get off my dress: PARODY

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Monday, October 12, 2020

let's back it up a bit

Mattress Fever: Desperadoville, Uranus; #2 of 8 pretty lil farm kids from a small minnesota town...raised irish/catholic in the all-american dysfunctional family...why not!... my teenage angst was riddled with confusion...seclusion... and fantastic desperation grow'n up as an alter boy in some brain washed apocalyptic religion that would try to teach me the slings and arrows of an imperfect world thru plagiaristic writings…while i taught myself which base...lip gloss and eyeliner went best with my aura...but i learned a hard lesson in unwanted love when i never got to cash in like all the other lucky fuckers years later... now i'm just an alter'd "boy" from time to time... fer the right dime!... Krystal Kleer (my alter'd ego and saving grace)...was born feb 3rd, 1995 and though she knows more tricks than a rodeo clown...she... like me...listened to Nancy in the 80's when she said "just say no!"... if i wanna get high...i'll add another inch to my heels... i am a naturally born non heterosexual...who keeps an open mind to those struggling with their own "issues"... for i have read most of mine and cancelled my subscription to them a looong time ago...by keep'n my expectations low...and my heels high!

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