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Monday, December 14, 2020

A ROOM WITH A VIEW

there comes a moment in every unintentionally internationally unknown 
perform'n illusionist of their own universe's career where the unexpected is ALWAYS expected…like that time back in the late early 90's when i rang the free “phone line” one late december even’n cuz my biological clock was tick'n fer a lick'n then scampered briskly off thru the blister'n snow storm like some pent up penguin to meet up with this old saint dick in his busted out bronco idle'n incessantly in loring park while he was service'n a festive low ball cocktail in the front seat so i decided to pop in the back seat outta the cold and service his cock-n-tail while fondle'n his low balls as he tried desperately to (how do i say this delicately?) come down my chimney...
only to find out days later he made me waste my hard earned emergency cocktail funds on some herbal essence insecticide and a bic force'n me to Sinead O'Connor my throat plunger shawl (thanx alot asshole!)

with the lockdown and the countdown to christmas that's well on it's way...
everyone's in a pandemic panic to purchase the perfect prezzie fer some pretentious prick...why...even those kinky kittens out there are hope'n to get their sexually frustrated claws on the latest sexually pulsated gadget to fulfill their dilapidated desires these days 

well...when the latest single  "RAINBOW IN THE DARK" dropped a week 
ago by everyone's fav-o-rit 80's karma kween BOY GEORGE and Israeli reality sensation ASAF GOREN...millions of star struck kittens across the globe (myself included) were beyond ecstatically euphoric that ol' Kris Kringle had fulfilled our one wish this year with new tunage to tune out the current chaotic times we're currently fail'n at!
and then surprise'n us with a gorgeous stripped down reworked version to the CYNDI LAUPER girl power anthem "BOYS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN" fer her "HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS" concert the other nite
BUTT....that's not all

in the cold and crisp early morn'n hours in my ghetto...a very lucky handful of us 
infatuated lobotomized life long followers (and a few stragglers along the way) that were mindlessly shopp’n along the informational highway...got a ping to connect via the informational highway chatter clatter hour over a spot of tea...spill'n the "T" with one of the worlds most beloved prolific songwriters of the last century...thee one...thee only BOY GEORGE (i can barely contain my inner prepubescent self) so let's get to it...shall we?

how are you doin BOY? and i might as well start with what EVERY kitten across the globe is begg'n to know...do you have any new ear candy album come'n out soon on the horizon?
tired and tortured but seeing you has brightened my day...there is no album name there is no new album...it's just gonna be endless endless beautiful music coming at'cha cleaopatra!
one of the things that i am doing is messing around in terms of sound with things from the 80's that i didn't really do in the 80's you know...sort of sounds i didn't make in the 80's sort of to sell records...
that say...THE HUMAN LEAGUE were making or other electro bands were making so i started to play around with that...
so i've done this fabulous track with KIM WILDE...it's very exciting and she's amazing...she sounds amazing...i've also done a song with KIM for her...she has a big anniversary coming up next year so i've done a song with KIM which is my forthcoming duet with KIM WILDE it's called "NAME AND NUMBER" 
and it's very MADONNAesque...it's very NEW YORK...sort of late 80's

ever since COVID decided to fuck with the planet...the entertainment industry has been hugely impacted as to how it will find a creative outlet that works fer their fans at a socially acceptable distance and i can tell you after watch'n a couple perform'n illusionist shows on line back in march...it's just not the same as the in person experience...though the one on one live chats do give the fans some relief when their not walk'n to the liquor store...how have you as an artist coped with this forum? 
i was swiping thru some sorta live videos earlier and saw lots of famous people looking very very awkward  (insert BOY's infectious laugh here) and i think it's very difficult to not look awkward on instagram...there's something very kinda amatuerish about this but you know what? it's a great way to communicate...
so you know that we're getting ready for this CULTURE CLUB live stream on the 19th of December that's my big thing again and just want to encourage as many of you as possible to get yourself a ticket for the live stream cuz it's going to be exciting and it's going to be the first time that we've played together in over a year...maybe longer than a year and right now it's going ahead and we're just hoping for the best and it feels like the right thing to do...you know it feels like you know...someone has to do something or we're all going to go stir crazy so if you can get yourself a ticket
NAM MYOHO RENGE KYO! NAM MYOHO RENGE KYO! NAM MYOHO RENGE KYO!

one of the biggest anthems of the 80's was obviously "KARMA CHAMELEON" off yer multi platinum album  "COLOR BY NUMBERS" 
that sold over 10 million copies and made the band a household name solidify'n CULTURE CLUB as a huge staple of the 80's...but my fav song off the album is a hauntingly beautiful ballad "THAT"S THE WAY" with yer back-up singer HELEN TERRY who is no longer with the band...though it's been years...can you recall how you actually met HELEN TERRY?
the first time i ever met HELEN TERRY was outside this night club called HEAVEN and my friend said "oh she's an amazing singer you should work with her" and i just looked at HELEN TERRY and i said "sing for me" and she looked at me and she said "no...i'm not a performing seal!"

as long as we're goin down memory lane...one of yer oldest friends before you became famous was MARILYN whom you'd met at THE BLITZ club in London durin' the early 80's...she's put her stamp on the record'n
industry and you both actually worked together once with many other record'n artists on the 1984 christmas single "DO THEY KNOW IT'S CHRISTMAS" have you ever thought of collabrate'n together again?
i tried to work with MARILYN a couple years back...it wasn't the most succsessful adventure...the less said about that the better really

now that we're smack dab in the middle of the holiglazed season...misery truely does love company and this year is obviously been a bitter one fer a huge portion of the population even more so in this country w/lockdown and our soon to be X mentally deranged prez...one of my fav-o-rit bitter holiglazed songs that gets me thru the hussle and bussle of the holiglaze is CYNDI LAUPER's duet with THE HIVES "A CHRISTAMS DUEL" 
do you have any fav-o-rit jingle that you like or have you ever thought about write'n a holiday album like may other artists milk'n the season?
i tried to write a christmas song for me and DELTA which i guess now could be an autumn song it doesn't really matter when it comes out...it's got a mention of christmas and new year in it but i don't like christmas songs...oh no i do actually...my favorite christmas song is by THE SUPREME FABULETTES and it's called "YOU RUINED MY XMAS" cuz i just remember christmas as a time of like arguements and fighting and stuff like that so i remember christmas being quite stressful when i was a kid

you've started in the music industry as LIEUTENANT LUSH in 1980 when
you shared lead vocals with ANABELLE LWIN of the new wave band BOW WOW WOW fer a mere minute before you became a global sensation with CULTURE CLUB as well as a solo artist then write'n original music for and starr'n in yer own life story musical with TABOO but obviously as BOB DYLAN sang "TIMES THEY ARE A CHANGE'N" what do you think is the key to the future of the music industry?
you know what...i have to be really honest and say the music industry depresses me...it's just so depressing there's no creative industry with so much restriction so many rules...you can't do this you can't do that...you know a DJ can't pick up your record and play it unless it's on the play list...i did a thing recently for a nostalgic radio station and all they wanted me to play was 80's music which is great but there's alot of 80's music that doesn't get played...there's lots of bands you don't hear on the radio and it's almost like certain people get pushed aside and ignored and you know...you just hear the same things over and over so actually the music business i think has been fucked for a long time and i've not been part of it for a long time so i don't really even think about that...the music business sucks...i did sorta say jokingly the other day on the radio in Israel that radio hates music...it kinda does...it just plays the same thing over and over...for a creative industry the music industry is deeply uncreative and i hope somebody comes up with a new platform that has a bit more freedom in it really
the concept of albums is very very old fashioned pointless and a waste of my time so what's going to be happening just for the furture really is music is just going to come out and there's going to be no particular strategy or album or any kind of structure...i mean all of that stuff doesn't really work for an artist like me...the thing the music industry fears more than anything is getting old so they're always clawing for the next best thing and everything is about new new new and it's one of the interesting forms of creativity where your own industry doesn't believe you can get better at something...it's believes that you do one thing and you're sorta stuck in it and that's something i as an artist hadda take myself out of that cycle and not stress myself out worrying about where something goes or whether it gets played...you are the ones who give it value...so i'm going to be releasing lots of sort of records...lots of different types of records

if there was one thing you could do all over again what would you do?
well i tell you what actually...that's a really good question because i think i would've...i mean listen...i'm not saying that i don't love being famous it's amazing but in the 80's when it all kinda exploded i think i got sorta distracted by the fame aspect of what i was doing and sometimes to the detriment of what i was doing creatively and because i think being famous becomes a job...once you get famous it becomes a job and it distracts you from what you're doing musically and at some point you have to almost make a sorta deal with fame and say "right...i know what you are and i know what i've created and i'm just gonna get on with that" i wanted to be loved and i thought maybe fame would fill that hole but it doesn't so now i want to be famous and i want to be loved so you know i kinda seek both i think

ever since lockdown started back in march fer most of the planet...what's the biggest life lesson you can say you learned this year about people?
you know obviously this lockdown has been a different experience for every single person...i think for some people it's been unbearably difficult and continues to be so i really feel for those people...for me it's just been a case of getting on with it...just getting on with it...putting your head down and just excepting what it is and trying to stay sane cuz you know alot of people out there are crazy bitches there some nuts out there...even people i know are insane

so i gotta ask one last but thee most important question that all yer hard core kittens wanna know about...will yer original lead drummer JON MOSS be joining the band on this "RAINBOW IN THE DARK" concert?
we're suppose to be having a get together with JON MOSS on the 14th so we'll see...
it's gonna be like she's JOAN CRAWFORD at the Coca Cola meeting "don't fuck with me fellas!" 
(insert BOY's contagious laugh here)

i wanna thank my childhood idol that's taught me to "push aside those that whisper never" the ever colorfully peacocked BOY GEORGE fer this absofuckinglutely brilliant interview & look forward to what's come'n next
if yer a twatter...follow BOY on TWITTER
if you want the latest news...follow BOY on FB
if yer ears need some candy...SPOTIFY BOY
if you wants tickets fer a kick-ass concert click here fer RAINBOW IN THE DARK
now GET OFF MY DRESS!

Monday, August 8, 2016

all aboard the JAY train!

when ya think of the most famous woman in the world...
who single handedly recreated how the musical wheel is spun and turned underwear into outerwear...the first person that comes to everyone's mind from toddlers to teenagers...skaters to haters...and trannies to grannies...EVERYBODY knows there's only one M-A-D-O-N-N-A!

when you think of old man scrotal sacks from the dark side...
of course DARTH CHEETO rings a bell...that don't really go along with today's analogy...but deal with it kittens...THIS IS MY BLOG!

when ya think about ogilvy home permanents absolutely gone wrong...
armed with only a guitar...belt'n out beautifully penned lyrics about social injustice and personal despair that cut thru the very essence of yer soul...and piss'n on the CASPER crusaders at the same time...of course no one does it better than Sinead O'Connor

but today's ramblin's is about another buzzed head beauty!

as the model/charm'n guitar pluck'n luscious lipped Ceth
 (aka Sarah Problem)
who entangles himself in a menage a' trois with James and Jamie...and gives a whole new mean'n to sing'n the national anthem
and recorded his 1st professional track "soda pop" along with many other talented song birds for the film's soundtrack

also appear'n in other indie flicks like...
urge'n the couch potato's to get off their ass...and start pump'n up their pancake ass

this non heterosexual (allegedly i presume) from the BIG APPLE...
started out at the bottom in cow town texas...but slowly made his way to the top of the charts...armed only with his unfortunately strike'n good looks and his guitar

singer/songwriter and all around hot as fuck (in my eyes) with those eyes...
 Jay Brannan has been compared to guitar pluck'n greats in the music biz like the absolutely brilliance of...
 Tracy Chapman...Joni Mitchell...and Sinead O'Connor
among many others by industry folks

described as not fer the faint of heart...but perfect fer the broken hearted...
with his sweet and sorrowful melancholic lyrics and indie folk style for the instant oatmeal generation...Jay can turn the bitterest bastard into a weep'n puddle of regret...tear'n you apart from the inside out with his tenor voice and the simple strumm'n of his guitar

start'n off with his 4 song epic EP simply titled "UNMASTERED"...
i found by mistake while search'n for porn download'n music on a lazy afternoon...i fell in love with his voice after here'n his unapologetic plea on "half boyfriend" and  "body's a temple"

mr. hotness released his 1st critically acclaimed album "GODDAMN"...
in the summer of 2008...release'n music video's for my all time fav track on the album "can't have it all" and "housewife"

a year later Jay released his sophomore album "IN LIVING COVER"...
 pretty much a x-c-lent covers album...brilliantly cover'n the Cranberries hit "zombie" and Joni Mitchell's "all i want" among many others...with a couple of his own hits thrown in...like his beautifully beautiful hit "beautifully"

his 3rd album released on his own Great Depression Records...
"ROB ME BLIND" in 2012 included the title track "rob me blind" and "greatest hits"...plus his heart warm'n re-release of "beautifully"

release'n his EP in 2013 aptly titled..."AROUND THE WORLD IN 80 JAYS"...
recorded in 6 different languages...crammed full of eclectic acoustic covers...like "bidi bidi bom bom" by the late Selena and Sinead O'Connor's "black boys on mopeds"

how could you not flip over his album "ALWAYS THEN+NOW"
his release of melancholiness on "blue haired lady" and back to the beginn'n with "square one"...gets you right to guts of his glory

well...Jay's finally released another string of fantastic heart zingers...
with his latest EP simply titled NEW YORK NEW YORK...trust me...it's total ear candy fer the soul

his voice just not enough fer you?...hey that ain't no prob...

he even has a couple of xmas tunes to help cure those holidazed hassles ona  cold winters nite

and of course with new music...comes a new tour once again...well...so his electricity don't get shut off...so i'm lucky to catch his brilliance in live'n
 color in a couple weeks in the Minne-Apple @ the Triple Rock Bar...once again fer the 3rd time on his month long tour...travel'n across the US & Canada...
til he sails across the pond fer the european leg of his tour start'n Oct 12th in the Netherlands...and believe me when i say kittens...JAY NEVER DISAPPOINTS...you'd be an absolute A double snakes to miss him live...open'n with him this time around...
is the lovely Kara Laudon...who totally reminds me of the Scottish indie band Camera Obscura

wanna win a nite with this brilliant arteest?...get in fuck'n line kittens...
i was here 1st (sorry ladies but he doesn't have the taste buds fer taco salad...well...allegedly anyways) but you can check more out about him by click'n here

discrete stalkers can follow him along the informational highway below:

so get his music...buy his cool crap...and get tickets to his show TODAY!
you'd be an absolute A double snake not to

now get off my dress!

ps...need a charitable act fer the week to gaurentee front row seats at the pearly gates?...why not skip that one mocha fropa frappa/chappa-chino latte fer just one day & help my good friend Lindsey out with her cancer struggle...think of it as a calorie saver by save'n someone's life...click here to read more