OBSESSION

the one hit wondrous band from the early mid 1980's...ANIMOTION

sang all about their obsession with one another as it shot to number 6 in the US in 1985

penny loafered hand bag Calvin made both dick weeds and douche hags marinate in his putrid fluff since the 80's

and anyone with a tv tray and a swanson dinner that included a beautifully displayed hot cherry compote fer dessert was C-O-M-P-L-E-T-E-L-Y obsessed with who shot Major Anthony Nelson dur'in the 1980's

of course the only thing that i was obsessed with in the 80's was all about...

the BOY and the QUEEN

(of course...it's calmed down over the years mind you...but nothin' ain't change'n with that anytime soon...so put that in yer FYI files and smoke it!)

but fer a moment in time...this past sunday...somehow i was obsessed...

NO...obsessed is too simple and obtuse of a word to grasp the full concept of my presence that even'n...i couldn't believe the presence of our lil purple paisley one...who chose to sit...all alone...under a cherry moon...oh...and block the Saints when he could...NO NO...

i was POSSESSED like a shark to a bucket of chum...durin' the last 20 seconds of the Vikes vs Saints game...i can't even explain how it all happened...cuz trust me...the only time i'm watch'n a group of guys in tights...sweat'n like a bunch of banshee's on barbiturates...grabb'n fer each others balls...

well...you get the picture kittens!  

but the BIGLIEST...most obsessed O-B-S-E-S-S-I-O-N-I-S-T of all time...

is sadly our unfortunate current piece of pussy grabb'n pigshit runn'n off more at the mouth with his remain'n band of tongue fuck'n basturds...than he is at the office

with thee most revered woman in political history...A-N-D...WINNER of THEE MOST POPULAR VOTES by the people i might add...in our past election...which was more than a year ago!

hmmmm...perhaps Fuckface Von Clownstick outta obsess more about other things like:

i don't know...maybe Puerto Rico...which the Fraudster of Fifth Avenue gave himself a 10 outta 10 fer his administrations response...even though there are still millions without the basic necessities...like electricity and accessories

 or maybe this mentally deranged Adolph Twitler piece of dinosaur dung outta think about help'n the nation out...AS A WHOLE...

and perhaps bein' less of a fucktwat that's obsessed with use'n all his characters on TWITTER every 30 seconds...(which we all know is highly impossible fer this barbequed brutus) while make'n his daily big mac meatloaf offer'n to the porcelain god

to make his pointless point...that just make him sound more like a modern day Nelly cunt ruffle anyways

thankfully there's people like Anna to set the record straight

now get off my dress!