the WITCHES of CUNTVILLE

can ya feel it kittens...the brisk chill in the air

the fog it blankets the bones that are bare

it's close to midnite...and somethin' evil's lurk'n in the dark

under the moonlight...you see a sight that almost stops yer heart

(yea...so i "borrowed" without permission the last 2 verses...sue me!)

ghosts and goblins awake from their tomb

and do their best to seal yer doom

tis the season fer witch hunts

but this is the season to hunt these CUNTS!

1st to burn at the metaphorical stake is MN's very own republiCUNT...

and wickedest bat-shit crazy CUNT witch of the mid-west...
Michelle Bachmann

besides the many many MANY bat-shit spells she's conjured up with her bat-shit broomstick over the years

Shelly's conjured up yet another bat shit spell fer spook season

 and a reason to keep Bill Maher in business 

2nd CUNT burp on the metaphorical chopp'n block...

 

is radio host..and G*D fear'n CASPER crackhead and not so charm'n "christian" CUNT...Sandy Rios

who recently spoke at some mind controlled color'n book believers convention in Washington...

basically claim'n that the whole brutal murder of Matthew Sheppard in Laramie, Wyoming in 1998 was trumped up as a propaganda parade fer the non heterosexual cause to justify why they deserve special protections so they can continue to indoctrinate the innocent into their secret sex club

and her brilliant analogy of non heterosexual's in the military is about as tired as a priest on a playground...

Sandy...here's a quarter...buy a clue...if there were mainly non heterosexual's in the military...we would have LESS wars and more white parties...like the homo's are gonna kill their cash flow and give up the chance to frolick around half naked with half the naked flavors of the world!

and #3 was some "unidentified" CUNT at some italian eatery in Kansas...

who may or may not have been of the non male persuasion...but in either case...take'n time to write out a message of good service on the bill...only to stiff the waiter cuz he likes a good "stiffy up the jaxie" every now and then...makes you a total CUNT in mine...the local communities and yer GODLESS eyes!

and last but certainly the least amount of CUNTAGE in her...

is tv's 90210 silver spoon...and act'n scab of such non heterosexual classics like

 "TRICK" and "HOUSE of YES"

and daddy's lil spoiled whiney CUNT...TORI SPELLING

recently broken down to anyone who who pay fer her interview fee's...or watch another crappy episode of her annoy'n reality shows...claim'n that her hubby and 4 puke buckets have landed onto rough times...and have had to economize...without being able to buy the latest GUCCI hand bag in 3 years...(oh the H-O-R-R-O-R of it all!) her snot nose brats wear'n hand-me-downs...and her somewhat hunkably duable at last call fer alcohol hubby unable to turn his cock-a-doodle-do into a cock-a-doodle-don't

SERIOUSLY?...CUNT PUHLEEEZ!...with books...choke'n the airwaves with another "reality" show on the way...a clothing line..and oh yea...that fact that YER FAMILY HAS MORE MONEY THAN G*D CASPER!...you don't get to whine about yer benjamin woes...here's a tip...either close yer damn legs or take it up the jaxie...that way you save Dean from have'n to visit the penile guillotine...and make up with yer mama and she'll give ya the key to the family piggy bank

so there ya have it kittens...the WITCHES OF CUNTVILLE...trust me...their verbal tricks are nothing more than mere blood curdle'n treats..they come in all walks of life from politics...to personalities on radio or television...or just plain comic book read'n simpletons in the midwest...either way...

be very very AFRAID!

now get off my dress