Idina Menzel on broadway?
well kittens...hope ya ain't got yer best Loui Vuitton galoshes on today...
cuz we're gonna be schlepp'n thru piles and piles of saturated CASPER cow pies shit!
of course...today's spotlight dance is with the one and (unfortunately)...
not the only spawner of sanctimoniously sacrilegious cherry pick'n passages and Wal-Mart beauty queen runner-up...Kim Davis
so to catch ya kittens up to speed in case ya missed anything...
this Kentucky fried C-U-Next-Time who is a hired state employee...hired to uphold the laws of the land to the best of her ability...decided a couple months back she was above the law...or rather...that her delusional entity... that she only started worshipp'n 4 years ago as a die'n wish to her mother-n-law the thorn in her side...was the only one she has to answer to...since he signs her fuck'n checks apparently...
thing is Miss Cuntgeneality...as a governmental employee...yer religious beliefs don't give you permission to defy the SUPREME COURTS decision
nor to shove them down other peoples throat...the only thing us law abide'n non heterosexuals will allow shoved down our throats...is a minimum of 8 inches...*of which i'm not entirely convinced you don't have
so after 4 excruciate'n and embarras'n attempts to tie the knot in their town
only to be denied time after time...the judge decided that Miss Coo Coo Cunt was in contempt of court and tossed this diabetic deity in the klinker...to let her rethink her position and reread her comic book passages...
i believe some delicious examples are found under leviticus 20:10... mark 10:2-12...deuteronomy 22:19 to name a few...after all she was married 4 times...and if i'm not mistake'n...that's one of the no-no's in her comic book passages...so she's basically not only defy'n the law of the land...she's also defy'n the laws of her CASPER
hmmm...does Wal-Mart sell specially designed hail mary rocks...cuz we really outta have one of these everyday...that is if you truly follow the words of yer comic book...
like those do in other lands
well of course after 5 days without any prell shampoo treatments...
her unmanageable mane had now turned to unholy split end'd haystack from hell...so she was finally freed under the condition she'd condition her rats nest and that she returns back to work and performs the duties as instructed by the office she holds...
or there will be consequences
leave it to this delusional presimental
now you know...(well if ya don't)...I DON'T condone their...
fuck'd up fanatical way of think'n like lincoln logs...but when i started to side with A double snake holes like the Westboro Church condemn'n her many marriages...
now this thrice married harlot (i'll give her the 1st one as the legitimate virginal wart she presumably was) is claim'n "irreparable injury" due to her contorted convictions...hmmm waste'n precious benjamins that could've easily gone to feed'n the homeless or cure'n the sick...don'tcha think?
in case yer still scratch'n yer religious bells over the fuss of this bloated...
twat-swatter's issues with non heterosexual marriage...here's a handy lil flow chart to her mens-trail cycle to prove the senility of her god fear'n marriages
have erected a lil lesson about how marriage has already been redefined to fit the times...so i suggest you git yerself some new spectacles and do a lil read'n in that comic book of yers
cuz really...yer act'n like a *DICK in a wig!
in close'n...if you finally decide you can't take the pressure anymore..
and need to relieve yerself of yer honorable duties...i'd think long and hard about other jobs you won't be able to apply fer...cuz well...the comic books says it's not possible without condamnation!
the ONLY thing you got right lady is...YOU ARE NO HERO!
yer just a Kentucky fried CUNT waste'n time with the judicial systems...just to "accommodate" yer deeply held "fucked up cherry pick'n beliefs" who's try'na cash in on some diluted fame that will end up bein' hosted by the likes of Kurt Cameron...if YOU don't wanna be in this dimly lit spotlight you've created fer yerself and cannot fulfill yer governmental duties...then YOU know what you need to do..dont'cha kitten DICK?
of course now she's back at work...work'n harder than ever...
on the inside locked away in her office...with her ouija board summon'n up the ghosts of her past present and future personalities...and Roscoe P Coltrane on the outside guard'n her from the "evil doers"...on the tax payers dime...good to see those god fear'n dollars bein' used fer a worthy cause...
Alex i'd like to take "lack of transparency" fer $1000 pleez?
apparently though...after her dismal martyrdumb wore out...
like a bad hooker on heroin...both Ted Cruise'n fer a bruise'n and Mike Huckleberrypie decided to unfriend notorious K.I.M from Facebook since it didn't give 'em the lead above DUMP TRUCK like they thought it would with the rest of the country...since it's not look'n good fer them in the polls
religions come and go...but non heterosexuality has existed since the beginn'n of time and will continue until the end of times...so the only way
to ever end the non heterosexual race debate means a complete sterilization of the all current female beef curtains out there...so stick that in yer cup of sanctimonious cafe' and choke on it
if you wanna follow a truly encompass'n and empower'n religion...
