fantasy island

anyone with a pungent taste fer champagne wishes and caviar nightmares

dur'in the late 70's & early 80's...made a special appearance on the remote island hidden somewhere in the specific ocean (on the back lots of Burbank California)...only to be greeted by one Ricardo Montalban and his lovable door stop TATTOO...who would gingerly mutter those infamous words "look boss...da plane! da plane!" on the hit show "FANTASY ISLAND" every time some damn has-been begged the producers to star in an episode

unfortunately...if the show were bein' filmed today...and TATTOO was 

 work'n in the white house as our unfortunate sociopathetick 70 year old lie'n sack of delusionally demented pig shit'n toddler's side kick...he would be mutter'n a completely different tune apparently...

(though let's get real kittens...he would more than likely be deported or detained)

so get this...our current mentally deranged fuck muppet believes that our 

 military now has a beautiful fleet of stealth F-35 planes...that was recently purchased from the Linda Carter collection...

that are C-O-M-P-L-E-T-E-L-Y I-N-V-I-S-I-B-L-E to the naked eye

i know...BUTT...it only gets better!

cuz he's hadda comfort his incestual relationship with his mistress...after 

her shitty line of apparel and jewelry caused a commotion outside the many discount stores across the country...though thankfully...no 'murican workers will be affected by these lay-off's (ya just can't trust those mongolian kids to do a decent top stitch these days) he's been unable to to focus on the REAL matters that matter...

since the fact that that Gomer's cousin and our unfortunate blitzkrieg bozo's former BFF blocked his bloated cottage cheese A double snakes on all social media by dropp'n his dignity along with the dirt and is doin back flips fer special counsel Mueller recently

at least he's find'n time to bail out farmers and their delts with roughly 12 

billion benjamins....after completely cause'n the bullshit himself with his trade war tariffs...cuz what?

he already successfully took care of the crisis with Flint's water systems

 the people of Puerto Rico are finally able to have those pinata parties

and cuz ALL those detained baby burritos were finally reunited with their parental dressin's by the deadline?

if you can't see thru Fuckface Von Clownstick's latest reverse psychotick

tweet...you got S-E-R-I-O-U-S probs!

so this goes out to ALL the brain dead lobotomized gimps that are barely 

left think'n fer themselves
(which yes...i get that that is an impossible double entendre)

 quit live'n in some "reality" fantasy land...take a stand...make a moral decision on yer own fer some change...stand up and be counted for!...if you REALLY wanna see Putin's papaya flavored bloated bitch back in the big house...make sure to shop fer one of the many most beeeeauuuutiful products his team of made in 'murica designers made just fer him...with you in mind TODAY...with ALL proceeds to benefit his re-affliction campaign...this is NOT FAKE NEWS everybody's been whine'n about...this is TOTALLY TRUE!

read all about it in the back pages of the Eva Gabor wig collection catalog

(Mussolini's taint and 'murica's cowardly lie'n decompose'n pumpkin approves of this message)

to all you millennial's who didn't bother to vote in 2016 cuz you thought "it doesn't matter"...IT'S NEVER MATTERED MORE...just like that tired 'ol

Whiney Houston song goes...

"i believe the children are our future...teach them well and let them lead the way"

don't pussy foot around...you can't bitch if you don't VOTE...REGISTER TO VOTE...

get off yer booty...cuz it's yer 'merican duty
let them hear yer voice...it's yer only choice
pleez don't you digress...just get off my dress!