with Lillian Gish and Rudolph Valentino
as the biggest movie stars without have'n to say a word
on jan 29th 1920...a man named Walt Disney gets hired at KC Slide Co...
to begin his artistic endeavors at 40 benjamins a week
on may 16th that same year...the Vatican canonizes Joan of Arc...
as a saint fer all her hard work...
although she was burned at the stake almost 500 years early fer heresy
(some people get too damn touchy sometimes)
(some people get too damn touchy sometimes)
to be mailed to their nana's house...just to save a couple of bucks fer their moonshine
(ummmm...dah!)
(ummmm...dah!)
the National Football League was formed to become one of some of America's fav-o-rit pastimes
just like grannies homemade apple slop suffocate'n in a flaky crust...
flash forward to the year 2014...
these 2 CASPER crusade'n clowns will receive their "sainthood"
babies are now finally send'n their own mail
and NOW...this footballer is make'n waves...no...not cuz he's a tall cup of hot chocolate (and there's no deny'n that...PERIOD!) and a top pick fer the NFL...he just happens to be...oh dear CHER...the horror of it all...come...gather 'round kittens...he's...he's...
HE'S a NON HETEROSEXUAL!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
grabb'n fer balls underneath their buddies meaty thighs...
ummm NO...nutt'n NON HETEROSEXUAL about that...AT ALL!
babies are now finally send'n their own mail
and NOW...this footballer is make'n waves...no...not cuz he's a tall cup of hot chocolate (and there's no deny'n that...PERIOD!) and a top pick fer the NFL...he just happens to be...oh dear CHER...the horror of it all...come...gather 'round kittens...he's...he's...
HE'S a NON HETEROSEXUAL!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
how can this happen?...football is MAN'S MAN sport...i mean...
those tight pants...
those enormous shoulder pads
confine'n the family jewels in underwear with the butt cut out
and topp'n the whole look out with a match'n...protectively manly...sun hat
ummm NO...nutt'n NON HETEROSEXUAL about that...AT ALL!
fer anyone watch'n and think'n football is NOT non heterosexual...
ummm ya...lemme break it down fer ya!
tight end...split end...illegal touch'n...penetrate'n the defense?
want me to go on?...OOOKAY FINE!
ain't gotta tell me twice...sounds like a total verbal top to me
(trust me...i speak from experience)
want me to go on?...OOOKAY FINE!
eligible receiver...hot receiver...open receiver...wide receiver?
and last but most definitely not my least fav-o-rit...fantasy league?
coooome on...definitely a complete submissive pussy boy bottom
(trust me...i speak from experience)
and last but most definitely not my least fav-o-rit...fantasy league?
well that's just a bus stop away from hookerville...just make sure ya got yer prophylactics and enough spermicidal jams and jellies to go around!
i could go on...but i think yea get my drift on the draft...comprende kitten?
so it really does have NOTHIN' to do with the fact that Michael Sam is an open non heterosexual and the one of the top picks fer the NFL...since the non heterosexuals have ALWAYS been there since the game began...
it's not that Micheal's try'na shove anything down yer throat by come'n out...like some might suggest...but imagine yerself in a locker room...
those that condemn Michael or ANYONE...be it in the public eye or in private with family and friends...that come out...do it to educate everyone...that NOT EVERYONE is into the same thing between the sheets...but they can still do the SAME THINGS T-O-G-E-T-H-E-R!
throw'n yer belief system into the mix is a complete asinine waste of time...cuz seriously...those hard core cherry pick'n CASPER crusader's that do...practice'n that religion of eat'n the body and blood of some ghost from yer color'n book every sunday...ummm...yer not really a faithful follower...
ok...time fer me to get off my bedazzled milk crate...now get off my dress!
those that condemn Michael or ANYONE...be it in the public eye or in private with family and friends...that come out...do it to educate everyone...that NOT EVERYONE is into the same thing between the sheets...but they can still do the SAME THINGS T-O-G-E-T-H-E-R!
throw'n yer belief system into the mix is a complete asinine waste of time...cuz seriously...those hard core cherry pick'n CASPER crusader's that do...practice'n that religion of eat'n the body and blood of some ghost from yer color'n book every sunday...ummm...yer not really a faithful follower...
yer more like a vampirilic cannibal if ya wanna break it all down!
it's YER BELIEF YOU CHOSE...you WERE NOT born with it!..you don't want anymore non heterosexuals roam'n the earth play'n in yer "manly man" sports...then the only person you can blame...IS YOU! (that is if yer of the vampirilic cannibal non homosexual nature) cuz they can't be here...
without 2 of you!
ok...time fer me to get off my bedazzled milk crate...now get off my dress!
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