with the current political hot potatoe parade heat'n up with just under a week and half to go before we will H-O-P-E-F-U-L-L-Y return to a some
what of a sensible sustainable sub normal life once again that we haven't had the pleasure to bask in thanx mostly due to that mentally deranged IMPEACHED FOR LIFE sociopathetik corrupt lie'n bloated orange dusted anal warted sack of self-absorbed senile shit fer brains with the cottage cheese whizzed A-double snakes and his fly'n off the handle lobotomized brain dead fucktards who've been lick’n the light sockets alot longer than they should've
all the gloves have come off on both sides...we've lost our democracy...
we've lost our common decency...and quite frankly...we've lost our fuck'n minds these past 4 years!
unfortunately...that isn't the only thing that we've lost...we've also lost
some of our most beloved political and popular entertainment treasures this past year thanx to that party pooper and dancer of the darkside...so here's a list of the top 13 top unlucky but downright influential losses who put on their tapp'n shoes fer the last time
the most hard hit one bein the woman who paved the way fer decency
and democracy ever since she was elected to the highest court in the land by PRESIDENT CLINTON...quoted as say'n "you can disagree without being disagreeable" RUTH BADER GINSBURG bid us adieu on sept 18th
as the longest last'n lassy on this list who made it to the tender age of 104...starr'n in no less than 50 famous and not so famous flicks...OLIVIA DE HAVILLAND is best known as the southern charmer in the epic master piece of 1939 "GONE WITH THE WIND" where she recieved her 1st best support'n actress nomination...waved her final goodbye on july 26th
as one of the co-found'n brothers of the super group VAN HALEN...EDWARD LODEWIJK VAN HALEN simply known as EDDIE VAN HALEN to the rest of the world was a riff god who most didn't realize was the genius behind the guitar break in MICHAEL JACKSON'S "BEAT IT" left us far too soon on oct 6th
baby boomers lost their bloomers when they heard about one of their saccrinated childhood idols who appeared on the very 1st episode of "THE MICKEY MOUSE CLUB" as one of the original mousketeers from 1955-1956...BONNIE LOU KERN lived a fruitful life until she moved on to the other side on sept 28th
nicknamed the inovator...originator...and the arcitect of rock'n'roll...RICHARD WAYNE PENNIMAN christened LITTLE RICHARD in the 50's was the unforgettable force behind such toe tappers like "TUTTI FRUTTI" and "GOOD GOLLY, MISS MOLLY" to name a few from his laundry list of hits...he kicked up his heels fer the last time on may 9th
in every office there's always that one gal in the type'n pool that's a bit of a bitter cocktail connoisseur and no one played the role to perfection better than PEGGY POPE from the hit chick flick comedy "9 TO 5" in 1980 who muttered those famous tispy words "ATTA GIRL" Peggy passed away on may 27th
born PATRICIA EVA POINTER as one of the trio of sisters in the super group POINTER SISTERS BONNIE POINTER enjoyed a string of sultry slow jams like "FIRE" and "SLOW HAND" to high octane hits like "JUMP (FOR MY LOVE)" and "NEUTRON DANCE" among many many other hits thru-out the 70's and 80's... BONNIE unfortunately had enough and left the group and the galaxy on june 28th
with his military background and chiseled good looks...what girl or girly boy didn't swoon over Princess Diana's boss STEVE TREVOR in the 70's i ask you? verteran actor of both the big and small screens...LYLE WAGGONER was best known fer starr'n opposite LYNDA CARTER in the super delicious super hero series "WONDER WOMAN" from 1975-1979...LYLE left the build'n on st patty's day march 17th
best known fer her roar'n female empowerment anthem "I AM WOMAN" HELEN REDDY was a sweet force to be reckoned with durin' the 1970's with a string of other mellow dramatic melodies like "DELTA DAWN" and "ANGIE BABY" but HELEN sang her last tune on sept 29th
as the youngest celeb on the grim reaper's list...CHADWICK BOSEMAN killed the superhero competition by starr'n in the highest gross'n film of 2018...portray'n the leader T'CHALLA from Wakanda, Africa in "BLACK PANTHER" which would put him on the map as one of the most influential people of 2018...CHADWICK would appear in 2 more AVENGERS movies before he would secretly pass away on aug 28th
as one of the most memorable BOND girls in history...HONOR BLACKMAN portrayed the sexy seductive PUSSY GALORE in the 1964 film "GOLDFINGER" after bein spotted portray'n CATHY GALE in the british series "THE AVENGERS" durin' the 60's...HONOR would also record an album titled "EVERYTHING I'VE GOT" sadly PUSSY GALORE was no more on april 5th
the "COWARD OF THE COUNTY" he was not...with his silvery grey grizzly adams good looks KENNY ROGERS knew how to turn out a tune with his raspy vocals as one of the best sell'n male country crooners of the 70's and the 80's with hits like the black jack addiction anthem "THE GAMBLER" to the kicked to the curb whiner "LUCILLE" and the perfectly pitched vommitous butterfly duet with DOLLY PARTON "ISLANDS IN THE STREAM" KENNY decided to call it quits on march 20th
as MIRANDA HOBBS totally loveable house keeper MAGDA on the smash hit series "SEX AND THE CITY" who famously uttered "it's good for woman to make pies" in her best thick eastern european accent...LYNN COHEN began her career off broadway in the 1970's and most noteably in film durin' the 90's starr'n in "MANHATTAN MURDER MYSTERY" and then as judge Elizabeth Mizener in the NBC drama "LAW AND ORDER" from 1993 -2006 but became an instant fan fav-o-rit when she finally landed the coveted role on the SATC series and both movies that followed...LYNN would pass away quietly on valentines day feb 14th
***☠️BREAK’N NEWZ☠️***
the damn decrepit Reaper hadda invite one more dinner guest to his hweenie party...& of ALL fuck’n days...thanx alot asshole...so long 007
we can all only hope that the sadistic GOP will follow suit on nov 3rd
along with their mentally deranged IMPEACHED FOR LIFE sociopathetik corrupt lie'n bloated orange dusted anal warted sack of self-absorbed senile shit fer brains with the cottage cheese whizzed A-double snakes...so get out and vote em out!
on a total off the wall plausibly plugged sideways note...since the hweenie
season is virtually cancelled this year...why not give a virtual treat to those tricksters in yer neighborhood this hallowed season with a ticket to the hottest virtual global concert of the year starr'n BOY GEORGE & CULTURE CLUB @ THE ROYAL ALBERT HALL...tix on sale fri oct 30th 10 am GMT (that's greenwich mean time fer those crochet'n their pubes try'na figer it out) click here to get yers
happy trick or treat kittens...now GET OFF MY DRESS!
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