wha'da bunch'a poppycock!

you all remember when that roguish operatic dandy simply known as

PRINCE POPPYCOCK got robbed on that 5th season of...oh shit!...what was that show again Gladys?...oh yes..."America's Got Talent"  'Merica's Brain Dead One Hit Wondrously High Expectations of How to Succeed into Bankruptcy and Bad Choices from Judgmental Audiences who Stroke yer Ego fer Merely a Minut Minute fer Quickly Deplete'n Cash Prize"

well HE WAS!!!

BUTT...

today's ramblin' is about another kinda meter reader!

let's start with...oh i don't know...how 'bout those bow down bitches in the

oh...i ain't talk'n about the players here...i'm talk'n about ALL the asswipe owners who had their balls surgically amputated...

all becuz our mentally deranged pigshit #45 made a stink about those who chose to kneel...fer all the racial profile'n...AND NOT BECUZ OF THE FUCK'N FLAG...TROOPS...OR SOME DAMN SONG!

I CALL BULLSHIT!

thanx in part to the fine folk at google research centers...who reminded me after a couple of simple keys strokes...that back in 2012...Mr. self professed wholesome wonder bread Casper Crusader himself...lil Timmy Tebow...knelt fer all the unborn "alleged"future assholes of the world and

the fans looked at him as if he's the 2nd come'n of CASPER...but when Kaepernick started kneel'n in 2016...due to the injustices that HIS bro's hadda deal with thanx to a handful of police across the country...he's all of a sudden seen as unpatriotic and a traitor...it makes absolutely NO FUCK'N SENSE

ohhhh hold up...waaaaait a minute...NOOOOOW I GET IT!

i fer one...hope THEE ENTIRE LEAGUE FER THE ENTIRE SEASON...decide to stay in the locker room durin' the anthem...than bow down to those pathetick bitches demands...IT'S YER 1ST AMENDMENT RIGHT!

and if need be...i'll be right their to "support" yer support (insert wink wink here)

next on my list...took place right here in the Minne-Apple last weekend

when Ann Coulter's annoy'n abortion...and loud mouthed lobotomized FAUX SNOOZE slut...Tomi Lahren...attended a drag brunch high atop UNION restaurant in downtown Minneapolis...and got in an altercation with other attendees...and ended up with A GLASS OF WATER thrown at her...

and she hadda have'a break down on FAUX SNOOZE...basically say'n how "disheartened" she was by the incident...and leave it to our mentally deranged pigshit #45 to come to her defense of course...well cuz he hasn't grabbed her pink taco yet and hopes to someday

sorry kitten... but I CALL THIS FULLA BULLA-SHIT!

if yer throw'n water try'na make this brain dead cuntruffled bitch melt...how dare you!...you want it to be effective...you use water shipped in from FLINT MI...trust me!

 last...but certainly no surprise to anyone who has a function'n brain...

was the "supposed" summit meet'n between a dicktator and "rocketman" that was supposed to be of hysterical proportions fer the planet...(insert laugh here)

 this was NEVER gonna happen...I CALL GIGANTIC BULLSHIT...that the needle went around about 100 more times!

it was ALL about gett'n nominated by some of his demoralized repuglicant party fer a "nobel prize" and anything to keep the cameras off of Stormy Daniels "hot daddy" lawyer..and THAT WAS IT!

and though i was handed the key to some hottie's palace while i visited West Hollyweird a few years ago...STORMY got the key to the whole damn city

and i fer one...say FUCK YES...you deserve it!

so there ya have it kittens...now get off my dress!

SPIKE IT!

with the cool crisp breeze in the air...depend'n on the area code yer in

of course...begins yet another season of "DANCE'N WITH THE LEAVES"...which...quite frankly...is much more entertain'n to me than say that other ego stroke'n reality show...where all has-been actress's...actress's-a-like and whacktresses's end up on once their career has had a major stroke

it's finally time you can wear those angora sweaters you been knitt'n like a catholicker on crack all year long

but of course this also means we'll be condemned to roughly 6 months of some pumpkin spiced bullshit on every fuck'n counter top to every damn bar stool concoction known to the free world

but most of all...i'll be subjected to 6 months of beer guts and beer nuts...a time honored american tradition fer over 150 + years

ever since the beginn'n of the bustle ...we've been subjected to the hustle

i mean really though...i never got the FULL concept of football...a bunch of guys huddle'n tightly together in a circle jerk formation...in very tight knee 

padded culottes...grabb'n big balls underneath their legs...from tight ends to wide receivers...hmmm...seems a bit non heterosexual to me...but let's move on to the real story...shall we kittens?

so ever since that extremely hot chocolate (that's Kaepernick fer you overly sensitive PC dicks) decided to play his 1st amendment card...fer the 2nd time...by kneel'n fer all the disrespect and shoot'ns that blacks and minorities have received thru-out this country in the very recent past and fer all the unfortunate future present situations

#45 ended up toss'n a tantrum recently...wait...i'm sorry...that was a bit disrespectful of me fer call'n the one who's occupy'n the BIG HOUSE...i meant to say...our loud-mouthed-bloated-mentally-deranged TWITTER BITCH-in-unfortunate-command-and-out-of-control-piece-of-clown-shit...at one of his recent weenie roast stops in banjo county...call'n on the NFL leaders to "get that son of a bitch off the field right now" and fire any future players fer kneel'n durin' that anthem song

which to be honest...i don't think ever made Casey Kasem's top 20 list...so maybe they outta rethink about update'n the damn song...

has anyone tried to contact Diane Warren?

but to be fair ...i'll play devil's advocate fer a mere moment...and let this

tang sprayed jackass play his 1st amendment card...FINE!...NO WAIT!...sorry i can't...that's like try'na listen to a buddhist on barbiturates

i believe it was the soul sista herself who once sang
"R-E-S-P-E-C-T...find out what it means to me"

yer the one hold'n the hightest office in the country that little kittens and the country are suppose to look up to in times of need and unity...yet...yer on prime time tv...viciously vommit'n out this volatile bullshit to someone stand'n up for their rights...by kneel'n down...instead of help'n out the many victims of the recent natural disasters in this country (and i ain't talk about YOU!)

where was this insane spewage of disgust from his brain dead trumpanzee's...when Heather Heyer was mowed down by one of yer mentally deranged white supremacists in North Carolina?...could it be cuz this diarectic dicktator'n dipshit doesn't know the diff between HATE SPEECH and FREEDOM OF SPEECH?

or when he himself couldn't put his hand over his heart dur'n the pledge of allegiance?...(wait...i guess he has a good enough excuse...cuz he had his cold dead heart removed right after child birth...along with his brains...morals...respect...compassion...do i need to go on?)

luckily fer Kaepernick...his mom...his fellow players and the NFL were have'n none of it...and fried up a gigantic back hand bitch slap sammich fer our clown shit currently occupy'n our office

but wait...there's more...

our 5th avenue fraudster (who remember said he could stand in the middle of 5th avenue and "shoot somebody and wouldn't loose any voters"...tried to rescind his invitation to the BIG HOUSE...via twitter...to another super hot chocolate...STEPHEN CURRY...after he already said he had zero interest in goin  there in the first place

even everyone's fav-o-rit secretary from the south...DORALEE...couldn't escape the rabid bite from the zombie apocalyptick asswipes recently

those who oppose what certain sports figures or hollyweird entertainers 

have to say about ANYTHING political...can kiss my grits!...they have just as many opinions and deserved to be heard like EVERYONE else unfortunately in this country...even if they are lobotomized brain dead TWITTER BITCH troopers

say'n that Kaepernick or any other kneeler is bein' unpatriotic "protest'n"

 the flag...is like say'n that the lil spit fire sparker of the civil rights movement ROSA PARKS...was protest'n the public transportation system...

but you've completely lost yer argument all you brain dead lobotomized trumpanzee's...lost it BIGGLEY!

there must be some smart smitten kitten out there that knows that this...

tiny handed tantrum troll has clearly broken the constitution...but even bigger than that...#45 is use'n that age old trick of divide and conquer...by bein' a shrewder colluder and flipp'n the news stories

if yer merely gett'n yer bloomers in a bunch over a bunch of players...

take'n a stand over racial profile'n and not a by a president mock'n a P.O.W...yer not a patriot at all...yer just a complete and utter asshole!

the only way we can settle this annoy'n mess...is by 2 simple words...

ROBERT MUELLER...#45 is NOT...HAS NOT & WILL NOT ever be presidential...he's a pathetick pussy'n grabb'n mentally deranged lie'n boil on the butt of human deecency...PERIOD!...and those who follow him are calous & complicit in his pukage!

though you may have a small group of mechanical menaces kneel'n to 

yer every word...the rest of us with a work'n brain...WILL NOT BOW DOWN to #45's bullshit bullhorn rhetoric...you work fer US you short tempered...ego maniac...bitch...now start clean'n up yer room...cuz it ain't yers fer very much longer!

don't like MY OPINION on the matter...well then...you can just kiss my

unintentionally internationally unknown perform'n illusionist of my own universe A double snakes...cuz i ain't kiss'n yers fer ANY approval

but if you wanna ANOTHER sane opinion...then take it from this old white guy who never hadda ask the wizard fer a brain



so #TAKEAKNEE  #LOCKHIMUP &  #GETOFFMYDRESS!