YABBA DABBA ABBA

who can ever ferget that time when Bernadette had asked Felicia...

what was in her lil necklace charm...to which she [Felicia] told the story of how she went on a lil pilgrimage backstage after an ABBA concert and popped into the ladies loo...only to find out that Agnetha had left her a lil gift...and if Bernadette said it once...she said it a million times "NO MORE FUCK'N ABBA"...in the down unda smash hit "PRISCILLA QUEEN OF THE DESERT"

then of course there was the time when Muriel was terribly OBSESSED with ABBA...until her life became an ABBA song...in the romantic aussie comedy "MURIEL'S WEDDING"

 and with the soon to be released 2nd installment...from the hit broadway musical of the same name of the game...starr'n the one and only Miss Sarkisian as Sophia's gran-mama...Ruby Sheridan...in this summer's life support musical "MAMMA MIA"...everything is come'n up ABBA once again!

YES...those bad ass platform booted poly blenders from the 70's are back together fer the 1st time in over 35 years...with the release of 2 new songs that they will perform...(calm nipples down kittens and don't pull out the glue gun and bell bottomed jumper just yet) cuz they'll be perform'n live and all...but via a hologram...later this year...about the same time that jolly ol fat ass starts rack'n up all those frequent flier miles...with a tv production produced by BBC and NBC

even though i never got to experience them the 1st time around beyond our trusty ol' SONY AMPEX 8 track tape mono surround sound system...since i was but a mere pre-pubescent unintentionally internationally unknown perform'n illusionist of my own platformed universe durin' the...

70's BUTT...

this "DANCING QUEEN"

is send'n out an "S.O.S"...hope'n they'll...

"GIMME GIMME GIMME (a man after midnight)"

when i make it to "WATERLOO"

now get off my dress!

the QUEEN and ME!

remember that musical from the 1950's...the King and I

well...i have been more partial to the QUEEN's fer some reason myself

there have been many many many queens through-out the land...

there's yer Queen of the British Monarch

the Queen of Mean Spirited Hysterics

the Queen of the Honey Makers

the Queens of the hot Australian Desert

the Queen of Hearts with her tasty tarts

and then of course...there was these guys

but there's only one QUEEN that is the fiercest in the land...

     and that's MADONNA...bitch!

after 25 years outta the spotlight...in the Land of 10,000 Lakes anyways...

the QUEEN will FINALLY be make'n her triumphant return to St Paul, MN
(i mean really kittens...it's like the 2nd come'n...fer christ sakes!)

Saturday November 3rd and Sunday November 4th in downtown St. Paul

@ the Xcel Energy Center

to help welcome the QUEEN back to the land of 10,000 lakes with

 her 100,000+ fans

yer fav-o-rit unintentionally internationally unknown performing illusionist

 

of her own universe and dirty gurl of the Minne-Apple...KRYSTAL KLEER 

will be host'n fer one nite only (due to budget cuts in my piggy bank)

 THEE OFFICIAL MDNA TOUR PARTY

 "M"

@

490 North Robert Street, Saint Paul, MN

(651) 292-1844 

Friday November 2nd @ 8pm

21+ w/ID

$5 cover

the TREVOR PROJECT

MADONNA's smash single "Turn Up The Radio" giveaways...and other
completely fabulous goodies to give away to you kittens while supplies last

enjoy a complete nite of nothing but pure unaltered...unsalted...insane...
MADONNA MADNESS!

hear all of the QUEEN'S #1 hitz and remixes all nite long...

by the spinn'n sensations of  DJ David Birchard

from her 1st smash hit "EVERYBODY"

to her 43rd smash hit  "TURN UP THE RADIO"

taken from her billboard smash 12th #1 studio album out now

"MDNA"

MADONNA specialty cocktails and shots served thru-out the nite

performance by yer ALL-TIME fav-o-rit host KRYSTAL KLEER

dress as yer fav-o-rit MADONNA look from the past 30 years and enter to win fabulous MADONNA prizes in the "MADONNA DRAG RACE"

sponsored by :

Interscope Records

Smirnoff

SCENE! magazine

LAVENDER magazine

and stick around til mid-nite fer the grand prize draw'n for 2...

MDNA TOUR GOLDEN TRIANGLE PIT TICKETS

(you must be present to win)

whether you come "touched for the very first time"

or  "desperately seeking Susan"

if you wanna "feel like a queen on a throne"

or "Greta Garbo and Monroe...Dietrich and DiMaggio"

perhaps you wanna "put yer hands all over my body"

maybe you'll feel "frozen...when your heart is broken"

or maybe you feel like a "zephyr in the sky at night"

perhaps you feel like "nothing takes the past away like the future"

maybe you "drove your chevy to the levy and the levy was dry"

or just wanna "dance with my baby"

maybe you think "time goes by so slowly"

or perhaps "you're not half the man you think you are"

or maybe you "got no boundaries and no limits"

perhaps you wanna "get fired up like a smokin' gun"

or simply just wanna "turn up the radio"

anyway you wear it...a nite of "M" has somethin' fer everyone to enjoy...

which one will you be?

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or fer any blind mice out there unable to read this...

listen to my non hi fi definition interview i did with the fabulous Margie here

dress to impress...and remember...GET OFF MY DRESS!