every now and then?...even though sometimes it's a waste of time to try and keep yer composure when you just wanna break loose like a christmas goose
though i'm pretty sure a good time should not consist of gett'n pissed off like a pussy...
or on fer that matter...well unless that's yer thing
i'm not gonna name names…cuz this could've applied to any one of us
really that have experienced situations of despair/regret/sadness/loath'n to any addiction of a family member…a friend…an x (not in any particular order) due to some sorta physical....emotional....mental...substance abuse or plain fuck'n laziness reason'n
i know there were plenty of times i thought i had control of my 21+ beverage of choice…and had made numerous bad decisions…that luckily…suffered no casualties to anyone except my own stupidity one nite
years back (yes this is my ACTUAL mug shot taken by a professionally trained correctional facility photographer...and i have to admit...though it got my ALOTTA "afternoon delights" in the middle of the nite) i'd much rather have my photographs taken in a studio with maximum light'n at my disposal when warrented (trust me...florescent light'n rarely is yer friend no matter who you are)
one day i woke up and made the decision to learn from my mistakes...
and change any and ALL future outcomes of said nite
from turn'n into a massive mistake i would never be able to live down
i never considered myself dependant of any harmful "crutch"
though i have to admit...Madonna & Boy have set me back a few thousand coins over the years...and worth every ramen noodle nite i hadda suffer from time to time
the only one that's ever really gett'n hurt here is my piggy bank...
but i'm learn'n to deal with that one step at a time!
i've always been a social drinker…
though there have been times in the past…that i knew i was bein' a bit TOO social at times...but in my own defense...I AM IRISH...i get a pass
so let it go!
i rarely have stock of any alcoholic beverages in my humble shitbox...
x-cept when entertain'n guests…and all that is not gone by parties end…is given away as a part'n gift by choice cuz i know i have an addictive personality as it is
i've see how a handful of out-of-control people in general can get…
and fer the most part...are just out to have a good time themselves...i try not a to be a finger pointer cuz i'm a pretty easy goin guy in general
BUTT…(H-E-L-L-O d-i-n-n-e-r)
recently...i unfortunately had front row seats to a social butterfly...
who i've known fer a while now...go from a fun party person…
to a complete parody…when they mistook my sleep'n bed...
as their own personal flower bed and decided to water the garden the back of my smurf pj's at 5 am one morn'n
now...it all depends on how you wanna look at the situation...
some might say...well incontinence is just a temporary inconvenience...but fuck it!...this was MY fantasy land that ended with NO happy ferry tail in the end...if you wanted to cum...then you should'a at least come prepared
much like an unplanned pregnancy...i just want this to all go away...
but unfortunately...a coat hanger will not cure this STEAMY situation...so now i'm stuck with that homemade work of incontinence on my sealy posture peedy to remind me i should'a just listened to Nancy in the 80's and said "JUST SAY NO!"
UGGGGGGGGGGGGH!...now get off my dress!
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