Monday, May 10, 2021

BANNED IN THE USA

there has been a long history of persons...places and things that were 
considered a huge NO NO in this country...date'n back to the beginn'n of time...fer instance...
1 million years B.C. (that's before caucasions fer you tiktok'ers since most of you want to exploit almost everything for yer unhinged insane agenda) woman was not allowed to wear any poly blends due to extreme temperatures since feminine hygiene products would not be readily available to the general public fer roughly a million years...instead forced into cover'n their unhinged unmentionables with cheap but functional tyrannosaurus hide...
as not to upstage the true dames of the dessert durin' the divasaurus period!
BUTT...ain't it a shame

by the time the 1920's rolled around...unhinged alcoholics everywhere
were gett'n their knickers in a knot cuz the US government decided to ban the production...distribution and consumption of ALL alcoholic sales known as the BETTY FORD clinical trial era (or "the prohibition period" to all you Alex Trebek twats) that was until the revolt 13 years later in 1933 when all hell broke loose and alcoholics everywhere stumbled and fumbled and were proud to show off their sclerosis of the liver badge

however by 1963 hot to trot president and Marilyn Monroe's afternoon
 delight JFK decided to get in a piss match with the president of Cuba over whether or not Lynn Anderson's "I'VE BEEN EVERYWHERE" hit should'a included Cuba in the lyrics or somethin' like that i think so he decided to impose travel restrictions to his country

in the 1970's baltimore's own filthiest person alive....drag super legend 
DIVINE had not one but 2 of her films banned fer 25 years from movie theaters due it's sexually depraved content (though both were easily available in the 80's once the home video crazy began)

when the 1980's popped up on the map...those heavy metal alcoholic 
that bitch slapped ANY record'n artists with these blasphemous labels that had any kinda questionable lyrics in their music that fortunately only helped catapulted the artist into sell'n a shit load more 8-track tapes...the record industry thanx you TIPPER!

now fast forward to jan 6th 2021 and F-I-N-A-L-L-Y after the insurrectional
attack on the US capitol in DC incited by the former mentally deranged IMPEACHED TWICE FER LIFE sociopathetik sack of vomitous shit has-been joke who ran the country into the ground fer 4 unfortunate years...media giants FACEBOOK and TWITTER continued with their bitch slapped ban fer continue'n his tirade about how the election was suppose to be stolen from PRESIDENT BIDEN cuz he was still collude'n with the Kremlin and try'n to incite more of his baseless bullshit to his dwindle'n light socket lick'n brain dead reTRUMPlicunt dipshitters...
like this gem over the weekend...
who knew JR's new nickname was Medina?
he had originally sent out this text but Baron told his shitbag father everyone will think he's incriminate'n himself BIGLEY!

of course there will be those who scream bloody murder of  "free speech"
bein' trampled on...however those fucktards are the same venereal diseases that think the Duck Dynasty has been around alot longer than the Ming Dynasty...in either case...though i'm all fer free speech...i...along with most of the rational planet with at least one function'n brain cell couldn't be more pleased as punch that the walk'n mentally deranged IMPEACHED FOR LIFE TWICE corrupt coffin never gets back the bullhorn to spew his bullshit!
now GET OFF MY DRESS!

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