Monday, August 3, 2020

share'n ain’t KAREN!

who out there remembers when the airwaves were completely overloaded
by the soft spoken chantuese style'ns of KAREN from the sensational supergrouped siblins' of the 70's known simply as "THE CARPENTERS"? if not i suggest you get off yer tiktok ass and youtube that shit...learn some damn history you lobotomized irreplaceable kitten!
or literally shit yer shorts by the 3 made-for-tv shorts from the "TRILOGY OF TERROR" portrayed by eccentric offbeat actress KAREN BLACK who played in all 3 shorts?
and of course who didn't piss in their palazzo pants when everyone's fav-o-rit self-centered-socially-lit-pill-popp'n-booze-guzzle'n-one-liner antics on that homo hit show "WILL & GRACE" by burnette beauty KAREN WALKER

although...there are certain people on this planet that have caused a very
 peculiarly plausible planetary parade of praise that they've wholeheartedly earned by only need'n to use just one name to get the attention of the masses sitt'n on their asses...fer instance...the queen of all peel off's in the 70's who's gonna be the last thing stand'n when they finally drop the bomb (besides the cockroaches)
the queen of reinvention who turned underwear into outerwear...cause'n masingil stock to go thru the roof ever since the 80's
and of course who can ferget the queen of multiple personalities earn'n herself an emmy award fer her protrayal based on the 16 personalities inside the mind of  Shirley Ardell Mason in 1976
BUTT of course...

everyone out there nowadays with a bad bottle job and an attitude to go
along with their ax wield'n homicidal maniacness that they feel blatantly compelled to grind against any non imported aryan invader and/or forced into wear'n the lastest fashion trend in communicable disease prevention...wanna take it upon themselves to whip out their ouija board...
and desperately summon the spirits of pop icon ANDY WARHOL to get their blister'n poisonous 15 minute moment in the spotlight...unfortunately christened as the crotchety "KARENS" of the cuntry
from the central park dog strangler "KAREN"
to knewly crowned Trader Joe's Miss Tantrum 2020 "KAREN"
to Target's very own rolex wear'n wreck'n ball QAnon "KAREN"
and every other cantankerous cunty "KAREN" inbetween who personally just needs to be fitted in the latest fashionable formal wear fer fucktwats

so listen up all you "KARENS" out there that are feel'n so inclined to whine
or any future “KARENS” wait’n in the wings fer their spotlight dance...doctors and dentists have been wear'n them fer hours on end on a daily basis fer centuries without issues...so stop with yer blister’n bullshit you caustic cuntruffles...why not just be a chill JILL and
GET OFF MY DRESS!

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