BITE ME!

to start...my party ICONIC: REBEL HEARTS was a GIGANTOR success...

we raised a boat load of benjamins fer the LGBT homeless youth @ youthlinkmn.org thanx to ALL those who actively participated into help'n me put this together...you know who you are...(and you know who you aren't) to all those who came...THANK-YOU THANK-YOU THANK-YOU...but it's been nearly 2 weeks fer me now...so i hadn't had time to dedicate a proper column this week...but i did find an interest'n one troll'n around the net late last nite fer somethin' to...ummm...eat...so enjoy...i'll be back with another nail bite'n story that'll blow yer box apart next week!

so to give ya a lil back story of this story...it all started when...

a popular household triangular chip company decided to throw their support behind those non hetero pole smokers and clam diggers...why not?

since the director of what should'a been the most influential film of the year,,,that turned into a flop...did not!

well...some loyal customers decided to voice their opinion...

hmmm...Peter Piper picked the wrong pepper here...

oh Nic...it must be hard to think...with yer balls take'n up so much space

someone's not happy with the menu at the raisin ranch are they?

and you know yer fucked when the religious fucktards gets involved

i think Curt's been drink'n one too many Drano shots...

C-U-NEXT-TIME...just get in yer mini van and drive to the closest cliff

ummm...you get yer chip on sunday moron...don't be a pig!

 hope you enjoyed...now get of my dress!