BOY and Girls are still have'n fun!

a lil history lesson today...picture it kittens...the year was 1983

the spoiled brats of hedge fund families and foreign dignitaries sported the 1st swanky totally rad portable phone...that also doubled as a desperate and daring dildo fer some

cabbage patch dolls turned ordinary desperate soccer moms into rage'n fucktwats clear'n the way fer teen pregnancy to go thru the roof

Hot Lips Hoolihan and the rest of the M*A*S*H unit packed their bags and finally left Korea after 11 successful years on the front lines

while Skywalker hadda intense sword fight with "daddy" at the box office

and the artist formally known as Lieutenant Lush

 and this former rockabilly artist had the biggest hits define'n the year with their unforgettable mind numb'n anthems

flash forward to 30 years later and these 2 power houses are still pack'n the houses and out on the road together fer the 1st time since they conquered and defined the 80's...end'n their tiny tour together tomorrow nite in Vienna Virgina before they hit the road on their own

Miss Lauper finally put on her fav-o-rit shit kickers and is out with a new cd aptly title "DETOUR"

with her take on country covers from the age of the golden oldies like
"FUNNEL OF LOVE"

"WALKING AFTER MIDNIGHT"

and "HEARTACHE BY THE NUMBERS" to name a few

click here fer Cyndi's solo date stops
(and just FYI...i'm more than happy to join anyone at any of these dates since she won't be stopp'n in the Minne-Apple this time around...provide'n whoever you are...u provide me with an airline ticket...a ticket to the show...and at the very least...a 3 star hotel...that you won't be stay'n at of course...well unless yer Johnny Depp or Johnny Depp adjacent)

then...my BOY is back and better than ever after finish'n his run

as guest judge on the british version of "THE VOICE"...and ready to hit the road once again

with all his original boys from the band

doin their 1st major world tour in years...kick'n off their world tour down under in Adelaide Australia on june 6th...of course i'm like a giddy lil school gurl over the moon...

anxiously await'n to see them once again in...my home state this time...where i won't be poked and prodded by insecure security over a damn belt...on sunday july 24th @ MYTH with my cuz's and a plethora of eventual desperate future stalkers i'm sure

get yer tickets fer other dates in a town near you here

and hope'n this is FINALLY the year that i'll finally get their 1st full length album in years

(that incidentally i might add..i had bought and paid fer 2 years ago now) 

tentatively titled "TRIBES"...with the hit single "MORE THAN SILENCE"

there ya have it kittens...so get yer tickets today before they're all sold out...buy their crap here...and get off my dress!

TRIBES: A TOUR DE FORCE

picture it...the year 1982

for the price of a martini today...you could've filled yer Renault Fuego Turbo full of gas 

the 'baadshah of bollywood" Shah Rukh Khan may have made history with over 9 million twatters follow'n him on twitter today...but in '82...someone made history with over 9 million benjamins from an armored truck in the BIG APPLE 

Siri may be yer best friend when gett'n ya outta a sticky situation these days...but she wouldn't be here if it wasn't fer her grand papi K.I.T back in '82

though this performer delusionally narcissistic merlot love'n florist...die'n fer a permanent spot on Dr. Phil and poster child fer ENEMA'S-R-US...has cornered the market on alienate'n those around her these days...this alien owned the movie market with millions of fans fall'n in love with them without have'n to barely say a word in '82

and though this quartet might be kick A double snakes on the charts now...this quartet conquered the world by storm in 1982

release's their 1st 3 singles to the world that year...with it's 3rd single reach'n #1 around the globe

off their debut album "kissing to be clever"

CULTURE CLUB was the 1st band to have 3 consecutive top 10 hits...

 off a debut album since the Beatles...with "do you really want to hurt me" "time (clock of the heart)" and "i tumble 4 ya"

appearing on England's Top of the Pops that same year...

cause'n pandemonium thru-out the globe with lead singer BOY GEORGE's androgynous style...

smother'n the covers of every magazine in print...and...

kick A double snakes all over America

release'n 3 more albums that have stood the test of time...

sell'n over 50 million records world wide 

with a string of smash hits that defined the 80's sound...like:

"CHURCH OF THE POISON MIND"

"KARMA CHAMELEON"

"MISS ME BLIND"

"IT'S A MIRACLE"

"VICTIMS"

"WAR SONG"

"MISTAKE NUMBER 3"

and "MOVE AWAY"

the band won the Grammy for best new artist in 1984...

and was read by the late Joan Rivers

by the end of the 80's...BOY GEORGE decided to change up his style... 

and go it alone thru-out the 90's

release'n a string of delicious ear candy

but before the millennium could end...CULTURE CLUB would reunite...

once again with "DON'T MIND IF I DO"...prove'n they still hadn't had enough of each other

release'n their hit single "I JUST WANNA BE LOVED"

"YOUR KISSES ARE CHARITY"

even release'n it with DOLLY PARTON 

and "COLD SHOULDER"

all neatly packaged with their greatest visuals on dvd fer generations to enjoy again and again

CULTURE CLUB reunited fer their 20th anniversary show

at the Royal Albert Hall in London in 2002

then once again...BOY would go back out on his own....

release'n an array of eclectic  sounds from his enormous musical catalog

include'n find'n enough time to write a brilliant score and star in the phenomenal musical TABOO in London's West End and on Broadway...about the decadence of his rise to fame in the 80's

on top of ALL that BOY has accomplished in his career...he still has time...

to do what he loves doin since it all began as one of the world's most sought after DJ's

but finally after over 30 long years entertain'n the masses on their asses...

it's a miracle all the original boy's have stuck together and have managed to stand the test of time...give'n their dedicated stalkers fans exactly what they're crave'n for once more

with BOY GEORGE 

JON MOSS on drums

MIKEY CRAIG on bass

and ROY HAY on guitar and keyboards

their unmistakable style and BOY's unforgettable voice..

infuse'n soul...funk...rock...reggae...a splash of country and a dash of salsa pop...

CULTURE CLUB is back and better than ever before!

with the release of their 1st hit single off their 1st album in 16 years...

"MORE THAN SILENCE"
their sound is much more richer and more experienced than ever before...
 taken from their new album "TRIBES" due out in early 2016
pre order it here

also give'n us die-hards a taste of other gems off the album like
"LET SOMEBODY LOVE YOU"

"HARD TIMES"

"SOLID GROUND"

and the dark melodramatics of what it's like not wake'n up to yer morn'n cup of sanka with "MOODY MONDAY"

and if that wasn't enough...kick'n off their 1st tour in 12 years...

on july 17th in Vancouver Canada to support their new album "TRIBES"...click here fer dates and tickets 

i'm personally over the moon and have waited 33 super long years...

for this moment...after bein' hand picked outta 100,000's of entrants from some FB look-a-like contest...i...thee unintentionally internationally unknown perform'n illusionist of my own universe (along with my personally selected bestie fer the next 5 minutes Bitter Vicky) will finally get the chance to meet my fav-o-rit BOY in the E-N-T-I-R-E universe...at their stop in Windsor Canada next month

after finish'n the North American tour...CULTURE CLUB will be perform'n...

  a special 1 nite only engagement in their home turf of London at the EVENTIM APOLLO HAMMERSMITH on saturday september 5th...
order yer tickets here as it will be a nite to to be missed  

recently...CULTURE CLUB stopped by to kick of the summer concert series

at the TODAY studio's in the BIG APPLE...had a lil chitty chat about what is in store fer the band...GEORGE sound'n better than ever performed some of their biggest world wide smash hits include'n...

 "KARMA CHAMELEON"

"DO YOU REALLY WANNA HURT ME"

and "MISS ME BLIND"

with his giant move from London TO LA...BOY will be team'n up with...

the production company behind such reality series like "PROJECT RUNWAY" "THE REAL WORLD" and that unfortunate mind erase'n snorefest "keep'n up with the kankersoredashians"...GEORGE will give the audience a look behind the make-up and madness of what it's like to be a live'n legend later this year...when asked what the viewers can expected...GEORGE simply said "if Marge Simpson met Dolly Parton and went dancing with Ziggy Stardust...it wouldn't come close to what you'll see"

well...there ya have it kittens...pre-order their new single and album...

and get yer tickets to one of the hottest shows this summer

and get off my dress!