have a damn good reason to be glad this fuck'n year is finally come'n to an unfortunate covid car crash end after the holiblazed season'n we've hadda suffer thru practically this entire 2020...however...where or where shall i begin kittens?
i suppose i might as well start with all the bad shit that's take'n place this
dreaded year...start'n with the sicke'n tactics by 1 MPLS officer and his 3 co-conspirators that sparked off a domino effect of riots thru-out the planet for months that called for police reform and focused on the unjust kill'n of a black man over $20...
from loose'n GINSBURG...to the GAMBLER...to the GRRREATEST BLACK PANTHER on earth...
nothing hit home more fer us evil gen X'ers and galactic geek-a-zoids around the unisver than the untimely pass'n of the originally beloved Dark Lord and his most trust worthy bounty hunter...
unfortunately the party was truly over on xmas day fer this monster
(regardless of yer feel'n towards MICHAEL...he was the face of the 90's NY club kid scene)
entertain'n the masses on their gin soaked asses ain't easy...every queen on the planet did what they could via the internet to keep their fans spirits and virtual tips afloat...however...you've been doin these shitty shows since march laydee’s...if i gotta sit thru another fuck'n online performance by some broke ass queen spend'n 30 minutes say'n "HI" to every desperado enter'n the room after (insert every performer here) spent 25 minutes stare'n at their screen like some meth riddled muskrat try'n to figer if they're live or not to only spend roughly 5 minutes on their actual show...trust me...you have been convicted of assholism!
(they know exactly whoever they are)
the fact that i lost my job...my mind and my dignity (ONCE AGAIN) along with my dreaded 40's...this year can't get over soon enough (to be honest really...it wasn't all that bad flipp'n the BIG 5-0...i did finally wash my hands free of ALL my X habits)
after ALL that...don't even get me started on that barely there $600 worth of pathetic table scraps that congress will barely "give us" in a timely manner that the mentally deranged IMPEACHED FOR LIFE corrupt lie'n sociopathetik anal warted sack of pustule shit...
couldnt give 2 shits about sign'n off in a timely manner fer the nearly 14 million kittens in limbo or on life support...even with bombs explode'n on his watch durin' these already pandammic pandilema times...all cuz it interfered with his swing game
that $600 is basically just a bad Sally Struthers infomercial with Sarah McLachlan music echo'n forlornly in the background at this point...period!
and on top of that...we must'nt ferget the criminal abuse of hand'n out free passes to known criminals
from the biggest mentally deranged IMPEACHED FOR LIFE corrupt lie'n sociopathetik sack of criminal pigshit in the history of the presidency!
while xanax was give'n out like trail mix to half the country that decided to shower with their shock collar on high over the election results...
and bank tellers everywhere were popp'n prozac like peppermint patties on high alert everytime a customer came to their window with the current mask policy in place
BUTT...it wasn't all that bad...
those lucky enough to cling on to their paycheck and work from home got to relax in their fav-o-rit Mrs Roper ensemble that they've been die'n to show off at their next zoom meet'n
i'm one step closer to a new set of wheels and can't wait to go bat shit crazy by over charge'n my AARP card to get my much earned and appreciated 10% off at the many fine diabetic drive-thru dinners thru-out the tri state area
i also decided to study about a part of the planet that i've never knew i was HUNGARY for...until now!
of course there'll be a plethora of recycled crap to get from half of the lobotomized light socket lickers around the country to keep wood stoves around the planet in business til spring
and DOLCE & GABBANA teamed up with the hilarious Mrs Griffin to unveil their latest "must have" accessory from their winter collection (fuck the Birkin) everyone will be scream'n to show off their spank'n new KATHY clutch bag...
at the virtual presidential inauguration!
there ya have it kittens...who's knows what the new year has to offer
besides some damn decency and fuck'n decorum back in the Oval Office...we'll just have to wait and find out...now GET OFF MY DRESS!
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