simply know as 2 more fuck'n months of buy'n into a bunch of bullshit market'n must-have's that you always end up regrett'n you wasted yer hard earned benjamins on in the 1st place...just to make a bunch of greedy assholes return it the second you've turned yer back...
all cuz yer still try'na pass of that damn monstrosity of gelatinous breaded hell that's been passed down from generation to generation at every holiglazed meals with yer loved ones...that no sane person has ever bitten into since the 1960's
now...it seems insane that most of us can spend hours on end...
try'n pick out the perfect slutenstein outfit fer hweenie weekend just so you can be the 1st one in line at the free clinic to get a shot of penicillin in yer A double snakes...just cuz of a few regrettable "mistakes" after one too many roofied shots...
or we can stand in some long ass line til the wee hours in the morn'n...just to save 10 benjamins on some electronical device you'll be bored with 10 minutes later
BUTT...
you can't muster up enough energy to drag yer lazy unmotivated dilapidated A double snakes to the vote'n booth...
especially with ALL that has happened since our unfortunately dementedly deranged and absolutely delusional piece of orange pig shit has spewed out since 2016...incite'n utter chaos and give'n rise to such vile brain dead lobotomized aryan deplorable's who've decide to take the law into their own hands
and 11 more in Pittsburgh this past weekend...then their blood is on yer hands...hypathetically speak'n!
at this point...it's pointless to try and convince ANY brain dead...
lobotomized deplorable or ANYONE who tries to defend our unfortunately dementedly deranged and absolutely delusional piece of orange pig shit's actions in ANY sort of way...
no...my plea goes out to all those between 18-34 that are try'na decide...
whether or not to stay home next NOV 6th...cuz you stayed out too late the nite before...doin blow jobs's fer a BLT and a bloody mary's...or in case you've happened to have spawned a couple of puke buckets...just make sure to sit them down...whether they be yer daughters...sons...nephews or nieces...and let'em know it's perfectly OK to let guys just grab 'em by the pussy whenever they feel the urge...
and there is no whine'n when gynecologically challenged pillsbury dough toads tell you what yer gonna do with yer bodies
it's perfectly OK to shoot or be shot at by whomever...as long they're not yer part of yer own pure breed...no teeth necessary...aryan race
that all their speedy gonzales friends belong on the other side of the fence...
and that Ahmad Rashad and those with his skin tone outta quit complain'n and stick to train'n!
though if you happen to have a pulse left in yer body fer humankind...
help the rest of us sane compassionate democracy riddled heathens drown that mother fucker's bullshit policies all the way down board next tuesday...PERIOD!
now get off my dress..and VOTE!
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