Monday, October 3, 2016

spooktober

finally...the wickest month is upon us my kreepy krawly kittens...
where all H-E-double hockey stix breaks loose
ummm...let me clarify...i'm not talk'n about the elections...well...not this week anyways
but since we're on the subject...finish choke'n down those caramel nuggity treats by nov 8th...and VOTE bitch!

in the mean time kittens...since the crypt keeper had a play date with
the original top 20 countdown'n colostomy bag a few years back...i hadda pull out the ouija board and try and make a connection...but no such luck...
so i've decided to take over the reigns as the unintentionally internationally unknown top 20 countdown hostess of my own universe...
to keep yer toes a tapp'n while dance'n with the devil in yer best whore-ish look this hallowed season...let's begin...shall we?

come'n in at # 20...MICHAEL JACKSON
no halloween season would be complete without this zombie classic from 1983

#19...ROCKWELL
with a lil back-up help from the famous gloved one from above...this 80's jheri curl gave paranoid schizophrenics everywhere a voice

#18...EMINEM and RIHANNA
this dynamic duo sure know how to make a hit...of course it helps that one of them knew how to take a hit

#17...MARILYN MANSON
originally sung by Danny Elfmann fer the Tim Burton classic "Nightmare Before Christmas"...turned out to be a satanic masterpiece fer the devil's prodigy child

#16...CHER
before she was "dressed to kill" on her sold out tour...this raven beauty turned back time in her roller skates...ummm...that's like an ancient physical artform to the instant oatmeal generation

#15...RACHEL SWEET
best known fer sing'n the open'n theme on John Waters classic "HAIRSPRAY"...this lil kitten opened fer Bill Cosby in Vegas before she was a teenager

#14...ANNIE LENNOX
this mousketeer's masterpiece was the theme song to Bram Stroker's DRACULA...cuz blood suckers need love to ya know

#13...MADONNA
the QUEEN known fer her pop infused ballads...conjured up love fer even Lucifer's fallen angel with this haunt'n ballad

and now...a long distance dedication to a lil girl from Michigan
who sold her soul...among a few other unmentionables...just to have a career...her letter reads..."now i lay me down to sleep...i pray the lord my soul to keep...fer if i die before i wake...i pray the lord i still have hitz to make"...well lil girl...here's yer long distance dedication from that pariah of parodies...JACKIE BEAT with "GIMME ALL YOUR BLOOD"

and now...back to the countdown

come'n in at #12....FRANK N FURTER
"SWEET TRANSVESTITE"
this lil saucy number got caught up in the spider's web since the 70's and has been entertain'n the masses ever since with it's interactive applications

#11...RAMONES
theme song to the Stephen King classic bare'n the same name...these guys were responsible fer the 3 chord thrash and punk sound...this was one of their biggest hits and a constant staple in their live shows

#10...NAHPI (N AMERICAN HALLOWEEN PREVENTION INITIATIVE)
the only charity song to hit my countdown...this fairly unknown tribute benefited UNICEF in 2005...with it's patronize'n attitude towards other charity singles like "DO THEY KNOW IT'S CHRISTMAS"...it's considered a complete classic to the undead...gathered together by a cast of spooktacular talents like ELVIRA...BECK...PEACHES...among many others

"ONCE BITTEN TWICE SHY"
 Lita Ford and Dale Bazio's love child was part of the best camp horror movie ever "ELVIRA MISTRESS OF THE DARK"...she'll drive a stake right thru yer earlobes

this middle eastern twist on a classic will surely lobotomize yer mind

#7...KATE NASH
easily mistaken as british singer LILY ALLEN...well...cuz that's who i thought it was til i researched the song...this lil number will surely rattle yer bones

#6...FRANK SINATRA
ol' blue eyes made it with the best of em back in his hay days by putt'n em under his spell with this smooth spellbind'n number
a ghoulish lil ditty that'll surely put you in a devilish mood

#4...EARTHA KITT
a multi talented performer...best known as the villainous vixen Catwoman in the original Batman series in the late 60's...she purred like no other on earth

#3...ELVIRA MISTRESS OF THE DARK
with her new coffee table book out this month...she'll have you see'n double trouble...you'd be mentally insane not to own it...and i already know that my BFH (bestist fag hag) Peetrinella is already on it without ANY sorta HINT HINT HINT from me 

though this chameleon was known fer a string of hits thru-out the 80's...he proved he could rock it out like the rest of em on the release of his brilliant hard edged masterpiece with a message "cheapness and beauty"

and my #1 all time fav-o-rit haunted hit...DEAD OR ALIVE
the quintessential anthem fer anything that goes bump in the nite...lead singer PETE BURNS will make you howl at the moon with his infectious voice

well...there ya have it kittens...this years top 20 ghoulish hitz from beyond
the gravestone...thanx fer tune'n in...well...i'm goin as under cova ZIKA luva this year...so it's time fer me to start bedazzle'n my blood suck'n beak

so get off my dress!
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