remember wait'n anxiously all year long fer that classic Frank Baum flick
to air on tv after the new year about that whiny ass teenager in the checkered pale blue pinafore dress who got swept away by mother natures fury one late lazy summer afternoon to some acid induced alternate reality world and kills the 1st person she meets then decides to team up with 3 not so closeted queer bates
just to kill again and lets be real here...you know if they had invented hard core machinery like the M63 way back then
she'da also obliterated all those damn sexually starved miniature chauvinists tugg'n at her basement curtains
of course the M63 was finally popularized thanx to movies like SAVE'N RYAN'S PRIVATES
BUTT wait...
in addition...no one has had more number 1's than the THE QUEEN OF THE DANCE FLOOR herself!
and with the world premiere of the highly anticipated MADAME X tour come'n to PARAMOUNT+ on fri oct 8th
she's been a virgin
she's even seen an industry enhanced surgeon
from her humble begin's
she's made us move
she's even has gotten us into the groove
she's justified her love
she's lived for her love
she's even transformed into many...a dove
she's made her many statements
she's paid with many of her payments
she's even had to destroy some of her agents
from strike'n a pose
to take'n off her clothes
she's pushed the button like no one knows
from dress'n you up
to dress'n herself down
she's never been afraid to be the class clown
from a spicy spanish sauce
to a gawjuss beautiful stranger
she's never shied away from political danger
as a deadly sex kitten
she's opened yer hungry heart
she's even been known to tear it apart
there's no one in this century OR THE NEXT that will ever compare to that
now GET OFF MY DRESS!
