convert'n the pervert'n

there were many great introductions to come outta Indiana...

Abe the bearded babe introduced the emancipation of aunt Jemima so she no longer hadda flip flapsjacks fer anyone but her own family fer a change

Mr. Letterman introduced our insomniatic attacks to top 10 lists and stupid pet tricks

Mr. Jones i presume

lil Jonnie Cougar introduced us to "little pink houses...for you and me"

and now thanx to Governor Mike Pence who signed into law the
 "religious restoration freedom act"...

all those CASPER crusader'n town folk can breath a sigh of relief in their deeply held religious briefs

well...big wigs at major corporations like Salesforce...PayPal...Angies List and Apple condemned the new law and some even decided to pull their...

piggy banks and skedaddle outta town...even their next door neighbor a short 14 hour drive away...decided to close up shop

but praise all those who follow that delusional entity in that puffy palace...

up above...on every single word that was handed down unto them...like these inbred simpletons who no longer have to feel forced into hide'n their biblical backwash and loose their dignity along with their livelihood...all cuz some diesel dyke or muscle mary...that was perhaps "think'n" about join'n together in some unholy matrimony...and ruin'n ava marie ferever...by force'n 'em to their knees...

and serve'n the much requested pizza party at their very undelusional entity like union...fer all their unrepentant ring pirates and pole puff'n guests 

well kittens...the flood gates of hate opened up wide after their admission and Lucifer's followers followed up with such anger and contempt towards...

THEM...that they were forced to close...T-E-M-P-O-R-A-R-I-L-Y

so they could contact CASPER direct and find a way to regroup...reopen...and rejoice

well i'm here ta tell ya kittens...CASPER was in a 3 way...call with mother nature's kids that nite...but low and behold on bended knees...his kid B-GEE-UZ was available and answered their prayers in the tune of over $800g's

now...i'm sorry fer all the dilapidated homeless shelters...cancer patients...refugee's in 3rd world war torn countries and all the unwanted orphans...but come'on man...this is the best fuck'n misinterpreted PIZZA on the planet my delusional daddy built...and they deserve all the help they can get!

with all the backlash the state has received with this new law...there was somethin' that had to be done pronto...to help restore the family...the faith

and the freedom to serve who they choose...and now...thanx to the Chamber of Commerce's quick think'n to help boost Indiana's exclusiveness...their all new no-homo promo ad clears up any illusion of confusion...by say'n bigotry is beautiful and hate is best served with a side of deeply held religious gravy poured over yer repentant potatoes

hmmm...this is the best money maker since etsy or ebay and i ain't gotta lift a finger...just pout about how the bible comic book tells me so...then watch

the benjamins flow like Moses part'n the red sea his flea bitten scalp... or at least that's what this Cooter crusader in Michigan thinks will happen fer him

of course it wouldn't take long fer him to cry to his believers zombie zealots about alleged death threats...with a good ol' fashioned "gun's/G*D/and let our religious freedom ring yer neck beer bbq"

though some good has come outta all this insanity from the new law....

signed in Indiana...as this smart tart purchased the domains of 6 republicants and republicunts that signed thier deeply held hidden agenda into law...

www.daledevon.com 

www.donlehe.com

www.donnaschaibley.com

www.douglasgutwein.com

www.kathykreagrichardson.com 

www.martincarbaugh.com

 as a sorta learn'n tool to educate them and their fucked flock of brain dead bible beater eaters comic book crack-heads

after all was said and done though...there was a slight tweek in the law...

unfortunately...the governor's approval rate'n is bein' sacrificed to the porcelain gods now

but seriously kittens...with states try'n to pass laws like these in 2015...

though they may not believe in behead'n or burn'n or blow'n themselves up...how are they NOT any different that ISIS?

these archaic laws will not last...the new generation is on the rise and has a completely different view on humanity...these elected bought and paid fer "politicians" are only concerned about their here and now...not about the future that they obviously want no part of...we can ALL change at some point in our life and evolve without stepp'n on each others life in general...

the past shouldn't haunt the future...unless yer future is in the past!

now get off my dress!

come on...all ye faith full of shit!

ahhh...the snowflakes a flutter...like fireflies at nite...

as santa's 8 reindeer get ready fer their flight

but just cuz it's the holiglazed season...

is that a reason...for religious treason?

apparently so!

example #1

unpasteurized priest prick and New Zealand nutcase LOGAN ROBERTSON...recently spread his joyous words of wisdom faithlessness...instead of his presumably meaty thighs...

cuz of author JIM MARJORAM...who was promote'n his book about his life as a non heterosexual AND (the horror of it all) a C-H-R-I-S-T-I-A-N...

ROBERTSON...who enjoys sunday drives in his fully fucktional Mazda cherry picker...of course does not believe in kill'n as a christian...but totally stands behind them off'n themselves...instead though...he thinks it's the governments job to drop the ax on all the non heterosexuals sodomize'n one another

hmmm...believes in kill'n...BUT... doesn't wanna commit the act...huh!

ummm...didn't someone else already pull that off ?

at least JIM found a shred of decency in his blasphemous soul...

to thank LOGAN for the free publicity fer his book...if ya wanna read about this perversion of unnatural nature (insert obvious laugh here)...click here to order JIM's book

example #2

though he could be mistaken as Matthew Fox's doppelgagger...don't be fooled by this bigoted bearded bible beater eater...(it's a mouthful i know...and by the size of his schnozzer...HELLO FELLOW!)...now where was i?...oh yea...STEVEN ANDERSON...the parasitic pastor from Faithfull-of-shit Worst Baptist Church in Arizona...spoke how we...as a whole...can stop a deadly disease from spread'n just in time fer Christmas and save billions...since CASPER's comic book had the cure fer the AIDS crisis all along...though it's would only be 90% effective...

like example #1 fucktard...ANDERSON...the blessed christian coward that he is...doesn't believe in commit'n the actual act of execution...that's the governments job...but he'd love to sit around his christmas tree...eat'n his shrimp scampi...wrapped in his illegal poly blends...while beat'n off to many of the passages from Leviticus to the Corinthians

example #3

 MICHIGAN...you deserve such a huge A+ fer give'n us...

 an amaze'n activist...an amaze'n actress and an amaze'n artist

unfortunately...you will get a well deserved F.U. fer lett'n the house of representatives reprehensibles pass the RELIGIOUS FREEDOM RESTORATION ACT...R.F.R.A...(otherwise known more commonly to non denominational level headed kittens as Retardeligious Fucktarded Rectilydysfunctional Act)...basically it's a blatant law to discriminate against ANYONE who doesn't play "connect the dots to yer like'n" in CASPER's color'n book

now granted...it hasn't been signed into law by governor SNYDER...yet...but trust me...if this bill passes...i know the masses will not be sitt'n on their asses...cuz it won't just be hurt'n the homo's

example #4

the Irish Catholic Church (or any fer that matter)

really?...ummm it's 2014...A.D...not B.C...get with the program

and seriously?...enough with the pony show comparisons...when yer baloney has it's fair share of 1st names in court

hmmmm...pardon the pun...but ain't you got that ass backwards?

from G*D CASPER...our yer heavenly father invented delusional entity
the blessed angels came...
(just not in the eye...it burns like a mofo)
and unto certain shepherds
(cuz ya never know who yer gonna get on GRINDR)
brought tide'ns of the same
(frankincense...myrrh and gold...condoms...lube and poppers)

whatever you believe in this holiglazed season...have a merry MARY one...

and get off my dress!