still have'n fun

some boys take a beautiful girl...and hiiiiiide her away...

from the rest of the world

but thankfully today's spotlight star is still shine'n bright and still have'n fun after 30 years in the biz!

CYNDI LAUPER burst onto the music scene back in 1980

as the lead singer of the retro rockabilly band BLUE ANGELS

the band became popular thru-out the clubs in the Big Apple until...

they called it quits after play'n their last gig at the infamous Studio 54 club in the fall of '82

originally written and recorded by Robert Hazard in 1979 from a male's perspective...Cyndi reworked the lyrics and dominated the airwaves in '84

with her thrift store style as a solo artist and the release of her all female party anthem...."Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"

off her debut album "She's So Unusual"

the video fer the song was nominated fer 6 awards in 1984

and she won fer "best female video" at the 1st ever Mtv Awards

Cyndi would go on to have a string of hits thru-out the 1980's and beyond

even write'n and sing'n the title theme song fer the 1985 classic teen movie "The Goonies"

she also sang the theme song to the lil kittens saturday show

"Pee Wee's Playhouse"

by 1985...Cyndi lent her vocals...along with a string of other musical talents

 to help raise money fer the famine relief efforts in Africa on the title track song "We Are The World"

that same year...Cyndi would enter the ring of the WWF

as Wendi Richter's manager and win the WWF Women's title

in addition to her musical career...by 1988...Cyndi starred in her 1st movie

as Sylvia Pickel...along side Jeff Goldblum...in the movie "VIBES" and eventually other movie offers would follow

by 1994...Cyndi reworked the lyrics once again to her smash hit...

this time putt'n a rastafarian sound to the music and retitle'n the international hit song  "hey now (girls just wanna have fun)"

Cyndi continued with her act'n career and won an emmy award in 1995

fer outstand'n lead'n actress in a comedy series...as Marianne Lugasso...on the hit series "Mad About You"

among her enormous contributions to the music industry and starr'n roles on the big and the small screen...Cyndi has shown tremendous support towards the LGBT community...especially the homeless LGBT youth with:

"True Colors Fund"

"Give a Damn Campaign"

"Forty to None Project"

Cyndi has performed at many GAY PRIDE events...

include'n become'n the GRAND MARSHALL at many GAY PRIDE parades

Cyndi was also part of the VIVA GLAM campaign...

donate'n 100% of her lipstick sales to the MAC AIDS Fund

and you know you've made it to infamy...

once you've been immortalized in plastic as one of Barbie's best friends 

Cyndi released her 1st book last year simply titled...

"a memoir" which made it to the New York Times best seller list

by 2006...Cyndi made her Broadway debut as Jenny in...

"The Threepenny Opera"...opposite Tony award winner Alan Cumming

Cyndi once again will be headed to back to Broadway this march...

for "KINKY BOOTS" the musical

based on the 2005 cult movie of the same name

music and lyrics written by Grammy award winner Cyndi Lauper...book written by 4 time Tony award winner Harvey Fierstein...and directed/choreographed by Tony award winner Jerry Mitchell

the musical follows Charlie Price inherit'n his dad's shoe factory... 

which is about to go bankrupt...and in order to save the family business...

Charlie gets inspiration when he meets perform'n illusionist ...Lola

in need of some sturdy stiletto's

as Charlie and Lola work together to turn the factory around...

this unlikely pair end up have'n more in common than they thought and find out that when you change yer mind about someone...you can change the world

one of the songs from the show became another dance floor hit fer Cyndi

"Sex is in the Heel"

Cyndi also stars in her own reality show...

"Still So Unusual!" saturday nites on the WE network

which follows her hectic schedule and the constant struggle with the juggle of international fame...rehearsals fer her Broadway debut along with...

 bein' a wife to her actor husband David Thornton and mother to their only child Declyn

from grow'n up in the Queens...

to become'n thee most uniquely unusual queen in the industry today 

whether she's spinn'n out the hits fer the dance floor...

throw'n a party in her own back yard...

or simply ponder'n her next big move

CYNDI LAUPER reigns as the unusual artist one step ahead of her game...

and the ride ain't over fer the girl who's still have'n fun!

now get off my dress!

BSA is full of BS from A's

organized gather'ns never really appealled to me...

unless alotta dead presidents and cocktails were involved...since i am...after all...thee unintentionally internationally unknown perform'n illusionist of my own universe

i was never a fan of try'n to rub 2 sticks together to create a fire...

unless it involved take'n me out to dinner and dance'n first

and i could care less about collect'n badges fer a job well done...

when i'd rather be collect'n notches fer a well done job!

recently...it seems this time honored institution

known simply as the BSA these days

is not very honorable since the beginn'n of it's time

the Boy Scouts of America

or as i'd refer to them as simply...Bull Shitters of certain Assholes

is about as old as aluminum foil...

man made...wrinkled...and barely hold'n itself together anymore

recently...the institution has come under fire for it's long stand'n policy of "no gay's" allowed...but to be fair...they also don't like those fear monger'n atheiests or agnostics either

and as a private faith hater'n club...they can make up their own rules...

as stated by the members of the Supreme supper club

now don't get me wrong...i'm not knock'n the lil kittens

who've been forced into this exclusive religious cult by family members...or those who've wanted to join on their own free will...as a passage from boyhood to...

a confectionary representative

but to say they've never allowed ANY non heterosexuals in their club...

H-E-L-L-O!...it's screams white party weekend in palm springs

mind you...not ALL BSA members are practice'n their G*D Casper give'n non heterosexuality when on a camp out...but neither are the non homosexual kittens...in fact...

outside of their own biological sexual clock tick'n on their own time and give'n themselves self inflicted carpet burns fer take'n Rosie Palmer out on one too many unlubricated dates...they're NOT think'n about sex at all when they signed up

they signed up to hang out with some old friends...make new ones...

an excuse to get outta their drunken parents hair fer the weekend...

learn how to take care of themselves and others in a rainstorm...

with 2 matchsticks...some twine and twig branches...and earn'n coordinate'n patches that match their sashes!

they're not think'n about what to wear to the big bear beer bust on a friday nite...spritz'n on their fav-o-rit chrloryphormic scent behind their ears...or order'n a fresh bottle of poppers to go with their porn

when recite'n the Scout Oath...scouts promise to do their duty to G*D

and to be morally straight

(but they can be immorally unstraight as a wet noodle when no one is watch'n)

with that in mind...let's break down the Scout Law:

trustworthy...loyal...helpful...friendly...courteous and kind:

sounds to me like the make'n of a BFF...who knows how to shop fer deals...and would gladly give up their seat at happy hour...fer yer number

obedient...cheerful...thrifty...brave...clean and reverent:

sounds to me like the make'n of a submissively happy decorator...who can get rid of tough stains with total respect

x-cuse me if i'm wrong...but don't it sound like this has the write'n of a mo'?

further more...as a tax exempt private organization...ain't you NOT ALLOWED to discriminate on the basis of someone's sexual orientation?

in short: these anal warts believe in a mind controlled indoctri-nation...

and they like it doggy style

so it's no surpirse a handful of these religious anal warts

are gett'n their panties in a bunch...just cuz they were always picked last durin' dodge ball

why is it these religiolus republicant's (the huge magority of finger pointers)

constantly turn just about every arguement...a means to stop further progression on anything (when concern'n non heterosexuals..whether it be child or adult) into a sexual smorgasbord of deviant behavior...instead of give'n them the same thought and consideration to any issue...as they would be it about a non homosexual issue?

is it because they never got to 2nd base at the sock hop?...

or cuz they never got invited to "inspiration point" after the drive-in cuz Betty Sue had to "wash her hair"?

or perhaps it's cuz they're a rage'n closeted pole puffer who simply can't get it up...and are tired of have'n to spend their hard earned bigotry bucks to get someone to show any emotion towards them..period!

whatever the case may be...it's time to get on the bus Gus!

cuz the rest of US are move'n on!

when asked at the super bowl pre-game whether the ban on non homosexuals in the  BSA should be lifted...

the PRESIDENT of the US simply said "YES"

totally open non homosexual eagle scout hottie Zach Wahls...

raised by 2 lezzy bordens...

recently spoke so eloquently with this loud mouthed crypt keeper...AND

poster child fer anal retentive suppositories...and prez of the ethics and public policy center...Edward Whelan

(also known as the Sexually Terminal Dipshitters or S.T.D club)

had his A double snakes served to him on a platter with a nice chianti and some fava beans

major corportations like the Merck Foundation...UPS...Levi Straus...CVS Pharmacy...Medtronics Inc...Intel...a handful of United Ways are among the many that have pulled their support to a die'n breed of greed...that is not an ALL inclusive organization

even tv's lovable talkshow host...and JCP spokemodel

threw in her 2 cents of this non sense issue

antiques...ancient artifacts...and oil paint'ns by DaVinci and Van Gogh

deserve to be preserved

private organizations point'n fingers that want public fund'n...DO NOT!



these discriminatory organizations are like prostitioners...

and eventually will be busted!

i recall another discriminatory organization that wanted certain members...

and it didn't end to well fer them...did it?

get with the program BSA...time to put the stitches into yer bitches...
and get off my dress!

a different light

if you can build a bridge over troubled waters…then faith is a feel’n

somethin’ George Michael once said “cuz ya gotta have”

so whether you believe in the here after

or where do you go after here?

there's one thing to never forget...don’t stop believe’n…

hold on to that f-e-e-e-lay-e-in’

today i’ll be talk’n to a MN native about her new book

 “A NEW IDENTITY: Transformed by Truth”…by 1^st time author Phoebe Cruise

welcome Phoebe…thanx for take'n the time to talk about yer book

so this is yer very 1^st book you've gotten published…and as a published writer myself…i know how very excite’n that it is to see yer thoughts and words in print…how long did it take fer you to come up with the idea of yer book and put pen to paper…or in this day and age…concept to keyboard? and what were some of the obstacles (if any) that you encountered along the way?

What i remember is that i had a prompting to put my miracles down on paper so i wouldn't forget all God has done for me. These miracles were explainable so i know it didn't happen by chance. the only obstacle along the way was the prejudice. people have a hard time believing in the supernatural.

libraries and bookstores and the informational highways are over flow'n with books that tell stories of personal triumphs or tragedies…enlightenments to inspirations…both fiction and non fiction…

can you tell us a brief summary what the reader can expect when they read yer book?

Everyone experiences miracles daily but we soon forget right after it happens. i didn't want to forget the miracles so i recorded them along the way. These miracles have changed my life for the better. Anyone who reads this book experiences a transformed life.

there is a smorgasbord of religions out there...

 

that try and convey their message as enlightenment and inspiration to others

though some practitioners from certain religions don’t always practice what they preach

and others go a little over board

what sort of message are you try’n to convey to yer readers with yer book?

My book is all about exposing the religious leaders who only preach for personal gain. I've had a lot of issues with leaders from the church and I wanted to expose the lie and bring forth the truth. The message I want to convey is that each person is loved and cared for by God and God is all about unconditional love, but what is being preached at the pulpit is how God only loves with conditions.

you...like me…grew up in an irish/catholic family and went to mass on sundays but i grew out of the “ritual” durin’ my teenage years as an alter boy in 1984…

when i showed a picture of Boy George to the priest from my church…

and he said that "G*D DID NOT want me to “idolize” the likes of this person"

and that is a direct quote...apparently…he had his number on speed dial that day or somethin'

when do you first remember that you felt a call’n to a higher power?...and have their been any struggles accept’n what yer faith has told you?

I felt a higher calling to expose what church leaders are doing in the name of God. 

What they do and what they represent...look more like terrorism filled with judgement and hate.

I want everyone to know that there are extreme people who do more harm than good in the name of God. If it looks like hate or judgement, it isn't coming from God! The only struggles I have are the ignorant pastors who do not have the heart of God.

This book was written for people who are thinking of committing suicide. I wrote this book to inspire people and to give them hope in a hopeless situation. Each person was designed by God and each person is loved by God. What is coming from the church sounds very different.  A couple of my friend's daughter committed suicide because of bullying. This really breaks my heart because i've seen what it did to my daughter first hand at school. I would do anything to help people who are being bullied and want to give hope because there is more to life than just the rainbow. I hope God's message in my book will touch your life like no other. Peace and love, Peobe

now comes the fav-o-rit part of the interview that i like to call...

“can we talk about ME fer a change?”

basically what happens here is…i’ll take off my Barbara Walters blouse fer a minute and sit in the hot seat fer a moment and give you a chance to ask me A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G under the rainbow…well except about rainbows…(that’s just being lazy) that you've always wanted to know…but were too afraid to ask?

ok then...what do you believe in?

well...like that tired old Whiney Houston song goes...

"i believe the children are our future...teach them well and let them lead the way"

i believe in keep'n yer expectations low...and yer heels high

and i believe...we've run outta time!

i wanna thank the inspirationally talented Phoebe Cruise and wish her much success on her book

“A NEW IDENTITY: Transformed by Truth”

If you would like to purchase a copy of “A NEW IDENTITY: Transformed by Truth”…please visit

Barnes and Noble:  http://www.barnesandnoble.com/c/phoebe-cruise

Amazon: "A New Identity: Transformed by Truth"

You can also find Phoebe Cruise @

Blog spot: http://phoebecruise.blogspot.com/
Facebook: https://de-de.facebook.com/phoebe.cruise.7
Twitter: https://twitter.com/CruisePhoebe

so give yer eyes a good work-out and get off my dress!