ding dong the itch is dead

come out…come out…where ever you are...

and meet the pain in the ass who fell from afar....

she fell on her noggin…she fell very hard...

and MN has spoken “get rid of that ‘tard”

 

minnesotans all know that she was a f*ck’n ‘tard!

she brings you good news…or haven’t you head

when she fell on her noggin

a miracle occurred...

yes MN…the nation and i’m sure the GOP’s with somewhat of a brain...

let the joyous news be spread...that self righteous itch at last is dead!

 

or at least in the MN political realm by next election (if not pushed out before)

if republiCANTS want to really assess Bachmann's effectiveness...since her reign of terror began...they might want to consider this. 

"i've never considered holding public office to be an occupation."

well she certainly demonstrated that 

Shelly's  complete legislative history as tracked by: www.govtrack.us
 
bills sponsored: 58 

referred to committee (akin short...went nowhere): 53 

reported by committee (made it outta the gate): 1
- H.R. 850 (112th): To facilitate a proposed project in the Lower St. Croix Wild and Scenic River , and for other purposes. 
 
gave thumbs up to (as if!): 3
- H.Res. 373 (111th): Expressing support for designation of the month of September as ?National Hydrocephalus Awareness Month"
- H.Res. 923 (110th): Recognizing the State of Minnesota ’s 150th anniversary.
- H.Res. 789 (110th): Honoring public child welfare agencies, nonprofit organizations and private entities providing services for foster children. 

passed in the House: 1
H.R. 45: To repeal the Patient Protection and Affordable Care Act and health care-related provisions in the Health Care and Education Reconciliation Act of 2010 

signed into an actual law: UMMMMMMMM...lemme see here?

oh yea...that would be a BIG FAT ZERO!
 
neither the MN 6th congressional district...or the country...were well served by this pathetic actual legislative tea baggers record...if republiCANTS would rather make splashy batshit-crazy assertions than govern...

so be it...it will be arranged

 

part of Shelly's rise to national fame is the media's fault though...they gave this  teabagg'n idiot implied legitimacy by seriously discuss'n her presidential candidacy...in fact...while it was clear to many thru-out the land durin' the republiCANT primaries that only clowns...idiots and satan's mistress were running on the GOP ticket train to nowhere

 

the media...in its attempt to get rate'ns...hyped the debates...make'n them sound like the Super Bowl

and we all only watched that fer ONE REASON ONLY that year...right!

 

all the crazies and other republiCANTS have a plan...

to become a talk'n head on one of the major networks...and the major networks seem to get sucked in every time...

this is not limited to Fox news...watch the Sunday talk shows...

who wants to see Newt Gingrich comment on anything but obesity and colonies on the moon? ...there are many others but he is the best example 

but back on track to what Shelly actually represents

not an aberration in american politics...but a reflection of just how stupid some areas of our country seems to be goin fer some time now...yes it's yer right to be stupid and that is apparently become'n an american value and too many americans have been embrace'n that right...

we should all thank G*D CASPER or whatever delusional entity you worship...for the invention of vodka cuz if it wasn't fer the high rate of alcoholism in Russia ...the Soviet Union would have won the Cold War period!

Shelly just knew the simple republiCANT art of speculation...fabrication and insinuation...which are just the simple arts to the key to the control of american society...i mean how else can you explain the popularity of reality tv?

and ya know yer in trouble when failed Presidential crypt keeper says...

"i think they ought to put a sign on the National Committee doors that says closed for repairs until New Year's Day next year and spend that time going over positive ideas and positive agenda"

so enjoy Shelly's reign of tea party terror while you can...before she gets a bucket of water thrown on her by the boys in black

 

now get off my dress!