RUTHFUL!

picture it kittens...fer 5 years between 1968 thru 1973...comedic genius

RUTH BUZZI played many comical characters on ROHAN and MARTIN'S hit comedy series "LAUGH-IN" but will ferever be famously remembered by most as the dowdy pouty spinster GLADYS ORMPHBY

by 1989...though we never got to actually get a sneeky peek of what Miss

RUTH ROBELINE actually looked like...it's didn't stop DOLLY PARTON's character TRUVY from try’n and pry'n the latest gossip about one Miss Robeline outta small town divorcee DARRYL HANNAH's character ANNELLE who may or may not have been married to someone who might have been a dangerous criminal in thee most memorably quoted tear jerker of the decade "STEEL MAGNOLIAS"

in the year 2003...everyone's fav-o-rit method actor TOM WILKINSON...

played dual roles as small town blue collar bible beat'n truck drive'n factory worker Roy Applewood in the critically acclaimed HBO movie "NORMAL" who'd been hide'n a secret from his family and congregation fer years until a fickle lil faint spell at his 25th wedd'n anniversary to his lovely wife Irma Applewood...played by the incomparably impeccably talented JESSICA LANGE... 

which lead Roy to finally admitted to himself and to everyone around him that he was born in the wrong body and like a cocooned caterpillar...slowly transitioned and transformed into the boisterous butterfly RUTH APPLEWOOD...turn’n the tables on her family fer the toughest love and acceptance...completely confuse'n her colostomically bitter father who was left shitt'n in his shorts by movies end wonder'n whatever happened to the son he thought he had...just a lil FYI without give’n you TMI...keep a box of kleenex near by (you have been warned)

and how could you not fall in love with 2017's potty mouthed trailer parker

RUTH LANGMORE portrayed by american actress JULIA GARNER on the hit NETFLIX dark drama series "OZARK" about a fucked up family and the mexican cartel...why not!

who was recently tossed around by the QUEEN herself to portray her magesty in her yet unfinished untitled bio flick about her extrodinary astronomical life and i fer one think it's a puuurfucktional fit!

the planet of course mourns thee most famous bad ass SUPREME RUTH

of them all...as we had to say goodbye to the biggest  rockstar and greatest equalizer of the US SUPREME COURT...everyone's fav-o-rit tough as nails sweetheart...RUTH BADER GINSBURG...after she had succombed unfortunately to her bout with pancreatic cancer on fri sept 18th

there's so much i could say about this extraordinary woman...that i don't

have the slightest clue where i would even begin...but fer those unaware of her upbring'n and background...best turn on the stove...heat up a container of yer fav-o-rit jambalaya flavored jiffy pop and kick back to learn a lil herstory about thee most tenaciously influential and revered cultural icon of the US Superme Court in the spectacular biographical "RBG"

who's last die'n wish was to NOT vote on her replacement until BIDEN gets elected and that mentally deranged IMPEACHED FOR LIFE corrupt lie’n sociopathetik sack of orange anal warts is sipp'n sangria from his colostomy bag behind bars

so lets honor this honorable lady and cause the BIGGEST blue wave 

that this country has ever bare witness to this novem and remember...PUHLEEZ...

 GET OFF MY DRESS!

SOLITAIRE AFFAIRS

everyone needs a fierce super hero to help save them from these awfully

tiresome and dreadfully annoy'n pandemic damnpanic times (though i'm sure if Anne Frank were still among us...she'd simply hollar in her softly somber voice "HEY...DON'T BITCH!") which is true...so all those holier than though protest'n privileged anal warts just need to get a grip...grab a bottle...hunker down and just imagine that the COVID are NAZI'S...and YOU ARE ANNE FUCK'N FRANK!

(to clear-up any confusion...i ain't referr'n to Anne actually fuck'n a Frank)

 in either case...mine came to me in the form of some bleached blonde...

ogilvy'd home permed...foul mouthed...trailer parker last week named RUTH LANGMORE who executed her southern drawl perfectly by the lovely JULIA GARNER...from the ever popular dark drama series OZARK on Netflix

starr'n JASON BATEMAN as the hot-to-trot-wheel'n-deal'n-fuck-me-gently-with-a-chainsaw daddy-o MARTY BYRDE

and his equally financially invested wife WENDY BYRDE played by the incomparably talented & gorgeous LAURA LINNEY  

included amongst the cast is the diabolically divorced lipsticked lezbitronic VIP to the mexican cartel...HELEN PIERCE...played by the deviously delicious JANET MCTEER

the ONLY thing i can really complain about with this unfuckingbelievably

MUST SEE drama series on Netflix is...it's damn snoreville opener!

i mean...i don't expect a "come and knock on our door" jingle...

nor some "fish don't fry in the kitchen...beans don't burn on the grill" diddy...

or even a "J...J..J...is for Julie...U...U...U are unique"...i'm just say'n...you can loose yer brain dead audiences attention within 30 seconds (statisticlickers like me say)

may i suggest...at the very least...throw in an almost inappropriate flash pic of JASON water'n his hose (it's a thought you might wanna mention at the next season 4 meet'n with yer graphic arts department) either case kittens...this is a MUST NOT MISS series!

BUTT...that ain't all that's got my attention durin' lock-down

everyone's fav-o-rit BOY is finally back with his rasta infused ear candy

"THIS IS WHAT I DUB vol 1" (download yer copy today)

dropp'n his 1st hit with the hauntingly somber "CLOUDS"

followed by the perfect relaxed mood stabilizer fer the times in "ISOLATION"

and his latest rasta pasta kaleidoscopic infused jam "STAR DUB" feature'n LINTON KWESI JOHNSON

and just cuz i absofuckinglutely love the melodramatics of  "FRANTIC" with many other surprise guest appearances...

like the suprise duet with the ever emotionally charged irish songstress SINEAD O'CONNOR

of course...don't you hate when this happens to MEEEEEEEEEEEE?

so the other day...as i was alphabetize'n my emotional breakdowns...and pick'n a fight with my less than desirable personalities try'na tell me that culottes were no longer the craze they once were...i happened to get a chime notification from FB...inform'n me of an urgent video i needed to watch...and UGH!...turns out...it was just about the BLUE ANGEL sky birds fly'n over the skies of the Big Apple...Jersey and Philly...in honor of the many health care workers...work'n themselves to death (literally)

in short...ANOTHER devious distraction from that mentally deranged sociopathetik anal wart fer his brain dead lobotomized gimps

P-U-H-L-E-E-Z people...if you really wanna see some BLUE ANGELS...

talk to CYNDI LAUPER about reform'n her kick ass rockabilly band...i'm sure she'd be more than happy to do it fer some worthwhile charity

normally i try my damnedest to just ignore the comments from all those 

bleach chugg'n window lick'n non compliant social distance'n fucktwats...praise'n the distractional gesture as is it were some sorta 2nd come'n of CASPER's kid...though after read'n one too many "CASPER bless 'murica...and CASPER bless our disinfectant dipshit doin what's right...those workers deserve this spectacular spectacle" (i'm paraphase'n em out so don't come fer me kittens)

well...i just could no longer contain myself...i hadda jump in!

these brave soldiers of the health care industry DO NOT give 2 shits

nor do they deserve to be played as pawns in some sick and twistedly demented political ad fer the upcome'n election...i tried feel'n the power of TAMMY FAYE to reason with this cloroxed congregation but i just didn't have it in me so i merely responded "the fuck they deserve this you brain dead dipshit! they deserve equipment and they deserve the pay that they are waste'n while they fly over just to boost the mentally deranged bloated anal warts cottage cheesed ass!" a complete waste of roughly $60,000 benjamin's...& of course i copied and pasted my response to the next 14 bleached basturds i happen to come across there after

well apparently a handful were not too damn happy with my response  

& decided to report me to the FB secret service agents...where i wasn't even give'n a jury to defend my substantiated actions...instead...

i was give'n a 30 day sentence!

30 DAYS???

i really don't know what i'll be like once i've been released...seriously...

cuz it's only been under a week so far & i'm already goin batshit cray cray fer not bein' able to inject my opinions or like another useless post or send regurgitated birthday wishes to friends i never here from...but i'm sure as shit...it ain’t gonna be pretty!

so fer anyone try'na contact me thru messenger or expect'n a response

from me before may 28th...don't hold yer breath...just GET OFF MY DRESS!