the Center for Disease Control...all just to get a ticket to the hottest show on the planet that year...in the month of may...the 21st to be exact...<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrG8okV9R3w&t=2s">MADONNA's VIRGIN TOUR</a> in St Paul, MN...<br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivhxufnN4lMrpjSCCX1DjkNJ3IiHBiCJ9fzYnatmWdFLVP0ddKhdJQaqdyEukzIvh-1FgbfCWtjKwfHNMcnzpoiING5opjStw7NZhjXFHgkg3ogfna9qrOj0H6qozajw6kJaNUicuizsSp/s1600/veruca.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="200" data-original-width="350" height="182" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivhxufnN4lMrpjSCCX1DjkNJ3IiHBiCJ9fzYnatmWdFLVP0ddKhdJQaqdyEukzIvh-1FgbfCWtjKwfHNMcnzpoiING5opjStw7NZhjXFHgkg3ogfna9qrOj0H6qozajw6kJaNUicuizsSp/s320/veruca.gif" width="320" /></a></div>that was ALL my tulip sniff'n penny loaf'n lil teenage angst riddled A-double snakes longed for fer the the next 10 birthdays & christmas's combined (hypothetically speak'n of course...i mean come on...i was a teenrager after all) </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="text-align: center;">W-E-L-L suffice it to say...Joan never even considered my desperate plea</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjhvJRXqJyooEJLTMXFNUWXIpaKBFnW8-iKBQiys6ERJPPjZVSEtFtKhzM18MsC2RM9_opKqYHBxnM09IUtgK2Zs5sA757G5rmCwvGRa-ryPl2ezZUX1S7rz4iNJaeiyyqSs_-CG3ZbcYGm/s1600/joan.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="224" data-original-width="400" height="179" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjhvJRXqJyooEJLTMXFNUWXIpaKBFnW8-iKBQiys6ERJPPjZVSEtFtKhzM18MsC2RM9_opKqYHBxnM09IUtgK2Zs5sA757G5rmCwvGRa-ryPl2ezZUX1S7rz4iNJaeiyyqSs_-CG3ZbcYGm/s320/joan.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">and i was completely DENIED a ticket to M's very 1st concert due to the fact that Joan said "ya ain't goin to see her cuz they do drugs at those concerts" (that is an almost direct quote...from what my feeble lil mind remembers) and of course this was NOT backed up with ANY sufficient evidence what so ever to please me!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhuwxWkNWhqrR8uROR0GIye8oXoER-7iVfpMK0y2L3sUl-EbVOHsPX-crAJBS_2kRBrf-xQW9L8p26kexvks1K-tDxly8qsM2lxkbF2qd1SoEJCSSCmX1dNcbpZ3SF0URI81tBYD0ysO1jY/s1600/butt.PNG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="658" data-original-width="454" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhuwxWkNWhqrR8uROR0GIye8oXoER-7iVfpMK0y2L3sUl-EbVOHsPX-crAJBS_2kRBrf-xQW9L8p26kexvks1K-tDxly8qsM2lxkbF2qd1SoEJCSSCmX1dNcbpZ3SF0URI81tBYD0ysO1jY/s320/butt.PNG" width="220" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">it was the 80's...BUTT of course...</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div>the follow'n year i would win 4 tix on a call in contest from K.A.G.E radio </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjhUrMxyv9YPB64e-lxckS6wN9HsjQFyIbV6puGDly44bV88O3aH3Nvzn-PdnE-E1Eb6NfB8SYXVaxwk0Vv7e5NIB7Az42h8ZXD2TU6f30RsHU3zpI3t5HEz6BTRrl0z1V6tqGKQRvQuWGSPrwx4Tmyp7xFRvC3fCCx0PqJtKCQMB1J-foVS7oYPQ6a3JuL/s480/white.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="360" data-original-width="480" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjhUrMxyv9YPB64e-lxckS6wN9HsjQFyIbV6puGDly44bV88O3aH3Nvzn-PdnE-E1Eb6NfB8SYXVaxwk0Vv7e5NIB7Az42h8ZXD2TU6f30RsHU3zpI3t5HEz6BTRrl0z1V6tqGKQRvQuWGSPrwx4Tmyp7xFRvC3fCCx0PqJtKCQMB1J-foVS7oYPQ6a3JuL/s320/white.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">to the bad ass glam gurls of heavy metal "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2XdmyBtCRQ">GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS</a> TOUR" and my cuz Dan drove me and bundle of my sibs down in his Sanford & Son truck to see MOTLEY CRUE reek havoc at the Lacrosse Center in Lacrosse WI with the other suedo shopko famous alcoholic wives <a href="https://open.spotify.com/artist/3UbyYnvNIT5DFXU4WgiGpP?autoplay=true">WHITESNAKE</a> open'n fer 'em...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpeY47Y9K4ChLtVRS-eCn9DfxPCWGAUMdimUmtXJ1hlLm8Jx615wsmU_jClxrwF2wKQHtpb6xY772mQzsepR5MeFFkkXMmHkb4KFOX61W7QDi7cuQ6vOBayav6ttv7LftalwPb_6ts-MkHCFRzhpWDasQ9bRQWtdrXd5ExLTtsRIOZVTIzruvpHcufsMN_/s352/dress.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="275" data-original-width="352" height="250" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjpeY47Y9K4ChLtVRS-eCn9DfxPCWGAUMdimUmtXJ1hlLm8Jx615wsmU_jClxrwF2wKQHtpb6xY772mQzsepR5MeFFkkXMmHkb4KFOX61W7QDi7cuQ6vOBayav6ttv7LftalwPb_6ts-MkHCFRzhpWDasQ9bRQWtdrXd5ExLTtsRIOZVTIzruvpHcufsMN_/s320/dress.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">and unfortunately i would eventually have to live vicariously thru a VHS version of the M's immaculate concert a couple years later (where M pulled in a cool $5,000,000 in ticket sales) once i saved up enough money from my pop can collection...</div><div style="text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5AQOdY-rmFGaGHhwkvn6dLRMv9Hzpa-rCMDNA_daTsEEjpBxyVMnoc9DfMjoWlGYcPYLMjnWjIomWhI9gpcRDr4qrjTY2tTYf8ZGMfrH0hpQgJqiYJIVxsbO7Bu0N8B-sOx6FIeW9zGZp/s1600/pee+wee.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="224" data-original-width="400" height="179" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5AQOdY-rmFGaGHhwkvn6dLRMv9Hzpa-rCMDNA_daTsEEjpBxyVMnoc9DfMjoWlGYcPYLMjnWjIomWhI9gpcRDr4qrjTY2tTYf8ZGMfrH0hpQgJqiYJIVxsbO7Bu0N8B-sOx6FIeW9zGZp/s320/pee+wee.gif" width="320" /></a></div>bike'n all over town just try'na do my part to clean up our unforgiveable city of Winona fer some coinage</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: left;">by 1987 i WAS NOT gonna miss my 2nd chance to see the future QUEEN</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjo_ZkWUP_CxrDwXqCwxjSKv8qFnrwWk0TT8ugk69CyTAxO6P-397fOpNS7_Ok1ZbPU4tXfj6Motk2z-CicU-pfPI9SAghBaiE29k6MZ9sNOYQEGCKuGZGEDA5nGOm4UvN3iVM8PUw7oAXmrSgWeScfTUODS6kQ6jajSaMI8RzLW8gjFYhRkF6LqB3TdnbN/s400/whos.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="270" data-original-width="400" height="216" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjo_ZkWUP_CxrDwXqCwxjSKv8qFnrwWk0TT8ugk69CyTAxO6P-397fOpNS7_Ok1ZbPU4tXfj6Motk2z-CicU-pfPI9SAghBaiE29k6MZ9sNOYQEGCKuGZGEDA5nGOm4UvN3iVM8PUw7oAXmrSgWeScfTUODS6kQ6jajSaMI8RzLW8gjFYhRkF6LqB3TdnbN/s320/whos.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">OF THE DANCE FLOOR live on stage in St Paul, MN so once again i combed the entire city fer any and all empty aluminum recyclables i could find and my former bff from 3rd grade got his mom to drive us up to see the "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-FYpRUBOk8&t=422s">WHO'S THAT GIRL TOUR</a>" at the St Paul Civic Center and believe me SHE DID NOT DISAPPOINT by pull'n in a very impressive $25,000,000.00</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">unfortunately...i would have to pass on "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qbwz4SrattE">THE BLONDE AMBITION TOUR</a>"</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9Ih7hxTNHF29HTAzVSIaMWZ35uUv4PeUdOCtuJ5KvlePfwuREjYk9hijr2EAMp5jEnFLdG-AkQmPi-S6YTfgK3UO1tEXH0IiIcR1Prwgp6g8urb-Ml-PjYvOm5Pbj-aj_jFXYVBJPsf59W23m-8J1yBf0EtWn48F6Md3RhyphenhyphenX0mJF2ae2_milKyZCcFBUb/s520/blonde.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="385" data-original-width="520" height="237" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9Ih7hxTNHF29HTAzVSIaMWZ35uUv4PeUdOCtuJ5KvlePfwuREjYk9hijr2EAMp5jEnFLdG-AkQmPi-S6YTfgK3UO1tEXH0IiIcR1Prwgp6g8urb-Ml-PjYvOm5Pbj-aj_jFXYVBJPsf59W23m-8J1yBf0EtWn48F6Md3RhyphenhyphenX0mJF2ae2_milKyZCcFBUb/s320/blonde.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">in 1990 when M reconstructed and redefined what all live performances would become fer audiences from that point forward...grabb'n a massive paycheck worth $62,700,000.00</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjB_7cBdGgh_zE3jRBFoPXhjnwrmc7s3CeJ8H6Ru09mmanfYPICB_LLguBPdCiHR2wyRrSHdUPsaTahnAz6s7J-uSCnXCG0YiDQjwVWG6gvAdWVDecDPIbDK0GuouhUvUoJVa1NXbKr3c_9zLrYnFNcn_hIajJpzY70f1RWtq_GDLZqxMb9vqcgReimMVLM/s245/girlie.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="220" data-original-width="245" height="220" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjB_7cBdGgh_zE3jRBFoPXhjnwrmc7s3CeJ8H6Ru09mmanfYPICB_LLguBPdCiHR2wyRrSHdUPsaTahnAz6s7J-uSCnXCG0YiDQjwVWG6gvAdWVDecDPIbDK0GuouhUvUoJVa1NXbKr3c_9zLrYnFNcn_hIajJpzY70f1RWtq_GDLZqxMb9vqcgReimMVLM/s1600/girlie.gif" width="245" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">i also had to say no sadly to "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOlFn4N_EAY">THE GIRLIE SHOW</a>" in 1993...where M took home $70,000,000.00 in sales...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhriOfbDeo3_2hY8jV4hCwEXVCgZUHqFWwCO0Z8cUWAvyjzne_jOH7vMig1cAg9TWPtUjvWSDgSF7BdQSq4LNseCjpgpNJ5kSMwHutw4rAak-Zvi1HWc9VidmRFmEWSYUe0n29rFw2dDB6FkOw3uAVVqUW9Psv7oXmRvwaR7rPZzvLv1qN1y0rGJnN_t3dH/s480/drowned.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="270" data-original-width="480" height="180" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhriOfbDeo3_2hY8jV4hCwEXVCgZUHqFWwCO0Z8cUWAvyjzne_jOH7vMig1cAg9TWPtUjvWSDgSF7BdQSq4LNseCjpgpNJ5kSMwHutw4rAak-Zvi1HWc9VidmRFmEWSYUe0n29rFw2dDB6FkOw3uAVVqUW9Psv7oXmRvwaR7rPZzvLv1qN1y0rGJnN_t3dH/s320/drowned.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">and once again fer the "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9NykZBqFlGc">DROWNED WORLD TOUR</a>" in 2001 where M was drown'n in $75,000,000.00 from tour receipts</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">thankfully by 2004 me and my good friend Bonnie Rotten took a road trip</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNvrT2VvxaI6nCBbfZrlZ8sOG8Vso9aGHAbTL1u3fnw7kbEamNHZG2uLkj7s7Z_o52AFOmzwLtO-zWAXTfhd6IltwqhvGEaEBFm8PIOlkLDVvVVJnWXZ5XQbC16os2e69YlNL70LyeQn8xvnjX39BTypT4Pe7XcmFkaUd1D2n2OYkSHBKf-4uTcEH_zLW4/s455/reinvention.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="262" data-original-width="455" height="184" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNvrT2VvxaI6nCBbfZrlZ8sOG8Vso9aGHAbTL1u3fnw7kbEamNHZG2uLkj7s7Z_o52AFOmzwLtO-zWAXTfhd6IltwqhvGEaEBFm8PIOlkLDVvVVJnWXZ5XQbC16os2e69YlNL70LyeQn8xvnjX39BTypT4Pe7XcmFkaUd1D2n2OYkSHBKf-4uTcEH_zLW4/s320/reinvention.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">to the Windy City (formerly known as Oprahville) to catch M's "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZLgEzuDBsk">RE-INVENTION WORLD TOUR</a>" which snagged M a $124,790,787.00 payday</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhym0T2DPLdzcvhaTqRF9pQ1NSeXd_CrEkLYYkyhy9e1oeD2e7ONdByYTq28ACyfCdKtwjGsUj3JfgQeOtyRkt7d1xjTu0tWRWk1jhDtx20_HCFeGqFQoDtT3iZNAtIs0a6S2jWysvKh9qc5uAga1lTdTlFfH3C5dRswt2Ff1JA_yOXHIDAtmoGH4404W0U/s640/cross.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="358" data-original-width="640" height="179" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhym0T2DPLdzcvhaTqRF9pQ1NSeXd_CrEkLYYkyhy9e1oeD2e7ONdByYTq28ACyfCdKtwjGsUj3JfgQeOtyRkt7d1xjTu0tWRWk1jhDtx20_HCFeGqFQoDtT3iZNAtIs0a6S2jWysvKh9qc5uAga1lTdTlFfH3C5dRswt2Ff1JA_yOXHIDAtmoGH4404W0U/s320/cross.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">though 2006 fer some damn reason i never made it to the "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLqoYSvnl_U">CONFESSIONS TOUR</a>" in Oprahville cuz of a my unfortunate miller lite issues and though i paid my annoy'n DUI fee's...the QUEEN took in a total of $194,754,447.00 in live fee's</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">by the time that 2008 rolled around...me and my former follicle designer</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEicsthe4mqjyhWAyJY_WUyHefbxRtawzl7lh2gbgOIKtcN_Lfr3tXaY_lELTpH_Z9VEnhhZQwBfWcDRNPhCvfhZ9F58tNIRAM7QjKTggIs8sdxGN9UCGlPTNlXbSNkwoExngkoP_4UFQRuEzvkQfxe2J2MfXlX0stw_HjyQ1sHEAPrtS-fVsfbPQa7IaZ5W/s500/sticky.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="280" data-original-width="500" height="179" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEicsthe4mqjyhWAyJY_WUyHefbxRtawzl7lh2gbgOIKtcN_Lfr3tXaY_lELTpH_Z9VEnhhZQwBfWcDRNPhCvfhZ9F58tNIRAM7QjKTggIs8sdxGN9UCGlPTNlXbSNkwoExngkoP_4UFQRuEzvkQfxe2J2MfXlX0stw_HjyQ1sHEAPrtS-fVsfbPQa7IaZ5W/s320/sticky.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">decided to make a pilgrimage back to Chicago fer the 1st time together to catch the much anticipated "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aiuB_e2QYb8">STICKY AND SWEET TOUR</a>" which also was her chance of gett'n devirginized by see'n the QUEEN live fer the 1st time ever and it just happened to be M's highest haul ever live with an impressive $411,000,000.00 stuffed in her coin purse</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">by 2012 after i did a lil investigate'n on the informational highway fer a few </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgshk3scm0DhQdIpZ5l2TLKceavAkGv0KbcjZ5zi_CrHwtzIrg4uXo5J9Gg0ZHwJvBeQxgL9zw1OC8orrLe6j6Uo95JtW5Ohnpn8f9WSNvCw6CLxSAwmnkiEcXg4ftrVrHqdos8-ax6Ad9_jqWwElkOilHmrRHaqw_mZe5mL8whAtg7T8UIDfXoIxGP077x/s500/mdna.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="300" data-original-width="500" height="192" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgshk3scm0DhQdIpZ5l2TLKceavAkGv0KbcjZ5zi_CrHwtzIrg4uXo5J9Gg0ZHwJvBeQxgL9zw1OC8orrLe6j6Uo95JtW5Ohnpn8f9WSNvCw6CLxSAwmnkiEcXg4ftrVrHqdos8-ax6Ad9_jqWwElkOilHmrRHaqw_mZe5mL8whAtg7T8UIDfXoIxGP077x/s320/mdna.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">hours and shopp'n my idea around to 4 different alcoholic establishments thru-out the city til i finally landed a deal at CAMP bar in St Paul host'n the triumphant return of MADONNA back to the land of 9,999 bottoms after a 25 year absence with my "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YAQIZu_1_88">M</a>" party fer the "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0CAY9vhtLBA">THE MDNA TOUR</a>" which had people come'n in from Toronto to Texas (true story) to win the giveaway of 2 golden triangle tickets that the tour company gave me fer ALL my hard work that i did organize'n the event (that i selfishly gave away that nite since the mgr fergot to purchase any to give away in the 1st place) include'n 3 reps from Smirnoff who loved my invention of M inspired cocktails i designed...the nite and the concert (which was soo good i went back fer the 2nd nite) exceeded ALL my expectations and took in roughly $305,158,362.00</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">lighten'n struck twice fer this very unintentionally internationally unknown </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6J8rBPC9h1KQCzDx3b9uDuCY9AiDReMvyhKNsGTiSyrLDAgr6bj5N7WvKuKaqdUPDI7F6rqd7m_51YnKbAm1dyYNW78LJ60lHyRo4GLzlMrQXZuG4JdFAV7VsXDw67FF3cmpk7N80X7KqZ0ynz2D5ib0DvcRJ-kTcCA_4ly_kLwYpWhYpsaE50wNKKhqp/s640/rebel.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="358" data-original-width="640" height="179" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6J8rBPC9h1KQCzDx3b9uDuCY9AiDReMvyhKNsGTiSyrLDAgr6bj5N7WvKuKaqdUPDI7F6rqd7m_51YnKbAm1dyYNW78LJ60lHyRo4GLzlMrQXZuG4JdFAV7VsXDw67FF3cmpk7N80X7KqZ0ynz2D5ib0DvcRJ-kTcCA_4ly_kLwYpWhYpsaE50wNKKhqp/s320/rebel.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">perform'n </span>illusionist of my own universe...when i sold my 2nd M party that i called "<a href="https://vimeo.com/138854471?fbclid=IwAR1_lAONcUAMpzcJsTDt49Rl8iB0MSDjtdzm01NrThFMg25lL3mjPuRmz-o">ICONIC: REBEL HEARTS</a>" once again this time at the Slutoon in downtown Minne-Apple to throngs of fans in 2015 fer M's "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XY8hq2EfJfQ">REBEL HEART TOUR</a>" which ended up gross'n $169,804,336.00 (thankfully her precious precious kids didn't have to sing fer their supper that year)</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">with the cd release and reinvention of her new persona referred simply as </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmjdd6Un3O_Namdw4yjM3eMq0N8oq0QBBVumttNYTITRM4-qaMAGmRgj_wZrens-w-F_NNBbuWsbyWzz5vJ8wrjG5JQCfBhpIhS_fUhRL8o33I1QGM_bKQLITNnmZ7bxqjjJqHUSYgP3NAoIJNZyrxwerJLyo14Gj-CBewhunjtAfgKjeWx4hzxcUogABc/s332/x.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="332" data-original-width="332" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmjdd6Un3O_Namdw4yjM3eMq0N8oq0QBBVumttNYTITRM4-qaMAGmRgj_wZrens-w-F_NNBbuWsbyWzz5vJ8wrjG5JQCfBhpIhS_fUhRL8o33I1QGM_bKQLITNnmZ7bxqjjJqHUSYgP3NAoIJNZyrxwerJLyo14Gj-CBewhunjtAfgKjeWx4hzxcUogABc/s320/x.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;"><a href="https://open.spotify.com/album/1G2YEQPXaOj1JZwa3ZiGe8">MADAME X</a> in 2019...THE QUEEN decided to scale down her massive tours of the past fer a much more intimate audience in smaller venues who had to be "chosen" to win a chance to get tix to see her live...however after fly'n to Chi town and not winn'n a damn ticket (and with the demise of the current "<a href="https://getoffmydress.blogspot.com/2023/11/robme-blind.html">romance novel</a>" i was read'n) the tour was cancelled half way thru due to COVID and it would take 2 years later fer me to finally see the "</span><a href="https://www.amazon.com/Madame-X-Ricardo-Gomes/dp/B09HSZ4WY9" style="text-align: left;">MADAME X TOUR</a><span style="text-align: left;">" stream'n...however...if i were asked to judge all her live shows since her breathtake'n beginn'n...this would have to rank at #11 fer me personally (though it did have it's moments...so do i when i eat a massive bean burrito...ummm you do the math) plus it only pulled in enough to purchase 2 rolls royce boat tail cars (not include'n tax) which meant all her 6 kids would have to fight over who would get to borrow it on the weekends pick'n up a measly $51,361,000.00</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span style="text-align: left;">with "<a href="https://www.madonna.com/tour">THE CELEBRATION TOUR</a>" barrel'n thru the european countryside</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNH6xMLIYjmP0NmrY-ahJ8DaNs2qdYUOpGLHrWDQh5DFVjhxO1yKJY2isHzzkzGP52lHIflYNRppOJkudoWQZGdPJrM7OOiKOG7D9uwZSmz-NBg8Er1nKVYV50GFOz1DKseF9qMhd7TT5SLv1WsNHXwIVFbidHHoz4SGW_0ZybnUz93L_8erFHUklQvRdz/s498/81E23F49-2AC5-4296-BE17-50F342C51D7D.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="498" data-original-width="281" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgNH6xMLIYjmP0NmrY-ahJ8DaNs2qdYUOpGLHrWDQh5DFVjhxO1yKJY2isHzzkzGP52lHIflYNRppOJkudoWQZGdPJrM7OOiKOG7D9uwZSmz-NBg8Er1nKVYV50GFOz1DKseF9qMhd7TT5SLv1WsNHXwIVFbidHHoz4SGW_0ZybnUz93L_8erFHUklQvRdz/s320/81E23F49-2AC5-4296-BE17-50F342C51D7D.gif" width="181" /></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">until decem 6th where <a href="https://open.spotify.com/artist/6tbjWDEIzxoDsBA1FuhfPW">MADONNA</a> will then launch into the US leg of her gigantic catalog of 4 decades of hits tour in the BIG APPLE fer 3 impressive nites start'n on decem 13th and finish'n her tour on 4 massive nites in Mexico City that will be close'n on april 24th so she can be expected to cash in a massive $100,000,000 check at her local piggly wiggly</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">in the meantime while yer wait'n fer M to stop in yer city...why not enjoy my</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8JWluxf4EAsCI8415cRxpWgml_mt5al9oRQLEj4EaE_p1TpQATHxQjg3cN5o1k8u1PnHS8FHjb3E6ojIeIOFVeCZiWXQfhJCfzGrE058aEDNGSgxGvcPGIAypxH9i4oD9J1wjHc5zyFhoqKJJYF5hu3rEUlIQO7g3YsxR-EaQoj0nuY4W5Syvc0tqpEIX/s1125/29346048-EAE5-4C02-975B-FE69F3E29E99.jpeg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1108" data-original-width="1125" height="315" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj8JWluxf4EAsCI8415cRxpWgml_mt5al9oRQLEj4EaE_p1TpQATHxQjg3cN5o1k8u1PnHS8FHjb3E6ojIeIOFVeCZiWXQfhJCfzGrE058aEDNGSgxGvcPGIAypxH9i4oD9J1wjHc5zyFhoqKJJYF5hu3rEUlIQO7g3YsxR-EaQoj0nuY4W5Syvc0tqpEIX/s320/29346048-EAE5-4C02-975B-FE69F3E29E99.jpeg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">fuck'n <span style="text-align: left;">fantabulous "<a href="https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4Y3ZCNz73RSqziOtwYBzvo">M: 4 DECADES OF DANCE</a>" mix </span>from the undisputed <a href="https://open.spotify.com/playlist/667yOFwKjEQW906JlvCOMl">QUEEN OF THE DANCE FLOOR</a> (ps...keep yer eyes peeled to this blog as i'm hope'n to host my 3rd and final MADONNA party in the Minne-Apple area before her <a href="https://www.ticketmaster.com/madonna-tickets/artist/768011?landing=c&awtrc=true&c=SEM_TMMCONCERTS_ggl_20449333437_151103915454_madonna%20tickets&GCID=0&&gad_source=1&gclid=CjwKCAiA9ourBhAVEiwA3L5RFjxL2WOX9m4Sq_EO8zlzr3KtACwdpOw4w8qRMBDsKP0Q-wR-7fsFlhoCDJwQAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds">St Paul stop</a>...deets to follow soon)</div></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">a razor tongued blue haired bingo wing'n matriarch of the dysfunctional</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiz_hIt4l6xHWOX9SmE4Ov0HWfltp4R_MLsKDgWZC-a0zOvE0G_MpecY5skNeYSY9-_nlk1ep4bvYnnGpw1Kxccc1TX1Jr_Y_HFDiI3GZKOLUAn0l6gQBij0akyXcIF7yGWuIXP5ICt2K8WWiw0JZWYRtblYYmLkhCWULodonTkkXRn4xe61WF6iQkaAaNu/s400/mama.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="300" data-original-width="400" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiz_hIt4l6xHWOX9SmE4Ov0HWfltp4R_MLsKDgWZC-a0zOvE0G_MpecY5skNeYSY9-_nlk1ep4bvYnnGpw1Kxccc1TX1Jr_Y_HFDiI3GZKOLUAn0l6gQBij0akyXcIF7yGWuIXP5ICt2K8WWiw0JZWYRtblYYmLkhCWULodonTkkXRn4xe61WF6iQkaAaNu/s320/mama.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">family from Raytown (played by "<a href="https://tubitv.com/series/300005292/the-carol-burnett-show?start=true&tracking=google-feed&utm_source=google-feed">CAROL BURNETT SHOW</a>" alumni VICKI LAWRENCE) snappy poly blender in pearls THELMA HARPER ran the roost fer 6 seasons...deal'n with the daily dilemma's of her extended family who never seemed to fly the coop on the hit series "<a href="https://pluto.tv/en/on-demand/series/mamas-family/details/season/1?utm_medium=textsearch&utm_source=google">MAMA'S FAMILY</a>"</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">and my teenrager adventures suddenly became heavily sedated by my </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgAP6fyA47RhxE1gI7_rqYfAxifiyGSshYRj0Cp81pJ7vaGZUb6-wKFLgCiBtk-40bxONaajTydt12PeAZPVrQIXBCzskal-ceBXbTV_jMp6Cl3Tm1Pic6B4NhFTjJkKQO_2le3IdTMQqsFfFSlGonG0xXD8Dj0I6eiZg3hG0WsHLTbgZmot9yENtXhHDFY/s218/boombox.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="200" data-original-width="218" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgAP6fyA47RhxE1gI7_rqYfAxifiyGSshYRj0Cp81pJ7vaGZUb6-wKFLgCiBtk-40bxONaajTydt12PeAZPVrQIXBCzskal-ceBXbTV_jMp6Cl3Tm1Pic6B4NhFTjJkKQO_2le3IdTMQqsFfFSlGonG0xXD8Dj0I6eiZg3hG0WsHLTbgZmot9yENtXhHDFY/s1600/boombox.gif" width="218" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">very own </span><span style="text-align: left;">casio cassette </span><span style="text-align: left;">player (thanx to the Cudahy's that used to live down the road from our farm)</span><span style="text-align: left;"> </span><span style="text-align: left;">til the very wee </span>hours of the morn'n try'n to pre-Napster the perfect mixed tape without all that damn annoy'n auctioneer ramblin' from the dj...when i needed to turn off my family's incessant WWE matches and tune myself onto the birth of the best songs that had shaped my pre unintentionally internationally unknown perform'n illusionist of my own universe life...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguN5qiLD8m1ZtZTj9N3kINHcGUBS8rOeUct-KOoSDvAEC80AOvC_VW4CliTf7KCVDxXSrd3OPXMi-gs6P7JTeo0sf1_h0UFlToMsY6HGccTZikQ3yb032bF96s_wt9bdFtzWHUtWDypfcA8vvXOC0nUDvG0UTN0nHiir7NWvgwTChFIIm8TuioMrQHoxue/s1063/butt28.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="762" data-original-width="1063" height="229" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEguN5qiLD8m1ZtZTj9N3kINHcGUBS8rOeUct-KOoSDvAEC80AOvC_VW4CliTf7KCVDxXSrd3OPXMi-gs6P7JTeo0sf1_h0UFlToMsY6HGccTZikQ3yb032bF96s_wt9bdFtzWHUtWDypfcA8vvXOC0nUDvG0UTN0nHiir7NWvgwTChFIIm8TuioMrQHoxue/s320/butt28.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">BUTT...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhW4ueSI1CkmOZ3vQfxULtexYo5M1p2SGWJPg3g2SpC1aWWlbFmH3OjLcda-MgawGV2zPGuSCyVRFObA8TdQCSiLI_MUzG5CPAG9hyf2PBjoImxkWNgAVHG4yF3CXFoqpAQK0ULuzi5FZ2RKeqy3VZ7PfJCX-0Wzm9AoLfOwN4umENJqGA5vygoVkmZQBes/s500/rocky2.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="244" data-original-width="500" height="156" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhW4ueSI1CkmOZ3vQfxULtexYo5M1p2SGWJPg3g2SpC1aWWlbFmH3OjLcda-MgawGV2zPGuSCyVRFObA8TdQCSiLI_MUzG5CPAG9hyf2PBjoImxkWNgAVHG4yF3CXFoqpAQK0ULuzi5FZ2RKeqy3VZ7PfJCX-0Wzm9AoLfOwN4umENJqGA5vygoVkmZQBes/s320/rocky2.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">i can't believe that some of my all time fav-o-rit musical memories that defined my teenrager years are now turn'n fuck'n 40 this year and have still stood the test of time when many of their contemporaries unfortunately have not (so with that said) let's move onto my all time top 10 fav hits from 1983 that defined my generational letter (in no particular order cuz i love them all)</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">#10 is the rock band from San Franny that originally formed in 1973 with</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNlSs5T1_rnXEqhubXqKfc-5L2eDmv_jpf-3x3g7NbIKfLYI3ViQAEaLw1xOtf2UZqVbfXr3ZDvRMSjGDkQGYJzLrO0gJVQUD-F3OzZ0TRhpDoagp5te_H493V5NJC9FtRUM6RJ8Ft4fW5fS4pXJGQGBpw9yAu0AmOvSRfXwsmEZwAgJOtA3sKZxFRI3E_/s480/journey.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="360" data-original-width="480" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNlSs5T1_rnXEqhubXqKfc-5L2eDmv_jpf-3x3g7NbIKfLYI3ViQAEaLw1xOtf2UZqVbfXr3ZDvRMSjGDkQGYJzLrO0gJVQUD-F3OzZ0TRhpDoagp5te_H493V5NJC9FtRUM6RJ8Ft4fW5fS4pXJGQGBpw9yAu0AmOvSRfXwsmEZwAgJOtA3sKZxFRI3E_/s320/journey.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://open.spotify.com/artist/5xQKoGD7Ql92fWd1uWwKkf?autoplay=true">STEVE PERRY</a> as their lead vocalist (and my bi-leveled babe) however i was unaware of <a href="https://open.spotify.com/artist/0rvjqX7ttXeg3mTy8Xscbt?autoplay=true">JOURNEY</a> and their popularity until their video dropped fer "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LatorN4P9aA">SEPARATE WAYS</a>" off their 8th studio album "<a href="https://open.spotify.com/album/2EFUNYmwxe0AOGxBORrfaw">FRONTIERS</a>" and i personally wanted every member in my own "separate way" (if ya catch my drift kittens) well except the follically challenged broomstick (i just felt he was phone'n it in durin' his whole appearance in the video and couldn't commit!)</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">#9 all the way from the city of Hagen in West Germany comes the high </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEioqaOtXKrYRbtqOvwZcNXRzEveTWUZWJjlH4GkPILFcfVeKboLJm7f9ji5stS4XrC5wJ0YAKHWBhqO0DSlRkOYNO41z9gQU3SRzBHk1QX46pBBo-PDsIG-HKZqLDkipT9hR-2xX1zyZUQBoWrlDpX0Ecll4XRfcHYiBrRWC4pV6xe3udNA4kcYcvpDJ2iC/s322/99lufyballons.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="240" data-original-width="322" height="239" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEioqaOtXKrYRbtqOvwZcNXRzEveTWUZWJjlH4GkPILFcfVeKboLJm7f9ji5stS4XrC5wJ0YAKHWBhqO0DSlRkOYNO41z9gQU3SRzBHk1QX46pBBo-PDsIG-HKZqLDkipT9hR-2xX1zyZUQBoWrlDpX0Ecll4XRfcHYiBrRWC4pV6xe3udNA4kcYcvpDJ2iC/s320/99lufyballons.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">school </span>drop-out GABRIELLE SUSANNE KERNER best known to the world as <a href="https://open.spotify.com/album/37XWs0ueFzqSRLeNV9zZMC">NENA </a>with her riesenerfolg hit (that's "huge success" to you slow pokers) "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fpu5a0Bl8eY">99 LUFTBALLONS</a>" from her self titled debut album with an english version "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiwgOWo7mDc">99 REDBALLONS</a>" to satisfy all those skol chew'n corn whack'n tractor chauffeurs with their walkman headphones on the highest volume sett'n...pierce'n their ear drums all over Ottumwa, Iowa on those hot and sweaty summers in the field as they sang off key much to the chagrin of the farm animals (even though it's lyrics got lost in translation) with 6 albums front'n her band and 13 albums as a solo artist since 1989...NENA still enjoys the stage from time to time...however...you'll have to hop aboard a Pan Am express to enjoy her pipes in Hamburg, Germany these days</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">#8 originally the flutist in 1976 fer the band DRAGON'S PLAYGROUND</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjSqpD-_pwHhHcI7NNlR4cR65waCOM-b06OHAcms9Kdllk7VFwNGiyy2WbAQIo_hVkveFkibxcxhiJF-pgg4EtXTs1i2Qf4bCMuOZPxSkM0wB8tuu25NXhSBVVfAJ1jeC5ZLFe3MbD9vKtB8TYEzuq72dL3SuYE9dwOdvuXmMe0gSWM2idEUwu_lbOV3ZnD/s400/sweetdreams.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="300" data-original-width="400" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjSqpD-_pwHhHcI7NNlR4cR65waCOM-b06OHAcms9Kdllk7VFwNGiyy2WbAQIo_hVkveFkibxcxhiJF-pgg4EtXTs1i2Qf4bCMuOZPxSkM0wB8tuu25NXhSBVVfAJ1jeC5ZLFe3MbD9vKtB8TYEzuq72dL3SuYE9dwOdvuXmMe0gSWM2idEUwu_lbOV3ZnD/s320/sweetdreams.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">eventually ANNIE LENNOX would join forces with DAVE STEWART and become'n the lead singer fer the band <a href="https://open.spotify.com/artist/4tHCrc4lQw3tYsbN8G9OW7">THE TOURISTS</a> from 1977 til 1980...though ANNIE would not become a household name until become'n the most celebrated female gender bender of the 1980's with her neon orange buzz cut in their newly formed band <a href="https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1pl9IqBaL4aZhFglV8Op84">EURYTHMICS</a> with their synthesized smash "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qeMFqkcPYcg">SWEET DREAMS (ARE MADE OF THIS)</a>" the 4th and <a href="https://open.spotify.com/album/5jNDWA19BJbE24x1UUJGRY?autoplay=true">final single off their 2 album of the same name</a> make'n a merried of melodramatic melodies thru-out the 1980's until ANNIE decided to break out <a href="https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4wHmb4dlesILAfguu1eC21">on her own</a> by 1990 <span style="text-align: left;">until they regrouped once again before the new millennium fer a lil bit-o "<a href="https://open.spotify.com/album/6EoJZF7p6z9zk0aPsck5mR">PEACE</a>" in 1999 though the band was inducted into the <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9akyFISuIU">Rock & Roll hall of fame</a> in 2022...ANNIE has decided to finish'n tour'n (though she does pop up on stage every now and then to this day) focus'n more on her political activism and many charitable humanitarian contributions with women's rights and AIDS...DAVE has decided to keep his legacy goin by finish'n up a 40th ANNIVERSARY SWEET DREAMS TOUR thru-out europe with 3 replacement singers...til he begins his US leg with BRYAN ADAMS in 2024...<a href="https://www.davestewartent.com/p/tour/">buy yer tickets here</a>...WHY NOT?</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span style="text-align: left;">#7 born PATRICIA MAE ANDRZEJEWSKI from the BIG APPLE in 1953</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgWN41eVgFB8cHZ3HuCdyt5_lkt0zl8_UbKNXZ1kmIwmOHjvdmPuKHB0mBlj_S_VnF-zJHSsC4wGX85jI7HCqiAGsUICBrku6G8klQWt-5bVTltoDjtUYCAS_r9VXM3TXPssuOTrVWjzVzQb6Qp68k2xus0gwoMZpdAqTnI2W0IZlVGwDP5LGsLeQrzKmjI/s400/battlefield.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="300" data-original-width="400" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgWN41eVgFB8cHZ3HuCdyt5_lkt0zl8_UbKNXZ1kmIwmOHjvdmPuKHB0mBlj_S_VnF-zJHSsC4wGX85jI7HCqiAGsUICBrku6G8klQWt-5bVTltoDjtUYCAS_r9VXM3TXPssuOTrVWjzVzQb6Qp68k2xus0gwoMZpdAqTnI2W0IZlVGwDP5LGsLeQrzKmjI/s320/battlefield.gif" width="320" /></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">trained as a classical singer with a 4.5 octave range...PATRICIA began rock'n and roll'n on stage in 1979 under her spandexed persona<a href="https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7sjHPDxckKCz6b8BbSgMgQ"> PAT BENETAR</a> broad'n her popularity by 1983 with a whole new set of fans from Fresno to Finland with her call to arms #1 smash "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGVZOLV9SPo">LOVE IS A BATTLEFIELD</a>" off her 5th studio album "<a href="https://open.spotify.com/album/0Dz62BSPfz8XMmJCFtB9iN">LIVE FROM EARTH</a>" release'n 7 more until 2003 with "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjYjPIdmf38&list=PL1lBcA13C8CFjVqBxVEVNguQYWIczDeXp">GO</a>" you can still catch PAT and her long time guitarist hubby NEIL GIRALDO work'n the casino circuits around the country to this day (i've had the pleasure 4 times to date and trust me...she NEVER disappoints) the rock'n pair even released some of their greatest hits fer a retell'n of the Romeo and Juliet musical fer the 21st century "<a href="https://thewallis.org/show-details/invincible-the-musical">INVINCIBLE</a>" fer a limited run at the end of 2022 (here's hope'n it'll tour sometime soon)</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span style="text-align: left;">#6 the next band 1st formed in 1978 across the pond in Birmingham</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNYjQhSO6Pt4ZJWMDx3BAaFh5MXD4QFkjowLc91iJxWclDMq4ZRS9Oyu8PyCnWuhEozDUCtQIT731sW9rvINMh7NR4qjt9s46iOcJh1CBw48o7NfSIq73-OBqFwA8IRp-OoUbukMmZgPf9vfu94_x0JQIVuC9-D5nxX5YcN9BDx3cr7ejlGlPB6iZ6sSo2/s477/dd.webp" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="250" data-original-width="477" height="168" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNYjQhSO6Pt4ZJWMDx3BAaFh5MXD4QFkjowLc91iJxWclDMq4ZRS9Oyu8PyCnWuhEozDUCtQIT731sW9rvINMh7NR4qjt9s46iOcJh1CBw48o7NfSIq73-OBqFwA8IRp-OoUbukMmZgPf9vfu94_x0JQIVuC9-D5nxX5YcN9BDx3cr7ejlGlPB6iZ6sSo2/s320/dd.webp" width="320" /></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">England and would go thru a few changes before finally settle'n on lead singer SIMON LE BON in 1980...by 1983 british new wave bad boys SIMON...JOHN...NICK...ANDY and ROGER of <a href="https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4meg7mh3OGIVyxAmvwOkqi">DURAN DURAN</a> would take the planet by storm with their hit single "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3M0hogZyRyU">IS THERE SOMETHING I SHOULD KNOW</a>" that shot to #1 right outta the gate in the UK off their 3rd album "<a href="https://open.spotify.com/album/0jBIq5EY9zRBZJuCE9iuM1">SEVEN AND THE RAGGED TIGER</a>" the band had gone thru many incarnations fer the past 40 years with side projects...16 studio releases ("<a href="https://open.spotify.com/album/0KisxbRkcWcpSLtjioptif">DANSE MACABRE</a>" bein' their latest and darkest to date) and 12 different members thru-out their formation nonetheless the 4 most memorable members SIMON...JOHN...NICK and ROGER are back together and tour'n like nobody's biz and if you get the chance to <a href="https://duranduran.com/tour/">see em live</a>...TAKE IT!</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span style="text-align: left;">#5 born WILLIAM MICHAEL ALBERT BROAD in Middlesex England</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkLPiXyVeCE1zD7mvhBUPTczjmWosA_q2v0uYf7rtEvVMzF_sAL8wDG3w3nQHNzmG4dWg4VvusEDUnCTfPKVDiQQtxRRec0gLOlwUNJAf3DRYneZxav2pIv0uCUBqNPqWlStifFYSOg06f9tKDNt7SAoAexPMcb2vMUb8IrkD4IlOUWoA50pIpIOzmeBP_/s300/rebel.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="195" data-original-width="300" height="195" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkLPiXyVeCE1zD7mvhBUPTczjmWosA_q2v0uYf7rtEvVMzF_sAL8wDG3w3nQHNzmG4dWg4VvusEDUnCTfPKVDiQQtxRRec0gLOlwUNJAf3DRYneZxav2pIv0uCUBqNPqWlStifFYSOg06f9tKDNt7SAoAexPMcb2vMUb8IrkD4IlOUWoA50pIpIOzmeBP_/s1600/rebel.gif" width="300" /></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">WILLIAM started out as the lead singer of the punk band <a href="https://open.spotify.com/artist/1inWec2E2UgfzMAhwjgTXe?autoplay=true">GENERATION X</a> from 1976 to 1981 til he decided to go out on his own as the spike haired peroxided pop punker with the snarly Elvis quiver and my high school hard-on (hush...this is my blog...deal with it!) <a href="https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7LFqS0KA48LHNWiQwp9N9H">BILLY IDOL</a> declared more...m-o-r-e...M-O-R-E from all of us with his come hither hit "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VdphvuyaV_I">REBEL YELL</a>" off <a href="https://open.spotify.com/album/2FZNWUmgRoP8uJZBaHJdfj">his 2nd album of the same name</a>...release'n 6 more albums and tour'n ever since...include'n bein' the 1st ever artist to perform a live intimate concert fer a selective audience of botoxed bimbo's and garish groupie's at the Hover Dam that was turned into a motion picture performance back in april tis year (<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Rxk2MLmfcw&t=3s">check yer local list'ns fer showtimes</a>)</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">#4 appropriately placed since she was the 4th of 12 siblings in a crowded </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiObAZ00nzUYLe8_fatO_HrdgUkGXJvVl86qWiThsHHNuAa1L2HBFz_N1M_AxTlBkL-KsCHtEezVmVebnUB2Qqs3QGYFvPxf1xoR-C6zkBtZn10oGRS0rmq7-Pqm5QnETfFfPNk8SNDCW8rXrBJII4WN002SIEAW2tc5n7GfQnhXDSUwu71y07oPruRw_cL/s498/islands.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="280" data-original-width="498" height="180" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiObAZ00nzUYLe8_fatO_HrdgUkGXJvVl86qWiThsHHNuAa1L2HBFz_N1M_AxTlBkL-KsCHtEezVmVebnUB2Qqs3QGYFvPxf1xoR-C6zkBtZn10oGRS0rmq7-Pqm5QnETfFfPNk8SNDCW8rXrBJII4WN002SIEAW2tc5n7GfQnhXDSUwu71y07oPruRw_cL/s320/islands.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">1 bedroom cabin along the banks of Little Pigeon River in Tennessee where this lil lassie began her musical career before most girls hadda deal with "flo come'n to town" at the tender age of 10...with a wig collection to rival any drag queen's collection <a href="https://open.spotify.com/playlist/6KrWu9Z3H6Gzel19ALGAnX">DOLLY PARTON</a> is the patron saint of country music with a career spann'n 6 decades...DOLLY crossed over to country pop in '83 duet'n with teddy bear daddy KENNY ROGERS on their lovely collaboration "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQW7I62TNOw">ISLANDS IN THE STREAM</a>" released on DOLLY's "<a href="https://open.spotify.com/album/3b3xKNoWtZLWdxuaL0sKCs">GREATEST HITS</a>" album and DOLLY hasn't stopped since...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">with over 200 compilation albums...48 studio albums...starr'n in 12 motion </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKGR5tfk1lSpN68xYL9KvVgSSJR3R3uG5m6cFSKXchiR4AgnW_H9Sxy6tvZAAWTc9S0IFX0gkxaYnYvaxzwkmtNSZ0jsY-gFs3UGOEIrCQhduH9MFOOvw8DZC64r8ZNYhYX7jkR46Hyb9_et5LGYDdbav5isXkY-a89NoEkDJkWWYxxovH8DJ0YMNyFCrx/s4443/cake.webp" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="3332" data-original-width="4443" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKGR5tfk1lSpN68xYL9KvVgSSJR3R3uG5m6cFSKXchiR4AgnW_H9Sxy6tvZAAWTc9S0IFX0gkxaYnYvaxzwkmtNSZ0jsY-gFs3UGOEIrCQhduH9MFOOvw8DZC64r8ZNYhYX7jkR46Hyb9_et5LGYDdbav5isXkY-a89NoEkDJkWWYxxovH8DJ0YMNyFCrx/s320/cake.webp" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">pictures (with over 400 tv appearances) and 1 theme park named </span><span style="text-align: left;">after her (plus beyond <a href="https://www.yardbarker.com/entertainment/articles/a_timeline_of_dolly_partons_philanthropy/s1__28363436">numerous philanthropic endeavors</a> as well) under her sequined belt...</span>include'n team'n up with Duncan Hines...DOLLY was pleasantly shocked as shit when she was inducted into the <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNdpSl_xSJc">ROCK and ROLL hall of fame</a> back in 2022 without have'n a single "rock" album released until this year...aptly titled "<a href="https://open.spotify.com/album/2thjKwqPvHo5SWzSzudVB2">ROCKSTAR</a>" collaborate'n with a plethora of artists...also release'n <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qi5fR5NScE">the 1st ever listen'n event with footage and interviews in theaters</a>...cuz WHY NOT!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">#3 began her musical journey in 1978 when she met saxophonist JOHN</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgj8l9a6gyePPaho4bPkL35i9JD7JGO5-pgTPUqqV1l1oX0TvlyK97EmbqzPh4Llca9L_QHw26dCRM7pZk1p-smPBxzlCl7n-88HouAQ2omI1K1hf-i7dR07XgnVBo3Y1C-DFq1q2hxTxOnQdDS0GaSkIyoYvpdtlvik9OTus-_EWl8ujWFth6MxtWZ6mr2/s300/girls.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="225" data-original-width="300" height="225" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgj8l9a6gyePPaho4bPkL35i9JD7JGO5-pgTPUqqV1l1oX0TvlyK97EmbqzPh4Llca9L_QHw26dCRM7pZk1p-smPBxzlCl7n-88HouAQ2omI1K1hf-i7dR07XgnVBo3Y1C-DFq1q2hxTxOnQdDS0GaSkIyoYvpdtlvik9OTus-_EWl8ujWFth6MxtWZ6mr2/s1600/girls.gif" width="300" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">TURI in Brooklyn and became the lead singer of the band <a href="https://open.spotify.com/artist/0ACGE2I4bMpxhekCOqgK3Z">BLUE ANGEL</a> record'n a powerfully poppy new wave demo that would finally get released in 1980 when they signed onto Polydor records though the band would soon disband after only one album and the world would become mesmerized by the betty-boo songbird <a href="https://open.spotify.com/playlist/21Ukk7WXMNt1TvM28t61v1">CYNDI LAUPER</a> after the release of her debut solo album "<a href="https://open.spotify.com/album/1FvdZ1oizXwF9bxogujoF0">SHE'S SO UNUSUAL</a>" and the global impact of her open'n single "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIb6AZdTr-A">GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN</a>" </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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text-align: center;">in 1979 and "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2Um3J-bxrs&t=1539s">EMMY AND THE EMMY'S</a>" in 1980...it wasn't til 1983 when a young whipper snapper from Bay City, Michigan scored her first billboard #1 chart topper with "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Rswx2Z7SDw">HOLIDAY</a>" off her debut self titled album "<a href="https://open.spotify.com/album/5lrlWKjNY0eTDXp9Bd3LpW">MADONNA</a>" which began pave'n her 40 year career as the <a href="https://open.spotify.com/playlist/667yOFwKjEQW906JlvCOMl">QUEEN OF THE DANCE FLOOR</a>...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6LzNmUDDL6jH7gDQ_dKX1xxzPagaB2NDI7T9JEjsvErTDi93PNoN7FZDzNpzmfH3G8CPaMNteEmVyINA_isX6RrHGfQOaF6fUQBn2KFivlX3LfbxOsxytKUNwyL8eOVcjGW831c2dYByuc8pxaqV2_3DrMMuVhGh2KbniY46g0BIDGjYJGIUHAuRTcmax/s640/mad.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="278" data-original-width="640" height="139" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6LzNmUDDL6jH7gDQ_dKX1xxzPagaB2NDI7T9JEjsvErTDi93PNoN7FZDzNpzmfH3G8CPaMNteEmVyINA_isX6RrHGfQOaF6fUQBn2KFivlX3LfbxOsxytKUNwyL8eOVcjGW831c2dYByuc8pxaqV2_3DrMMuVhGh2KbniY46g0BIDGjYJGIUHAuRTcmax/s320/mad.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4Y3ZCNz73RSqziOtwYBzvo">MADONNA LOUISE VERONICA CICCONE</a> is thee most truly fashionably forward famous goddess and female I-C-O-N-I-C musical performer of all time...recognized by the Guinness books fer sell'n over 400 <a href="https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/best-selling-female-recording-artist">million albums</a>...78 <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hPMmzKs62w&list=PLvHf4SnA7f8vsWHQUX_1WqGYuP5qO2oIo">music videos</a>...starr'n in 27 <a href="https://tubitv.com/movies/306928/desperately-seeking-susan?start=true&tracking=google-feed&utm_source=google-feed">flicks</a>...11 <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mBaazGRijpM">concert tour</a> dvd's...7 <a href="https://www.amazon.com/English-Roses-Madonna/dp/0935112103/ref=asc_df_0935112103/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=312680791333&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=5724413292720358882&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9019561&hvtargid=pla-414934074856&psc=1&tag=&ref=&adgrpid=62255331975&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvadid=312680791333&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=5724413292720358882&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9019561&hvtargid=pla-414934074856">children's books</a>...6 <a href="https://people.com/parents/all-about-madonna-children/">kids</a>...2 <a href="https://www.amazon.com/Madonna-Truth-Dare/dp/B007KTLS50">documentaries</a> and 1 non profit <a href="https://www.raisingmalawi.org/">RAISING MALAWI</a> to help an impoverished nation in Africa among <a href="https://sophianews.com/2018/09/madonnas-history-of-philanthropy/">many many M-A-N-Y other philanthropic endeavors </a>since her rise to the top...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhOe9YYhrWlHfjzCyGWhykSDbGU85xfXV-wgMcUoOtuJCiu2ysWCEgPQ3-efSZ4-RgnNs2SAStqWzT-hW2H7Tb3GZOovL_ZGJaMQNvh_LZ-DXZ-htWVxzS_aKkegZUcq-l_j5ySrOpGQ6l0OSCey513dEFazw5oj7Z2s6vURA6FYnGLt5ZmwBoGhAELH-Wh/s840/poster.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="630" data-original-width="840" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhOe9YYhrWlHfjzCyGWhykSDbGU85xfXV-wgMcUoOtuJCiu2ysWCEgPQ3-efSZ4-RgnNs2SAStqWzT-hW2H7Tb3GZOovL_ZGJaMQNvh_LZ-DXZ-htWVxzS_aKkegZUcq-l_j5ySrOpGQ6l0OSCey513dEFazw5oj7Z2s6vURA6FYnGLt5ZmwBoGhAELH-Wh/s320/poster.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">M is currently sell'n out her 40 year spann'n career with the "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBUpN99s1Hg">THE CELEBRATION TOUR</a>" across the globe...if you haven't yet...<a href="https://www.madonna.com/tour">get yer tix here</a> before it's too late cuz you'll kick yerself in the cooter if you don't go to see this tour de force live...trust me!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">#1 of course no one embodied the look...the sound and the complete </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgy8sKqZGfS4S_h9CHd9K16_QQg3xMFLTy_uJSKZE0tIsO1AjYZ3mez9ApNEBavnfZOXBnFDOZPwzkrfsa88LppYfHgmhLYNWT0QGMXpzSU8oTF7-zWP8RDVqJ6gVwMcCqzqujpAmeXcUwzfDMQSav5p_2D_HwX-FhDVfyguT0-hsH1BQN_GCpSvmH910Ok/s480/karma.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="360" data-original-width="480" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgy8sKqZGfS4S_h9CHd9K16_QQg3xMFLTy_uJSKZE0tIsO1AjYZ3mez9ApNEBavnfZOXBnFDOZPwzkrfsa88LppYfHgmhLYNWT0QGMXpzSU8oTF7-zWP8RDVqJ6gVwMcCqzqujpAmeXcUwzfDMQSav5p_2D_HwX-FhDVfyguT0-hsH1BQN_GCpSvmH910Ok/s320/karma.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">charismatic charm of 1983 more than lead sing'n gender bender (and my save'n grace to this day) the legendary <a href="https://open.spotify.com/playlist/5t6K48Rb7B7RRdo6GIKGRL">BOY GEORGE</a> and <a href="https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4ewBzToR8DSB2z3BZfAX4I">CULTURE CLUB</a> with their only #1 global domination of the infectious pop diddy "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JmcA9LIIXWw">KARMA CHAMELEON</a>" off their 2nd brilliant album "<a href="https://open.spotify.com/album/51NPMfa9QfxsYtqzcB2VfY?autoplay=true">COLOUR BY NUMBERS</a>" sell'n more than 7 million copies that bought the band many fancy cars and homes cement'n their place in 80's nostalgic history...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5J1aRh0_riNq8tuDGLr9D7uQPKINsk6EsVdtsJ0Kf9M6nT4rwxDozbJ3gGs8Nxuj8vFH9Po-t8D3S5BhLnQXC0ei0IAoo4VBCNNeBooSAS57bo5J_Z9-G2bI2__iSrCZuTFrdOn2uLyK3cMuRZUj_UQAynbfa3DXzkgN4dePQ0TxIQsVr8vvE9sNjBy-I/s1031/cc.webp" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="580" data-original-width="1031" height="180" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5J1aRh0_riNq8tuDGLr9D7uQPKINsk6EsVdtsJ0Kf9M6nT4rwxDozbJ3gGs8Nxuj8vFH9Po-t8D3S5BhLnQXC0ei0IAoo4VBCNNeBooSAS57bo5J_Z9-G2bI2__iSrCZuTFrdOn2uLyK3cMuRZUj_UQAynbfa3DXzkgN4dePQ0TxIQsVr8vvE9sNjBy-I/s320/cc.webp" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">release'n <a href="https://open.spotify.com/search/culture%20club/albums">6 full studio albums</a> all together before restructure'n themselves nonetheless still continue'n to travel around the world perform'n to millions of fans both young and old...maxi pads and muscle mary's...trannies and grannies...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtiWN4uCQs6a4z7J6tHXi-HYu2JLMKQPoJRu3CoCEMKEaIzEYF34gubWwJ7Ly6QToP_q1T8MNL89v4vXwamodcj83zAWFebtQu_BnQsu2AW5am4ucsm3EXJx5QDcU3HupylHN-xot6LRXkqHK9EkQqbi1keCpr64Yxad9rBcnN_nu4jCZKVYlwPAhp-nmb/s480/taboo.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="360" data-original-width="480" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtiWN4uCQs6a4z7J6tHXi-HYu2JLMKQPoJRu3CoCEMKEaIzEYF34gubWwJ7Ly6QToP_q1T8MNL89v4vXwamodcj83zAWFebtQu_BnQsu2AW5am4ucsm3EXJx5QDcU3HupylHN-xot6LRXkqHK9EkQqbi1keCpr64Yxad9rBcnN_nu4jCZKVYlwPAhp-nmb/s320/taboo.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">though there is no doubt that BOY GEORGE was and still is the focal point of the band's success who has also had a stellar solo career of his very own in between the break-up's and shake-up's like dj'n in every corner of the globe...release'n <a href="https://open.spotify.com/search/boy%20george%20/albums">9 studio albums</a> of his own...penn'n the lyrics and starr'n in the brilliant musical "<a href="https://open.spotify.com/album/1l3OELsJHx6MGUwaTYnGs7">TABOO</a>" (that i was lucky enough to see in both <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsJArjyQVWo">London</a> and the <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvvAg-tFibs&t=17s">Big Apple</a>) create'n his own fashion line <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9M_ANnrwfy0">B-RUDE</a>...<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-wFK3kHko88">curate'n his own ICH BIN KUNST on canvas</a>...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">BOY will soon be portray'n the very scrupulously evil CAPTAIN HOOK in</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGE65edsZHldLhJxJY18UaaLcpEbBG8GMRyNyXzWbyCEpTykhqq7NRcfi98pb3-NEXyQiIisqpiEgUF7bghrTMriETKE3DNCA82CW1bHAVju3xSViSHKXKdWm-O3rh0XeuSN7-EJnWNfAlc_CJZpXsloqcfXJY8zUbNqPG8y-0C8AlV6ugpVwAl-6WQeD4/s1031/BF9E6D1B-5568-4D4B-A0EC-0DA9438C0B57.jpeg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="580" data-original-width="1031" height="180" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGE65edsZHldLhJxJY18UaaLcpEbBG8GMRyNyXzWbyCEpTykhqq7NRcfi98pb3-NEXyQiIisqpiEgUF7bghrTMriETKE3DNCA82CW1bHAVju3xSViSHKXKdWm-O3rh0XeuSN7-EJnWNfAlc_CJZpXsloqcfXJY8zUbNqPG8y-0C8AlV6ugpVwAl-6WQeD4/s320/BF9E6D1B-5568-4D4B-A0EC-0DA9438C0B57.jpeg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">the newest adaptation of "PETER PAN" this decem fer a limited engagement across the pond in Birmingham, UK (<a href="https://www.resortsworldarena.co.uk/whats-on/peter-pan/">get yer tix here</a>)...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9bFqA9t4oVT8hAONAV3vH3JaPaN9MC1B3w-6D45g34VTqXojOEbTAI3lW3x_sCMEbhNLW-yJv3Xx_mZ6eEjsvh67zwnoUxVwekqDMHi-lFdI-J-mkJ5ZSimISBHXyYK5YIojBKkQAzRXxQDEpbLbgOz0Kntv3R9iXqN5J0IsfIpMxkLUXm76adJn5tRZk/s670/bharold.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="670" data-original-width="412" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9bFqA9t4oVT8hAONAV3vH3JaPaN9MC1B3w-6D45g34VTqXojOEbTAI3lW3x_sCMEbhNLW-yJv3Xx_mZ6eEjsvh67zwnoUxVwekqDMHi-lFdI-J-mkJ5ZSimISBHXyYK5YIojBKkQAzRXxQDEpbLbgOz0Kntv3R9iXqN5J0IsfIpMxkLUXm76adJn5tRZk/s320/bharold.jpg" width="197" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">before return'n to the Big Apple once again back on broadway where he belongs in 2024 starr'n as the zany enthusiastic club owner HAROLD ZOLDER in "<a href="https://playbill.com/article/boy-george-will-return-to-broadway-in-moulin-rouge-the-musical">MOULIN ROUGE</a>" with no signs of stopp'n anytime soon!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">and there ya have it kittens...the songs that shaped my soul and defined</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwblhM9o8Z2pZLRjnWXD7vQTc1x4UI0ZVeoeiG1Kv9gd4B3gK7KF37sVd8XehxgXXb7DRr1OA5qeve5Y2zDr8f7jWRDy321W9XCa6aWSOMHTYs7xdmWTP7M7hLffTz_aOp54FQWSbaRVU_0jg8TjjJVR0kf7oiHvi5NNgZz9OCzdrVBMDvNRA0p5HuzAg0/s320/kkTWINS.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="320" data-original-width="319" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwblhM9o8Z2pZLRjnWXD7vQTc1x4UI0ZVeoeiG1Kv9gd4B3gK7KF37sVd8XehxgXXb7DRr1OA5qeve5Y2zDr8f7jWRDy321W9XCa6aWSOMHTYs7xdmWTP7M7hLffTz_aOp54FQWSbaRVU_0jg8TjjJVR0kf7oiHvi5NNgZz9OCzdrVBMDvNRA0p5HuzAg0/s1600/kkTWINS.JPG" width="319" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">a generation of X's...enjoy <a href="https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1uR5yJSME7bel9vftRgvyt">this mix of 40 other notably honorable mentions that are turn'n 40</a> and GET OFF MY DRESS!</div>Mattress Feverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03123224966230037503noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3720865673458747444.post-90191871551531755052023-11-13T06:54:00.006-06:002023-11-17T21:11:15.148-06:00ROB...ME BLIND<div style="text-align: left;">picture it kittens...it's 2019 and the much anticipated follow-up to the very</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi0yvc9AQnbFhcZ6BrB63ewBUilsq_pgrViz5aM4qJejszeZNua0UqAVEa38GEI6FM_iiw9TQstNZPcgve8sEnAVumJN4Jgjz7_-pj5holC9xBftp1dpzuT_i69ghw6KMdloqb4SdBCjvFUMMxOPUQShVeCn2gps3dhxZjRv75z_d6HAVYe6UFWM-hnwSXr/s500/dant.webp" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="281" data-original-width="500" height="180" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi0yvc9AQnbFhcZ6BrB63ewBUilsq_pgrViz5aM4qJejszeZNua0UqAVEa38GEI6FM_iiw9TQstNZPcgve8sEnAVumJN4Jgjz7_-pj5holC9xBftp1dpzuT_i69ghw6KMdloqb4SdBCjvFUMMxOPUQShVeCn2gps3dhxZjRv75z_d6HAVYe6UFWM-hnwSXr/s320/dant.webp" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">psychologically disturb'n 1980's flick "THE SHINING" titled "<a href="https://www.hulu.com/movie/doctor-sleep-a632c29c-4758-4b65-a501-b3e6bdadb701?entity_id=a632c29c-4758-4b65-a501-b3e6bdadb701">DOCTOR SLEEP</a>" was released and i personally was equally (if not more) psychologically exhausted by it</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">my life at that moment felt like i was starr'n in my very own psychologically </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjk4YWDTHa9oiqsIzgnmlrxNZ-YJA8MTI2wDtmKbclOWVkM7bjCwIXA0pfxLI2AwfulJ_bc5upOM_EDSLP_FP7BS3EcosyWH2o6Navp0anKNdYtc20a0E_OLooZWRrFatt1As4RAnnaM4k-BBCS6a5ZkzQCdukTkN-wJsBUu8ULn_NfWgcC7YfC9Dppd4AB/s480/creek.webp" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="412" data-original-width="480" height="275" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjk4YWDTHa9oiqsIzgnmlrxNZ-YJA8MTI2wDtmKbclOWVkM7bjCwIXA0pfxLI2AwfulJ_bc5upOM_EDSLP_FP7BS3EcosyWH2o6Navp0anKNdYtc20a0E_OLooZWRrFatt1As4RAnnaM4k-BBCS6a5ZkzQCdukTkN-wJsBUu8ULn_NfWgcC7YfC9Dppd4AB/s320/creek.webp" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">fucked episode of <a href="https://www.netflix.com/ie/title/80036165">SCHITT'S CREEK </a>without a paddle to direct me to a way out from the disgruntled pelican's i was work'n with at the time</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">and indie folk singer/song writer and hotter than the flicker'n flames of </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh90D_Jrkql2pMJQfJGr-CfR6HKyM_22nv4kRqYE0KSS071JbyLaxOL_ewjjBlAaN-hgbVtL3d59dRGCNiPivDYqQzzKierTA4lKkg9AJpcMbjLl6x6aJ4gHbjFCTAUMr8QYDv-xPIcxTds0EgPorIG6iQ7qvZo9QWIwkmBrbXBhQ7wjoHXItak9E06qtkG/s356/jay.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="200" data-original-width="356" height="180" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh90D_Jrkql2pMJQfJGr-CfR6HKyM_22nv4kRqYE0KSS071JbyLaxOL_ewjjBlAaN-hgbVtL3d59dRGCNiPivDYqQzzKierTA4lKkg9AJpcMbjLl6x6aJ4gHbjFCTAUMr8QYDv-xPIcxTds0EgPorIG6iQ7qvZo9QWIwkmBrbXBhQ7wjoHXItak9E06qtkG/s320/jay.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">H-E-double hockey stix <a href="https://open.spotify.com/artist/2F3dZJv3K7T5sLthbp8vYa?autoplay=true">JAY BRANNAN</a> was play'n in heavy </span>rotation on my spotify mix (wish'n i was heavily play'n with his) when i received a text from an unknown number late one nite as i was gett'n ready to wind down ask'n if he could come over since he had gotten off his shift (most likely look'n fer my shaft) at the pizza parlor down the street from me </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLxOvpPj2u1-i9XlZC_qy3DVRfi7GV2tVCHiJQmt4xcDaA1sPCiUl6AwAlsYQmPoJezojGeZSr7JN7ox1PgjMGDNGcDHOiRWFWCZ7Mlh96wn3xQlpCXXoB7EzuucFq6JamoRIQXXKbYCpU6iX3kvz6bZt71CpbTCbtEFIYIr1hLxNVgtrY7MHeYodAUImU/s538/butt.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="538" data-original-width="371" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLxOvpPj2u1-i9XlZC_qy3DVRfi7GV2tVCHiJQmt4xcDaA1sPCiUl6AwAlsYQmPoJezojGeZSr7JN7ox1PgjMGDNGcDHOiRWFWCZ7Mlh96wn3xQlpCXXoB7EzuucFq6JamoRIQXXKbYCpU6iX3kvz6bZt71CpbTCbtEFIYIr1hLxNVgtrY7MHeYodAUImU/s320/butt.JPG" width="221" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">BUTT...</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">i wasn't really THAT tired that nite...so i texted back ask'n how he'd gotten </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhy_ar1opNwmPubbytYAl2MES3G2EO_t2yY27LCOh4hnxQAXkO6Eq-gpVs6n-QILuyuALnuyPM4w0b9CSC9UN_rCTKzH-CVF4NAsIhM7b0epYxyP3CpxxyMfE1Wz47ai7Cu17VIKol0BVhxfgQNb1Djy7jnQJuilm2QynIqQO6vWsAaFfa5ganI26lkvpg8/s498/hanky.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="211" data-original-width="498" height="136" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhy_ar1opNwmPubbytYAl2MES3G2EO_t2yY27LCOh4hnxQAXkO6Eq-gpVs6n-QILuyuALnuyPM4w0b9CSC9UN_rCTKzH-CVF4NAsIhM7b0epYxyP3CpxxyMfE1Wz47ai7Cu17VIKol0BVhxfgQNb1Djy7jnQJuilm2QynIqQO6vWsAaFfa5ganI26lkvpg8/s320/hanky.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">my digits to which he roughly said from chatt'n on-line some time ago so of course curiosity had gotten the better of me though i made it quite clear it was ONLY to meet fer a bit...deactivate'n any thoughts of fornicational titillations that may have been circle'n thru his mind however when he showed up reek'n of pizza sauce and look'n like JAY BRANNAN's twin i was ready to eat him...however...i sustained and we just chitter chatted til the wee hours of the morn'n when he confessed that we had chatted roughly a year prior...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOjGjAf9xzX0AidBnhWtOa8PQXJXx2cNTubny0bguPkHQNrk5ya6tyqT1zSWyhD4swTb09k_y0DDNRDtWf-gmlv29jDF8hNzMo8Geop4_s0kkhxgr0h7Asmpnmx6QMcG12JAHaWs8S-MHhBaWPzXWi0kh9kg8MMeTsBVSlIXERk5JwdHaedq_bqAOln1C-/s500/seriously.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="275" data-original-width="500" height="176" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOjGjAf9xzX0AidBnhWtOa8PQXJXx2cNTubny0bguPkHQNrk5ya6tyqT1zSWyhD4swTb09k_y0DDNRDtWf-gmlv29jDF8hNzMo8Geop4_s0kkhxgr0h7Asmpnmx6QMcG12JAHaWs8S-MHhBaWPzXWi0kh9kg8MMeTsBVSlIXERk5JwdHaedq_bqAOln1C-/s320/seriously.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">oh really now? i guess after a quick google search of him (that he told me to do most likely to save time from explain'n it fer the umpteenth time) he was incarcerated from some shenanigans shortly after our initial chatter fer a year or so and since i've unfortunately always had a thing fer " bad boys" (well…need i say more?)</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div>listen...i was already in my fabu-less than fortunate 40's and had ended up</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeT5MmPLX70RdX6Mm2Qwf6hI2oa-pYUUPL7McuDLrUxZNDyTyLsMD3PXpi4b9TSkeAMYuxVGEjtY2LAbrp1RJAmAzvsaBpKPnwW2q5Cl7MwKLJ9SlEMiTUvqJdrVitxkNC4Lc_1CqYob4j/s499/judy.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="261" data-original-width="499" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjeT5MmPLX70RdX6Mm2Qwf6hI2oa-pYUUPL7McuDLrUxZNDyTyLsMD3PXpi4b9TSkeAMYuxVGEjtY2LAbrp1RJAmAzvsaBpKPnwW2q5Cl7MwKLJ9SlEMiTUvqJdrVitxkNC4Lc_1CqYob4j/s320/judy.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">feel'n</span> like a giddy goldicocks after fall'n fer my now 3rd chemically dependent hairless bear (hey...i'm no judgemental judy...we've ALL made mistakes in life...i just say learn from em and move on!) the 1st was too manipulative and cold...the 2nd was too hot and needy nonetheless this last one literally seemed just right and i knew i didn't want him fer just "right now" fer some reason...</div><div style="text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi2uY4yTKqeWdmaJYkXzCQD8t1uuu0i8S6SMIX-9sS-kSvLHqM4g8vq3cXqgMyYKw60sj2TNATpZI_CNbi5cSds3Jt_-9N9WUsqp2l6OUxOGBAMDGn2qPO9yYTuh3aOBbhyaZnOGs3VqXTr/s450/church.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="253" data-original-width="450" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi2uY4yTKqeWdmaJYkXzCQD8t1uuu0i8S6SMIX-9sS-kSvLHqM4g8vq3cXqgMyYKw60sj2TNATpZI_CNbi5cSds3Jt_-9N9WUsqp2l6OUxOGBAMDGn2qPO9yYTuh3aOBbhyaZnOGs3VqXTr/s320/church.gif" width="320" /></a></div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">and i was smitten like an infatuated zombie kitten...kittens...</span>gett'n emotionally invested by date #2 <span style="text-align: left;">like i hadn't been fer almost 20 years!</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div>he had me doin things that my ghostly white flesh most certainly would'a </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilm5MiJTLvU74RdRRo9C0hsIT9Rt48GdEKz2vqUXjnS53O1sbWs23bScREjXYtyB-EDkvBirR9ySHZFdp3yrbO_W-Q2V2_b5gI5Mc22nXHUsENq6MdopJzLV20nT9MSGDFfLd6bfPWp-qu/s325/ghost.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="325" data-original-width="250" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilm5MiJTLvU74RdRRo9C0hsIT9Rt48GdEKz2vqUXjnS53O1sbWs23bScREjXYtyB-EDkvBirR9ySHZFdp3yrbO_W-Q2V2_b5gI5Mc22nXHUsENq6MdopJzLV20nT9MSGDFfLd6bfPWp-qu/s320/ghost.gif" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">disregarded if ANYONE else had requested it...from walk'n around the lakes under the blister'n hot sun parasol free to toss'n a frisbee in a tee in the park to hold'n hands with no worries in the dark</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div>he had begged me not to leave town to Orprahville 2 months in...but as </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgjrRaOt41OnB63VjY5Bpenb4sY9OVEg2uPPn9J79JK3ZVGsL4_yzzo1DpKAqfp7Sz_hJ_oAxmZPpNh6CBEnXQw1oJR2T6NMB0ew1MQBa-u2Zlkd60w8Dze-lwbDaT0K92LILvuceld4tqy3PS8XnGuF68FiAgPwwr7l9rWoeiUjydmGbTGAsf-suuH8FCb/s960/madonna.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="540" data-original-width="960" height="180" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgjrRaOt41OnB63VjY5Bpenb4sY9OVEg2uPPn9J79JK3ZVGsL4_yzzo1DpKAqfp7Sz_hJ_oAxmZPpNh6CBEnXQw1oJR2T6NMB0ew1MQBa-u2Zlkd60w8Dze-lwbDaT0K92LILvuceld4tqy3PS8XnGuF68FiAgPwwr7l9rWoeiUjydmGbTGAsf-suuH8FCb/s320/madonna.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">adorable as he was want'n me to stay...i explained that i had already booked the mini vaca 2 months prior before we ever had met and i was only goin there to try and win free tix to <a href="https://open.spotify.com/artist/6tbjWDEIzxoDsBA1FuhfPW?autoplay=true">the QUEEN'</a>s latest show <a href="https://www.paramountplus.com/movies/video/M17Pbv7cyL31FnCNv9l1Ai_MAk2Xbz4U/">MADAME X</a> mini wheat tour though he had the option to call or text anytime he felt inclined to...i even offered him to come with me...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOz1g4cVyc1NCtcILfRE9nz9VMtDKazohGZ0ySOiFB2Oj6e4XZeh7C-8049ufBbKkUI_cDjFUeikC7F5AdzaKBsj6d356rexE8wnVrrOpMTgrCEbyM_wL8rUDYfPnJkalgE5kTp6GdGoA7/s480/4A256451-A6E2-4013-89CB-0D9CD3AB3D4D.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="360" data-original-width="480" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOz1g4cVyc1NCtcILfRE9nz9VMtDKazohGZ0ySOiFB2Oj6e4XZeh7C-8049ufBbKkUI_cDjFUeikC7F5AdzaKBsj6d356rexE8wnVrrOpMTgrCEbyM_wL8rUDYfPnJkalgE5kTp6GdGoA7/s320/4A256451-A6E2-4013-89CB-0D9CD3AB3D4D.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">but apparently his parole board wouldn't let him leave the state fer 5 years...it was actually nice to feel someone need'n me that much to be honest that i almost was gonna cancel my trip once i made my way thru the complimentary security <strike>gates</strike> pat down...ALMOST!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div>2 days later i would return home after have'n an annoy'n time and with no</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaF-ZjA7XRAjmdoW3x6w0vT0EcRzq0TEvYTsx-77_9y2RB1K_A3fNm54dwB58MD2xSn7FKmqXuvpG50YpHexMbCW2wthZITJQkSOtoPVcrHldm8OiF3ghN8pbKyygRcdmV3xNBLx2EOycZkeJ4AIWTCAX23DPS9qXohpst7Ye6z7aM-AnmzHlA-osrStsC/s498/flag.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="300" data-original-width="498" height="193" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaF-ZjA7XRAjmdoW3x6w0vT0EcRzq0TEvYTsx-77_9y2RB1K_A3fNm54dwB58MD2xSn7FKmqXuvpG50YpHexMbCW2wthZITJQkSOtoPVcrHldm8OiF3ghN8pbKyygRcdmV3xNBLx2EOycZkeJ4AIWTCAX23DPS9qXohpst7Ye6z7aM-AnmzHlA-osrStsC/s320/flag.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"> winn'n M tix in hand but beyond ecstatic to see him again...however...suddenly i felt the winds of change in the air between us...though i decided to throw caution to the non communicative wind and played the proverbial game of "WTF?" fer a few more weeks until i needed the unanswered...finally answered</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="text-align: center;">so after play'n text tag back and forth we decided to take what i knew was</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIyyBtakBghjZWB85Xxk3Qwkhnnk7sX28s5Vn7iwi1oy3E_RX8d-1Y9tZ9udiVFkHiTJs8ZAub-4rybXY_-4qiPzqrLVdm88jkJhbLDWEog_fFdZpmI1MmY6psAq9c-rlkQtuLH73G_EnK/s250/BF877DE3-3FD3-4E36-93A5-744181549F22.webp" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="168" data-original-width="250" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIyyBtakBghjZWB85Xxk3Qwkhnnk7sX28s5Vn7iwi1oy3E_RX8d-1Y9tZ9udiVFkHiTJs8ZAub-4rybXY_-4qiPzqrLVdm88jkJhbLDWEog_fFdZpmI1MmY6psAq9c-rlkQtuLH73G_EnK/s0/BF877DE3-3FD3-4E36-93A5-744181549F22.webp" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"> the gonna be the final walk around the lake after he told me to meet him there even though he reluctantly decided to pick me up after much of my persistent persuasion</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div>after the painful walk around the lake talk'n about nothing relevant at all</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_lEXIhGvxrRPXCRZB7-tIKhOfwNGyGHAGCNiM9wUh5EvrqzD2kJAlsgedQ23j2XL98ML3_0OTsftgMYKd8SOXoK0IBXTDq_vG5fRl46anrGWBfEEMULSkaPez4KtaQeDwGhr8CC1qCq5HcKm-JZUXwlG9wKp6AEYMPt7BuvuKh0sTprjw0JjMxWsbpYb9/s480/break%20up.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="360" data-original-width="480" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj_lEXIhGvxrRPXCRZB7-tIKhOfwNGyGHAGCNiM9wUh5EvrqzD2kJAlsgedQ23j2XL98ML3_0OTsftgMYKd8SOXoK0IBXTDq_vG5fRl46anrGWBfEEMULSkaPez4KtaQeDwGhr8CC1qCq5HcKm-JZUXwlG9wKp6AEYMPt7BuvuKh0sTprjw0JjMxWsbpYb9/s320/break%20up.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">i was gifted with the tired worn out "we'll still do stuff together" passage from the book of "how to feel guilt free and still full of shit fer dummies" cuz i've heard that worn out dance tune played before...<span style="text-align: left;">apparently this was just one of those 12 bitter steps in recovery he hadda say fer himself...how to be an asshole without even try'n and to his credit perhaps it was fer his own recovery (i'll never know) trust me...i get it! no one EVER wants to be THE ONE to say it (well accept me...i won't pull on loose strings assume'n the other will figer it out on their own) but serious at a certain age...just grow some damn cahoonah's!</span></div><div><br /></div><div>after replay'n where it all went wrong in my head fer roughly far too long</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgrzwDmcFunED-m00I9FZFKKnvUdDrnyr8giDJdx8bN-7wtaWdPr65tBff20jnmZTKrEkUxfAJSU9jxxAGlTecHzLSW10hyphenhyphenvVyplB4hJZ9j-wCkOX3aF3zuOB1wYvsHc5FbuQvAPR8Bk8c4/s540/bette.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="293" data-original-width="540" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgrzwDmcFunED-m00I9FZFKKnvUdDrnyr8giDJdx8bN-7wtaWdPr65tBff20jnmZTKrEkUxfAJSU9jxxAGlTecHzLSW10hyphenhyphenvVyplB4hJZ9j-wCkOX3aF3zuOB1wYvsHc5FbuQvAPR8Bk8c4/s320/bette.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">than i ever had with anyone in the past...i arose from my coffin after a rough week and had to see if it was worth pursuing any further so i decided to contact a real professional fer some real cosmic advice</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtLGbpCBx934x2V1sLF3bw3uDOzHEmK5nJk5CAVsvARhDk7LTUQ2l6N24VaxHodNFnZqbNMAgWrBgOUw1-L1vQnM2T4PSNc6CDPaeYeNT9sDW2EcEvUFUCEDecMTW3Gs8xnC315RZcYCzZzAlJcn597wlgdw_cAkHnQ_3rknsNIdMw4QyaS41Dvk3jKL_u/s270/hell.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="216" data-original-width="270" height="216" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtLGbpCBx934x2V1sLF3bw3uDOzHEmK5nJk5CAVsvARhDk7LTUQ2l6N24VaxHodNFnZqbNMAgWrBgOUw1-L1vQnM2T4PSNc6CDPaeYeNT9sDW2EcEvUFUCEDecMTW3Gs8xnC315RZcYCzZzAlJcn597wlgdw_cAkHnQ_3rknsNIdMw4QyaS41Dvk3jKL_u/s1600/hell.gif" width="270" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">know'n that open'n this pandora box was goin to be an emotional mistake fer me...EH!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div>after hunt'n down a pinch of bat wing...some spicy hamburger helper and </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg2rmhbEjSBj41k8l7hX5pxbjIjWvqGv_tloh5fCii-Jmi7VXVzfvSUz9NTc7zExOSVvz6mpI61tXF2co8246k8uzCq52C7GgHdhyphenhyphenSfmjXQCbKjoWXzuURiscKpV3q5uB2yiU0FN5emBTKM/s245/candle.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="145" data-original-width="245" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg2rmhbEjSBj41k8l7hX5pxbjIjWvqGv_tloh5fCii-Jmi7VXVzfvSUz9NTc7zExOSVvz6mpI61tXF2co8246k8uzCq52C7GgHdhyphenhyphenSfmjXQCbKjoWXzuURiscKpV3q5uB2yiU0FN5emBTKM/s0/candle.gif" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">a remnant of somethin' that belonged to him personally (luckily i still had that underwear i had ripped off him a month earlier...umm FYI...don't ask!) the spell was cast and i was given specific instructions to say a few poetic phrases out loud to myself in private and light a candle then proceed to watch as it flickered and flailed until it burnt out completely on it's very own</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div>any reputable psychologist or 3rd grader fer that matter...would'a thought</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKbO8gSlENaI_Gwy-OjgZGFQRTS2-4kc7ic5MKrgGbBCrVlJ_0hwpwlwOkjVAqpOodlKrmpi-0ZLexTUT6ykoGfShGNI2YZ_qKsyYC4U_2hnJ6RTNR0ATm9EHcHi7wYVzoI4CHJJxATzbw/s500/puff.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="428" data-original-width="500" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKbO8gSlENaI_Gwy-OjgZGFQRTS2-4kc7ic5MKrgGbBCrVlJ_0hwpwlwOkjVAqpOodlKrmpi-0ZLexTUT6ykoGfShGNI2YZ_qKsyYC4U_2hnJ6RTNR0ATm9EHcHi7wYVzoI4CHJJxATzbw/s320/puff.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">that i had gone completely batshit insane...try'n to cast a spell on some long lost short lived dead affair (an emotionally self inflicted coup d'état one might say) NONETHELESS...there i was plastered on my couch... </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKJqv5wgTlpoOa6pRE7RzivcQYmSHfqNL2dJDLuK5tqlAw1fmj_dDDenEsi3-jVlpEI5FXq1_lRSDYNGCDUmVj09LCxQ_W3Dmf41dHTiPIuqw11OYmQ9_v8pdOMFVUAfIvTYW6nf_UBoIM/s220/sigmund.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="175" data-original-width="220" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKJqv5wgTlpoOa6pRE7RzivcQYmSHfqNL2dJDLuK5tqlAw1fmj_dDDenEsi3-jVlpEI5FXq1_lRSDYNGCDUmVj09LCxQ_W3Dmf41dHTiPIuqw11OYmQ9_v8pdOMFVUAfIvTYW6nf_UBoIM/s0/sigmund.gif" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">like an overindulgent display of some haplessness slug monster with the tv on mute literally watch'n the flames of my sanity flicker back and forth...dread'n to leave the live'n room in fear that i might miss the flame go out so no matter where i went in my quaint little shitbox...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjrcJx9ooCaInNmpRPgVv6L7aPwqgUdhBSsejRQD4okFAKSQ9OrKHQIo6Yjz2NTQq6hwrcMWRvgq2ZsdC3FcTof6KbMlHzWP9yodDWZmwJKt2AGkkRLnICpSwrc1enLFIRgd1yo76ASsHbr3uf76zP9zm2ntsfDNdtw3hYn6QVfqJV0XhGqzcN04EWn6DzY/s498/bathroom.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="258" data-original-width="498" height="166" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjrcJx9ooCaInNmpRPgVv6L7aPwqgUdhBSsejRQD4okFAKSQ9OrKHQIo6Yjz2NTQq6hwrcMWRvgq2ZsdC3FcTof6KbMlHzWP9yodDWZmwJKt2AGkkRLnICpSwrc1enLFIRgd1yo76ASsHbr3uf76zP9zm2ntsfDNdtw3hYn6QVfqJV0XhGqzcN04EWn6DzY/s320/bathroom.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">even when mother nature came a call'n...that damn candle would be right by my side...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYbT3IVJZXVaipWth6ZZoUZMv1rvCOwibRhH-eL5E2rMuNbKARnYH_9lGQ64fBsUJjeE3g24uaEkKbVNh4cB2ar-aXcGawOMUDpAd3TV-6KgAQHPS8SW21Q6nhdOgQRiaBMKXoErhFXYEg/s350/flame.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="200" data-original-width="350" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYbT3IVJZXVaipWth6ZZoUZMv1rvCOwibRhH-eL5E2rMuNbKARnYH_9lGQ64fBsUJjeE3g24uaEkKbVNh4cB2ar-aXcGawOMUDpAd3TV-6KgAQHPS8SW21Q6nhdOgQRiaBMKXoErhFXYEg/s320/flame.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">until it finally bid me adieu 1 1/2 days later (and yes there is no over nite under eye cream that was gonna rid me of those emotional shopp'n bags that i would unfortunately acquire due to the lack of sleep so of course i would hibernate fer another day) </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div>oddly enough...i would receive a text from him on the follow'n day...<span style="text-align: center;">so i</span><span style="text-align: center;"> </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgP0pqFa3hVCpftN9OyRhkHdyDSq6x7N3w77g9hO917BBGz4NCtDaDLdGtsXJ9OImyYQyV4QJmP2988mKUXOXBMk0OJXfyLffNtERSvEIbsQz105OBdlhXhRhl-_qiq7hGY3lCsi-a8bhZv/s480/elton.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="339" data-original-width="480" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgP0pqFa3hVCpftN9OyRhkHdyDSq6x7N3w77g9hO917BBGz4NCtDaDLdGtsXJ9OImyYQyV4QJmP2988mKUXOXBMk0OJXfyLffNtERSvEIbsQz105OBdlhXhRhl-_qiq7hGY3lCsi-a8bhZv/s320/elton.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">guess said spell had indeed done it's intended purpose...though really...was it all worth it in the end? it wasn't as if it was some sorta affirmation of affection fer me...just a simple non sentimental handout that somehow still had me think'n there was some sorta hope fer even a simple meaningless friendship like he said though as time marched on and COVID had shut the planet down...i had banned any and all astrological signs and online daily affirmations from my psyche cuz i realized i was worth a helluva lot more than putt'n myself thru yet another candle in the wind...cuz really...in the end...hadn't i been burnt enough i thought to myself</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="text-align: center;">to sum it up...this would not be turn'n into the DAVID/PATRICK conclusion</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhRZcq8Bx02PCkIj2hlp7eJz7haD2V8XFApKgsWMySUJYoUUK2DQpPf5rc0N30VK5OBj0sNQxSnXWKzv1toV1BvgX3AsCc9rLNCAVEbhxCUBNzkHnpe3qRkzpkQC2PhFEdaxDCkJLsCqOZm8YBobSMCQGelMt_qGEQacDYr4sB61JtqFYpk7HwJG8o1psaJ/s500/david.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="275" data-original-width="500" height="176" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhRZcq8Bx02PCkIj2hlp7eJz7haD2V8XFApKgsWMySUJYoUUK2DQpPf5rc0N30VK5OBj0sNQxSnXWKzv1toV1BvgX3AsCc9rLNCAVEbhxCUBNzkHnpe3qRkzpkQC2PhFEdaxDCkJLsCqOZm8YBobSMCQGelMt_qGEQacDYr4sB61JtqFYpk7HwJG8o1psaJ/s320/david.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"> that i recently rewatched...nonetheless after many season changes since then i had exercised my demons and moved beyond him even as a pass'n thought (well except fer my cell remind'n me of his bday in july which i finally deleted & a lil holiday meme) then outta the blue the other nite he showed up in a dream surrounded by kids on a beach and ask'n me if i missed him? </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhCj2SD096Mjxsb2ep3VBTn2gyItIOx4mr-SodN2CJYs9VydjAsxv11uLXERSIc7hVQxwjiL1XjHaMUPWDgsgAoGVHC5Q4WdG6af7K0s-WW1oPWAc7xJkIEROmagb1NTd_5dhaCXerfsp2qTpyv9H6NFIkEZvEdd0e7QFHHGsh1j-38XjcRqCLhs8OAvYWg/s498/grits.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="345" data-original-width="498" height="222" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhCj2SD096Mjxsb2ep3VBTn2gyItIOx4mr-SodN2CJYs9VydjAsxv11uLXERSIc7hVQxwjiL1XjHaMUPWDgsgAoGVHC5Q4WdG6af7K0s-WW1oPWAc7xJkIEROmagb1NTd_5dhaCXerfsp2qTpyv9H6NFIkEZvEdd0e7QFHHGsh1j-38XjcRqCLhs8OAvYWg/s320/grits.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">HA...if i missed him? (no decipher'n needed)</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="text-align: center;">ummm i've only had dreams of certain people that have been very close </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi01dqF1kPDm-Ibw_d9U9tYnksl-NgiLsol8ke8K8JeIzxhyphenhyphenZcEVzSKiBKCSc6S85qR3ebTJ4837Zmv0cXkkdNU0dwC-sqozE_ycg2j_fU3e6HKGys-sSDdA-5Om-breeH1NsVYsAdLCjHkNJOGlyCqqmdApQuFShccvHP7pOEOntkaK9bisagYbX2iAtRA/s356/pats.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="200" data-original-width="356" height="180" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi01dqF1kPDm-Ibw_d9U9tYnksl-NgiLsol8ke8K8JeIzxhyphenhyphenZcEVzSKiBKCSc6S85qR3ebTJ4837Zmv0cXkkdNU0dwC-sqozE_ycg2j_fU3e6HKGys-sSDdA-5Om-breeH1NsVYsAdLCjHkNJOGlyCqqmdApQuFShccvHP7pOEOntkaK9bisagYbX2iAtRA/s320/pats.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">to me that are no longer able to borrow me a cup of sugar!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgEqSvDlFYMEPEI0AWtLeL_2DFFCZxZFm5f7p3VwS2jtt3ha5kztFGCrlHggqN6_3ial5LbggzNm-hoqqW6J-qbfqKuGD3HSHdCty3ov23MKOcqP4vG2x4tkNn70Xa41r3KyNQVDPwuNTnm0FQFYvBqKS0BHL5X8O_-EbGBc7U7_Igc0zQ3sAtRE8bL-8qL/s480/jay.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="270" data-original-width="480" height="180" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgEqSvDlFYMEPEI0AWtLeL_2DFFCZxZFm5f7p3VwS2jtt3ha5kztFGCrlHggqN6_3ial5LbggzNm-hoqqW6J-qbfqKuGD3HSHdCty3ov23MKOcqP4vG2x4tkNn70Xa41r3KyNQVDPwuNTnm0FQFYvBqKS0BHL5X8O_-EbGBc7U7_Igc0zQ3sAtRE8bL-8qL/s320/jay.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">alas...thanx to <a href="https://open.spotify.com/artist/2F3dZJv3K7T5sLthbp8vYa?autoplay=true">JAY BRANNAN</a>...i had found <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaMixtNVO8M">our song</a> that sums it all up...PLUS...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg5dd74HPdQWIvhEvOBxBDkE97X_d_K3B9WVr9KQbPJ1b0CHlGGjKtDt3E0g1aG3VleD0LdmvoEoCL31opckbher4Dw4Ray2sQ0GBWwKs5H54Y0ZgQYju6JwPWwdUDddv_hPjbbUUAJ7zVX/s258/karma.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="200" data-original-width="258" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg5dd74HPdQWIvhEvOBxBDkE97X_d_K3B9WVr9KQbPJ1b0CHlGGjKtDt3E0g1aG3VleD0LdmvoEoCL31opckbher4Dw4Ray2sQ0GBWwKs5H54Y0ZgQYju6JwPWwdUDddv_hPjbbUUAJ7zVX/s0/karma.gif" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">i've always believed in karmic chameleon retribution!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div>i do not wish him any harm and have flushed his feelin's down the drain</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9z_KwhdaLB1_0EszUJwjCUzqUC3r9b1TPqqUfWbWaG-qusIEYbaT2RJ8IE37fGX_4yuYSwi943bPLfae23SU8dmUbXxwWHlG9m-DRu2OV9vnlha-thp3k4_KYP6omRYvnWxiPdKlLQr2S/s500/joan.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="200" data-original-width="500" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9z_KwhdaLB1_0EszUJwjCUzqUC3r9b1TPqqUfWbWaG-qusIEYbaT2RJ8IE37fGX_4yuYSwi943bPLfae23SU8dmUbXxwWHlG9m-DRu2OV9vnlha-thp3k4_KYP6omRYvnWxiPdKlLQr2S/s320/joan.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;"> much like he did mine years ago and moved on from consider'n him </span><span style="text-align: left;">anything </span>more than just a mere moment in time fer my blog...now just GET OFF MY DRESS!</div>Mattress Feverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03123224966230037503noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3720865673458747444.post-47490144836185133252023-11-06T07:27:00.008-06:002023-11-07T10:52:28.220-06:00DUMPSTER DIVE'N DILEMASever since as early as the 1970's when the matrimonial charade parade <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGmH01w4GVO4JVXbJGKUU5DjxY9NRpMiUHrqB1qh_F1IbXRDkUg5bRrKV7MnjVBVxmo47ch7EG6IXRvqHv5jUezzwlZe_JAlBbJsEiBp3nkDplHSUtdREoLKRcgVn7_IvHK0vasc25mUrSUHAucUpufPt0E2K67vXy83cyNnaddP0bJ8ScrShILa2XekDJ/s397/dating.webp" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="302" data-original-width="397" height="243" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGmH01w4GVO4JVXbJGKUU5DjxY9NRpMiUHrqB1qh_F1IbXRDkUg5bRrKV7MnjVBVxmo47ch7EG6IXRvqHv5jUezzwlZe_JAlBbJsEiBp3nkDplHSUtdREoLKRcgVn7_IvHK0vasc25mUrSUHAucUpufPt0E2K67vXy83cyNnaddP0bJ8ScrShILa2XekDJ/s320/dating.webp" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">began to crumble mountains of control top panties like a controlled explosion within the divorce courts...hollyweird figered out how to capitalize on the chaos with it's new medium of marvelous mayhem by expose'n everyone's trysts...tirades and titillations on the television date'n series aptly titled "THE DATING GAME" with host JIM LANGE that pitted 3 horny toads (sometimes polygamists...sometimes serial killers) who vied fer the affection on the other side of a rotate'n wall molested in rubbermaid bathtub daisy decals by answer'n 3 pathetically judgemental questions from some</span><span style="text-align: left;"> </span><span style="text-align: left;">desperado desperately die'n fer a </span><span style="text-align: left;">dalliance every other day of the week</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span style="text-align: left;">by the time that the 1980's rolled around with it's high shoulders and even </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgpQWzoC6s9HT3kMoIzS4DNhqqVTd5go9hBefwpWgr0vfexsfylsXruKo0fPUfWQT4uJIFm-Ww1rrZappk1UExDGW-PeZf10hL25Lbb5HebR52sp2a0aAjMfnoqnUa-8jI76u3LPPVIjh2D5I0v7fnyNtJmk1d3UiyQGF8mCm5UjCCo9gw_Wg_UxuzxH_4k/s220/;oveconnection.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="165" data-original-width="220" height="165" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgpQWzoC6s9HT3kMoIzS4DNhqqVTd5go9hBefwpWgr0vfexsfylsXruKo0fPUfWQT4uJIFm-Ww1rrZappk1UExDGW-PeZf10hL25Lbb5HebR52sp2a0aAjMfnoqnUa-8jI76u3LPPVIjh2D5I0v7fnyNtJmk1d3UiyQGF8mCm5UjCCo9gw_Wg_UxuzxH_4k/s1600/;oveconnection.gif" width="220" /></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">higher expectations...the date'n dystopia became even more dreadful with host CHUCK WOOLERY separate'n the sexes via a tv screen inside the tv screen cover'n the stage with tacky candy heart cut-outs on the lame series "LOVE CONNECTION" where wannabe casanova's carried on conversations about their wannabe suiters big hair...big bank accounts or their big boobs</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span style="text-align: left;">when the 1990's had finally begun...i completely tuned myself out of all</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgFQe4cGamaxTjbRq34y1DZW7x3BwOTniOx__QMToP3iy9MdQB6lJyHReH1So2Q9r5I664T6tKCeHZL8sKvxx3bPdnLNUYXrbS0w6Cl-4rHe70iqqNUisN6xjjz2hsmKSpkUmL1PFNPFV9C9OgEXmBwp4kQ6gWBBC12c3uqFvu2HxNlRbk9JkqIIgrYk-mO/s352/singledout.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="262" data-original-width="352" height="238" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgFQe4cGamaxTjbRq34y1DZW7x3BwOTniOx__QMToP3iy9MdQB6lJyHReH1So2Q9r5I664T6tKCeHZL8sKvxx3bPdnLNUYXrbS0w6Cl-4rHe70iqqNUisN6xjjz2hsmKSpkUmL1PFNPFV9C9OgEXmBwp4kQ6gWBBC12c3uqFvu2HxNlRbk9JkqIIgrYk-mO/s320/singledout.gif" width="320" /></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">the lame tv hook-up connections with the birth of the phone-line hook-ups (much to the chagrin of my dear friend Peetrinella) though i would frequently tune into the sassy and seriously delusional catastrophic series hosted by loud mouthed cankersore CHRIS HARDWICK and playboy junkie JENNY MACARTHY on Mtv's answer to untapped venereal diseases "SINGLED OUT" strictly fer comic relief when i wasn't gett'n any "relief" by some renegade romeo</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span style="text-align: left;">once the ball had dropped on the new millennium...the date'n dumpsters </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNzMqVysGBp12Pjovs3WJj5yyUIC4fvj1Z2Tn9hjcPme04oFwtSF06AbEVslCCHGJ4_XYahfRl5RqgvihK-BVjgL8cgFHPw9LJiUV1_eu1T5MCdgdPSrnk7qvZo4twfbjm4k1D5JDhbSYY8tutKV_QFhP0B-9H2ilnos17Q-LW7huDzkqmCZ-pGJkapNaZ/s480/boy.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="270" data-original-width="480" height="180" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNzMqVysGBp12Pjovs3WJj5yyUIC4fvj1Z2Tn9hjcPme04oFwtSF06AbEVslCCHGJ4_XYahfRl5RqgvihK-BVjgL8cgFHPw9LJiUV1_eu1T5MCdgdPSrnk7qvZo4twfbjm4k1D5JDhbSYY8tutKV_QFhP0B-9H2ilnos17Q-LW7huDzkqmCZ-pGJkapNaZ/s320/boy.gif" width="320" /></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">had set themselves on a ferocious fire with shows filled with blubbery botoxed high-lighted boob jobs and pampered plausible deniability dreamboat pricks with the nauseate'n series "THE BACHELOR" and "THE BACHLORETTE" have'n almost 50 vomitous seasons between them...though non heterosexual cock-suckers everywhere finally had their break thru series to exploit their sexual frustrations and fantasies hosted by british faghag DANI BEHR that centered around 32 year old human resource manager JAMES GATZLAFF on "BOY MEETS BOY" pick'n from a bevy of steroided stallions with a twist where half the savory suiters were p</span><span style="text-align: left;">abst blue ribbon belchers and the other half were muscle mary pole smokers vy'n fer a measly $25,000 and a popper fueled vaca in New Zealand prize and though this "reality" series </span><span style="text-align: left;">only lasted 1 season it became the most influential spring board fer the plethora of "date'n" throat plunge'n butt pirate series that have since followed</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">series on the entire planet fer the past 10 years (and stupidly just when i thought i saw it all) i became sucked back into the most blatant balls in yer face (literally) cumfuckme series from across the pond over the weekend at a friends house (thanx to stream'n services with no boundaries) "NAKED ATTRACTION" hosted by ANNA RICHARDSON which is based completely on the total physical attraction of 6 horny toads in every shape and size compete'n in their birthday suit pitted against each other as a sex starved STD relies on their primal instincts to pick their mate...with no shame in their game as the cameraman pans in fer a microscopic shot of tits...twats...throat plungers and tushes...</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQGdseV0YC5o0y-IDBQkDxNrNZxOoFYRu0x0jaIsfz1dFtBixr5csMEqWnH56giHFpYjbafREr4QP7JZss0sV8Kru5IIHMxJImfQrRwH13khx37_NcF-yazfVu2FH6LXhGZDDpYdj0LHBLlx4IEIkLlo1rr0rfcHz3yqYADYry2sSqpCNFhNEFVdkMr_E9/s200/caveman.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="150" data-original-width="200" height="150" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQGdseV0YC5o0y-IDBQkDxNrNZxOoFYRu0x0jaIsfz1dFtBixr5csMEqWnH56giHFpYjbafREr4QP7JZss0sV8Kru5IIHMxJImfQrRwH13khx37_NcF-yazfVu2FH6LXhGZDDpYdj0LHBLlx4IEIkLlo1rr0rfcHz3yqYADYry2sSqpCNFhNEFVdkMr_E9/s1600/caveman.gif" width="200" /></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">you know...just like they did in prehistoric times (minus beat'n em over the head with a club and dragg'n 'em back to their cave) though titallate'n til the cows come home...i can't help but wonder...WTF are these losers think'n when they aren't picked and have to do that walk of shame LIVE on tv...all in the name fer a lil bit of the fame game (under unforgivable studio lights nonetheless) ummmm...HELLOOOO! yer utter nakedness will be out there fer all to judge fer eternity</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span style="text-align: left;">i'll even admit durin' my early uninformed 20's that i was so very tempted </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgBUezB4S1Mquk-hzl1DJtIYrLxJAOEj10IEu8Le_eZ8xT_wAsk5fP7wWvne90KtQnYV8s4qwF7Ow8UDOjpv473hFh-g1eCKrugM-w3NQUHfyIfJrJHE5kx8lhYCOMbMv_fTsmRlaLyi1t86NJvDxxWcVcJTeqVw6kWWOeD6WLJ9rS9Pz-rIMlTyXRmmOvX/s498/jabba.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="280" data-original-width="498" height="180" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgBUezB4S1Mquk-hzl1DJtIYrLxJAOEj10IEu8Le_eZ8xT_wAsk5fP7wWvne90KtQnYV8s4qwF7Ow8UDOjpv473hFh-g1eCKrugM-w3NQUHfyIfJrJHE5kx8lhYCOMbMv_fTsmRlaLyi1t86NJvDxxWcVcJTeqVw6kWWOeD6WLJ9rS9Pz-rIMlTyXRmmOvX/s320/jabba.gif" width="320" /></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">by some jabba the mut with a bank account who owned the biggest construction company in the city (along with a waist line to match) and made me play a different kinda date'n game by offer'n me the car...the clothes...the cash and the condo (tax free) </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVEl_SkQP8YE86t2cd_SWHEL8Ty1J51NkbDz-Ze3dmT-EBcUASzZDPY2fQMOTfKxQFa5xWrbOfvdDDbB-Ruq75auO_cWw_cXxotUu9_dteiVsn-7iabrLYWIUiwfN-zBAzCT11zpga9z8ivBHDh55qYqeObW70GH68gBGzPNV_LaudCkefP8EFWG2_0RNq/s633/construction.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="316" data-original-width="633" height="160" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVEl_SkQP8YE86t2cd_SWHEL8Ty1J51NkbDz-Ze3dmT-EBcUASzZDPY2fQMOTfKxQFa5xWrbOfvdDDbB-Ruq75auO_cWw_cXxotUu9_dteiVsn-7iabrLYWIUiwfN-zBAzCT11zpga9z8ivBHDh55qYqeObW70GH68gBGzPNV_LaudCkefP8EFWG2_0RNq/s320/construction.gif" width="320" /></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">and </span><span style="text-align: left;">while i was give'n free access to his perfectly pec'd construction workers fer my jack hammer action strictly fer fornicational pleasures when warranted...i had to just </span><span style="text-align: left;">be his arm candy in public and though the idea of goin from rags to riches over nite sounded very invite'n (i do have morals...minimal as they may be nonetheless they're still set in stone) so i just could not nor would not be some personal love slave to some colossal diabetic slug...</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi97k2Mn_If_UiTZiCe3mtfNle4bdj1_z6Yb5pPvkMzIZ5dtK_hNmAHGTj8g79rZeC2i_hq_scK-8dOOpouvdGdQbNyMdCkffH3I9Nr3QZMNsIVD3HDEbfwuRjN_rERDHJEpvTDCf90ppIjS_GEgNAceHA_YVwvTt5cyzxrMk4Nhtu_94qic6xG_hZ5C8Hd/s450/elvira.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="240" data-original-width="450" height="171" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi97k2Mn_If_UiTZiCe3mtfNle4bdj1_z6Yb5pPvkMzIZ5dtK_hNmAHGTj8g79rZeC2i_hq_scK-8dOOpouvdGdQbNyMdCkffH3I9Nr3QZMNsIVD3HDEbfwuRjN_rERDHJEpvTDCf90ppIjS_GEgNAceHA_YVwvTt5cyzxrMk4Nhtu_94qic6xG_hZ5C8Hd/s320/elvira.gif" width="320" /></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">and though i found out thru a friend some 20 years later that another fortunate gold digg'n butt pirate </span><span style="text-align: left;">inherited a cool 5 mill from his estate after he passed...i would never have changed my decision in the slightest just fer a lil bit of fame and fortune...</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2i9BER2fHMjyMcwnT3YK0GR9fsgE0E6Lz3oLiXH2bcgyxzduEDhtQx3CsU1eAxhkvw1TW70QlMyX9ybKtWgDQTUhB5xpzKPGUeYOjMa6YjychZkLdw6KGHMPVUku1adoB9GWA7wM3YtPPg_yJs3_J1WEzfj6oh0sznLYgqmAq2cbOVqGu-KaAOnGvdVKT/s498/pretty.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="262" data-original-width="498" height="168" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj2i9BER2fHMjyMcwnT3YK0GR9fsgE0E6Lz3oLiXH2bcgyxzduEDhtQx3CsU1eAxhkvw1TW70QlMyX9ybKtWgDQTUhB5xpzKPGUeYOjMa6YjychZkLdw6KGHMPVUku1adoB9GWA7wM3YtPPg_yJs3_J1WEzfj6oh0sznLYgqmAq2cbOVqGu-KaAOnGvdVKT/s320/pretty.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">well...unless i met him grind'n the gears in his lotus esprit on rodeo drive (hey...i do have standards...though i'll always work on a curve!)</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiiibBb8Hh8E59ER17XSxoRkV-avNVa3NrAdgfZ3tueZ6hZ85xpRr3PBK-wJ3POonXRcMWrNWudnhUhiLr6Vx5zJ17hUczFJ5ji8ojqihy1TuS_Who1MRSgW4hKc_0AG-47wrqtvVuJEuw_2-BaX3RXga31o7FQojPTaMRNaoYxR9VQV561AyrPTQm96gkP/s320/kk.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="320" data-original-width="251" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiiibBb8Hh8E59ER17XSxoRkV-avNVa3NrAdgfZ3tueZ6hZ85xpRr3PBK-wJ3POonXRcMWrNWudnhUhiLr6Vx5zJ17hUczFJ5ji8ojqihy1TuS_Who1MRSgW4hKc_0AG-47wrqtvVuJEuw_2-BaX3RXga31o7FQojPTaMRNaoYxR9VQV561AyrPTQm96gkP/s1600/kk.JPG" width="251" /></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">now GET OFF MY DRESS!</span></div>Mattress Feverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03123224966230037503noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3720865673458747444.post-58823967586983064532023-10-30T06:57:00.002-05:002023-10-30T13:21:45.293-05:00SPANK IT ON A BING BONG!oh the 80's...what a decadent decade it was...<span style="text-align: center;">fer many it was all about...</span><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuJpSWpkyhDvfQw_dg1HPgqxBlNr9BR54490OtDUPCabLoI_RfKNnnH-maBsA_NddzwTof8_C3gfAoPrgQgjqXxN69tvBpgU1XRaYOc_j9_HCnppY5nJcIYvvKsagV277IESUxDWnUIhb30qIlxTHGFQbaDkLC97x665aJmK0eLWzKk3cMM0gFwDEeTIZz/s400/bananarama.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="302" data-original-width="400" height="242" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuJpSWpkyhDvfQw_dg1HPgqxBlNr9BR54490OtDUPCabLoI_RfKNnnH-maBsA_NddzwTof8_C3gfAoPrgQgjqXxN69tvBpgU1XRaYOc_j9_HCnppY5nJcIYvvKsagV277IESUxDWnUIhb30qIlxTHGFQbaDkLC97x665aJmK0eLWzKk3cMM0gFwDEeTIZz/s320/bananarama.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://open.spotify.com/artist/3sc7iUG1Wwpwx7bHeZolgx?autoplay=true">very high hair</a>...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEicU4upNb5VBWBMTYi71e8SmBE3BGgvYKcAjFN7OaWGNPugVo79o8byfD5GfeM85jBWm3Gam9Dq8i4ILguQZZkCfj4dYanwPvbePbYxAGDPVthgfF9K3e5nNzarDAACculGpILFRdBV8UETJufx2CAQI4r6zdkdUb4rxMVmKsiPCEmcQvU8m2lN5_yOxaYz/s499/design.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="379" data-original-width="499" height="243" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEicU4upNb5VBWBMTYi71e8SmBE3BGgvYKcAjFN7OaWGNPugVo79o8byfD5GfeM85jBWm3Gam9Dq8i4ILguQZZkCfj4dYanwPvbePbYxAGDPVthgfF9K3e5nNzarDAACculGpILFRdBV8UETJufx2CAQI4r6zdkdUb4rxMVmKsiPCEmcQvU8m2lN5_yOxaYz/s320/design.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://pluto.tv/en/on-demand/series/designing-women/details/season/6?utm_medium=textsearch&utm_source=google">very high shoulders.</a>..</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJSszHUf8AU_EE2R99npjETxTLuESWn8GahRjipEtW6jkuGFvwdQlidMQ8ejtMsXucz3mIs-WAxPjZXzGGYLGeJvrnGwtoaEk-0GpS52hhruMogZ-g3wdEtm7Od22EXgMr8R95QWwBF77BXNyZvhcFHC2Nx1TDzNYa-kM13hwd3rnh17gSWpywoU1R8J-8/s480/downy.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="343" data-original-width="480" height="229" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJSszHUf8AU_EE2R99npjETxTLuESWn8GahRjipEtW6jkuGFvwdQlidMQ8ejtMsXucz3mIs-WAxPjZXzGGYLGeJvrnGwtoaEk-0GpS52hhruMogZ-g3wdEtm7Od22EXgMr8R95QWwBF77BXNyZvhcFHC2Nx1TDzNYa-kM13hwd3rnh17gSWpywoU1R8J-8/s320/downy.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">and a <a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/amzn1.dv.gti.80a9f7b9-cd46-f895-1c48-b8fb1613432e?autoplay=0&ref_=atv_cf_strg_wb">very high life</a>!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6Tq5tWseccwlpWmcue5hB04UdLJjmGGIj_vTVWsuYHED81BiSikQkVeDJ9dH1G87CCzcIfh_ak2Hcpvx2gGsm3jCWz4Q03losSVnTfag_V9LOUpn_owFHSq9ZATgVqvUuT6GRfVwxmiKPgWg9r3MGziowf3s7t_VVMc1bqC2i7MXy6FLk-KGHM40u2sPe/s458/butt27.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="458" data-original-width="325" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6Tq5tWseccwlpWmcue5hB04UdLJjmGGIj_vTVWsuYHED81BiSikQkVeDJ9dH1G87CCzcIfh_ak2Hcpvx2gGsm3jCWz4Q03losSVnTfag_V9LOUpn_owFHSq9ZATgVqvUuT6GRfVwxmiKPgWg9r3MGziowf3s7t_VVMc1bqC2i7MXy6FLk-KGHM40u2sPe/s320/butt27.jpg" width="227" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">BUTT...nonetheless</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">though <a href="https://open.spotify.com/artist/3fMbdgg4jU18AjLCKBhRSm?autoplay=true">MICHEAL JACKSON</a>'s 1982 hit "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRdxUFDoQe0">BEAT IT</a>" may have been a very</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh5ESlQ60DHfn_upe-3GxmC206jhG612rZ1lBgyvozW7itdI-bTOMDKsgL-nIl0Lx9uv8BiY7uc_dYhAXnUXlnGpEEUrw22WBWVsXWaMVvLsQ_M8yDvVbgLjFY9vurBoRQUB0XSxHLobBPwoiU22rAahlKC2cGgIYnfW6lpsrJuTDDSFz9hzOjwsGvqc46A/s480/beat%20it.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="360" data-original-width="480" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh5ESlQ60DHfn_upe-3GxmC206jhG612rZ1lBgyvozW7itdI-bTOMDKsgL-nIl0Lx9uv8BiY7uc_dYhAXnUXlnGpEEUrw22WBWVsXWaMVvLsQ_M8yDvVbgLjFY9vurBoRQUB0XSxHLobBPwoiU22rAahlKC2cGgIYnfW6lpsrJuTDDSFz9hzOjwsGvqc46A/s320/beat%20it.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">titallate'n subliminal message catered towards all those active testosteroned teenrage'n hormone's...it was lost in translation to me (i just seriously wanted that fuck'n killer jacket)</div><br />fer me however...it was about my very high intolerance of catholic school confessionals and an equally...very high libido and try'n to find the best<br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhURURwvXtpdAtTZ1wMQs1GbKZ96qdb3_FxOyGj8yfCgbb2UQiFizCjTBp4fJJ3TalzUGODfoHXsh_E808nqUAHP7llav7OSE9pBA2SfYG_ACfdltTN8vZO00PB-2PxkF3nSq7oGI1iXHRk/s1600/ggw.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="174" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhURURwvXtpdAtTZ1wMQs1GbKZ96qdb3_FxOyGj8yfCgbb2UQiFizCjTBp4fJJ3TalzUGODfoHXsh_E808nqUAHP7llav7OSE9pBA2SfYG_ACfdltTN8vZO00PB-2PxkF3nSq7oGI1iXHRk/s1600/ggw.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: start;"> </span>visual stimulation's fer my personal fornicational fantasies...the tintinnabulational bells rang out in my head like a sexually frustrated tabernacle choir durin' my tenderly supple teenrager years...cause'n much needed relief in my briefs when my parachute pants would get so "tight" they were ready to burst at the seams many many times durin' the day (thank you trapper keeper fer keep’n me covered) which without the proper train'n and use of spermicidal jams and jellies...gave a whole new mean'n to the word "carpet burns" (that is until i learned of the many mysteries of mayonnaise)</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div>so let's take a look back at who was hot that made me trot...<br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9lIp7pxqXdGiXGyRyuYg-At2mbHdk5c7mmPohNP_7PyEVk5UztSEpyrI4Qj0UPw07xTcCk4PTWfmXzNwyQpHXmeA00IeewU7Lsp2IGYa4df739T2XlQ2FcoylmH28rDgR5h7RiIflifp3aXJrFf38tJ2-2I9WoCfqoOPJkccMZIhSlkVtR2lIPW3mhOjt/s626/kktheater.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="358" data-original-width="626" height="229" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9lIp7pxqXdGiXGyRyuYg-At2mbHdk5c7mmPohNP_7PyEVk5UztSEpyrI4Qj0UPw07xTcCk4PTWfmXzNwyQpHXmeA00IeewU7Lsp2IGYa4df739T2XlQ2FcoylmH28rDgR5h7RiIflifp3aXJrFf38tJ2-2I9WoCfqoOPJkccMZIhSlkVtR2lIPW3mhOjt/w400-h229/kktheater.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">in tonite's episode of masturbatory theater: 80's edition</div><br />the easiest go-to to get-off and get to count'n those sheep...was of course<br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCsx6z4LPOlevRh-HkXIpQGjs4A7Cvi6WHYKB-rCFqXnIgoQ1dAJ9Y2IFTn7L_pmm6FZvJV7ySt7U9-WCQJm2BZqez2FLcLmvafmmGHGYAMKyXXEIV8AMPVlCjyMbcTh0al93Hk0ixGF9H/s1600/ryker.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCsx6z4LPOlevRh-HkXIpQGjs4A7Cvi6WHYKB-rCFqXnIgoQ1dAJ9Y2IFTn7L_pmm6FZvJV7ySt7U9-WCQJm2BZqez2FLcLmvafmmGHGYAMKyXXEIV8AMPVlCjyMbcTh0al93Hk0ixGF9H/s1600/ryker.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">the impeccably delectably</span> original throat plunger of them all JEFF STRYKER with his cushion pillow lips and perfectly sculpted hips...Jeff earned himself a massive follow'n...follow'n his equally massive kickstand cock...Mr. Stryker made me hitchhike to heaven many a nite and worked much better on me than any ambien ever could on those cold lonely nites</div><br />though the king of rock and roll got everyone all shook up in the 50's...<br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbfMrFYGv-J0dxSwB4r38df2k-uelvebzQK6F9bFMBGog0JFr4O_eh_CHJqjPncUgPWzxbBPDl0qohT74UKu1Nsn1PeHxCjN39Cc7HcnuYFB95aHRQ9d0gkc80F5zxfJ8fgdj1LKB0GvNjq15AFuHX7VbZPvmTlJjQJbwP-ZphI5VD6xwCqW_JEZILfOAA/s498/billy.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="371" data-original-width="498" height="238" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbfMrFYGv-J0dxSwB4r38df2k-uelvebzQK6F9bFMBGog0JFr4O_eh_CHJqjPncUgPWzxbBPDl0qohT74UKu1Nsn1PeHxCjN39Cc7HcnuYFB95aHRQ9d0gkc80F5zxfJ8fgdj1LKB0GvNjq15AFuHX7VbZPvmTlJjQJbwP-ZphI5VD6xwCqW_JEZILfOAA/s320/billy.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">he couldn't compare to the shake and baked bad ass of rock n roll in the 80's...with the flick of wrist and that insatiable sexy snarl...<a href="https://open.spotify.com/artist/7lzordPuZEXxwt9aoVZYmG?autoplay=true">Mr. WILLIAM ALBERT MICHAEL BROAD</a> had me "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG1NrQYXjLU">DANCING WITH MYSELF</a>" "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxVSre7aYYM">IN THE MIDNIGHT HOUR</a>" enough times to make a blind man see again</div><br /></div>GREASE may have been the word in the late 1970's...<br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6SajKhy79BSmDpRv698APhH5NAKZAhg4OAXyFNhxqBrJ1bEXHETm0fnnq-_9VdqgJzpMYzHeZdM3a7NcBwGDdnqrjBZuSGYmpY554lQkRjLNv0F2bsIchyphenhyphen5Y8Wl2JwCMsLyIctM9x-VmUvU2jKq-Ck6hMDiZyja3aBz77iZjrTaftRI8Bi01RY7mZsQhb/s245/max2.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="135" data-original-width="245" height="135" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6SajKhy79BSmDpRv698APhH5NAKZAhg4OAXyFNhxqBrJ1bEXHETm0fnnq-_9VdqgJzpMYzHeZdM3a7NcBwGDdnqrjBZuSGYmpY554lQkRjLNv0F2bsIchyphenhyphen5Y8Wl2JwCMsLyIctM9x-VmUvU2jKq-Ck6hMDiZyja3aBz77iZjrTaftRI8Bi01RY7mZsQhb/s1600/max2.gif" width="245" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">but all eyes were on the hottest "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk3IpNbltyw">COOL RIDER</a>" of them all at Rydell High in the 1980's...later starr'n in hit shows like "<a href="https://pluto.tv/en/on-demand/series/dynasty/details/season/1?utm_medium=textsearch&utm_source=google">DYNASTY</a>" and "<a href="https://www.amazon.com/Colbys-Complete-Charlton-Heston/dp/B00T73AVIC">THE COLBY'S</a>" MAXWELL CAUFIELD is best remembered as putt'n the purrr back into perfection with those dreamy eyes and those meaty thighs as MICHAEL CARRINGTON in "<a href="https://pluto.tv/en/on-demand/movies/5e66aa914698db001ab3081b?utm_medium=textsearch&utm_source=google">GREASE 2</a>" play'n the love starved aussie vy'n fer MICHELLE PHIEFFER's affection and added much needed relief to my dicktion affliction</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div>apparently...it's a luxury down south to own all yer own teeth...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj43ego19ZBE1ii8S-MHLj6y-dBUWpBW5jDLbvR9tt1kxK1f-cIwsHqdx9MkiEztoKVInYZc_SPIbxpbOmHtKM_SKuYgzKjT6y9bRZSlN7xC2yQKxjwK_FjDdmCWxJ5LhTsW0kSNPOjctNpwkLi_EV3D21zg1nEBINOoAbC6BELD0vSU-VbU2xi0o0WXbry/s830/bo.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="622" data-original-width="830" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj43ego19ZBE1ii8S-MHLj6y-dBUWpBW5jDLbvR9tt1kxK1f-cIwsHqdx9MkiEztoKVInYZc_SPIbxpbOmHtKM_SKuYgzKjT6y9bRZSlN7xC2yQKxjwK_FjDdmCWxJ5LhTsW0kSNPOjctNpwkLi_EV3D21zg1nEBINOoAbC6BELD0vSU-VbU2xi0o0WXbry/s320/bo.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">not an actual specific requirement...thankfully though...these 2 "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8Wqo3CvtUc">GOOD OL' BOY'S</a>" owned all their teeth and alot more...BO and LUKE DUKE were the hottest assets to come outta Hazzard County (though they weren't kiss'n cuz's) they definitely were double trouble and definitely doubled my fun on many occasions durin' bath time dream time...just make sure to check the hamper next to the tub fer any peep shows popp'n up</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div>though Miss Ringwald might'a been sport'n the best bob on the planet...</div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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text-align: center;"><br /></div>he had more gold chains caress'n his neckline than king tut...<br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhATT9fb1R-ztJw-10FHRkGXGjg2AXuUJbno6QIdV8yTozyzSk83z6mN87ePDTGSwk-vq-v45r61kqw-ZI5Y1JA1vnZ-s1E-7Lz66HIv8Iq2mvEbvytJYj-B7fs70WkuqmazbIsNhyphenhyphengLk0-sdwn8W0Ya99s8jVWum0RQYzB0x1Fcng_ATthqYVWhiXLkxsj/s500/mrt.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="346" data-original-width="500" height="221" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhATT9fb1R-ztJw-10FHRkGXGjg2AXuUJbno6QIdV8yTozyzSk83z6mN87ePDTGSwk-vq-v45r61kqw-ZI5Y1JA1vnZ-s1E-7Lz66HIv8Iq2mvEbvytJYj-B7fs70WkuqmazbIsNhyphenhyphengLk0-sdwn8W0Ya99s8jVWum0RQYzB0x1Fcng_ATthqYVWhiXLkxsj/s320/mrt.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">B.A. BARAKUS...better known to most as Mr. T from tv's dramedy "<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/amzn1.dv.gti.42a9f7a5-aeaf-ab38-f3c3-57ebbc51633b?autoplay=0&ref_=atv_cf_strg_wb">THE A-TEAM</a>" was one of the all time hottest bad-ass crime fight'n pimps to ever grace the prime time hour...with his manicured mohawk and his perfectly perky pecs...he pitied the fool...who never played with his tool</div><br />well...that's it fer this trip down masturbation lane kittens...<span style="text-align: center;">i'll leave you </span><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilh5uof2pc34Nm-611mYR-SLcIJJkdiiRQuW9FZdr4w4snN9Ykj0Bj5vd630-iyBI6-IAt4VRETDEB3E9yNYeiUstWqPbI3_Z0qfJf5lR2DG9Ar8BPomx5Nv1axn5uMKedzexb6OjfC5EJ58BEJ7Vep9LMF8ZDLceMDUZQTJdqeTo-RRKaXKbkHjHnjEzv/s480/vapor.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="270" data-original-width="480" height="180" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilh5uof2pc34Nm-611mYR-SLcIJJkdiiRQuW9FZdr4w4snN9Ykj0Bj5vd630-iyBI6-IAt4VRETDEB3E9yNYeiUstWqPbI3_Z0qfJf5lR2DG9Ar8BPomx5Nv1axn5uMKedzexb6OjfC5EJ58BEJ7Vep9LMF8ZDLceMDUZQTJdqeTo-RRKaXKbkHjHnjEzv/s320/vapor.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">alone so you can start "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nGy9uomagO4">TURN'N JAPANESE</a>" on yer own</div><br />now if you wood...would you excuse me while i huff and puff and blow <br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhqIBqr5N6VYK7hebCMq-7QBCXHvmlxiB2mVi14TZMBYhSzDvdUMSnwdfyHUxfSy9KbEu7Kt8E46A56cCte1vvWR4E5XIRyDf3wiXwHFBYP9o32-EePUuCSHZWl7BSgA8LIPf4WQa-LsSiy/s1600/me.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="944" data-original-width="666" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhqIBqr5N6VYK7hebCMq-7QBCXHvmlxiB2mVi14TZMBYhSzDvdUMSnwdfyHUxfSy9KbEu7Kt8E46A56cCte1vvWR4E5XIRyDf3wiXwHFBYP9o32-EePUuCSHZWl7BSgA8LIPf4WQa-LsSiy/s320/me.jpg" width="225" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: start;">someone else's house down fer some </span>pocket change...so puhleez kindly <span>GET OFF MY DRESS!</span></div>Mattress Feverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03123224966230037503noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3720865673458747444.post-56789367965592360702023-10-23T06:58:00.004-05:002023-10-25T10:59:02.825-05:00GHOSTLY APPARITIONShave you ever believed that there's somethin' beyond the graveyard?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9UB-FmV9CRi4Keu2vkPFSur2rveQownW7IR-a1v5udzcoe2kyqoGagma_iKJmWZpQGxb88PBbzwwwjeBoXStN3RjyNaPUWZSo9-ORONVlyFa9mY6Dsmv_wxxaF-0kccKC5zKoib3CBG88/s1600/beetle.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="338" data-original-width="500" height="216" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9UB-FmV9CRi4Keu2vkPFSur2rveQownW7IR-a1v5udzcoe2kyqoGagma_iKJmWZpQGxb88PBbzwwwjeBoXStN3RjyNaPUWZSo9-ORONVlyFa9mY6Dsmv_wxxaF-0kccKC5zKoib3CBG88/s320/beetle.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Winona Ryder found out all about the existence of the afterlife that helped her deal with her own miserable mortality in "<a href="https://www.roku.com/whats-on/movies/beetlejuice?id=71c2950afd515ef28c6046e221dcc6c1">BEETLEJUICE</a>" </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi3DGmCHbey29qyGIkHkj2TliBbEv_JwTQI8U0AnB5CaYh_isqm3FDVhx8KczLPvT2x-hRONUIeTiIRmmqdBKoZo8gOTANDkbcr3qGveCgsslQbHOY8AsTcsYcthBm4hmiqnt75c0M7lY4_/s1600/demi.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="204" data-original-width="400" height="163" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi3DGmCHbey29qyGIkHkj2TliBbEv_JwTQI8U0AnB5CaYh_isqm3FDVhx8KczLPvT2x-hRONUIeTiIRmmqdBKoZo8gOTANDkbcr3qGveCgsslQbHOY8AsTcsYcthBm4hmiqnt75c0M7lY4_/s320/demi.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">it made Demi believe there really was life after death...thanx to Whoopi use'n her body as some sorta sexual vortex fer her in "<a href="https://www.roku.com/whats-on/movies/ghost?id=c956558c5ba257909a5085af2f0645ff">GHOST</a>"</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVotqeIqjN93ZVfpVLjTAMHvhsXuW8QcDUj6B06KAGQ0dLTzagG9YHUtP38ItwFH9okG4r_2ZHTuhPiruwLfbaTVi1JzxVLUTJutFDab94fEUvOp-wxT51wl7jLr85x1aIAaxBYouhKb3N/s1600/pete.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="225" data-original-width="300" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVotqeIqjN93ZVfpVLjTAMHvhsXuW8QcDUj6B06KAGQ0dLTzagG9YHUtP38ItwFH9okG4r_2ZHTuhPiruwLfbaTVi1JzxVLUTJutFDab94fEUvOp-wxT51wl7jLr85x1aIAaxBYouhKb3N/s1600/pete.gif" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">recently dearly departed lead singer PETE BURNS of the band DEAD OR ALIVE...sung all about "just a ghost with a long long dead affair" with their ghostly 1986 smash hit "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ZKNzs35GP8">SOMETHING IN MY HOUSE</a>"</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOnue-L73WVobQaws7PmceidRHdj88kENEirZqUYhnkhH0CYSTI1gZc219v6hOHFFUK7rr-KQXykFQacMOhsAZpVr4sFNMG2J5bmAUjE4IUFqZxacjR2KUYGXWWG3WRF0IusEdeIAqZgkU/s1600/robin.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="185" data-original-width="369" height="160" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiOnue-L73WVobQaws7PmceidRHdj88kENEirZqUYhnkhH0CYSTI1gZc219v6hOHFFUK7rr-KQXykFQacMOhsAZpVr4sFNMG2J5bmAUjE4IUFqZxacjR2KUYGXWWG3WRF0IusEdeIAqZgkU/s320/robin.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">of course not everything about the afterlife is a bed of roses as ROBIN WILLIAMS found out with his utterly severe allergy attack in "<a href="https://www.roku.com/whats-on/movies/what-dreams-may-come?id=fc74f7112afb5151af4dc84ce45fcfc8">WHAT DREAMS MAY COME</a>"</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div>though i grew up forced into attend'n those apocalyptic voodoo classes </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLZOg5kixf7SWLOhjuU5qu5SSSDI9km1ovd-zb6n3Qwf3beIe7sj7yn4tftZSiTaspHklORBU40KXezUrQknB4bLVchCB9GQWpN9dUwJ148E1yyJpJxtKkNAuJ45kWtHnDBHIYtyA1jGD10xoSui9P56ZDS9VbkNXAJKsYRvwpVR6HqdPOiihu43Egz_AI/s320/meryl.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="168" data-original-width="320" height="168" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLZOg5kixf7SWLOhjuU5qu5SSSDI9km1ovd-zb6n3Qwf3beIe7sj7yn4tftZSiTaspHklORBU40KXezUrQknB4bLVchCB9GQWpN9dUwJ148E1yyJpJxtKkNAuJ45kWtHnDBHIYtyA1jGD10xoSui9P56ZDS9VbkNXAJKsYRvwpVR6HqdPOiihu43Egz_AI/s1600/meryl.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: justify;">with the other CASPER crusaders...i was never one to believe in anything they had to say past the age of 13...h-o-w-e-v-e-r...</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEirrhSV84u-bwlmNQUAWSmdrirjM24SyKO801-hP6DmeznhZd6rWZ3uxAvUBYF66Zc-JCXRlgMTqMWBibr-GNc7YSXb208BHq7h7DlNa-o_EA-pZsIf3JuZmsvhg_6C9bOIPb9UVjwlg07k/s1600/ou.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="350" data-original-width="498" height="224" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEirrhSV84u-bwlmNQUAWSmdrirjM24SyKO801-hP6DmeznhZd6rWZ3uxAvUBYF66Zc-JCXRlgMTqMWBibr-GNc7YSXb208BHq7h7DlNa-o_EA-pZsIf3JuZmsvhg_6C9bOIPb9UVjwlg07k/s320/ou.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">i've had my run-ins with ouija boards...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiM52XUyrJ2IXcbkZcRGqGip38kLPrb2cDkJNpKwu2wQN2fu1QkLXtVkvoPyZfoi5cMcBieisMprDMSy9MXv7HI4J887PIqt_ADRbEbol8DMwnS2p2IucbCyC3I4xCDU5uPs0-ZfGhj_XUx/s1600/seance.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="325" data-original-width="640" height="162" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiM52XUyrJ2IXcbkZcRGqGip38kLPrb2cDkJNpKwu2wQN2fu1QkLXtVkvoPyZfoi5cMcBieisMprDMSy9MXv7HI4J887PIqt_ADRbEbol8DMwnS2p2IucbCyC3I4xCDU5uPs0-ZfGhj_XUx/s320/seance.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">and dabbled in the occasional séance over the years... </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEip1Qv6Txw-7wOGTSMvfL3FQIsE3Q5Qb7-KU3WYZaJSmm58K2lWDJGNWJ0MOqgRgB18O8CcK1Zn2dVtMtPpjbC96Q6XNwlB8LKaaA75R0TxaeNXKz2Lff9iXhRVbmhwgCzWtAMHUaX6edrW/s1600/tw.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="320" data-original-width="427" height="239" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEip1Qv6Txw-7wOGTSMvfL3FQIsE3Q5Qb7-KU3WYZaJSmm58K2lWDJGNWJ0MOqgRgB18O8CcK1Zn2dVtMtPpjbC96Q6XNwlB8LKaaA75R0TxaeNXKz2Lff9iXhRVbmhwgCzWtAMHUaX6edrW/s320/tw.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">in spite of that...did i ever mention about the other dimension that i've had contact with?<br /><br /></div><div>the first time was with my Grama Viola...i'd just gotten off <span style="text-align: center;">bein' a highly </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjPBlYv_MWgQA7t2aOXtKT5tGY94HMHsO3i1hFNdth-3PtoTHp3YS4G-ii4HRAmrf6XMQdrPJKETb777aPrGMVygRXg32EgArbOIf77pWr3Xure7pfBedO4pjCaJ8jD7w4EUZncwHqmS_D4/s1600/aa.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1600" data-original-width="1154" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjPBlYv_MWgQA7t2aOXtKT5tGY94HMHsO3i1hFNdth-3PtoTHp3YS4G-ii4HRAmrf6XMQdrPJKETb777aPrGMVygRXg32EgArbOIf77pWr3Xure7pfBedO4pjCaJ8jD7w4EUZncwHqmS_D4/s320/aa.jpg" width="230" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">paid drug bunny (hey...get yer mind outta the gutter ya dirty lil kitten...i know what you were think'n) fer the government...when i got a call one early morn'n in '93 from my cuz Heather tell'n me that she had passed away in her sleep at 87...i was inconsolable at the time since i had just spoke with her the nite before lett'n her know that i planned on move'n back home and in with her to help her out around the house...once my study was completed...she was like a rock of security i had never really had before from anyone after i lost my dad from years earlier...she took me fer who i was without pass'n any sorta judgment...even sew'n my very first Elvira dress fer halloween in '85...but about a couple weeks later after her pass'n..</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjW63EkJ29l8o5Kpq53tpcAiJXFyFuxqLzHv9D_ToVT_LLy8bJLYG9EsFpgE8aevA5y1laj1h80ZBmXHCQokcMnyiS783j07lITyWQKeEegVLYnEM1HEDWdFOBDPsT9WuGc8I90eGnwPitF/s1600/az.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="692" data-original-width="823" height="269" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjW63EkJ29l8o5Kpq53tpcAiJXFyFuxqLzHv9D_ToVT_LLy8bJLYG9EsFpgE8aevA5y1laj1h80ZBmXHCQokcMnyiS783j07lITyWQKeEegVLYnEM1HEDWdFOBDPsT9WuGc8I90eGnwPitF/s320/az.png" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">i remember sitt'n on her couch at her house on 3rd street with her only daughter (my aunt Ellen) while she was kick'n back her motorized cream colored lift chair and leaned over to us smile'n and said everything was ok and from then on all of a sudden she had disappeared and i woke right up in bed as if i'd seen a ghost...nonetheless everything from that moment on seemed ok to me know'n that she told me she was ok</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div>almost 20 years later (and the only real love of my life Mike) thus far who</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi74w5Nhu0xT0_ZjYBFOA7_43B5o_7oW9YVrG1_fLyUWSjIdaC1YFbHJHwQMC6mPyIREHc_4qrqPpsWwnjOK2apfOerDm7HWlhc4L7Ckr-wx9rOsFEs67M47L2nzxEsxc4F-OedmEHQD5uftjfIbEy7KjGHyexBa51e8rwp4dGeNoUl4CzXKDpPzFitABt7/s470/heman.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="352" data-original-width="470" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi74w5Nhu0xT0_ZjYBFOA7_43B5o_7oW9YVrG1_fLyUWSjIdaC1YFbHJHwQMC6mPyIREHc_4qrqPpsWwnjOK2apfOerDm7HWlhc4L7Ckr-wx9rOsFEs67M47L2nzxEsxc4F-OedmEHQD5uftjfIbEy7KjGHyexBa51e8rwp4dGeNoUl4CzXKDpPzFitABt7/s320/heman.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">i had nicknamed HEMAN fer obvious reasons and would spend 4 1/2 thunderous roller coaster years together...decided to call me one day 2 years after i had ended the relationship (though i decided to hold on to some "sorted friendship") on my lunch break...break'n down (which he never had done durin' our whole time together) tell'n me that he found out he had some sorta cancer and that the doctors couldn't figer out what it was and he was gonna start chemo...all i had thought then was WAIT! they don't just dole out chemo like it's candy...they have to know what kind of chemo to give you in the first place...however my only response at the time was stunned...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6FLlEKWjThe1Xeu_XXxTz76GEzs_NcFIVLc7P2S7S88VplVBIQcIveR57WGV14S7wCoqH8f44dLgBX-3-UyaeINjcjeGq1aK-5yf2JCQ86heeKe-VflvMGH5VvIXlUbxZahGG7VVf7i7Zt3L-tc9oyXsNXjdAmxUB0Mep8K8Z2XbZ26lE-l2lPv9NLSMg/s430/lily.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="258" data-original-width="430" height="192" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6FLlEKWjThe1Xeu_XXxTz76GEzs_NcFIVLc7P2S7S88VplVBIQcIveR57WGV14S7wCoqH8f44dLgBX-3-UyaeINjcjeGq1aK-5yf2JCQ86heeKe-VflvMGH5VvIXlUbxZahGG7VVf7i7Zt3L-tc9oyXsNXjdAmxUB0Mep8K8Z2XbZ26lE-l2lPv9NLSMg/s320/lily.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">well cuz i only had 20 minutes left on my lunch break and i was a starve'n marvin...nonetheless...i assured him people with cancer live years with the treatments they had available (he was 18 years older than me at the time (i was 42...you do the math smarty pants) anywho'zll'ding...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuEMowbQdTRi7Q8kEWEbMIeyvYYNSk_oVF4rNhctNWLSQlQ47Dw-g_XaqVGUMBzFcOhTtgZCfZgBoiZR9n6fifZPE5ks1Lwue8VShmUqzi3VtabOM1NXeW1eJMJTvnRcCW7Z8q2vQVma5xit4eyXTsDvOz59nbTGg6w9PI59PhwfnRwT7C74qf40NXRs2d/s320/mike.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="300" data-original-width="320" height="300" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuEMowbQdTRi7Q8kEWEbMIeyvYYNSk_oVF4rNhctNWLSQlQ47Dw-g_XaqVGUMBzFcOhTtgZCfZgBoiZR9n6fifZPE5ks1Lwue8VShmUqzi3VtabOM1NXeW1eJMJTvnRcCW7Z8q2vQVma5xit4eyXTsDvOz59nbTGg6w9PI59PhwfnRwT7C74qf40NXRs2d/s1600/mike.png" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">we kept in contact fer the next 6 month religiously every week fer about an hour talk'n about anything and everything under the sun...he was always good at return'n my calls within minutes if he happened to be preoccupied at the time when i called...though one day i would not here from him all day...so by the next day i would call and leave another message with no response...i kept this up fer 4 weeks wonder'n why all of a sudden did he stop return'n my calls...the only thing that went thru my mind was that he either fergot to pay his cell bill and it got cut off or he changed his number and fergot to save my number in his new cell</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="text-align: center;">then one nite...i found myself all dressed in black...walk'n down a long</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgdkahHDQjA_ga2ISbm0ZPYqGATglXj-ZnccR-klKniiVj0lPTetSQvbJvzbPmP6mfr2MhfutWy9BBwIqwS96Dh0rQz0HAhAXbqfX2aE0GjL9QiC0LxiihRg-aF0A1Vl9DIwAOMRSybuPfsgmxl_Pwzp-ii9bObQKZXbBOA9TZtCKbrraXOCs-cJ2qL6-D/s640/some.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="640" data-original-width="640" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgdkahHDQjA_ga2ISbm0ZPYqGATglXj-ZnccR-klKniiVj0lPTetSQvbJvzbPmP6mfr2MhfutWy9BBwIqwS96Dh0rQz0HAhAXbqfX2aE0GjL9QiC0LxiihRg-aF0A1Vl9DIwAOMRSybuPfsgmxl_Pwzp-ii9bObQKZXbBOA9TZtCKbrraXOCs-cJ2qL6-D/s320/some.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"> peer to a white beach with the flame'n sun beat'n down on me as i tried to hide my delicate milky white skin under my black laced parasol (what...you don't have one? huh...too bad fer you then!) so all of a sudden i see someone walk'n along the wave lines on the sea and as they got closer it was my Mike...with a smile on his face...he stretched out his arm to me and simply said "hey Matty why don't you come with me for a walk" i replied with my token answer i'd always give'n him whenever he wanted me to do stuff outside under the sun with him "Mike...you know i hate the sun on my skin" his reply to me was "i know Matty...well i gotta go" and i said goodbye while Mike kept on walk'n along the beach...i had turned around and headed up the peer and as i turned around to get one last look to say goodbye...he was gone with the wind and i woke up all of a sudden and completely content that we got to say good bye!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="text-align: center;">by the time i had made my way to work that morn'n...somethin' told me</span></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhzHfwC6eZjzFYQ2eUnRKtVlkJnxxnXzt0qVCHrKBaeSm1b5sPBIYJ5tTJqLKkusBzkOWJtusSsNgEvlMfPE61TB-_En7XCy93Z-0dpUZK6o-hm4Qrkrjh1biRuejbkXqAB3-Khjitvz5_0n-iMBwRJnKQNmSyh04h0MyRI8zRvEFVnO3wHoP7ZMYziqlou/s200/flintstones.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="154" data-original-width="200" height="154" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhzHfwC6eZjzFYQ2eUnRKtVlkJnxxnXzt0qVCHrKBaeSm1b5sPBIYJ5tTJqLKkusBzkOWJtusSsNgEvlMfPE61TB-_En7XCy93Z-0dpUZK6o-hm4Qrkrjh1biRuejbkXqAB3-Khjitvz5_0n-iMBwRJnKQNmSyh04h0MyRI8zRvEFVnO3wHoP7ZMYziqlou/s1600/flintstones.gif" width="200" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"> since my Grama Viola...was my aunt Ellen...who always went way above and beyond fer me fer many many years ever since i was young...by give'n me my 1st sip of beer as a small child and realize'n my palette was made fer a much more refined distillery...take'n me to my 1st trip that i can ever remember outside of my state to South Dakota with her offspring's when i was 11...and lett'n me pick where i wanted to go...just like i was one of her very own kids (i chose Flintstones Park...why not!) and many times i would save up my paper route money or collect'n recyclable cans thru-out my teenage angst years to buy a bus ticket outta dodge to one of her many places she was live'n in at the time and stay with her fer the week</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="text-align: center;">once i had made my way to the Minne-Apple in 1990...we would become </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOXqiKg4EYOAhs27vii4_KN-Lww0hQARHkbddugY6_lj437PHSd2QD5XhJLxNJe00A01QNBqzzFIAI375cYjLkf_K8nqTUe8YcaHA-H4zcSJynpt93u_ezXTmeaaC8_2nL5csi-tv59lEB/s1600/yy.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="750" data-original-width="750" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOXqiKg4EYOAhs27vii4_KN-Lww0hQARHkbddugY6_lj437PHSd2QD5XhJLxNJe00A01QNBqzzFIAI375cYjLkf_K8nqTUe8YcaHA-H4zcSJynpt93u_ezXTmeaaC8_2nL5csi-tv59lEB/s320/yy.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">halloween was always my fav-o-rit time of the year...Ellen even offered to make her tasty potato soup fer my murder mystery party one year...we would spend a good chunk of halloween nites together in my 30's dress'n up and go bar hopp'n in Burnsville before i would hit downtown Minneapolis with my friends...that is until one halloween...when she went out as Hillary Clinton in a cape in 2008 (i'm assume'n the look was a blood suck'n politician she was goin for...not anything against Hillary as she was very much for her) and i was lil red ride'n hooker...however...a lil trip to the boys room to powder my nose and retuck my stuck tuck was a bit of an awkward moment fer the 4 urinal warts unleash'n their belches and bladders and one say'n with a shit grin form'n on his face and lick'n his lips "ma'am yer in the wrong room" to which i replied in my best frog clogged voice "don't worry...you ain't my type" of course his only logical retort was" yer a fuck'n dude?" ummm yea...it was time to go!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhh5i5sN7NQKisVa44ytpuvSTLXw32PKFnDufCl6FpRzYK6ZFVNEIk-EUWjbpXNqPJ9eXpi5J5nCJtz2eKhgx7arZDoRkTTI2ZK7Ou5FL_A7RMHgpUj4GUTi8Pv4RXXn2Qouj20cRFUycy9/s1600/ff.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1600" data-original-width="1035" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhh5i5sN7NQKisVa44ytpuvSTLXw32PKFnDufCl6FpRzYK6ZFVNEIk-EUWjbpXNqPJ9eXpi5J5nCJtz2eKhgx7arZDoRkTTI2ZK7Ou5FL_A7RMHgpUj4GUTi8Pv4RXXn2Qouj20cRFUycy9/s320/ff.jpg" width="207" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">Ellen was always one of my most supportive fans come'n to many many of my unintentionally internationally unknown perform'n illusionist of my own universe performances over my 23 years in the biz at the time...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivG2_AjMPt_rG3qr63_VRi2f9u4P4Gq7WSCnWHfF9ymU_swlaFZ12yOwPVbwkSIbTCRR4bs0069WBnlXQKVd_mK7HbnkCuQdw_Ep8D7KWX56y3cnPjqeTNtsu9oaWGVC4UQcS51k0vwmkWw0CDTVXBD-kAUWvWBKSbwBMdRXF6RX4EOBgJPLtGZ-OgIXk7/s724/MPARTY.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="538" data-original-width="724" height="238" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivG2_AjMPt_rG3qr63_VRi2f9u4P4Gq7WSCnWHfF9ymU_swlaFZ12yOwPVbwkSIbTCRR4bs0069WBnlXQKVd_mK7HbnkCuQdw_Ep8D7KWX56y3cnPjqeTNtsu9oaWGVC4UQcS51k0vwmkWw0CDTVXBD-kAUWvWBKSbwBMdRXF6RX4EOBgJPLtGZ-OgIXk7/s320/MPARTY.png" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">even make'n it to my last performance 8 years ago when i hosted the official (and highly successful i might add) REBEL HEART party at some shit hole bar in downtown Minnehopeless<br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiS64tYPEj4uiyDqeTq_lEVzCQm2aG4fiNkDbvUEv1zaJb0pYYzqkm_p65kKgwHhz8rbU1OwWBlg46W7WZHVKvYZUMmIOrvnSx7jM2s2e0T3FUfW1Sr3zaz-BPZ_G3O2VeusH5CwGkmGemh/s1600/ae.png" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="400" data-original-width="225" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiS64tYPEj4uiyDqeTq_lEVzCQm2aG4fiNkDbvUEv1zaJb0pYYzqkm_p65kKgwHhz8rbU1OwWBlg46W7WZHVKvYZUMmIOrvnSx7jM2s2e0T3FUfW1Sr3zaz-BPZ_G3O2VeusH5CwGkmGemh/s1600/ae.png" /></a></div>we had spent many a holidaze together in one form or another thru-out the years...the last holiday we spent together was at her son's place in Eagan, MN...a friend had tagged along with to help doll her up fer the easter festivities...they hit it off like they'd known each other fer years...goin on like 2 chatty Kathy's</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVBmSmB3oLNYgjFW7b81Bu95jyyB22wRz3swjv9W3Pz6ox-KzGXkl_vWNPdvHYn0uATlT5dpYADH6co0VRRPEtNqI4bfuNgJtKk9xYVFIqUbulTzb0UtIXzhHd2U9UGNhsk7t0LDE70FPQ/s1600/dc.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="457" data-original-width="811" height="180" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVBmSmB3oLNYgjFW7b81Bu95jyyB22wRz3swjv9W3Pz6ox-KzGXkl_vWNPdvHYn0uATlT5dpYADH6co0VRRPEtNqI4bfuNgJtKk9xYVFIqUbulTzb0UtIXzhHd2U9UGNhsk7t0LDE70FPQ/s320/dc.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">she told me once as a small child if she took care of me at the time...that i would have to take care of her when she needed it later on in life...she would remind me of this from time to time over the years...and i did my best to keep that promise by help'n her out at her board and lodge business she was part owner of...to paint'n and clean'n her condo over the years in Burnsville...<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0mnPumBjhig">that even was featured in a small arty film i wrote fer one of the shows i was part of</a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="text-align: center;">one day...8 years back...i was asked to move in and help take care of her</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi3WZQhjM5JTf2rLItrJqp0K_4DBDoP_7MmUzlg4_UShK1fxdxDC9eDQiEZPirZtIbcJc_BmNa-xiuYeY0vvX42XRPmSlaPnhObktVoxwu16M3xujna11DyAzCFQ1HSeOaq2941UZTCm0Wd/s1600/xx.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="338" data-original-width="600" height="180" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi3WZQhjM5JTf2rLItrJqp0K_4DBDoP_7MmUzlg4_UShK1fxdxDC9eDQiEZPirZtIbcJc_BmNa-xiuYeY0vvX42XRPmSlaPnhObktVoxwu16M3xujna11DyAzCFQ1HSeOaq2941UZTCm0Wd/s320/xx.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"> which the only issue i had was the distance to my work so i mentioned to help sell the condo and find somethin' closer to my work so i wouldn't have to do the long weekly commute (of which i was never a fan of cuz if it took me more than 15 minutes to get to work...i didn't wanna work there) so i set the ball in motion with a mutual friend to help hunt fer new digs that we both could dig</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="text-align: center;">flash forward to 2 years later and i was blind sided as i'm sure she was</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjHjdLXka6AmkjSKK6VGztZ6KLH50X5sdGqcL8bNN9QFkl5cU1uvFHE8xqwn5SNckBTJWN4-MItpaoMHpmAEfIYFdA5NWIrqtnRuLrBRY7cHi2lK_NeDNYqNy-JBnRMC13hTvz1SAT5ARxr/s1600/dd.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="286" data-original-width="435" height="210" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjHjdLXka6AmkjSKK6VGztZ6KLH50X5sdGqcL8bNN9QFkl5cU1uvFHE8xqwn5SNckBTJWN4-MItpaoMHpmAEfIYFdA5NWIrqtnRuLrBRY7cHi2lK_NeDNYqNy-JBnRMC13hTvz1SAT5ARxr/s320/dd.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">one day to hear from her that she was now goin to be put in "a home" that she had zero desire to ever be part of...even more so...once she was moved in their (though she was closer to me) i felt helpless after the talks we would have on the many nites i would stop over after work and go fer a walk around the block...she would only be in the home fer one month when i received a call late one nite that my aunt had passed away under unfortunate circumstances (that she confided in me 4 days prior if one of her offspring's showed up) to say i was complete devastated is a complete understatement...there were no words to describe what was goin thru me that late even'n...i was a complete mute…</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEis-K8v5hpws3u2bRAa_cdEV4IzKC3AcXvcdwNJvqkygPUxpQbvgGf2MUYC9apxWeOldYrhjSk8lKSHC1IM7qcgBJ1exLSdgDAMAPeOY_AHCRsFwmjAhAHtrS4Soi_apVTVmljhEFsJ3-ih/s1600/bbb.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="269" data-original-width="500" height="172" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEis-K8v5hpws3u2bRAa_cdEV4IzKC3AcXvcdwNJvqkygPUxpQbvgGf2MUYC9apxWeOldYrhjSk8lKSHC1IM7qcgBJ1exLSdgDAMAPeOY_AHCRsFwmjAhAHtrS4Soi_apVTVmljhEFsJ3-ih/s320/bbb.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">blurry light make'n it's way thru a succession of fast paced black shadows...as the light made it's way thru the shadows...it became more luminescent and all of a sudden i could see it was my aunt Ellen...in a white puffy jacket wear'n her fav-o-rit green hat...walk'n up to the edge of my bed...wave'n with her irish grin on her face and said to me "H-E-L-L-O...how are you?" i remember say'n to her "i had this weird dream that everyone was tell'n me you were dead" then i realized she was really gone and i was wake'n up from a dream inside of a dream...<br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg45RliUjL4LuFGWtmNOQ02dn9vVujfMLUzHzYNAirXrbwM7vd2GCFHgJ1jUOhRxyKt9tpGWEgCNLvq92pcFbXBysPdE82S2k3MKSJWAf2yAJCfHwtFY3qRxsuNOVE8vUEdR0DmGm3oz-gJ/s1600/eugene.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="439" data-original-width="407" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg45RliUjL4LuFGWtmNOQ02dn9vVujfMLUzHzYNAirXrbwM7vd2GCFHgJ1jUOhRxyKt9tpGWEgCNLvq92pcFbXBysPdE82S2k3MKSJWAf2yAJCfHwtFY3qRxsuNOVE8vUEdR0DmGm3oz-gJ/s320/eugene.jpg" width="296" /></a></div><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqaLQnQcZCk">she walked over to the side of my bed as the shadows kept move'n around her and as the light kept glow'n brighter around her...she leaned down said "don't worry everything is ok...i'm with Eugene" (her eldest brother who was stand'n quietly next to her) and as she leaned into me to give me a hug her body had completely dissipated into a blackness and i woke up...wide awake and completely relieved she was finally ok</a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgrSizchmDryAG4MlD2a0gJtLadz4oudyXrdAS7MZVRPu8Ek71szDPPcfM0xejU3m680LkzUMp_dwYwQfVPrRcJ2zxKsafyKzb9Txzaww-m2ZLDnsxxxnJaxlEu2icGNSGLTx5nKjMgoMLP/s1600/mmv.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="367" data-original-width="500" height="234" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgrSizchmDryAG4MlD2a0gJtLadz4oudyXrdAS7MZVRPu8Ek71szDPPcfM0xejU3m680LkzUMp_dwYwQfVPrRcJ2zxKsafyKzb9Txzaww-m2ZLDnsxxxnJaxlEu2icGNSGLTx5nKjMgoMLP/s320/mmv.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">HUH...well believe what you wanna believe...i still here from only these 3 off and on over the years so when my time expires i know i'm not worried!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhK64A2FVXStyVFAnFNIvkJz4NKPCfN-EFJHaIewpgd11U4eWhpXxGhtDjVB0-Emr7f3EtvAY4hj-AYHFDzQDvI5wXgCc1oG2Z92gYVdtfT-0nohvleZ2Vd8TmLv2u1FOm2y3U7QkBzkNESdyUpxaRNjrAN1zIs3sOe5IwDuRPIv6XFHm39f9k03w6CBRRs/s1333/me.jfif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1333" data-original-width="1080" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhK64A2FVXStyVFAnFNIvkJz4NKPCfN-EFJHaIewpgd11U4eWhpXxGhtDjVB0-Emr7f3EtvAY4hj-AYHFDzQDvI5wXgCc1oG2Z92gYVdtfT-0nohvleZ2Vd8TmLv2u1FOm2y3U7QkBzkNESdyUpxaRNjrAN1zIs3sOe5IwDuRPIv6XFHm39f9k03w6CBRRs/s320/me.jfif" width="259" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://open.spotify.com/playlist/22G6rfhYleF15kNI56vw61">enjoy some spooky tunes by click'n here</a> and GET OFF MY DRESS!</div>Mattress Feverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03123224966230037503noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3720865673458747444.post-22330013422905918542023-10-16T07:24:00.006-05:002023-10-16T07:52:18.465-05:00I AIN’T CLOWN’N AROUNDwith the season of madness and mayhem now in full bloom...it's time fer<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhVdUy2K4pWMuGNuqgJBJ2l6CVV8TVVh_HLCxKjgBuAgximFuH47UZ5A9h9KAE0r2qvULgQ64lhyTGGFfxqjvEhovYFCkAlWQAV5DAAGZWcKwdDX5dnJhobTJOehm5A_22YkytCrsS6xmI6EA0tYZmHGOLPtf5NHZtzcd96l45JFvVwSz9bQhqzgRWwr-wS/s498/CLOWN.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="278" data-original-width="498" height="179" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhVdUy2K4pWMuGNuqgJBJ2l6CVV8TVVh_HLCxKjgBuAgximFuH47UZ5A9h9KAE0r2qvULgQ64lhyTGGFfxqjvEhovYFCkAlWQAV5DAAGZWcKwdDX5dnJhobTJOehm5A_22YkytCrsS6xmI6EA0tYZmHGOLPtf5NHZtzcd96l45JFvVwSz9bQhqzgRWwr-wS/s320/CLOWN.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;"> </span><span style="text-align: left;"> </span><span style="text-align: left;">sweater </span><span style="text-align: left;">weather...</span>whether you like it or not and if yer A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G like me (you of course can subtract 10 points immediately from yer personality if you ARE NOT...oh and also loose my number while yer at it kitten cuz i ain't got time to explain myself anymore) anywho'zll'ding...that means it time to cuddle up to some chilly thrillers with my personal choice involve'n anything clown or clown related and of course my all time fav-o-rit bein' the colorful campiness from 1988 titled "<a href="https://tubitv.com/movies/302691/killer-klowns-from-outer-space?start=true&tracking=google-feed&utm_source=google-feed">KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE</a>"</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-aFcGWcVOzLz6nLMJ51J73-Q-23hyY4hs_DUp-7w4B-fuhI2VtZNVlB9CaR4BJrwYzyPHDrUWRPztMqXsGWQ_135MaFNbkiqVInQKEj5XGPG2shzLQq0X58TVP9OzqUy9R4M500M5MZQOZPCT9B8HkWLVQaS5dCqTWxdilqlDv0dzkwe-JyuNOBN4roXv/s498/it.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="498" data-original-width="498" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-aFcGWcVOzLz6nLMJ51J73-Q-23hyY4hs_DUp-7w4B-fuhI2VtZNVlB9CaR4BJrwYzyPHDrUWRPztMqXsGWQ_135MaFNbkiqVInQKEj5XGPG2shzLQq0X58TVP9OzqUy9R4M500M5MZQOZPCT9B8HkWLVQaS5dCqTWxdilqlDv0dzkwe-JyuNOBN4roXv/s320/it.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">then there's the retell'n of the killer clown from 2017 known as PENNYWISE from the brilliant STEPHEN KING novel "<a href="https://www.max.com/movies/it/1fef0800-258f-49f5-84a5-6a1f88173769">IT</a>"</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgU2ml0FJt9_bepaUEzEdtTdf0KqEMxarcxQSbABEiiktXfpXM5_CvyjPb779g8vQu2oChegfPgqzzQsCvbQqMgeIz_OzBPsBoK0BlYvsqgPijjwN8kh1cPL9T6We1bf3W1Y87Wv_Az8FTkGiQu4SKpePpEDE9XrsgKu44GthQE666Api_yoEWn7nfw3Vsi/s540/wrinkles.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="310" data-original-width="540" height="184" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgU2ml0FJt9_bepaUEzEdtTdf0KqEMxarcxQSbABEiiktXfpXM5_CvyjPb779g8vQu2oChegfPgqzzQsCvbQqMgeIz_OzBPsBoK0BlYvsqgPijjwN8kh1cPL9T6We1bf3W1Y87Wv_Az8FTkGiQu4SKpePpEDE9XrsgKu44GthQE666Api_yoEWn7nfw3Vsi/s320/wrinkles.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">the lesser known creepiness from 2019 is "<a href="https://tubitv.com/movies/725463/wrinkles-the-clown?start=true&tracking=google-feed&utm_source=google-feed">WRINKLES THE CLOWN</a>" who you could supposedly call to scare the live'n fecal matter outta the colons of kids in the sunshine state </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVZwCRyhX7vB3YaL6sh0N89HuGA895-lGN-IJGrFcWs1tucGqv-VWIINje0Ocaj_B3RHv5-TxMKTWp-U0otEf6ftogyVZvu9xeMuv0STTbQcCB1ESQTIHD15mt2zRuNckkELz1wVEc5YbBrzytViNACZZUX_KoIbb2wXj9z_L8iWBQ4dfXIjkoJHYkpIcw/s480/EEAEF6A8-5A03-44EC-BFBC-8F5E6086BA29.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="270" data-original-width="480" height="180" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVZwCRyhX7vB3YaL6sh0N89HuGA895-lGN-IJGrFcWs1tucGqv-VWIINje0Ocaj_B3RHv5-TxMKTWp-U0otEf6ftogyVZvu9xeMuv0STTbQcCB1ESQTIHD15mt2zRuNckkELz1wVEc5YbBrzytViNACZZUX_KoIbb2wXj9z_L8iWBQ4dfXIjkoJHYkpIcw/s320/EEAEF6A8-5A03-44EC-BFBC-8F5E6086BA29.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">and lastly on my list of overly painted bozo bastards is "<a href="https://www.amazon.com/Vulgar-Brian-OHalloran/dp/B001H1SW6U">VULGAR</a>" from 2000 about a miserable bday party clown fer unappreciative pint sized shit buckets struggle'n to make ends meet...who loves and lives his career path until he decides to go out on a limb by expand'n his horizons and become a gay clown stripper fer bachelor parties in New Jersey and soon regrets his decision</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div>once my marathon of clown carnage was completely over i had laid back </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgXJZS4dUz8oEKupyoRfLYAiL1LN4kgGBvsnfrmXUxycLSN_uKZlp2lAgHBXKVOP6ykSSSFndLJuhOgcjtegHuqFoEipEmP43VNHCpmz65OqhA9gkJ69w4bk5g9fcswNMDPnQrZVcFzy-2Ua9vGWcjYMcwXRxhT_5c628ZWNVJTfnRTchNDarw-F0-KcfvS/s333/bed.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="333" data-original-width="300" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgXJZS4dUz8oEKupyoRfLYAiL1LN4kgGBvsnfrmXUxycLSN_uKZlp2lAgHBXKVOP6ykSSSFndLJuhOgcjtegHuqFoEipEmP43VNHCpmz65OqhA9gkJ69w4bk5g9fcswNMDPnQrZVcFzy-2Ua9vGWcjYMcwXRxhT_5c628ZWNVJTfnRTchNDarw-F0-KcfvS/s320/bed.gif" width="288" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span>in bed with my peek-a-boo </span><span>pj's on and </span><span style="text-align: center;">wrapped in my Tracey Turnblad cock roach comforter... </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLSUGEaFRxLqGZI3_vKpriu5_KvdsOBxVt0dh0nKEGBG9V9h56MFvBQYxmSaiR8kghBCNvOYp7imMf-HC-YpO-Gn43_61n8vr7UyY61rA962aD2ieego67yCT1lcuXtIfZNNhyphenhyphenrPHGYT3K6SBjChrMtzg3J4v0aD4zdQjj4OFWBW1dk-6bKDnIblNfOQgg/s500/mask.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="207" data-original-width="500" height="132" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLSUGEaFRxLqGZI3_vKpriu5_KvdsOBxVt0dh0nKEGBG9V9h56MFvBQYxmSaiR8kghBCNvOYp7imMf-HC-YpO-Gn43_61n8vr7UyY61rA962aD2ieego67yCT1lcuXtIfZNNhyphenhyphenrPHGYT3K6SBjChrMtzg3J4v0aD4zdQjj4OFWBW1dk-6bKDnIblNfOQgg/s320/mask.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">with my mug completely molested in a St Ives mint julep mud mask...it got me to think'n about all the past killer clowns i've had run in's where i...thee unintentionally internationally unknown perform'n illusionist of my own universe...</div><div style="text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHoi-1DVuPEoakMiWudPztn0mUcRllZy0iLCoiEVAhL_yG-KXPnbijcrn8Mpsn8v-dUZp67sHqr0GXjvOoJ-9hQFQy31LzkPk1rUKwKYktc5s260N1UWnRTrDiUJ_juuA9sy3-T8HWiI4r/s1600/special.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="234" data-original-width="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHoi-1DVuPEoakMiWudPztn0mUcRllZy0iLCoiEVAhL_yG-KXPnbijcrn8Mpsn8v-dUZp67sHqr0GXjvOoJ-9hQFQy31LzkPk1rUKwKYktc5s260N1UWnRTrDiUJ_juuA9sy3-T8HWiI4r/s1600/special.gif" /></a></div>could'a easily been written in as some tawdry yet twisted movie of the week!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIWPQDQc5QrxNnSDhGyBkBQyC5MKnar6MF5qcLs2jGQ6yS6woN66ocvjPBadIZDG4-oyDI5S4lK1MZziDmQ8b5UdyOTq0bxAs7Sh8tMo4qTTp-UBunvlM3Ape7AZI1DBNW1iGTsPxn7dagF4unEU3nsQQ9Yzxo9EtATE5vjrzHD6Wj3eyTKdDKmTp9okF-/s1080/butt.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1080" data-original-width="535" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIWPQDQc5QrxNnSDhGyBkBQyC5MKnar6MF5qcLs2jGQ6yS6woN66ocvjPBadIZDG4-oyDI5S4lK1MZziDmQ8b5UdyOTq0bxAs7Sh8tMo4qTTp-UBunvlM3Ape7AZI1DBNW1iGTsPxn7dagF4unEU3nsQQ9Yzxo9EtATE5vjrzHD6Wj3eyTKdDKmTp9okF-/s320/butt.jpg" width="159" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">BUTT...let's get to it shall we?</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div>so let's go back in time to the spring of 1990 when i was on my lil lunch </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3LSUAZiBTBb-tnq6fNAGdo39T-ltJq-QT7IWzXWVSBdGpsMxvNz_i4XrwLSOoGAND7tVCFuu74jBuzzg7BYGC_zAyelkaj3uaxASuxO56suGEYEEC7ThdrzniAIUczLd31IdzVQZf6TYeYwJgBW5ZR7T6IEU9JUoGXquyANOKk0WoDCOoihAGg_Cx4GWp/s430/lily.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="258" data-original-width="430" height="192" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3LSUAZiBTBb-tnq6fNAGdo39T-ltJq-QT7IWzXWVSBdGpsMxvNz_i4XrwLSOoGAND7tVCFuu74jBuzzg7BYGC_zAyelkaj3uaxASuxO56suGEYEEC7ThdrzniAIUczLd31IdzVQZf6TYeYwJgBW5ZR7T6IEU9JUoGXquyANOKk0WoDCOoihAGg_Cx4GWp/s320/lily.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">break at the Children's Theater in the Minne-Apple and had discovered an ad at the back of the local fag rag i was </span>flipp'n thru <span style="text-align: left;">at the time...about meet'n local singles in the area...well...me bein' just'a spring chicken plucked from the bowels of a small minnesotan town to fend fer myself in the big cold hard city...i was like a lotus flower ready to bloom so i called the line and a week later i decided to meet my very 1st big city kinky clown at a local non heterosexual intoxication station in the downtown Minne-Apple area on 18+ nite since i was just barely 20 at the time</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGIz_3o3hXwiN4Qgm6LW4C1ntVONFzS-sFkH_4c8IGdvZFDqy-SFtseuQUuD1x_ftWxWxKYcpQoR6k5okhytpFRhk1t4yJ1gfisZcdgI7rUh68cN3NuwyC11hwr37C_icwXa5QypLOk7De/s1600/plane.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="215" data-original-width="498" height="138" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGIz_3o3hXwiN4Qgm6LW4C1ntVONFzS-sFkH_4c8IGdvZFDqy-SFtseuQUuD1x_ftWxWxKYcpQoR6k5okhytpFRhk1t4yJ1gfisZcdgI7rUh68cN3NuwyC11hwr37C_icwXa5QypLOk7De/s320/plane.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">this was before i was with car...so i basically hadda check on flight schedules from St Paul to Minneapolis to meet this guy...cuz i was tired of the 3 bus transfers i hadda take to work on a daily basis that always was a fuck over moment when the weather was bad or cuz some road rage'n rectal pirate hadda get to Costco Crazy Daze Deals before the sale ended on anchovies and briskets by cutt'n off someone in front of my bus</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span style="text-align: left;">by the time i had reached our desired destination...i reluctantly fergot my </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbkIuEfO5dwIj8oZqMAN80CHMWZcFaEcRP9XL42uAd1WDUWkQzI7w0Fgn2Oza4vrdZnfEIgemPPQ6u9DzJSv7WHedUwIazWklkHLZlI_Qhayl_3aFnyvunMeoW77shuudmEtpIkvcRd-F7/s1600/guard.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="212" data-original-width="499" height="135" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbkIuEfO5dwIj8oZqMAN80CHMWZcFaEcRP9XL42uAd1WDUWkQzI7w0Fgn2Oza4vrdZnfEIgemPPQ6u9DzJSv7WHedUwIazWklkHLZlI_Qhayl_3aFnyvunMeoW77shuudmEtpIkvcRd-F7/s320/guard.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">ID back at my place of residence at the time and i was not about to rebook a flight back just to get it...unfortunately the gammorean guard at the front door hadda cop an attitude with me and couldn't be bothered in the slightest by my desperate pleas to just let me pass on by...</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHgQdreSqOgEOp9NYo-bUihXt9n9eq14JTl1PDa6VSbBHbDkaWwPUDk2pNodam8YfF7ZCjQatSYpdrwjtTcFLh4roB8WtE6158hfb89OKOTmu1wtAKdBkk42yX9rcE96ANrgpfe1DSRS7K/s1600/betty.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="268" data-original-width="498" height="172" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHgQdreSqOgEOp9NYo-bUihXt9n9eq14JTl1PDa6VSbBHbDkaWwPUDk2pNodam8YfF7ZCjQatSYpdrwjtTcFLh4roB8WtE6158hfb89OKOTmu1wtAKdBkk42yX9rcE96ANrgpfe1DSRS7K/s320/betty.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">e<span>ven after batt'n my daddy long leg lashes at him...</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEip65kEKE4MXnrTR_0iERArvwmH1PHTzngDE1v9DwqZWg-iyv4USXjsC8MKQmi48ozCRwMBe9ITlT9sKdt-Bd66EF5VL-fzpXwT6rB14UdGsHbMJIgTaD62mRxF7n9_AAroyL4Br2os8czoOE538PL1qxT70QhyphenhyphenuKV1qaif_dR0ysvmjBZdSy3a5_QcM_wQ/s268/colin.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="211" data-original-width="268" height="211" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEip65kEKE4MXnrTR_0iERArvwmH1PHTzngDE1v9DwqZWg-iyv4USXjsC8MKQmi48ozCRwMBe9ITlT9sKdt-Bd66EF5VL-fzpXwT6rB14UdGsHbMJIgTaD62mRxF7n9_AAroyL4Br2os8czoOE538PL1qxT70QhyphenhyphenuKV1qaif_dR0ysvmjBZdSy3a5_QcM_wQ/s1600/colin.gif" width="268" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">so i waited patiently across the street at some primitive speak'n station fer roughly 10 minutes to see if said phone trade would come out and recognize me</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">minutes later...what looked like the description of the gentleman caller </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxaqQYXHcS4R4cYr4yJesVDp7fLyF0qvIULIDA-jlT_EYVGfW6DCu4aBmsKF2nSSmP9uGRMYNpUxLWL8H030ZdD9WijVm7ciJnVcZ4_MrqIn3dAwbvzjhCUCcOeUEXO3k6cVneV3cp2qnak-YF3S2o0s6EuIb9dGJF5EE4pMKdOMC_ZWLbIY_aKlUQn6Uc/s524/dolph.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="524" data-original-width="500" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxaqQYXHcS4R4cYr4yJesVDp7fLyF0qvIULIDA-jlT_EYVGfW6DCu4aBmsKF2nSSmP9uGRMYNpUxLWL8H030ZdD9WijVm7ciJnVcZ4_MrqIn3dAwbvzjhCUCcOeUEXO3k6cVneV3cp2qnak-YF3S2o0s6EuIb9dGJF5EE4pMKdOMC_ZWLbIY_aKlUQn6Uc/s320/dolph.gif" width="305" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">that i had secretly lusted after in my mind from bus to bus as i made my way to downtown Minneapolis (hey...you gotta step inside my mind fer just a minute to understand where i was goin with this) anyways...he would cross the street and we exchanged typical bullshit banter fer about 5 minutes and though he fit the description he mentioned on line fer the most part (well except fer the part how he had inverted the numbers he used to describe himself) he compared himself to savory sveedish meatballer DOLPH LUNGREN...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9XbwaKjL4IhHgx1E6h8ruFmpG6fSiO9dMhTUkQlHe2G2Bga666xhD6V4ikclMpb3INWCFCI8ww9SiqdXLwKeA7iddZZuYwujbU_5ampXI-tAIg4fKlm0JrJGg5Uznqzl8UyeTcM69lHCeKZ84Dfh4ED8kfJQULPMSpcJtvkcQJY0lhgrLyGcdd8llNOuF/s220/chef.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="165" data-original-width="220" height="165" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9XbwaKjL4IhHgx1E6h8ruFmpG6fSiO9dMhTUkQlHe2G2Bga666xhD6V4ikclMpb3INWCFCI8ww9SiqdXLwKeA7iddZZuYwujbU_5ampXI-tAIg4fKlm0JrJGg5Uznqzl8UyeTcM69lHCeKZ84Dfh4ED8kfJQULPMSpcJtvkcQJY0lhgrLyGcdd8llNOuF/s1600/chef.gif" width="220" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">though he resembled more of a sveedish meatball with an over grown cum catcher to cover up his snaggle teeth and marinate'n in paco rabanne cologne so of course you can imagine how i would feel some sorta hesitation in me...</div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgYuPyIuzhLaK1_WlUxPuECWSBmvxsDJ19SOKsIBVWsXmtQ1UVjmaxFRsrMcoeOmoZbBOBNvx6CiTsVNWpvhGI3yaY-VdWmoMLvodQJLbzMtmU7Uqk6ZUVaSOBuw8cQ3FSD-_57hP6DsatZ/s1600/flower.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="360" data-original-width="480" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgYuPyIuzhLaK1_WlUxPuECWSBmvxsDJ19SOKsIBVWsXmtQ1UVjmaxFRsrMcoeOmoZbBOBNvx6CiTsVNWpvhGI3yaY-VdWmoMLvodQJLbzMtmU7Uqk6ZUVaSOBuw8cQ3FSD-_57hP6DsatZ/s320/flower.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">only cuz this would be the 1st time i thought i was gonna become deflowered...perhaps!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">he asked me if i wanted to go to his place in uptown...and me bein' totally</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmANKRDedYC1OnMBx7u93iaMAz2xUuSPm7L3nsXet87cs2Up0GV4MWmVB1MLlg4_Y_1s7-2A0m4_MQz6ttgQJG7Xo-r0nLtsbwa9Q71Y1xkri3mFF505w8mPy-GiFUfBRgQHhfMALgGWMf/s1600/winds.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="200" data-original-width="306" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhmANKRDedYC1OnMBx7u93iaMAz2xUuSPm7L3nsXet87cs2Up0GV4MWmVB1MLlg4_Y_1s7-2A0m4_MQz6ttgQJG7Xo-r0nLtsbwa9Q71Y1xkri3mFF505w8mPy-GiFUfBRgQHhfMALgGWMf/s1600/winds.gif" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">unfamiliar with the Minneapolis area and it's surround'ns at this point in time...i asked him where uptown was and he explained it was only about 5 miles away (keep in mind kittens...it's 10:30pm on a warm spring weekend...with winds outta the west at 10 to 15 miles per hr) so i asked where his car was and his response was that he didn't have one but it was such a nice nite out that he suggested we just walk instead of cabb'n it back to his butcher shop...i mean bungalow</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">now here me out...i don't mind a dance in the dark...a drink in the dark</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjl9QoIfIQBWSz7hConjjP3xEP1MZo7dEB0ma-zWOyoHQ0td5Ejno6BoLe6j7iL-xlAjWbbOPk_LdurtGSgNp60Dj4N5UZw04Jv125G_7rgzqV5lsExceCC7dr2WdW-6pEwJRfvtS-M7844/s1600/dick.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="218" data-original-width="340" height="205" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjl9QoIfIQBWSz7hConjjP3xEP1MZo7dEB0ma-zWOyoHQ0td5Ejno6BoLe6j7iL-xlAjWbbOPk_LdurtGSgNp60Dj4N5UZw04Jv125G_7rgzqV5lsExceCC7dr2WdW-6pEwJRfvtS-M7844/s320/dick.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">hell...i don't even mind a dick (or 2) in the dark...but there ain't no way in H-E-double hockey stix that i am walk'n 5 miles thru the dimly lit streets of some city i knew nothing about at the time...though i remember he said we could take a short cut thru some Loring Park and it wouldn't be as long...i still resisted and said i was gonna hop on the bus back to St Paul and i would never hear from my 1st date ever again...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgT89zRpNfREVxzXviAhVMLawhuskKOp2USQANGjRa9-aT98TC5AgtIMDARgp3dK5ThjHnD3Cp6a9Qv6cqmLneAnU2AgY9Im6-YsLfmDKMs4_tiJ3RGrIVP1n5ZrHT01rqXtR4CaP6j87u_zE5tgUrcwpnRutsaX6uIcQ9tLnxNyFb6WouAzE2-iHfm6B9V/s245/meryls.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="200" data-original-width="245" height="200" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgT89zRpNfREVxzXviAhVMLawhuskKOp2USQANGjRa9-aT98TC5AgtIMDARgp3dK5ThjHnD3Cp6a9Qv6cqmLneAnU2AgY9Im6-YsLfmDKMs4_tiJ3RGrIVP1n5ZrHT01rqXtR4CaP6j87u_zE5tgUrcwpnRutsaX6uIcQ9tLnxNyFb6WouAzE2-iHfm6B9V/s1600/meryls.gif" width="245" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">well except fer the fact that he called me the next day ask'n what i thought of a 2nd date so i thought don't be a prick about it and told him politely that i was look'n fer someone closer to the top of the food change...i mean closer to my age!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">forward to a year later and i was now live'n in the uptown area with my</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhjv8slqbLtAhejsKx558Uj6eJ5JYjmNviaszYTm_QvtLOa6zzxaLZ5CaRJKfK70EsO3azKYm2_ifjfI_oz_5P6vydLVrJXiTlZQIgVJTijcdRFuewvIEcJ1pNnX6rfEA5nzlVNZqJKgkqP/s1600/dig+dug.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="540" data-original-width="720" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhjv8slqbLtAhejsKx558Uj6eJ5JYjmNviaszYTm_QvtLOa6zzxaLZ5CaRJKfK70EsO3azKYm2_ifjfI_oz_5P6vydLVrJXiTlZQIgVJTijcdRFuewvIEcJ1pNnX6rfEA5nzlVNZqJKgkqP/s320/dig+dug.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">very 1st roomie at the time Doug (who i no longer dig anymore just FYI) we were as inseparable as a moth to a flamer (in a non sexual way) bs'n one lazy afternoon when he came home from a difficult day at the park (hey...i don't judge people's professions...i just report 'em) he happened to have the latest fag rag in his hand that he tossed it on our coffee table...<span style="text-align: left;">which H-E-L-L-O (we were almost 22 after all) consisted of a large microwave box covered in a printed pillow case...</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhO2UdjGqhL6A9GrGNU03sYAOJdXsLol0QEqy_0jxmRyac255S2AXWWll8zIEgl3h9x_ARu_MHm5mUFnOrAKC1sCeV4UkJN4qr6OEBBEK4x5igs7vqpEX0X6p5hyphenhyphenm7rkPQ5jx_UGepD2tO_/s1600/bosum.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="283" data-original-width="380" height="238" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhO2UdjGqhL6A9GrGNU03sYAOJdXsLol0QEqy_0jxmRyac255S2AXWWll8zIEgl3h9x_ARu_MHm5mUFnOrAKC1sCeV4UkJN4qr6OEBBEK4x5igs7vqpEX0X6p5hyphenhyphenm7rkPQ5jx_UGepD2tO_/s320/bosum.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">like most under privileged rectally retarded roomies had done with limited income at the time...cuz we were more concerned about the 3D'sd (dance'n...drink'n and dick'n our days away)</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">i happened to notice the guy on the cover as the 1st date i ever had when</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWc14RzBD-wPniAUBFU_KcwP5VLKTMxEqMVqXvKpzNzkuKQFybQikw6aAz2wZ1-7PHcSPqxI7fz9ddO6gi7mJLLFXzGbjv1Gdej8p85eas62UDPM1jaFiM8e4siJutKP0cGyYdZ52w5XNjBXHu67D70rITTtszQ57wlMrwT9mscm7BGEqAmu_MLzQrgT4-/s320/kkshit.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="260" data-original-width="320" height="260" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWc14RzBD-wPniAUBFU_KcwP5VLKTMxEqMVqXvKpzNzkuKQFybQikw6aAz2wZ1-7PHcSPqxI7fz9ddO6gi7mJLLFXzGbjv1Gdej8p85eas62UDPM1jaFiM8e4siJutKP0cGyYdZ52w5XNjBXHu67D70rITTtszQ57wlMrwT9mscm7BGEqAmu_MLzQrgT4-/s1600/kkshit.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">i came across him on the phone line on one non productive day at work scrubb'n out the urinals just try'na pass time a year earlier...i thought to myself as i picked up the rag...damn...he's in the paper on the front page and i was too damn lazy to walk with him to his dwell'ns that one windy spring nite...what was i think'n?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">turns out that it was a good thing that i had listened to the flutterbies in my </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0-PCYTdBlX8brimS6CuOcgM4hMP-SFVGYJCcDsQCmfNanIf4Q2TqCLf25elncdQEI0BifAyaWlmWqsI-_36A4NQU4J0AxlmzgFSNoID24xeWGzT_nxL0mXgaMkgxNe42iF_F_g0IdkCMu/s1600/gun.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="274" data-original-width="499" height="175" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0-PCYTdBlX8brimS6CuOcgM4hMP-SFVGYJCcDsQCmfNanIf4Q2TqCLf25elncdQEI0BifAyaWlmWqsI-_36A4NQU4J0AxlmzgFSNoID24xeWGzT_nxL0mXgaMkgxNe42iF_F_g0IdkCMu/s320/gun.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">gut <span style="text-align: left;">that even'n fer a change...cuz 2 months after our dismal date...</span><a href="http://www.startribune.com/minneapolis-murders-targeted-gays-in-1990s/512683912/" style="text-align: left;">it turns out my date had gunned down 21 year old Joel Larson in Loring Park in the back...and then a month later...he went after former state senator 48 year old John Chenoweth with his 19 year old trick of the nite Cord Drazst...at bare ass beach along the Mississippi river...luckily fer Drazst though he was able to bar hop with his buddies after that horrible incident...that i would run into on occasion while bar hopp'n...that is....until he was 32</a> ((leave it to my dearest friend Peetrinella and her X to indoctrinate me into non discretional pick-up life at bare ass beach in the midnite hour just a year earlier) apparently my "date" aspired to be the latest serial killer at that moment in time (everyone's gotta have goals i guess)</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><span style="text-align: center;">don't even get me started about the 3 days after i'd moved to Milwaukee..</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0USUBnmCR0zHQ828tpwI2zGIa6yie1wWBsnq5LkoxUGrxhTd9R3O3ZeNtDGK7eVHHCWbUBMjyc6_-t3TINVz-cFQHDb_5MAIoBgB2VuP9RkjWa99rX1SSqtM-GITQJ-DJeCDKv7FaqqcRfoMJLSBenH1iohZD9oI0wzjzO2zRwluInGxFrBHzP8cp9uzM/s540/dahmer.webp" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="285" data-original-width="540" height="169" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0USUBnmCR0zHQ828tpwI2zGIa6yie1wWBsnq5LkoxUGrxhTd9R3O3ZeNtDGK7eVHHCWbUBMjyc6_-t3TINVz-cFQHDb_5MAIoBgB2VuP9RkjWa99rX1SSqtM-GITQJ-DJeCDKv7FaqqcRfoMJLSBenH1iohZD9oI0wzjzO2zRwluInGxFrBHzP8cp9uzM/s320/dahmer.webp" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">in the winter of 1992 and the Dahmer trials where all over the front pages (not that i hadda worry if he wasn't caught yet...well...cuz he only liked dark meat apparently)</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZ4tjH7VdHgXRlhqFdVmhVy13ph2HXO815Y-Y4Km3wKI4gXfflTZaU06UZWQ2RQa2OpXS5i188FE1XyLFvGTkm5SwQ6ihI6B05n906SjTrJKXVRXCjE6o-uSgGeE4nG4JyWGrw9nSrINIRN2amTIoVhUifUmZt0LIXkpZ76P8zTcDHyjLPLTkFAOSl1PQx/s268/andrew.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="268" data-original-width="268" height="268" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZ4tjH7VdHgXRlhqFdVmhVy13ph2HXO815Y-Y4Km3wKI4gXfflTZaU06UZWQ2RQa2OpXS5i188FE1XyLFvGTkm5SwQ6ihI6B05n906SjTrJKXVRXCjE6o-uSgGeE4nG4JyWGrw9nSrINIRN2amTIoVhUifUmZt0LIXkpZ76P8zTcDHyjLPLTkFAOSl1PQx/s1600/andrew.gif" width="268" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">or how i used to check in Andrew Cunanan at the gym i was work'n at downtown once i had moved back to Minneapolis before he went on his shoot'n spree...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9Ta1qGZ13me1VhjkrwGJbV15pOBYV1xFURHqms5qjcLnDRgLRXN2hxD-ppEsQHWE8w5Ul1pYzjesBZ5WDLplFknUsVBvbW8LtAGXpOp3dFamoSZVBDj1E0WJhw55m1-TUjBL_iznvO9GsaRrzGSXhhFwBR2GqweNlgv2UZAACpmNwirO4YI2fdD3BDgA-/s498/luke.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="498" data-original-width="485" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9Ta1qGZ13me1VhjkrwGJbV15pOBYV1xFURHqms5qjcLnDRgLRXN2hxD-ppEsQHWE8w5Ul1pYzjesBZ5WDLplFknUsVBvbW8LtAGXpOp3dFamoSZVBDj1E0WJhw55m1-TUjBL_iznvO9GsaRrzGSXhhFwBR2GqweNlgv2UZAACpmNwirO4YI2fdD3BDgA-/s320/luke.gif" width="312" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">or my other date i had met in my early middle 20's late one nite or early one morn'n (depend'n on how you wanna look at it) who's left prosthetic arm fell off onto my entry way floor when i let him inside my apt (just a simple minor detail he fergot to mention to me when we were chatt'n on line i guess) now don't get me wrong...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibs3icLRpMICGBNr9pFDPdNUY0RsWJpLHikeVMHQOCPOXBAz3UTmvOoxnCf1Fx1UcRVVU5mU_f_O5YWsQIwYVrC9churI6Tw0INLJDvJwjdBBrjtTh4KfG-llJcU7S6G-G6jD003EcXGm4PyN9xlNGTQi2Y5HT_3wn-GvfhME3DEzVX6rAchCGgh1Uwr6t/s500/hook.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="196" data-original-width="500" height="125" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibs3icLRpMICGBNr9pFDPdNUY0RsWJpLHikeVMHQOCPOXBAz3UTmvOoxnCf1Fx1UcRVVU5mU_f_O5YWsQIwYVrC9churI6Tw0INLJDvJwjdBBrjtTh4KfG-llJcU7S6G-G6jD003EcXGm4PyN9xlNGTQi2Y5HT_3wn-GvfhME3DEzVX6rAchCGgh1Uwr6t/s320/hook.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">i have absolutely zero issues with the handicap so don't turn this into some PC picket parader on my supple snow white A-double snakes...nonetheless...i informed Dr Hook that it would be best if he could kindly just pick up his appendage and look fer another peter'd pansy to poke at that nite!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="text-align: center;">then there was that one time pre-wanna-be-serial-killer-date...in the hot</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCF__nXfmm8uQ2houoey3GKMGtlK9VybmSHQVc1R3Q1lBL5LDqF1w_no_IA4EI31zxUQ9iuFY93KZgUTacI6vscyI98qLUzaBAdASAlXQmuurFQ2ESEg9QxBbkVjGNpNGLDMQZj_qBd-d49UeY7kYlJ5tTPPPokMsHJ_NcteR0wRYnnYro0OILbYzzpu0P/s425/arnold.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="228" data-original-width="425" height="172" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCF__nXfmm8uQ2houoey3GKMGtlK9VybmSHQVc1R3Q1lBL5LDqF1w_no_IA4EI31zxUQ9iuFY93KZgUTacI6vscyI98qLUzaBAdASAlXQmuurFQ2ESEg9QxBbkVjGNpNGLDMQZj_qBd-d49UeY7kYlJ5tTPPPokMsHJ_NcteR0wRYnnYro0OILbYzzpu0P/s320/arnold.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">summer of 1990 when i was wait'n fer my cuz's hubs to pick me up from St Paul on the corner 3 blocks from where i currently reside...when this juiced up shirtless hot tamale pulled a gigantor hunt'n knife on me late one nite and told me to "get off his block" and that is a direct quote (cuz apparently...2 nites later someone did not take his demands so seriously)</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">and lastly was the time i hadda save a failed fling from his "str8" married </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgnEsmzpnsVaKvzdqKfULY4e-sAl7sRCasVzGqwsSj2R23gtv-LBd7-2jf24BxstV0huanuEu1McxzOBLiRchPYZrOkeWS2Jd5BNlJFaxA2HcPxjzSWM_ZE6D-eVhg3SBudfnX8typwNiKDMIQMew7BfUlaTQL9bVyI7Cr8z14rQwsYvnNFAHdDIuaQ88UP/s328/gene.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="246" data-original-width="328" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgnEsmzpnsVaKvzdqKfULY4e-sAl7sRCasVzGqwsSj2R23gtv-LBd7-2jf24BxstV0huanuEu1McxzOBLiRchPYZrOkeWS2Jd5BNlJFaxA2HcPxjzSWM_ZE6D-eVhg3SBudfnX8typwNiKDMIQMew7BfUlaTQL9bVyI7Cr8z14rQwsYvnNFAHdDIuaQ88UP/s320/gene.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">feckless fuck from Fridley that he had met online (the same place i had met my 2nd fling a month later in 1990) and said fling had lured him into false pretenses to pick him up and gett'n a free ride over to my apt in hopes of a meaningful menage a trois i guess without my knowledge and without give'n him "the ride of his life" like he had promised apparently so i was left to MEAN GENE OKERLUND this impromptu cage match in my front yard on the corner of crackville avenue and hooker junction in the wee hours of the nite with these 2 unhinged horny hustler's (and honestly...i should'a got paid fer that one!)</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">if i were a cat...statistics say i should have only about 3 more lives left...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZPbGmQy50cf7JTgVhGLDli3wPPZS90rvQVzekiLg6LcFPu8x6_M-jS23x_RzYs615VIH5rtjWVJ_53VD3zBn4vpxS_jNJdFzlf5IJM0rDvZJwIRkhYp4J8xPcmLK4qxFhJv5lQKNqMHN4ZchXj63ZxVdX361tiPGhNjBSSdr2LviUXukYztjHQDqL3IHZ/s1125/clown.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1097" data-original-width="1125" height="312" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZPbGmQy50cf7JTgVhGLDli3wPPZS90rvQVzekiLg6LcFPu8x6_M-jS23x_RzYs615VIH5rtjWVJ_53VD3zBn4vpxS_jNJdFzlf5IJM0rDvZJwIRkhYp4J8xPcmLK4qxFhJv5lQKNqMHN4ZchXj63ZxVdX361tiPGhNjBSSdr2LviUXukYztjHQDqL3IHZ/s320/clown.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">so until another clown comes along...</span>GET OFF MY DRESS!</div>Mattress Feverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03123224966230037503noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3720865673458747444.post-22036938557799216302023-10-08T19:20:00.021-05:002023-10-09T11:05:14.830-05:00INFLUENTIAL IDIOCRACY <div style="text-align: left;">there are many aspects of our entire existence <span style="text-align: center;">where we will make highly </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQf5LekXt-NqJjuJo2eFSgimSW6XYsIKY1tfZyQ2NKHigylsJkMpVhMN26RjEUf-aq6A2_V5ExeoAGwtAt3D2Ig3fwHQ_EJbFuQXmgdpOrMJY6UjRlFPoHfQx-0SWfwEr64kO1nkHx4bILcSHlqfNpcmYdYTOZ9KvklU_sKiQkXuys88MD-CcHwpqjxTqs/s540/meryl.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="340" data-original-width="540" height="201" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQf5LekXt-NqJjuJo2eFSgimSW6XYsIKY1tfZyQ2NKHigylsJkMpVhMN26RjEUf-aq6A2_V5ExeoAGwtAt3D2Ig3fwHQ_EJbFuQXmgdpOrMJY6UjRlFPoHfQx-0SWfwEr64kO1nkHx4bILcSHlqfNpcmYdYTOZ9KvklU_sKiQkXuys88MD-CcHwpqjxTqs/s320/meryl.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div><div style="text-align: center;">questionable choices before we ultimately kick the can...<span style="text-align: left;">whether yer just some </span>immature teenrage'n ejaculate'n oscar meyer weiner warrior try'na hide stock piles of crusty mummified tube socks buried in every nook and cranny of yer closet to some postmenopausal nightmare with her knickers in a knot try'n to recapture her dwindled youth by become'n the self appointed neighborhood nazi...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitbxTnINmOdMAHProUGBdmLCR-F6L_sXZFH6AZcEc03h6UguF07b6qHDRMfdUiq1LG1n70zYOS_bCnt9Hi56-DBSn3RsXzC63wKVENSavi3OPFLhu-ATK8fTVLFYBPJ2f0tkw4LFVIuSm5jmy85DINfBONLHbpDza_86dhxgSnppRBbwzO8R1PslVA7xAE/s220/swift.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="220" data-original-width="220" height="220" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitbxTnINmOdMAHProUGBdmLCR-F6L_sXZFH6AZcEc03h6UguF07b6qHDRMfdUiq1LG1n70zYOS_bCnt9Hi56-DBSn3RsXzC63wKVENSavi3OPFLhu-ATK8fTVLFYBPJ2f0tkw4LFVIuSm5jmy85DINfBONLHbpDza_86dhxgSnppRBbwzO8R1PslVA7xAE/s1600/swift.gif" width="220" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">prevent'n someone deliver'n pizza to a customer in their cul-de-sac just cuz they're wear'n a <a href="https://open.spotify.com/artist/06HL4z0CvFAxyc27GXpf02?autoplay=true">TAYLOR SWIFT</a> tee (oh and their skin color just happens to match the cuntasaurus's shit stained eyes) take'n chances with our own fate in hopes to garner a reputation as some sorta asinine bad-ass to yer plethora of non-existent on-line "friends" and flocks of fuckless fucks is an all too unfortunate socially accepted norm these days</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">in the late 60's there was the simple amusement of 2 innocent tempered </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhAAsoa9OXtq2kFmR0aRFdwfEdZDUF0oNQRptPLjXTtMiikEHKq_FV0TPxzw3Dnvz08xag9L7qaqBznqsD-BG6b-ymJiZuPA0UEZlaCeEBHrHtj_hU6ViHgiFHCpKiLrJJDOCJiyl2c8uAHJlELyFXsoLJ2l0aCKVoQjlYZG7et8DKyLCFRGWzPpY2UiReo/s200/dartss.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="118" data-original-width="200" height="118" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhAAsoa9OXtq2kFmR0aRFdwfEdZDUF0oNQRptPLjXTtMiikEHKq_FV0TPxzw3Dnvz08xag9L7qaqBznqsD-BG6b-ymJiZuPA0UEZlaCeEBHrHtj_hU6ViHgiFHCpKiLrJJDOCJiyl2c8uAHJlELyFXsoLJ2l0aCKVoQjlYZG7et8DKyLCFRGWzPpY2UiReo/s1600/dartss.gif" width="200" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">and neighborhood thanks to the </span><span style="text-align: left;">colorfully</span><span style="text-align: left;"> </span><span style="text-align: left;">coated </span>missiles of death innocently labeled "LAWN DARTS" that paired you up in teams to launch yer ammo to the other end of the yard...hopefully hitt'n it into the confines of the targeted area placed on the opposite side (though if that one prissy pustule in pig tails was outside of their safe zone from yer school who always tries to make you look like some buffoon in ballet class that you play with only cuz they live on yer block...you made damn sure that they were the actual intended target) which was actually a reproduction stolen from the ancient Romans who 1st invented them called "<a href="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plumbata">PLUMBATA</a>" back in 500 bc (and i'm pretty sure they weren't play'n around fer shits and giggles back then) however...eventually they were banned by 1988 due to the fact they caused over 6,000 hospital related injuries and 2 unfortunate deaths </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhoyhGjnBt9GWEnupr9F7L4OQfQ_7eAeOz1xeis_3nM-6XXWLwtU_taDg-uOXG_9ysLgFNF550vDBKXbIv8M5iZ47aT2oqKmAjt1Mm90a283F6JJJCoqMmqeAjDje1A4fuGQtVfsTOSzDp4oNuOLa1nEJNQLKMrglhVN2wx0IQB3ZolbcVmUVJbjRye8ATu/s250/stuck.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="188" data-original-width="250" height="188" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhoyhGjnBt9GWEnupr9F7L4OQfQ_7eAeOz1xeis_3nM-6XXWLwtU_taDg-uOXG_9ysLgFNF550vDBKXbIv8M5iZ47aT2oqKmAjt1Mm90a283F6JJJCoqMmqeAjDje1A4fuGQtVfsTOSzDp4oNuOLa1nEJNQLKMrglhVN2wx0IQB3ZolbcVmUVJbjRye8ATu/s1600/stuck.gif" width="250" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">(ummm...just an FYI...i had already invented that stunt in the back of my dad's yellow city pick-up truck in the winter of 1976...so there's still some ongoin' litigation over copyright infringements with the director of that flick to this day)</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHJVEkJV6X1fW2e0pUCtdSVnhfu86OwrtNL9FfYXk5C5YPbj-iWzYbQxmDrjmIercUZXXFSxb8413mADjedCezFtCMBqvjaJZl6UpvKdgr7g62ecCMMgrybsFQVxf3Bzkw6cImz7VG3Dl8UAmBnUC0-zdHiG1MwE5_nIgtU5ajExJK4A8LhBwoSCECk3NA/s617/butt10.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="617" data-original-width="387" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHJVEkJV6X1fW2e0pUCtdSVnhfu86OwrtNL9FfYXk5C5YPbj-iWzYbQxmDrjmIercUZXXFSxb8413mADjedCezFtCMBqvjaJZl6UpvKdgr7g62ecCMMgrybsFQVxf3Bzkw6cImz7VG3Dl8UAmBnUC0-zdHiG1MwE5_nIgtU5ajExJK4A8LhBwoSCECk3NA/s320/butt10.jpg" width="201" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">BUTT...here we are</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">with the rise of reality tv in the past 20 years send'n all of the great song </div><div style="text-align: justify;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEirsGDSOIl5Yef-SLCDcU1RYPysBppMC6h3GrV9UdYd6TlBKz-BoKX-KcdAo7ydhXn_Tl1Mg8CIBGqeZ5GcfoOm1ssf5jY7yubXWj3cE9uDX-jRgri_cvsyrMfHv2U6I4LXS7S_kuuhrkVDbz1gienciPpesAac4d5UCiLFsoy0FSWzJljPg0Fuk0i5KKCG/s310/three's.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="233" data-original-width="310" height="233" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEirsGDSOIl5Yef-SLCDcU1RYPysBppMC6h3GrV9UdYd6TlBKz-BoKX-KcdAo7ydhXn_Tl1Mg8CIBGqeZ5GcfoOm1ssf5jY7yubXWj3cE9uDX-jRgri_cvsyrMfHv2U6I4LXS7S_kuuhrkVDbz1gienciPpesAac4d5UCiLFsoy0FSWzJljPg0Fuk0i5KKCG/s1600/three's.gif" width="310" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">write'n </span><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvg3WtG8QnA">theme show composers</a> straight to the unemployment line...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7LLS3j1LpPk3moVuGXM7YPeqrHy86_VFicoUjkBaMCw9azXj8nhQCAbnX4VJWxJlC_DOBJSrhFcDNGNbdSfPw9MYmZ8cxYMD2XgI7tdVvgwuDbfSb2Nv6__JqtJPSr9FRtERE7RfyavY4komTYqiOlOcunP26wNR_0tEfNKwS5k6WuK18ggLBuyH3RHTG/s480/counter.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="480" data-original-width="480" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7LLS3j1LpPk3moVuGXM7YPeqrHy86_VFicoUjkBaMCw9azXj8nhQCAbnX4VJWxJlC_DOBJSrhFcDNGNbdSfPw9MYmZ8cxYMD2XgI7tdVvgwuDbfSb2Nv6__JqtJPSr9FRtERE7RfyavY4komTYqiOlOcunP26wNR_0tEfNKwS5k6WuK18ggLBuyH3RHTG/s320/counter.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">would regrettably bring the rise to the instant oatmeal fame via TIKTOK challenges and YOUTUBE pranksters gett'n as many views as possible along with a paycheck from corporate giants all cuz they can't deal with the value of an honest days pay by sling'n fries and frosty shakes fer cuntasaurus's behind a counter all day (like their predecessors before them had to)</div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJeTb8bTpcW79jyWey3ROIFqV3jwLu_oHVQ0qx_kmKFyHbh8JvRTZG8qksfHw7OymtVCTnx6l_LiNDqP1wPEHQ51hDyKCO2TZMv8FnPuWFn2TB5i5HzNrT29F4zzJcc0CT6fQ31w2uUPJysPfegXXM5-PiAwqKRBjbQyk6AEBSOnM47pTvv8_3cCsKG4Fu/s619/tidepod.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="465" data-original-width="619" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJeTb8bTpcW79jyWey3ROIFqV3jwLu_oHVQ0qx_kmKFyHbh8JvRTZG8qksfHw7OymtVCTnx6l_LiNDqP1wPEHQ51hDyKCO2TZMv8FnPuWFn2TB5i5HzNrT29F4zzJcc0CT6fQ31w2uUPJysPfegXXM5-PiAwqKRBjbQyk6AEBSOnM47pTvv8_3cCsKG4Fu/s320/tidepod.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"> cuz that'll never get them their personalized Maserati by may they need fer their insta followers to gawk at...with the biggest of these insane challenges i ever heard about bein that of the tide pod challenge which were mostly influence'n kids between the ages of catastrophe to a cuntruffle to play russian roulette with their own life basically!</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">another one of these asinine challenges that i was completely outta the </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgV-ZtD2A4AXIx81lnz1C-JjEvWHBWyMqYVO794o1ZysbRfpUCrVVONe_fS1P8j5lfFIifypDGOnnAIzP1V1_O1q83ItsThR67o6TcNIDH9kbMV8UD4KkCvZfWz0FaGHHYyoprI7s3dx7qtqjMEMfWuiDS8ZWaRgUEaJdAtqyXJa7iJ8I2bhUhaVb2wlOBN/s500/freddy.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="286" data-original-width="500" height="183" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgV-ZtD2A4AXIx81lnz1C-JjEvWHBWyMqYVO794o1ZysbRfpUCrVVONe_fS1P8j5lfFIifypDGOnnAIzP1V1_O1q83ItsThR67o6TcNIDH9kbMV8UD4KkCvZfWz0FaGHHYyoprI7s3dx7qtqjMEMfWuiDS8ZWaRgUEaJdAtqyXJa7iJ8I2bhUhaVb2wlOBN/s320/freddy.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">loop with was the idiotically insane fire challenge that consisted of douse'n parts of yer body with a flammable liquid then start'n yerself on fire while film'n it before it goes out...i'm almost positive (don't worry i got my results back last week...i'm still negative just like my outlook on life as a whole) that this one's called the non-cremation challenge but what do i know?</div><br /><div style="text-align: left;">one that shocked the total shit outta me was the Nyquil chicken challenge</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgkpPQjrRL_eSZGTvDH4g5dPo13YJ7Qmic3BidtNrsT_J3cb9gM5DUpxOuKf9wAD4_Y2DzDgwQj9sJBAY-2eJfgzKqRXpr25UQ1gTAb-V8XO5fpN_aqe4KBPxVu9JXrzNnb32a907jhjyTEI82j6JBioyiMa_x75bEbCEDSJyQfy2rNluj6x4g8HX8j7661/s638/sanders.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="472" data-original-width="638" height="237" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgkpPQjrRL_eSZGTvDH4g5dPo13YJ7Qmic3BidtNrsT_J3cb9gM5DUpxOuKf9wAD4_Y2DzDgwQj9sJBAY-2eJfgzKqRXpr25UQ1gTAb-V8XO5fpN_aqe4KBPxVu9JXrzNnb32a907jhjyTEI82j6JBioyiMa_x75bEbCEDSJyQfy2rNluj6x4g8HX8j7661/s320/sanders.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">which i'm pretty sure was not intended to be associated in any way shape or form with Colonel Sanders secret recipe by any means</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">or YOUTUBER's try'na bug the complete and utter shit outta as many </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWB-J-x219tNB51iQoQUwQIv8pdnZDgyVqz23XsFxw2PfBuAyt7whl5GonLywIp7epblEljGLN0Gv_Uws4Ul0UfIBXD0WcH-Yuf5CX6EiUk7PBnlSE6tVdG5L1E-_R_9d2QC2YGwGwleY-O02-Wtli-pbN2rraWUYAtcicqtis-S98a_t3oqBN72rYwNZD/s480/pizza.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="480" data-original-width="480" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjWB-J-x219tNB51iQoQUwQIv8pdnZDgyVqz23XsFxw2PfBuAyt7whl5GonLywIp7epblEljGLN0Gv_Uws4Ul0UfIBXD0WcH-Yuf5CX6EiUk7PBnlSE6tVdG5L1E-_R_9d2QC2YGwGwleY-O02-Wtli-pbN2rraWUYAtcicqtis-S98a_t3oqBN72rYwNZD/s320/pizza.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">unaware </span>shoppers or sidewalk strollers as possible just fer a knee jerk reaction <span style="text-align: center;">to get as many "likes" as possible and a payday on their channel which consists of millions of lobotomized brain dead followers (though it's totally childish) be that as it may...<a href="https://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/northern-virginia/video-shows-encounter-between-youtube-prankster-and-food-delivery-driver-who-shot-him/3433999/">back in april of this year one particular piss ant YOUTUBER did his damndest to annoy the fiddler's fuck outta some food service delivery guy who was pick'n up an order fer a customer in a Virginia mall when some 21 year old dipshit with a death wish got in his face over a stupid audio record'n to get this worker's reaction to post on his social media channel</a>...</span>however...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhm220TWV1k5-P0chIBBOq2d8uqwr5D7rfO5rs4NgSasmHOK5ljEMFXVk0uByyZNsqjBOCirz0xtgFmyhCMynz1WhN0enrAEQS0IXa1UxVD8madOA6TwEpcOGrvpdoopknBqptASaajdFljbKS8Ak3VxIIKLExPeEvhiJ1tAE2NoJab7HYroGAQS3Ke7f3v/s480/gunsmoke.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="354" data-original-width="480" height="236" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhm220TWV1k5-P0chIBBOq2d8uqwr5D7rfO5rs4NgSasmHOK5ljEMFXVk0uByyZNsqjBOCirz0xtgFmyhCMynz1WhN0enrAEQS0IXa1UxVD8madOA6TwEpcOGrvpdoopknBqptASaajdFljbKS8Ak3VxIIKLExPeEvhiJ1tAE2NoJab7HYroGAQS3Ke7f3v/s320/gunsmoke.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">just like in baseball...3 strikes means yer out and that's exactly what happened when food courier Alan Colie gave this jackass jokester with 3 attempts to calmly yet sternly tell him to stop bein' an annoy'n asswipe until he was left with no other option so he pulled out his loaded pocket protector from his dish rag wind breaker and took the wind right outta the pain in the ass prankster with a single shot to the stomach</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">these pranksters and "influencers" wanna act like they're some sorta </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7DalgxqtKDcruZPgv1qdWg9fal2AiTky2-w_gN9frXqCCbWD0SMIsxSIHLC945m43CCuHW1PlBDShALfyIByaBOhCTuydPrwAW95yzWTn5JmeqS7exOZSABX9bMNd7Jvws7vfbPHbZX05E1kg7QfOG6Rb6jYdoN7Hd1_gmK1SKyldqOq8Oa1qEVcfCEEw/s2000/slide.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1333" data-original-width="2000" height="213" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7DalgxqtKDcruZPgv1qdWg9fal2AiTky2-w_gN9frXqCCbWD0SMIsxSIHLC945m43CCuHW1PlBDShALfyIByaBOhCTuydPrwAW95yzWTn5JmeqS7exOZSABX9bMNd7Jvws7vfbPHbZX05E1kg7QfOG6Rb6jYdoN7Hd1_gmK1SKyldqOq8Oa1qEVcfCEEw/s320/slide.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">super </span>power bad ass just cuz they're give'n an astronomical bank account to be as asshole and expect no accountability...the thing is Gen Z'er's...us Gen X'ers survived on a helluva lot less shit and hadda put up with a helluva lot more (without out any video proof to haunt us later on in life) like try'n not to get 3rd degree burns from endless hours slide'n down lucifer's metal tongue durin' the boil'n hot summers of the 1970's and the 1980's...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_oQW-7wUZC_44lxiU7nKyfmbhyphenhyphenxpXBJ2iYV6nItrI8hV_DS8t8SyaGqIPnS6SeYq8gh81hNqNCaiGpyd5MIbTRTKuYjTNxXGyEGQylTzZGm9-QO5mlKIfrosdFv0_zNb7yxiUNbRTVvXzlFddjqk47SODl9fczmziKIdCLMy34L6e80rpSPQA8owmuHy_/s380/merry.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="269" data-original-width="380" height="227" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_oQW-7wUZC_44lxiU7nKyfmbhyphenhyphenxpXBJ2iYV6nItrI8hV_DS8t8SyaGqIPnS6SeYq8gh81hNqNCaiGpyd5MIbTRTKuYjTNxXGyEGQylTzZGm9-QO5mlKIfrosdFv0_zNb7yxiUNbRTVvXzlFddjqk47SODl9fczmziKIdCLMy34L6e80rpSPQA8owmuHy_/s320/merry.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">include'n cling'n on fer dear life every time we decided to hop aboard the wheel of death in the park...<span style="text-align: center;">so trust me...a large portion of us Gen X'ers ain't putt'n up with ANY of yer fuckery these days so think twice before come'n up with the latest "must do" influential/stupid bullshit pranks!</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: center;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="text-align: center;">here’s a lil advice fer all you wannabe personal fortune 500 machines </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="821" data-original-width="771" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOYQUdfWHTiMT6l94kgMvPywoqau-fk3fzf058fuN1k48dvmOXjLpsmEvTcHDhyphenhyphen3BKbho1R6M2miC6q5gmRWRO0rBUFR33NbMPEdGbzWyQzXjt6mJejJyNCkrkY0O7N_EOcTTlpG2HeWyaQsH310VZVpbFd-LldE_7rMXlSH8tz4LPLrnEtdvnrX_bHdV9/s320/A21F89CB-280D-426B-89EE-7906099A7609.jpeg" width="301" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">in yer demeaner...<a href="https://votefab40.com/2023/colleen-remlinger">why not vote fer this marvelous matriarch by click'n here</a></div></div>Mattress Feverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03123224966230037503noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3720865673458747444.post-60352826413001943192023-10-02T07:08:00.004-05:002023-10-02T07:44:10.761-05:00TIME TO MAKE TO DOE...NUTS!we've all had those utter mundane jobs at some point in our life...<span style="text-align: center;">up to </span><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDB-qS-bbGQY_YYwCpLCyDFhNGYCzuy_RmQghvX6LwvxhH6CxL8HYMtCrp28FQd3VX26hDAjmYBDahzZrc4hFIiLMX5CQV5ssaTXJrMp5dGdcR_7qNz1G8oCdxhG549mRLgkX7c0IYw-qtCsAUe7DSabatQHec4HGJdMyKsgp4Cxhgm4_8bbcPsxutcNYv/s640/donuts.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="522" data-original-width="640" height="261" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDB-qS-bbGQY_YYwCpLCyDFhNGYCzuy_RmQghvX6LwvxhH6CxL8HYMtCrp28FQd3VX26hDAjmYBDahzZrc4hFIiLMX5CQV5ssaTXJrMp5dGdcR_7qNz1G8oCdxhG549mRLgkX7c0IYw-qtCsAUe7DSabatQHec4HGJdMyKsgp4Cxhgm4_8bbcPsxutcNYv/s320/donuts.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">and include'n those that begin with blow...that you know goin into it is gonna work yer last nerve...nonetheless...outta sheer laziness...yer always hope'n fer the best in the end</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjSxR35wZFR5Uj_d5XM_5ongcGa4U64JD7wmwHQo4qA5Tx2a8i7XUTRZs8a7sKVoypbfLTnzmo8SJxrK91weWkpsKD_qP8xHwXNunnnC1OfxA7F-Fo4v0mzHVcVFi8zbd4-Ci413Wix1L8b/s1600/chocolate.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="240" data-original-width="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjSxR35wZFR5Uj_d5XM_5ongcGa4U64JD7wmwHQo4qA5Tx2a8i7XUTRZs8a7sKVoypbfLTnzmo8SJxrK91weWkpsKD_qP8xHwXNunnnC1OfxA7F-Fo4v0mzHVcVFi8zbd4-Ci413Wix1L8b/s1600/chocolate.gif" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">even though...9 times outta 10...you know yer just gonna end up punch'n into Charlie's chocolate factory (call it intuition if you must)</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="text-align: left;">i believe it was one Mr. Johnny Paycheck who sang the anthem fer all</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqO-SfL7GSH2XmBp1lMW1G-BW7EQb-P84GGUcRbdc5ZxDsQDbKSb4e8V8p7aPFMMzMPULzfUnqmqW8ePP85j3JtR41GUvQh0gACC0CtRNGtrHYZ7HcLzzuu3I3zJbL3gwrTymKKvjBRGV3Bg4hW-yDf3QUlB-F_I_JZrV9NOqOCYM0gQAV3p3RADa33FE7/s200/734EE06E-8A9F-4A23-A26D-D1627C4A94A7.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="113" data-original-width="200" height="113" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqO-SfL7GSH2XmBp1lMW1G-BW7EQb-P84GGUcRbdc5ZxDsQDbKSb4e8V8p7aPFMMzMPULzfUnqmqW8ePP85j3JtR41GUvQh0gACC0CtRNGtrHYZ7HcLzzuu3I3zJbL3gwrTymKKvjBRGV3Bg4hW-yDf3QUlB-F_I_JZrV9NOqOCYM0gQAV3p3RADa33FE7/s1600/734EE06E-8A9F-4A23-A26D-D1627C4A94A7.gif" width="200" /></a></div><div>those 9 to 5'ers out there that wished they were doin somethin' else with their professional life financially (like whale gutt'n in the arctic perhaps) with his 1977 hit </div><div>"<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I8sQNuUXBNw">TAKE THIS JOB AND SHOVE IT</a>"</div></div><br />live'n the luxurious lifestyle of an unintentionally internationally unknown<br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEju9gli0_O6FVJI05agecifmnBu95ooIYRn1UmKgVED7Dr60mHvHh6SbZUywfSWxt62ukGjG-3E-9rtulVZl-DrnmgnHUBqmkjyWJ6aonRmTq5gKkdUxhNtoLaNoNY7CIHKH7WWUc8Y7y_a/s1600/cracked.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="947" data-original-width="648" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEju9gli0_O6FVJI05agecifmnBu95ooIYRn1UmKgVED7Dr60mHvHh6SbZUywfSWxt62ukGjG-3E-9rtulVZl-DrnmgnHUBqmkjyWJ6aonRmTq5gKkdUxhNtoLaNoNY7CIHKH7WWUc8Y7y_a/s320/cracked.jpg" width="218" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">perform'n illusionist of yer own universe...ain't all what it's cracked up to be...it is...as one might say (that one bein' ME of course) albeit an extremely far far F-A-R stretch...though very akin in the same manner to the immortal words once muttered by everyone's fav-o-rit country chanteuse herself...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEig2dL6idL05BRA2JcHAkKHAmHJlo3x-vVRfUhwrJosJVWW_yBSAk2s1yQ-WU0sI7BayfFL6UtoUsIDnPXiwjVvL5aIX7Imn37I3EprLSvHmCnf6stz6f2IPauJ2y6m_BQC4jlqLox0VsHHjITHN0DqD68eaHZNER_yyMgk4HlcEU1L3jTrQ2DsDbpgw46L/s244/dolly.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="244" data-original-width="244" height="244" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEig2dL6idL05BRA2JcHAkKHAmHJlo3x-vVRfUhwrJosJVWW_yBSAk2s1yQ-WU0sI7BayfFL6UtoUsIDnPXiwjVvL5aIX7Imn37I3EprLSvHmCnf6stz6f2IPauJ2y6m_BQC4jlqLox0VsHHjITHN0DqD68eaHZNER_yyMgk4HlcEU1L3jTrQ2DsDbpgw46L/s1600/dolly.gif" width="244" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://open.spotify.com/artist/32vWCbZh0xZ4o9gkz4PsEU?autoplay=true">Mrs. Parton</a>...many moons ago..."it's costs a lot of money...to look this cheap!" however...though i'm back on the hunt fer another position to fulfill my destiny and my piggy bank...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiL26bm8fuY4bfgJoaUDIr81wMOKUcmjdouzk6WU7cN1hkw8BnovaSbywiUdA_qb0QeJz5x1RSUaqrGvye-KaIbJ8NRw-QlNzdz-PrpA4xX-RTq2HQ5c9zsdG0P1TBbl24dS5QUYJW1kc70Ttwr2DhIq8FrQzw-f9Lm4UMvOodc-C8FBqMRiQg86XLVJkGl/s498/delorean.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="255" data-original-width="498" height="164" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiL26bm8fuY4bfgJoaUDIr81wMOKUcmjdouzk6WU7cN1hkw8BnovaSbywiUdA_qb0QeJz5x1RSUaqrGvye-KaIbJ8NRw-QlNzdz-PrpA4xX-RTq2HQ5c9zsdG0P1TBbl24dS5QUYJW1kc70Ttwr2DhIq8FrQzw-f9Lm4UMvOodc-C8FBqMRiQg86XLVJkGl/s320/delorean.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">i DO NOT plan on suffer'n the same fate that i have in the past with past positions (whether it's behind a desk or behind a behind) so lemme go back in time</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div>when i started this bumble'n blog of whimsical words of witty non sense</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi0WdpCKHAtLkcIUJkIG8_-jk5mbYzj18C_ibzZd9ASRHcGLnRHPFmOcRQTYXLhpsJUkDx4vXsXJ1tNhRiQSf3-t12r1z1VY9B-CoTdTB2iKowRq_kSGNFtZRiUa-mzTGM4fpAH4g_7Ln0ofT0dUh5PPV8tGHbVqLKfbtKRIvknpjVBA7sT2Ur4NcbYj9VQ/s384/bank.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="270" data-original-width="384" height="225" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi0WdpCKHAtLkcIUJkIG8_-jk5mbYzj18C_ibzZd9ASRHcGLnRHPFmOcRQTYXLhpsJUkDx4vXsXJ1tNhRiQSf3-t12r1z1VY9B-CoTdTB2iKowRq_kSGNFtZRiUa-mzTGM4fpAH4g_7Ln0ofT0dUh5PPV8tGHbVqLKfbtKRIvknpjVBA7sT2Ur4NcbYj9VQ/s320/bank.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">over 13 years ago...i was work'n in the fraud department of some downtown financial industry that would simply become to be known as Twin City Fuckers to me! (which has since been bought out by another financial institution)</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>some could contemplate as to why i would suffer such indignity fer 10<br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh3HtsISfPwuWsXwSt9odFfD5V8ZgEn-XC7sa2veEabRuMmWtj4ZgX2poX8aCh_Q1PKSyzIEQP4xDtaz5RBY0oVc2y_mzZC4z16PUjEw8ojcDjMeEICEjAmrGM8o4jBodUlUKop9PcnAOx7/s1600/monkey.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="240" data-original-width="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh3HtsISfPwuWsXwSt9odFfD5V8ZgEn-XC7sa2veEabRuMmWtj4ZgX2poX8aCh_Q1PKSyzIEQP4xDtaz5RBY0oVc2y_mzZC4z16PUjEw8ojcDjMeEICEjAmrGM8o4jBodUlUKop9PcnAOx7/s1600/monkey.gif" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: center;">long and arduous years that i suffered at the hands of said company...cuz to be quiet honest...a monkey really could've done my job if it was trained properly...i guess the only real answer i could come up with was that i had unfortunately give'n myself one too many home lobotomy perms in the 90's...though i would attribute it mostly to the fact that i enjoyed the comradery i had with MOST of my co-workers...i said MOST!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgWze1EH0gciwmi-f0k8RocOx0Vod7AM7p0Nza27vG4sWK5iPIwraGroPiddSYG48UljZHwrq36JMTHYBsczBO_9HbxRFx1ZkTotTiHf9VPIU70UnbPkGR_TijMwxLSYzX1yIz_nNEEynLL/s1600/butt.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="320" data-original-width="218" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgWze1EH0gciwmi-f0k8RocOx0Vod7AM7p0Nza27vG4sWK5iPIwraGroPiddSYG48UljZHwrq36JMTHYBsczBO_9HbxRFx1ZkTotTiHf9VPIU70UnbPkGR_TijMwxLSYzX1yIz_nNEEynLL/s1600/butt.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">BUTT...lemme back it up to the beginn'n</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>i was eventually picked outta the rejected cattle call of applicants <span style="text-align: center;">and would become the newest fraud analyst to join the team </span><span style="text-align: center;">and fer the most </span><br /><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjkfaGbNFUminOapbr0A0W68daem7RRUVNIEW-QttyCPabEY7dABAtigbk3EaOHJs0rmm8GmJK2rSFgbb1fGA8UeMqcXoBom2JlWsSWbuzY20x9X9DhpaujcYvJDtda2mIBR9k5HmMGVuHGrTpxjUDjpu4P5ol3vXp33i94IRB6GPH5mRcpAStTZfHiI9oU/s220/run.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="167" data-original-width="220" height="167" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjkfaGbNFUminOapbr0A0W68daem7RRUVNIEW-QttyCPabEY7dABAtigbk3EaOHJs0rmm8GmJK2rSFgbb1fGA8UeMqcXoBom2JlWsSWbuzY20x9X9DhpaujcYvJDtda2mIBR9k5HmMGVuHGrTpxjUDjpu4P5ol3vXp33i94IRB6GPH5mRcpAStTZfHiI9oU/s1600/run.gif" width="220" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">i had FINALLY became a contestant as one of the company's popular ass kissers...referred to as employee of the month and was beyond excited since my average haul was roughly between $25g's to $50g's in fraud coins i got back fer the company...i assumed that the powers that be would be highly impressed and i would bequeath a handsome reward fit fer a queen of my stature...so i was ready to press my luck!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="266" data-original-width="360" height="236" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgZlF9ZPlKXWORjGAVwfWiC7wsEqeSporTxzJrna8DCMdmoH6syax-OtlPkMhQgw6cHVJe0jsGGMISCzi4UiMFifNbptXS17cBU6xKqTMi65A9iTlyoVndjzuAXCPt8WbkSWPVKxDJ3YCSlgn0-zIsXYj9UwQ36sMawpy2F-f0I54HsseL3PuN03aU0-HfK/s320/car.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">a new car?</div><div style="text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxxaC-svfUb7RQKrJ8-hK9c_x67h3MoMwOBpIUF6C8lgkXOQ2ySyQ7BTfh4lP-9_uylomvtrR_sdNm6m5aRgQrj_KYeJiNh7z0Ay2dmebhS3xDR2UD2j2gqI77dOyNxJ7tWEppznL-wFgv/s1600/caprini+green.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="594" data-original-width="539" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxxaC-svfUb7RQKrJ8-hK9c_x67h3MoMwOBpIUF6C8lgkXOQ2ySyQ7BTfh4lP-9_uylomvtrR_sdNm6m5aRgQrj_KYeJiNh7z0Ay2dmebhS3xDR2UD2j2gqI77dOyNxJ7tWEppznL-wFgv/s320/caprini+green.jpg" width="290" /></a></div></div><div style="text-align: center;">an all inclusive weekend vacation at the charming Cabrini-Green estates in Chicago, IL?</div><div style="text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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WHAAA?? an unintentionally internationally unknown perform'n </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIJX1AfJfoaBqxELyDybb6o9SU94jIIMt6rsetmbSwZaSl2d4VOtLjoO1mTv6STt-1WmA6OE4fGgdrpB6FHYh9V_oG7MXJD4JOBF5bIxnDhv3wNFAAH-g6i43QMEwSajy3QJhMZsctNq44/s1600/huh.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="228" data-original-width="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIJX1AfJfoaBqxELyDybb6o9SU94jIIMt6rsetmbSwZaSl2d4VOtLjoO1mTv6STt-1WmA6OE4fGgdrpB6FHYh9V_oG7MXJD4JOBF5bIxnDhv3wNFAAH-g6i43QMEwSajy3QJhMZsctNq44/s1600/huh.gif" /></a></div></div><div>illusionist of my own universe actually won a FUCK'N $2 coupon off popcorn on the skyway level?</div><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="text-align: center;">i thought at any minute...Ashton Kutcher was gonna pop outta the stock </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjf5drIQKcy5o6DuPBm1tcXvM2d8adC7EGZ_WTwICHVfIUykScFjbFzyi6_2j9Zrj_Es-RsKfBDHUxGP_zu-UA_7QX_Wmm1cxwBF2VN0vrIdEkL54R4PJzEKuIKkBmfgSFf4VEo9q1kulHX/s1600/IMG_2600.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="671" data-original-width="1600" height="134" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjf5drIQKcy5o6DuPBm1tcXvM2d8adC7EGZ_WTwICHVfIUykScFjbFzyi6_2j9Zrj_Es-RsKfBDHUxGP_zu-UA_7QX_Wmm1cxwBF2VN0vrIdEkL54R4PJzEKuIKkBmfgSFf4VEo9q1kulHX/s320/IMG_2600.jpg" width="320" /></a></div></div><div>row cuz i was THAT good (i got the bedpost notches to prove it kittens) this was the ACTUAL proof that i still held onto as a reminder to NEVER work fer another shitty and cheap ass company again as long as i breath (cuz believe me...the pay...along with my first boss...were way below my standard of life)<br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="text-align: center;">odd thing about this phony fiasco was that a select few of my co-workers</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgOpg3gCtGsxlV7xg9c3H_3eaOJWH7h_2CTJPWvc62uOs_mgKlT0-JFTD2W4BbHys1M4qSz-73FFAamjrAXjdtiW0I3w_19mx-lMmdG9HCdH_arvy6yxZdBI_Qkr64yMzfzICr5xXHi0p3/s1600/atta+girl.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="235" data-original-width="420" height="179" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjgOpg3gCtGsxlV7xg9c3H_3eaOJWH7h_2CTJPWvc62uOs_mgKlT0-JFTD2W4BbHys1M4qSz-73FFAamjrAXjdtiW0I3w_19mx-lMmdG9HCdH_arvy6yxZdBI_Qkr64yMzfzICr5xXHi0p3/s320/atta+girl.gif" width="320" /></a></div> were a bit cranky in their neatly pressed culottes cuz i kept winn'n month after month...until one co-worker finally beat my winn'n streak...unfortunately...i would once again win the follow'n month after and by then had decided to give away my oscar meyer wiener winn'ns to those less unworthy...i mean unfortunates and "cash" in my asinine awards fer the whole department</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_H3gJXYZ48bg4OQYY08gdbibXbeefh9RzRuehfOMjKza32wW2_ZcYZuN6hrofznYShY37VZw1MrjcdJn516YmLYD3nVDzCKnZNb5qm-ThunNYyvSHW8L_g1Cq8XB_K4V5te1FPG8NHe2Nt6XrYGjoUGKqCVmVz8aaJJ1bblsxLb_V2pdMXCluhky_18WN/s200/biz.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="153" data-original-width="200" height="153" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh_H3gJXYZ48bg4OQYY08gdbibXbeefh9RzRuehfOMjKza32wW2_ZcYZuN6hrofznYShY37VZw1MrjcdJn516YmLYD3nVDzCKnZNb5qm-ThunNYyvSHW8L_g1Cq8XB_K4V5te1FPG8NHe2Nt6XrYGjoUGKqCVmVz8aaJJ1bblsxLb_V2pdMXCluhky_18WN/s1600/biz.gif" width="200" /></a></div><div>turns out though that by the time i went to cash in all of my $16 worth of rewards...the fuck'n biz would no longer be accept'n my worthless winn'ns cuz...ummm...they went out of biz!<br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="text-align: center;">well...needless to say...this DID NOT go over very well when one particular</span></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiefzkMYTLKVl7lXUW1l7kH7F3jWIVwxF25pVycviZFhkaO_13AcRVWD05Fnwz8fX_qz_vidcqaLRMmWIhEpRHx6AGvKPb8ghD0-v0myTbSXhr-nYlyky9iQRtgaFQZwWK2V6_d4AiiLsxO/s1600/fall.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; 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margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="800" data-original-width="1200" height="213" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEho1DEK6wq1y_j79yNIewQ-5VA2p6jFT79TSguFER-fjjPDsZ8vRJqZsweh60jwslIAyQsOl2zoSv9MZs9tQ9rElh9T4ElzKL3_M2qTk-G_19wGB8vcw3t8KFRTFX5HmpYb4y6UyJZS0qeL/s320/tart.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div>a pop tart...NOT multiple tarts mind you to pop...ONLY THE ONE SET!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">GET THE FUCK OUT! one might say to one self...and trust me...i could </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh5zI2-tqKj83I6b1MjR_GJDqdY_C2H9N_ZlmHsliBtxR_K_5Hej3-BitKrlqeEVIb3FW00giZyn_J3q-Xso5EYgLeRGAGPxfmtV8YJRHxY92A8-Pj8bNraDTgBWokR4L9GZRXS0lCTLCnTk9xjl2hpfw7A85r33Yti4lcVmg8ApIZ3VvCiy5b7avJcRKXT/s400/sick.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="298" data-original-width="400" height="238" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh5zI2-tqKj83I6b1MjR_GJDqdY_C2H9N_ZlmHsliBtxR_K_5Hej3-BitKrlqeEVIb3FW00giZyn_J3q-Xso5EYgLeRGAGPxfmtV8YJRHxY92A8-Pj8bNraDTgBWokR4L9GZRXS0lCTLCnTk9xjl2hpfw7A85r33Yti4lcVmg8ApIZ3VvCiy5b7avJcRKXT/s320/sick.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">barely contain my shock and awe when i first experienced a co-worker's humiliate'n perp walk down the aisle to accept their "award" cuz when it was my turn to accept mine on said day...i made damn sure to call in sick with a hideous case of chernobyl mononucleosis cuz i was absolutely not gonna partake in zero part of this sham scam! </div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjf46lc-bgLJ6JAm-rwky7QrnSxcmGvOGKUwAfPwt12fAn1Ue1kJaSceu0tmkX8O6MF2PC_35pzFo1z3dthggsWyHFL2TlZmHeYx18U1ERHbksPr1ydSmqSPj4UzfwI7QF-ZwyPawxawMTL/s1600/IMG_2601.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1343" data-original-width="1600" height="268" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjf46lc-bgLJ6JAm-rwky7QrnSxcmGvOGKUwAfPwt12fAn1Ue1kJaSceu0tmkX8O6MF2PC_35pzFo1z3dthggsWyHFL2TlZmHeYx18U1ERHbksPr1ydSmqSPj4UzfwI7QF-ZwyPawxawMTL/s320/IMG_2601.jpg" width="320" /></a></div></div><div>though i would unfortunately have to collect my prize the follow'n day that was sitt'n quietly in my cubicle...neatly gifted in a non recyclable bag that has been sitt'n forlornly in the back of my closet all these years until i photographed it as exhibit B fer this blog...before donate'n it to the waste management system outside my shitbox</div><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="text-align: center;">i would last another 3 more years cuz i have always been loyal regardless</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiWJmOdKxmCRMGx6_xzD-ubOGggmHNVOXnvYVZiVVdCKq9P1swdG_oVEZe-psvhTzA18uJrgEG0hDAp33QOyQr1U8QxnFoOgJzqHFPEuVJNXDHx4qCvd2Qi0KPrXcMb4NL5Wp3ocWJmkb6p/s1600/kk.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="953" data-original-width="636" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiWJmOdKxmCRMGx6_xzD-ubOGggmHNVOXnvYVZiVVdCKq9P1swdG_oVEZe-psvhTzA18uJrgEG0hDAp33QOyQr1U8QxnFoOgJzqHFPEuVJNXDHx4qCvd2Qi0KPrXcMb4NL5Wp3ocWJmkb6p/s320/kk.jpg" width="213" /></a></div><div> of the company practices...before finally call'n it quits cuz they thankfully moved to the burbs...and i'm not sorry in the slightest cuz that just ain't in my vocab...now GET OFF MY DRESS!</div></div></div></div>Mattress Feverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03123224966230037503noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3720865673458747444.post-1336681925187461492023-09-25T07:18:00.007-05:002023-09-25T08:00:54.574-05:00BEAT ME...BITE ME!picture it kittens...it was the year 1997 and hot-as-fuck tv daddy and star<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgDjHyJILSGpXdYVf5vY4V1MwkcgctKuVdUCGoiv_txyemnMnS_fIFCIJmT9P5b5Vxy0mGcRJFA15qUCrEeRJFo5M5yME1n8XTqLHN0xRbHaHQ2rHLJbO5ZYNAPmACvq_4CADTht_17EhZXMZzFra_glQnO4KGR76fPxz9-RHHEOyAjo8XMAXfdIKTH8o2P/s474/chris.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="474" data-original-width="422" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgDjHyJILSGpXdYVf5vY4V1MwkcgctKuVdUCGoiv_txyemnMnS_fIFCIJmT9P5b5Vxy0mGcRJFA15qUCrEeRJFo5M5yME1n8XTqLHN0xRbHaHQ2rHLJbO5ZYNAPmACvq_4CADTht_17EhZXMZzFra_glQnO4KGR76fPxz9-RHHEOyAjo8XMAXfdIKTH8o2P/s320/chris.gif" width="285" /></a></div><div><div style="text-align: center;">of the tv screen's hottest homo erectus prison series "<a href="https://www.max.com/shows/oz/b8e4e09b-a10b-4b6d-9e85-40efbe3fa81c">OZ</a>" CHRIS KELLER who was portrayed by none other than <span style="text-align: left;">hot-as-fuck actor daddy CHRISTOPHER MELONI appeared in 5 outta the 6 sinsationally sexualized seasons that had every throat plunge'n tulip sniffer from Green Bay to Guam cumm'n in their culottes desperately try'na get sent to the clink by perform'n the pettiest of crimes just fer a chance to be a soap on a rope fer their very own personal Keller adjacent cock-a-doodle-do-me... </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmNTYQe9Fpor5AhGkXQ8yU5Mam1VqdNuggYRSPBlhrAwWSYMelPPzdAmE6c3aWVQzJTRJfbdrHmKbGaplXjRcNH3q4vRpnKuPM-ZY8bLYq4_pb278SPbyAnViWQ2EHCw5oT3rjTmPJIvm30kAvLAwgUHNUr1XmKfVDtPoioKAYUljT3g8F7Wr4SEHDiosu/s1125/jail.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1121" data-original-width="1125" height="319" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmNTYQe9Fpor5AhGkXQ8yU5Mam1VqdNuggYRSPBlhrAwWSYMelPPzdAmE6c3aWVQzJTRJfbdrHmKbGaplXjRcNH3q4vRpnKuPM-ZY8bLYq4_pb278SPbyAnViWQ2EHCw5oT3rjTmPJIvm30kAvLAwgUHNUr1XmKfVDtPoioKAYUljT3g8F7Wr4SEHDiosu/s320/jail.jpg" width="320" /></a></div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">which totally gave me <a href="https://getoffmydress.blogspot.com/2014/01/caged-heat-pt-2.html">a completely false interpretation of life behind bars by 2004</a> when it was my turn (i might add)</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="text-align: left;">while over on the silver screen...the teenrager thriller starr'n </span><span style="text-align: left;">hot-to-trot</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh054vOEc4e0y8sezq5xED4bZArgo-XNOzyft4GXQ5t6xDgt9hcblFdDGl-kIk1dG9gu-4Xa2PDngBgL0OUvv0yq78z_0fsULcNIbRhWFbYmrJQYlOjYsHSesjSHE9wjcQU0DY8dC-1U0hMIMT93VnSgZxZjmJNnJY-QFGQXwixS1_Mfzk0tBKozdfoXFug/s540/ryan.webp" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="400" data-original-width="540" height="237" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh054vOEc4e0y8sezq5xED4bZArgo-XNOzyft4GXQ5t6xDgt9hcblFdDGl-kIk1dG9gu-4Xa2PDngBgL0OUvv0yq78z_0fsULcNIbRhWFbYmrJQYlOjYsHSesjSHE9wjcQU0DY8dC-1U0hMIMT93VnSgZxZjmJNnJY-QFGQXwixS1_Mfzk0tBKozdfoXFug/s320/ryan.webp" width="320" /></a></div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">beddably edibley dirty bird blonde bad ass RYAN PHILLIPPE was heat'n up the box office with a serial killer on the loose wear'</span><span style="text-align: left;">n some tacky trench coat</span><span style="text-align: left;"> in "</span><a href="https://www.hulu.com/movie/i-know-what-you-did-last-summer-5714a398-3364-49b0-b72b-47fd94148263?entity_id=5714a398-3364-49b0-b72b-47fd94148263" style="text-align: left;">I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER</a><span style="text-align: left;">" (where most of the prepubescent "<a href="https://open.spotify.com/artist/26dSoYclwsYLMAKD3tpOr4?autoplay=true">friends of BRITNEY</a>" the follow'n summer were make'n tube sauce in their tube socks by freeze frame'n RYAN's shower scene in hopes of a glimpse at his throttle'n throat plunger they may have missed in the theater when they received a dvd copy at christmas)</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;">a beautifully doe-eyed but whiney aussie songbird and massengill model</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;">and i was leave'n a cesspool of piranha's at a popular downtown homo </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSp4aMI-LxhwDO2UBSbsYEKuZYTKxr0ERa6Yw6sCvoMLYI5R7Pr5xraOb-_bWhb8tTF9KzbhgtR4k9zNtn_yNNnikt40tkohzZXXwu3OXfB-pwvlGlDREWflnci6bXYMIYXqsM-wdHQ2RRxZstGY7nfn0phkJAcI93ZNI1QbPHCRfdG9_2e3UygberpURi/s320/sam.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="232" data-original-width="320" height="232" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSp4aMI-LxhwDO2UBSbsYEKuZYTKxr0ERa6Yw6sCvoMLYI5R7Pr5xraOb-_bWhb8tTF9KzbhgtR4k9zNtn_yNNnikt40tkohzZXXwu3OXfB-pwvlGlDREWflnci6bXYMIYXqsM-wdHQ2RRxZstGY7nfn0phkJAcI93ZNI1QbPHCRfdG9_2e3UygberpURi/s1600/sam.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">non AA water'n hole after gett'n a lil tuned up with an a-hole co-pilot i was chummy with at the time on our way to an even bigger water'n hole with a much bigger cess pole of piranha's...i could barely stand alone let alone stand him at the moment however i was not gonna throw my crutch away or i'da most likely been a puddle on the pavement that hot summer nite</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">as we made it 2 blocks without topple'n over each other i noticed a gaggle </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglS9fJrA2AjrALC6c8lJ_cLm0FNFpb77HP0U50v0UG9RWhIsLBCrZtOuOdiic_Ot07mje88SFPvlZxW_kSgM6IjizA931EcEnOsFToXZm4h6W5BTz5nfJjE08Cf7Nldwg2se9HqnzGPwVc_1-6bv94IxfN7_HIvYCKgxwpU_V9topUL3VoOz2g6NTIvJT6/s480/boys.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="197" data-original-width="480" height="131" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEglS9fJrA2AjrALC6c8lJ_cLm0FNFpb77HP0U50v0UG9RWhIsLBCrZtOuOdiic_Ot07mje88SFPvlZxW_kSgM6IjizA931EcEnOsFToXZm4h6W5BTz5nfJjE08Cf7Nldwg2se9HqnzGPwVc_1-6bv94IxfN7_HIvYCKgxwpU_V9topUL3VoOz2g6NTIvJT6/s320/boys.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">of blurry figurines (3 to be almost exact...though the state i was in at the moment it could'a been the tabernacle choir fer all i know) anywho'zill'ding...as they began move'n closer to us...i had a momentary lapse of my surround'ns and once we made it to the bus stop on the next block the dickslinger wait'n fer a cab asked me politely if i was gonna pick up my hat up off the sidewalk...</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0-1lLbnx485ej42HRLQ0rzP9GiPjjR7LGAlrG_qSowLoY78swL6L13dgsukO4ElujlRPTFAcMsYaJ5BT_Ld6KnHE33C5ITTUedNpd5vhUEhZugcxHp4UwUB-TGt5OFkAk-eNrA-cxK1a9bu3zajjomFaze_enNpkYTR2cubGeX6HMcGyS1iV2EACjKwHX/s320/sarah.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="228" data-original-width="320" height="228" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0-1lLbnx485ej42HRLQ0rzP9GiPjjR7LGAlrG_qSowLoY78swL6L13dgsukO4ElujlRPTFAcMsYaJ5BT_Ld6KnHE33C5ITTUedNpd5vhUEhZugcxHp4UwUB-TGt5OFkAk-eNrA-cxK1a9bu3zajjomFaze_enNpkYTR2cubGeX6HMcGyS1iV2EACjKwHX/s1600/sarah.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">WAIT!!...WHAAA?? </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">apparently the guy wait'n fer the cab filled me in when i regained my very</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">by morn'n i was feel'n like hammered shit look'n like FARRAH FAWCETT</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQUKHrIe9fhj4ZEJ-gSlvUF0om9zWJR260O9a4yaNfrRvMAXY30mSsG_1xn-5bPNyNja6k4ERYH2AjDqFSt0Z3sOhViOPsw6Uf7miy_8BGQD-y-C0OJlksY69oaJqCwhGiIEGaIUbpWbMM5QBI7gyxHJ8AS9WeCgUbvI2A_UrKSGwN4TRyoug0eqcOFOV9/s200/C7231656-2FB1-4B3D-BF3D-FA84AEAAF678.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="113" data-original-width="200" height="113" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQUKHrIe9fhj4ZEJ-gSlvUF0om9zWJR260O9a4yaNfrRvMAXY30mSsG_1xn-5bPNyNja6k4ERYH2AjDqFSt0Z3sOhViOPsw6Uf7miy_8BGQD-y-C0OJlksY69oaJqCwhGiIEGaIUbpWbMM5QBI7gyxHJ8AS9WeCgUbvI2A_UrKSGwN4TRyoug0eqcOFOV9/s1600/C7231656-2FB1-4B3D-BF3D-FA84AEAAF678.gif" width="200" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">on the set of that (oh shoot...what's the name of that uplift'n family friendly drama again?) oh duh...that's right "<a href="https://www.amazon.com/Burning-Richard-Zabriskie-Penelope-Callahan/dp/B00COY3BY2">THE BURNING BED</a>" with a shiner on my left eye as puffy and purple as an enormous eggplant and swore at that moment on that i would never be outnumbered by hooligans or let anyone lay another hand on me ever again (without consent of course) so i hired me a trainer and started a weekly work out regime...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJyPKJdwHpuhPh-rQ8SmUrM7ZjhKy4ABmifNor7DmvhPrZqVquJjTNG5icyxIoDdKqcY2zKmpn29KP5naZoR-6nNqaUNOCvAHkpCUEKOtnQuRSSJgfHzXmEuWzN0ri4K4Di7df2l6T4ZBn_EfL_PM-ygXmTede4J6an3ls1vrGIAFjz7xvZ6rpr77u7dLB/s1125/me.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1115" data-original-width="1125" height="317" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJyPKJdwHpuhPh-rQ8SmUrM7ZjhKy4ABmifNor7DmvhPrZqVquJjTNG5icyxIoDdKqcY2zKmpn29KP5naZoR-6nNqaUNOCvAHkpCUEKOtnQuRSSJgfHzXmEuWzN0ri4K4Di7df2l6T4ZBn_EfL_PM-ygXmTede4J6an3ls1vrGIAFjz7xvZ6rpr77u7dLB/s320/me.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">that would transform me from a tulip sniff'n twinkle toes to a manwich meal on a mission!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQS7YqHyYsx9fy2z6vQrhDG6urzZ86tr25CtfkLb6JdBL_Jo7UTT-9HwSLoMWvh0t9nXJ33HhG8OgFdkG1O7oG5ScRfabDSAun3IfY9iCco4YcTo0pc5R3qYHi8JcGPoErATJswx-oC_Vu4A_lOB6iu8vQCavBFwPkx4eDHv-m8pqyQNXDGCS5QR6NJDIm/s685/butt.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="685" data-original-width="402" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQS7YqHyYsx9fy2z6vQrhDG6urzZ86tr25CtfkLb6JdBL_Jo7UTT-9HwSLoMWvh0t9nXJ33HhG8OgFdkG1O7oG5ScRfabDSAun3IfY9iCco4YcTo0pc5R3qYHi8JcGPoErATJswx-oC_Vu4A_lOB6iu8vQCavBFwPkx4eDHv-m8pqyQNXDGCS5QR6NJDIm/s320/butt.jpg" width="188" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">BUTT...eventually</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span style="text-align: left;">over 25 years later the abuse would rear it's ugly head once again.</span><span style="text-align: left;">..in all</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhCx62FmQ90ywfA_R9GW2KYZZ8BcrEV-KjhKOK4t6hVQiSoGy3XOELDOPdEBmxR_-9wivrra7G-rU3YWgdpKaHODunz-qcn_EYkUvAa-VMbswSBBdvDUhljkyaBWo7_e3dxQKXbwmmC5yxSw7hxt9hOuAUzdIHoFfw2sYS7jkrLy9HKbh9x2LhsQGSLUHCv/s480/dance.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="234" data-original-width="480" height="156" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhCx62FmQ90ywfA_R9GW2KYZZ8BcrEV-KjhKOK4t6hVQiSoGy3XOELDOPdEBmxR_-9wivrra7G-rU3YWgdpKaHODunz-qcn_EYkUvAa-VMbswSBBdvDUhljkyaBWo7_e3dxQKXbwmmC5yxSw7hxt9hOuAUzdIHoFfw2sYS7jkrLy9HKbh9x2LhsQGSLUHCv/s320/dance.gif" width="320" /></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">places HUGO, MN at my neice's wedd'n just a few weeks back...i assumed i was there fer a glorious event like everyone else after i had spent many unplanned hours sett'n up the practically 10,000 twinkle lights (or at least it seemed like it anyways) and all seemed to be goin like clockwork with the attendee's have'n a merry ol' time...gett'n tuned up while i tuned out the negativity that seemed to follow me all </span><span style="text-align: left;">around</span><span style="text-align: left;"> that even'n</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span style="text-align: left;">by the time the clock struck midnite i had decided it was time fer me to</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsuX5QzPIq2KoV24vZ9d3iBNcJpMUzyK0TXcOnm4tr53rLGL8WOzBCseRv5_J39lDT2oXrAGLCAW953Fge3IEM5l1IgpoLw-MN1JV_pApdsaxAbWCJl0dqlbu31XW443Es2jGcR61X6wMxa_tUCciQojTd-FWgThVeHoOXFjV-HoY2jOiqcHw6fjDwqtCF/s250/ben.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="186" data-original-width="250" height="186" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjsuX5QzPIq2KoV24vZ9d3iBNcJpMUzyK0TXcOnm4tr53rLGL8WOzBCseRv5_J39lDT2oXrAGLCAW953Fge3IEM5l1IgpoLw-MN1JV_pApdsaxAbWCJl0dqlbu31XW443Es2jGcR61X6wMxa_tUCciQojTd-FWgThVeHoOXFjV-HoY2jOiqcHw6fjDwqtCF/s1600/ben.gif" width="250" /></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">pack up my puss and bow out once </span><span style="text-align: left;">my buzz had wore off and as i headed back to my car to head home fer the even'n with the windows down to soak up the cool nite breeze...my 6th sense was suddenly tell'n me that i possibly was bein followed fer some strange and unknown reason</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span style="text-align: left;">roughly 10 miles into my journey i had to pull over to get the coordinates</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">so i quickly hopped back in my car and sped the fuck outta there as fast as i could in the pale moonlight...swerve'n in and outta the curves and corners thru miles of traffic before they had a chance to catch up to me...</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEigN1FGfEtg2Ji3DPAiGjnN31CqIVQmCIUMYnCk5Y7498_R23aKcXsBFrujuCMNAviZXCQjDqnLotrsjG4PXGBcpFtBSVeZ6ZJQlZqhqsezNqAaZHJmF-sRR_ipNmGECC5m29R20cVxmcbT2gtdBBZ13JAxhHfo9f6epmOkTRzN_2rOw22f88lwdvJsvlid/s480/pat.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="360" data-original-width="480" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEigN1FGfEtg2Ji3DPAiGjnN31CqIVQmCIUMYnCk5Y7498_R23aKcXsBFrujuCMNAviZXCQjDqnLotrsjG4PXGBcpFtBSVeZ6ZJQlZqhqsezNqAaZHJmF-sRR_ipNmGECC5m29R20cVxmcbT2gtdBBZ13JAxhHfo9f6epmOkTRzN_2rOw22f88lwdvJsvlid/s320/pat.gif" width="320" /></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">while <a href="https://open.spotify.com/playlist/7sjHPDxckKCz6b8BbSgMgQ">PATRICIA MAE ANDRZEJEWSKI</a>'s 4.5 octave range on "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvSbQB6-UdY">YOU BETTER RUN</a>" was blow'n out my annoyingly cheap factory speakers</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;">once i pulled into my niece's driveway...i took a breather behind the wheel </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzj7W_LmyTapZdZ0mdJzExdPU5iWCyArDKxhFqKjl4SIzJ0XjkFroR8sJrQuOXyAjgH3TSSOTpsZXCeFotSxYd1uM5mKwOwMZZH1621o_6ZQ1-hIfQ94TvIFmdnyDyg_JlG2FpLzDkQQijtyPO8tb_LF_wXE2WdVUe9fUfRUjKZJRu9fOqD6XLF9S6Tgvf/s250/grindr.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="250" data-original-width="245" height="250" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgzj7W_LmyTapZdZ0mdJzExdPU5iWCyArDKxhFqKjl4SIzJ0XjkFroR8sJrQuOXyAjgH3TSSOTpsZXCeFotSxYd1uM5mKwOwMZZH1621o_6ZQ1-hIfQ94TvIFmdnyDyg_JlG2FpLzDkQQijtyPO8tb_LF_wXE2WdVUe9fUfRUjKZJRu9fOqD6XLF9S6Tgvf/s1600/grindr.gif" width="245" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">fer a minute and collected my thoughts (after respond'n to a couple horny toads online that had messaged me in the immediate area) before exit'n my vehicle and as i made my way to the trailer door...outta the blue i was once again jumped from behind (and not in the good way i might add!) i was in complete awe...how in the fiddler's fuck where they able to catch up to me so quickly?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span style="text-align: left;">despite that...i guess these cowards obviously over estimated their total</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7TMhLpDMnt1zbqCSKzxK8tdfK_8-CxnShrB2ETP4_4ivqJAuW6cK8E6SRN0qWnbAPRm1HZ_E7UA_TWHEiqnPCm_qC2X_WNR36YTUo1rXsILhjQWWRO3Od9aRLewnWxGci8y_yStUsthc6lqB-9Ud32R3eY5wej4LXjw1DPSwoKteaN4tHkXubgYP4qdzm/s400/jumped.webp" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="267" data-original-width="400" height="214" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh7TMhLpDMnt1zbqCSKzxK8tdfK_8-CxnShrB2ETP4_4ivqJAuW6cK8E6SRN0qWnbAPRm1HZ_E7UA_TWHEiqnPCm_qC2X_WNR36YTUo1rXsILhjQWWRO3Od9aRLewnWxGci8y_yStUsthc6lqB-9Ud32R3eY5wej4LXjw1DPSwoKteaN4tHkXubgYP4qdzm/s320/jumped.webp" width="320" /></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">strength in numbers </span><span style="text-align: left;">cuz when </span><span style="text-align: left;">they jumped me from all sides in the still of the nite...i still was able to handle 'em the best i could </span><span style="text-align: left;">and kept on swing'n with all my unintentionally internationally unknown perform'n illusionist of my own universe might </span><span style="text-align: left;">until i had laid 3 of those mutha fuckers flat out on the ground before i quickly scampered off inside slamm'n the door behind me as the rest of those assholes decided to give up and buzz off! </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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text-align: justify;"><span style="text-align: left;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span style="text-align: left;">i ain't gonna lie...i was gett'n tired of try'na fend them all off when all i really</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhyeW9CzhTGIyimmyIy4pUEQB3sSEqWeXGQI2A1mgET8r-8lmqfoZlNd0xqu9xdLdGe0JyfjlXe3wP_wbCnkRmsvccmIjZnOy4GEwenXL7wjngdwSJWpsYckaD5HfrqBVFsjate6dKzk9ZTnJr_Ngbs5K-t_tAAycm7Y6KsiLF5956NC0pTJJ9TJnmxD_6W/s640/thrres.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="480" data-original-width="640" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhyeW9CzhTGIyimmyIy4pUEQB3sSEqWeXGQI2A1mgET8r-8lmqfoZlNd0xqu9xdLdGe0JyfjlXe3wP_wbCnkRmsvccmIjZnOy4GEwenXL7wjngdwSJWpsYckaD5HfrqBVFsjate6dKzk9ZTnJr_Ngbs5K-t_tAAycm7Y6KsiLF5956NC0pTJJ9TJnmxD_6W/s320/thrres.gif" width="320" /></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">wanted to do when i got back to my niece's trailer was to kick back with some lightly salted Orville and my fav-o-rit marathon series from the 70's to eventually drift off to (but) despite that...i made sure those belligerent basturds got what was come'n to 'em...they might'a started this...nonetheless i sure as shit on shingle was gonna finish it...KAPEESH!</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span style="text-align: left;">UGH!!! i cannot stand all those damn blood suckers at this time of year... </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhV0W9cfYKeXWIshwS0ADZ4oXz_97Y0u2vv9x6143gPhJCkZiKx247T1XIFvn-3U4zO-VXftvf96TFJOgHCd_PYEHlNNYc0XIjFh7k5BYcv-lEphrdrceqBD00vE70uP6rW-6JKL9truiGH9cqk632hLOZ_S4VFFC0YJoHa4qBaifuiU-fTGY5XOcZzsYlT/s498/mosquto.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="286" data-original-width="498" height="184" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhV0W9cfYKeXWIshwS0ADZ4oXz_97Y0u2vv9x6143gPhJCkZiKx247T1XIFvn-3U4zO-VXftvf96TFJOgHCd_PYEHlNNYc0XIjFh7k5BYcv-lEphrdrceqBD00vE70uP6rW-6JKL9truiGH9cqk632hLOZ_S4VFFC0YJoHa4qBaifuiU-fTGY5XOcZzsYlT/s320/mosquto.gif" width="320" /></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;"> </span><span style="text-align: left;">mosquitoes </span><span style="text-align: left;">ARE NOT yer friends and deserve to be totally eradicated from the face of the earth via the death penalty...</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgULQsFyzO8wY8uJll6gQRIO0wWKvJbXLnvDc64xL_v5RCy3Q0zfU3NGD377nAb4ErDRJUy3gmCYYZZ_QYKAOrowCDeBXsU8kY-dgE0KrPOSHMQAdeljiqgK-qaX2jnDRqbYEi2UudW_bLvtZGf5p_TZiXzD3U4QkAcSCnDpMNNelX5liCUhiF17N1OHuYn/s316/zap.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="167" data-original-width="316" height="167" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgULQsFyzO8wY8uJll6gQRIO0wWKvJbXLnvDc64xL_v5RCy3Q0zfU3NGD377nAb4ErDRJUy3gmCYYZZ_QYKAOrowCDeBXsU8kY-dgE0KrPOSHMQAdeljiqgK-qaX2jnDRqbYEi2UudW_bLvtZGf5p_TZiXzD3U4QkAcSCnDpMNNelX5liCUhiF17N1OHuYn/s1600/zap.gif" width="316" /></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">whether it be by high voltage </span><span style="text-align: left;">electrocution...</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvfH6b7lMYyyEUY-WT1RHXtcv6_4MxNJShppLjEh3UjOozm1rjEj6MdEZED6hXvNHgzQmDbAarYLaPXnvYdKS4GONyiPMy830rHeNrO5OvN-U2L2IQSQfa4o9_BJ8h8NBSrTy_NSB9Pog0zYuG8l1rkW2G0g5UzRALKoazefo1OvODJyOqsbqWs4VXrBbr/s303/spray.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="224" data-original-width="303" height="224" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvfH6b7lMYyyEUY-WT1RHXtcv6_4MxNJShppLjEh3UjOozm1rjEj6MdEZED6hXvNHgzQmDbAarYLaPXnvYdKS4GONyiPMy830rHeNrO5OvN-U2L2IQSQfa4o9_BJ8h8NBSrTy_NSB9Pog0zYuG8l1rkW2G0g5UzRALKoazefo1OvODJyOqsbqWs4VXrBbr/s1600/spray.gif" width="303" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">highly murderous and toxic sprays...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgG4SThwYn3E6GSr6bYmOWeUzVr3R0teShulx1gj0pZcGGNGSV7vy45F-xh5AiRyyMoLQ71_fdSEz0SShm4gfq8ZM-kASRrA-Q1BlDB5ypLWA-fHoyqCPm3G1S6Ycp54RgHfU6w2yGR7a6Nz9wCEvXqFLELY-qaeS5DktmgSqIu6jANCTimJwfohhvuIxZC/s220/slap.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="123" data-original-width="220" height="123" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgG4SThwYn3E6GSr6bYmOWeUzVr3R0teShulx1gj0pZcGGNGSV7vy45F-xh5AiRyyMoLQ71_fdSEz0SShm4gfq8ZM-kASRrA-Q1BlDB5ypLWA-fHoyqCPm3G1S6Ycp54RgHfU6w2yGR7a6Nz9wCEvXqFLELY-qaeS5DktmgSqIu6jANCTimJwfohhvuIxZC/s1600/slap.gif" width="220" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;"> or just with a good ol' fashion unsuspect'n smack to their back side...</span><span style="text-align: left;">P-E-R-I-O-D!</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVl4QRS2gTshXV1BWmotQmKWjwrA4alcGy2uR2ekvBcZ2YSacOymJKw6rjjTPVG7xg_I36ZoLcG_2yIWOkdtzmiM3T2H3KZG1KxFqa4UTtq_8JAPP6lMmN0jKpFMUD9czXs01ur5RClb8x_IMEsiwj4Lif0tgsgahBYmBG8DYCq4qJo9FgzkytTal3nTQf/s946/kkblue.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="946" data-original-width="693" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjVl4QRS2gTshXV1BWmotQmKWjwrA4alcGy2uR2ekvBcZ2YSacOymJKw6rjjTPVG7xg_I36ZoLcG_2yIWOkdtzmiM3T2H3KZG1KxFqa4UTtq_8JAPP6lMmN0jKpFMUD9czXs01ur5RClb8x_IMEsiwj4Lif0tgsgahBYmBG8DYCq4qJo9FgzkytTal3nTQf/s320/kkblue.jpg" width="234" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">now GET OFF MY DRESS! </span></div></div>Mattress Feverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03123224966230037503noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3720865673458747444.post-77811008527608602292023-09-18T07:00:00.023-05:002023-09-18T13:50:04.260-05:00SWEET TOOTH pt 2last week on SWEET TOOTH...Baby Jane Hudson became uncontrollably<div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: left;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6BYoxfSQvoqu2vRtRYnvPXmC46XZjJEZ-edq3OFisCkBCkPFIIO7lRSSYY0opguP_mCdXi1n2kuzGaExG92WmGu6BVEjwtEajcMnOUt1q78Q-7Y7H8022_qywfCAecTvm8Onn05TMkqD0/s1600/betty.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="240" data-original-width="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6BYoxfSQvoqu2vRtRYnvPXmC46XZjJEZ-edq3OFisCkBCkPFIIO7lRSSYY0opguP_mCdXi1n2kuzGaExG92WmGu6BVEjwtEajcMnOUt1q78Q-7Y7H8022_qywfCAecTvm8Onn05TMkqD0/s1600/betty.gif" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">consolable into a fit of hysterics...oh wai'da'minute...that's not my story...</div><div style="text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsmaj6kleHE_vGoa6Z3HUB0-Ruda1S__9lyYRQLFCipjBFdXXeLEogaBAvizgKVyqcrQgrwXSRJsYMRiiadRyW_RR2iSDdIp__cB1KFgpiMWqnCw-vqG9vjEvXldqZHN-y-zT2QzY22Kdf/s1600/mo.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="293" data-original-width="390" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsmaj6kleHE_vGoa6Z3HUB0-Ruda1S__9lyYRQLFCipjBFdXXeLEogaBAvizgKVyqcrQgrwXSRJsYMRiiadRyW_RR2iSDdIp__cB1KFgpiMWqnCw-vqG9vjEvXldqZHN-y-zT2QzY22Kdf/s320/mo.JPG" width="320" /></a></div></div><div style="text-align: center;">eh...i just needed an eye catch'n opener just like in all those bad but deliciously tacky Roger Coreman movies<br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8uEDU1Ick2ojuDVq4lEvDdeVQNUzLjkDN_ka-n5c5rYggAaz1lsvtMAXm-c5PgdS_zm9CH8I_7TQWoT3WC_SyBljjHr5DI_RcpFMKYz7mK4miqF_c2_amgvl_AbB6yRkt45lSqivXOwqu/s1600/robin.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="300" data-original-width="500" height="192" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8uEDU1Ick2ojuDVq4lEvDdeVQNUzLjkDN_ka-n5c5rYggAaz1lsvtMAXm-c5PgdS_zm9CH8I_7TQWoT3WC_SyBljjHr5DI_RcpFMKYz7mK4miqF_c2_amgvl_AbB6yRkt45lSqivXOwqu/s320/robin.gif" width="320" /></a><br /><a href="https://getoffmydress.blogspot.com/2023/09/sweet-tooth-pt-1.html">click here to catch up with what the hell is goin on</a>...before move'n on<br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;">and now the saccharinated conclusion to SWEET TOOTH...</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div></div></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="text-align: center;">turns out it was 6 bags of somethin' better than make'n our tastebuds</span></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjd-iL2WTpoB_ub-N1zJHNtNRt5D0lZ6_pzXhJGK3-Zixsz0BmmgT6y9RFwGvnI-n2S6f7zoEEnJIBlsOqBiiGXyzgAjjLZpJo-xrtqjJvhsfahgdGqhiT8uKTohhN8aWJwbEeC26Y1KIv2/s1600/coins.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="244" data-original-width="318" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjd-iL2WTpoB_ub-N1zJHNtNRt5D0lZ6_pzXhJGK3-Zixsz0BmmgT6y9RFwGvnI-n2S6f7zoEEnJIBlsOqBiiGXyzgAjjLZpJo-xrtqjJvhsfahgdGqhiT8uKTohhN8aWJwbEeC26Y1KIv2/s1600/coins.gif" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"> dance'n til dawn...it was 6 bags that had monetary value hidden inside...ummm H-E-L-L-O...SCORE!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div>as we each grabbed 2 bags each...we hopped into <span style="text-align: center;">Big Lipps ma's car</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg5Tftxnt9nx1iJE2dfuv_XaoqyIu7GPd3nlpyT4H073kSllwRB5l3NpxdbR3W2EhsSOBJD6ntJyiJBnp2HTj3Fr68hMpS-vDten6xVMTgXsP71dGURCTdXhsSw7LJ4XIvb9FBoOabRhw2342i97JmI-ffqeNZODpDd0VW70mARKeaxC9QBEAT3c8UfO77K/s1250/goonies.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="500" data-original-width="1250" height="128" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg5Tftxnt9nx1iJE2dfuv_XaoqyIu7GPd3nlpyT4H073kSllwRB5l3NpxdbR3W2EhsSOBJD6ntJyiJBnp2HTj3Fr68hMpS-vDten6xVMTgXsP71dGURCTdXhsSw7LJ4XIvb9FBoOabRhw2342i97JmI-ffqeNZODpDd0VW70mARKeaxC9QBEAT3c8UfO77K/s320/goonies.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">and hatched a plan (totally ignore'n the mountain of unopened twinkies) as to how we were actually gonna be able to get away with our new found wealth!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">1st on the list was to completely alter our looks...by pick'n up 3 different</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhaOREiq5Y1843ok0cBq1p3MzKQG_FICIw1Y8j7a1SUemd97NDd_eVZXNlvwRr4Jsiuazg4bqswqdVWz21gAgzanrbyFdP50Xy5ECUiGiAnUYqEWShDcp-4Y1-fcbKjzJ9LV-slasKZOxe0JwpqkeZ9KeIa9fVfJGiLOEFSLepoPouog3YYWi1CkeEaFxAN/s400/hair.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; 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margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="304" data-original-width="400" height="243" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYZN3ycMabz984DT0KcaCgS9wZNq1T9W9YI8DeQEoe53a9t4fUAEXC7PHlrCCIAcEbcfMfByPSeSfGOQk8L4OIzC4brHSbZXu4i38rkIBoqO2F_AyZVpRcga0VuV_FyufayvVDteQcxKVh8eYr5EyblRZECdbcnOnwYtBZBNfkJfSPsae37FWXd0J5Tjzi/s320/dd.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">and turn'n on their fav-o-rit saturday morn'n news program to keep the lil monkeys occupado while i tried to figer out the best way to cash in my new found loot</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">i went down to the basement and grabbed a handful of mason jars from</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9-u3Zt81d3SsNTpGifVn9eLI4_z0DugzxFJu77t1bHVkAdQx59jybF33qcSlzrRknvaAzFIBIZNiDZKqL7gjkG4QqusneohYw18osuHm96AXTgAj6p4_7K2-8Hilf-py6sATtE2oOjfYT/s1600/jar.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; 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text-align: center;">and Elmira Gulch'd my way off to the bank before they would close by noon...and too my surprise...i ended up with 363 spank'n new benjamins to my name (that was like a million dollars to a 15 year old) since my paper route only paid my 38 benjamins a month to deliver the Winona Shopper</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHHKUVsDCDmkXW0wSajfRUI0tUlnqr85Wc1dlD71RhrXaLN0_VwuWVd0QUKi3k_5mAS3w1DIwUuNAH2UfiS6ZjwV1BSu3w54fawVkNWFsmaK3ecEJyWEy0axhN9oRbe0OkMG5H_K_5kDt8klToyzjD4kMwtvd6BCbizM8_67yitRO7RImBZ-PLiMwlZvD4/s1322/E9241DF1-14E7-44E0-9ED1-6841E1B218D5.jpeg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1322" data-original-width="1027" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiHHKUVsDCDmkXW0wSajfRUI0tUlnqr85Wc1dlD71RhrXaLN0_VwuWVd0QUKi3k_5mAS3w1DIwUuNAH2UfiS6ZjwV1BSu3w54fawVkNWFsmaK3ecEJyWEy0axhN9oRbe0OkMG5H_K_5kDt8klToyzjD4kMwtvd6BCbizM8_67yitRO7RImBZ-PLiMwlZvD4/s320/E9241DF1-14E7-44E0-9ED1-6841E1B218D5.jpeg" width="249" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">BUTT...move'n on</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">return'n home...the lil monkeys were restless and i was in no mood to</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqH8SAXguomvqSZ1gU7P9v_yxtL9J-pFQoLsYWoLW8D1T34YMg2ykgKpoE1Co-JHJf8TQiCY88BMYbuf-mexXP1bu7qGDyk3v13z2kfmd2Jllwusxmh1cwcuK0nOP2OYP8qPbPAHmaLu_vSdzZ8yKo-m2Rg4Aa3R5ale4yR7gOCXOldwPB888rRENLQhPe/s200/annie.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="113" data-original-width="200" height="113" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiqH8SAXguomvqSZ1gU7P9v_yxtL9J-pFQoLsYWoLW8D1T34YMg2ykgKpoE1Co-JHJf8TQiCY88BMYbuf-mexXP1bu7qGDyk3v13z2kfmd2Jllwusxmh1cwcuK0nOP2OYP8qPbPAHmaLu_vSdzZ8yKo-m2Rg4Aa3R5ale4yR7gOCXOldwPB888rRENLQhPe/s1600/annie.gif" width="200" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> play warden with my new found wealth...so i called Big Lipps to see what he scored with his haul...turns out it was roughly only 75 benjamins in nickels...i told him i'd give him 2 benjamins fer petrol if he would run me to the local record store FACE THE MUSIC (which...incidentally...you millennial's & gen Z'ers will never appreciate the 1000's of click...click...click'n of cd's case on all those lazy afternoons of unsupervised entertainment like us gen X'ers relished in)</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span style="text-align: center;">once inside...i found myself thee holy grail of money holder's stare'n me</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQ4Q1wXyvGqFzhm2hD5Loig9gswbGkTXHFwEiYF-kmZT09_sRYiP1zAF1s_tgHc8LbjVtPkvlbRIEV1VYuf0uFM3Jdk0aVxvn6_mkHgbzlBeo8rb086iUSEUyxFGA5X_qa0F972ueGczQB/s1600/wallet.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="387" data-original-width="521" height="237" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQ4Q1wXyvGqFzhm2hD5Loig9gswbGkTXHFwEiYF-kmZT09_sRYiP1zAF1s_tgHc8LbjVtPkvlbRIEV1VYuf0uFM3Jdk0aVxvn6_mkHgbzlBeo8rb086iUSEUyxFGA5X_qa0F972ueGczQB/s320/wallet.JPG" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">smack dab in the face at the simple low low cost of $7.50...how could i go wrong? this was like totally an omen...cuz if i never would'a non violently robbed that twinkie truck...i would most likely never had went into FACE THE MUSIC that weekend and since there was only one dark lavender Culture Club wallet left...it was obviously meant to be!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">after my holy grail purchase...Big Lipps dropped me off at home as my </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgU6MnV_haZ4ECourrEyG28xG2Czqu6Tp6Lhnzaoxmimm22_UjnOOJ2Qy95hYTotj6B9dqNw8DmIPCZk1avzNpw9oEQH-u0HoRfPD2FIWi6axYRNlfP6vTfJOhDh1OGslCYiLnmDmiiDsACAU4O48AH1vKUJgY30hAsdW0zLjfr1RncE0KU1Nf5LNvSEGY_/s500/leia.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="211" data-original-width="500" height="135" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgU6MnV_haZ4ECourrEyG28xG2Czqu6Tp6Lhnzaoxmimm22_UjnOOJ2Qy95hYTotj6B9dqNw8DmIPCZk1avzNpw9oEQH-u0HoRfPD2FIWi6axYRNlfP6vTfJOhDh1OGslCYiLnmDmiiDsACAU4O48AH1vKUJgY30hAsdW0zLjfr1RncE0KU1Nf5LNvSEGY_/s320/leia.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">i could feel my walls close'n in on me and suddenly it felt like that time when the princess was trapped in H-E-double hockey stix try'na escape the death star...with no hope in sight of ever find'n my wallet</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">i could barely catch my breath as i flew back down to the video store to</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiF2zLswgxrAW-U0ts-KXOv9ZFJ61_06OVjKAQmsowNBsZCoAvzjC08RMOdBZ_d8oKn0FGB9wEplJvXMo2pJk35lrq7vfpEpph5VwVyFIfTCTClal2t26IB1Mly7lT1HA_TQ-KaBhwAXG7NOwbW6s27s7jEyWpN38n1xzFB_6wygiVrwR2FF2EhtRKnikS0/s200/mentos.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="166" data-original-width="200" height="166" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiF2zLswgxrAW-U0ts-KXOv9ZFJ61_06OVjKAQmsowNBsZCoAvzjC08RMOdBZ_d8oKn0FGB9wEplJvXMo2pJk35lrq7vfpEpph5VwVyFIfTCTClal2t26IB1Mly7lT1HA_TQ-KaBhwAXG7NOwbW6s27s7jEyWpN38n1xzFB_6wygiVrwR2FF2EhtRKnikS0/s1600/mentos.gif" width="200" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">WOW! this was not the way my mentos moment was suppose to end!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">moral of this story is...karma was more than just a chameleon from the </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="949" data-original-width="702" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZLZUyqAQRsREmSyWm34_BzuM7kRAzPFxqWdCcIZkZNj7ONqlztYZ2P035tymNWx_wB2JoA9AC-542LtziCllN8AyLvDxhJ67Ym1rV0Ac04Maq_7XfUInzaswYBujQ5W74FT8a4gltVa31/s320/kk.jpg" width="236" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">now GET OFF MY DRESS!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">ps...if the statute of limitations hasn't run out and we can still possibly be </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGHLmL_RapqH0goyUWIU_8SB3HEF8xoDCIvecqm5fbR1keZsudJm0ViYJC4JX5cjc-7POQ_taQ9_7YfEaT7o78UhK-uQYm8g0jxiLofBocbv8hXzy0AXoi5bTrAC5Zw667AVQcpjOVqZuqBOYvqdRNeUYTtqvg5rL1Non0LyqH2cuxIpvRZRPCd2JBUfSn/s390/dream.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="285" data-original-width="390" height="234" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjGHLmL_RapqH0goyUWIU_8SB3HEF8xoDCIvecqm5fbR1keZsudJm0ViYJC4JX5cjc-7POQ_taQ9_7YfEaT7o78UhK-uQYm8g0jxiLofBocbv8hXzy0AXoi5bTrAC5Zw667AVQcpjOVqZuqBOYvqdRNeUYTtqvg5rL1Non0LyqH2cuxIpvRZRPCd2JBUfSn/s320/dream.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">charged with some sorta armed robbery or high crimes and misdemeanors after all these years...ummm this was all just an alleged dream that i fergot to not remember...ever happened!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: left;">pps...in case you didn't forgo that over priced mocha choka pumpkin </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjlMuFsTiIXiwUNQ8leguUa93BwB-44Zu6KoePjSTH3HCHw86T01s-EbDQMhCn4WMTDgu5nKLY_eafaoAlX-e-E57A9VaCWM-VVHZPr9Nlgo6Br0pQijBYGmZ2p8_p-BVAeVl6iFKC72KIFf-Q6PTmyrWj780mTMfTwxr0yeS02wkqdopD765b-IF6ILwhl/s898/bruce.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="405" data-original-width="898" height="144" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjlMuFsTiIXiwUNQ8leguUa93BwB-44Zu6KoePjSTH3HCHw86T01s-EbDQMhCn4WMTDgu5nKLY_eafaoAlX-e-E57A9VaCWM-VVHZPr9Nlgo6Br0pQijBYGmZ2p8_p-BVAeVl6iFKC72KIFf-Q6PTmyrWj780mTMfTwxr0yeS02wkqdopD765b-IF6ILwhl/s320/bruce.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div><span style="text-align: left;">spiced frappe </span>with all those chemically enhanced sprinkles last week like i had asked or perhaps yer feel'n just a wee bit more generous and don't wanna burn in the firey pits of whatever delusional afterlife story you believe in then why not <a href="https://www.gofundme.com/f/snvcd-keep-the-dream-alive?utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook">donate to a worthy cause</a>!</div></div>Mattress Feverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03123224966230037503noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3720865673458747444.post-59680110999477920392023-09-11T07:06:00.013-05:002023-09-12T19:23:57.609-05:00SWEET TOOTH pt 1close yer eyes and picture it kittens...the time...let's just go with the 16th<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8uEDU1Ick2ojuDVq4lEvDdeVQNUzLjkDN_ka-n5c5rYggAaz1lsvtMAXm-c5PgdS_zm9CH8I_7TQWoT3WC_SyBljjHr5DI_RcpFMKYz7mK4miqF_c2_amgvl_AbB6yRkt45lSqivXOwqu/s1600/robin.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="300" data-original-width="500" height="192" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg8uEDU1Ick2ojuDVq4lEvDdeVQNUzLjkDN_ka-n5c5rYggAaz1lsvtMAXm-c5PgdS_zm9CH8I_7TQWoT3WC_SyBljjHr5DI_RcpFMKYz7mK4miqF_c2_amgvl_AbB6yRkt45lSqivXOwqu/s320/robin.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: start;">century...</span>why not!...scattered with fair maidens...bumble'n sheriffs and a witty acherist fox...with his band of merry men...who could shoot an arrow that could dance thru the air like the precision of the russian ballet...who stole from the rich and gave to the poor</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhIqhujcgdxDrW52GdcJWf4Afv33JexsYzHcNYWTrG7hqSAcW7NAuS2q4XNVS4zjvSv2zLeYogSsaQzlW17C20_vm0N-hm7qZWw_U4ocqsyT48mWHt87IPthaKaHI4lpTOdg-S1Ol2zXzJz/s1600/pup.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="596" data-original-width="631" height="302" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhIqhujcgdxDrW52GdcJWf4Afv33JexsYzHcNYWTrG7hqSAcW7NAuS2q4XNVS4zjvSv2zLeYogSsaQzlW17C20_vm0N-hm7qZWw_U4ocqsyT48mWHt87IPthaKaHI4lpTOdg-S1Ol2zXzJz/s320/pup.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">awwwwwwwwwww!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNrVHpRa9cPHBQ_OyFjtTZdU9bEHhGRCvGbizxX3fsJBlOARkEayjQ1Vo8EICZtpDZG0-Cq7L9m4XXnqrkZao6iEz4sYlsoQLjQNHu0a0YM7DWNxsRBy_q8IjPKVGQkeB1Zhaq7zPaqBUa/s1600/car.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="240" data-original-width="460" height="166" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNrVHpRa9cPHBQ_OyFjtTZdU9bEHhGRCvGbizxX3fsJBlOARkEayjQ1Vo8EICZtpDZG0-Cq7L9m4XXnqrkZao6iEz4sYlsoQLjQNHu0a0YM7DWNxsRBy_q8IjPKVGQkeB1Zhaq7zPaqBUa/s320/car.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">now let's hop in our delorean...and fast forward to 3 centuries later</div><br />where corruption and chaos ensued across a centralized area of the US...<br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfEYbbXrKKHK7WG0QrS0mWJQgm0oGZP48iKFrqMtK67zNhY_g70JHMdHmrtVVQb53A4qoKDC7J2fBmVlCD2SD5iD9-a6jGpdZRCwBCE655fhEKTGz9iOIMuRIqt1f1FR-F2QjUU_2ctmFj/s1600/pic.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="320" data-original-width="228" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfEYbbXrKKHK7WG0QrS0mWJQgm0oGZP48iKFrqMtK67zNhY_g70JHMdHmrtVVQb53A4qoKDC7J2fBmVlCD2SD5iD9-a6jGpdZRCwBCE655fhEKTGz9iOIMuRIqt1f1FR-F2QjUU_2ctmFj/s1600/pic.JPG" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">thanx in part to thee most famous duo...and i ain't talk'n about Orelean & Jarvis Hufflenagel and his terrify'n tambourine act...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjcFECO7VSOEMx9A6pe1jR4_oOawpWYLJUorFSLM-sjtatK2BBzsOI4o0d2H46BzmefIZEt1bXTdRSphzlIcB1O7PthmbqVeKrdoOezQnV6p7lsmErrvP3z8gB7yKKp_YvSK76_TR1jHuHtHM8wQs4DA1lxkQduB_hhyk-Dr55XZ8dC0rhT9M656l-8Dyyb/s500/bc.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="243" data-original-width="500" height="156" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjcFECO7VSOEMx9A6pe1jR4_oOawpWYLJUorFSLM-sjtatK2BBzsOI4o0d2H46BzmefIZEt1bXTdRSphzlIcB1O7PthmbqVeKrdoOezQnV6p7lsmErrvP3z8gB7yKKp_YvSK76_TR1jHuHtHM8wQs4DA1lxkQduB_hhyk-Dr55XZ8dC0rhT9M656l-8Dyyb/s320/bc.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">no...i speakith of one Bonnie and Clyde...and their bank robb'n bandits...who terrified the country in the 1930's...steal'n from the banks and basically not give'n back to the those suffer'n from the great depression...which seriously...i'da give'n em a pass if they had...banks are FDIC insured fer that sorta shit anyways!<br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6lpGBQPa0kA_DBavJRZkRFxfUIP5HzpiTG-vAMM3aXyaHc6ZQQ8JkHzm8o5dCGl6xYVyfws_UCQSaK2d0I4s5oOMmfRcGI221eavW8Jq51qfThDSQcqHMbmXDpJAga7x7_TyvXK8hluPEPPeqFlw7zZ4jMhJ7Zr4BkRrnCuOowtSlcj65SyBy8N5yQVHI/s280/breathless.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="170" data-original-width="280" height="170" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6lpGBQPa0kA_DBavJRZkRFxfUIP5HzpiTG-vAMM3aXyaHc6ZQQ8JkHzm8o5dCGl6xYVyfws_UCQSaK2d0I4s5oOMmfRcGI221eavW8Jq51qfThDSQcqHMbmXDpJAga7x7_TyvXK8hluPEPPeqFlw7zZ4jMhJ7Zr4BkRrnCuOowtSlcj65SyBy8N5yQVHI/s1600/breathless.gif" width="280" /></a></div>and of course who couldn't ferget about Breathless Mahoney dance'n fer her dolla's under the clutches of Big Boy Caprice and his band of misfits in the early 90's</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div>i myself also got caught up in the romance of the wild wild midwest...</div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjkl4PbChn_6UwWl8QY1PaNgp0cWc_trkG_p8KEY4rPm8ZrTH_yY_bQ0PagtURvVwP-RPpJ0V-c00EaYcqARxB9x0RIKNHxcJJxze0Tkdlw7hg3mOBq1hAJk5uGAWDFEYS4M8kWqk6RniFNIJUbbASusRf3kia55TbhIz158t3TJKo5p3dVT627CfDNcef1/s400/minds.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="296" data-original-width="400" height="237" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjkl4PbChn_6UwWl8QY1PaNgp0cWc_trkG_p8KEY4rPm8ZrTH_yY_bQ0PagtURvVwP-RPpJ0V-c00EaYcqARxB9x0RIKNHxcJJxze0Tkdlw7hg3mOBq1hAJk5uGAWDFEYS4M8kWqk6RniFNIJUbbASusRf3kia55TbhIz158t3TJKo5p3dVT627CfDNcef1/s320/minds.gif" width="320" /></a></div></div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">back in summer of 1985 to be </span>perfectly honest...simply outta sheer boredom one nite of course...cuz <a href="https://open.spotify.com/artist/6hN9F0iuULZYWXppob22Aj?autoplay=true">SIMPLE MINDS</a> damn video fer "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CdqoNKCCt7A">DON'T YOU FORGET ABOUT ME</a>" was still the #1 video fer the 4th straight week on Mtv's top 20 video countdown in may of that year...which i was like completely over it 3 weeks earlier...as you could imagine</div></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLFhj8wOoavPPF6bqDwCVQiCzqGE3tVT-ug6gZRgdOL1qiJQM5Gcq4OEJYOC3XY10XcHMlFYwVEfhZTgBWc7ldcjNn7NVsANEO3KVMKreg9_EA0vbYAhySBKs5eKppFKPbcXeHbJuWajClx7EEYc_kYxmHKuYES3ArHZZjgvETenQfRFc4KcDTkMiG_zQI/s360/world.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="270" data-original-width="360" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLFhj8wOoavPPF6bqDwCVQiCzqGE3tVT-ug6gZRgdOL1qiJQM5Gcq4OEJYOC3XY10XcHMlFYwVEfhZTgBWc7ldcjNn7NVsANEO3KVMKreg9_EA0vbYAhySBKs5eKppFKPbcXeHbJuWajClx7EEYc_kYxmHKuYES3ArHZZjgvETenQfRFc4KcDTkMiG_zQI/s320/world.gif" width="320" /></a></div></div><div><div style="text-align: center;">although it did knock out that annoy'n as fucklestix charity whiner "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9BNoNFKCBI">WE ARE THE WORLD</a>" (even if the song was fer a good cause) plus...i just felt LaToya was really just lyp-sync'n thee entire damn time</div></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhLZ82nxCiJNmchfKUW6ge9bPM1Apt0im8qWwGHIPgwa77Dajx5s_4PEywHEsbiIA5Y_3L2uY8gu8eWlGd1e6xcFMhhEXjQg8v0gcLlvB7sVU0EV0F-NFfzqKjHbflZLeSezfdm-k7ZBnO1/s1600/but.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="280" data-original-width="210" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhLZ82nxCiJNmchfKUW6ge9bPM1Apt0im8qWwGHIPgwa77Dajx5s_4PEywHEsbiIA5Y_3L2uY8gu8eWlGd1e6xcFMhhEXjQg8v0gcLlvB7sVU0EV0F-NFfzqKjHbflZLeSezfdm-k7ZBnO1/s1600/but.jpg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">BUTT...F-O-C-U-S....</div></div><div><br /></div><div>anywho'zll'ding....let's get back to the story shall we?</div><div><br /></div><div>so my friend...we'll call him fer the purposes of anonymity...hmmmm...<br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgojd8jJNmvOT9SZpo0Snjy80iRvSarUtRKNv_jIuzZiLliVcwTdLOeQ7XVFuvpV2lBoc9C70pY-aV8RTBuDcwuh_xSg1IqNpc7rcj2CkuAOVw5pztfEbxYCzC2R7azqaEsoJosPbxowB10p0-6sHp2BxYIE9H-lv2RaD9VvTmYr17NEdzN3e_nPN3j_rmZ/s245/luz.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="139" data-original-width="245" height="139" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgojd8jJNmvOT9SZpo0Snjy80iRvSarUtRKNv_jIuzZiLliVcwTdLOeQ7XVFuvpV2lBoc9C70pY-aV8RTBuDcwuh_xSg1IqNpc7rcj2CkuAOVw5pztfEbxYCzC2R7azqaEsoJosPbxowB10p0-6sHp2BxYIE9H-lv2RaD9VvTmYr17NEdzN3e_nPN3j_rmZ/s1600/luz.gif" width="245" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">gimme <span style="text-align: left;">one sec...</span>oh i know...how about X-a-v-i-e-r...(even though he was far from bein' some sorta exotic brazillian adult entertainer)</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiY1kglLY2qtGp4Za5jvkDfouPfZdXkPegLbkaXKny_2A4YrN0IgjPuibipkdqp7gkgTu108vjC60Qq4WEPx3DP1ilULydna_se88VUZuXFj8O_sF-Ae5HQJkRM8HA9WkmOauyFjdtlzl3dv7PPujb4IStHAJFfoCrHVQ2CuzTAL1NNG0YUsKh8s38YR6Ah/s302/bach.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="240" data-original-width="302" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiY1kglLY2qtGp4Za5jvkDfouPfZdXkPegLbkaXKny_2A4YrN0IgjPuibipkdqp7gkgTu108vjC60Qq4WEPx3DP1ilULydna_se88VUZuXFj8O_sF-Ae5HQJkRM8HA9WkmOauyFjdtlzl3dv7PPujb4IStHAJFfoCrHVQ2CuzTAL1NNG0YUsKh8s38YR6Ah/s1600/bach.gif" width="302" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">he looked more like some pill popp'n alcoholic housewife with insomnia issues...in acid wash jeans (hey it was 1985...don't be a judgmental judy) he calls me up frantically one even'n in the summer of '85 and told me to high tale my plump and supple A double snakes out to his place...like pronto!</div></div><div><br /></div><div>feel'n the urgency in his voice...i scurried up the steps to my bathroom<br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9kCwyIXbCHh71YcC1jfIcH-g6HkwF3fTxGe5pVpW7OXaN0JyuQmeRdsgEpUem_cpjlF9j3fGCLxqRrqRfu-ZfGPXsIporUsqPKTfzYXEidjlb337nYuNFYPxj2qPUA-Cx5Php0yKMuYn8/s1600/7.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="510" data-original-width="750" height="217" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9kCwyIXbCHh71YcC1jfIcH-g6HkwF3fTxGe5pVpW7OXaN0JyuQmeRdsgEpUem_cpjlF9j3fGCLxqRrqRfu-ZfGPXsIporUsqPKTfzYXEidjlb337nYuNFYPxj2qPUA-Cx5Php0yKMuYn8/s320/7.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">and reapplied my bonnie bell uncola (but totally cool) lip smacker...due to the fact that my lips were dry as fuck that particular even'n cuz of the barometric pressure in the air...or lack there of (i think) winged my eyes with my jet black wet n wild eyeliner once again...rebuilt my bug shield with extra super hold aqua-net...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEisrp7CutfGTCnt58IVEfunyDJSMWC35fM1AfcA8NuQEmJJEWLzSNZBDC7V5YK8TUooAsbkHaGS8yZA26WG07IXqTwaqGGdk8tTmRn2lz9kacNW0fbzfGES-pXg4PRrqiIfJeypLxT1SK_y/s1600/bi.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="336" data-original-width="498" height="215" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEisrp7CutfGTCnt58IVEfunyDJSMWC35fM1AfcA8NuQEmJJEWLzSNZBDC7V5YK8TUooAsbkHaGS8yZA26WG07IXqTwaqGGdk8tTmRn2lz9kacNW0fbzfGES-pXg4PRrqiIfJeypLxT1SK_y/s320/bi.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">and hopp'd on my schwinn mobile (anise red) and flew off like a hornet in heat to his home in Homer...which was approximately a leisure 20 minute bike ride (<span style="text-align: left;">though i knew he wanted me there like yesterday) so i hadda pump up my cardio fer the even'n and flew thru the bike paths around lake Winona like a bat outta H-E-double hockey stix…</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvkoevMY9UM3EubaMkied4jF0rpxuKCRVR7hT_rXDQ4yHqwgFHXKzyDCMTwnSMBLT-1cyeJ_rB8_9kh0_FdUs88Fir2CHeYNT1SlGrkzY1Zf9h4Y893wWH_WPTK5ptPrbpe0BbQAMxkI33/s1600/fish.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="433" data-original-width="476" height="291" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvkoevMY9UM3EubaMkied4jF0rpxuKCRVR7hT_rXDQ4yHqwgFHXKzyDCMTwnSMBLT-1cyeJ_rB8_9kh0_FdUs88Fir2CHeYNT1SlGrkzY1Zf9h4Y893wWH_WPTK5ptPrbpe0BbQAMxkI33/s320/fish.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">which...anyone grow'n up in the 80's on a hot humid nite knows NEVER to bike around the lakes of Winona...unless you wanna be viciously attacked by an army of fuck’n fish flies</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">once i reached the other end of the lakes...my entire bonnie bell uncola </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiEs_lQBQbt7NNcivVvvVhpKTjYZviV3zBaySNZLaV5VmCRHXn8YgWsprchgp4DqAVESdP1mWQNH5Ohc06678hTlcA3z7HSgqS-SjR3tUqkEBq0eZoVY43BQHCGbXrHFy2YOYDkblm1cJKt/s1600/qw.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="640" data-original-width="574" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiEs_lQBQbt7NNcivVvvVhpKTjYZviV3zBaySNZLaV5VmCRHXn8YgWsprchgp4DqAVESdP1mWQNH5Ohc06678hTlcA3z7HSgqS-SjR3tUqkEBq0eZoVY43BQHCGbXrHFy2YOYDkblm1cJKt/s320/qw.jpg" width="287" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"></div><span style="text-align: left;">smacked lips...</span>were no longer cool but more like a sticky land'n strip of fish fly fecal matter and my aqua-netted bug shield looked more like a Pablo Pissed-off-Caso masterpiece with suicidal fish flies...each harpooned by my sharp split ends (i was neither happy...nor hungry fer this adventure in the middle of the nite any longer)<div><br /><div style="text-align: left;">by the time i reached my final destination...i noticed a vend'n truck in Rick's (i mean Xavier's) driveway...his mother "Matilda" (more on her in another post) rented the upstairs of her house to a guy who worked fer </div><div style="text-align: left;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCmM-qf1adViIoXlRsqiZotO814m-N_ytl14-fJTVeNkUUYu7KPueEB2ZeYGZVxE8nibLQQMyos6PGPrk77WswfHQ7UCU7ARMGArBB68-otiQvh3w8-ecBgygGlVhsGHAZOkp1Vp6gcIoa/s1600/kravitz.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="326" data-original-width="498" height="209" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCmM-qf1adViIoXlRsqiZotO814m-N_ytl14-fJTVeNkUUYu7KPueEB2ZeYGZVxE8nibLQQMyos6PGPrk77WswfHQ7UCU7ARMGArBB68-otiQvh3w8-ecBgygGlVhsGHAZOkp1Vp6gcIoa/s320/kravitz.gif" width="320" /></a></div></div><div style="text-align: left;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">the </span><span style="text-align: left;">local vend'n machine company and apparently came home one even'n a bit inebriated and fergot to check if the doors of his vend'n truck </span><span style="text-align: left;">were locked....so </span>Xavier (always bein' a bit of a snoopy snoop that he was) found out the renter had fergotten to lock the back doors of his truck and when we opened the doors...we hit the mother fuck'n load of confectionery delights...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEic9GcLCPjxorDdRiTHfWAA-vPvuegxkL3W6bBsymqE_Ej16bWg2092bbd_JeGyEZMfo62YWu8_28kQ6p3rgRumxYe6duXkUxb-1g5hGkrjlKZ5jwg14yGQJhGuOQ_reBC3IMGHCWRQfHgP/s1600/dolly.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="530" data-original-width="1024" height="165" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEic9GcLCPjxorDdRiTHfWAA-vPvuegxkL3W6bBsymqE_Ej16bWg2092bbd_JeGyEZMfo62YWu8_28kQ6p3rgRumxYe6duXkUxb-1g5hGkrjlKZ5jwg14yGQJhGuOQ_reBC3IMGHCWRQfHgP/s320/dolly.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">what normal 15 year old is gonna pass up the opportunity to have a school years worth of bribery fer the classroom fucktard to leave you alone </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div>as me...Xavier and his nephew and my bff at the time...that we'll just refer</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgXqrHDS1BqQJWdB4D7OHJESQITNDpCzKaK9H98qgQFY_nen4Lgz9lcJyQK4RSgyesgsHheULd5bX91_l7NDJlb_hQ_BFVN7vBtoHajF2itKYqgaJ1O2U8ge5G1jk4vPGiH_5A2KoEDIfcULZ7P-3lbNBgqXXL-J8fp8OJjQnJ7tHba1P5bWzB9BNF8TKhM/s640/pete.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="490" data-original-width="640" height="245" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgXqrHDS1BqQJWdB4D7OHJESQITNDpCzKaK9H98qgQFY_nen4Lgz9lcJyQK4RSgyesgsHheULd5bX91_l7NDJlb_hQ_BFVN7vBtoHajF2itKYqgaJ1O2U8ge5G1jk4vPGiH_5A2KoEDIfcULZ7P-3lbNBgqXXL-J8fp8OJjQnJ7tHba1P5bWzB9BNF8TKhM/s320/pete.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div><div style="text-align: center;">to him as Big Lipps from here on out...flung open the massive twinkie embossed doors with all our might and jumped up inside the unlit truck...in the still of that dark humid july nite...<br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvLae8eg4cEd7RzMl9MyEjV12P-yYCza2BFYQub3cG3rM-O_DLZXOY3BK74BBsCwipUT6kdyYbGzWe_TCsSTnc3ylg2HTZvI9zT2rn2j501zITRuWbnTNS0N3ZtBrt54iNW-ZEqRsZ2T1R/s1600/doors.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="246" data-original-width="500" height="157" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvLae8eg4cEd7RzMl9MyEjV12P-yYCza2BFYQub3cG3rM-O_DLZXOY3BK74BBsCwipUT6kdyYbGzWe_TCsSTnc3ylg2HTZvI9zT2rn2j501zITRuWbnTNS0N3ZtBrt54iNW-ZEqRsZ2T1R/s320/doors.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"></div>i barely made it 2 feet inside before i ended up stubb'n my fake doc marten combat boot and flopp'n over on a heavy object that projectiled me to the front of the van...so Xavier jumped out quick to grab a flashlight from Big Lipps ma's gold lamae colored pinto blow-about mobile that we planned on use'n as our get-a-way car...to see what was block'n our stash of sugary satisfactions fer years to come<br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;">once Xavier had totally assessed the situation with his roam'n flashlight</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivkzzqea5iJlHhhVA8QoHTVO3pZzj1z5nOM0RVScHShY1IgGnCj5k5a0_8tJ9FcrFBhyRvYD-VItCTaMH_fEgamN3BxYIZ-MXUFIw82mm-_RI84Zi0Bm2hbLmpqE4bXahQtVLNiPlMpjvIxYlV7qmuv5CMxRTn24d4h71BcsVZhsvb-x30D3SzmSQ3pkU7/s960/0D396788-27C6-479D-B3A0-D9ED6949EE1C.jpeg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="960" data-original-width="732" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivkzzqea5iJlHhhVA8QoHTVO3pZzj1z5nOM0RVScHShY1IgGnCj5k5a0_8tJ9FcrFBhyRvYD-VItCTaMH_fEgamN3BxYIZ-MXUFIw82mm-_RI84Zi0Bm2hbLmpqE4bXahQtVLNiPlMpjvIxYlV7qmuv5CMxRTn24d4h71BcsVZhsvb-x30D3SzmSQ3pkU7/s320/0D396788-27C6-479D-B3A0-D9ED6949EE1C.jpeg" width="244" /></a></div>now GET OFF MY DRESS!</div><div><br /></div><div>ps...if yer an animal lover like me...then skip that over priced mocha choka pumpkin spiced frappe </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjlMuFsTiIXiwUNQ8leguUa93BwB-44Zu6KoePjSTH3HCHw86T01s-EbDQMhCn4WMTDgu5nKLY_eafaoAlX-e-E57A9VaCWM-VVHZPr9Nlgo6Br0pQijBYGmZ2p8_p-BVAeVl6iFKC72KIFf-Q6PTmyrWj780mTMfTwxr0yeS02wkqdopD765b-IF6ILwhl/s898/bruce.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="405" data-original-width="898" height="144" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjlMuFsTiIXiwUNQ8leguUa93BwB-44Zu6KoePjSTH3HCHw86T01s-EbDQMhCn4WMTDgu5nKLY_eafaoAlX-e-E57A9VaCWM-VVHZPr9Nlgo6Br0pQijBYGmZ2p8_p-BVAeVl6iFKC72KIFf-Q6PTmyrWj780mTMfTwxr0yeS02wkqdopD765b-IF6ILwhl/s320/bruce.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div>with all those chemically enhanced sprinkles this week and do somethin' good fer yer conscious by <a href="https://www.gofundme.com/f/snvcd-keep-the-dream-alive?utm_campaign=p_cp+share-sheet&utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook">donate'n to a worthy cause</a>!</div></div></div></div></div></div></div>Mattress Feverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03123224966230037503noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3720865673458747444.post-53326150840269399842023-09-03T23:02:00.002-05:002023-09-04T07:06:45.014-05:00TIME IN A BOTTLEimagine fer a moment kittens...that you picked the winn'n lottery numbers<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhb0ZZbQfsf84WYQAVTLTkZu0AWANLL_rsLDyjtVtHsdU02jLkI_LT4dDRAwidZgH8cHU7UO_Hgp49fQx0QlQLJpMBb8mOTYDk-cUY5fWIiIL1_bshQCuXETfKA9OqVgHImtrqhuuRNy7XT/s444/marty.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="250" data-original-width="444" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhb0ZZbQfsf84WYQAVTLTkZu0AWANLL_rsLDyjtVtHsdU02jLkI_LT4dDRAwidZgH8cHU7UO_Hgp49fQx0QlQLJpMBb8mOTYDk-cUY5fWIiIL1_bshQCuXETfKA9OqVgHImtrqhuuRNy7XT/s320/marty.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">in exact order from left to right (include'n the bonus ball) and yer biggest...most frivolous purchase was to the keys that belonged inside Marty McFly's fancy schmancy plutonium fueled wheels...whisk'n yerself away in but a mere blink of an eye to some exotic...erotic mini vaca to escape all the trials and tribulations... </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgk8Hda8eK_nbB1bc7GsdvuOgw7T0BxyTg2b30r0sZtoWSErVNCUKJU3w4vifQol3EgAeoaOPHXT2xfPdutfYqCNPyvve5C8gpYABhSqD8LkAHK19C7wRnezHwxoUS85CgNT5cNX0-k0BLPW343Skflv9he9vYCzJSsTheH4uWTYrpYDoCerdbCV5bxpOrO/s1200/dipshit.webp" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="675" data-original-width="1200" height="180" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgk8Hda8eK_nbB1bc7GsdvuOgw7T0BxyTg2b30r0sZtoWSErVNCUKJU3w4vifQol3EgAeoaOPHXT2xfPdutfYqCNPyvve5C8gpYABhSqD8LkAHK19C7wRnezHwxoUS85CgNT5cNX0-k0BLPW343Skflv9he9vYCzJSsTheH4uWTYrpYDoCerdbCV5bxpOrO/s320/dipshit.webp" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">from all the current tirades and tantrums that's bein served up by these 19 insurrectional anal drippage contestants at the Miss Corrupt Constitutionalists 2023 competition plus the current covid creep'n back up that'll be consume'n yer christmas treason this season i guess</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFlRl5kEN18MrukKW_AP1L0Scf7mJwuzG49huuKgZa0cmB_tuoEq-6bgCmaEOy1zJqSFh0z9_lB1Uwz31-EXY4rZuWcxAVBtx7R3UaX-RT-RSgf05noqF9JVo3N_D240C44UoLuZ-5FaoYdx5of2KgDBc4crVlFJjdfsps4Ra9aCzuDpefhOcN147iXL2l/s796/butt.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="796" data-original-width="600" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFlRl5kEN18MrukKW_AP1L0Scf7mJwuzG49huuKgZa0cmB_tuoEq-6bgCmaEOy1zJqSFh0z9_lB1Uwz31-EXY4rZuWcxAVBtx7R3UaX-RT-RSgf05noqF9JVo3N_D240C44UoLuZ-5FaoYdx5of2KgDBc4crVlFJjdfsps4Ra9aCzuDpefhOcN147iXL2l/s320/butt.jpg" width="241" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">BUTT enough of that!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div><span style="text-align: center;">would you choose the post modern prehistorical era of the FLINSTONES</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEggV7pevl2WPUDNkhdqKMdNljwwEt4JZ2j2AOioGSG2bSL45OtTylLRyqfn_ScZgfiLxDvNAUMBHVFywM2SRkW-llrdwtSpLftPaj1MLpnGOAVKsut0Ky96VgArWpfpsP-Jh4vGft5vRQyqguFtzoYfRle0fc-2_jrEX1bNKt_PLO0N-Iu_7O9zSX1vD6_s/s480/flintstones.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="360" data-original-width="480" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEggV7pevl2WPUDNkhdqKMdNljwwEt4JZ2j2AOioGSG2bSL45OtTylLRyqfn_ScZgfiLxDvNAUMBHVFywM2SRkW-llrdwtSpLftPaj1MLpnGOAVKsut0Ky96VgArWpfpsP-Jh4vGft5vRQyqguFtzoYfRle0fc-2_jrEX1bNKt_PLO0N-Iu_7O9zSX1vD6_s/s320/flintstones.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"> just to be the belle of the ball to show off that beautiful new pearl necklace that you got as a down payment fer all yer future affection from yer bestie...after he gave you that pent up pearl necklace along with some crotch crickets from the nite before?</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div>perhaps a cozy nite kick'n up yer heels with Knights of the Round Table</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYZQf2klSEjVGyT-lrFsM0oTxgIJkzAhyphenhyphen7qVtxk6sn7Jp8h9inQxwVSQvttxs2BDzE9kKDMhffq7u2EkPXCGAyLPYmoDMWvoopM9RDc-DOJNYhAS7slvOoBIkvq-hI0tIhDXmezAtFqwb9/s220/knights.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="130" data-original-width="220" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYZQf2klSEjVGyT-lrFsM0oTxgIJkzAhyphenhyphen7qVtxk6sn7Jp8h9inQxwVSQvttxs2BDzE9kKDMhffq7u2EkPXCGAyLPYmoDMWvoopM9RDc-DOJNYhAS7slvOoBIkvq-hI0tIhDXmezAtFqwb9/s0/knights.gif" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">is more to yer speed...where you could swap yer cattle fer a couple of cocktails at the local Hurry Back Inn</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div>if i hadda pick an era honestly though...i'd really wanna go back to the jolly<br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgHbC_Dc8clbTWfJFA4FQVQ8R98aTTfGHwL33-4w8fMY54eQFd-5zzd-XkOBq-4bIKgPXVvd2pERk_1cVB6FEU8yjBLF1iYKlHPzfFupZ25nArFDDjMbPJfs-lE9NXkv965LbniA7lI8PCC/s493/mole.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="355" data-original-width="493" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgHbC_Dc8clbTWfJFA4FQVQ8R98aTTfGHwL33-4w8fMY54eQFd-5zzd-XkOBq-4bIKgPXVvd2pERk_1cVB6FEU8yjBLF1iYKlHPzfFupZ25nArFDDjMbPJfs-lE9NXkv965LbniA7lI8PCC/s320/mole.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">jubilant days of the 1950's...just to be best friends with Miss Kitty's beauty mark...to be her "private secretary" in the back room at her saloon and to find out if that really was a gun in Marshall Dillon's pocket or if he was just happy to see me</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkh5D4ajqjV68NgNycyRUjmhNzKYbaonNCJKvX7_s-XGn9yeFlfuF_pRA3i1wd59WAvgGlRQ7Tl6QsOkMSuFqOYENbEnsh7RB4cgBnTqO5xR19Mu36mOWei-iis5JPAi28N2W9bXAJu186/s282/lucy.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="200" data-original-width="282" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkh5D4ajqjV68NgNycyRUjmhNzKYbaonNCJKvX7_s-XGn9yeFlfuF_pRA3i1wd59WAvgGlRQ7Tl6QsOkMSuFqOYENbEnsh7RB4cgBnTqO5xR19Mu36mOWei-iis5JPAi28N2W9bXAJu186/s0/lucy.gif" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">where tv intoxication was just as commonly accepted as a priest on a playground!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div>of course though...if you really wanted to experience the full effect of the</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtvhA3JyXnrn6ADrrLPc_Gn14rS5yltdL6W1Zqd0CalJr1haRztS680NFeqdC9gvnGrwPcxPWQL1719ePOZ24_0FeThhZPSLDs2qt5ysLHU93oAW2KrM27kjygwHVzJT_Hlj6iOmQC63AZ/s800/salon.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="558" data-original-width="800" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtvhA3JyXnrn6ADrrLPc_Gn14rS5yltdL6W1Zqd0CalJr1haRztS680NFeqdC9gvnGrwPcxPWQL1719ePOZ24_0FeThhZPSLDs2qt5ysLHU93oAW2KrM27kjygwHVzJT_Hlj6iOmQC63AZ/s320/salon.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">1950's </span>and how it affected the people of the golden era of capitalism...all you'd have to do is pop into any of the local beauty parlors or soda shops and talk amongst the common folk to find out about all the real trials and tribulations that they had to endure...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFZULhohT34t3cRMS-_87ey5LJPlpbPdfvH49306gRFo8IzblFP6G2iuFrTopUGaIuO1aOsj_hA9QJn8JpHR_K2wrzWr9vRKHcWDnfiYkJVs6z4hv9Vcb3drAjTQTGGeoAbbYJm8JtsLqq/s262/067DF957-AE42-4A6C-93CB-E499367AABE6.jpeg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="262" data-original-width="193" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiFZULhohT34t3cRMS-_87ey5LJPlpbPdfvH49306gRFo8IzblFP6G2iuFrTopUGaIuO1aOsj_hA9QJn8JpHR_K2wrzWr9vRKHcWDnfiYkJVs6z4hv9Vcb3drAjTQTGGeoAbbYJm8JtsLqq/s0/067DF957-AE42-4A6C-93CB-E499367AABE6.jpeg" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">the follow'n comments are actual conversations from concerned citizens and studious shoppers that i've personally tracked down from nearly 70 years ago...</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div><span style="text-align: center;">Mary Beth Brown told Veronica VanWinkle as she was gett'n a snatched</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4OghMpnuiRp1PynYwxvHbcl7JGO72nN53sihyRuumApFx15PfpGhWdgcQiuNjqomT5E5G7gdMgg5mqFo7MT2vARtiuIiM5JeinNweQLF2jKz5A3TeWh8o2VD9bJwci2yi9t_aVFTx3oh3/s1024/discuss.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="768" data-original-width="1024" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4OghMpnuiRp1PynYwxvHbcl7JGO72nN53sihyRuumApFx15PfpGhWdgcQiuNjqomT5E5G7gdMgg5mqFo7MT2vARtiuIiM5JeinNweQLF2jKz5A3TeWh8o2VD9bJwci2yi9t_aVFTx3oh3/s320/discuss.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">back bitch'n bouffant "oh Veron...i'm afraid to send my kids to the movies any more...ever since they let Clark Gable get by with say'n "DAMN" in "GONE WITH THE WIND" it seems every new movie has either "DAMN" or "HELL" in it" Veronica snapped back "well MaryBeth...did you hear the post office is thinking about charging a dime just to mail a letter? and i can't get over how i can't afford to be sick anymore...$35 a day in the hospital is too rich for my blood"</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSVsx3gn1FsEZba6kqKTUvubYU-Fg4zA-34FWye70Pau2OgeW6Rg-6LdNA_SeWIAxuxSxpb3CQr6LJAkuk0qPoXVYoPkpmH7ga3rfrVDvToi6jFlo4K60Od8kgF41mnLqNEvGwqZp8hH5l/s600/hanger.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="408" data-original-width="600" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgSVsx3gn1FsEZba6kqKTUvubYU-Fg4zA-34FWye70Pau2OgeW6Rg-6LdNA_SeWIAxuxSxpb3CQr6LJAkuk0qPoXVYoPkpmH7ga3rfrVDvToi6jFlo4K60Od8kgF41mnLqNEvGwqZp8hH5l/s320/hanger.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">(anyone order a back alley abortion?...that's all i'm say'n)</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div>down the street at FERRY's barber shop...you can here Abel tell'n his </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwMjczoZ5eo3ek8kE4sQwYB3TwWICcHNCDTsc5QmRVT2KFM-cyGqByiEW3wI7KUkFBXAFKesFvQP1YPkTe_lT809cn1IVZLopsGnYdn9pLcm6z7hZPrY1LUR5WMNQNFOz0HUwzCkWUh_21/s620/ferry.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="414" data-original-width="620" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwMjczoZ5eo3ek8kE4sQwYB3TwWICcHNCDTsc5QmRVT2KFM-cyGqByiEW3wI7KUkFBXAFKesFvQP1YPkTe_lT809cn1IVZLopsGnYdn9pLcm6z7hZPrY1LUR5WMNQNFOz0HUwzCkWUh_21/s320/ferry.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">fav-o-rit "bowl'n </span>buddie" Arnie <span>"can you believe it Arnie...when i first started driving...who would have thought that someday gas would cost 29 cents a gallon...guess we'd be better off leaving the car in the garage...and i tell you something else...if cigarettes keep going up in price...i'm going to quit...a quarter a pack is ridiculous" </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPwG4YtJjp7HoUbE0K6l82h7BATKvOphEMYfb9vWW6bxLiAjjr5VDpziq7PJYDK6vWDOecrXI9Bjn7vuB_kEs5dK1gN4lZ7NKomkL__DVqNf-GqwKjHZaKU82XcGYus2be2pyeptbd6ehQ/s480/liberace.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="360" data-original-width="480" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPwG4YtJjp7HoUbE0K6l82h7BATKvOphEMYfb9vWW6bxLiAjjr5VDpziq7PJYDK6vWDOecrXI9Bjn7vuB_kEs5dK1gN4lZ7NKomkL__DVqNf-GqwKjHZaKU82XcGYus2be2pyeptbd6ehQ/s320/liberace.gif" width="320" /></a></div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span>(so much fer bump'n shoulders with the elite while you eat and sipp'n on those low balls while he grabs yers at yer fav-o-rit nite spot)</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span><br /></span></div><div><span style="text-align: center;">across town...Marcella Tingle </span><span style="text-align: center;">tells the friendly bagger at the Piggly Wiggly</span></div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1eOwTNVTSvocpUsTe3EE-puHxGGY0PZiK3hjToAgDFqKlcvXXVEzVIFJ-sU8qNXNEJhk2ugSR175dzug0r3MU2XkdldT-9MnMSsKeaGtT6Hu3qqov7meHjjxYNxybiu7EsaNO7FlN8CyO/s750/piggly.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="695" data-original-width="750" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg1eOwTNVTSvocpUsTe3EE-puHxGGY0PZiK3hjToAgDFqKlcvXXVEzVIFJ-sU8qNXNEJhk2ugSR175dzug0r3MU2XkdldT-9MnMSsKeaGtT6Hu3qqov7meHjjxYNxybiu7EsaNO7FlN8CyO/s320/piggly.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">that she's been want'n to personally bag herself...as little Suzie stares aimlessly into his oddly shaped padded ass "i tell you one thing Archie...if prices keep going the way they are...it's going to be impossible to buy a weeks worth of groceries for $20 anymore”</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNz-m5CkhGwHm21Ka3g-TcGNZuotSozUIuxnQuRlWb4sfRyJl3TRb6-W1jWbFKRfDLb43rYVRCUCdQnCD89my2HyCGcHKWhZ9PE9blg2zaNNYAeju8ACuKPHXTPqoTZGfb7MN-_o0Jogy6/s500/dress.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="193" data-original-width="500" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNz-m5CkhGwHm21Ka3g-TcGNZuotSozUIuxnQuRlWb4sfRyJl3TRb6-W1jWbFKRfDLb43rYVRCUCdQnCD89my2HyCGcHKWhZ9PE9blg2zaNNYAeju8ACuKPHXTPqoTZGfb7MN-_o0Jogy6/s320/dress.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">(FUCK...there goes yer elegantly coutured wardrobe stash cash you been swipe'n from his weekly paychecks ladies)</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">think'n of gett'n away with the family fer the weekend after a rough week</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYWB64OzYcx1Z1K08SsM9ByMRrIF-dsxZATdxMu79L5FH9iKAbl4p_8f7R0mTGI7xZndeiPb7sj7U1gnFJudZHm407LeCa8l0GJYFsPHj2SJVFjvqq_E-5GR9a4McQc5w1y-u69t91SBD-/s416/hotel.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="343" data-original-width="416" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYWB64OzYcx1Z1K08SsM9ByMRrIF-dsxZATdxMu79L5FH9iKAbl4p_8f7R0mTGI7xZndeiPb7sj7U1gnFJudZHm407LeCa8l0GJYFsPHj2SJVFjvqq_E-5GR9a4McQc5w1y-u69t91SBD-/s320/hotel.JPG" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">at the office? well...why not take a lil advice from Vernon and Connie Miller first as Connie confesses "there's no sense going to Lincoln or Omaha anymore for a weekend...it costs nearly $15 for a hotel" as Vernon adds his 2 cents worth "thank goodness i won't live to see the day that the government will take half our income in taxes...i sometimes wonder if we are electing the best people to congress"</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjljxjcly-3JvpeLRXUBESYC_uBMmUd7ClQrp0hJy4I4H6rfzPi5JNZVP8P_Swjaq6DSKQHjRvMuHdyeARiq3VdhrePoQ4g3dRGjA8-Jj8GNTviMrXyWUUO4d6IR82XTlZqwVELt4uMZJ1_/s500/car.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="280" data-original-width="500" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjljxjcly-3JvpeLRXUBESYC_uBMmUd7ClQrp0hJy4I4H6rfzPi5JNZVP8P_Swjaq6DSKQHjRvMuHdyeARiq3VdhrePoQ4g3dRGjA8-Jj8GNTviMrXyWUUO4d6IR82XTlZqwVELt4uMZJ1_/s320/car.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">(make sure he filled out the premium life insurance before you take that off the road...road trip)</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">just take'n a leisurely walk down main street...i overheard the Erpelding </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi8apyPaoThxygsCEEaY8NKvuelQMvfm3hRxk18oM5IJJ8keNLMRk2xHszKjG0HqkF-SNu3X42oRBRExY1lzR2BWSt_9l3j4tHqF-69C-GFYKKTJ8v03aJrnXfTkQgq1dE_6DkqdhvHb6Gj/s640/street.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="414" data-original-width="640" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi8apyPaoThxygsCEEaY8NKvuelQMvfm3hRxk18oM5IJJ8keNLMRk2xHszKjG0HqkF-SNu3X42oRBRExY1lzR2BWSt_9l3j4tHqF-69C-GFYKKTJ8v03aJrnXfTkQgq1dE_6DkqdhvHb6Gj/s320/street.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">brothers...</span>Ernie and Arnold...shoot'n the shit with ol' Bernie Wattembach...who was discuss'n the cost of hire'n help at his biz "geez...if they raise the minimum wage to $1...no one will be able to hire outside help at the store" then Ernie jumped in spill'n about somethin' absolutely insane "i read the other day where some scientist thinks it's possible to put a man on the moon by the end of the century...they even have some feller's they call astronauts preparing for it down in Texas" as Arnold chimed in "if they think i'll pay 50 cents for a haircut...forget it!"</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9gnkZbazuI25yg1hD7hGXRHIH_Cub5EMuX11vSZOir14qpPnRYBrTHHs7Bjvf9TtcUthrNpsALbGCrSakgFxMTWdUkdOJVCOm9sSr3rJVb2Uu12UEe1Qd6kf0lz3EXirtNUf6vXvzwj0s/s500/betty.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="386" data-original-width="500" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi9gnkZbazuI25yg1hD7hGXRHIH_Cub5EMuX11vSZOir14qpPnRYBrTHHs7Bjvf9TtcUthrNpsALbGCrSakgFxMTWdUkdOJVCOm9sSr3rJVb2Uu12UEe1Qd6kf0lz3EXirtNUf6vXvzwj0s/s320/betty.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">(might as well kiss all those Betty Page private show'ns goodbye)</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">there ya have it kittens....unfortunately times were just as hard 70's years</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGQ8iQLCt1EmznbHynBzKbGRigNMKIffCc8-Gi5doGtoLlyJbSCt_aK4g71HEvquQ8zZ_LWRshYX07U3Yu6UCmzpdHf1bDn9S7XLSGXCOihpSg9p1rBQ7KuP3hZUDmiFH4rj6mnIXwc5Lw/s566/sick.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="366" data-original-width="566" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhGQ8iQLCt1EmznbHynBzKbGRigNMKIffCc8-Gi5doGtoLlyJbSCt_aK4g71HEvquQ8zZ_LWRshYX07U3Yu6UCmzpdHf1bDn9S7XLSGXCOihpSg9p1rBQ7KuP3hZUDmiFH4rj6mnIXwc5Lw/s320/sick.JPG" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">ago </span>as they are today...well...minus the pandemic part 2 headed our way apparently and the mentally deranged IMPEACHED FOR LIFE twice and 4 times INDICTED (so far) corrupt lie'n cheat'n deranged sociopathetik orange dusted anal warted sack of shit stained venereal pustule pissbubble...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjL_Qi_nrZz9Kcmxrdpe2yQu24M6DNgWLDjSAdGXGkTZm0CpSQQSGzUygUXs80g6AtPnOTxEqDEPt2k6vVy8_rwKAhfIZNQ2hNu2ogbs0uVS2gkmDwmbo3xcb3mgjUMd7n2If-Uk9pvESHu9meW1u3kx74i6wquUsOArYW742PWZGHu26Y4nbQDJ4y6VfmT/s230/jack.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="184" data-original-width="230" height="184" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjL_Qi_nrZz9Kcmxrdpe2yQu24M6DNgWLDjSAdGXGkTZm0CpSQQSGzUygUXs80g6AtPnOTxEqDEPt2k6vVy8_rwKAhfIZNQ2hNu2ogbs0uVS2gkmDwmbo3xcb3mgjUMd7n2If-Uk9pvESHu9meW1u3kx74i6wquUsOArYW742PWZGHu26Y4nbQDJ4y6VfmT/s1600/jack.jpg" width="230" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">soon to be paint by number 'n yer license plates! (hopefully)</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><span style="text-align: center;">we all will eventually age like a wretched wine regardless of </span><span style="text-align: center;">what decade</span><span style="text-align: center;"> </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQQMBFinWUBtQO9uQaswB27oGlzv0RuQ6eyXiV4h2Lw6Y9uj6H4ONfHsn0NOJXVubkzyXpTjaRKgAVu0eSH-75BJj6T8GoLHBmmkxrP9TvIxQf8dYqVYMdOkjSTv58VUnoXXMb1tvJKSVr/s640/bettydavis.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="640" data-original-width="610" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQQMBFinWUBtQO9uQaswB27oGlzv0RuQ6eyXiV4h2Lw6Y9uj6H4ONfHsn0NOJXVubkzyXpTjaRKgAVu0eSH-75BJj6T8GoLHBmmkxrP9TvIxQf8dYqVYMdOkjSTv58VUnoXXMb1tvJKSVr/s320/bettydavis.gif" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">we attach ourselves to...who knows what the future generations will uncover about what we were bitch'n about these days...so buckle up and get with the program or just GET OFF MY DRESS!</div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">OH WAIT...before you get back to yer obviously miserable mundane life</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjH-_NEHE4sFCSVD_aQldh3c1EgJE2H7yPjb4tGeTlSwPulZnK-gg21S4iFmGiKtrTqS3JC4LiLRTaDCbyoGhMsBYzpULa9NSYAH_ExgZ6KCpo0PIyo2SFKYQZnkeDTdQfrbNaZq4icNKi7SQLD5Hv6A7Nx4VzXtoxL4IaG2ZLSyJZ9q66Hp997GNwp8pOP/s2180/9B5C5368-8AA2-463E-8C1C-9B78A6E94456.jpeg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="2180" data-original-width="1820" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjH-_NEHE4sFCSVD_aQldh3c1EgJE2H7yPjb4tGeTlSwPulZnK-gg21S4iFmGiKtrTqS3JC4LiLRTaDCbyoGhMsBYzpULa9NSYAH_ExgZ6KCpo0PIyo2SFKYQZnkeDTdQfrbNaZq4icNKi7SQLD5Hv6A7Nx4VzXtoxL4IaG2ZLSyJZ9q66Hp997GNwp8pOP/s320/9B5C5368-8AA2-463E-8C1C-9B78A6E94456.jpeg" width="267" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">i mean some of you have been read'n about my deliriously delightful yet inappropriately delusional thoughts week after week fer the past 13 years now (you only have yerself to blame fer that after all so don't try pinn'n it on me kitten) well it's my 53rd bday this week (YES I SAID IT) so i'm cash'n in all my favor chips...instead of send'n me canned goods or free STD coupons in the mail this year...why don'tcha entertain a more mature yet absofuckinglutely fantabuless crow (like myself) <a href="https://faceofhorror.org/2023/mattress-fever">by click'n and vote'n fer me in this silly lil online contest here</a> that i came across (since no one's come across me in months!)</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjr5T9bi-KwshIdefwGnHw-YrobZeJUwn0IyyAm_agq6-GRmDSFY5gSV9q-r0hs3MlFAmen9AB3vG__D01yaoSH-RZ41Qsyyaa37dgOV6f2ZHvfMF_kpTxdhvSm4LettX_E6EnsdfJNhDC4ZO_1_9krwoJ2cl46YmBvUJlXyYuSVMT5Yv2znrzZIFAbaVaP/s570/mad.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="413" data-original-width="570" height="232" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjr5T9bi-KwshIdefwGnHw-YrobZeJUwn0IyyAm_agq6-GRmDSFY5gSV9q-r0hs3MlFAmen9AB3vG__D01yaoSH-RZ41Qsyyaa37dgOV6f2ZHvfMF_kpTxdhvSm4LettX_E6EnsdfJNhDC4ZO_1_9krwoJ2cl46YmBvUJlXyYuSVMT5Yv2znrzZIFAbaVaP/s320/mad.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> just so's i can gets me a free horror shootie toot toot by some DAVID LACHAPELLEish pamida worthy happy snapper and $13g's to stick in my gofuckyerself refund fund! DON'T ASK...JUST DO IT! </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhirtTefSftkcxkgJxWntZdLGEj-vgMxGdStMSSeK-V-aBHnE9bKuO_DRSDVAzhJpg98BiGM12FkdIGaFWRugTO4Vod0tPppcqVMP5u4q_PSZrB-_8Bm4d_fsUiZAwkC6AbrC3clQ-utYJIqVUPVhHTGrv6YNjOM9G_-yZD35a-g8Z9QLt_2tRo_gYSFNbM/s480/vote.gif" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="360" data-original-width="480" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhirtTefSftkcxkgJxWntZdLGEj-vgMxGdStMSSeK-V-aBHnE9bKuO_DRSDVAzhJpg98BiGM12FkdIGaFWRugTO4Vod0tPppcqVMP5u4q_PSZrB-_8Bm4d_fsUiZAwkC6AbrC3clQ-utYJIqVUPVhHTGrv6YNjOM9G_-yZD35a-g8Z9QLt_2tRo_gYSFNbM/s320/vote.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">vote'n starts sept 5th...whore me out if you must to ALL yer family and friends...parishners and prisoners...grannies and trannies...clergy and congressmen/women if you feel inclined to do so...of course we mustn't ferget about all those "special" GOP'er's and STD'er's in yer life as well (consider this yer most charitable act of the century) now you may GET OFF MY DRESS! </div>Mattress Feverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03123224966230037503noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3720865673458747444.post-49993748837146836122023-08-27T20:13:00.009-05:002023-08-30T23:42:52.391-05:00IN THE THICKE OF ITpicture it kittens...the year was 1987 and crème colored organza power <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6DEQXTIUJe23Oen68w15r4Sme6d4VQMSQNzsvmhPeeEqGAXy8tJ0j8wuJV5D2GNrqr9YvQjc1p2eSKzeJlobuMHsuqMzwh-KnnKkj8cSGqodmkhAQX_BJSEq2LdnzfoFqhk37X-ZXWVqI5LrObu63gXCffeLmY3zxT2ierJH9Hj6JoFaaFmx3qoJ4PO2v/s498/gc.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="498" data-original-width="498" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6DEQXTIUJe23Oen68w15r4Sme6d4VQMSQNzsvmhPeeEqGAXy8tJ0j8wuJV5D2GNrqr9YvQjc1p2eSKzeJlobuMHsuqMzwh-KnnKkj8cSGqodmkhAQX_BJSEq2LdnzfoFqhk37X-ZXWVqI5LrObu63gXCffeLmY3zxT2ierJH9Hj6JoFaaFmx3qoJ4PO2v/s320/gc.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div><div style="text-align: center;">suits were all the the rage on the big screen when flirt'n with the enemy then subsequently have'n many afternoon rendezvous' with said ringed finger that you would unfortunately have to teach their tike how to make bunny soup with the family pet when you get ignored in "<a href="https://www.hulu.com/movie/fatal-attraction-5d74a585-beef-476d-ae5e-3128ef69831b?entity_id=5d74a585-beef-476d-ae5e-3128ef69831b">FATAL ATTRACTION</a>"</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">while on the small screen 2 single bi-leveled dickslingers somehow ended </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">and i finally discovered the full glorious mean'n of what "chipp'n yer teeth"</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5KKlkbRRcdwJZtsozaaopaHycKTDUgyghfH_ZxTlRsPsoLgWQDv7tAWbItpE5dssAlxeHNxmn87YaiNzQS_6ef3iGBkWenR-IXcwvqh8Nnq0Pjo4SHbU6NK-9xVyC3BNi6f2q5tNDaSunxUC9M5Oecs3uaOP7iramq5bXhGD-P9WejF9ot513QHUxGMCk/s400/paper.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="400" data-original-width="290" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5KKlkbRRcdwJZtsozaaopaHycKTDUgyghfH_ZxTlRsPsoLgWQDv7tAWbItpE5dssAlxeHNxmn87YaiNzQS_6ef3iGBkWenR-IXcwvqh8Nnq0Pjo4SHbU6NK-9xVyC3BNi6f2q5tNDaSunxUC9M5Oecs3uaOP7iramq5bXhGD-P9WejF9ot513QHUxGMCk/s320/paper.jpg" width="232" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">really meant when a classmate who sat behind me 2 rows back in my type'n class was introduced to me thru an old bff (i'll just refer to as KR </span><span style="text-align: left;">fer anonymity</span><span style="text-align: left;"> purposes</span><span style="text-align: left;">) who worked with him at the news plantation in my hometown (i'll just refer to him as BT fer anonymity</span><span style="text-align: left;"> purposes of course since has been over 30 years after all)</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span style="text-align: left;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span style="text-align: left;">so fer a lil back story on BT...he was just yer average non descript raven</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQMPl9QTjSeQNcVeWdHhhgq4mK-zr3uh1S0_tf8E6BdO13miacClUIO1lbno5I0nDeILfkUtHdWRLGn-UqY8FeriDP0UnC0D_wVdzX-bWoJ7XcFEsDtTEPBe4s9eSA-7pbXORgyg8RVg0dsZDmkoIobwFAj1033j2eq0c1BixhS2a5WsqbldjXL6aMkRei/s305/jd.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="252" data-original-width="305" height="252" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQMPl9QTjSeQNcVeWdHhhgq4mK-zr3uh1S0_tf8E6BdO13miacClUIO1lbno5I0nDeILfkUtHdWRLGn-UqY8FeriDP0UnC0D_wVdzX-bWoJ7XcFEsDtTEPBe4s9eSA-7pbXORgyg8RVg0dsZDmkoIobwFAj1033j2eq0c1BixhS2a5WsqbldjXL6aMkRei/s1600/jd.gif" width="305" /></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">haired girbaud jean wear'n teenrager like most back in the day from my recollection when i first locked eyes on him who never really stuck out like an over active STD to me in the slightest (like most of the unfuckable jocks and cheerlead'n whores at the time) </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhscyJUrX10voPDVvByHhSY7N7Oo4Myj7oPHx7Ic_n21k_HyzT-GMLDWuHdgvnAADDw-vx3CsxnY9SMow5u05fupHlhVeJGP5VSHRbiWGnxnEjDmEJ7tcU8iyoGsIB5C0wdyRBray9mxXhW2geTyDLwpoII_FyYTYIyRNf_Hf8NoJAB47P5F4HKz383_VWW/s1132/1987.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1132" data-original-width="1124" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhscyJUrX10voPDVvByHhSY7N7Oo4Myj7oPHx7Ic_n21k_HyzT-GMLDWuHdgvnAADDw-vx3CsxnY9SMow5u05fupHlhVeJGP5VSHRbiWGnxnEjDmEJ7tcU8iyoGsIB5C0wdyRBray9mxXhW2geTyDLwpoII_FyYTYIyRNf_Hf8NoJAB47P5F4HKz383_VWW/s320/1987.jpg" width="318" /></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">and since i was already beginn'n to lay the payment on my road to become'n the pre-unintentionally internationally unknown perform'n illusionist of my own universe...he was zero threat to me...</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjx_KtGdo9oegnCgOSXyPdFmjAjlAKFoF30PD5B78fn_xmMnIP_Xiu4Ki-2vqdqRPTsnn3SBmClFLS_eJD75xoxMQfygCDtX7vl-IoJVZD0ZpgutdQLA70l3bZ7l_CXhRIPL1QdFe5Eq6ZByAefdv-rgfE2U7BFTQnJ4QWzfpBnQrrrju67NjyAyiGocexz/s498/doa.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="376" data-original-width="498" height="242" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjx_KtGdo9oegnCgOSXyPdFmjAjlAKFoF30PD5B78fn_xmMnIP_Xiu4Ki-2vqdqRPTsnn3SBmClFLS_eJD75xoxMQfygCDtX7vl-IoJVZD0ZpgutdQLA70l3bZ7l_CXhRIPL1QdFe5Eq6ZByAefdv-rgfE2U7BFTQnJ4QWzfpBnQrrrju67NjyAyiGocexz/s320/doa.gif" width="320" /></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">though i would eventually find out that BT was obsessed with PETE BURNS from the </span><span style="text-align: left;">british electro pop group "<a href="https://open.spotify.com/playlist/1eUdpKZUzXGBI00sheHd9o">DEAD OR ALIVE</a>" so he finally was a blip on my radar which only meant he had had some tolerable taste (since i was just as obsessed with PETE myself that year)...</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjY8ZJ5bn1gx2-oGkryL29IphsZv35EJEEa5gydbiZpdu1v3bXkyOgDkqtH-O-NI8xQ3huULUiRvZgnhJVp1OjqZdhq2vCazDWsUjkhFsh4mYPcKiLCnJQ8N67aMSDt_5MYwnF9yVCi9MrX69tOFsSH7ngpbj_4-mLVm2_LITTjb_ilYZvCk7XanE4-Kv9n/s500/cs.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="245" data-original-width="500" height="157" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjY8ZJ5bn1gx2-oGkryL29IphsZv35EJEEa5gydbiZpdu1v3bXkyOgDkqtH-O-NI8xQ3huULUiRvZgnhJVp1OjqZdhq2vCazDWsUjkhFsh4mYPcKiLCnJQ8N67aMSDt_5MYwnF9yVCi9MrX69tOFsSH7ngpbj_4-mLVm2_LITTjb_ilYZvCk7XanE4-Kv9n/s320/cs.gif" width="320" /></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">who i found out had lived on his very own already just a block and a half from my shit hole and though we never really crossed paths in school much...i faintly remember feel'n like i was bein watched by someone as i made my way thru the gen pop in the cafeteria on any given day</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span style="text-align: left;">a few months would pass and me...KR (my bff at the time) and BT would </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiR9BZglu5f_qEkDlxdxA9rKjTKHl02JPhshE4O50ECte6WWjOLQfEoWcXFnpaGlEytWJNuzc_EBpGk90cDDvCWycFBk4JzmfVZLSX9BRNwIA3LQJXow_NtdKRznlutYn3dQcHFtKGAvRWeFhQpuANKTwjIOywY85YxoeZmwzKInLIOkWcaYL0McAaoSHw9/s540/runnin.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="227" data-original-width="540" height="135" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiR9BZglu5f_qEkDlxdxA9rKjTKHl02JPhshE4O50ECte6WWjOLQfEoWcXFnpaGlEytWJNuzc_EBpGk90cDDvCWycFBk4JzmfVZLSX9BRNwIA3LQJXow_NtdKRznlutYn3dQcHFtKGAvRWeFhQpuANKTwjIOywY85YxoeZmwzKInLIOkWcaYL0McAaoSHw9/s320/runnin.gif" width="320" /></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">hang out cause'n non destructive chaos when we could with our counter parts Trii and Jaq and though BT started to grow on me...it was only cuz he was work'n on my last nerve...anytime i had said i wanted this or that...he went out and got it (to his credit...he was work'n at the time and i was not) it all came to a screech'n halt when i blew up at him one nite when he showed up with the exact PETE BURNS hair extensions that i told him i wanted but couldn't afford which left him runn'n down the middle of the street back home...</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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text-align: justify;"><span style="text-align: left;">a year later as the leaves would begin to dance in the air...i was no longer</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhjkjNFs6-Jc-siqQQTTHQbmpjqBgw-e_n2T1iU6IAKenkwp8u8wp2GjtL_pRm0jsIlIkKcB9rfrhegPJ_Y9O2Y4py2O2W-pzX98dBfglw33yM_-PtOx80zVsGXmefht8gP1NC7fdd6KwV9-sddcOwxgGhbzy4eYqSBzShDNZ4pWn7WO2ZInq_wsXru_Ccy/s240/bike.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="180" data-original-width="240" height="180" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhjkjNFs6-Jc-siqQQTTHQbmpjqBgw-e_n2T1iU6IAKenkwp8u8wp2GjtL_pRm0jsIlIkKcB9rfrhegPJ_Y9O2Y4py2O2W-pzX98dBfglw33yM_-PtOx80zVsGXmefht8gP1NC7fdd6KwV9-sddcOwxgGhbzy4eYqSBzShDNZ4pWn7WO2ZInq_wsXru_Ccy/s1600/bike.gif" width="240" /></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">under the restraints of the school yard assholes and airheads since it would finally be </span><span style="text-align: left;">my 18th bday and i wanted to completely ferget about the last year of torment and torture i had suffered thru so i decided to drop outta school and shortly after BT asked if i wanted to get a movie one nite to watch at his place however i invited KR as my buffer so i didn't have to suffer thru any more awkwardness...i asked KR to borrow his mom's jalopy and pick up our non mobile asses and drive us to the video store downtown so i wouldn't have to Almira Gulch it all the way</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span style="text-align: left;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span style="text-align: left;">while KR decided to wait outside...</span><span style="text-align: left;">me and BT went inside the video store</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span style="text-align: left;">we both looked at each other and without say'n a word we both decided </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYS7hsi0l6QDXZd-rX5WjTFwN9AJmq4FzNUJerU_WygaXvhTst34u5sltMJqIIb1DOe9LGKXy7r1EGsFbCOmsO6usOaX_yTBqmbRlrcvv122Yc6LZJXffjBu3Ca4F6uDIEjYlql3XeB_4qnrT878C6P2vHq0XbzfX2kls1h3TiuYu5HYSIuWb6xtzsDnOL/s498/ark.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="211" data-original-width="498" height="136" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYS7hsi0l6QDXZd-rX5WjTFwN9AJmq4FzNUJerU_WygaXvhTst34u5sltMJqIIb1DOe9LGKXy7r1EGsFbCOmsO6usOaX_yTBqmbRlrcvv122Yc6LZJXffjBu3Ca4F6uDIEjYlql3XeB_4qnrT878C6P2vHq0XbzfX2kls1h3TiuYu5HYSIuWb6xtzsDnOL/s320/ark.gif" width="320" /></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">to push our </span><span style="text-align: left;">way inside together as if we had just discovered the tomb of the lost souls and though the back room was occupied by only 2 aisles with both sides covered in the filthiest perversions i had ever seen on a plastic VHS coffin...</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSnKpHKMiH9Ew_1FenWCghNjNnXpyqlExbBa7PnNcjoFjZKBkLfAcb5tsIIJyNQTeaqvETYA7_9ykjXmmjcXjzYrcPDvyMA3HqJ1NCt-ba8EuXQWRuJq7VtjGq0EtEDiriNQtiyO2IrrixCKJXWufYem5o0IOGltG2JpWfnKm0qcMrfGsh4fejvhifG4tJ/s557/tractorbeam.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="238" data-original-width="557" height="137" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhSnKpHKMiH9Ew_1FenWCghNjNnXpyqlExbBa7PnNcjoFjZKBkLfAcb5tsIIJyNQTeaqvETYA7_9ykjXmmjcXjzYrcPDvyMA3HqJ1NCt-ba8EuXQWRuJq7VtjGq0EtEDiriNQtiyO2IrrixCKJXWufYem5o0IOGltG2JpWfnKm0qcMrfGsh4fejvhifG4tJ/s320/tractorbeam.gif" width="320" /></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">we both locked eyes like the millennium falcon caught in a tractor beam on the very small section at the very end of the room up against the wall that had about 5 mini shelves of non heterosexual penile propaganda...</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLBwHYIy_m2HL6n_859-Jyv2qVAIjR522O82wW7mWKYlQeDTHF6oWqmhfhpgDXPa3O2XpATdjC_N1I0ekgKHpATn2uMpCYoQV5K45T_uK3uitBt2T84W2ZX7QxMe5GnzBKukemFp9P8aTH-n7UvAJuVC-Lo_dOurYHDHuK6IdZxXFXhhZTU7aQKoLDh0Jc/s445/porn.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="445" data-original-width="361" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgLBwHYIy_m2HL6n_859-Jyv2qVAIjR522O82wW7mWKYlQeDTHF6oWqmhfhpgDXPa3O2XpATdjC_N1I0ekgKHpATn2uMpCYoQV5K45T_uK3uitBt2T84W2ZX7QxMe5GnzBKukemFp9P8aTH-n7UvAJuVC-Lo_dOurYHDHuK6IdZxXFXhhZTU7aQKoLDh0Jc/s320/porn.jpg" width="260" /></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">and we both ended up agree'n with "<a href="https://xhamster.com/videos/desires-of-the-devil-14680576">DESIRES OF THE DEVIL</a>" (cuz who doesn't love a good horror dick flick?) starr'n buff blonde bad ass JIM CASSIDY who gets seduced by the powers of voodoo priest BRIAN JOHNSON...a full on interracial facial like i'd never seen before</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">as BT went to the counter to discretely pay fer our unadulterated purchase</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjFYPnaV5bg9ZjMD91dWJ_mjELqqMAXY76H736Iyhubxh8wVT1jO6IfA5PL3EPkFlPOvAY60klqQDQjgX1wPTWn9O889K4Jq3PCFsYyVk4jDnq0wxHlfffls876ITJwmdJfPa4_lofvuRRJRqnCIdQuFPzWCAwHnW6HtNx09j_OCziPPnqpMVRd-hz1NHxY/s1200/pw.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="900" data-original-width="1200" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjFYPnaV5bg9ZjMD91dWJ_mjELqqMAXY76H736Iyhubxh8wVT1jO6IfA5PL3EPkFlPOvAY60klqQDQjgX1wPTWn9O889K4Jq3PCFsYyVk4jDnq0wxHlfffls876ITJwmdJfPa4_lofvuRRJRqnCIdQuFPzWCAwHnW6HtNx09j_OCziPPnqpMVRd-hz1NHxY/s320/pw.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">i went outside and jumped in KR's jalopy and practically memorized the floor lay-out plan fer him of the swing doors and all it's contents behind them (he wouldn'tve been able to go inside anyways since he was only 17 at the time) and once BT hopped in the back seat we stopped by the local grocery store in the heat of the nite to get some liquid replenishments and a couple of microwave safe bags contain'n lightly buttered Orville...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtpy187h0bI-yqQ__v-MUY_hF7SZ05vYqOQBJqQV0Z-0XwdgNhM50cCt3TLzUUj0DoTBnGqps7vgK2jcVwEkf7NWBJsQk8YsBaLM4ExInGK3bZ8nIYr4J593fzJzkaJ_CC5NX7yw0QLu2mdVAdNghzb8DGdYKvY1FP9XVaQhk9BtngV0JxYlAp1rFkmysP/s640/popcorn.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="476" data-original-width="640" height="238" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgtpy187h0bI-yqQ__v-MUY_hF7SZ05vYqOQBJqQV0Z-0XwdgNhM50cCt3TLzUUj0DoTBnGqps7vgK2jcVwEkf7NWBJsQk8YsBaLM4ExInGK3bZ8nIYr4J593fzJzkaJ_CC5NX7yw0QLu2mdVAdNghzb8DGdYKvY1FP9XVaQhk9BtngV0JxYlAp1rFkmysP/s320/popcorn.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">what's porn with out popcorn i ask you?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">once back at BT's...he had laid out a bean bag from his bedroom atop the </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBCG5Dn_iKQAs3rBZWq2JADV3HRBixhphPqeXKTwthcMImOrGOJVUXnAR0yxnBBf0Elb8ZoWsUDpsdxDpWkqrK7w41jOn6ZKkZrwLNg9vKLdzjT_L56lYa_Rk-Kyt-qlINR_7PJhwdH4LXRBKnAjs81bHX1tQ2sO_eSfUXTep6O78kXq6wbV7sgp1tg7f5/s480/popcorn.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="480" data-original-width="480" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBCG5Dn_iKQAs3rBZWq2JADV3HRBixhphPqeXKTwthcMImOrGOJVUXnAR0yxnBBf0Elb8ZoWsUDpsdxDpWkqrK7w41jOn6ZKkZrwLNg9vKLdzjT_L56lYa_Rk-Kyt-qlINR_7PJhwdH4LXRBKnAjs81bHX1tQ2sO_eSfUXTep6O78kXq6wbV7sgp1tg7f5/s320/popcorn.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">house he was rent'n from fer me and went back to the "kitchen area" of his live'n room and began to pop the Orville as me and KR discussed how pervy we were bein' until i had read on the box that you had to be 18+ to view...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgwroMDyh4ZCqUoJW6nbzpbGdrWgKpT2vhsrJcWcThfjeabHTrWJYpxtipb2E_TLkUlh0Ig5iUmu3XKMfdHbdklaYn9Bl3LYZcSDjU-mGuvXLmSBtyxry-kZ6u-SSBp6fZ_k5FHnqCcbJ0cjnmcD1e3geH7vLQ1WGftIqHFxddSSSMmnkmB2wanQvOTPLPD/s300/kr.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="230" data-original-width="300" height="230" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgwroMDyh4ZCqUoJW6nbzpbGdrWgKpT2vhsrJcWcThfjeabHTrWJYpxtipb2E_TLkUlh0Ig5iUmu3XKMfdHbdklaYn9Bl3LYZcSDjU-mGuvXLmSBtyxry-kZ6u-SSBp6fZ_k5FHnqCcbJ0cjnmcD1e3geH7vLQ1WGftIqHFxddSSSMmnkmB2wanQvOTPLPD/s1600/kr.gif" width="300" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">so like any responsible sexually starved merchant i had informed KR that he was to slip on his penny loafers and leave at once cuz he wasn't old enough to view this pervy production and i wasn't about to be held responsible if the porn police some how showed up knock...knock...knock'n on BT's door (well needless to say KR was miffed and didn't talk to me fer like a whole 24 hrs)</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">and i mean literally fer the next 60 minutes we both sat in our respected</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">a few hours later as i fell into a deep REM sleep i had dreamt that i was </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjdkS0OzCnp5N9w55yIfvSxDfkvGxZJJlgc3unqnefi8-YKL5GVAhjoIdvMUUyjSVat13Tnke-Dy-8suFNFXuz3GYG2Y4m1aSLHFRbNdN2IxX8XyyM9OwOMvkz5NuQL5xYVTEV9VyH6ZzmARZA68xGRjLOkvmlU9wQEq8EO1zs0vcoVnfzl1efv0za-PSoF/s480/test.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="480" data-original-width="480" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjdkS0OzCnp5N9w55yIfvSxDfkvGxZJJlgc3unqnefi8-YKL5GVAhjoIdvMUUyjSVat13Tnke-Dy-8suFNFXuz3GYG2Y4m1aSLHFRbNdN2IxX8XyyM9OwOMvkz5NuQL5xYVTEV9VyH6ZzmARZA68xGRjLOkvmlU9wQEq8EO1zs0vcoVnfzl1efv0za-PSoF/s320/test.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">slipp'n </span>deep down a slide of slipperiness until i suddenly was awoken to find BT give'n me what i guess most would consider a BJ (my very 1st) so like any sexually awkward teenrager...i figered i hadda do my due diligence until our sky rockets went all over the place and trust me when i say...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgjIVcAwJNR9XsA6_CkJjSjwkuHgnMf-PMAlY5TMbXpw5qbMS4nJO3rHAIgOxEQAVvV8KS7_nD6qXQqjxCp_d9atQ-bQwq4G6G15c_7KQq7hIvhZD3-53zKrmNBCQgWsD9OCRd8oTYXT4chBJbT-Cz80dHWqzhHHn4Ux-u7d53xsp4LqsXlroRciw0u7a_M/s511/jim.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="511" data-original-width="299" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgjIVcAwJNR9XsA6_CkJjSjwkuHgnMf-PMAlY5TMbXpw5qbMS4nJO3rHAIgOxEQAVvV8KS7_nD6qXQqjxCp_d9atQ-bQwq4G6G15c_7KQq7hIvhZD3-53zKrmNBCQgWsD9OCRd8oTYXT4chBJbT-Cz80dHWqzhHHn4Ux-u7d53xsp4LqsXlroRciw0u7a_M/s320/jim.JPG" width="187" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">flipp'n and pre-dripp'n my days thru the underwear ads of JIM PALMER in the holy bible of fashion at the time (the very massive JC Penny's catalog) back in the early 70's...this was however completely NOT AT ALL what i had envisioned it would be like (the nuns from catholic school years earlier had warned us somethin' would happen as a result from man lay'n down with man and i stupidly believed that this was what she was referr'n to) i knew i was destined to be a pole puffer i just didn't think BT was "THE ONE" (i would have to go back the next nite of course to R-E-A-L-L-Y test this theory...and then again bi-weekly fer the next 4-5 months there after and it turns out...HE WAS)</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">roughly a year later BT informed me that he would be move'n above a bar </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIfuUMuLm9xp-SZFd7lBNAiZRhnruFMYNQM8qvX_zqD-DezqrZGRwVzaL_0VmbNBoSOmLsR6AkXEX7LOrIaHwpNxvVW8h7XgqFy0xJN9KcHbvvXN6tZvLy1PaF4LTqNUW8VOh83LQ8BMRisc1dGD3CtnqWWC97Uslyb11NeX8J1QaK5VBbpJ0vTvwv_Bl7/s225/mm.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="225" data-original-width="200" height="225" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIfuUMuLm9xp-SZFd7lBNAiZRhnruFMYNQM8qvX_zqD-DezqrZGRwVzaL_0VmbNBoSOmLsR6AkXEX7LOrIaHwpNxvVW8h7XgqFy0xJN9KcHbvvXN6tZvLy1PaF4LTqNUW8VOh83LQ8BMRisc1dGD3CtnqWWC97Uslyb11NeX8J1QaK5VBbpJ0vTvwv_Bl7/s1600/mm.gif" width="200" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">on the east end of town and goin to WSU fer a photography class and wanted me to be his "muse" since i had gone from a raven glamourpuss to a platinum blonde boytoy (it was all soo MARILYN MONROE of me)</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span style="text-align: left;">at our 1st session i was just an innocent onlicker (i mean looker) wait...no</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgP0VkMrUmlHcouzkHJ-c04f3hyB5TH7P97UzE_QzRzxxaOXMIBztkqf3DLgBZA-VD0fdi5vPgUfjlPJsJGsDYjjTWWa0g44FTq6hHeWUgqAH1Vgg1hi_WgPF3LBdbFb6_dWitcgzNABDa1WglHxdR4uQA_8tnc16FpxaJanN4_1i5i6tXlkq-ObpadkgGa/s500/md.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="277" data-original-width="500" height="177" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgP0VkMrUmlHcouzkHJ-c04f3hyB5TH7P97UzE_QzRzxxaOXMIBztkqf3DLgBZA-VD0fdi5vPgUfjlPJsJGsDYjjTWWa0g44FTq6hHeWUgqAH1Vgg1hi_WgPF3LBdbFb6_dWitcgzNABDa1WglHxdR4uQA_8tnc16FpxaJanN4_1i5i6tXlkq-ObpadkgGa/s320/md.gif" width="320" /></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">i don't...we had been doin the hokey pokey and turn'n ourselves around fer months at this junction in the road so i figered this was BT's way of switch'n it up a bit to keep the roller coaster roll'n and not fall'n off the tracks...and i was ready fer the ride...</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXiOk6aHYqhMYHwCQnkS3mY6HX9gKTLP6jv2bDCr31QUbsuEqRncEmkxYIzZwRq1Ophcqc1ehnnzOsGQicsu7YJRgLupdnXAW1LSbfNXKda1BE3zaIf3Ji0sOjaewRBwssjYAlQo6G8qavMmj9MjytsMaFCRJu7IFWlF652AuLRa_B22szojTCaMukACNg/s1417/m2.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="643" data-original-width="1417" height="181" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXiOk6aHYqhMYHwCQnkS3mY6HX9gKTLP6jv2bDCr31QUbsuEqRncEmkxYIzZwRq1Ophcqc1ehnnzOsGQicsu7YJRgLupdnXAW1LSbfNXKda1BE3zaIf3Ji0sOjaewRBwssjYAlQo6G8qavMmj9MjytsMaFCRJu7IFWlF652AuLRa_B22szojTCaMukACNg/w400-h181/m2.jpg" width="400" /></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">though it started out with just close head shots and endless hours of sett'n up the damn lights fer that old hollywierd glamour look he was so desperately try'n to achieve...</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYT1SwUOVg7c4TwUIAEDEw3S0XgK-0nWFcFn4bGk2CkGQnWC1KRRO92pHWCOxp4SqHaSCCAcvCvOjO8BM-T2G8jMrfgGzndY-swmkKSP07WluU0PedYfKmH9SfwnUzLMxIXIPHys2teNlZOpwsnexYxOhD3A9dCUoivZicdvL1PRWsPaTuBhhghcdhDFAD/s1281/m5.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="650" data-original-width="1281" height="203" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYT1SwUOVg7c4TwUIAEDEw3S0XgK-0nWFcFn4bGk2CkGQnWC1KRRO92pHWCOxp4SqHaSCCAcvCvOjO8BM-T2G8jMrfgGzndY-swmkKSP07WluU0PedYfKmH9SfwnUzLMxIXIPHys2teNlZOpwsnexYxOhD3A9dCUoivZicdvL1PRWsPaTuBhhghcdhDFAD/w400-h203/m5.jpg" width="400" /></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">eventually it was less and less lights and less and less clothes...which seriously did make me nervous at first (hey i hadda think about my future before it even began and what it would do to my all to soon failed career) then i thought...</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgyEQZsw1NwP1j6UuBeblBFbSBlM--h2ewB74BaqpHTZcpZ1VIPq1WN2gATWBW3TdjKZMm8iJ672g2Qyq6jpHM_JAXJdD0BHo3advkhbG7maMw6QR4P-rvFp_rqhwF7nyJ2ueXmcAdmtn1AKeT_jm_Qer8MdJ1qREFO-e14PqBsxZaHWBL2UOZNC-zH4XPs/s465/mar.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="462" data-original-width="465" height="318" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgyEQZsw1NwP1j6UuBeblBFbSBlM--h2ewB74BaqpHTZcpZ1VIPq1WN2gATWBW3TdjKZMm8iJ672g2Qyq6jpHM_JAXJdD0BHo3advkhbG7maMw6QR4P-rvFp_rqhwF7nyJ2ueXmcAdmtn1AKeT_jm_Qer8MdJ1qREFO-e14PqBsxZaHWBL2UOZNC-zH4XPs/s320/mar.gif" width="320" /></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">hey it never hurt MARILYN's career...</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh3VbEiAGS5tqZar128T5cIUYPn6kl1Hr82T3l4SxEanNBsAT3XWvPXKhx-VvSQUbyd695OjJy0UOhBFdRxVDXvfbbBghtxir-FXkOe_yEFsUbfyteWDYUtXO7ci7-cilX6wit2JagiqXOQkuczbeSWVGSc1riBeReB8uy_sqALOZuIpP_8Gfz5J3CqbO0_/s500/mad.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="462" data-original-width="500" height="296" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh3VbEiAGS5tqZar128T5cIUYPn6kl1Hr82T3l4SxEanNBsAT3XWvPXKhx-VvSQUbyd695OjJy0UOhBFdRxVDXvfbbBghtxir-FXkOe_yEFsUbfyteWDYUtXO7ci7-cilX6wit2JagiqXOQkuczbeSWVGSc1riBeReB8uy_sqALOZuIpP_8Gfz5J3CqbO0_/s320/mad.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">MADONNA managed to make it her mantra fer the masses...</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiU0fyfj-_pmO0c9bTSExNXURqoj99rBS2HEPLGbO2HBsHHKrNrqasKq6VXfIo9QSrczAxiKZoWfF1GzIoJZMvTFL-7eK3uoZHCrx0lP_SXOJGMM-5E2fdQJuhuVYXdZ1Y0sM5JQgRA7eCPAdtxMfHC4j_UOOsGnQV46064WDtOko8z-D6UuKEI3p2FlHvD/s395/roseanne.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="317" data-original-width="395" height="257" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiU0fyfj-_pmO0c9bTSExNXURqoj99rBS2HEPLGbO2HBsHHKrNrqasKq6VXfIo9QSrczAxiKZoWfF1GzIoJZMvTFL-7eK3uoZHCrx0lP_SXOJGMM-5E2fdQJuhuVYXdZ1Y0sM5JQgRA7eCPAdtxMfHC4j_UOOsGnQV46064WDtOko8z-D6UuKEI3p2FlHvD/s320/roseanne.jpg" width="320" /></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">ROSEANNE didn't seem to blink an eye about it... </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPvKbmKOXOMSxKW209IwxgAJpyEFUc5H6cvy2TK0P81WcU-FS9_ruI6AbvPVYGZmapiMOQ7kODG4rqRBfv1OT0gnEY3qwSWAC0dJRnSosPcxBeKeLla0rZLJzcolODWE-KidT5O-gn8HVbHnfPRW_PerU_Q2GqA77sBjL8kjtKF8AxINmpBNxJaaHG3C-Q/s311/tammy.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="238" data-original-width="311" height="238" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPvKbmKOXOMSxKW209IwxgAJpyEFUc5H6cvy2TK0P81WcU-FS9_ruI6AbvPVYGZmapiMOQ7kODG4rqRBfv1OT0gnEY3qwSWAC0dJRnSosPcxBeKeLla0rZLJzcolODWE-KidT5O-gn8HVbHnfPRW_PerU_Q2GqA77sBjL8kjtKF8AxINmpBNxJaaHG3C-Q/s1600/tammy.jpg" width="311" /></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">even faith healer TAMMY FAYE tried hopp'n on the bus the best she could (though she didn't quite understand the assignment)</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span style="text-align: left;">i figered since these were my strongest famous female role models durin'</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKR3Yd2zY_6T4QwD6ZUOobfn3WoTdD_1q99Vv4Zt0Y86DtsuLXGUfh_1Ut5WbmRRdBRUoMS0tFSE50VArateRimm4FvuV_eNDxDwv2hm3xKzM8UtiZyyxTKJ7tf5Kb2QGltuYJUvAf30H3ImRfi3WzHFI9uAGtem4sn2mcq_MZnIfoKtRreX3NRuLD1hFK/s604/butt20.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="604" data-original-width="407" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjKR3Yd2zY_6T4QwD6ZUOobfn3WoTdD_1q99Vv4Zt0Y86DtsuLXGUfh_1Ut5WbmRRdBRUoMS0tFSE50VArateRimm4FvuV_eNDxDwv2hm3xKzM8UtiZyyxTKJ7tf5Kb2QGltuYJUvAf30H3ImRfi3WzHFI9uAGtem4sn2mcq_MZnIfoKtRreX3NRuLD1hFK/s320/butt20.jpg" width="216" /></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">the 80's that i absofuckinglutely adored and they </span><span style="text-align: left;">could </span><span style="text-align: left;">do it...two tears in a bucket...mutha fuck it...SO CAN I!</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span style="text-align: left;">once i went full on birthday suit fer the very 1st time in front of all the </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgiY7Etd5YlCbhvuBZ2ohdA4L4BDiChsdrVDR_sWHOaQ64X8QRHi3ASMxRqQRH2WJfLqZgHY87dxBOTD_Y1_HGDf8onv7auWxt2XDYeF3D499Mk3DIwc7GML5kvJ8lA4BzUsMDEhsIhrQ7Qoy5ECXhNqkMLb8P6DOomFi0ffkzd6a54iXMjPAlZqnWv5vEU/s498/virgin.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="370" data-original-width="498" height="238" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgiY7Etd5YlCbhvuBZ2ohdA4L4BDiChsdrVDR_sWHOaQ64X8QRHi3ASMxRqQRH2WJfLqZgHY87dxBOTD_Y1_HGDf8onv7auWxt2XDYeF3D499Mk3DIwc7GML5kvJ8lA4BzUsMDEhsIhrQ7Qoy5ECXhNqkMLb8P6DOomFi0ffkzd6a54iXMjPAlZqnWv5vEU/s320/virgin.gif" width="320" /></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">bright lights and fer the happy snappy voyeur behind the camera...all my inhibitions went out the window...that is until BT breathlessly told me after our photo session that he wanted to pop my cherry...somethin' inside my deep seeded religious upbring'n (ok even i'm laugh'n as i type that last statement) all of a sudden i said STOP! do you have any rubbers? </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEheajpZieYyOe1ir_ReMmraM9pU9U-EG9Gzg-xgDfTw2cp8VUME6eq2lD-gkDXvVloP8fK4sKMMqo4PYB02zmsPlkBwDuAHbkGd8tC7iyt7WBoF6Q9eQ-rzpLh0-rVwqDsOYSDqHPDp3fqRoyRNw6ID-u4IocGXdxdEQ83WyafkOwH2aDw3Z-qvomIbcDf1/s480/spidey.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="360" data-original-width="480" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEheajpZieYyOe1ir_ReMmraM9pU9U-EG9Gzg-xgDfTw2cp8VUME6eq2lD-gkDXvVloP8fK4sKMMqo4PYB02zmsPlkBwDuAHbkGd8tC7iyt7WBoF6Q9eQ-rzpLh0-rVwqDsOYSDqHPDp3fqRoyRNw6ID-u4IocGXdxdEQ83WyafkOwH2aDw3Z-qvomIbcDf1/s320/spidey.gif" width="320" /></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">this was the height of the ongoing AIDS crisis after all and unfortunately my spidey senses would deny him entrance even though he asked me numerous times...</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7es4gole9tcaJIJPn5gr0hn3keKyUf07dIjmZ_lXCcTEoYBX4_ykOQOi3bxHisK3J_wKNuhLAKaa6fMXzU1ZmCtZ3_bhOWyqQoQ4Enysd0TQ3vAdd_p7lfWJLnB3Z_u2AYOE6hYOIGEb0dM3rtRHlCsJte55Mned-HpC8NoWr1FyknpfcElG6JLqmiV8Y/s268/hubble.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="250" data-original-width="268" height="250" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7es4gole9tcaJIJPn5gr0hn3keKyUf07dIjmZ_lXCcTEoYBX4_ykOQOi3bxHisK3J_wKNuhLAKaa6fMXzU1ZmCtZ3_bhOWyqQoQ4Enysd0TQ3vAdd_p7lfWJLnB3Z_u2AYOE6hYOIGEb0dM3rtRHlCsJte55Mned-HpC8NoWr1FyknpfcElG6JLqmiV8Y/s1600/hubble.gif" width="268" /></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">i just told my horny Hubble that i wanted to keep the things just the way they were!</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span style="text-align: left;">roughly 3 months later my world was rocked when BT would ask me to be</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEirq-Mwp0HF3uXPlOSDuXQaBqGpJO1K33LpLNVDe0waOh5CL3uyT-RUdaxnZ-L8kkhQHb05TGbQtuAiOlp6mPwIM_Zbpa6Ysah3fm2V59KoOB-rjrbVuNNecS5BaGNciwo6chQmL_78efO4nhx-ESlQEUN8roimXIJqpNZ_a2EjiuUZqjDOpGqOqzsvz5OJ/s466/cher.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="272" data-original-width="466" height="187" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEirq-Mwp0HF3uXPlOSDuXQaBqGpJO1K33LpLNVDe0waOh5CL3uyT-RUdaxnZ-L8kkhQHb05TGbQtuAiOlp6mPwIM_Zbpa6Ysah3fm2V59KoOB-rjrbVuNNecS5BaGNciwo6chQmL_78efO4nhx-ESlQEUN8roimXIJqpNZ_a2EjiuUZqjDOpGqOqzsvz5OJ/s320/cher.gif" width="320" /></a></div><span style="text-align: left;"><div style="text-align: center;">the best man at his wedd'n? UMMM WEDD'N? WTF??? i was absolutely shocked and had zero clue he was a teeter totter throat plunger (apparently i was just his sexual experiment) needless to say we drifted sooo far apart after his outlandish request that i had moved to a completely new area code to erase any memory of him</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">with the birth of FB...20 years later i would get a request outta the far far</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQ4UU9ZEXVXeCuLhdN0MuX6z0nuCXcqO3fo-hbVAYTIE_QxKT4LTNAlUy1t32-_qJG0wzISFGH4EIKYaI-0hNt7cJ7a4r3CgXtg8_Te5EZMHSW8MqQ3lKrdtEy5AWptTXnrWQvds1DulWF0dZhOEBU3M6dT4UCa9bLa3CN23kedSU1OozQ832IWQvvfG0J/s268/jack.webp" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="268" data-original-width="268" height="268" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjQ4UU9ZEXVXeCuLhdN0MuX6z0nuCXcqO3fo-hbVAYTIE_QxKT4LTNAlUy1t32-_qJG0wzISFGH4EIKYaI-0hNt7cJ7a4r3CgXtg8_Te5EZMHSW8MqQ3lKrdtEy5AWptTXnrWQvds1DulWF0dZhOEBU3M6dT4UCa9bLa3CN23kedSU1OozQ832IWQvvfG0J/s1600/jack.webp" width="268" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">far left field from my snappy happy photographer who was still married to the same person and now informed me he had added to his family and was live'n in TX...i was no longer miffed at him since i had had many numerous failed flings since him and told BT it would be cool to meet up if we ever crossed paths again fer cocktails...little did i know (but not surprised) he suggested that we "revisit" the old days once again if we ever happened to be in the same city and he sent me his personal cell number to keep in contact with him</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">now listen...i'm not one to play judge or jury into anyone's relationship </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjSD2UYPaCm_m9C4SG-1tDnoEeb-aDhn5JimxhtuzHTbnTqFZJz1H9WvDDBsSF_hguKdjOW7_R0ja9kaaD5YyDMFk4jBa4nBenU0Vb4TjbmNj3n5u-xsBSffcNEp1kbheeiodb-ALrpTRNjr-9FzK7at7wHFeihUyfE29W-llpZ0MviknOLySSweeTjMMCD/s500/delorean.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="271" data-original-width="500" height="173" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjSD2UYPaCm_m9C4SG-1tDnoEeb-aDhn5JimxhtuzHTbnTqFZJz1H9WvDDBsSF_hguKdjOW7_R0ja9kaaD5YyDMFk4jBa4nBenU0Vb4TjbmNj3n5u-xsBSffcNEp1kbheeiodb-ALrpTRNjr-9FzK7at7wHFeihUyfE29W-llpZ0MviknOLySSweeTjMMCD/s320/delorean.gif" width="320" /></a></div></span><span style="text-align: left;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">issues </span>or non issues...however...i canceled my subscription to mine a long time ago and had zero desire to renew it fer another year or more (though secretly who doesn't wish at times that they owned a delorean to do things a lil differently?)</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">randomly me and BT would have tawdry text'n back and forth fer the next</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibpiu1CF7VlRdHsxZsAKVsOKseyAJg9i8JAz2gFq7MV2OENeoE6hjwuL3sICsCIv-lIFSSvqjAp2Xbz1-YHCyKsKK6FISjLu3B5wFUkWrCTJCKXyA0Jxp-oKcwZZ1K0w9RDelTiItW7_kGDnhR7PIaXu_EQgF1pqsAbCX9eLIqGAnDhCSObVfxHcwYmWsQ/s475/sm.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="269" data-original-width="475" height="181" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEibpiu1CF7VlRdHsxZsAKVsOKseyAJg9i8JAz2gFq7MV2OENeoE6hjwuL3sICsCIv-lIFSSvqjAp2Xbz1-YHCyKsKK6FISjLu3B5wFUkWrCTJCKXyA0Jxp-oKcwZZ1K0w9RDelTiItW7_kGDnhR7PIaXu_EQgF1pqsAbCX9eLIqGAnDhCSObVfxHcwYmWsQ/s320/sm.gif" width="320" /></a></div></span><span style="text-align: left;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">4/5 years off and on </span><span style="text-align: left;">then </span>things just went back to the way it once was after he married which i was just fine with it to be perfectly honest (it was always one sided anyways and i didn't need another reason to get carpal tunnel) about 5 or 6 years or so later i would receive a text from a friend outta the blue recently inform’n me that BT had suddenly passed away...way too soon!</div></span><span style="text-align: left;"><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">though you spend yer whole life try'na find a sympathetic ex that you can</div><div style="text-align: left;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj4xEJTfnUum3gi-KP_gCl4GNGwCTpLgWEVIAW_ITKT-mFN32ScQ8_T4lWvlEA5iGQl3AAFlQhGujXbYQ0yMWYmVYxDMf40r0a_tGmIz4B143QF7QMc4Au36WLI56nYRvtWn7rg8g9oTiuQ2aL-8adKR-nEWeN7M5lJwaXfI1UqZXbnZCqlORByBuGe0sId/s935/kk.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="935" data-original-width="750" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj4xEJTfnUum3gi-KP_gCl4GNGwCTpLgWEVIAW_ITKT-mFN32ScQ8_T4lWvlEA5iGQl3AAFlQhGujXbYQ0yMWYmVYxDMf40r0a_tGmIz4B143QF7QMc4Au36WLI56nYRvtWn7rg8g9oTiuQ2aL-8adKR-nEWeN7M5lJwaXfI1UqZXbnZCqlORByBuGe0sId/s320/kk.jpg" width="257" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">at the very least be civil enough with fer communicational purposes from time to time until you find another excuse to fill that void...you WILL NEVER forget yer 1st! now GET OFF MY DRESS!</div></div></span></div></div></div>Mattress Feverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03123224966230037503noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3720865673458747444.post-29611430081026312502023-08-14T19:58:00.003-05:002023-08-23T08:55:03.092-05:00DALIANCE DILEMAS<div>picture it kittens...the year was 1996 and hard rock'n alcoholic wives KISS </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinz95PnKNIyRxTADUGGKY1GI2MZ3hi8VwU3LGVnSp6v9C3cGjpzzGOQcTsxFPBY-D-_VR--wHfOezcle4O8pVa59DKESHJq3IHF4tW-DVvmwZ3cOB0WM66fNm4TCNFQjaDxLXp_DvZAnH6gx4yTCmLTixyIMrlxvm2K6ZPX5bo6ZUZ6bAB3c06m_KNiNzO/s480/giphy.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="219" data-original-width="480" height="146" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEinz95PnKNIyRxTADUGGKY1GI2MZ3hi8VwU3LGVnSp6v9C3cGjpzzGOQcTsxFPBY-D-_VR--wHfOezcle4O8pVa59DKESHJq3IHF4tW-DVvmwZ3cOB0WM66fNm4TCNFQjaDxLXp_DvZAnH6gx4yTCmLTixyIMrlxvm2K6ZPX5bo6ZUZ6bAB3c06m_KNiNzO/s320/giphy.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">had reunited fer the 1st time in their full demonic </span><span style="text-align: left;">kabuki war paint want'n to "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFMD7Usflbg">ROCK AND ROLL ALL NIGHT</a>" by become'n the highest gross'n tour that year </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: left;">SALLY FIELD began stalk'n <span style="text-align: center;">rapey murderer KEIFFER SUTHERLAND </span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhE8qenpOTLZEAoFZ6sHyHLPt8IKKb2mvCMn20pywyw7rH7r1an9nZrMmxzkwD3zNuWUkHputu7zOY-mRTce64DJpRr9e1XhlRWYrzVwqGcXGkUKo6psgjzBWMCNdL4Eh2FJZQAgGDEaJt3lGyBdZK3lS8WOFlqX2IEB4TE7h_uOn98jACxJJiiGf0ANV1r/s356/sally.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="200" data-original-width="356" height="180" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhE8qenpOTLZEAoFZ6sHyHLPt8IKKb2mvCMn20pywyw7rH7r1an9nZrMmxzkwD3zNuWUkHputu7zOY-mRTce64DJpRr9e1XhlRWYrzVwqGcXGkUKo6psgjzBWMCNdL4Eh2FJZQAgGDEaJt3lGyBdZK3lS8WOFlqX2IEB4TE7h_uOn98jACxJJiiGf0ANV1r/s320/sally.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">in the highly intense dark drama "<a href="https://www.amazon.com/dp/B00COKUXNI">EYE FOR AN EYE</a>"</div></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><span style="text-align: center;"><br /></span></div></div><div style="text-align: left;">and CELINE DION's sappy single "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8fHNdrZTSI">IT'S ALL COMING BACK TO ME</a>" was </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYwf023MdEeCP6VDMbgJh4Rl4C0Gwru4bCuU-45Fk6yQYqYRhCKPDKC9YfugXiL52oLNDZiqqLlDgl1go8sPpAmubL7CgHIcxzv7T8GLpD30bPPvClbkmoeQ0PSc1Nl15M8URJoSqPyv6erOY_ucIgmobxQ_AROaE6H74ymBVIzpCMXPGMaUGd1h7Cr1eB/s480/celine.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="270" data-original-width="480" height="180" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhYwf023MdEeCP6VDMbgJh4Rl4C0Gwru4bCuU-45Fk6yQYqYRhCKPDKC9YfugXiL52oLNDZiqqLlDgl1go8sPpAmubL7CgHIcxzv7T8GLpD30bPPvClbkmoeQ0PSc1Nl15M8URJoSqPyv6erOY_ucIgmobxQ_AROaE6H74ymBVIzpCMXPGMaUGd1h7Cr1eB/s320/celine.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">basically KISS's face paint...SALLY and SUTHERLAND's flick and CELINE's song which could best describe just how things went down one hot~n~steamy july nite back then...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6oPKdfGtE4XhMypb1qvG6xhjuq2Zl629seYxzROjypzrvPhlm0wdPmgZUDSEkOthiEekY9DmI8sFLAcoJggFAmSy0FieN2iu3y-z6SBhhpSleGn5AvjFeFHd19KO3wj61zdPPlecaOzjTAdlYCA5mM5adUM6bdHfPFj5T1DMv3sJbnTpiRN5TpzOTmSCc/s320/butt24.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="180" data-original-width="320" height="180" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh6oPKdfGtE4XhMypb1qvG6xhjuq2Zl629seYxzROjypzrvPhlm0wdPmgZUDSEkOthiEekY9DmI8sFLAcoJggFAmSy0FieN2iu3y-z6SBhhpSleGn5AvjFeFHd19KO3wj61zdPPlecaOzjTAdlYCA5mM5adUM6bdHfPFj5T1DMv3sJbnTpiRN5TpzOTmSCc/s1600/butt24.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">BUTT...lemme explain</div><div><br /></div>have you ever had that blissfully embarass'n moment with a hook up that<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9um03Uzy1VtBKCZXDPRbEXidOgXduyrVMeqHco2iCkJxJ8UizskbY7t3Zfsv_buGdO39ofdTjh8oYqrDNaj2bo25wibJ5Hn5EcKQgJWzrb8RseCVHfJcza4rj4HlbpJRQvaFTWYeCmPww/s480/kim.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="210" data-original-width="480" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg9um03Uzy1VtBKCZXDPRbEXidOgXduyrVMeqHco2iCkJxJ8UizskbY7t3Zfsv_buGdO39ofdTjh8oYqrDNaj2bo25wibJ5Hn5EcKQgJWzrb8RseCVHfJcza4rj4HlbpJRQvaFTWYeCmPww/s320/kim.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">you'd finally met from the phonelines after a few months of ping pong chitter chatter...where everything seems to be click'n like clock work...as Lil KIM's (feature'n SISCO...why not!) "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yhCD9qxlczo">HOW MANY LICKS</a>" breaks the sound barrier on yer magnavox hi-fi shelf stereo system just as you get to that point of sheer explosive in yer face ecstasy...literally!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3RLUeNXtCly59g-V8pcUR3cs9J48fdDVLhCsZhQezbK6HmpIjk95r-cQjq17w3BEJMlyDO4ZcsVA2qf8A0jtHbF7lSepfQLOlT3-faAKJcmUM1UDJoPQeNIrxKf4HkksHeX5WkfnlhwRv/s500/drunk.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="375" data-original-width="500" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj3RLUeNXtCly59g-V8pcUR3cs9J48fdDVLhCsZhQezbK6HmpIjk95r-cQjq17w3BEJMlyDO4ZcsVA2qf8A0jtHbF7lSepfQLOlT3-faAKJcmUM1UDJoPQeNIrxKf4HkksHeX5WkfnlhwRv/s320/drunk.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">where you can feel the bells of Saint Jim Beam...Saint Johnny Walker and Saint Jose Queervo that you made out with earlier in the nite bang'n on yer fuck'n ear drums...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgj5PLik_QdaeQxxJLQmUs4qwzR6Z96VlzYInAMrhOxhUkORu1N3QG5xBaiWL9Rrzdg1WzRk9d0Vlo0PTcnC5l-bjEQid-Lzr90uZ9O_a9f-2bUmyqAw_P1ys03R-faAoctTVwiq6aVB-P-/s480/chewie.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="206" data-original-width="480" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgj5PLik_QdaeQxxJLQmUs4qwzR6Z96VlzYInAMrhOxhUkORu1N3QG5xBaiWL9Rrzdg1WzRk9d0Vlo0PTcnC5l-bjEQid-Lzr90uZ9O_a9f-2bUmyqAw_P1ys03R-faAoctTVwiq6aVB-P-/s320/chewie.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">wish'n you'd of worn yer swimm'n goggles to bed only cuz yer "not so gentleman caller" tips his head back at a 45 degree angle popp'n his jaws open like a pez dispenser and lett'n out a boisterous whale like some 6'5 wookie with a throat plunger...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEij8DxIMNsYxE7DqD4aLmZ4XlFeWnBzaJy7JigvA-_lP_jPzxpgv6pa-KQwghZmKOiab5DeBAHMJIBlUCjSqLOX-pMqdcW7aRsaLngM3DQewwnn9yZfWdrv7V6s51BnktXOROJljZA09NmL/s320/burns.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="133" data-original-width="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEij8DxIMNsYxE7DqD4aLmZ4XlFeWnBzaJy7JigvA-_lP_jPzxpgv6pa-KQwghZmKOiab5DeBAHMJIBlUCjSqLOX-pMqdcW7aRsaLngM3DQewwnn9yZfWdrv7V6s51BnktXOROJljZA09NmL/s0/burns.gif" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"> as he blasts off like skyrockets in flight with buckets full of his afternoon delight (in the middle of the nite) well...suffice it to say...i will dispense with the visuals on yer behalf so my experience doesn't damage yer image of me...however...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjW9HoTVcwGWPTGlfZQkFbyhl3f_TnyaHudebkn3Mea0U6ogm3taoUoW1ccGN70M7Xe9Ilbv-bdn1u2PZANCJnsG8_pd04OYj09fxOixFyf8yYA8kLhC6b77_qoFM4-qMNfHq-2-B_SLKbloCSCCRP36PKxIgBligYDxVeIgWwcAvWUCB7ewSfqrT6YO3gp/s334/volcano.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="251" data-original-width="334" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjW9HoTVcwGWPTGlfZQkFbyhl3f_TnyaHudebkn3Mea0U6ogm3taoUoW1ccGN70M7Xe9Ilbv-bdn1u2PZANCJnsG8_pd04OYj09fxOixFyf8yYA8kLhC6b77_qoFM4-qMNfHq-2-B_SLKbloCSCCRP36PKxIgBligYDxVeIgWwcAvWUCB7ewSfqrT6YO3gp/s320/volcano.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">let's just say it was like stare'n into a semi straight eye of an enormous sexual backed up Mount Saint Hummer that particular eye-open'n even'n</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">well..23 years later that story really has absolutely nothing to do with any</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgR99qArIhAB5nERF1ayNSlRMMa2B06xjLSe9WVXPRLgn4JsOjztvQeOrAjprzR8SFKwf67Y_n6SG-qoJpKR6FzQaeH6GH2R3RazI_llaMHgNUn2v4yRShYOSwOmufJixhXlZO7Tx67pt9y-J-JoES1_f4nfF0H8rs8xItlUmQEvaN1nP-tXZXWlVWA6sEK/s406/lollipop.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="300" data-original-width="406" height="236" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgR99qArIhAB5nERF1ayNSlRMMa2B06xjLSe9WVXPRLgn4JsOjztvQeOrAjprzR8SFKwf67Y_n6SG-qoJpKR6FzQaeH6GH2R3RazI_llaMHgNUn2v4yRShYOSwOmufJixhXlZO7Tx67pt9y-J-JoES1_f4nfF0H8rs8xItlUmQEvaN1nP-tXZXWlVWA6sEK/s320/lollipop.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">of today's off the wall insane asylum babble that i received via text one morn'n recently (i just felt like tip toe'n down memory lane and thought you needed a lil spice in yer life kittens) so any who'z'ill'ding</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="text-align: center;">so there i was last week pull'n the lid off my coffin so i could recharge my </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh2ru2R7ganh8VhWV04kGSi5SFMZmh2QqvlwvmfUGsw5QRBErNkSYg9xFpgERAcl4oSxBkiqp0yLV5yeulxGPKY5B-7IG8T7xr9ZyPiYiS3lPrS1eoKjjD6bH4x9wQyf_v82ASaelEADC05OQ5hf8z0983fsggzkOYYKgmW3SwdkVnD9-yzcALkpcJlVIUx/s220/coffin.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="165" data-original-width="220" height="165" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh2ru2R7ganh8VhWV04kGSi5SFMZmh2QqvlwvmfUGsw5QRBErNkSYg9xFpgERAcl4oSxBkiqp0yLV5yeulxGPKY5B-7IG8T7xr9ZyPiYiS3lPrS1eoKjjD6bH4x9wQyf_v82ASaelEADC05OQ5hf8z0983fsggzkOYYKgmW3SwdkVnD9-yzcALkpcJlVIUx/s1600/coffin.gif" width="220" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">sanity along with my cell when all of a sudden i received a random unknown text ask'n me "how are you doin?" to which i simply stated "wake'n up...who's this?" that my unknown texter followed up merely millemoments later with a "are you horny?" response...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqTZ3bEzdWE0ofeFl6wtN3mgfrBCizLqgozkWn0PPXVYrfmPEFix9isr96Ji6kbxNxhZZIKLMJR4iGNed9r0wPYel2Ix_XKxAbZ7p8bbSyI_03zcKNN_zExNqS46o8bMCHY7GWQb5wZ6UseL-CkGulDG_ayNA93FldpeeFOCUL0nTFgvzfKwR6jzkByUm8/s540/colin.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="540" data-original-width="540" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqTZ3bEzdWE0ofeFl6wtN3mgfrBCizLqgozkWn0PPXVYrfmPEFix9isr96Ji6kbxNxhZZIKLMJR4iGNed9r0wPYel2Ix_XKxAbZ7p8bbSyI_03zcKNN_zExNqS46o8bMCHY7GWQb5wZ6UseL-CkGulDG_ayNA93FldpeeFOCUL0nTFgvzfKwR6jzkByUm8/s320/colin.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">to which i counter his question with a question of my own "AM I HORNY?" hmmm...though i had hoped my random texter was from irish mchottie COLIN FARRELL and he had F-I-N-A-L-L-Y decided to lift that stupid stalk'n embargo he had put out on me years back when i tried role play'n "<a href="https://www.hulu.com/movie/phone-booth-a7c0d48e-ee43-452f-adc4-6fb1a32345d6?entity_id=a7c0d48e-ee43-452f-adc4-6fb1a32345d6">PHONE BOOTH</a>" with him...however i had decided after i scraped my supple milky white A double snakes outta bed that this probably indeed wasn't the COLIN i was think'n about after all so i simply replied "not at this very moment mister mystery man though if you bring me an cranberry redbull i'll be ready to do the hokey pokey in a matter of minutes!" </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEggoauwDhKAoGdsTu_gpQQ8U4_c6yXulW8Gv7dWV6DsGRJx6RfgdKgsAooOrYPvX8N3_lu-eHCosefuWZ78vxmsKgtgGF5C5buHb4fpdODVBvGT8MXP0jDBdfnaju90Iv4W29NYPkYp8VNHgyROG143D6g1ZwOchc6j4UZHIB6g28pshVOttvAcUY7Gc8Rq/s400/jean.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="297" data-original-width="400" height="238" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEggoauwDhKAoGdsTu_gpQQ8U4_c6yXulW8Gv7dWV6DsGRJx6RfgdKgsAooOrYPvX8N3_lu-eHCosefuWZ78vxmsKgtgGF5C5buHb4fpdODVBvGT8MXP0jDBdfnaju90Iv4W29NYPkYp8VNHgyROG143D6g1ZwOchc6j4UZHIB6g28pshVOttvAcUY7Gc8Rq/s320/jean.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">my supple yet tired milky white flesh just to wake up my tired ass wait'n fer a simple response and literally within a nano second i was hit with a title wave text with no clue who my early morn'n horny toad was so instead of smack'n you with the entire tidal waved text...i figered i'd break it down since you obvious have nothing else to do with yer day but read about about my life:</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="321" data-original-width="540" height="190" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhz10EFFpzYH_ggxL8P7UzQ1qyaCeSemytSCtGTW-AKg6oyfZce0VdRcPG_ArSFIsFPBG-0kBuMQ6-b0V3FS2jC72GAx3DsVzIT1YYyc9rPdtBSMalAXJavb5JX2jHl3O3yeZdynHMknXmz3-oU-szWPfW3m2cwskYxUsnqZVsvVns8fh5de6_o8QzQBy0h/s320/farrell.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">DAMNNNNNNNN...IT'S NOT COLIN! (i know this cuz bein irish and all he would never spell SHIT...it would be spelt SHITE!)</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEju0pswtkVxOzIVT0Yt-gJxt1nrt-1L04mXJ4azEfI9C0blLYwsLRhG0MtI38BoT8x9CJAMUkOs93N8EZJd0O3ZCkxGwX-zn5OVhm2jUDHFQxPO39vCa76E6oBspuZwjpsSH6zE3Ai_34Uezm6dGUzGJqXARz52_S8rJKckT3yuNqoiZYtdjUcE5INv7Tu1/s586/text2.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="85" data-original-width="586" height="58" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEju0pswtkVxOzIVT0Yt-gJxt1nrt-1L04mXJ4azEfI9C0blLYwsLRhG0MtI38BoT8x9CJAMUkOs93N8EZJd0O3ZCkxGwX-zn5OVhm2jUDHFQxPO39vCa76E6oBspuZwjpsSH6zE3Ai_34Uezm6dGUzGJqXARz52_S8rJKckT3yuNqoiZYtdjUcE5INv7Tu1/w400-h58/text2.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-0AxvzqRQKS6w7AOtLkueXUm3FVRkN1uX4X54MDlxvI8__SuJY1YB57y_ZTGJg2B9nF36Go2XpMLk5RP97gyW3MubDTxIRcig4Gt_HmbFo-ToEKRCAAJTtjd8ykg5IS13iGdYHedjJJ8XKY9XgObCGeqsAq1J17HVXadUihAHAyug8aijQ2ECV9uAGicD/s300/bluto.webp" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="214" data-original-width="300" height="214" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi-0AxvzqRQKS6w7AOtLkueXUm3FVRkN1uX4X54MDlxvI8__SuJY1YB57y_ZTGJg2B9nF36Go2XpMLk5RP97gyW3MubDTxIRcig4Gt_HmbFo-ToEKRCAAJTtjd8ykg5IS13iGdYHedjJJ8XKY9XgObCGeqsAq1J17HVXadUihAHAyug8aijQ2ECV9uAGicD/s1600/bluto.webp" width="300" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">so the next clue was brutal...which of course made me immediately think of POPEYE's nemesis BLUTO or BRUTUS (depend'n on the year you watched him)</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRxtD5Lt7Y5te2qHePo83PANFoUYFW5ilR4UAQjVwWj9ClUC6LyLrbKzbhCGpFDDqaqrFgNjF5-bvfgC53n6b6rp2HCInBYFo0G0C7ldEp-st6hRTZ0cXPv2iw7orr30QHgRossStcAFhVy4fStuMFV_aDGTf89KyqEI_GhfOHYz7paDVOgIjFmE5rMzcW/s586/text3.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="63" data-original-width="586" height="43" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRxtD5Lt7Y5te2qHePo83PANFoUYFW5ilR4UAQjVwWj9ClUC6LyLrbKzbhCGpFDDqaqrFgNjF5-bvfgC53n6b6rp2HCInBYFo0G0C7ldEp-st6hRTZ0cXPv2iw7orr30QHgRossStcAFhVy4fStuMFV_aDGTf89KyqEI_GhfOHYz7paDVOgIjFmE5rMzcW/w400-h43/text3.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihls8MJejw0yffzCJd3MuMQ-MDv4ckmxubb59u3uV1mIjLO4tz9nFNaw3gPqIT_QltvAUICFOjGP9THvdxToHAiiz7X9KsbfAoP6KhoINbLt1sUqOtvEgfOe-IXWCL49xIa7SlsAIsk7Iix83MfPmuiLupbUWVlDA_hr3wJjJAdZtQAbWL-OEng_sHdImY/s640/landsbury.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="492" data-original-width="640" height="246" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEihls8MJejw0yffzCJd3MuMQ-MDv4ckmxubb59u3uV1mIjLO4tz9nFNaw3gPqIT_QltvAUICFOjGP9THvdxToHAiiz7X9KsbfAoP6KhoINbLt1sUqOtvEgfOe-IXWCL49xIa7SlsAIsk7Iix83MfPmuiLupbUWVlDA_hr3wJjJAdZtQAbWL-OEng_sHdImY/s320/landsbury.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">well...well...well...at this point it was gett'n all a lil "MURDER SHE WROTE" bullshit...cuz i still had no clue what shits he had of mine (i've been potty trained since i was roughly 3 after all) and i don't have a storage locker saved up anywhere that i knew of</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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text-align: center;">kitten...PUHLEEZ...if MADONNA had taught me anything...it's that you N-E-V-E-R regret a thing and if you have it...ummm just FLAUNT IT!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHkECWryDfcoj4AB7xmsiP_Yryi0LIGuM-DNafdMfC_SNdqIkj06T1bZmg8rrn8ZsfiJ-A80wtU5p8o2RyKF6twQ-EqoO5II3XSiz_LIL6iBooNku3JxELK3UA8kINr8iVs-TyDLzD_FuEHkYEgMuaJoPee9NlYcGFOk4BF-g2EHkZwW5gSVcc7spRxh3D/s586/text6.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="86" data-original-width="586" height="59" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHkECWryDfcoj4AB7xmsiP_Yryi0LIGuM-DNafdMfC_SNdqIkj06T1bZmg8rrn8ZsfiJ-A80wtU5p8o2RyKF6twQ-EqoO5II3XSiz_LIL6iBooNku3JxELK3UA8kINr8iVs-TyDLzD_FuEHkYEgMuaJoPee9NlYcGFOk4BF-g2EHkZwW5gSVcc7spRxh3D/w400-h59/text6.jpg" width="400" /></a><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjcyfBF-n0Of0yVCGakobWNMQE2xuUJQg_SG4Z192z4LBhwqqW9I9hKxYkr7GdaPxn1tB-Hz2FONbHyQo2LMIGgQuHL9w5Qg-b_lFHNW2l6jCQL24rOUbWcK-XbLatygdOc_31l7uAXfSnH8qkTWI6AVNE8T-mq6mALjnnN46sainRnfnu0C76yscWA8Gp0/s498/lex.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; 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text-align: center;">you got me!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">needless to say i had no stamps to comply to his ridickulous request</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-ZivYZml5YIol1iugWdOkcDkFWNropObGKZYuK_NLH4xcgnQiOruyh0GmPTxpqvRMxPJXBy4G0_jWoYMCHHI_kD7BhTdiZRdxCCKK8QpI1lCuibXau1TC05po9uPjeC56EQCDDrsfMLgUEU2eUTUSjlM8a_s4R2-cBFt821ho09ArOUMQGMAQelwP7qoz/s766/kk.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="766" data-original-width="656" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-ZivYZml5YIol1iugWdOkcDkFWNropObGKZYuK_NLH4xcgnQiOruyh0GmPTxpqvRMxPJXBy4G0_jWoYMCHHI_kD7BhTdiZRdxCCKK8QpI1lCuibXau1TC05po9uPjeC56EQCDDrsfMLgUEU2eUTUSjlM8a_s4R2-cBFt821ho09ArOUMQGMAQelwP7qoz/s320/kk.jpg" width="274" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">so GET OFF MY DRESS!</div>Mattress Feverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03123224966230037503noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3720865673458747444.post-29513991633148621722023-08-14T06:55:00.006-05:002023-08-14T09:47:53.590-05:0065just like a simple letter is just a letter....a simple number is just a number!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhCwH9WPg0Vr0KLwQsrs6AYNXn_0aVszToO7iRolL3coiNkBManr3Fr9MZg0qMV7cYV9dlRoSfc_FA4SGb9Lg9s7fRD8t_kUssuGVg2tiAFYjq7Utfzrwy7zrVhNfz2dsKxujGJtopdyKh_rY_r4a4xtwO3TcHpPYL7osokDJ_W9gBg16mGo_XPZGiOzQo4/s400/petula.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="298" data-original-width="400" height="238" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhCwH9WPg0Vr0KLwQsrs6AYNXn_0aVszToO7iRolL3coiNkBManr3Fr9MZg0qMV7cYV9dlRoSfc_FA4SGb9Lg9s7fRD8t_kUssuGVg2tiAFYjq7Utfzrwy7zrVhNfz2dsKxujGJtopdyKh_rY_r4a4xtwO3TcHpPYL7osokDJ_W9gBg16mGo_XPZGiOzQo4/s320/petula.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">fer instance...in 1965...a young PETULA CLARK was burn'n up the charts tell'n everybody to go "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx06XNfDvk0">DOWNTOWN</a>" with her #1 hit</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div>the imagination of turn'n a pesky lil diseased ridden rodent into the multi </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWQQxbkANXIcPOhLv0-_mK8Xm_HPhjvbrBFqbuHbpEcc1Fbj0LaeEMca_J4lPwitBcUl0eIlk656IjFRLpf9RTe3kOmDcQHLUyfPtZFODH_yyB__dZJHdrRMkLAQejSnOmXriuLy1h1wxarjC5ZYmWOozMpliK5VXis0UQwWgLzonX4vSbEsSgYLYAKY1S/s500/walk.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="375" data-original-width="500" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhWQQxbkANXIcPOhLv0-_mK8Xm_HPhjvbrBFqbuHbpEcc1Fbj0LaeEMca_J4lPwitBcUl0eIlk656IjFRLpf9RTe3kOmDcQHLUyfPtZFODH_yyB__dZJHdrRMkLAQejSnOmXriuLy1h1wxarjC5ZYmWOozMpliK5VXis0UQwWgLzonX4vSbEsSgYLYAKY1S/s320/walk.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">gazillion dollar imaginational beloved House of Mouse...<a href="https://www.disneyplus.com/home">WALT DISNEY</a> "allegedly" had his frozen in carbonite when he kicked the bucket at the age of 65 (so much fer that social security check huh!)</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="text-align: center;">"</span><a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/amzn1.dv.gti.ba71b513-91bd-4872-a561-070b9628ce66?autoplay=0&ref_=atv_cf_strg_wb" style="text-align: center;">AND JUST LIKE THAT</a><span style="text-align: center;">" a "</span><a href="https://www.hulu.com/series/b8bee743-0210-4bf8-a0bf-8c06bee1ca6e" style="text-align: center;">SEX AND THE CITY</a><span style="text-align: center;">" and "</span><a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/amzn1.dv.gti.8ea9f70d-412c-5491-1eeb-1c1394c794a6?autoplay=0&ref_=atv_cf_strg_wb" style="text-align: center;">SQUARE PEG</a><span style="text-align: center;">" </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9QqGrQw6lXj5WZRM-AkUUjqiXsknzvneYEcYIwwVp6OYdrlddobBY5sjp7rtC5Y5wTjzzHl_Lndf3NzNkSELPNZtbc6QiSpXKElMUwC_a9Ucr0-tAO-GV-JNTOJfWD3fHLxGV-Hb3lPdxcWG4PpcAM1as5pCi2r7z6T7pyNeZf02uw_0Gv9KB36xr_WWb/s1328/sjp1.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="450" data-original-width="1328" height="135" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj9QqGrQw6lXj5WZRM-AkUUjqiXsknzvneYEcYIwwVp6OYdrlddobBY5sjp7rtC5Y5wTjzzHl_Lndf3NzNkSELPNZtbc6QiSpXKElMUwC_a9Ucr0-tAO-GV-JNTOJfWD3fHLxGV-Hb3lPdxcWG4PpcAM1as5pCi2r7z6T7pyNeZf02uw_0Gv9KB36xr_WWb/w400-h135/sjp1.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">SARAH JESSICA PARKER was born in 1965</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJ5hPzIRGwNgf17IU2nAc5-qLNwF-4zJrQegt08g-Or_F2ra71e7Izsc8WL5uQFt6UCIwHMMhu5ABHSQGex0MccmjzY3PPQDILFo2U1LW7XFiXjfraDUQRfwZY2BWt_AxsGBJmU_nQb6CpsS32tj5RPLgnyLGpBGQFfzAwsIi6DbT9B_USVjk-KjluCq51/s604/butt20.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="604" data-original-width="407" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhJ5hPzIRGwNgf17IU2nAc5-qLNwF-4zJrQegt08g-Or_F2ra71e7Izsc8WL5uQFt6UCIwHMMhu5ABHSQGex0MccmjzY3PPQDILFo2U1LW7XFiXjfraDUQRfwZY2BWt_AxsGBJmU_nQb6CpsS32tj5RPLgnyLGpBGQFfzAwsIi6DbT9B_USVjk-KjluCq51/s320/butt20.jpg" width="216" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">BUTT guess what?</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: left;">they all have only one thing in common with today's artistical anomaly...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtpOynT5vf2wccFL67lhQ96u8w1KBX3jgPMvHSXSR4lyMsHj1u88qmAGrqszYJkI6A6v-TCZRnGUd9szxSB2MZDzht2vMhRnd_007tBeM2oID-2ifRIz3KoGNZT6zyjJwkJJh-9gZmQx3CHIjkbs4ud5gasN-bd5hF9XS1oTKTTWsjtySRxpQLHuIJIbMF/s540/mbday.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="540" data-original-width="404" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjtpOynT5vf2wccFL67lhQ96u8w1KBX3jgPMvHSXSR4lyMsHj1u88qmAGrqszYJkI6A6v-TCZRnGUd9szxSB2MZDzht2vMhRnd_007tBeM2oID-2ifRIz3KoGNZT6zyjJwkJJh-9gZmQx3CHIjkbs4ud5gasN-bd5hF9XS1oTKTTWsjtySRxpQLHuIJIbMF/s320/mbday.gif" width="239" /></a></div><span style="text-align: left;">and that is...</span><a href="https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4Y3ZCNz73RSqziOtwYBzvo">THE QUEEN OF THE DANCE FLOOR</a> is turn'n another major milestone...the absofuckinglutely fantabulous number 65! (well on the 16th...nonetheless...if everyone else gets to have a bday week...then so the fuck does <a href="https://open.spotify.com/playlist/667yOFwKjEQW906JlvCOMl">MADONNA</a>!)<br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjluXJkTzxBIl5VhONxhIlskYEMVDtxddmr7_oRmNR7tLPwb06SFcCMJ2vvprQLg2uowJml2o-vaPFq8WQMvHHPQ7t01590ECHlWL26qyxHmZVgFl1icXISORvCbAiGZYLZc0O82GiqWkac/s1600/mk.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="700" data-original-width="500" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjluXJkTzxBIl5VhONxhIlskYEMVDtxddmr7_oRmNR7tLPwb06SFcCMJ2vvprQLg2uowJml2o-vaPFq8WQMvHHPQ7t01590ECHlWL26qyxHmZVgFl1icXISORvCbAiGZYLZc0O82GiqWkac/s320/mk.gif" width="228" /></a><br /></div><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfvkofbxlOA">and there's NO DENY'N...that M has BEEN DEFY'N the odds from the very start</a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiaLcSd2uqXyg2cd0uqXNWtKE4pM8eu_FyYbjIJFiSI80768bLjYbcIA9-pllVyqowIMxxIVCRNMKs6acu-O5-RWu5Lp0arD9jXpsM-n8eIwxNaD9o55LTj8m7QhPbliJaVm3t1Si4r9l8-/s1600/madd2.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; 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margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="986" data-original-width="800" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjO_qSMd29IIZODLRdRZKXFD70o4NL3Mzm-hb9UnAOruNPal6-SmeMkAokTlD_4b-y6Je0buUy-OJqyWwHfbOuQiGXPA6Hjv3k50--xkyW4jLYWWjMXR9ziyaEn1LfMygiAjZr9P-RYY0bUKTEero_VZnMjEujIXfh5G8clhZxvnODKKJqiwbcQiUvd6HMy/s320/m5.jpg" width="260" /></a></div></div> who is <a href="https://www.madonna.com/">M-A-D-O-N-N-A</a><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-jpEyROGcQZbyNxNGUBTLyTZuX7uJ1ya7F_bRSbaYNNl9LbYAmBo16J0PYhkcZJ-tWrCGZ6i8zc_2GkF7cqobsD1QshlX0auaE06h9DK-iLb4TYGSCzNpsY0tXyD5iHtmRQ2zoCUragjT/s1600/aas.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1600" data-original-width="1600" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-jpEyROGcQZbyNxNGUBTLyTZuX7uJ1ya7F_bRSbaYNNl9LbYAmBo16J0PYhkcZJ-tWrCGZ6i8zc_2GkF7cqobsD1QshlX0auaE06h9DK-iLb4TYGSCzNpsY0tXyD5iHtmRQ2zoCUragjT/s320/aas.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOqr_x_9fMc">from a music legend in the make'n</a><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdMzcqaITv7P2OAekIqAuRc86P5_HiSy-M83V0bEIOHS7J7ICy4PiFwq_TYxA1vhEme-qK6Nz0nq_GQslqgNnYWOnIEA8N5uBl0pmVB7PuE9O2iDqIU351_Zqjk8amgDAGhGUppYSYMv5cw2U2-BaLf8EVEapv2L3ItIwZbYriM5tg_fx-CI-DJTVoG2E-/s432/mfam.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="432" data-original-width="398" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgdMzcqaITv7P2OAekIqAuRc86P5_HiSy-M83V0bEIOHS7J7ICy4PiFwq_TYxA1vhEme-qK6Nz0nq_GQslqgNnYWOnIEA8N5uBl0pmVB7PuE9O2iDqIU351_Zqjk8amgDAGhGUppYSYMv5cw2U2-BaLf8EVEapv2L3ItIwZbYriM5tg_fx-CI-DJTVoG2E-/s320/mfam.jpg" width="295" /></a></div><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fO4QOfpoYzU">to a motherhood you've never forsake'n</a><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilLcZGQgJiX4rX0rmT8A_ueu5eV39hCDsRIwzac8RaEkwaP4KF88rMRbt5L78jdDhCMkIf45Er-QlDYG_adQHX-Jr6gRDVcu6byNBKfIfAHf8PdHpOKz9r35SuZ7NRn2ZxP5eNGgAvvumV/s1600/mado.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="421" data-original-width="636" height="211" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilLcZGQgJiX4rX0rmT8A_ueu5eV39hCDsRIwzac8RaEkwaP4KF88rMRbt5L78jdDhCMkIf45Er-QlDYG_adQHX-Jr6gRDVcu6byNBKfIfAHf8PdHpOKz9r35SuZ7NRn2ZxP5eNGgAvvumV/s320/mado.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><a href="https://www.raisingmalawi.org/">you've give'n far beyond more...than you have ever take'n</a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiArz0v5q1u58Bpz6jrOFuVz8xGzMPt_hEhsVq9E1Fz-cY22pu4G-0AYTjY5vK5-_PKudWJDUuV52k4ahJd0NPN4qeNLcJgTSSgVnflIdZkPRU2Vbpi-yH895mGiJZkMFoySkIZ3CLrEQ6bOj8iDbkyREfe4ZpZHcbdL86uDDilwHlPh14EeHETlHP2ohN4/s1280/mtour.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1280" data-original-width="1280" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiArz0v5q1u58Bpz6jrOFuVz8xGzMPt_hEhsVq9E1Fz-cY22pu4G-0AYTjY5vK5-_PKudWJDUuV52k4ahJd0NPN4qeNLcJgTSSgVnflIdZkPRU2Vbpi-yH895mGiJZkMFoySkIZ3CLrEQ6bOj8iDbkyREfe4ZpZHcbdL86uDDilwHlPh14EeHETlHP2ohN4/s320/mtour.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4Y3ZCNz73RSqziOtwYBzvo">though the 40th CELEBRATION is work'n out all yer kinks</a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="688" data-original-width="446" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEik1fblGx_i2UHFb0ERa1iWXPaJdELu82oGFJfKyY2U0gjVzEGXvz62OSMC96sGoeDghAj7_aEWhW95q7KK4oardMFInnZgoWKXatG_LgiBuqtTkL_SYFeKisIWk6ighZVY6wdCjUL9JMxlpbaYu-N6R4BxglK6wlgqSnYz2lJTgxmIPKatZVrGpvEik6Wd/s320/kksaint.jpg" width="207" /></a></div>now GET OFF MY DRESS!</div>Mattress Feverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03123224966230037503noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3720865673458747444.post-82666982775981775382023-08-07T06:55:00.000-05:002023-08-07T06:55:27.736-05:00THE GREAT PIPE HYPE pt 2hey kittens...have you ever gotten that not so fresh feel'n...<span style="text-align: center;">like you were</span><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEic-gTuIJUMegdXJ_3TCBYiml0v3Sco7psJblFDlQya1Ys_87doWntswjiQOf44wsLpo8EuQkatx80DcZEN1HomUjMrDg4vPsWNU0MgX3AQ3Ur4s2iIGxO0-zrtM3WPoB51YCSjQRXVGK4N/s1600/laurie.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="150" data-original-width="268" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEic-gTuIJUMegdXJ_3TCBYiml0v3Sco7psJblFDlQya1Ys_87doWntswjiQOf44wsLpo8EuQkatx80DcZEN1HomUjMrDg4vPsWNU0MgX3AQ3Ur4s2iIGxO0-zrtM3WPoB51YCSjQRXVGK4N/s1600/laurie.gif" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">bein' WATCHED? well get a ticket to the catch-up train by <a href="http://getoffmydress.blogspot.com/2023/07/the-great-pipe-hype-pt-1.html">click'n here fer THE GREAT PIPE HYPE pt 1</a> (cuz i ain't relive'n it all over again just fer you) before we leave the station to yer next destination...and now the excruciate'n conclusion to THE GREAT PIPE HYPE pt. 2</div><br />i rummaged feverishly thru the tan Hermes briefcase look'n fer a contact<br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPLHSHIm2lT1L3c6bB63zaT454DY-47GxgwCSj9cQFowLYM8hzCJ2HFXo0iVYggib1XCwkA8zwA-4HupauethyB0slohsenDfta5vVCH8VuKEb_02hRF_7hEiUYzOwI-fJKC_d-tGwI2AW/s1600/nails.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="363" data-original-width="500" height="232" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhPLHSHIm2lT1L3c6bB63zaT454DY-47GxgwCSj9cQFowLYM8hzCJ2HFXo0iVYggib1XCwkA8zwA-4HupauethyB0slohsenDfta5vVCH8VuKEb_02hRF_7hEiUYzOwI-fJKC_d-tGwI2AW/s320/nails.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">number to contact the hopeful owner of said bag with my one hand...while i waited fer the paint to dry on the other...HOWEVER...all i could find was the name "LARRY" printed in bold helvetica font on a blank antique egg shell colored business card along with a phone number</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div>so i immediately contacted Beatrice down at the local phone company </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhH3uWobBbQIrQCCiCZGLLeEwGRxCJHNvtyJ196LfNaFGLKG6cUfYpG3uotEiSv2D-9ui8urcN4nmFjBpnUAWkLp3vHqM2YfPFB8etey8qRLbaee8hpLXYJLbCCPTO5Vb5uhRfaf5VQK5oAC6qz863QvjZVl2UfzqGKU7pLDwJWQJ7dc4Ag7Dnd8OIZrims/s500/ernestine.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="342" data-original-width="500" height="219" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhH3uWobBbQIrQCCiCZGLLeEwGRxCJHNvtyJ196LfNaFGLKG6cUfYpG3uotEiSv2D-9ui8urcN4nmFjBpnUAWkLp3vHqM2YfPFB8etey8qRLbaee8hpLXYJLbCCPTO5Vb5uhRfaf5VQK5oAC6qz863QvjZVl2UfzqGKU7pLDwJWQJ7dc4Ag7Dnd8OIZrims/s320/ernestine.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">and </span><span style="text-align: left;">had her </span>patch me thru to this "LARRY" fella though first off of course all she wanted to go on to me about was her infected toilet parts before segway'n into how she felted cheated by the 3 bean salad at last sundays church social that her dear friend Marcella brought cuz all she could honestly taste were 2 distinct flavored beans apparently...nonetheless...after several more minutes dicuss'n the mass differences between her rheumatitis and my patience...she patched me thru...<br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjJwn06k9GnQUwHpsJrn9Sm9LqB2BrgOlILz6cBmNLdbWBknDFMqqXvp2Ki_U2o45MOYgiHFza0_QLiVC5-Ct_B_Kuv7oLrbv_1YlZmVBSOtziSR_SD4hMnL6laMsIdIvp_cPSgSg_fo7JR/s1600/answer.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; 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margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="226" data-original-width="400" height="181" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgcUlpkEJIjeNYoEAU59JgXTwNXVOzQyS41sZNqhJ3Lewt0OMMkyBstXXbeBgtHIDb6su2388FOIMxxUuoQbBVab2qIones3bHrig5mHyJ-82m4XiZPN4yOvo_BQKP1tQduJ5Zk2g8Bo7LWw5yM5xoqOY_GQ2OxMA8IAX3xDeDpkGMNpux2NgQNljUEmRky/s320/larry.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">would this be someone like 60's sex symbol major Nelson Riley from "I DREAM OF JEANIE" played by veteran character actor Larry Hagman? (who gave me major wood in reruns back in the 80's)</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjrrvfS2ZP7EWYgxqiVCF2uixdcCKHVMa3ZLSyrw_ikvAPDvTcVYUxLZVTw477J_Ohb13UVDWIwW3M4k0oPazYpjLHiYO2h5dPrgJFCU27sk0R6leWGHFlHA9fDoD2AMGhkYm92PNe_N5w4TVxRnD_MCJtmmcBtn5uss0Qhq47CZHWUuH20NVQrgL1rsAwa/s220/larryfine.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="177" data-original-width="220" height="177" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjrrvfS2ZP7EWYgxqiVCF2uixdcCKHVMa3ZLSyrw_ikvAPDvTcVYUxLZVTw477J_Ohb13UVDWIwW3M4k0oPazYpjLHiYO2h5dPrgJFCU27sk0R6leWGHFlHA9fDoD2AMGhkYm92PNe_N5w4TVxRnD_MCJtmmcBtn5uss0Qhq47CZHWUuH20NVQrgL1rsAwa/s1600/larryfine.gif" width="220" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">or could it be 1/3 of the comedic trio involve'n those bumblin' brothers from "THE THREE STOOGES" Larry Fine? (then i realized he died 20 years earlier after a quik google search)<br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDb1QDkSQj_L3TV9aJHppKyvFVD5kP3zKFHvIBSqUpTCWb7T3EYfm5jUAb5-iPtDoVmfmsTNadI4ipPyPdaYvLGGQht_mequQjxCG1S1QkO8x2WRSKJkeQhPl5OAtKLZFQMxMNkD6lUCS6/s1600/ang.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="250" data-original-width="365" height="219" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDb1QDkSQj_L3TV9aJHppKyvFVD5kP3zKFHvIBSqUpTCWb7T3EYfm5jUAb5-iPtDoVmfmsTNadI4ipPyPdaYvLGGQht_mequQjxCG1S1QkO8x2WRSKJkeQhPl5OAtKLZFQMxMNkD6lUCS6/s320/ang.gif" width="320" /></a></div>i didn't really care to be honest...as long as it wasn't...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvRwBb112tWHw5P3hYk85ALYpgUoGs5RnNeG9wCE9LLzvPMuCtjved43bQNkBveoSeRwRu6yJJ0p2iu1luCHAm1ji-juBvWDU61uwqxpalE7NNoFw5LewccCoJwa1NRakxT934AvEqKwSmUUZ8hrwsfXMtJwPp5mK9QtPK5nMqMSrhJ2NLmaDOs6VshH6e/s240/king.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="184" data-original-width="240" height="184" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvRwBb112tWHw5P3hYk85ALYpgUoGs5RnNeG9wCE9LLzvPMuCtjved43bQNkBveoSeRwRu6yJJ0p2iu1luCHAm1ji-juBvWDU61uwqxpalE7NNoFw5LewccCoJwa1NRakxT934AvEqKwSmUUZ8hrwsfXMtJwPp5mK9QtPK5nMqMSrhJ2NLmaDOs6VshH6e/s1600/king.gif" width="240" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">some colostomitic call-in host that resembled that bag of bones bein held together by his suspenders and Ron Popeil spray paint fer the follically challenged...Larry King</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgpUub9o5J4ofM8CxmEmvB709oFE4mLbvXgy7l8h7n9RayaSSVO0Vp825MQMvNSS0mG8fHqRRlPj4AlVJBWbbdF9HzWPElGr6FL2Z5Zlo5wxTaALICXa7OpRVsnzbd3LM__eSGk-7hc0a0cDTd5vMNWFdV8Jd61p-ofuyF2Gw-TkfvULCxMpXpQXBTXY6En/s694/butt22.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="694" data-original-width="490" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgpUub9o5J4ofM8CxmEmvB709oFE4mLbvXgy7l8h7n9RayaSSVO0Vp825MQMvNSS0mG8fHqRRlPj4AlVJBWbbdF9HzWPElGr6FL2Z5Zlo5wxTaALICXa7OpRVsnzbd3LM__eSGk-7hc0a0cDTd5vMNWFdV8Jd61p-ofuyF2Gw-TkfvULCxMpXpQXBTXY6En/s320/butt22.jpg" width="226" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">BUTT anyways...</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div>2 hours later as i was flipp'n thru my latest issue of INCHES magazine...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxhnzxBQGLSK2yJqjnuzWmtwno4AwoQEehN_lLrXbroshop4YeRAL4ZRru6-pmpDC8IeiKYCFKrkfVr8ZDKaHN2QL99oE-Q8_lGhvmg5B00pwfgjYgTqeSC6CclaUjDO8hPBcxcfRLHH2pb1o7aZXxkDiUTGwfqHAJPOV33vaYKBiBOsbUs3EsANTXX7Gp/s399/mel.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="399" data-original-width="324" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxhnzxBQGLSK2yJqjnuzWmtwno4AwoQEehN_lLrXbroshop4YeRAL4ZRru6-pmpDC8IeiKYCFKrkfVr8ZDKaHN2QL99oE-Q8_lGhvmg5B00pwfgjYgTqeSC6CclaUjDO8hPBcxcfRLHH2pb1o7aZXxkDiUTGwfqHAJPOV33vaYKBiBOsbUs3EsANTXX7Gp/s320/mel.gif" width="260" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">there would be a mysterious knock at my front door so i jumped gingerly off my crushed green velvet couch and opened the door to see who it was...and trust me when i say i was absolutely blown away...cuz the gentleman caller looked just like the spitt'n image stunt double to Mel Gibson...straight off the set of Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiAPJ2h0TplgGd2fb8G0Wfc3haUO-zpKhmBkHvCRBZ1656WN3OMgWaOJS9FjSSaf8bBAPp2kyjMDAlJQK77OOhEr2hK7Z0oCyD0Jf0FMv2E0AeV_3fKEj527k1Gn3o91JwZ-S2yP2c-MaqM/s1600/betty.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="268" data-original-width="498" height="172" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiAPJ2h0TplgGd2fb8G0Wfc3haUO-zpKhmBkHvCRBZ1656WN3OMgWaOJS9FjSSaf8bBAPp2kyjMDAlJQK77OOhEr2hK7Z0oCyD0Jf0FMv2E0AeV_3fKEj527k1Gn3o91JwZ-S2yP2c-MaqM/s320/betty.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">well...i don't have to tell you...i was a smitten kitten!</div><div><br /></div><div>well...i immediately invited him inside from the rain fer a nite cap without </div><div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4vB6E8gDoRWiclCzPFqnoCUvOnRJfk9D2Y7rgIKF6tu4SkHdzp39Zv_XFpjzNFcMmQPMYVB9cRKrhXutZtULMQ1ibZpNnhBZh9eN2u5y82NUYmqg-J0pL2W_ypOYWRPXZD2WWtidnkn23GYwy8sOqHL-NtkuvPrjJC7dln4DX5FDgMtxf6qeJrMDJlAIT/s498/starland.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="350" data-original-width="498" height="225" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4vB6E8gDoRWiclCzPFqnoCUvOnRJfk9D2Y7rgIKF6tu4SkHdzp39Zv_XFpjzNFcMmQPMYVB9cRKrhXutZtULMQ1ibZpNnhBZh9eN2u5y82NUYmqg-J0pL2W_ypOYWRPXZD2WWtidnkn23GYwy8sOqHL-NtkuvPrjJC7dln4DX5FDgMtxf6qeJrMDJlAIT/s320/starland.gif" width="320" /></a></div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">realize'n </span>it was only 2 in the afternoon...so of course i was ready fer some delightful "conversation" cuz my sky rocket was already in flight...thankfully i managed to compose myself and asked him if he was here fer the briefcase<br /><br /><div style="text-align: left;">shake'n his head...in his loosely fit beige slacks...he threw me a devilish </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhh7tRgyInyTB_-v4O31dPsptrUA3XuKv5SdIQLy3wt2qSvFAFPW2kqJp5IeFHzx8e6HSj2g6RNCJBkAA7V6uYz1ffH84k5SC7TLqAtusOR4fe3PDPEinkYr-jGzo4Ar8Nqe8vehy1-6BjU/s1600/wink.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; 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margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="393" data-original-width="500" height="251" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhe7FZ68kA9r7CO6Mx8gJDikFfoz-ffTIGcAKzcrnbQl8Gr3diWQC_wRokG97Igbj2RbW7FJEh_fHrunbhfnQw46y4tXu7otw0j2giEk_-NNMzBs_KSiCXysOlrmX8y8FPxVRuADQxuYOtd/s320/stand.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div>sorry kittens...this is where yer unsalted altered unilateral imagination will be kick'n in </div><div>(so cum to yer own dirty lil cockclusions)</div><div><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">in the end it turns out that the great pipe hype was just my type...and even </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnpMks1ib9Y74h1pb-wirZ18YzM_wozuSJhAXrNwTIuMrFw67Lss1rRllDEyhWODK80D3i0kLywmEZQQhclc8_a-UZq3lv8IsH6lY63rHQvDNiKBcC7WrfeBNxYZKycl0LfPNEO8UeqRQ3JibtINNXiSy_Rfy6PL7p-7SM7wWDT8kY-xnwfqcXKENvC0U2/s240/v2.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="138" data-original-width="240" height="138" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnpMks1ib9Y74h1pb-wirZ18YzM_wozuSJhAXrNwTIuMrFw67Lss1rRllDEyhWODK80D3i0kLywmEZQQhclc8_a-UZq3lv8IsH6lY63rHQvDNiKBcC7WrfeBNxYZKycl0LfPNEO8UeqRQ3JibtINNXiSy_Rfy6PL7p-7SM7wWDT8kY-xnwfqcXKENvC0U2/s1600/v2.gif" width="240" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span>though my dangerous liaison wasn't THAT dangerous after all (just a lil eepy cree) i met him 3 more times...in 3 more ways...albeit never in a 3way...should i have? well that's all u </span><span style="text-align: center;">need to know i guess...</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmwy50y0c6RnbS9NFrfP3ZhwT1o-_hqOJiT6TpC1oDibG93b2IZZkqyAFYNwzn_gAvirA6pUmFZmy__sMQcp1zCzU2b5X9yZN3x4aBbXXWAx732YHMq4_zpDF1wh4dl9SJhdyfS6k-7Vum/s1600/kk.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="634" data-original-width="496" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjmwy50y0c6RnbS9NFrfP3ZhwT1o-_hqOJiT6TpC1oDibG93b2IZZkqyAFYNwzn_gAvirA6pUmFZmy__sMQcp1zCzU2b5X9yZN3x4aBbXXWAx732YHMq4_zpDF1wh4dl9SJhdyfS6k-7Vum/s320/kk.JPG" width="250" /></a></div><div>now GET OFF MY DRESS! </div></div>Mattress Feverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03123224966230037503noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3720865673458747444.post-79472776999261934072023-07-31T05:59:00.010-05:002023-07-31T13:36:23.967-05:00THE VALUE OF IGNORANCE<div>as much as yer probably goin ape shit fer the excrutiate'n conclusion to</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgfe67TlCn7l0IO2WG4QONuC8jivznCcxGnLyWNotrUrVHY2IXOwJFZcDBhLFznsdRlFm3_ponUm2W3z38cAfF2xA82W6oOVI8DJi72C407TyMRX5xtbjCgtYqEbnBQTWKwfLy7ZnoqYb04v3H7nek7Nl9I5tEgwWC5G1aJAdof5Njy81SNk1CbFS6SgjKP/s517/mick.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="color: black;"><img border="0" data-original-height="285" data-original-width="517" height="176" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgfe67TlCn7l0IO2WG4QONuC8jivznCcxGnLyWNotrUrVHY2IXOwJFZcDBhLFznsdRlFm3_ponUm2W3z38cAfF2xA82W6oOVI8DJi72C407TyMRX5xtbjCgtYqEbnBQTWKwfLy7ZnoqYb04v3H7nek7Nl9I5tEgwWC5G1aJAdof5Njy81SNk1CbFS6SgjKP/s320/mick.gif" width="320" /></span></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">"THE GREAT PIPE HYPE" in yer poly blend culottes sipp'n on yer chamomile tea right about now...like MICK JAGGER once sang back in '69 (while some of you were actually participate'n in the artful act of the 69) "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef9QnZVpVd8"><span>YOU CAN'T ALWAYS GET WHAT YOU WANT</span></a>" </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span style="text-align: left;"><span style="text-align: center;">so tune in next week to get yer rocks off...however...fer now...just deal with</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhpAXPLeggKA2SHtagt-9enrAG6tqzuJfv_yND2q05EGUiFBy3Mf5JSe3e4pdtllpPHDeTfcPRUN8TMYHaNSHooS7y1-AkJ7dqNltWLh_hoNenEhHxfS2f47JuHMlMFWj4mo0dDdc6Y2i6uucYIAFhl8FZpQ74X7KdE1shecLia73QvtYo_-7VImBgxGIri/s440/special.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="color: black;"><img border="0" data-original-height="322" data-original-width="440" height="234" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhpAXPLeggKA2SHtagt-9enrAG6tqzuJfv_yND2q05EGUiFBy3Mf5JSe3e4pdtllpPHDeTfcPRUN8TMYHaNSHooS7y1-AkJ7dqNltWLh_hoNenEhHxfS2f47JuHMlMFWj4mo0dDdc6Y2i6uucYIAFhl8FZpQ74X7KdE1shecLia73QvtYo_-7VImBgxGIri/s320/special.gif" width="320" /></span></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">this weeks empathetic and educational dedication to a true warrior of words!</div><div><br /></div>picture it kittens...it's the year 1987 and red headed hottie ERIC STOLTZ<div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiklvP8DsnHkjairaoNdcJLfNDgo7iqCTsUWUl3fp1EoIwT4pAvHc-46YUqrpjsEyO3_ebxviOagCNTfwkZd0wl_i6DTfxRFpJ_dynaGpA3NpxIKTUVyTy2Bd645exLJEDhfYoZCwQ2y_aAtHEuOUr0Ie1WXVqt8aGtlReIe0ot847ZGrr9LCfHZea_snWS/s250/skow.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="color: black;"><img border="0" data-original-height="150" data-original-width="250" height="150" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiklvP8DsnHkjairaoNdcJLfNDgo7iqCTsUWUl3fp1EoIwT4pAvHc-46YUqrpjsEyO3_ebxviOagCNTfwkZd0wl_i6DTfxRFpJ_dynaGpA3NpxIKTUVyTy2Bd645exLJEDhfYoZCwQ2y_aAtHEuOUr0Ie1WXVqt8aGtlReIe0ot847ZGrr9LCfHZea_snWS/s1600/skow.gif" width="250" /></span></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">along with MARY STEWART MASTERSON and LEA THOMPSON were give'n some of us Gen X'ers all kinds of unfamiliar feely bumps...pluck'n at our blackened heart strings thanx to the brilliance of another JOHN HUGHES teenrager romper in "<a href="https://www.hulu.com/movie/some-kind-of-wonderful-2d5581e7-d158-41fb-bbf0-76988244885b?entity_id=2d5581e7-d158-41fb-bbf0-76988244885b"><span>SOME KIND OF WONDERFUL</span></a>"</div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDHmsHKjuZ5UsvhUULf4xz5QREj7kAqrk8lRYo_S0HOC2BCIifnQIJmYiBSsCowdI6KZiwNF4c-OD-sB_w50r7Hv7ngHTrhUZS-itpTjt2KmZAIyDi2hH68hjEi3MH3k9a8YTJqySn5vs1L8FpHCADOrrZszcquaaeLUAUcNZWGWrqvoiL9fKzWhu1mFin/s500/freddy.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="color: black;"><img border="0" data-original-height="281" data-original-width="500" height="180" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiDHmsHKjuZ5UsvhUULf4xz5QREj7kAqrk8lRYo_S0HOC2BCIifnQIJmYiBSsCowdI6KZiwNF4c-OD-sB_w50r7Hv7ngHTrhUZS-itpTjt2KmZAIyDi2hH68hjEi3MH3k9a8YTJqySn5vs1L8FpHCADOrrZszcquaaeLUAUcNZWGWrqvoiL9fKzWhu1mFin/s320/freddy.gif" width="320" /></span></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">FREDDY was shredd'n our teenrager heart strings durin' our dreams in the latest slasher installment "<a href="https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0049Z1I4Y"><span>NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET 3</span></a>"</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjS5Hc9jzPQV0LTKB6xaQ3khJDj7RNJRpGLqn3xCDGKUxZ1Wdld8Mwr19O3flxt3PPpIwgicCxA0GXOC49N0LOUMLeg3Y_f1mbwnaIwc55v5YfNSLQ4eoszBZe3fzwmTJzVGbAkKREQDHAyiQ0Xx-i82EZSFl2miD3GjMYJYHrWZPjn-oWk59NORFcZupQf/s1132/1987.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="color: black;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1132" data-original-width="1124" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjS5Hc9jzPQV0LTKB6xaQ3khJDj7RNJRpGLqn3xCDGKUxZ1Wdld8Mwr19O3flxt3PPpIwgicCxA0GXOC49N0LOUMLeg3Y_f1mbwnaIwc55v5YfNSLQ4eoszBZe3fzwmTJzVGbAkKREQDHAyiQ0Xx-i82EZSFl2miD3GjMYJYHrWZPjn-oWk59NORFcZupQf/s320/1987.jpg" width="318" /></span></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">while i was try'n my damndest to hold onto my teenrager style and sanity have'n to play teeter totter with my emotional heart strings between home life and school life</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">and i finally found my own some kind of wonderful in the form of my irish </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxDJVKsotV_mu1qEjYtiNFPUIJElE081pVOPYZsijeAxjubu1bK_sIMYXvPlNaTOBZrGn9sNFzhbiVb3PJmaoGmmjw5ukDqb2b3GS9EE-iCWl-eWku5l1YKWa14Z9B3KBSebWbF9bQTa7ZWdoCR4ZoL80IEtFRcgSuGMoIqdSogZ6-3l6dYk0njJI56DAN/s600/lion.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="color: black;"><img border="0" data-original-height="600" data-original-width="600" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxDJVKsotV_mu1qEjYtiNFPUIJElE081pVOPYZsijeAxjubu1bK_sIMYXvPlNaTOBZrGn9sNFzhbiVb3PJmaoGmmjw5ukDqb2b3GS9EE-iCWl-eWku5l1YKWa14Z9B3KBSebWbF9bQTa7ZWdoCR4ZoL80IEtFRcgSuGMoIqdSogZ6-3l6dYk0njJI56DAN/s320/lion.jpg" width="320" /></span></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">heritage who softened my teenrager heart strings like a JOHN WILLIAMS orchestra just enough when i discovered the spine tingle'n voice that had poured outta </span>this brilliant buzz<span style="text-align: center;"> headed beauty from Dublin Ireland born Sinead Marie Bernadette O'Connor though known to </span><span>all the </span>alternative Mtv teenrage'n misfits and misfortunates in the late 80's simply as SINEAD O'CONNOR with her enormously sublime orchestrated freshman album that teeter tottered between a whisper and a scream thru-out "<a href="https://open.spotify.com/album/5dVe3a5ld9uJC4VlpAXoJ6"><span>THE LION AND THE COBRA</span></a>" (that i personally listened to on heavy rotation from beginn'n to end so many times that my casio cassette player decided to finally feast on it so i would play someone else)</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">SINEAD's debut record was a musically therapeutic testament to all the </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjiEErc8bI8w9JL67hEfr3LR1BElWccn3C2EFOPDk3fs_5giCKeXeK3hc4lSaMOoJJc8wocW8Y3FrNJlyAsy3GNo5rh1ZvCSvBXqM9bqh5KpxHGrKTWZKuxmxDmFwu1cTZ3gIqARsTohCk5ypRyhRw7sITYGM7BPPxvGzVS8hsv7wYAf8hpZiIZLA2ZnRMl/s1080/so7.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="color: black;"><img border="0" data-original-height="599" data-original-width="1080" height="177" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjiEErc8bI8w9JL67hEfr3LR1BElWccn3C2EFOPDk3fs_5giCKeXeK3hc4lSaMOoJJc8wocW8Y3FrNJlyAsy3GNo5rh1ZvCSvBXqM9bqh5KpxHGrKTWZKuxmxDmFwu1cTZ3gIqARsTohCk5ypRyhRw7sITYGM7BPPxvGzVS8hsv7wYAf8hpZiIZLA2ZnRMl/s320/so7.gif" width="320" /></span></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">across her on Mtv's alternative music show "120 minutes" with the debut of her 1st single and video fer "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0c4v7fp5GC8"><span>TROY</span></a>" which completely resonated with my own teenrager existence at the time</div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgRdTOa3vF9GWl1KPzoYwLg6MvWP_jkHLw6h3zL-mWUY9N5VxzKxb9IZl5HNP2MWki-AG8EswOJ1qkZzfWM_UHtM0k9dOSzXfZXjlDKsa2PZ5L7EOoVV4bmLZB5EdtWAZmBCPxDqBGKnn6qH9atD3-QU5YEDJBwv6VqWLIHaXs8PSYypt7Fj3LkV4hvqFCr/s200/soput.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="color: black;"><img border="0" data-original-height="113" data-original-width="200" height="113" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgRdTOa3vF9GWl1KPzoYwLg6MvWP_jkHLw6h3zL-mWUY9N5VxzKxb9IZl5HNP2MWki-AG8EswOJ1qkZzfWM_UHtM0k9dOSzXfZXjlDKsa2PZ5L7EOoVV4bmLZB5EdtWAZmBCPxDqBGKnn6qH9atD3-QU5YEDJBwv6VqWLIHaXs8PSYypt7Fj3LkV4hvqFCr/s1600/soput.gif" width="200" /></span></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"> when she told us "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPJ8SLagt7I"><span>I WANT YOUR HANDS (ON ME)</span></a>" i was metaphorically all about it though the song was considered somewhat scandalous at the time by conservative critics and the church say'n she was promote'n promiscuity due to SINEAD's catholic upbring'n...bein preggers and unwed durin' the record'n and the AIDS crisis reek'n havoc around the globe</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEij-oY0QWwg69-piUu_QIyJQZLqY6Y6mP2rVSxXkDj-_MIh4COJ6AxN61giXyUD6OlVL4lQbNXdV_F-V0Sk86zzMyQ62SkQ9zRB840_EDirQwPdzdVhSmmU32JLFJHGLmdgClSHIdO2Emy9Dy386UbIJM_AxTxApyerc4NwttYJJxaA4S5a6rMg1MrCV3c5/s351/elm.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="color: black;"><img border="0" data-original-height="351" data-original-width="257" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEij-oY0QWwg69-piUu_QIyJQZLqY6Y6mP2rVSxXkDj-_MIh4COJ6AxN61giXyUD6OlVL4lQbNXdV_F-V0Sk86zzMyQ62SkQ9zRB840_EDirQwPdzdVhSmmU32JLFJHGLmdgClSHIdO2Emy9Dy386UbIJM_AxTxApyerc4NwttYJJxaA4S5a6rMg1MrCV3c5/s320/elm.jpg" width="234" /></span></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">luckily (or unluckily) it was used as a back drop the follow'n year in the next installment of the slasher gasher "<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/amzn1.dv.gti.1c518354-602d-47bc-8ad3-de41e92227fa?autoplay=0&ref_=atv_cf_strg_wb"><span>NIGHTMARE ON ELMSTREET 4</span></a>" and helped SINEAD capture a whole new audience of admirers make'n her debut album earn gold status in the US and the UK</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">by the time 1990 had rolled around the world was in a trance by the sheer</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEik1Pgk9XXZ4ggguSxEMysepesNcVipacUZDyZnZG77S-4tYwjvI6TyTm2v_58mPvnNFHkslVyAnokFMS3BeQLlxa1EoZZu6BBWB2tBm5CWi2EAIIHZ0ri4xpF0K9Ydsw8emQZeoJZrxp8wpfHDwbTsZmcIDAAzfE1TmLYm_U0dOLyWGKygcpcbGOmVUly8/s225/idonotwant.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="color: black;"><img border="0" data-original-height="225" data-original-width="225" height="225" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEik1Pgk9XXZ4ggguSxEMysepesNcVipacUZDyZnZG77S-4tYwjvI6TyTm2v_58mPvnNFHkslVyAnokFMS3BeQLlxa1EoZZu6BBWB2tBm5CWi2EAIIHZ0ri4xpF0K9Ydsw8emQZeoJZrxp8wpfHDwbTsZmcIDAAzfE1TmLYm_U0dOLyWGKygcpcbGOmVUly8/s1600/idonotwant.jpg" width="225" /></span></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">unabashed beauty from SINEAD's sophomore album "<a href="https://open.spotify.com/album/0fV9DAddjwNZcmCP1Q8b01"><span>I DO NOT WANT WHAT I HAVEN'T GOT</span></a>"</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"> <a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikUIbTVQtuneVhgpAmUz0fK_jCiuT6j0pzcYlFg0Ly5vMArXCnIXjGcWTIrmK2L-h4j8sCyT6bR73pb-QELKvOJSIDjNjM49ql1cw00vQyrLwevq5ShNpzsq3p7pMIFeEbkSWY2FaQta3mz5cVNWj1JNxJEPhqgYndhgPowaHzl0dEYFebuLsKmcwc5Vcc/s320/SO4.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="245" data-original-width="320" height="245" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEikUIbTVQtuneVhgpAmUz0fK_jCiuT6j0pzcYlFg0Ly5vMArXCnIXjGcWTIrmK2L-h4j8sCyT6bR73pb-QELKvOJSIDjNjM49ql1cw00vQyrLwevq5ShNpzsq3p7pMIFeEbkSWY2FaQta3mz5cVNWj1JNxJEPhqgYndhgPowaHzl0dEYFebuLsKmcwc5Vcc/s1600/SO4.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">furthermore by her pale skin...her painfully pure unaltered voice and a tiny unrehearsed tear drop shed from her eye in the video fer the sorrowfully heart broken power ballad of the PRINCE penned single "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-EF60neguk"><span>NOTHING COMPARES 2 U</span></a>" catapult'n SINEAD into international stardom hold'n the #1 spot across 17 countries around the globe solidify'n her status as a truly outspoken incomparably honest singer and political song writer</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">in 1991 SINEAD would lend her vocals on the ELTON JOHN tribute cd</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiaialZxSilEv8ws0TVGoWAeccTBWa5WFBeydMaBbTCEC81ZzF5Wq3vhOHziyDHzq9kns8Lr8DV66lBDDCGuTFQKdk2-U1vDa_L-b83nNt86F-8gPtSNCQ737YmBkj0jFq4pH2zTT0OUgx59_9j1YHqRRKpzRTtTYo6eW5HNl9T13uJoD_M0vTGh5w5quS9/s200/sosacrifice.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="color: black;"><img border="0" data-original-height="113" data-original-width="200" height="113" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiaialZxSilEv8ws0TVGoWAeccTBWa5WFBeydMaBbTCEC81ZzF5Wq3vhOHziyDHzq9kns8Lr8DV66lBDDCGuTFQKdk2-U1vDa_L-b83nNt86F-8gPtSNCQ737YmBkj0jFq4pH2zTT0OUgx59_9j1YHqRRKpzRTtTYo6eW5HNl9T13uJoD_M0vTGh5w5quS9/s1600/sosacrifice.gif" width="200" /></span></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">"<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHlwz9OH85Q"><span>TWO ROOMS</span></a>" along with 15 other artists...record'n an absolute stripped down angelic-like version of "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWa-aMiqQKE"><span>SACRIFICE</span></a>" which was insane of them not to release it as a single in my only opinion</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">by september of 1992 SINEAD had earned numerous glow'n accolades </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwTwHzKENdRsTMo34RDUlfcyOy_rzoEmWw3w3z538VVfRxx2dYEBcFY2MTgGybCvjEXAz3QkM22OXQkfQWPeNuatS6zWHgRG1cG0atxx7XjGs4dN1rMV2f8JVrBHYkj6S41ut1yGsvEwf3MHlk4K5yJM13a0wgrs21hjE9k2J6brMfrbgONU8AJU3u1vZT/s599/ami.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="color: black;"><img border="0" data-original-height="599" data-original-width="599" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwTwHzKENdRsTMo34RDUlfcyOy_rzoEmWw3w3z538VVfRxx2dYEBcFY2MTgGybCvjEXAz3QkM22OXQkfQWPeNuatS6zWHgRG1cG0atxx7XjGs4dN1rMV2f8JVrBHYkj6S41ut1yGsvEwf3MHlk4K5yJM13a0wgrs21hjE9k2J6brMfrbgONU8AJU3u1vZT/s320/ami.jpg" width="320" /></span></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">and had many accomplishments already under her belt by the time she was 26...without have'n to "follow the formula" and become just another pin-up tart twirl'n around in short skirts and long bouncy breck curls...refuse'n record pig execs request to get an abortion while lay'n the tracks on her 1st album...decline'n her grammy appearance and award fer best new alternative artist in 1991 compare'n her immense talent against other talents in the industry who were not recognized at all and decided to do a 360 departure from the unabashed critical success she had earned on her own merits with her 3rd album "<a href="https://open.spotify.com/album/36G5Yxs26PEzUxSGUiAaIn"><span>AM I NOT YOUR GIRL?</span></a>" release'n instead a collection of classic covers comprised of mostly jazzy numbers that she had grew up listen'n to and dedicated the album to the homeless people she had met in NY</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="text-align: center;">a month later in october SINEAD was booked as the musical guest to be</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiD3k8XKWhtSaII0Ac0O8ALz7pk0bESFyb2HA1SQezZSHwlE2xwksDkYNplo3haNoLbSsTSp-0J91Y-uU7g5PWjxb-4cdIlrFf3RdGW-BQHM7UVrIvvOTpGV9LZC6UaKs15kq7QrgwEjcAIr219X1kyU-x0R9A0fkEJ3u70ukVSVsZRITVy_d2YTqpiT8lx/s555/lynn.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="color: black;"><img border="0" data-original-height="315" data-original-width="555" height="182" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiD3k8XKWhtSaII0Ac0O8ALz7pk0bESFyb2HA1SQezZSHwlE2xwksDkYNplo3haNoLbSsTSp-0J91Y-uU7g5PWjxb-4cdIlrFf3RdGW-BQHM7UVrIvvOTpGV9LZC6UaKs15kq7QrgwEjcAIr219X1kyU-x0R9A0fkEJ3u70ukVSVsZRITVy_d2YTqpiT8lx/s320/lynn.jpg" width="320" /></span></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">originally recorded by<span> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xt-MorfnZJc"><span>LORETTA LYNN</span></a></span> in 1962 and her 2nd song was to be "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5C9XqAYx6mo"><span>SCARLET RIBBONS</span></a>" originally recorded by<span> <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFl_Omf57Qg"><span>JO STAFFORD</span></a></span> in1949</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">however...when SINEAD returned to sing her 2nd number she alone had </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlq3brLsEGpB-SYrXvR8o3vg6xd9Zpl8hPNsH9N1PNoSkdQ0sDUo9hUxflBE_GU-xcrOmdZrPtDfrk_4FAp-uv5gZADIO_0CpJuosg_ZEE8VV0Y-ZNNMCkVJDUPUS3vYGUkOnUmVckE9WOTRK7tgRsJaO0sh8gubdUlhVIwwUqxJ5FMCTBTTYRJNbYDjKf/s1287/AA19074D-2691-42F8-A7C6-41D61CE635F2.jpeg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="color: black;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1078" data-original-width="1287" height="268" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlq3brLsEGpB-SYrXvR8o3vg6xd9Zpl8hPNsH9N1PNoSkdQ0sDUo9hUxflBE_GU-xcrOmdZrPtDfrk_4FAp-uv5gZADIO_0CpJuosg_ZEE8VV0Y-ZNNMCkVJDUPUS3vYGUkOnUmVckE9WOTRK7tgRsJaO0sh8gubdUlhVIwwUqxJ5FMCTBTTYRJNbYDjKf/s320/AA19074D-2691-42F8-A7C6-41D61CE635F2.jpeg" width="320" /></span></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">goin from rebellious superstar to global pariah over nite with numerous death threats directed at SINEAD fer speak'n in truth (not tongue) that would haunt her unbelievable enormous talent like a scarlet letter fer years</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">unfortunately her plea fell on deaf ears and SINEAD would sadly bare </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLH1IeLDM31V2ANA6ehKU7pgpL_9lc7XrMBL3VX9qEm0t-ucjXFRTZd0RuyKUg_s_hNmfzqtNtS01fmfMLr0SUlwLQLcHnrDR4Of61XGG8h2hNP36IJh-_Dj619R10rkkq0nkLgeVgUMCmEILee2YNMEt162cXEhvMQ9J2-bU-OuJ-hkIhTXTOOFmNCxHM/s320/so9.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="color: black;"><img border="0" data-original-height="320" data-original-width="320" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjLH1IeLDM31V2ANA6ehKU7pgpL_9lc7XrMBL3VX9qEm0t-ucjXFRTZd0RuyKUg_s_hNmfzqtNtS01fmfMLr0SUlwLQLcHnrDR4Of61XGG8h2hNP36IJh-_Dj619R10rkkq0nkLgeVgUMCmEILee2YNMEt162cXEhvMQ9J2-bU-OuJ-hkIhTXTOOFmNCxHM/s1600/so9.jpg" width="320" /></span></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">the brunt </span>of her performance that nite...treated like an insane enigma...the media lynched SINEAD in the press...the music industry banned SINEAD on the airwaves and the mob mentality of the hypocritically hysterical religious right wingers and war love'n mongers crucified SINEAD in the streets (<a href="https://www.morrissey-solo.com/threads/you-know-i-couldn%E2%80%99t-last-july-26-2023.151306/">with very little of her own colleagues in the biz speak'n up in support of her performance in fear of retribution of their own careers until it was too late</a>) only to be proven 20 years later that SINEAD was right all along...without a SINGLE public apology which was NEVER given to her!</div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="text-align: center;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><div>this sort of controversy of course was nothing new to SINEAD when years</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh85DtAF5cwDyYfD8QjItBpKMvfbUfODpOlhOXmz8-3rEabdMER67YeVi0_voAxfegoiTdfCG5Fo279IpRQHXByEek825Fni5-pUGk9aXsAx2tALxHe2ph47Dhg4kHUKddtwMhnn9myrdNtcO7hHKdA7-Kr-y0k35Whd-rtQvtUstafgluoCIFhYgwiqHRY/s1210/frank.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="color: black;"><img border="0" data-original-height="444" data-original-width="1210" height="117" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh85DtAF5cwDyYfD8QjItBpKMvfbUfODpOlhOXmz8-3rEabdMER67YeVi0_voAxfegoiTdfCG5Fo279IpRQHXByEek825Fni5-pUGk9aXsAx2tALxHe2ph47Dhg4kHUKddtwMhnn9myrdNtcO7hHKdA7-Kr-y0k35Whd-rtQvtUstafgluoCIFhYgwiqHRY/s320/frank.jpg" width="320" /></span></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">earlier at her concert in New Jersey...SINEAD refused to have the star spangled banner played before her show prompt'n serial marital affair artist FRANK SINATRA declare'n "i wish i could have gone to see her so i could kick her ass" then a cheap PR stunt involve'n a steam roller was brought in to pulverize her cd's outside of her record company in NY while Minne-Apple superstar PRINCE chastised her fer swear'n in interviews after she had made his song #1 around the world and university professor/feminist who spoke about women's rights on a daily basis CAMILLE PAGLIA declare'n in an interview "in the case of SINEAD O'CONNOR, child abuse was justified!"</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: left;">regrettably...things would only go from bad to worse fer SINEAD 2 weeks</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi44i3fq9MKgpiHk0H7sL2KFMDgooKiIJVunD7Czo2WWl6IYhZeQp3xECEYl-hF-cHRto6qpld6n-Q8Gnm6IIsT8vQHiQoO2CArYOh-Oh7_4eWlHTQkyPdlCHXRUvuCqUsW9bhPui6Yn3RVzL0l31koq-LQ3Cidv1tcd-Ntz-IcUzk-TVEEPLK62YJJJdg9/s200/sobd.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="color: black;"><img border="0" data-original-height="113" data-original-width="200" height="113" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi44i3fq9MKgpiHk0H7sL2KFMDgooKiIJVunD7Czo2WWl6IYhZeQp3xECEYl-hF-cHRto6qpld6n-Q8Gnm6IIsT8vQHiQoO2CArYOh-Oh7_4eWlHTQkyPdlCHXRUvuCqUsW9bhPui6Yn3RVzL0l31koq-LQ3Cidv1tcd-Ntz-IcUzk-TVEEPLK62YJJJdg9/s1600/sobd.gif" width="200" /></span></a></div><div>after the SNL performance when she was asked to perform at the 30th anniversary BOB DYLAN tribute concert and sing "<span><a href="https://youtu.be/RlkeZqHmxlk">I BELIEVE IN YOU</a></span>" recorded by BOB DYLAN in 1979...however she was greeted by a split audience of righteous cheers and deafen'n jeers from an over zealous crowd even though KRIS KRISTOFFERSON encouraged her to continue on by whisper'n in her ear "<span><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HwWDOQoCBM"><span>don't let the bastards get you down</span></a>"</span> SINEAD decided to cut off her band...scrap the song and once again <span><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4fVxcT00Sc"><span>sang BOB MARLEY's "WAR" a capella</span></a> </span>in defiance before exit'n the stage</div></div></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="text-align: center;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;">i was even sickened when i seen <span>the queen of the dance floor had decided</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYsrjHw3-rrBXRJL1M0FPfLr7buHcT78Ipk0l1YrkyV6sVl9mkl5dcdMA_sxQGPmUeVnIcP166-658YBAwmDSQwCfUrlNCzqviLdOt76FnjqjlHpwRvxMdOuyqBYoaZ7vCjizO16x30oak8cJygPN2KmwW0KLHBbDuLM7AAHKQPip4W7JPsx4UITd957vQ/s460/madonna.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="color: black;"><img border="0" data-original-height="334" data-original-width="460" height="232" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYsrjHw3-rrBXRJL1M0FPfLr7buHcT78Ipk0l1YrkyV6sVl9mkl5dcdMA_sxQGPmUeVnIcP166-658YBAwmDSQwCfUrlNCzqviLdOt76FnjqjlHpwRvxMdOuyqBYoaZ7vCjizO16x30oak8cJygPN2KmwW0KLHBbDuLM7AAHKQPip4W7JPsx4UITd957vQ/s320/madonna.gif" width="320" /></span></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: black;"><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDtQdrb87Fs"><span>to mock SINEAD's gut wrench'n performance all to benefit the release of her latest album at the time by ripp'n up a picture of married rapist JOEY BUTTAFUCO when she was the musical guest on SNL</span></a> 3 months later </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">despite all the set backs and scandalous headlines while deal'n with her <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh5sAILPJH5wSWfvsTsouLnmVEHC8OTSF-z46P5xf0wd93gNv1q1utbcwyyzRCSW4e7v-lG_FCTPSV4rbqBbny7nelDLdqKbheAKgILLOJQnB87kH9pePHzscRHaGU_-p-_IZ4LQo5rs4duKDDWvLs9h3YmaDPMGpBzbi_O7MGDVNTWT_q8zd0Ly_8YfyZO/s1679/s1.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="color: black;"><img border="0" data-original-height="224" data-original-width="1679" height="54" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh5sAILPJH5wSWfvsTsouLnmVEHC8OTSF-z46P5xf0wd93gNv1q1utbcwyyzRCSW4e7v-lG_FCTPSV4rbqBbny7nelDLdqKbheAKgILLOJQnB87kH9pePHzscRHaGU_-p-_IZ4LQo5rs4duKDDWvLs9h3YmaDPMGpBzbi_O7MGDVNTWT_q8zd0Ly_8YfyZO/w400-h54/s1.jpg" width="400" /></span></a></div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">own</span><span style="text-align: left;"> </span><span style="text-align: left;">very personal demons </span>from her past and present...SINEAD would go on to record 7 more absolute brilliant albums "<a href="https://open.spotify.com/album/7u20BJTgQrowjyaTEgE46p"><span>UNIVERSAL MOTHER</span></a>" (1994) "<a href="https://open.spotify.com/album/0ITyzBRmAMnwt8FwtkSu0d"><span>FAITH AND COURAGE</span></a>" (2000) "<a href="https://www.pandora.com/artist/sinead-oconnor/sean-nos-nua/ALpXXbVrfrpf5mc?corr=knowledge_panel&part=google"><span>SEAN-NOS NUA</span></a>" (2002) "<a href="https://www.pandora.com/artist/sinead-oconnor/throw-down-your-arms/ALr9g3c7lx2mVmk?corr=knowledge_panel&part=google"><span>THROW DOWN YOUR ARMS</span></a>" (2005) "<a href="https://www.pandora.com/artist/sinead-oconnor/theology/ALwrgxmKlPblcJq?corr=knowledge_panel&part=google"><span>THEOLOGY</span></a>" (2007) "<a href="https://open.spotify.com/album/1HFPaVBt3Pcbo4egnd4qih?autoplay=true"><span>HOW ABOUT I BE ME (AND YOU BE YOU)?</span></a>" (2012) before call'n it quits in 2014 with "<a href="https://open.spotify.com/album/7DYDA9YjcBUsVrcwR2Xaek"><span>I'M NOT BOSSY, I'M THE BOSS</span></a>"</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwNNx34ig0ykzNtyX1U-KpLvPispeSyLCk4JUYbpoLn5IiIYoqvJBGSlCuLOjsaUj8eaN5FeIFpOQFLLEdWqjvCwrnetLghRcfgsHtgoH882f3KKsCq89NbzqZsT9tzoacozJ1lug9tNy4CHX_q9BLchPKIuoc-b3CTXdzPBwkBBX7DBhZJLwr_qm9thVb/s578/chiqutita.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="color: black;"><img border="0" data-original-height="493" data-original-width="578" height="273" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjwNNx34ig0ykzNtyX1U-KpLvPispeSyLCk4JUYbpoLn5IiIYoqvJBGSlCuLOjsaUj8eaN5FeIFpOQFLLEdWqjvCwrnetLghRcfgsHtgoH882f3KKsCq89NbzqZsT9tzoacozJ1lug9tNy4CHX_q9BLchPKIuoc-b3CTXdzPBwkBBX7DBhZJLwr_qm9thVb/s320/chiqutita.jpg" width="320" /></span></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">include'n her rendition of the ABBA classic "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iE3meFEZEyI"><span>CHIQUITITA</span></a>" recorded in 1999 with all proceeds to benefit the victims of <span><a href="https://cain.ulster.ac.uk/events/omagh/events.htm#:~:text=Nine%20children%20(5%20girls%20and,the%20dead%20was%20later%20released.&text=The%20bomb%20had%20been%20planted,in%20the%20centre%20of%20Omagh."><span>Omagh bomb'n in northern ireland</span></a> </span>carried out by the REAL IRA</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">not only was SINEAD a very accomplished incomparable political singer</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjetNQRVgQ7MQSc_8ppHhIqgHwB3MRtsOxomGPzU_Hx1KZ8_GmLKjg_VpvWKzzp2V82m6VKY8jZzRfAzQmvxVf2U8DAfu8fmJuJvw7hL6w6C415qeUxrXAxznA225NvZR73Xo62SfRPDtxaM048q-MmGDZT0RtmgrSSYdY_O_SLhQBmDeedLHhsYiaWuW1L/s911/som1.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="color: black;"><img border="0" data-original-height="393" data-original-width="911" height="173" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjetNQRVgQ7MQSc_8ppHhIqgHwB3MRtsOxomGPzU_Hx1KZ8_GmLKjg_VpvWKzzp2V82m6VKY8jZzRfAzQmvxVf2U8DAfu8fmJuJvw7hL6w6C415qeUxrXAxznA225NvZR73Xo62SfRPDtxaM048q-MmGDZT0RtmgrSSYdY_O_SLhQBmDeedLHhsYiaWuW1L/w400-h173/som1.jpg" width="400" /></span></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">many might not have known that SINEAD also found time to expand her artistic endeavors by starr'n in 3 films...1st in 1989 was a made fer tv movie where she played herself in "<a href="https://www.tcm.com/tcmdb/title/513144/hush-a-bye-baby/"><span>HUSH-A-BYE BABY</span></a>" her 2nd chance in front of the camera was in the 1992 motion picture adaptation of "<a href="https://pluto.tv/on-demand/movies/wuthering-heights-or-2012-1-1?utm_medium=textsearch&utm_source=google"><span>WUTHERING HEIGHTS</span></a>" portray'n 1847 novelist EMILY BRONTE which was also RALPH FIENNES act'n debut and last up was in <span style="text-align: left;">the irish black comedy directed by NEIL JORDAN back in 1997 "<a href="https://www.amazon.com/Butcher-Boy-Stephen-Rea/dp/B004GF0SRK"><span>THE BUTCHER BOY</span></a>" play'n a foul mouthed virgin mary which she also <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Obl5FLEh_OI"><span>sang the title track</span></a></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhzBOKJBpqvFwnBj65-h6jJ6py5ZgUpw4ngou_-dgnibm0pdgkvUDqY19VwS_TWhPgYUeFYRzcoRRy1ogohhDQPYnpOFiqc8SwFGsWD7KmwuzJmH4CX3fF3udqRC1g255KfrjxMhz3Rw3lYbJvvrh2ZYFVO802LuxicaUL-8JItVfhM5Wyr2DlFxNzbxSEN/s300/VG.webp" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="color: black;"><img border="0" data-original-height="300" data-original-width="212" height="300" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhzBOKJBpqvFwnBj65-h6jJ6py5ZgUpw4ngou_-dgnibm0pdgkvUDqY19VwS_TWhPgYUeFYRzcoRRy1ogohhDQPYnpOFiqc8SwFGsWD7KmwuzJmH4CX3fF3udqRC1g255KfrjxMhz3Rw3lYbJvvrh2ZYFVO802LuxicaUL-8JItVfhM5Wyr2DlFxNzbxSEN/s1600/VG.webp" width="212" /></span></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">SINEAD <a href="https://youtu.be/g1-zZ-bedT8">also sang the end'n song</a> to the dark true life story of irish journalist "<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/amzn1.dv.gti.dca9f72c-5556-1b1b-acdd-590d29653526?autoplay=0&ref_=atv_cf_strg_wb"><span>VERONICA GUERIN</span></a>"</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">born into the irish catholic ideology by no fault of her own...SINEAD had</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivfsfKhC8W6mLlddbacD47atAatJDKSEBnHEXEnwB4t87ikR6V9G8ixxOQFWPiN-xGx04VLfhy8r3R-aZul1CWbn2K6Tir72VmzpsGX4i5Ix_jqjLfA_gTS8A-97dalDHx0vOPpsr4rPlX-ncTUJfsoOGL7gVtauyik2M_o2vlpDCAw7yiHaNyTqH0fkod/s1024/muslim.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="color: black;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1024" data-original-width="1024" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEivfsfKhC8W6mLlddbacD47atAatJDKSEBnHEXEnwB4t87ikR6V9G8ixxOQFWPiN-xGx04VLfhy8r3R-aZul1CWbn2K6Tir72VmzpsGX4i5Ix_jqjLfA_gTS8A-97dalDHx0vOPpsr4rPlX-ncTUJfsoOGL7gVtauyik2M_o2vlpDCAw7yiHaNyTqH0fkod/s320/muslim.jpg" width="320" /></span></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">said she never had an issue with catholicism in and of itself…it was the blatant cover-ups by the hierarchy so she had written a letter to pope's John Paul II....Benedict XVI and ultimately Francis to excommunicate her from the catholic church and by the fall of 2018 SINEAD would eventually renounce her catholicism and was reborn a muslim...change'n her name to SHUHADA SADAQAT (though professionally she still went by SINEAD O'CONNOR)</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">when the world was frozen at the beginn'n of the covid pandemic in 2020</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh3SsRv4pKhgXaObvxdFqbodyWxG6mSkOKEQ5SwwAD6nwzYM7Z_0C_E-mO7ch_LdImp7Zy05djk1jj_95xgL-bQxzaeZRzMFWBMjsIs3itzJaJqMPGb7iD85ZzDOrCGZ1EQ_znOvZptCeGMUDXCSH6MfIRuhauy0N11gWf0OB9GVZ1NXn1-lqC2fIc7QI_A/s640/cd.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="color: black;"><img border="0" data-original-height="638" data-original-width="640" height="319" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh3SsRv4pKhgXaObvxdFqbodyWxG6mSkOKEQ5SwwAD6nwzYM7Z_0C_E-mO7ch_LdImp7Zy05djk1jj_95xgL-bQxzaeZRzMFWBMjsIs3itzJaJqMPGb7iD85ZzDOrCGZ1EQ_znOvZptCeGMUDXCSH6MfIRuhauy0N11gWf0OB9GVZ1NXn1-lqC2fIc7QI_A/s320/cd.JPG" width="320" /></span></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">SINEAD </span>had found herself some creative spare time to lend her vocals with another iconic singer of the 80's BOY GEORGE on his album "<a href="https://open.spotify.com/album/3LDXggkwrqWa19Lm8e8uIj"><span>THIS IS WHAT I DUB</span></a>" cover'n the 1973 YOKO ONO track "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txnvnQGSc5Q&t=2s"><span>DEATH OF SAMANTHA</span></a>"</div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">by 2021 it seemed like SINEAD had finally started to take control of her </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6sy3L-tSNRSUiisG3B1wxWylQZL3TuCOfZj229lFBQatq2vJfticzsLoKaLIof5WrabbtKdezXrP5EtXckgXd-Yq_7hL7vAwCdRqIOOJwoWfoR8XA4Vp-vxIChUV6Ph8LeDzu-w1zR5LN4FL-mr1Fvb4LgaGns58-MYav2sGvkQoMTr-RSereuhG_xM8F/s540/book.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="color: black;"><img border="0" data-original-height="540" data-original-width="360" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj6sy3L-tSNRSUiisG3B1wxWylQZL3TuCOfZj229lFBQatq2vJfticzsLoKaLIof5WrabbtKdezXrP5EtXckgXd-Yq_7hL7vAwCdRqIOOJwoWfoR8XA4Vp-vxIChUV6Ph8LeDzu-w1zR5LN4FL-mr1Fvb4LgaGns58-MYav2sGvkQoMTr-RSereuhG_xM8F/s320/book.JPG" width="213" /></span></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">past and her persistence by release'n her personal memoir "<a href="https://www.amazon.com/Rememberings-Sin%C3%A9ad-OConnor/dp/0358423880/ref=asc_df_0358423880/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=475750949230&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=15523163760812314081&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9019658&hvtargid=pla-1068023984825&psc=1"><span>REMEMBERINGS</span></a>" reveal'n a very candid account of a tortured teeter tottered existence as a tenderhearted soft spoken antagonist deal'n with the many trainwrecks in her life</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span style="text-align: left;">which sadly came crash'n down </span><a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acbNkAs1z_Y" style="text-align: left;"><span>after appear'n to reach out fer help</span></a> in </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGOE9Gz78IopVFtiowj_qfxesJXRre-8mK5djFVfK_c4i49sCIexAiJWb3zUv80W1TMxVXmPrxMfl6hIt37kw09J3Gta0MjR757yvubQxHOhBWESzQTvPjCHhNUUx911oChcb_1asWn1dabQZ7jp_r9jp3HPHeXuahMcEf2o-ZOxYsEnv3ZB9K4a7o0oot/s483/son.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="color: black;"><img border="0" data-original-height="483" data-original-width="447" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGOE9Gz78IopVFtiowj_qfxesJXRre-8mK5djFVfK_c4i49sCIexAiJWb3zUv80W1TMxVXmPrxMfl6hIt37kw09J3Gta0MjR757yvubQxHOhBWESzQTvPjCHhNUUx911oChcb_1asWn1dabQZ7jp_r9jp3HPHeXuahMcEf2o-ZOxYsEnv3ZB9K4a7o0oot/s320/son.JPG" width="296" /></span></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">2022 to cope with her life's long struggles regard'n her personal and professional demons and loose'n her 3rd child SHANE at 17 to suicide…who she said was "the lamp of my soul"</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvjHN4y__kx8xHoHorSRTpoPJy9Yyd9hJ6ZtmR2WqzAMJMzmiwwzSS13TEy3usypmHmquMe5RblYVW86SlLpKisI9f3Yw-6N2JLTncw1GGlypM7-6QI5wBtE3_3XaFXmpBX22haZ03VMbqKtzntHnxZAZurMBTCAI45oCBLf8bnQpFSYOMkicJDPUUFcuB/s800/dvd.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="color: black;"><img border="0" data-original-height="800" data-original-width="503" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvjHN4y__kx8xHoHorSRTpoPJy9Yyd9hJ6ZtmR2WqzAMJMzmiwwzSS13TEy3usypmHmquMe5RblYVW86SlLpKisI9f3Yw-6N2JLTncw1GGlypM7-6QI5wBtE3_3XaFXmpBX22haZ03VMbqKtzntHnxZAZurMBTCAI45oCBLf8bnQpFSYOMkicJDPUUFcuB/s320/dvd.jpg" width="201" /></span></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;"> that same year SINEAD would also appear in an in depth <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VLy1A4En4U"><span>documentary</span></a> as only a voice over use'n stock footage aptly titled after her biggest hit "<a href="https://www.hulu.com/movie/nothing-compares-2a278e0f-9728-4a0b-a5fa-e93f84e6a467?entity_id=2a278e0f-9728-4a0b-a5fa-e93f84e6a467"><span>NOTHING COMPARES</span></a>" </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiz_bS0gjedpIbxiLJIVRgsOR2QHWHMZufMTb6pYPOWyn8DfY4guIM7eudJsGgcL59zO2NpusX2buy_Uv9qD_m1LHYIRHGig34GtqqwysQtliodmbtXq9CVn7GdkadinRL8j4EOaf-fa4DPc46597vaQnucEzrktnoh5LSkTBwfUPYhpDxys4gzeQNGia6m/s1400/75E47131-2BAA-4713-ACCC-98B0303B3950.webp" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="color: black;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1400" data-original-width="1400" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiz_bS0gjedpIbxiLJIVRgsOR2QHWHMZufMTb6pYPOWyn8DfY4guIM7eudJsGgcL59zO2NpusX2buy_Uv9qD_m1LHYIRHGig34GtqqwysQtliodmbtXq9CVn7GdkadinRL8j4EOaf-fa4DPc46597vaQnucEzrktnoh5LSkTBwfUPYhpDxys4gzeQNGia6m/s320/75E47131-2BAA-4713-ACCC-98B0303B3950.webp" width="320" /></span></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">which is a true testament to an unrelent'n outspoken raw and revolutionary artist who used the power of her persona rather than to bother herself about chart success...to speak out against the many injustices in the world without a shred of regret</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span style="text-align: left;">SINEAD fanned the flames fer the BLM movement back in 1990 with her </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEidVEph9EoT6exwigAy17Ck8YlPuRBp1ntjhzDeVkpH8k2Emq7ch_3sF5_-RG0-effFRWSvFjKRGmy6LqHBC4_uQG4FOzfLazUTZgFk-nj5fo-7fSFjThip_oSDqN3f4NbvKO0F6pJI9uOwRSbe-mcAFGtNcnK3t5whOPxz_KjMwxXZjIqvW49SHu0toyHj/s200/so.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="color: black;"><img border="0" data-original-height="113" data-original-width="200" height="113" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEidVEph9EoT6exwigAy17Ck8YlPuRBp1ntjhzDeVkpH8k2Emq7ch_3sF5_-RG0-effFRWSvFjKRGmy6LqHBC4_uQG4FOzfLazUTZgFk-nj5fo-7fSFjThip_oSDqN3f4NbvKO0F6pJI9uOwRSbe-mcAFGtNcnK3t5whOPxz_KjMwxXZjIqvW49SHu0toyHj/s1600/so.gif" width="200" /></span></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">song "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n14lwdpYkAA"><span>BLACK BOYS ON MOPEDS</span></a>" and laid the stepp'n stones brick by brick fer the "ME TOO" and "WOKE" movement 30 years before it would ever become a household name from the main stream media and in 2020 SINEAD would cover the 1959 <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNoxoUX2vqQ"><span>MAHALIA JACKSON</span></a> song "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lnYBbYeMts"><span>TROUBLE OF THE WORLD</span></a>" in response to the murder of GEORGE FLOYD in the Minne-Apple...donate'n all the proceeds to the BLM movement!</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;"> </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">in 2023 SINEAD would bare her powerful pipes by sing'n the 19th century</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEianfQNdT3-1C0YRPJ61fPZ7SNAgBKZlcC1-uQIixNQcAom00z5JE_4fLrQWehWwuGXlmz4r4Ae29SuNRcmt_24m8mdQq5QQ69hfOzKlRTcsYNO-4_l3AKN8lFYFyZ_dFl05p0rTlzDHRrhsnqPUmIGqrKZKfFwrUgSirc0xA227rBgbZN37FfpW22LVSRg/s479/outlanders.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="color: black;"><img border="0" data-original-height="479" data-original-width="384" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEianfQNdT3-1C0YRPJ61fPZ7SNAgBKZlcC1-uQIixNQcAom00z5JE_4fLrQWehWwuGXlmz4r4Ae29SuNRcmt_24m8mdQq5QQ69hfOzKlRTcsYNO-4_l3AKN8lFYFyZ_dFl05p0rTlzDHRrhsnqPUmIGqrKZKfFwrUgSirc0xA227rBgbZN37FfpW22LVSRg/s320/outlanders.JPG" width="257" /></span></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">scottish theme "<a href="https://www.google.com/search?q=sinead+the+sky+boat+song&rlz=1C1GCEJ_enUS1068US1068&oq=sinead+the+sky+boat+song&aqs=chrome..69i57j0i22i30l2j0i390i650l2j69i60.10326921j0j15&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:321591a5,vid:0qrwJDR6bzs"><span>THE SKYE BOAT SONG</span></a>" to the time travel romance series "<a href="https://www.starz.com/us/en/series/outlander/21796"><span>OUTLANDER</span></a>" in season 7 as well as work'n on her 11th unfinished studio album and plann'n a world tour fer 2024 before her existence would be cut all too short</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">i was lucky enough to finally catch the extraordinary gifted SINEAD live at </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhC_sBfuN9JURlYRfxjZoXMuieE2_WM821CInCapPNOBRpcjRDVF8J-VKp8gDKpgSBQi6hRPjTv7vdOuwp5_eoWxMKL8uY2FK4OiX5sqTC020wda1Em6efUHJ8zOmefpZ9-W-3RVhcmLI164hyXui1zsn9Nm-S7w36BRnnN1foBxvV8IpqYR9BlzXEmuych/s533/pan.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="color: black;"><img border="0" data-original-height="445" data-original-width="533" height="267" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhC_sBfuN9JURlYRfxjZoXMuieE2_WM821CInCapPNOBRpcjRDVF8J-VKp8gDKpgSBQi6hRPjTv7vdOuwp5_eoWxMKL8uY2FK4OiX5sqTC020wda1Em6efUHJ8zOmefpZ9-W-3RVhcmLI164hyXui1zsn9Nm-S7w36BRnnN1foBxvV8IpqYR9BlzXEmuych/s320/pan.jpg" width="320" /></span></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">the </span>Pantages Theater<span style="text-align: left;"> fer her last appearance in the Minne-Apple back in 2007 gett'n lost in her emotional untamed heart on stage while make'n me equally as emotional in my seat at times...</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7KaCgBIVZy5TGyJpZ2NnUJSMfwdab9sKsvWfY2y6POJSPHIDEA517CXidnZEi-uwp5rh2RWozIQHflAX7btpmBRXxd2APRzFSYrkZ-TDJHJ3e-WKl5IAQqMxWeLk4EFHYjt8Go_tLqYz6q_CnfxP14dcLIDAVEaMnQPVAgcmQ30RcKVN0h9XxBN0HeRgS/s1125/sotik.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="color: black;"><img border="0" data-original-height="652" data-original-width="1125" height="185" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7KaCgBIVZy5TGyJpZ2NnUJSMfwdab9sKsvWfY2y6POJSPHIDEA517CXidnZEi-uwp5rh2RWozIQHflAX7btpmBRXxd2APRzFSYrkZ-TDJHJ3e-WKl5IAQqMxWeLk4EFHYjt8Go_tLqYz6q_CnfxP14dcLIDAVEaMnQPVAgcmQ30RcKVN0h9XxBN0HeRgS/s320/sotik.jpg" width="320" /></span></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">nonetheless...it was worth every penny that nite just to immerse myself back into a time as SINEAD flipped thru the diary pages of my teenrager past and feel the pain and conviction that poured from her mouth even as i listen to her timeless legacy today…</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEKfG_0EbHqpua_3EOqxClfAsgujC3kmEswfsKM7BBJNc2JBUI7saQExLqGmUNtCgdv9_PvkrhFPbeewrYLQuzxbLQGK4pZ17SHlqAaujKSjgpQFz9OXjET9Hr0lxQ-OsGw7Tmt75B5yAjw3L3Ac0SibLcgdKVXQIurSGm1NTaKKM57mxIlY45Gkq0EtD_/s200/C51BE895-4117-4F51-979D-73CB842AB35B.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="113" data-original-width="200" height="113" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEKfG_0EbHqpua_3EOqxClfAsgujC3kmEswfsKM7BBJNc2JBUI7saQExLqGmUNtCgdv9_PvkrhFPbeewrYLQuzxbLQGK4pZ17SHlqAaujKSjgpQFz9OXjET9Hr0lxQ-OsGw7Tmt75B5yAjw3L3Ac0SibLcgdKVXQIurSGm1NTaKKM57mxIlY45Gkq0EtD_/s1600/C51BE895-4117-4F51-979D-73CB842AB35B.gif" width="200" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">and like her song goes…SINEAD’s sudden departure “<a href="https://youtu.be/PU5PwOHJfoA">FEELS SO DIFFERENT</a>” </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span style="text-align: left;">SINEAD was a phenomenally gifted artist who didn't just walk the walk</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitMhusn6gS9b2PDMtXQRbEdQnUuhsLXp6eBpsI7jRzz2WFYLh8eD2r28FkxtA2xRJXKXuz31-qOAAAwW2yL1rVOgHW49AulIdZ-seg9h6HoYsQEeO8NQP2wQr0fms9gPwSR7x_MztTs1TqJcZGCYZjEA9B_NXfQ60UXIldh2mCSfI0uCyx8uIPSoaAEW-v/s320/hands.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="color: black;"><img border="0" data-original-height="320" data-original-width="276" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEitMhusn6gS9b2PDMtXQRbEdQnUuhsLXp6eBpsI7jRzz2WFYLh8eD2r28FkxtA2xRJXKXuz31-qOAAAwW2yL1rVOgHW49AulIdZ-seg9h6HoYsQEeO8NQP2wQr0fms9gPwSR7x_MztTs1TqJcZGCYZjEA9B_NXfQ60UXIldh2mCSfI0uCyx8uIPSoaAEW-v/s1600/hands.jpg" width="276" /></span></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><span style="text-align: left;">she had a message and needed to be heard by carve'n out her own path want'n more focus on her message than her mammary glands no matter how difficult it may have been </span><span style="text-align: left;">at times</span><span style="text-align: left;">...the media and the ill informed masses tried to poison her platform and shut her up but SINEAD's persistent voice only became louder even when no one was listen'n</span></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span style="text-align: left;">SINEAD O'CONNOR had never set out to become a world wide pop star </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYztywLtNs1ITbW6xyreMBhggNGnMYEk3iEEP_hA7fVyycICOUs_df-5gGivBijTi2Vti9wphTq9ObgEbQg3jnV_6dDhHDLwYLlWjLD7NfyuCEs-VwSDx_HBrXqpazfob46_qPeU3CoHcPh-Asm7u3w1GOWyaLGzqt2ieN0x7DlmPEmBunNup7HI7T8WUT/s804/jeans.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="color: black;"><img border="0" data-original-height="804" data-original-width="540" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYztywLtNs1ITbW6xyreMBhggNGnMYEk3iEEP_hA7fVyycICOUs_df-5gGivBijTi2Vti9wphTq9ObgEbQg3jnV_6dDhHDLwYLlWjLD7NfyuCEs-VwSDx_HBrXqpazfob46_qPeU3CoHcPh-Asm7u3w1GOWyaLGzqt2ieN0x7DlmPEmBunNup7HI7T8WUT/s320/jeans.jpg" width="215" /></span></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">she was a political activist with a </span>multi-octave mezzo-soprano <span style="text-align: left;">voice who had zero desire nor cared to conform </span><span style="text-align: left;">to the record execs visons of what makes a pop star a pop star when she first put pen to paper...instead spitt'n hypothetical acid and invoke'n fear in the face of the industry image...destroy'n in the ultimate</span><span style="text-align: left;"> defiance of what</span><span style="text-align: left;"> the </span><span style="text-align: left;">stereotypical beauty standards were fer women at the time by shave'n off her raven locks </span><span style="text-align: left;">and opt'n fer Dr Marten's and denim jeans over Dolce & Gabbana</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;"><br /></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span style="text-align: left;">whether she was the Joan of Arc within the music consciousness or just</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgEAGG2tuGai2cHavC6aOA5Ols1CSBVuQz0nzu9E9OanSvjX9Bg63E509vDywa9izqNua2OO4c0SSwAT5iQPbFjuYp3_2H1OqvdemaHkj5hY2IVfQ8GwzgxuYf-Nky6nsDO1BgVx0cyrTz21XqBCFdl-_6XQfW72pX4a07q8Ps3ZNfq87uQ4vE4Kvmu3zs1/s501/so.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="color: black;"><img border="0" data-original-height="501" data-original-width="388" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgEAGG2tuGai2cHavC6aOA5Ols1CSBVuQz0nzu9E9OanSvjX9Bg63E509vDywa9izqNua2OO4c0SSwAT5iQPbFjuYp3_2H1OqvdemaHkj5hY2IVfQ8GwzgxuYf-Nky6nsDO1BgVx0cyrTz21XqBCFdl-_6XQfW72pX4a07q8Ps3ZNfq87uQ4vE4Kvmu3zs1/s320/so.jpg" width="248" /></span></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">an arrow of adrenaline to the disenfranchised <a href="https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4ORVvWcXek7R3PmBiFRyIs"><span>SINEAD's legendary lamb to a lion's roar vocal range and poignantly prolific lyrics have comforted me thru some rough times even to this very day and have defined and defied the music of a generation</span></a> </span><span style="text-align: left;">that will carry on til we no longer exist...</span><span style="text-align: left;">declare'n by the end of the documentary to all her critics "<a href="https://youtu.be/aBzVCwvxOLw">they broke my heart and they killed me, but i didn't die. they tried to bury me, they didn't realize i was a seed</a>"</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj69ggMNe84MhRJLyxuhLVCdb6VPvtaNLeu-dBi6Tdfsm9IYVrthD6QRLpDPyvlUv6wrCScBIT7KCk6FYWruwaiKLiZiJbE3xH7K3euAi0mE-7btKTcQXk5xpjZmGUYPcmDSX4okgtrCI_pqBC6AvIL9O1v_hVKqJb6S7Hg5fmrb0VkTPJb5klCMfN6T0QY/s336/Krystal%20couch%202.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span style="color: black;"><img border="0" data-original-height="251" data-original-width="336" height="239" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj69ggMNe84MhRJLyxuhLVCdb6VPvtaNLeu-dBi6Tdfsm9IYVrthD6QRLpDPyvlUv6wrCScBIT7KCk6FYWruwaiKLiZiJbE3xH7K3euAi0mE-7btKTcQXk5xpjZmGUYPcmDSX4okgtrCI_pqBC6AvIL9O1v_hVKqJb6S7Hg5fmrb0VkTPJb5klCMfN6T0QY/s320/Krystal%20couch%202.jpg" width="320" /></span></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">now GET OFF MY DRESS!</div>Mattress Feverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03123224966230037503noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3720865673458747444.post-29030586562071272622023-07-21T17:19:00.002-05:002023-07-24T12:54:57.325-05:00THE GREAT PIPE HYPE pt 1picture it kittens...the year was 1995...and <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvEqM-WJJIE">this dynamic dick lick'n duo</a><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizDXY7_lrmqkWkUpsYn6_U1lRNOQJWx0lgGSVdR0HNHvCtCTXGr91I2Vu9WbBzw3_uYlfswPW6V5W-2iRYpnNPOi4THGrWR11BMaeEvsIYeWV1iwMpjLqYzj_BIT6Cuk2XcLx6nPN9vIT4P3lgtMix5dInz4iJBxSEd6ZeMRxBdqWiDN0TwMAcDEMQw7mB/s640/batman.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="360" data-original-width="640" height="180" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEizDXY7_lrmqkWkUpsYn6_U1lRNOQJWx0lgGSVdR0HNHvCtCTXGr91I2Vu9WbBzw3_uYlfswPW6V5W-2iRYpnNPOi4THGrWR11BMaeEvsIYeWV1iwMpjLqYzj_BIT6Cuk2XcLx6nPN9vIT4P3lgtMix5dInz4iJBxSEd6ZeMRxBdqWiDN0TwMAcDEMQw7mB/s320/batman.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">were reel'n in the receipts at the box office...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgaCldi_COeiZAKbKZ2dHS9qe84n3q4dM4vwV5YJDXTHcfQgrp9Cq2JFWC6sO5XDDBp0XDnCrHC5fR1pUQR2YhhcAoUG8nuLF1HUwVNpmoCXaun-x4l0wOpH6GJZ5Fe0nffBorq5GMki7Xq/s1600/mad.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="263" data-original-width="500" height="168" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgaCldi_COeiZAKbKZ2dHS9qe84n3q4dM4vwV5YJDXTHcfQgrp9Cq2JFWC6sO5XDDBp0XDnCrHC5fR1pUQR2YhhcAoUG8nuLF1HUwVNpmoCXaun-x4l0wOpH6GJZ5Fe0nffBorq5GMki7Xq/s320/mad.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: center;">the <a href="https://open.spotify.com/artist/6tbjWDEIzxoDsBA1FuhfPW?autoplay=true&v=A">QUEEN OF THE DANCE FLOOR</a> was race'n up the charts tell'n us a "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSaFgAwnRSc">BEDTIME STORY</a>" </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEithpuYAIM6H-B4EXgHH12JL3NB2ZwIAjKM0d6VUqPD3H6XlmZqbffffw3dVG4TVtS3Vsqq5rxtW0WdXE1lpRF-urk3vbpgCzfhD2QYm8HlG4QZg_XoNcCkNJG4_g2VognsW4_H_o9n90f9/s1600/bjork.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="375" data-original-width="500" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEithpuYAIM6H-B4EXgHH12JL3NB2ZwIAjKM0d6VUqPD3H6XlmZqbffffw3dVG4TVtS3Vsqq5rxtW0WdXE1lpRF-urk3vbpgCzfhD2QYm8HlG4QZg_XoNcCkNJG4_g2VognsW4_H_o9n90f9/s320/bjork.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">with a lil help from this <a href="https://open.spotify.com/artist/7w29UYBi0qsHi5RTcv3lmA">icelandic queen</a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJodYJzWdGt1fDrD0UqRubqPXzy9XYe7MJ3fLDmXGmDwY7hNoPIWCJt3I70PkDPj9t2-nbHnf0Kus6KKo1zrHmeE78zOqctl9K2lI0nVmS37fMzTl2lCUuI1dtrDuhXDzmVEakT8YePFrS7PwUDvzRnyt0d8mpxCUp_CymihTKfZg4T54Jo9NyTvg5ONQD/s617/butt11.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="617" data-original-width="396" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgJodYJzWdGt1fDrD0UqRubqPXzy9XYe7MJ3fLDmXGmDwY7hNoPIWCJt3I70PkDPj9t2-nbHnf0Kus6KKo1zrHmeE78zOqctl9K2lI0nVmS37fMzTl2lCUuI1dtrDuhXDzmVEakT8YePFrS7PwUDvzRnyt0d8mpxCUp_CymihTKfZg4T54Jo9NyTvg5ONQD/s320/butt11.jpg" width="205" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">BUTT...let's continue</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div>and i believe it was some hot summer nite <span style="text-align: center;">in the month of june...or maybe</span><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjw6VQluPVYLyT71anigCPx9LmSza647cpka42eIVDj7x3GbkTbOHIwZ8gZFelaRcX4K7y5HEkqe6mXXnhEp-7xNHFQFQ4TFKrwpOgJqaQxYz-hkBpwU2MCrGecpOoRMZXmNPBKelhTfJn9/s1600/mattress+238.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1600" data-original-width="1009" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjw6VQluPVYLyT71anigCPx9LmSza647cpka42eIVDj7x3GbkTbOHIwZ8gZFelaRcX4K7y5HEkqe6mXXnhEp-7xNHFQFQ4TFKrwpOgJqaQxYz-hkBpwU2MCrGecpOoRMZXmNPBKelhTfJn9/s320/mattress+238.JPG" width="201" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">it was july...doesn't really matter...either case...i had just finished pack'n up my hair and heels after a fruitful nite perform'n at my 4th place of employment [the GAY 90's] that day...grabbed my duffle bag of stage tricks only to find out once i had plopped my plump A-double snakes on the metro transit #4 that they were now marinate'n in gin and regret </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXnFrjOb4ZDKcVdJVdhwuiyvp1LKAdoUWu7TLFGz3uLP5g9mmpFlJBLoflACAB5Bfa3-BrSadqrIkY_BWdVJL4Kntj_uSBEzJgLJudfVWCarVH3-5nr_Z4vEUxk_Mar-QvOZLvlO-R2TX2/s1600/ceecee.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="475" data-original-width="461" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhXnFrjOb4ZDKcVdJVdhwuiyvp1LKAdoUWu7TLFGz3uLP5g9mmpFlJBLoflACAB5Bfa3-BrSadqrIkY_BWdVJL4Kntj_uSBEzJgLJudfVWCarVH3-5nr_Z4vEUxk_Mar-QvOZLvlO-R2TX2/s320/ceecee.JPG" width="310" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">apparently from some pissed off performer...who i would only find out about a year later...decided to take it upon herself to pour their cocktail in my bag of belong'ns...all cuz we just happened to be share'n<br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjExQQVzsxAHCrWhf0ALkdFJqcQp-A6D7KccnskGrFOUNLTfeBjUJEiwKpJXC-aobcThLPzh7RlKh8Sz8jfCIktxXrnmxbVEkjuCcsLICVWoUmMP-bb5Ff6f8p4x1aYqT_WSzd_ubvPJtFW/s1600/banana.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="182" data-original-width="247" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjExQQVzsxAHCrWhf0ALkdFJqcQp-A6D7KccnskGrFOUNLTfeBjUJEiwKpJXC-aobcThLPzh7RlKh8Sz8jfCIktxXrnmxbVEkjuCcsLICVWoUmMP-bb5Ff6f8p4x1aYqT_WSzd_ubvPJtFW/s1600/banana.gif" /></a></div>the same thick "throat plunger" at the time (unbeknownst to the both of us) though i was only use'n him fer purely the pleasure principle as he was me to be honest though apparently the other "performer" thought they were in some diluted secluded relationship so i touched a nerve...THE NERVE!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div>by the time i had reached my stop...i had reached my limit of patience</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFCBB2UuGqVZR2FF2g32QrQ3DmSXz2OZTYwBEEQmcPKSPgVP79HG4tt1QakKpII6wKKR0SspMNjoWN40ozcdwgktw6rbZ6RMIDA7n0Wuz4r3bOyFp-CmMnKiFdH_pozW-vo3Qq8AhCAuOx/s1600/gay.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="720" data-original-width="960" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFCBB2UuGqVZR2FF2g32QrQ3DmSXz2OZTYwBEEQmcPKSPgVP79HG4tt1QakKpII6wKKR0SspMNjoWN40ozcdwgktw6rbZ6RMIDA7n0Wuz4r3bOyFp-CmMnKiFdH_pozW-vo3Qq8AhCAuOx/s320/gay.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">with this highly talented tawdry tulip sniffer and decided at that point to no longer give 2 shits about any of the cast of casualties that i was perform'n with at the popular downtown alcoholic establishment that year...after all...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_yfkfCGWBRywnOaMd0mhxeJdkZ3EmVqnb_RvwLDH_Kjqom0oYk7bAbtJ-vXbuMuLkElyl8DLOcgAHsJh9pixOYJNxqQxmptWTfnLw7jaFhO8gL2gQqpae-yGp6pDzPJ-5lNjd7EwaMPH7/s1600/r2.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="540" data-original-width="720" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_yfkfCGWBRywnOaMd0mhxeJdkZ3EmVqnb_RvwLDH_Kjqom0oYk7bAbtJ-vXbuMuLkElyl8DLOcgAHsJh9pixOYJNxqQxmptWTfnLw7jaFhO8gL2gQqpae-yGp6pDzPJ-5lNjd7EwaMPH7/s320/r2.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">it was just another job to me that i would eventually quit come october that year cuz i was barely gett'n any sleep as it was...work'n from before sun-up to beyond after sundown </div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div>i was live'n in a shitbox 3 blocks down from my current shitbox at the time</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNtOZOtO1dn7t0dhgYFsfWN2p_aZ6o46VQTWt3uw1KcqcGeDshyphenhyphen2AdA-tLysINruYcdIscyBGlN29wMgkzTzDRLif5TSyuABBXz8eW6PFl4bV3SvFA-tyMxIUEye4PXn0sAp7PLwVhkC8y/s1600/door.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="250" data-original-width="500" height="160" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjNtOZOtO1dn7t0dhgYFsfWN2p_aZ6o46VQTWt3uw1KcqcGeDshyphenhyphen2AdA-tLysINruYcdIscyBGlN29wMgkzTzDRLif5TSyuABBXz8eW6PFl4bV3SvFA-tyMxIUEye4PXn0sAp7PLwVhkC8y/s320/door.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">and the light outside my entrance had been burnt out fer roughly 6 months that my landlord had neglected to replace...so try'n to find the the key hole to unlock my door in the stark dark of the nite was like Skywalker scurry'n thru the trenches try'n to toss in his proton torpedo's into the Death Star's hole every nite</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div>well...on this particular warm and breezy nite...or early morn'n i guess... </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjXdWtrkHCvsSEV5udElQV1tp8jpinGAJnn2DufMGnL-u-LboUCMhEUpIDiucXOw_KmEzuJgy0RzPV-GpWkxXkwpJmP5N1JBPjkM7LVNsOU5PoELeauACOb4WEu_VHrfgNkM9M8N82UZGwm/s1600/body2.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="275" data-original-width="376" height="234" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjXdWtrkHCvsSEV5udElQV1tp8jpinGAJnn2DufMGnL-u-LboUCMhEUpIDiucXOw_KmEzuJgy0RzPV-GpWkxXkwpJmP5N1JBPjkM7LVNsOU5PoELeauACOb4WEu_VHrfgNkM9M8N82UZGwm/s320/body2.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">depend'n how you wanna look at it fer testicular purposes...i tripped and fell onto an unidentified object lay'n perpendickularly outside my door and after regain'n my balance...i felt around as to what was lay'n in front of my entrance and turns out...IT WAS A BODY!!!</div><div><br /></div><div>i immediately jumped up to the lawn above me...like a cat encounter'n a </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjSaWQsjU1YnfCC-M2U_IUNpnDrT8z4v7VL-c0SP1b2opuGbW43na8Mg1-m6CvZEdJEgt4kl3BEt4VnVqVgoTB7ARIBFFJwSajayLa9yNOeQUj8ds1QQkm5_DjepCGa9nNmXgTfpaw0Cm3U/s1600/TV.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="377" data-original-width="376" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjSaWQsjU1YnfCC-M2U_IUNpnDrT8z4v7VL-c0SP1b2opuGbW43na8Mg1-m6CvZEdJEgt4kl3BEt4VnVqVgoTB7ARIBFFJwSajayLa9yNOeQUj8ds1QQkm5_DjepCGa9nNmXgTfpaw0Cm3U/s320/TV.gif" width="319" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: center;">cucumber and ran around to the front of the house...entered inside and made my way thru the hallways down to the basement level to my apt and proceeded to turn on all the lites...turned on my tv to occupy my mind...grabbed the biggest knife i could find that was washed (hey if i'm gonna have to lunge at some assailant...i don't want him or her to think i live like some sorta filthy pig) then jumped into my bed without my kerchief on...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhj5W4yKXALXxQybK-16Jti6D7fZI9obu_VCQ70zXG04Na7x1-qfOekcuJSRjlpc4di7uqzWpns5dfqYGuJsKIo_Ipc3b4rZNjk6x-3ed7z4Z-OQD8X2qCH6PCJqRgyXQvAcLoaC9eA_aCg/s1600/cop.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="960" data-original-width="640" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhj5W4yKXALXxQybK-16Jti6D7fZI9obu_VCQ70zXG04Na7x1-qfOekcuJSRjlpc4di7uqzWpns5dfqYGuJsKIo_Ipc3b4rZNjk6x-3ed7z4Z-OQD8X2qCH6PCJqRgyXQvAcLoaC9eA_aCg/s320/cop.jpg" width="213" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">and proceeded to call the boys in blue to come <strike>blow my horn</strike> remove whoever it was lie'n outside my apt door</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div>by morn'n...i awoke fresh faced and fancy wonder'n why there was a knife</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFSL-wBDsHQSkgZxbRkV3zqO0PcxKbxRkbzASefMMUW9OmGPdeB8wG2xccEEoyILz2BBUpbsv07cid_LQkt6dUaiNRH2eviK-3UAPvPrJgD0_WMyYQhp4ng-tRajyCr9hqJr8p8abot-DL/s1600/brandon.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="675" data-original-width="713" height="302" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhFSL-wBDsHQSkgZxbRkV3zqO0PcxKbxRkbzASefMMUW9OmGPdeB8wG2xccEEoyILz2BBUpbsv07cid_LQkt6dUaiNRH2eviK-3UAPvPrJgD0_WMyYQhp4ng-tRajyCr9hqJr8p8abot-DL/s320/brandon.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: center;">buried into my fav-o-rit pillow (at the time) then i realized i had fallen asleep in terror cuz of the body i had tripped over outside my humble lil shitbox just hours earlier...however...i never heard back from the police so i ventured outside to see what had happened and all of a sudden i noticed a lil art project left behind by the cops!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkFakl6uD4ktGA40chl_gxk_RYdgRPZOrKVJBPlIGf9AzWnU-o7bryJ3Y2XnDESREJcoKA3gzPmZ0nBI6csIqc5fwitHz0ln45fJB64uBGY57w1Q6Vc-EoefBuLtO1T0o7FfHcWSgIzzWZ/s1600/chalk.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="408" data-original-width="612" height="213" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhkFakl6uD4ktGA40chl_gxk_RYdgRPZOrKVJBPlIGf9AzWnU-o7bryJ3Y2XnDESREJcoKA3gzPmZ0nBI6csIqc5fwitHz0ln45fJB64uBGY57w1Q6Vc-EoefBuLtO1T0o7FfHcWSgIzzWZ/s320/chalk.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">WTF?</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div>ok...that didn't REALLY happen that way...but it makes this story sound </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBQJH2PqInoMDuAm4s_iwAKPrZDk8FTsneil-A3x8GL6h-JCzzqfm5g__d4UUwAtPVX32hzGjV3-Q_VpFzh-meoLNqXatkvyZ3-brEDEEdgEeJH8xb1oy7oWGeCLvFUVa1SRZEJoLJGLVQ/s1600/bag.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="600" data-original-width="600" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjBQJH2PqInoMDuAm4s_iwAKPrZDk8FTsneil-A3x8GL6h-JCzzqfm5g__d4UUwAtPVX32hzGjV3-Q_VpFzh-meoLNqXatkvyZ3-brEDEEdgEeJH8xb1oy7oWGeCLvFUVa1SRZEJoLJGLVQ/s320/bag.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">alot more like a credible lifetime movie of the week...don't it? turns out the body was now replaced by an expensive look'n camel colored Hermes carry'n case and <span style="text-align: left;">curiosity was really kill'n me kittens...so i grabbed the briefcase in from outta </span><span style="text-align: left;">the pour'n rain and proceeded to rummage thru it to find <strike>any cash</strike> out any clues as to who this bag belonged to</span></div><div><br /></div><div>there ya have it...tune in next week fer pt 2 of THE GREAT PIPE HYPE!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjHOICdO01P5vfrvKvITyl4WvG4X3fUoqzNEETyXWC9gSEhSQIlWXK8HSPdZBNGJ24yjHkrLPEAqIPJ6EAihsPmSjnFkz6V9efl_ob4GYFZv3uX3Q0ohgq9GAkxEK7r7UPPaNZzJeXOxkL1/s1600/KK.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="982" data-original-width="750" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjHOICdO01P5vfrvKvITyl4WvG4X3fUoqzNEETyXWC9gSEhSQIlWXK8HSPdZBNGJ24yjHkrLPEAqIPJ6EAihsPmSjnFkz6V9efl_ob4GYFZv3uX3Q0ohgq9GAkxEK7r7UPPaNZzJeXOxkL1/s320/KK.jpg" width="244" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: center;">now GET OFF MY DRESS!</div>Mattress Feverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03123224966230037503noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3720865673458747444.post-36486216320688341152023-07-15T15:25:00.008-05:002023-07-18T12:14:49.533-05:00TRANS"POOR"TATION!when it comes to try'na get from A to B...the wicked witch of the west was <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJ-Jes1IUXsI3HvlrvMOm2C6VWZa_Rnrsug-oTsLerp97fQqZJBT4MOBo80vJAAr7LnxNv3R__jgDHLnIvWeIhvzu1aTp7kztaBOW9okb7--sfRkCY7Bba3ufPapp4fiF1y9RfJx7U2yd4LS9tna8v3H94k2GWP3jZEwOT-QYfixg3nm1yeRFCbfn9mv7p/s498/witch.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="284" data-original-width="498" height="182" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiJ-Jes1IUXsI3HvlrvMOm2C6VWZa_Rnrsug-oTsLerp97fQqZJBT4MOBo80vJAAr7LnxNv3R__jgDHLnIvWeIhvzu1aTp7kztaBOW9okb7--sfRkCY7Bba3ufPapp4fiF1y9RfJx7U2yd4LS9tna8v3H94k2GWP3jZEwOT-QYfixg3nm1yeRFCbfn9mv7p/s320/witch.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">really </span>not given the full credit she so rightfully deserves since she practically removed her carbon foot print along with the carbon emissions back in the 30's by use'n just a simple house hold kitchen item that doubled as her flotation device after clean'n the cobwebs from the corners of her castle...gett'n from her horror home on the hills to the land of OZ just to scare the live'n shit outta a bunch of knee nibblers and try to steal a pair of over priced ruby red toe tappers from a teenrager in a pinafore dress</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">sure...we now have those over priced electric cars that cut down on </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvBgQwTeD1hO3bGmSfU_iadIDz3_18FqA10nc5Z9J2jrdi1bTBcdahLnTVlcURwsXc_QWMS35IYOV0XqH3EQipm5RsSCCTIMZEU4BBe5GrX47sTHnpOxu4Pylnf_25LLYym_fTCeo1qgWZHMV31NvJwgf8uG-n1Sa55h_1-3XyXbqtMj7rnn4w3XV6K2VR/s360/hose.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="269" data-original-width="360" height="239" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgvBgQwTeD1hO3bGmSfU_iadIDz3_18FqA10nc5Z9J2jrdi1bTBcdahLnTVlcURwsXc_QWMS35IYOV0XqH3EQipm5RsSCCTIMZEU4BBe5GrX47sTHnpOxu4Pylnf_25LLYym_fTCeo1qgWZHMV31NvJwgf8uG-n1Sa55h_1-3XyXbqtMj7rnn4w3XV6K2VR/s320/hose.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">emissions </span>by 50% to 70% depend'n on who the company paid off on the emissions board to clear the production of their vehicles...though as a misguided Gen X'er who survived on garden hose liquids...a rock in a box as our best friend...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="266" data-original-width="189" height="266" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjcSY7S3A4Q06z9vm_lYMEyR6vaI3w4LYUl2vQIlWupePhyPVE__t3icsAovZ2JvxOIqlSMVMVllysBeGE9xbocBVvPxPJ6Dr6ocyIQLKjKWiyPG_D2u4Ee7n2zoQ-W8sb9GuWYTwu36Geq8Y4vQGmGsjCnTnMRL3Y7UMLYVwxZE4EUOLL5ildXomcuGHxg/s1600/kaboom.jpg" width="189" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">we were all convinced every saturday morn'n over a kemp's ice cream bucket filled to the brim full of frightfully delicious chemically treated fruit flavored cereal that mocked you in every bite...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEih-66bgcR2PvTUYTsV-UYjEv0Xq0nxsJ2Bv5GppU0Hd99HJV4JHhd8dkWq3igWjFx3QJ2zmpnJMnGZ_biNCtxu6eKnZR5FkPSPTtEbSbvp_WcyoxUPSpNMFb0676pwMlf6zCR3IuWHx9yZGinY5ZYa7kUQ27Yy3Wa-RXOYbLRHp2pO5_NXW38WSjAW9Qeh/s320/jetsons.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="216" data-original-width="320" height="216" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEih-66bgcR2PvTUYTsV-UYjEv0Xq0nxsJ2Bv5GppU0Hd99HJV4JHhd8dkWq3igWjFx3QJ2zmpnJMnGZ_biNCtxu6eKnZR5FkPSPTtEbSbvp_WcyoxUPSpNMFb0676pwMlf6zCR3IuWHx9yZGinY5ZYa7kUQ27Yy3Wa-RXOYbLRHp2pO5_NXW38WSjAW9Qeh/s1600/jetsons.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">that we outta been fly'n the highly polluted friendly skies on our very own by now</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgyFbdMNddO203wRXqOMZYQ529vrlAsneklzFzDzGesyEXoRkx9QlMl-x9_1jAqpBWTMHWG3AWcCs_c3oKDHePFjZqq_T31dASB3o83roH76Btwxxbswq0gx4oxuTasZlzSTNaApZgLwMCL/s1600/butt.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="750" data-original-width="468" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgyFbdMNddO203wRXqOMZYQ529vrlAsneklzFzDzGesyEXoRkx9QlMl-x9_1jAqpBWTMHWG3AWcCs_c3oKDHePFjZqq_T31dASB3o83roH76Btwxxbswq0gx4oxuTasZlzSTNaApZgLwMCL/s320/butt.jpg" width="199" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">BUTT...nonetheless...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhgAzBqevTR2ywK01CNzOz6RVZNqC1wiYksY4ki9QKnAO4P7CZi6QRcONnJbhmogx9oiA_eSQ4EvXhvwkf_Z8TvVCwTTAxOrXPZu4nEZ_qAdYm9bOWis27CZvED-fLZfxQb74wIy2QMuxOb/s1600/dd.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="200" data-original-width="400" height="160" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhgAzBqevTR2ywK01CNzOz6RVZNqC1wiYksY4ki9QKnAO4P7CZi6QRcONnJbhmogx9oiA_eSQ4EvXhvwkf_Z8TvVCwTTAxOrXPZu4nEZ_qAdYm9bOWis27CZvED-fLZfxQb74wIy2QMuxOb/s320/dd.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">it sorta made me think of the issues i had a few years back that involved my very own 1989 shit mobile that was barely hold'n together by duct tape and quite a few hail mary's every time i traveled beyond my safety bubble of my shitbox (i'm sorry) i shouldn't be so negative...what i meant to say was my quaint lil shit box!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div>i acquired said shit mobile fer a buck after my sibs hadda toss one of our</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQXqOf5P0Yc43YWEO0HfZlBHFNyblcIrAsKTf3LJprmP79ZcBMLQKce0jjK16jkCUmq-tND_a6XOAcoOFmkFB1kH6DwynxKF8CsEWgR_2pFORU-R31lSbX4xKcQa1mtx0Q7Fk2ETQFXRJ3aezcyABvs6m9zIPY4ItxI-9KnaHr3CVXGSiSlEHB8B4JE_mm/s400/MATLOCK.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="300" data-original-width="400" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiQXqOf5P0Yc43YWEO0HfZlBHFNyblcIrAsKTf3LJprmP79ZcBMLQKce0jjK16jkCUmq-tND_a6XOAcoOFmkFB1kH6DwynxKF8CsEWgR_2pFORU-R31lSbX4xKcQa1mtx0Q7Fk2ETQFXRJ3aezcyABvs6m9zIPY4ItxI-9KnaHr3CVXGSiSlEHB8B4JE_mm/s320/MATLOCK.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">reclused relatives into a state run shitbox...excuse me...i mean refined raisin ranch...where metamucil parades and Matlock marathons kept him busy fer the better part of the day...after my prior shit mobile was putt'n me into the poor house after 12 years together</div><div><br /></div><div>fast forward to a few years later when i decided i no longer desired to </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgYt2YK_svbs6Bg_giVzfkTFQAaOv3ESmQSEjQ_uI12Rg0Th0gvvufzGX5uLAEUSbl45IE1FRQ6FQYHzl4Zu8CHOZ61Ol8EtsYkI0NfwlwX1fung5iZW2w5Xc6W-L1tn6bH4f2wzqppi3RH/s1600/sweat.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="254" data-original-width="326" height="249" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgYt2YK_svbs6Bg_giVzfkTFQAaOv3ESmQSEjQ_uI12Rg0Th0gvvufzGX5uLAEUSbl45IE1FRQ6FQYHzl4Zu8CHOZ61Ol8EtsYkI0NfwlwX1fung5iZW2w5Xc6W-L1tn6bH4f2wzqppi3RH/s320/sweat.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">turn into</span> a puddle every time i took that long ass 2 hr trip back home to visit friends and fam...so i decided one early afternoon since i had some free time on my hands...i'd take a road trip and hire my exceptionally mechanically talented nephew to get the air finally work'n properly in my tin can from hell</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjAgI32WerypipZb7iC8-6JqEeXoZ1cl7Bj3CPaOvFp1b_t0iQ1ICNNwsKuBCMyuuhUv43LJJf0XLLgmdPym8anwR9t0vC5oFMQac3rxV4kfpghxds_OvcVpiYmw3NDWpkZC6c_Tk_bSqkx/s1600/han.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="200" data-original-width="500" height="128" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjAgI32WerypipZb7iC8-6JqEeXoZ1cl7Bj3CPaOvFp1b_t0iQ1ICNNwsKuBCMyuuhUv43LJJf0XLLgmdPym8anwR9t0vC5oFMQac3rxV4kfpghxds_OvcVpiYmw3NDWpkZC6c_Tk_bSqkx/s320/han.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">after a few hours tinker'n around with the innards and roughly $200 later...i FINALLY had air...i can't even describe how elated i was (just close yer eyes and visualize kittens) it felt like i was Han Solo hunt'n fer Skywalker on Hoth...that i almost hadda knit myself a shawl...there was only one prob...i no longer had a horn!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="text-align: center;">there was absolutely NO WAY that i could live without my precious horn</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEigfp77QwoJUYzQPjgr2r_t4kEdHytV2p9ZTKw7X0RKGst9MUFucsgosONIQ8aj_7AONo0gTFmmfSOupPxU1_jgp_M2d4zgQUmnJthbZ2_K5vkaKubk4Dc39YrS1OTpNu9svAvfjlBWZJui/s1600/horn.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="264" data-original-width="480" height="176" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEigfp77QwoJUYzQPjgr2r_t4kEdHytV2p9ZTKw7X0RKGst9MUFucsgosONIQ8aj_7AONo0gTFmmfSOupPxU1_jgp_M2d4zgQUmnJthbZ2_K5vkaKubk4Dc39YrS1OTpNu9svAvfjlBWZJui/s320/horn.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">i mean...i am thee unintentionally internationally unknown perform'n illusionist of my own universe after all...i wasn't about to loose my voice when i needed all those saturday nite assholes to get outta my way...when i was <strike>doin that drive of shame</strike> desperately try'na make it to some Remington party and was gett'n sick of wait'n fer my friend to get her bag of spicy corn nuts and cherry slushie...so it was back to puddle city...and back to the cities</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div>by the time i had arrived back home...it was time to get some groceries...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZ5DI4BlwwGC8lnjxEiCsU7mEelqAgotV6ohwkIho3Ex-7MV9_VX65i-JVvOIvzh8-Ldbvsmijj_tc2-hc_4RgIUjcXAN3a485Xe9gcsRkDNrS7BD3OnfXYAcbnp1SP_56KGIXdINFzamh/s1600/shoppingw.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="511" data-original-width="550" height="297" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZ5DI4BlwwGC8lnjxEiCsU7mEelqAgotV6ohwkIho3Ex-7MV9_VX65i-JVvOIvzh8-Ldbvsmijj_tc2-hc_4RgIUjcXAN3a485Xe9gcsRkDNrS7BD3OnfXYAcbnp1SP_56KGIXdINFzamh/s320/shoppingw.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">and don't you hate when this happens to ME...i'm in a rush to get outta my girdle...throw on some sublime support hose and cook me some simple supper and relax to my sunday nite dvd programm'n when all of a sudden my damn neighbor Gladys had to stop and talk to me about how delish her damn spam casserole surprise was with the Bronstein's over the weekend...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEixcpT8g7EnQVuIwcLCz92L_031XHdfFBfCoMsOj_NeyA0Hb3p-ohIbHFBUBu2V7CDE1y5KK_QHxXTKfwR970ve8UI-S4Iw28e_NMQGjlyrwsRmUD6b59BgpQ9tR7q_BOt1ySDijv-WJ1cg/s1600/gonzoa.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="500" data-original-width="346" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEixcpT8g7EnQVuIwcLCz92L_031XHdfFBfCoMsOj_NeyA0Hb3p-ohIbHFBUBu2V7CDE1y5KK_QHxXTKfwR970ve8UI-S4Iw28e_NMQGjlyrwsRmUD6b59BgpQ9tR7q_BOt1ySDijv-WJ1cg/s320/gonzoa.jpg" width="221" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">i said "Gladys...i'm glad my recipe helped out and all but gurl puleez! it's been a long ass shitty day and my diet pills are start'n to wear off...i just wanna get home...fix me an Ovaltine cocktail and watch me some Trapper John MD season 3...H-E-L-L-O GONZO GATES"</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEFnGtULzGhLgYMLbXF2k3IE4jvsXP206Y365CZR7o5Tag8lTlrUzfdZZkJN75x5gW1XXvmrFwS-JfXx-fTeXMRvlXjPTHGd6ZsZagaRcLWwITZWggO4o4jmFk5Rmi-qE5w6cCreSPloSf/s1600/bingo.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1023" data-original-width="1024" height="319" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjEFnGtULzGhLgYMLbXF2k3IE4jvsXP206Y365CZR7o5Tag8lTlrUzfdZZkJN75x5gW1XXvmrFwS-JfXx-fTeXMRvlXjPTHGd6ZsZagaRcLWwITZWggO4o4jmFk5Rmi-qE5w6cCreSPloSf/s320/bingo.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">"see you at Bingo next weekend...tah tah!"</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div>well...wouldn't you know it...as i tried reverse'n my shit mobile outta the lot</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrtqoPjLINM0AxZ4uawPKIiNqXyT4BT5TwsPNSNkrCG4jDqoxnBSG9Qp8I4PcdCcx_c3JgkHSAzbR4ePtKL5HC2tZGHc2L0ZnIikAmTbTdRo3BCpnOXyrRcp-9MeRAbAGMHNCibaZq6X-P/s1600/car.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="225" data-original-width="400" height="180" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhrtqoPjLINM0AxZ4uawPKIiNqXyT4BT5TwsPNSNkrCG4jDqoxnBSG9Qp8I4PcdCcx_c3JgkHSAzbR4ePtKL5HC2tZGHc2L0ZnIikAmTbTdRo3BCpnOXyrRcp-9MeRAbAGMHNCibaZq6X-P/s320/car.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">it decided to go forward! NOOOOOOOOOOO!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div>after a mini meltdown and 3 ho-ho's later...i decided i had had it with this</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEingIlfXCV6SQf355RruIHzRo9PLqeCKuuGhwI9TlKqf_068rzFDW3D4CwoTJh0Takne68V4_ZEwNX1ItKARAonOHjZBc2qB8Kk40e53IdKI4dsOMClaHvW2Qk2vy_UI5bICvq3VWzyFyle/s1600/jessica.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="303" data-original-width="500" height="193" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEingIlfXCV6SQf355RruIHzRo9PLqeCKuuGhwI9TlKqf_068rzFDW3D4CwoTJh0Takne68V4_ZEwNX1ItKARAonOHjZBc2qB8Kk40e53IdKI4dsOMClaHvW2Qk2vy_UI5bICvq3VWzyFyle/s320/jessica.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">piece of shit transport system...that...even if it initially only costed me a very small fortune of 1 crisp benjamin...i had now just sunk $200 in it fer air i would never be able to get comfort from on those long hot summer "indiscretionable" nites...and don't even get me started on the already $1700 i had put into it puke'n on me over the last couple of years...so i knew i would have to break down and find a local mechanic to fix whatever the current issue was and by morn'n...my trouble weren't ANY better!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div>though the pork chop at the front counter at the closest station i could find</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPHkdv8lLj1SQ4LnsT56-FnuKa4wBOy5uI-rwgdhsdA_f7Eaed5uEgpydjaKO5QIcuTfV_GJkN7btG2UebxYqz0aceWqrz7mOO9xH40KbZTqXW6ogRDORz_iSS2d69kxnDGH0C7EVu7ynh/s1600/firestone.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="323" data-original-width="452" height="228" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgPHkdv8lLj1SQ4LnsT56-FnuKa4wBOy5uI-rwgdhsdA_f7Eaed5uEgpydjaKO5QIcuTfV_GJkN7btG2UebxYqz0aceWqrz7mOO9xH40KbZTqXW6ogRDORz_iSS2d69kxnDGH0C7EVu7ynh/s320/firestone.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">near me which was in the downtown area <span>of the Minne-Apple...wait'n on me...was pleasantly use'n his comfort'n inside voice and tactics to assure me everything was gonna be ok...i would come to find out 6 hours later there was no way i could smack him cuz he was FULL OF GELATINOUS SHIT!</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgljfDZpqigGLzyQ2fsF7ca1EWm22WbiUHoiQwqXqEztDov87EiVJrLRgSTtkCFOQyGk6EJiYz3hIno9iXO9YP9_-5KVGOKNynHiuyg7_B2xSNIBWRvxCUnpHi4GzuizQsxVbfFIpLurUJr/s1600/toilet.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="270" data-original-width="480" height="180" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgljfDZpqigGLzyQ2fsF7ca1EWm22WbiUHoiQwqXqEztDov87EiVJrLRgSTtkCFOQyGk6EJiYz3hIno9iXO9YP9_-5KVGOKNynHiuyg7_B2xSNIBWRvxCUnpHi4GzuizQsxVbfFIpLurUJr/s320/toilet.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span>try'na tell me there was a leak in my brake line (of which i had already informed him of) and cuz my car bein' from 1989...that they no longer made brake lines fer that model car and that they would have to 1st build a mold to pour in the metal then meticulously sculpt it to fit my out of production car...fer the low low price of $2400 and some small pocket change! </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVxiHRIEoRSoavvK-twBQPAx2vU-umnZLfyFIEZZceSkp7ibtoxGXKVg-r45FFc6a3T2pafJlI6uwMaWtUoAnapWh8Nffibz_s3M4Go5U0xmDDoW9gBGgxJKd2gl0axdGP1N3RNXKNehq7/s1600/umbrella.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="274" data-original-width="364" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiVxiHRIEoRSoavvK-twBQPAx2vU-umnZLfyFIEZZceSkp7ibtoxGXKVg-r45FFc6a3T2pafJlI6uwMaWtUoAnapWh8Nffibz_s3M4Go5U0xmDDoW9gBGgxJKd2gl0axdGP1N3RNXKNehq7/s320/umbrella.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">needless to say...i was in zero fucksville central at that very moment in time and decided to look at my other options</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div>after a few more meltdowns at home and 5 ho-ho's boxes later...i decided it was time to explore other options of purchase'n a new vehicular system</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_p-iY5jYsGskSyDsA91RSkngYobWZXoucWmnmnTFCQ1YCf6X5IOWL_090PXHHlEJAmAP6-Xdu81H42DykRc3Oiz4EqErLgu4Az4STKGD7Ce1CFwxnWxChUL7j_Gv8kLsQBw4NVfetTKq9ye-86QdHB7L16UTwEl26TtQudKuRMxlmFOqFXo-N981EsYL6/s445/sanford.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="250" data-original-width="445" height="180" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_p-iY5jYsGskSyDsA91RSkngYobWZXoucWmnmnTFCQ1YCf6X5IOWL_090PXHHlEJAmAP6-Xdu81H42DykRc3Oiz4EqErLgu4Az4STKGD7Ce1CFwxnWxChUL7j_Gv8kLsQBw4NVfetTKq9ye-86QdHB7L16UTwEl26TtQudKuRMxlmFOqFXo-N981EsYL6/s320/sanford.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">of transport...but what would it be? though Sanford and Son's truck would come in handy when have'n to move my mountains of dvd's and make-up cases...i'd be guilted and forced into help'n others...and though i do give to charitable causes whenever i can...i much prefer antibiotics to help clear up any confusion</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlJqeMpAWBS3r_1Xj3uwRpC2_aWedQtiaRwDaysFQlObmb1d6WFCwA21TVutBcGftsYbe7-JcQcaltyITqjXYtpMK_xjUJAOpWgTe03qyEugt-5IKQugZ5VX9k1ZtyFhy9OG1mVN3i6akpJq5Ha55HLs61w-jks4d6sxjTYXF2VflawOD6tmrfzxCNZgKG/s498/elvira.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="267" data-original-width="498" height="172" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhlJqeMpAWBS3r_1Xj3uwRpC2_aWedQtiaRwDaysFQlObmb1d6WFCwA21TVutBcGftsYbe7-JcQcaltyITqjXYtpMK_xjUJAOpWgTe03qyEugt-5IKQugZ5VX9k1ZtyFhy9OG1mVN3i6akpJq5Ha55HLs61w-jks4d6sxjTYXF2VflawOD6tmrfzxCNZgKG/s320/elvira.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">i always wanted to ride around in nostalgic style...however...i'd go ape shit on the 1st shit head that spilled on my faux leopard interior</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKNs8XiWAX-_zgXjwyLS9aShPsPiE2665YU7JV_yYTWnCvNV6zi4fUuTwx7mvkPKVDl9BF2iBt1VY41fUhVsxC1A7kmzlzS32OEKTgoS5SAYrohaKommvj4L4lBQ8M2lvJZCIlTgJoAvNk/s1600/kit.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="290" data-original-width="500" height="185" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKNs8XiWAX-_zgXjwyLS9aShPsPiE2665YU7JV_yYTWnCvNV6zi4fUuTwx7mvkPKVDl9BF2iBt1VY41fUhVsxC1A7kmzlzS32OEKTgoS5SAYrohaKommvj4L4lBQ8M2lvJZCIlTgJoAvNk/s320/kit.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">then i thought...i needed somethin' that's slick and doesn't seat more than me and my groceries so i no longer hadda be the proverbially free Uber system fer the many freeloaders in town that assume i fill my tank off of my good looks...but then i figer'd K.I.T insurance was gonna cost more than i really wanted to fork out</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEistQFsqN_fUbUeSYBFSMicyYxQ7jQzmae-FtFKSOMBwGcu6LBBIwAuhO1kbLT4IYkeMRlesG_4n9n6pivu2Q8KKdItNpUqKSklga5bG2MV_uuBVf6fadE2eQ9-gVcqp9LQGPtec90Xf15f/s1600/mystery.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="389" data-original-width="500" height="248" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEistQFsqN_fUbUeSYBFSMicyYxQ7jQzmae-FtFKSOMBwGcu6LBBIwAuhO1kbLT4IYkeMRlesG_4n9n6pivu2Q8KKdItNpUqKSklga5bG2MV_uuBVf6fadE2eQ9-gVcqp9LQGPtec90Xf15f/s320/mystery.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">and as much as a 70's style hotel on wheels would be ideal fer those "sticky" situations at nite...gas ain't cheap!</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">i ended up with another headache fer the past 4 years and am rethink'n</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjITeiFpjrMhsOPLwr1BoHv5IVSSO2kJsg5nYygFm2Qaqan8azcov3fJajmuCFED1ETft0P8-QFyuJ6QtS7ovNsJCTkSwya3-doaTniKhkUrqt0sf7sjqNzVUB5A49h2FyOJJD4upUhmKTWlpjMUgFilTb4uh_PNjrxtddSKAXCL-qAB2Gh84KzAZRuNj7X/s320/crazy.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="194" data-original-width="320" height="194" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjITeiFpjrMhsOPLwr1BoHv5IVSSO2kJsg5nYygFm2Qaqan8azcov3fJajmuCFED1ETft0P8-QFyuJ6QtS7ovNsJCTkSwya3-doaTniKhkUrqt0sf7sjqNzVUB5A49h2FyOJJD4upUhmKTWlpjMUgFilTb4uh_PNjrxtddSKAXCL-qAB2Gh84KzAZRuNj7X/s1600/crazy.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">about the wicked witch of the west's mode of transportation once again...i just have to find the right meds to make it work fer me!</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div>in the end...make sure to find a mechanic to fuck...before they fuck you!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxLDjcFbSMVWyMgvSW1dhHNZNcoejG-BqWzQlIG8kGrMxtQlgl_XKVnDiwXyKkyH6gIdVL_pC2CSA1tm0nbrPc9_jWy7bEZ7uVe90CPSjCGEGdWID9_GqAKDtyqoZ9oyaTLsDaH22qEUCN/s1600/pig.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="317" data-original-width="409" height="248" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxLDjcFbSMVWyMgvSW1dhHNZNcoejG-BqWzQlIG8kGrMxtQlgl_XKVnDiwXyKkyH6gIdVL_pC2CSA1tm0nbrPc9_jWy7bEZ7uVe90CPSjCGEGdWID9_GqAKDtyqoZ9oyaTLsDaH22qEUCN/s320/pig.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">that's all folks!</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhdFiApBAslL087LVFsoTuCAw8aYNv23hkRICo1nwjSOVr2_6c4vi9ketjRXxJXkpaW0qUgTlHUNFmlv4fIGjFE0l2INbnJi82ykkgGmawl9Mfd2ioUi2wYh6dYqYmxdQAn_BOQ3SZVDPBVh3f0Dlr4jTNz8b-RX6uWKlm-rAG0EUPAGZNwmezP-0FHvPT/s862/car.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="862" data-original-width="713" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhdFiApBAslL087LVFsoTuCAw8aYNv23hkRICo1nwjSOVr2_6c4vi9ketjRXxJXkpaW0qUgTlHUNFmlv4fIGjFE0l2INbnJi82ykkgGmawl9Mfd2ioUi2wYh6dYqYmxdQAn_BOQ3SZVDPBVh3f0Dlr4jTNz8b-RX6uWKlm-rAG0EUPAGZNwmezP-0FHvPT/s320/car.JPG" width="265" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">now GET OFF MY DRESS!</div></div>Mattress Feverhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03123224966230037503noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3720865673458747444.post-33012300475692321402023-07-10T07:21:00.018-05:002023-07-10T13:04:36.473-05:00CHER...SHARE AND SHER ALIKEpicture it kittens...it's the year 1987 and the "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXUH7Wk8-WI">DARK LADY</a>" of the <a href="https://open.spotify.com/playlist/4QoHrRYEty5VtSx06VONE4">1970</a>'s<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqAV74egc4e_Yj6HIX_Xng5-Pmya-Ny-vwK2tW5CchQex7ec9ElmEv4BxxqCwGHfLb-eGY3QG0mD0GDugeIZju5-IrSwNi_bUmf4Rs7ZoLpr6mW8CBYJwX0IwfkM9tClszEdNx6V4t2SVq2SMzcCbadFD7o7kRtHaxE894SXDTPKN7wZd7iLpsT-eVJWrL/s200/VIDEO.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="113" data-original-width="200" height="113" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqAV74egc4e_Yj6HIX_Xng5-Pmya-Ny-vwK2tW5CchQex7ec9ElmEv4BxxqCwGHfLb-eGY3QG0mD0GDugeIZju5-IrSwNi_bUmf4Rs7ZoLpr6mW8CBYJwX0IwfkM9tClszEdNx6V4t2SVq2SMzcCbadFD7o7kRtHaxE894SXDTPKN7wZd7iLpsT-eVJWrL/s1600/VIDEO.gif" width="200" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;">was no longer with <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=etbdB7hfRo8">MR. BONO</a>...instead was now search'n fer somethin' a lil sexier...a lil saucier and some decades younger while sing'n like a love starved songbird...her mug smothered by her long ravenous kinky curls until she latched onto some hot to trot bagel boy called ROB CAMILETTI who shared some screen time with <a href="https://open.spotify.com/artist/72OaDtakiy6yFqkt4TsiFt?autoplay=true">CHER</a> fer the video "<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykIRhszzm9U">I FOUND SOMEONE</a>" in novem that year </div><div><br /></div><div>the follow'n month...<a href="https://open.spotify.com/playlist/0TpnBCHzzCidUQCKaelvkZ">CHER</a> would work opposite NICOLAS CAGE in the </div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhycUwZatcXGGKAdfPuxkYEBohxrwFMWI9flGOwTC-sSofOt9yp3kcDyQhw0ggUTmhWKsmB7ex0N_Q-PZmz3KZlIATEtZEQQ97kYrHhhzuU2U5kiNKE3oV8pm0hbbzZGJec2fA3_blcPKF1jdnP2LNH40AfJ6CeOk1vb997ncP1ohEVHCFy-4PDaqPqEw-H/s400/moonstruk.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="198" data-original-width="400" height="158" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhycUwZatcXGGKAdfPuxkYEBohxrwFMWI9flGOwTC-sSofOt9yp3kcDyQhw0ggUTmhWKsmB7ex0N_Q-PZmz3KZlIATEtZEQQ97kYrHhhzuU2U5kiNKE3oV8pm0hbbzZGJec2fA3_blcPKF1jdnP2LNH40AfJ6CeOk1vb997ncP1ohEVHCFy-4PDaqPqEw-H/s320/moonstruk.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">italian </span>comedy hit of the year "<a href="https://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/amzn1.dv.gti.3cb331ed-baf1-4ed0-bd6a-414544e79365?autoplay=0&ref_=atv_cf_strg_wb">MOONSTRUCK</a>" where she played a widow who would have her life imitate art by fall'n in love with her finance's younger brother that won her her very 1st and only oscar the follow'n year</div><div><div><br /></div><div>the most dysfunctional family on prime time tv would share their trials<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgrsF94cUvXQzDAricnhiD-lEah8AuYnhC-d-ohcOoPuAY5AGiVxxJaknmAw9FhQVhY4F0CamSuE-7oQtFmdPiyFPcH09DNiDYz0ydZyM1mYugzFBzdjAYLmbUQ4TCfJGUKVKRrbeN3hzNdbnnDg8gr72xWvdiM514yh8tq5QJbmX_h_r-thdZlJ60sFV_b/s500/married.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="382" data-original-width="500" height="244" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgrsF94cUvXQzDAricnhiD-lEah8AuYnhC-d-ohcOoPuAY5AGiVxxJaknmAw9FhQVhY4F0CamSuE-7oQtFmdPiyFPcH09DNiDYz0ydZyM1mYugzFBzdjAYLmbUQ4TCfJGUKVKRrbeN3hzNdbnnDg8gr72xWvdiM514yh8tq5QJbmX_h_r-thdZlJ60sFV_b/s320/married.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;">and dysfunctionalities in the comedy </span><span style="text-align: left;">series </span>on the fairly new channel FOX (when the channel was tolerable) called "<a href="https://www.hulu.com/series/94305a52-e0a4-4c60-94a3-cb5350333b19">MARRIED WITH CHILDREN</a>"</div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: left;">and i would make my midwest debut as the unintentionally internationally </div><div style="text-align: left;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsKS0HB7Z6TjjRGkgwTVdixWnHHod2odmZnMfp1AyYldOPrcdDP4WLcNdVvVUH2TiySLOMt3x0GmQcttF9clnhLVHZ09qFJshLGQ1Xeb0JEDIQC7jt5FubfmoptwxW2ZD_p7b2mOk6jPoofUtwuHiZIwoeMrNxHK_YE7In6jmLPN0ZfvuFpMuOGtEwjlvw/s2122/el.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="852" data-original-width="2122" height="128" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhsKS0HB7Z6TjjRGkgwTVdixWnHHod2odmZnMfp1AyYldOPrcdDP4WLcNdVvVUH2TiySLOMt3x0GmQcttF9clnhLVHZ09qFJshLGQ1Xeb0JEDIQC7jt5FubfmoptwxW2ZD_p7b2mOk6jPoofUtwuHiZIwoeMrNxHK_YE7In6jmLPN0ZfvuFpMuOGtEwjlvw/s320/el.jpg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="text-align: left;"> unknown </span>perform'n illusionist of my own universe fer the very 1st time (in some trailer park ELVIRA get-up that my grama hand measured and made fer me from her brown polyester curtains in her live'n room window fer hweenie) when i desperately trolloped with my 3 friends Trii…Kevyn & Jackie around some cheddar head county in a town called LaCrosse in Wisconsin where i would share my make-up tips and tid bits with today's guest who i met outside their house with her sister and a friend one warm hweenie nite as i was pass'n by with my gang who then gagged on my look and graciously invited us in to their sordid spooky soirée</div></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuJK4DRfrRjCbpzKOld6lwy9rKhtewcjl3tcHJKlQLJX1f2Pn_I6iB9C0Upyhwge3xqGLyxl71ehOXWbq_NwCSbQH8kVJm32n104gWh5E0fRaTLA8GysWYQS9Mk_3zGZ3vhxzkaxUZRLWth9GkSGIxdiTSY7neXq4nJ3T91MLo-l1pCs7Ctb_ANG-1Li4_/s667/butt9.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="667" data-original-width="462" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuJK4DRfrRjCbpzKOld6lwy9rKhtewcjl3tcHJKlQLJX1f2Pn_I6iB9C0Upyhwge3xqGLyxl71ehOXWbq_NwCSbQH8kVJm32n104gWh5E0fRaTLA8GysWYQS9Mk_3zGZ3vhxzkaxUZRLWth9GkSGIxdiTSY7neXq4nJ3T91MLo-l1pCs7Ctb_ANG-1Li4_/s320/butt9.jpg" width="222" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">BUTT let's move on...</div></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="text-align: center;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;">i'm absofuckinglutely delighted to have a lil chitty chatty bang bang <span style="text-align: center;">with </span><span style="text-align: center;">my long but not so lost friend from the 80's SHER PETERS...so SHER let's start with a lil back drop about how we met (if you can remember back that far) to all my kittens around the globe that cling onto every word i've muttered (coherently or incoherently) week after week fer the past 13 years...</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5NvSlpBcTcSmrXe6rGlBPsLKozBjzN_A6lMWEOZnkCn6EJhBfzrV7L2fA4XwDusORGVOZNCGLufrZgRECUVEALRNuTl1koxVqLq560icplWX3pi7mbwqOeOcPtG1VohZP1Uy73OuWqs_RTKPtyPEtuin7KuVMpRYUQmI6OpywWY6Z0kGABSYh3ycbyvYW/s1125/46312C62-D5F7-4C9B-A7DB-166FE6FA2729.jpeg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1115" data-original-width="1125" height="317" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5NvSlpBcTcSmrXe6rGlBPsLKozBjzN_A6lMWEOZnkCn6EJhBfzrV7L2fA4XwDusORGVOZNCGLufrZgRECUVEALRNuTl1koxVqLq560icplWX3pi7mbwqOeOcPtG1VohZP1Uy73OuWqs_RTKPtyPEtuin7KuVMpRYUQmI6OpywWY6Z0kGABSYh3ycbyvYW/s320/46312C62-D5F7-4C9B-A7DB-166FE6FA2729.jpeg" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span left="" text-align:=""><span face="Segoe UI Historic, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif"><span style="color: #2b00fe; font-size: 15px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Wow, that was longer ago than I care to admit. I’m not sure I remember exactly how we met.</span></span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span left="" text-align:=""><span face="Segoe UI Historic, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif" style="color: #050505;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgYQFRJm6vwJNOal53Sxr_iKbJuoeRAwNODD_GdtYEWagcsyuq9NE8guA5XfcXxiEJHBpYIzAifvD3bubDYNjFUhmsf_oj_aRh9iuknnX2q0c-GLGwvNMa-WgdZ2Cg-ydBP_fyx1nKPbx-mI3q0AGQcFlaKcL_2bsV6dGjoIvn-1WzLIFosMvl4JAOmjr4m/s498/80.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="398" data-original-width="498" height="256" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgYQFRJm6vwJNOal53Sxr_iKbJuoeRAwNODD_GdtYEWagcsyuq9NE8guA5XfcXxiEJHBpYIzAifvD3bubDYNjFUhmsf_oj_aRh9iuknnX2q0c-GLGwvNMa-WgdZ2Cg-ydBP_fyx1nKPbx-mI3q0AGQcFlaKcL_2bsV6dGjoIvn-1WzLIFosMvl4JAOmjr4m/s320/80.JPG" width="320" /></a></div></span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span left="" text-align:=""><span face="Segoe UI Historic, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif"><span style="color: #2b00fe; font-size: 15px; white-space: pre-wrap;"> I do remember you gracing our fabulous parties with your presence back in the 80’s. </span></span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span left="" text-align:=""><span face="Segoe UI Historic, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif" style="color: #050505;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0s5fXVzB1sOykZm5RkRr1GedoWVYDPJR1__hrkl5WpWshcIHlXhOtCNNo7iKT3ZwD3-DeEYrccyP6FOhQ1CY2pGN067K296CbNM90nbM9rOMHk6KskxWUNdr-gBgvGhfDW_Uw03Mlayhll7kWpv_p4kv-tu-y7hA_1ekClFPmI9gYZSQfI9vvZWycS61_/s554/sherkare.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="554" data-original-width="496" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0s5fXVzB1sOykZm5RkRr1GedoWVYDPJR1__hrkl5WpWshcIHlXhOtCNNo7iKT3ZwD3-DeEYrccyP6FOhQ1CY2pGN067K296CbNM90nbM9rOMHk6KskxWUNdr-gBgvGhfDW_Uw03Mlayhll7kWpv_p4kv-tu-y7hA_1ekClFPmI9gYZSQfI9vvZWycS61_/s320/sherkare.JPG" width="286" /></a></div></span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span left="" text-align:=""><span face="Segoe UI Historic, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif"><span style="color: #2b00fe; font-size: 15px; white-space: pre-wrap;">Also, you were my escort to my sisters wedding vow renewal. (That poor church!) Haha. We danced our asses off. If I remember correctly, once many adult beverages had been consumed,</span></span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="background-color: #e4e6eb; text-align: left;"><span face="Segoe UI Historic, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif" style="color: #050505;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKg9mPTZRmx6fe5at5y9yhcnoh4YnVWVlvu6tjO55KlaSJr-Hio2EO1YpZF7Uf3qudpmskzTPgRJzJMM_C_2DIQb9GsjexVzZHK2NooL5hsly88LQbMTtMOoqPiivje44aM20E0M0wUsVB7u0OzHQNoe79Z9p5TIUOZ5TAYq_Q-e6gwJXS3TT2ZkA1-wlp/s480/timewarp.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="270" data-original-width="480" height="180" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgKg9mPTZRmx6fe5at5y9yhcnoh4YnVWVlvu6tjO55KlaSJr-Hio2EO1YpZF7Uf3qudpmskzTPgRJzJMM_C_2DIQb9GsjexVzZHK2NooL5hsly88LQbMTtMOoqPiivje44aM20E0M0wUsVB7u0OzHQNoe79Z9p5TIUOZ5TAYq_Q-e6gwJXS3TT2ZkA1-wlp/s320/timewarp.gif" width="320" /></a></div></span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span left="" text-align:=""><span face="Segoe UI Historic, Segoe UI, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif"><span style="color: #2b00fe; font-size: 15px; white-space: pre-wrap;"> doing “The Time Warp” was involved. And there may or may not (I’m not sayin’ for sure!) be a shaky video clip of someone picking me up off the dance floor! </span></span></span></div></div><div style="text-align: left;"><span style="text-align: center;"><br /></span></div><div style="text-align: left;">we're lucky enough to be part of the few that have managed to make it <span>thru the last 4 </span><span>decades</span><span style="text-align: center;"> and like me (fer the past 13 years) as a writer...though you yerself can now put published author on yer resume with the debut of yer fabulous new book "</span><a href="https://www.amazon.com/How-Date-Dizzy-Girl-Dizziness/dp/B0C7T3GKRY" style="text-align: center;">HOW TO DATE A DIZZY GIRL: DATING WITH A TWIST OF DIZZINESS</a><span style="text-align: center;">" can you give a lil back story as to how this book all came about and what's it all about?</span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxhOYb83Cp5TtTzPdFkN-Dn55lUA5NIOY_5fgQViBQ_wQegaX5Ol3H0v2rJC_GTE6eHdCFLMbPcEKrZ8f-TcbWhtVKxCF5wuP8h8GZilrCqyQS7btSkiDiM0eYY1-jAst3kNfRBIOCVp-ypS8d41rXKTf-aTgEgM-AR6yE6SJwIpebBJvSgxSfrRyPXGxJ/s450/BOOK.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="450" data-original-width="293" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjxhOYb83Cp5TtTzPdFkN-Dn55lUA5NIOY_5fgQViBQ_wQegaX5Ol3H0v2rJC_GTE6eHdCFLMbPcEKrZ8f-TcbWhtVKxCF5wuP8h8GZilrCqyQS7btSkiDiM0eYY1-jAst3kNfRBIOCVp-ypS8d41rXKTf-aTgEgM-AR6yE6SJwIpebBJvSgxSfrRyPXGxJ/s320/BOOK.jpg" width="208" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span 15px="" color:="" face=""Segoe UI Historic", "Segoe UI", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif" font-size:="" left="" pre-wrap="" style="color: #2b00fe;" text-align:="" white-space:="">Ooooh, where to begin! I’ve had personal experience with touches of vertigo since my 20’s. In 2013 I woke up with my world spinning (literally) and was eventually diagnosed with Meniere’s Disease and Vestibular Migraines. During the few months between the onset of bad vertigo and my diagnosis, my boyfriend at the time did not know how to handle it at all. He called me an invalid, said I was a “liability” (this from a guy who lived with me rent free for the previous 14 months!) and that I was “no fun anymore.” He cheated on me and moved out. </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7ddD4WgTmARPJzVeYnsEI-IABJJMpudVaDRb_VPEIXcd7tqwACiDLOKfkw7qf6D668srx2qirYXr-MZcApFq4Uqn-5NkM-4LaQ2LjWQ8pRmqI_Sj_LWkDevnuAf-WjyOhhctE0n_nVFlZ3vebcGnJZTowlXyxz9pOM_xnjuKgNAZEdTrfyR46pp5QXDm8/s500/door.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="302" data-original-width="500" height="193" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg7ddD4WgTmARPJzVeYnsEI-IABJJMpudVaDRb_VPEIXcd7tqwACiDLOKfkw7qf6D668srx2qirYXr-MZcApFq4Uqn-5NkM-4LaQ2LjWQ8pRmqI_Sj_LWkDevnuAf-WjyOhhctE0n_nVFlZ3vebcGnJZTowlXyxz9pOM_xnjuKgNAZEdTrfyR46pp5QXDm8/s320/door.gif" width="320" /></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span 15px="" color:="" face=""Segoe UI Historic", "Segoe UI", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif" font-size:="" left="" pre-wrap="" style="color: #2b00fe;" text-align:="" white-space:=""><span>It was so mean and heartbreaking and at that point I thought, “this is it, social life over, I’ll never date ever again. Over time I joined many online support groups and found that there are so many people who have vestibular issues and are still single who are stressing about dating. I often see posts from people who don’t want to be single and alone forever but they’re afraid to date and don’t know how to bring up the topic when they meet someone they like or are asked out. They’re reaching out on these sights asking for advice and looking for hope. And really it goes beyond dating to our social lives in general. Friends and family have a hard time understanding our plight as well. Vestibular disorders are rough</span>. </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjZlYj_8WDkwt2LK4PSxBcE23Azc0quMk8jcP1F3P63SlEP8CvF09sh11pUkLzaOp5_yBWBQh_QFhpHHZjxSIGGlVCN4PFsqW3mkkdBbLMXGb4P7N6UGUKVxuDtHHWFZN14n-kzuAXD3mFkDpnDnuXBkTMflyvM1uhEFX9zdJJ2Vep3K_U4eWy3Nm8ACRy/s640/vertigo.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="376" data-original-width="640" height="188" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjZlYj_8WDkwt2LK4PSxBcE23Azc0quMk8jcP1F3P63SlEP8CvF09sh11pUkLzaOp5_yBWBQh_QFhpHHZjxSIGGlVCN4PFsqW3mkkdBbLMXGb4P7N6UGUKVxuDtHHWFZN14n-kzuAXD3mFkDpnDnuXBkTMflyvM1uhEFX9zdJJ2Vep3K_U4eWy3Nm8ACRy/s320/vertigo.gif" width="320" /></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span 15px="" color:="" face=""Segoe UI Historic", "Segoe UI", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif" font-size:="" left="" pre-wrap="" text-align:="" white-space:=""><span style="color: #2b00fe;">We “look healthy” most of the time…except when we’re falling down with vertigo! (Laugh) Honestly though, it’s embarrassing and it sucks. So after many years of my own personal experiences (some horrible and some hilarious) I really started thinking how much easier it would be to just have a handbook to have people read so they had a better understanding without having to explain it over and over again. One evening I was pondering the thought and the title popped into my head. “How To Date A Dizzy Girl” and I started writing. I designed it to be a fun easy read that has great information for people who are struggling with vestibular issues and can be handed to friends, family and romantic interests without being too intense or overwhelming. I hope it helps a lot of people who are struggling.
</span><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgp0M9Kf5_U0CxnLfY6ct7AuldMQrdTfGKTi1ShXH8_1vQHFgorkgfP01i9moxlnsYNjUVczinDpTmwe4zEgKmWpg-VY8jcw_aUl7CsvLx1Q0i_P_OzODH6KzzSAYaa5GG2RYkfrM23xCyQdqL0YMUjdO4AguQvxiq37HEEB_OSJDW2p2cwuQPmPD5DRv6N/s400/blob.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="262" data-original-width="400" height="210" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgp0M9Kf5_U0CxnLfY6ct7AuldMQrdTfGKTi1ShXH8_1vQHFgorkgfP01i9moxlnsYNjUVczinDpTmwe4zEgKmWpg-VY8jcw_aUl7CsvLx1Q0i_P_OzODH6KzzSAYaa5GG2RYkfrM23xCyQdqL0YMUjdO4AguQvxiq37HEEB_OSJDW2p2cwuQPmPD5DRv6N/s320/blob.gif" width="320" /></a></div><span style="color: #2b00fe;">I’m going to give myself a little plug here, my vestibular issues were triggered by exposure to toxic mold. That’s a crazy story and not a connection that people often make so... book on that topic is in the works!</span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">not only are you an accomplished author...you also possess the power <span>of heal'n...</span><span style="text-align: center;">more specifically the power of energy heal'n...care to expand on that a bit more?</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjSQJLV76yQKN8fNszIt_cOxF36Qf5jdovAwT0BiREvH0SwOsP17IqddChKwXYsZqIXZTWMWFwSJdFiL3mqqt8ZMIKOzd95eElh_XNmB00qjNV_hs62xQF5vHt8COyhN3Z7ErXOUWOfSH8zOnk3rM1yn-_MuSvoidMUozNXCDV7SqoXZmsvhaUa0G8OlBns/s220/ball.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="162" data-original-width="220" height="162" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjSQJLV76yQKN8fNszIt_cOxF36Qf5jdovAwT0BiREvH0SwOsP17IqddChKwXYsZqIXZTWMWFwSJdFiL3mqqt8ZMIKOzd95eElh_XNmB00qjNV_hs62xQF5vHt8COyhN3Z7ErXOUWOfSH8zOnk3rM1yn-_MuSvoidMUozNXCDV7SqoXZmsvhaUa0G8OlBns/s1600/ball.gif" width="220" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span 15px="" color:="" face=""Segoe UI Historic", "Segoe UI", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif" font-size:="" left="" pre-wrap="" style="color: #2b00fe;" text-align:="" white-space:="">Yes, healing. I come from a long line of magical women I suspect. My Mother was very gifted. When I was a kid and was injured or sick I remember willing myself to be better. I didn’t realize at the time that I was energy healing. I’ve always been a naturalist and avoided going on medications for things. It just never felt right for me to cover up symptoms and not fix the source of illness. </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCnvelZ25oN5W1pnKpvwyzx9MdyIJ9wNeOh-U8-OC1FesDRMMNdAl8Hcf373OKqe_uMm-RCiK_gP9M45BEEw0x0zsAqUbsK75VXqgUsgD41Jn-HAgmtEiKDo6qyrWPQDhLm-aTc0_ecKrolnDfvMcaQOqfQKOBI9hEWWmFihqK3YF8GBA8o3MvTcwoAJBF/s660/mohawk.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="660" data-original-width="608" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCnvelZ25oN5W1pnKpvwyzx9MdyIJ9wNeOh-U8-OC1FesDRMMNdAl8Hcf373OKqe_uMm-RCiK_gP9M45BEEw0x0zsAqUbsK75VXqgUsgD41Jn-HAgmtEiKDo6qyrWPQDhLm-aTc0_ecKrolnDfvMcaQOqfQKOBI9hEWWmFihqK3YF8GBA8o3MvTcwoAJBF/s320/mohawk.JPG" width="295" /></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span 15px="" color:="" face=""Segoe UI Historic", "Segoe UI", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif" font-size:="" left="" pre-wrap="" style="color: #2b00fe;" text-align:="" white-space:="">In my early 20’s, one of the many times I found myself lost in the basement of my favorite used book store, I came upon a section on energy healing and bought a couple of books. One was on polarity balancing and the other was on metaphysical healing. Those books led to others. That started a lifelong passion. Once I became a Mother it was just natural for me to help my son with energy healing. When he was little he called it “Mommy medicine”. Even a simple scraped knee and he would come to me to take the pain away with energy healing. When he was a teen he had a horrible ear infection. It was very painful and the only way he could rest was while I was doing healing for him. </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbfz_6SBImRthiKwMCTSR9C98P8BophWnctierOGwbqxA8drP3vIyPa6bAUGMgeWwcQ-0Lu-kwKBMo6K6lxf14i-b8r8H-YONmw6p90FrSkPxSrA2yOJLKO7gqGQQ4zcNWkJyqV3vdWC0JykfweQOgUlx02My4YrRZG4LkYFjesxNKTSAM7sg6kS9YObnL/s264/heal.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="261" data-original-width="264" height="261" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgbfz_6SBImRthiKwMCTSR9C98P8BophWnctierOGwbqxA8drP3vIyPa6bAUGMgeWwcQ-0Lu-kwKBMo6K6lxf14i-b8r8H-YONmw6p90FrSkPxSrA2yOJLKO7gqGQQ4zcNWkJyqV3vdWC0JykfweQOgUlx02My4YrRZG4LkYFjesxNKTSAM7sg6kS9YObnL/s1600/heal.gif" width="264" /></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span 15px="" color:="" face=""Segoe UI Historic", "Segoe UI", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif" font-size:="" left="" pre-wrap="" style="color: #2b00fe;" text-align:="" white-space:="">Every time I would move my hands away, he’d instantly wake back up and ask me to keep helping. After a couple of hours his ear suddenly popped and fluid poured out and his pain was relieved. I was exhausted from that long intense energy session but it was worth it to see my sons pain subside so he could rest and finish healing. That’s just an example of what was the “norm” at our house. </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhkho5ZG2bcqXRcFofMLgc101bwjfD8MkJztPmOEZDXXQnsJl--eGlAKg9VoritfD9a7Fk8n3SsQaTkkZPvz5mKHRNlYy7Ete4h9SfIVuy5Ujpg-fx76vfF9disF6aV-wpoVEH7wFRLE6SRu0eAUS2avx7mpS_30Hwbm6h-i-G9hnKpdolILMRqlHmsI4b/s480/water.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="358" data-original-width="480" height="239" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhhkho5ZG2bcqXRcFofMLgc101bwjfD8MkJztPmOEZDXXQnsJl--eGlAKg9VoritfD9a7Fk8n3SsQaTkkZPvz5mKHRNlYy7Ete4h9SfIVuy5Ujpg-fx76vfF9disF6aV-wpoVEH7wFRLE6SRu0eAUS2avx7mpS_30Hwbm6h-i-G9hnKpdolILMRqlHmsI4b/s320/water.gif" width="320" /></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span 15px="" color:="" face=""Segoe UI Historic", "Segoe UI", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif" font-size:="" left="" pre-wrap="" style="color: #2b00fe;" text-align:="" white-space:="">I’ve studied many types of natural healing throughout the years. Reiki, Qigong, healing powers of water, sound, and crystals, also herbalism, aromatherapy, quantum healing, etc. I am reiki master certified but I really integrate all healing modalities I’ve studied into my healing sessions. When I’m doing energy work for myself or others (human or fur family) I tune in and the right healing for each circumstance just flows and I go with it. </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both;">after scour'n the informational highway...carpal tunnel'n my fingers doin a <span>lil ANGELA </span><span>LANSBURY </span><span style="text-align: center;">investigate'n...i found out you yerself have the same fondness fer those 4 legged fur balls as i have...i love dogs (i've even dated a few myself...though i'm speak'n of the 3 legged kind of course...bestiality is NOT part of my kinda reality kittens) what sorta dogs do you have?</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjcATBg9DLaXbR6NhCqTmexvhS8mutU2Sj6DfTUD0EkqZnSVjRyo_Xzc8EbJmeTzhU87NNGTOrE_NO5nA0SDY9-S4_1w3zg2re2EOr_HNaa3n1TqazKKEJ-8uZh4iSvIz8no1o4PV4edd01aRjtJwXdPMw7asKSxWBa5r6277aHmcW-iNVb17kadwkIFXAU/s354/angelal.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="264" data-original-width="354" height="239" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjcATBg9DLaXbR6NhCqTmexvhS8mutU2Sj6DfTUD0EkqZnSVjRyo_Xzc8EbJmeTzhU87NNGTOrE_NO5nA0SDY9-S4_1w3zg2re2EOr_HNaa3n1TqazKKEJ-8uZh4iSvIz8no1o4PV4edd01aRjtJwXdPMw7asKSxWBa5r6277aHmcW-iNVb17kadwkIFXAU/s320/angelal.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span 15px="" color:="" face=""Segoe UI Historic", "Segoe UI", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif" font-size:="" left="" pre-wrap="" style="color: #2b00fe;" text-align:="" white-space:="">Dogs are the best! I love them so much. I have had many throughout life. Mostly mixed breed farm dogs when I was little. As an adult I had taken in a couple mini-poodles that needed a home. I’ve had teddy bear pups, a Pomeranian, other mixed breeds. Some that were family and some that I fostered and found homes for. </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRPBMvUdQNRCSCTcGqbwN98vfl9jEb3Ewyt3HL4q4UU0jxacYLy3Tt8Rhmriak6lM29sFFaoTB1lRHqmJ0Jlkp01_Tr_P2DCbIBnzHgJdubXK7XGl_ZqkDERvoJd5yYKJwb_X0t30apSjv8ZhzAHU_t4W4a38ErDLj2cBxZ4h-dO3uzY5FcBHw_V-wve7D/s571/dogs.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="571" data-original-width="520" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjRPBMvUdQNRCSCTcGqbwN98vfl9jEb3Ewyt3HL4q4UU0jxacYLy3Tt8Rhmriak6lM29sFFaoTB1lRHqmJ0Jlkp01_Tr_P2DCbIBnzHgJdubXK7XGl_ZqkDERvoJd5yYKJwb_X0t30apSjv8ZhzAHU_t4W4a38ErDLj2cBxZ4h-dO3uzY5FcBHw_V-wve7D/s320/dogs.JPG" width="291" /></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span 15px="" color:="" face=""Segoe UI Historic", "Segoe UI", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif" font-size:="" left="" pre-wrap="" style="color: #2b00fe;" text-align:="" white-space:="">Right now I have 5 fur family members. They’re all mixed breed. Definitely have Dachshund in them, some Chihuahua, Shih Tzu, and Terrier. All are rescues so those breeds are the vets best guesses. My oldest 2 were thrown out of the trunk of a car into a ditch in a garbage bag. The person who lived where it happened watched from his house and thought it was just garbage, which was bad enough, but a couple days later when he left the house, he got up the hill of his driveway to the road and saw 3 puppies in the ditch. </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjvapZcJu4t64-UKY6_MMB4pzCsZqSlcle8Icp21Is2zy19GU5sNEfTmu7CMkFMx-JbQvIdG2EyH_x05p-qQ-DK9GmW3WRBanqW1IwJ2V2cU1E4JydA5qs19QV6HdtYHiFmVEdf5iRx116DPdx924Zu3_qn9zMwEBGrCsmnwT3CRfGNztYoKrV0dU9b016W/s793/trailer4.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="590" data-original-width="793" height="238" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjvapZcJu4t64-UKY6_MMB4pzCsZqSlcle8Icp21Is2zy19GU5sNEfTmu7CMkFMx-JbQvIdG2EyH_x05p-qQ-DK9GmW3WRBanqW1IwJ2V2cU1E4JydA5qs19QV6HdtYHiFmVEdf5iRx116DPdx924Zu3_qn9zMwEBGrCsmnwT3CRfGNztYoKrV0dU9b016W/s320/trailer4.JPG" width="320" /></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span style="color: #2b00fe;"><span 15px="" color:="" face=""Segoe UI Historic", "Segoe UI", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif" font-size:="" left="" pre-wrap="" text-align:="" white-space:="">He posted on Facebook to find homes. My niece took one of them in and I drove 4 hours to come and rescue the other two. They were only a few months old and they were emaciated and very sick with mange, open sores, infected ears and eyes. It was a long road to wellness but I’m happy to say that they are 11 and a half years old now and both still with me. My other 3 were all dogs I took in that needed homes but didn’t have such horrible beginnings. Needless to say, I’m a strong advocate against puppy mills, backyard breeding, and any type of animal testing or abuse. </span><span 15px="" color:="" face=""Segoe UI Historic", "Segoe UI", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif" font-size:="" left="" pre-wrap="" text-align:="" white-space:="">Dogs are literally the living definition of unconditional love and one of my favorite things on this planet. </span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgVQuT5TJ34DhePMQV8-yWwOGwZuTbwgqQA-v5jfzooK6N1I4Wd1A7N0K2LuB93h9F-VNAwNrtNIjyNHM4RaWPeRcUNCfDVxueDnwxD3CT3WbqFqiMnG30MJIo6WdbdwfVVWaLrQM63ofSQzyoCh9eycaG1h7T_1Vp0GMkSp3GIRkxYXRxHf_JQUsx12ryT/s400/dogs2.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="286" data-original-width="400" height="229" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgVQuT5TJ34DhePMQV8-yWwOGwZuTbwgqQA-v5jfzooK6N1I4Wd1A7N0K2LuB93h9F-VNAwNrtNIjyNHM4RaWPeRcUNCfDVxueDnwxD3CT3WbqFqiMnG30MJIo6WdbdwfVVWaLrQM63ofSQzyoCh9eycaG1h7T_1Vp0GMkSp3GIRkxYXRxHf_JQUsx12ryT/s320/dogs2.gif" width="320" /></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span 15px="" color:="" face=""Segoe UI Historic", "Segoe UI", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif" font-size:="" left="" pre-wrap="" style="color: #2b00fe;" text-align:="" white-space:="">My sister has 4 dogs, some of which are related to mine. I’m there most of the time as we take care of our elderly Dad 24/7 so all together our pack is 9 in total! It can get loud for sure! We took on a litter of puppies that turned out to have genetic kidney disease. We had originally rehomed one of them before we knew the genetics and she passed only a couple of months later. We didn’t feel right rehoming any others once we knew what was going on with them so we committed to keeping them and giving them the best life we could as short as it may be. Of the 9 of them, we’ve lost 5 to kidney failure at various ages ranging from 7 weeks to 6 years. Of the dogs we have now 4 are still from that litter and 1 of those is in kidney failure now at the age of 8. It has been incredibly difficult. It’s a lot of physical care and difficult loss when they pass. </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZvohkA9AKdm3xaKRsftHo4o8e7z60ihjJJ66x_FADgYHOfOrEHMjHOVFzyRhBmtMQ7aFjm6P9Ql2Xx-Oy8nRUNJfZmJt__CcbtyFzc82lWc_wBPW9hQAjBPeRQjjKEc2_qHzXw8F-ufFiKqm5A8C_mCQA0gl4np5xTAdX4fyQdth_P5cD4trdUghUxkaY/s716/sher.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="716" data-original-width="463" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhZvohkA9AKdm3xaKRsftHo4o8e7z60ihjJJ66x_FADgYHOfOrEHMjHOVFzyRhBmtMQ7aFjm6P9Ql2Xx-Oy8nRUNJfZmJt__CcbtyFzc82lWc_wBPW9hQAjBPeRQjjKEc2_qHzXw8F-ufFiKqm5A8C_mCQA0gl4np5xTAdX4fyQdth_P5cD4trdUghUxkaY/s320/sher.JPG" width="207" /></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span 15px="" color:="" face=""Segoe UI Historic", "Segoe UI", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif" font-size:="" left="" pre-wrap="" style="color: #2b00fe;" text-align:="" white-space:="">I wouldn’t trade the time we have with them for anything though. They’re all such sweet wonderful dogs. Rescuing dogs has truly changed my life. </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">not only do we have dogs in common...we both also share an exhilaration fer trailers (not the movie kind though i'm sure we could agree on many) i of course am referr'n to yer love fer vintage campers and spruce'n them up...where does that fascination stem from?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3HDbOxbah5dKHszJMehYXEJg-dPag-jdtsTDtpKY6Wppx5WUJ16sKjHM26TZZ5RnkeRkCj-9eXmtnaCP9-pItyH_KMDkwZyMZ0bZOWXI0OROaGpcU3C2qkTBRawCxzzGMoCx9hPnbu9AVTqWc-WOmCI5x-hz1gpPl2wYbrOiOYCuVoFGtEIcdTAKzkZT7/s464/tralerpink.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="256" data-original-width="464" height="177" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3HDbOxbah5dKHszJMehYXEJg-dPag-jdtsTDtpKY6Wppx5WUJ16sKjHM26TZZ5RnkeRkCj-9eXmtnaCP9-pItyH_KMDkwZyMZ0bZOWXI0OROaGpcU3C2qkTBRawCxzzGMoCx9hPnbu9AVTqWc-WOmCI5x-hz1gpPl2wYbrOiOYCuVoFGtEIcdTAKzkZT7/s320/tralerpink.gif" width="320" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span 15px="" color:="" face=""Segoe UI Historic", "Segoe UI", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif" font-size:="" left="" pre-wrap="" style="color: #2b00fe;" text-align:="" white-space:="">I grew up in, let’s say, a humble home. As far back as I can remember I’ve always loved giving new life to old things and making them pretty. There’s something fulfilling about taking a bland or even bit run down space and giving it new life, making it beautiful. I suppose that is one of the ways I express myself artistically. My son once said to me, “You’re like the Picasso of shitholes”. That made me laugh. It was one of the best compliments I’ve ever received! </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi8cqSqvA7-cW6EGs3J6n8Ygv4R3XuS5N8nywUTRiefZM7RCgAbd85nBezXtuonxQoS9aOHD1k-6fMXe3HNiXgUEkv6LNxkx4x5n-3dBtJaLD687FCJdSBIcMSztqGpHsgpLSXyNPmxLWRZQEiaPjA4ATyEiGe9RZ21l-K6xDF0_KW9TpMFibuWGsIgaNIq/s200/cher.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="113" data-original-width="200" height="113" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi8cqSqvA7-cW6EGs3J6n8Ygv4R3XuS5N8nywUTRiefZM7RCgAbd85nBezXtuonxQoS9aOHD1k-6fMXe3HNiXgUEkv6LNxkx4x5n-3dBtJaLD687FCJdSBIcMSztqGpHsgpLSXyNPmxLWRZQEiaPjA4ATyEiGe9RZ21l-K6xDF0_KW9TpMFibuWGsIgaNIq/s1600/cher.gif" width="200" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span 15px="" color:="" face=""Segoe UI Historic", "Segoe UI", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif" font-size:="" left="" pre-wrap="" style="color: #2b00fe;" text-align:="" white-space:="">One of my influences is my love of gypsy wagons. I’ve always dreamed of having one. When my sister and I left Minneapolis to move closer to my parents as they needed care we ended up sharing a small rental house. That’s when I purchased my first camper. I just wanted space of my own and we had the perfect open driveway for it. I bought a 26 ft 1983 camper trailer and fixed it up. When Meniere’s hit out of nowhere and I suddenly lost both of my jobs I began selling off all of my furniture to get by and when I could no longer afford rent I moved in to that camper full time. It was parked in an alley between a friends house and a factory. I loved it! After that, I ended up deciding to stay with my parents for a while since I was 30 mins away and driving was an issue at the time but that camper didn’t fit in their driveway so I stored it and purchased a smaller one that would fit. </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjfKRFcMzq2KsqOo8qDFEv0acMB5CVnXBEXqBrHM4pDavbX227F65XdaNLKGG3VMdSnLuHwl8JZYnkTklgAAP5--j3eZR8Vm3iUXUaF9xcdR5KDFMlBMDgE9sn02GpPJRfLop9VWUVTKr3W5DvKorpkRJtaI5OPWa3IkHGnKYgjkmrmDX3xG8NQeoMwtwBf/s931/trailer2.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="594" data-original-width="931" height="204" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjfKRFcMzq2KsqOo8qDFEv0acMB5CVnXBEXqBrHM4pDavbX227F65XdaNLKGG3VMdSnLuHwl8JZYnkTklgAAP5--j3eZR8Vm3iUXUaF9xcdR5KDFMlBMDgE9sn02GpPJRfLop9VWUVTKr3W5DvKorpkRJtaI5OPWa3IkHGnKYgjkmrmDX3xG8NQeoMwtwBf/s320/trailer2.JPG" width="320" /></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span 15px="" color:="" face=""Segoe UI Historic", "Segoe UI", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif" font-size:="" left="" pre-wrap="" style="color: #2b00fe;" text-align:="" white-space:="">That one is a 22 ft 1971 vintage camper. The woman I bought it from had put a lot of work into it and she had a very gypsy decor style so it already looked fantastic, was in excellent condition and all I had to do to was add personal touches. Eventually, my sister bought a house in the country nearish to my parents place, Mom passed and Dad gave up his house and moved in with her there so both of my campers are now parked at her place. </span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span 15px="" color:="" face=""Segoe UI Historic", "Segoe UI", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif" font-size:="" left="" pre-wrap="" text-align:="" white-space:=""><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuaOtGcxDrHczivC0D6ZzsNcDJsATgMOmhS3DFMWICOY-VtgBsWTeATP-muYG2--vHBKifuhnq3i4H3Mx_EDiWVBkin258fow5h84zTyuZuD-mTiSITAU-C6qmW863IgFztPJsAD1r1ejLWdUvXafDFnjm1AqKlWAGKn4CePlxDqCtyYqX9wCs0cKjCmtS/s1150/trailer3.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="876" data-original-width="1150" height="244" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiuaOtGcxDrHczivC0D6ZzsNcDJsATgMOmhS3DFMWICOY-VtgBsWTeATP-muYG2--vHBKifuhnq3i4H3Mx_EDiWVBkin258fow5h84zTyuZuD-mTiSITAU-C6qmW863IgFztPJsAD1r1ejLWdUvXafDFnjm1AqKlWAGKn4CePlxDqCtyYqX9wCs0cKjCmtS/s320/trailer3.JPG" width="320" /></a></div><span style="color: #2b00fe;">Throughout both my childhood and my adult life I’ve moved a lot. Even when I’ve stayed in the same city, I changed apartments every year or sometimes even more often. I love new spaces so the home on wheels trend really intrigued me. Campers fit perfectly into that. As it turned out, both because of my vestibular issues as well as the 24/7 care of my parents going into year 10, I haven’t been able to travel with them and now don’t plan too. I will be selling my smaller vintage camper this summer and am keeping my bigger one parked at my sisters for now. </span></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjUmzePZZ1ERG-1AHb5Rgzqr4u5pvTt0cJj9br_tTK6n5JoiMfImnZFMp-gRF6ImIeLOgl1GsL7tt4u-buEc-EXYZFRRc54HlhQrxQ-tgCRPWw0wLihjnEuJqIgRGJgKgCib2o2ObgunIqjrBQbOeG6I4VNjMELdPNn2C4jGHUGWV2BD63aawC8mw6YMs8p/s884/bus.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="483" data-original-width="884" height="175" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjUmzePZZ1ERG-1AHb5Rgzqr4u5pvTt0cJj9br_tTK6n5JoiMfImnZFMp-gRF6ImIeLOgl1GsL7tt4u-buEc-EXYZFRRc54HlhQrxQ-tgCRPWw0wLihjnEuJqIgRGJgKgCib2o2ObgunIqjrBQbOeG6I4VNjMELdPNn2C4jGHUGWV2BD63aawC8mw6YMs8p/s320/bus.JPG" width="320" /></a></div></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span 15px="" color:="" face=""Segoe UI Historic", "Segoe UI", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif" font-size:="" left="" pre-wrap="" style="color: #2b00fe;" text-align:="" white-space:="">My new project is a 1999 skoolie short bus that I’m converting into an RV/home on wheels. I also had a conversion van for a while that I fixed up into a tiny living space and went on a fabulous 4000+ mile trip to the west coast and back with it, but realized, with my vestibular issues, for any longer travels, I need a space I can stand up in. The bus will be perfect and it’s so much fun to be starting with a fully blank space this time. So far I have the seats out and am in the process of laying some very DIY flooring. No matter where life takes me I think I will always have some type of home on wheels for travel. And who knows, maybe eventually I will get that authentic gypsy wagon I’ve always dreamed of.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;">hey...now we've come to the part of the interview that i like to simply call <span style="text-align: center;">CAN WE TALK ABOUT ME FER A CHANGE? basically SHER...ask me ANY question under the rainbow (well except about rainbows...cuz that's just fuck'n lazy journalism....insert laugh here)</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhU7kMjAH-UdoruFCKZSm-RpHa4_jiez9GrpyuewoM84DQRYWMdbI_HikIkvB3VQT5xCdu6-_fJm6PklG5CLPml5Zv829pp8yfkOtCJBpd0PLwOlCpDaTldVckIoMkt1Cq8UH6FT--AKbWri3gj3BxLFi1Db1gciBsdIiYirVbDNmtEMBmx29dFiLkUWgED/s723/kkmoon.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="723" data-original-width="636" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhU7kMjAH-UdoruFCKZSm-RpHa4_jiez9GrpyuewoM84DQRYWMdbI_HikIkvB3VQT5xCdu6-_fJm6PklG5CLPml5Zv829pp8yfkOtCJBpd0PLwOlCpDaTldVckIoMkt1Cq8UH6FT--AKbWri3gj3BxLFi1Db1gciBsdIiYirVbDNmtEMBmx29dFiLkUWgED/s320/kkmoon.jpg" width="281" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: left;"><span 15px="" color:="" face=""Segoe UI Historic", "Segoe UI", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif" font-size:="" left="" pre-wrap="" style="color: #2b00fe;" text-align:="" white-space:="">Can I ask two? First one…I have been trying to remember the name of the little shop on Hennipen Ave (I think it was Hennepin) that we were strolling by after not seeing you for a good long time and there you were dancing outside of it! That was a great moment! But…It’s driving me f’n crazy! What was the name of that place?!</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: justify;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi00AlEVPDlozpkypFsjeXh7YRqqVOrxf5HgtI1thmFW0qfkbkf92Xv_p_g1iYLBHZBzUTFp5qXLM7f29sq_GHs4N8dQofGlLxNl0Q_XPilkGC80OPLpL8swfpyprI5lmHKyWRa9z_rOHdOPRZcCpuPPtMjnD2ctRuYFTf0vMpTd--HR6pkaTb62vQOzSXe/s322/lava.JPG" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="271" data-original-width="322" height="269" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi00AlEVPDlozpkypFsjeXh7YRqqVOrxf5HgtI1thmFW0qfkbkf92Xv_p_g1iYLBHZBzUTFp5qXLM7f29sq_GHs4N8dQofGlLxNl0Q_XPilkGC80OPLpL8swfpyprI5lmHKyWRa9z_rOHdOPRZcCpuPPtMjnD2ctRuYFTf0vMpTd--HR6pkaTb62vQOzSXe/s320/lava.JPG" width="320" /></a></div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #050505; font-size: 15px; text-align: justify; white-space: pre-wrap;">so long ago...lemme clean off the cobwebs on my mammory banks fer a minute...YES...now it's come'n to me...</span><span style="color: #050505; font-size: 15px; white-space: pre-wrap;">it was LAVA LOUNGE...THEE BEST FUCK'N JOB I'VE EVER HAD IN MY LIFE to this very day!! (though this is a pic of their 2nd location on lyndale after they moved off hennepin) i remember walk'n into the store a week or 2 after they opened up in 1996 since i lived across the street at the time and suggest'n to them that they put a live model in their windows to show off their kick ass club wear...</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKpwsYaPxwm160x8c8kaHSsNyUGEo--aenOekaPJwtUr7v0HP0iesJnIRrgUPUoz1IvbOb6fDMGlU0yPR8BB4TmeKPKZfLW-O3OxoolOyxTD0KHByI-74HwFQOvbkmtaI50QXV7m1Q0oM9InXZ_IzSBfJoiycRu_Y5kyrJ-zXUIm6P9-GM3_AVtmCmuzqO/s498/mannequin.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="268" data-original-width="498" height="172" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiKpwsYaPxwm160x8c8kaHSsNyUGEo--aenOekaPJwtUr7v0HP0iesJnIRrgUPUoz1IvbOb6fDMGlU0yPR8BB4TmeKPKZfLW-O3OxoolOyxTD0KHByI-74HwFQOvbkmtaI50QXV7m1Q0oM9InXZ_IzSBfJoiycRu_Y5kyrJ-zXUIm6P9-GM3_AVtmCmuzqO/s320/mannequin.gif" width="320" /></a></div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #050505; font-size: 15px; white-space: pre-wrap;">though i hadn't been to the BIG APPLE at that point in my career...it reminded me of a store in the movie "MANNEQUIN" starr'n the sexually charged KIM CATRALL who came to life and their fabulous inventory of fashion needed to be seen on a bigger scale than just hang'n on the racks...</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnQ9_3p6gsF4FrbR9EjQ4RhgGKDoLOjvaHfT5jKo-pZJxZWcYp2syZg5S_ECCO5WRQj9MJnj80_7copN3E3X09jGBmTxcPp1cSrfTzRnc-CegUgyKYRw0LfAgPSac2eM9M5UjNDqSKLnICd4aSN6qxTVQtamDuuXyDWd-ebZODQ2rUkKBqUYDEcfFSOgAC/s1005/dancer.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="1005" data-original-width="750" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhnQ9_3p6gsF4FrbR9EjQ4RhgGKDoLOjvaHfT5jKo-pZJxZWcYp2syZg5S_ECCO5WRQj9MJnj80_7copN3E3X09jGBmTxcPp1cSrfTzRnc-CegUgyKYRw0LfAgPSac2eM9M5UjNDqSKLnICd4aSN6qxTVQtamDuuXyDWd-ebZODQ2rUkKBqUYDEcfFSOgAC/s320/dancer.jpg" width="239" /></a></div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #050505; font-size: 15px; white-space: pre-wrap;">and bibbity...bobbity...boo...a week later my creative juices were over flow'n when i was hired to be that very live mannequin every saturday from 10 to 6 and i believe to this very day i was THEE 1st ever and ONLY live model who did boy drag/gurl drag in the latest club fashions fer roughly a year outside any store in uptown...pump'n music fer me to move to on my very own mini stage they created outside the store (we found out on the 1st day of me inside the window that i was melt'n faster than a mercedes benz on mars)</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNvv4_7jRNdiqLTCNAvgyzDJ4OkOC2v418LH7Gfbe8jgCZAujFCdeFfGJZiNQiuykomN96i9jiKVHcA_fJ-vRbv7Vum9DdSyI8aqHf2USsG89_VX421SABU5d2RuiLY-TJQtOuHScEnbL1lm_d_RDsVHd4IWJcs4J7K5AOqNPd0ACt1CpMSK6Yz11klSSQ/s500/AF1BAB49-5C7F-4020-A274-7D681D2755EA.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="281" data-original-width="500" height="180" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiNvv4_7jRNdiqLTCNAvgyzDJ4OkOC2v418LH7Gfbe8jgCZAujFCdeFfGJZiNQiuykomN96i9jiKVHcA_fJ-vRbv7Vum9DdSyI8aqHf2USsG89_VX421SABU5d2RuiLY-TJQtOuHScEnbL1lm_d_RDsVHd4IWJcs4J7K5AOqNPd0ACt1CpMSK6Yz11klSSQ/s320/AF1BAB49-5C7F-4020-A274-7D681D2755EA.gif" width="320" /></a></div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #050505; font-size: 15px; white-space: pre-wrap;"> MOLLY...WIL...AMIEE...RIK...INDIA and MISSY were thee best co-workers i've ever had the absolute pleasure to work for...i also worked on redesign’n part of the inside of the store as well as many of their window displays thru-out the year include’n their PRIDE float…</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLAvW1LRqxIGrX2OfJcF2eTHBdMddJ8XG8T06rA4JKfxeTBy52PQN-GKUAA7fNAIAG5CnUatQHlMJAuMkMrzdp5d8ASMqX4celH7IurTrlVJCv_7WyLMWiTOhxnX50FwIMW-YkMqBtftRMj65C1LF3Fh0-6fAqkoVelLlEVLACyEKkSACnLvq4snhpaeR2/s540/ben.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="450" data-original-width="540" height="267" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiLAvW1LRqxIGrX2OfJcF2eTHBdMddJ8XG8T06rA4JKfxeTBy52PQN-GKUAA7fNAIAG5CnUatQHlMJAuMkMrzdp5d8ASMqX4celH7IurTrlVJCv_7WyLMWiTOhxnX50FwIMW-YkMqBtftRMj65C1LF3Fh0-6fAqkoVelLlEVLACyEKkSACnLvq4snhpaeR2/s320/ben.gif" width="320" /></a></div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #050505; font-size: 15px; white-space: pre-wrap;">that is...until one day i was confronted by a couple of boys in blue who said they had a complaint about my "dance'n"...</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhj748SSYETwVmliyk6mbmLTgmRkkeaNkJbsCiuASeFAPiugHB7c5tjCGiLjKxfb-T-qp0XPC1hczFuvFVxnqpDjtKWqGIkpF2C7VCOPpEhJvHTx_jqLcIMmEUjdnVeOGLb9sX_V-u1_w1xYL8hJBSPjw9Qx1CwDeLNvzq3xuyn_6G_o3qg4lv-DBebW18f/s240/crotch.gif" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="180" data-original-width="240" height="180" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhj748SSYETwVmliyk6mbmLTgmRkkeaNkJbsCiuASeFAPiugHB7c5tjCGiLjKxfb-T-qp0XPC1hczFuvFVxnqpDjtKWqGIkpF2C7VCOPpEhJvHTx_jqLcIMmEUjdnVeOGLb9sX_V-u1_w1xYL8hJBSPjw9Qx1CwDeLNvzq3xuyn_6G_o3qg4lv-DBebW18f/s1600/crotch.gif" width="240" /></a></div></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #050505;"><span style="font-size: 15px; white-space: pre-wrap;">specifically that i was pull'n a Madonna and that i needed an "entertainment permit" to continue my prance'n in my LOUCHINI heels so MOLLY spent i think around $40 at the time only to get harassed a week later by the same pig who said we needed one fer every weekend (which i even knew was a complete outright bullshit lie) i don't blame MOLLY fer not want'n to continue with the popo harassments so that was pretty much the end of my dimly lit spotlight career on that teeny tiny stage i craved every saturday</span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #050505;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZdLdf0PwiiKI6v3oSOVNBwr7qZj6mZqXJ_HqS11AinQd6E6UnYBjQivgRLKJvn0zCif8eLOOQqGbT9J8Ah6yk33SSYxE7aHdhPH8_p_yPFh69bZfysM6vDF3sEtC6dSFTHBlcXgtPzDVEnvFT_lsqS6cmzhTGmiHsQYhEys7yoir6XZXxaCGHvKifaZKP/s432/sabrina.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="266" data-original-width="432" height="197" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjZdLdf0PwiiKI6v3oSOVNBwr7qZj6mZqXJ_HqS11AinQd6E6UnYBjQivgRLKJvn0zCif8eLOOQqGbT9J8Ah6yk33SSYxE7aHdhPH8_p_yPFh69bZfysM6vDF3sEtC6dSFTHBlcXgtPzDVEnvFT_lsqS6cmzhTGmiHsQYhEys7yoir6XZXxaCGHvKifaZKP/s320/sabrina.jpg" width="320" /></a></div></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="color: #050505;"><span style="font-size: 15px; white-space: pre-wrap;">though i always had a sneak'n suspicion the “caller” was from the rival clubwear store a block away who complained to the cops about me (allegedly)</span></span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br /></div><span 15px="" color:="" face=""Segoe UI Historic", "Segoe UI", Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif" font-size:="" left="" pre-wrap="" style="color: #2b00fe;" text-align:="" white-space:=""><div style="text-align: left;">Ok, so here’s my actual question: What was your journey from the kid who brought the best party favor ever to one of our small(ish) Wi town 80’s punk parties (a nice set of knockers that everyone got to try on!) to the fabulous Miss Krystal Kleer of Minneapolis fame?!</div></span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEicMyd0X_HsbyGuHZrNKuHOSK7f2TYbmirim2U7Jk154jgdKYVHUJURgeyOLoHRop1GvaemcszUDtLzPFlObTJgaIezR7hODn-KYRBDt1xbIaoqiKBHi3vU267bG7Ww_DxgY7JX19g0NEha-FljlHj2WzEKPUxxt6kDC2-neqZyykIIUHnfsazhJya5782P/s170/elvira.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" data-original-height="128" data-original-width="170" height="128" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEicMyd0X_HsbyGuHZrNKuHOSK7f2TYbmirim2U7Jk154jgdKYVHUJURgeyOLoHRop1GvaemcszUDtLzPFlObTJgaIezR7hODn-KYRBDt1xbIaoqiKBHi3vU267bG7Ww_DxgY7JX19g0NEha-FljlHj2WzEKPUxxt6kDC2-neqZyykIIUHnfsazhJya5782P/s1600/elvira.jpg" width="170" /></a></div>well as i stated earlier...my grama made me my very 1st ever drag outfit (which i can freely admit...i looked like some trailer park ELVIRA) outta her front polyester window curtains and i think i found my ample plastic bossum somewhere in lacrosse at a costume shop in the late 80's and i biked all around my small minded town of WINONA fer roughly 4/5 months collect'n aluminum bud light and root beer cans scattered all over the back alley's of bars and backyards then cashed them in fer my very 1st wig (see…i was environmentally conscious before it was even cool plus i still own that very wig today though i'm not a raveness queen anymore...i held onto it fer nostalgia reasons...why not!)</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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