Monday, September 21, 2020

RUTHFUL!

picture it kittens...fer 5 years between 1968 thru 1973...comedic genius
RUTH BUZZI played many comical characters on ROHAN and MARTIN'S hit comedy series "LAUGH-IN" but will ferever be famously remembered by most as the dowdy pouty spinster GLADYS ORMPHBY

by 1989...though we never got to actually get a sneeky peek of what Miss
RUTH ROBELINE actually looked like...it's didn't stop DOLLY PARTON's character TRUVY from try’n and pry'n the latest gossip about one Miss Robeline outta small town divorcee DARRYL HANNAH's character ANNELLE who may or may not have been married to someone who might have been a dangerous criminal in thee most memorably quoted tear jerker of the decade "STEEL MAGNOLIAS"

in the year 2003...everyone's fav-o-rit method actor TOM WILKINSON...
played dual roles as small town blue collar bible beat'n truck drive'n factory worker Roy Applewood in the critically acclaimed HBO movie "NORMAL" who'd been hide'n a secret from his family and congregation fer years until a fickle lil faint spell at his 25th wedd'n anniversary to his lovely wife Irma Applewood...played by the incomparably impeccably talented JESSICA LANGE... 
which lead Roy to finally admitted to himself and to everyone around him that he was born in the wrong body and like a cocooned caterpillar...slowly transitioned and transformed into the boisterous butterfly RUTH APPLEWOOD...turn’n the tables on her family fer the toughest love and acceptance...completely confuse'n her colostomically bitter father who was left shitt'n in his shorts by movies end wonder'n whatever happened to the son he thought he had...just a lil FYI without give’n you TMI...keep a box of kleenex near by (you have been warned)

and how could you not fall in love with 2017's potty mouthed trailer parker
RUTH LANGMORE portrayed by american actress JULIA GARNER on the hit NETFLIX dark drama series "OZARK" about a fucked up family and the mexican cartel...why not!
who was recently tossed around by the QUEEN herself to portray her magesty in her yet unfinished untitled bio flick about her extrodinary astronomical life and i fer one think it's a puuurfucktional fit!

the planet of course mourns thee most famous bad ass SUPREME RUTH
of them all...as we had to say goodbye to the biggest  rockstar and greatest equalizer of the US SUPREME COURT...everyone's fav-o-rit tough as nails sweetheart...RUTH BADER GINSBURG...after she had succombed unfortunately to her bout with pancreatic cancer on fri sept 18th

there's so much i could say about this extraordinary woman...that i don't
have the slightest clue where i would even begin...but fer those unaware of her upbring'n and background...best turn on the stove...heat up a container of yer fav-o-rit jambalaya flavored jiffy pop and kick back to learn a lil herstory about thee most tenaciously influential and revered cultural icon of the US Superme Court in the spectacular biographical "RBG"
who's last die'n wish was to NOT vote on her replacement until BIDEN gets elected and that mentally deranged IMPEACHED FOR LIFE corrupt lie’n sociopathetik sack of orange anal warts is sipp'n sangria from his colostomy bag behind bars

so lets honor this honorable lady and cause the BIGGEST blue wave 
that this country has ever bare witness to this novem and remember...PUHLEEZ...
 GET OFF MY DRESS!

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