Monday, May 23, 2011

COMING SOON TO A THEATER NEAR SOMEWHERE...

high gas prices prevent’n that outta town vacation this year?...no gifts to open under yer memorial tree?
OBAMA may have given a hole in one to OSAMA as a gift for the world this holiday season…
but have i got just the perfect gift for YOU!


come on down to the 4th annual
“APRIL SHOWERS bring BITCH FLOWERS”
fri may 27th…$12 in advance $15 day of show…doors open at 7:30pm
tickets available @ VARSITY THEATER BOX OFFICE…ELECTRIC FETUS or online @ www.ticketfly.com/event/39383/
18+ with ID

all the glitter and glamour begins at 8pm…with pre-show open’n act
POLLY and the HOT BUTTERED CRACKERS

the nite continues with yer MC doll of the north CAMILLE COLLINS…the dirtiest doll in town KRYSTAL KLEER…and newest doll fresh outta the oven ESME RODRIGUEZ

and yer hostess…and ultimate party doll BITCH FLOWERS

watch these bevy of beauties wiggle and make you giggle…as they perform amazing balance’n acts in the highest of heels and lyp-sync fer their life...(don’t ferget to bring yer holla’s and ya dolla’s!)

close’n out the show is the incredibley delicious lead singer of FAR FROM FALLING…HARLEY WOOD and his new band WRECKED WHEELHOUSE


continue’n til the wee hours of the morn’n…is superstar x-traodinaire and hot-2-trot spinner DJ SHIEK



so slap on some glitter and grab a mate and make it a date (or pick one up) at the hottest ticket in town!



post memorial day blues gotcha in a funk?

3 girlie gurls not enough fer ya?...

how 'bout 100 girlie gurls starr'n the one and only original dirty gurl...all the way from L.A...MISS JACKIE BEAT in...

yes....it's REALLY her kittens!

"GOLDEN GRRRLS...a NIGHT of 100 DRAG PERFORMERS"



Friday June 3rd...EPIC NIGHT CLUB in downtown Minneapolis
510 1st Avenue N
Minneapolis, MN 55403-1609
(612) 332-3742

Doors open @ 8 pm
18+ with ID

"VIP Admission $ 45
includes appetizers, drink samplings, Main Event, souvenir
program, Celebration Dance & gift bag

General Admission $ 30
LIMITED AVAILABILITY

Diva Booth (accommodates 8) $ 400
$200 Beverage Tab & 4 VIP Admissions

Diva Balcony(accommodates 14) $ 600
$400 Beverage Tab & 6 VIP Admissions

Premium Diva Balcony (accommodates 20) $1000
$500 Beverage Tab & 10 VIP Admissions

Website: http://www.twincitiescelebrations.com

This is a benefit to raise money and awareness for The Aliveness Project - Positive Impact Fund. The goal is to raise funds for The Aliveness Project Capital Building Fund.

By bringing together many different facets of the LGBT community, we will produce an entertaining night celebrating the accomplishments of 40 years by Drag Performers of the Twin Cities.

Headliner of this wonderous ceremony is none other than JACKIE BEAT...
who's toured with Roseanne Barr and appeared in many indepentdant films include'n Wigstock: The Movie, Flawless and Adam & Steve...read her blog here: http://jackiebeat.blogspot.com

The gathering of 100 honorees will also gather and perform! This will set a Guinness World Record for Most Drag Performers in a Single Performance. An Adjudicator from Guinness World Records will be on hand to validate this event.

so put on yer best support hose...come on down and support the gurls...and support a good cause!!

and remember kittens...if ya see me stand'n there...you may say hi...and possibly take a picture with me drink'n the apple-tini you just bought me...but pleez remember to get off my dress (i mean that in the nicest possible way :)

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