AND THE WINNER IS?

as far as competitions go....i was never really a huge fan of them at all

cuz when ya break'em down in the end they're just basically a popularity contest meant to break down those that our fucked up societal standards deem less than the worthy of praise...though thankfully there's always that ONE unfeckless freak in the crowd that shoots out in the end like a silver bullet kill'n the feckless cookie cutter crowded competition...and that is the one that will ALWAYS get my vote!

so it's that time of the year when all of hollyweirds glitzkriegs and glamour 

toads plump up their non existent pout and tout their tired tush and waxed bush down the red carpets from the INDIES to the OSCARS to give another vomit indulgent acceptance speech and squeeze out a single tear to thunderous applause then grab as many free fancy schmancy swag bags as possible in case their last movie bombed and the studio heads make a stop payment on their check

though personally fer me...it's really all about after the ooh so many many

uninvited invitations that i'm sure were simply lost in the mail fer me to ignore except fer the one that i always anxiously anticipate gett'n each and every year to hopefully get a ticket to attend the view'n party at my fav-o-rit rest stop fer some mouth water'n olive tapenade sunbathin' on some deliciously rustic italian sourdough bread and wash'n it down with a slightly chilled glass combo of champagne and chambord with a couple of plump raspberries pirouette'n gallantly to the bottom of the flute glass amongst an array of other deliciously orphaned frostbit nibbly's chipped outta the freezer from the previous holiday soirée thru-out the vote'n process...this of course is non negotiable so tick tock PEETRINELLA...T-I-C-K-T-O-C-K!

however somethin' more my cup of award tea is really just on the ROCKS!

more specifically THE ROCK AND ROLL HALL OF FAME where we as the human race can really make or break some bad ass with their pipes and place'n them in the musical archives of history!

BUTT trust me...this years nominations HAVE NOT disappointed me in the slightest!

first outta the gate is my fav-o-rit off the wall spit fire silver bullet with a 4

octave range from the golden age of the Mtv era who came from the streets of Brooklyn...born CYNTHIA ANN STEPHANIE LAUPER in 1953 she would eventually be known to world simply as CYNDI LAUPER with her famous flame red locks...her colorful consignment shop clothing style and her effervescent personality...CYNDI was a force thru-out the 80's that still shines bright after 40+ years in the biz

CYNDI began her musical journey in the updated 60’s style new wavy 

pop band BLUE ANGEL in 1979 and released their self titled debut album in 1980 with hits like

"I'M GONNA BE STRONG" 

 "I HAD A LOVE" 

and "LATE" before the band disbanded and CYNDI made her mark as an international solo sensation

debut'n her 1st record as a solo artist in 1984 with "SHE'S SO UNUSUAL" where CYNDI would make history by become'n the 1st woman to ever have 4 top 5 hits on the Billboard 100 charts from a debut album with the debut track written and recorded by ROBERT HAZARD in 1979 

though it wasn't until CYNDI rerecorded and released it in 1984 where it became the universal smash party anthem fer girls everywhere around the world with "GIRLS JUST WANNA HAVE FUN"

scoop'n up the best new artist at the GRAMMY'S in 1985 

then release'n the infectious quirky theme song "GOONIES R GOOD ENOUGH" to the teenrager Spielberg flick "THE GOONIES" that same year

CYNDI would release 10 more albums include'n an album of new and old 

holidazed classics ...

starrin' as psychic SYLVIA PICKEL in the 1988 romantic adventure "VIBES" among many other movie and tv appearances

then from book shelves to BROADWAY...CYNDI  LAUPER has put in her time and deserves to be inducted into the ROCK AND ROLL HALL OF FAME

enjoy my Spotify mix while yer bake'n a bunt cake

my 2nd place vote goes to the british mate who showed off his assets

better than anyone else in the 80's...born GEORGIOS KYRIACOS PANAYIOTO in East Finchley, Middlesex England in 1963...it would only take 18 years later in 1981 to be known as 

GEORGE MICHAEL from the 80's super bubble gum pop duo WHAM! with their infectious hit "WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO GO"

WHAM! would only release 2 albums "FANTASTIC" and "MAKE IT BIG"

before GEORGE would call it quits to become a global sensation with his sexually infused money make'n hips on his debut album "FAITH" in 1987 sitting in the top 10 on Billboard charts fer 51 weeks spinn'n out #1 hits like "FAITH" "I WANT YER SEX" and "FATHER FIGURE"

i still remember buss'n my plump A double snakes to the Minne-Apple

in 1989 just to see him shake his live at the St Paul Civic Center only to find out after i had purchased a pepsi and a tour book i had no money left over to get back to my cuz'ns in the Minne-Apple so i sat outside the venue by the bus ramp try'n to hop a ride with anyone that could feel my personal predicament with no takers hear'n my pleas...that is until 2 hours after the show ended and i noticed a bus parade pull out from beneath the stadium and the last bus stopped at the top of the ramp and all of a sudden the doors opened and out popped the one i always wanted to pop my cherry in the worst way...GEORGE looked at me and said "can i help you with a ride mate?" and somehow i suddenly turned into some Helen Keller mute freak and couldn't mutter out a single word so after a few seconds (what seemed like a lifetime fer me) he went back into his bus and i kick myself to this very day how i possibly COULD HAVE BEEN MISS FUCK'N GEORGE MICHEAL!

by GEORGE's 2nd solo release "LISTEN WITHOUT PREJUDICE" in 1990

GEORGE no longer had the desire to be every man or woman's desire nor his record companies prostitute and refused to show his image on the album cover or the videos for "FREEDOM 90" opt'n instead to showcase the supermodels of the world at the time lyp-sync'n to his music

in 1998 GEORGE want'n to just bust his nut in the privacy of some L.A

lavatory however he would end up just gett'n busted by some under cover LAPD nonetheless GEORGE would turn his innocent indiscretion into the  unapologetic disco hit "OUTDSIDE" which was released later that same year on his album "LADIES AND GENTLEMEN" the BEST of GEORGE MICHAEL"

GEORGE would release a total of 5 studio albums with "PATIENCE"

bein his last in 2004 that garnered the futuristic hits "FREEEK!" and the up-tempo ditty dedicated to his dearest bf at the time "AMAZING"  (that incidentally should’a been about me if i had control of my cognitive senses & hopped on his damn bus in ‘89)

GEORGE had many personal demons he had to deal with thru his career

and unfortunately the musical world would loose a true genius on Christmas day in 2016 though his posthumous nomination is a well deserved and much warranted honor fer this musical icon

enjoy my Spotify mix on yer next road trip

CATHERINE BUSH was born in 1958 in Bexleyheath, Kent England

and by 1978 at the age of 19 KATE BUSH (whom she now would be known as) release'd her debut single "WUTHERING HEIGHTS" become'n the 1st UK female artist to write and record a number 1 hit fer the charts

KATE would go on to release 25 top 40 UK hits with a handful become'n 

top 10 hits like "BABOOSHKA" in 1980...

and "RUNNING UP THAT HILL" in 1985 

which would once again make KATE a household name 37 years after it's release with her hit become'n the pinnacle song in the dark teenrager series "STRANGER THINGS" and why she deserves yer vote today...come on gen Z kittens...be apart of history by putt'n KATE down in the musical history archives

SHERYL SUZANNE CROW made her debut in the 1962 and by 1993 

the natural blue eyed beauty would drop her middle name all together and debut the eclectic rocker chick hidden inside her known as SHERYL CROW popp'n out a string of top 10 hits thru-out the 90's and the early 2000's like "ALL I WANNA DO" "STRONG ENOUGH" and "IF IT MAKES YOU HAPPY"

on top of release'n 11 studio albums...SHERYL contributed to many many

movie soundtracks include'n 2 songs to the oscar nominated flick "ERIN BROCOVICH" with her duet with JOHNNY CASH "REDEMPTION DAY" and the films end'n number "EVERYDAY IS A WINDING ROAD" so SHERYL is worthy of my vote at #4

and last but certainly not the least was born a year after me in 1971...hail'n

from Portsmouth, VA...MELISSA ARNETTE ELLIOT began her career in the early 90's with R&B group SISTA until embark'n on her solo career in '97 and would become MISSY "MISDEMEANOR" ELLIOT with her debut album "SUPA DUPA FLY" which spawned the hit "SOCK IT 2 ME" make'n her the 1st female rapper to shoot to the highest spot at #3 on the Billboard 200 at the time

by 2001 MISSY's 3rd album "MISS E...SO ADDICTIVE" was by far thee

best work she had released to the universe at that point and had me addicted when MISSY released her 1st infectious single "GET UR FREAK ON" which was followed up by her premature ejaculatory duet with LUDACRIS "ONE MINUTE MAN" both burn'n up the dance floor 

release'n her 6th and final album "THE COOKBOOK" in 2005...MISSY

would move from the small screen to the big screen...appear'n in many television guest spots bein' a mentor on the 9th season of "THE VOICE" in 2015 and lend'n her voice on the off beat comedy cartoon "AMERICAN DAD!" as YOYO in 2016 

also lend'n her vocals on the remake of 70's hit "CAR WASH" with CHRISTINA AGUELERA in the animated fish flick "SHARK TALES" in 2004

even rework'n and rapp'n along side the QUEEN OF THE DANCE FLOOR in a commercial fer GAP jeans in 2003 to M's 1985 smash hit "INTO THE GROOVE" which in my eyes is an automatic reason MISSY needs to be in the ROCK AND ROLL hall of fame PRONTO!

well there ya have it kittens...my top 5 picks fer the ROCK AND ROLL 

HALL OF FAME inductions...you can vote in yer fav everyday until april 28th...so give kudo's where they belong...perhaps you even agree with my absofuckinlutely fab choices...if not...

then GET OFF MY DRESS!

KNOCK'N ON CASPER'S DOOR

with the current political hot potatoe parade heat'n up with just under a week and half to go before we will H-O-P-E-F-U-L-L-Y return to a some

what of a sensible sustainable sub normal life once again that we haven't had the pleasure to bask in thanx mostly due to that mentally deranged IMPEACHED FOR LIFE sociopathetik corrupt lie'n bloated orange dusted anal warted sack of self-absorbed senile shit fer brains with the cottage cheese whizzed A-double snakes and his fly'n off the handle lobotomized brain dead fucktards who've been lick’n the light sockets alot longer than they should've

all the gloves have come off on both sides...we've lost our democracy...

we've lost our common decency...and quite frankly...we've lost our fuck'n minds these past 4 years!

unfortunately...that isn't the only thing that we've lost...we've also lost

some of our most beloved political and popular entertainment treasures this past year thanx to that party pooper and dancer of the darkside...so here's a list of the top 13 top unlucky but downright influential losses who put on their tapp'n shoes fer the last time

the most hard hit one bein the woman who paved the way fer decency 

and democracy ever since she was elected to the highest court in the land by PRESIDENT CLINTON...quoted as say'n "you can disagree without being disagreeable" RUTH BADER GINSBURG bid us adieu on sept 18th

as the longest last'n lassy on this list who made it to the tender age of 104...starr'n in no less than 50 famous and not so famous flicks...OLIVIA DE HAVILLAND is best known as the southern charmer in the epic master piece of 1939 "GONE WITH THE WIND" where she recieved her 1st best support'n actress nomination...waved her final goodbye on july 26th

as one of the co-found'n brothers of the super group VAN HALEN...EDWARD LODEWIJK VAN HALEN simply known as EDDIE VAN HALEN to the rest of the world was a riff god who most didn't realize was the genius behind the guitar break in MICHAEL JACKSON'S "BEAT IT" left us far too soon on oct 6th

baby boomers lost their bloomers when they heard about one of their saccrinated childhood idols who appeared on the very 1st episode of "THE MICKEY MOUSE CLUB" as one of the original mousketeers from 1955-1956...BONNIE LOU KERN lived a fruitful life until she moved on to the other side on sept 28th

nicknamed the inovator...originator...and the arcitect of rock'n'roll...RICHARD WAYNE PENNIMAN christened LITTLE RICHARD in the 50's was the unforgettable force behind such toe tappers like "TUTTI FRUTTI" and "GOOD GOLLY, MISS MOLLY" to name a few from his laundry list of hits...he kicked up his heels fer the last time on may 9th

in every office there's always that one gal in the type'n pool that's a bit of a bitter cocktail connoisseur and no one played the role to perfection better than PEGGY POPE from the hit chick flick comedy  "9 TO 5" in 1980 who muttered those famous tispy words "ATTA GIRL" Peggy passed away on may 27th

born PATRICIA EVA POINTER as one of the trio of sisters in the super group POINTER SISTERS BONNIE POINTER enjoyed a string of sultry slow jams like "FIRE" and "SLOW HAND" to high octane hits like "JUMP (FOR MY LOVE)" and "NEUTRON DANCE" among many many other hits thru-out the 70's and 80's... BONNIE unfortunately had enough and left the group and the galaxy on june 28th

with his military background and chiseled good looks...what girl or girly boy didn't swoon over Princess Diana's boss STEVE TREVOR in the 70's i ask you? verteran actor of both the big and small screens...LYLE WAGGONER was best known fer starr'n opposite LYNDA CARTER in the super delicious super hero series "WONDER WOMAN" from 1975-1979...LYLE left the build'n on st patty's day march 17th

best known fer her roar'n female empowerment anthem "I AM WOMAN" HELEN REDDY was a sweet force to be reckoned with durin' the 1970's with a string of other mellow dramatic melodies like "DELTA DAWN" and "ANGIE BABY" but HELEN sang her last tune on sept 29th

as the youngest celeb on the grim reaper's list...CHADWICK BOSEMAN killed the superhero competition by starr'n in the highest gross'n film of 2018...portray'n the leader T'CHALLA from Wakanda, Africa in "BLACK PANTHER" which would put him on the map as one of the most influential people of 2018...CHADWICK would appear in 2 more AVENGERS movies before he would secretly pass away on aug 28th

as one of the most memorable BOND girls in history...HONOR BLACKMAN portrayed the sexy seductive PUSSY GALORE in the 1964 film "GOLDFINGER" after bein spotted portray'n CATHY GALE in the british series "THE AVENGERS" durin' the 60's...HONOR would also record an album titled "EVERYTHING I'VE GOT" sadly PUSSY GALORE was no more on april 5th

the "COWARD OF THE COUNTY" he was not...with his silvery grey grizzly adams good looks  KENNY ROGERS knew how to turn out a tune with his raspy vocals as one of the best sell'n male country crooners of the 70's and the 80's with hits like the black jack addiction anthem "THE GAMBLER" to the kicked to the curb whiner "LUCILLE" and the perfectly pitched vommitous butterfly duet with DOLLY PARTON "ISLANDS IN THE STREAM" KENNY decided to call it quits on march 20th

as MIRANDA HOBBS totally loveable house keeper MAGDA on the smash hit series "SEX AND THE CITY" who famously uttered "it's good for woman to make pies" in her best thick eastern european accent...LYNN COHEN began her career off broadway in the 1970's and most noteably in film durin' the 90's starr'n in "MANHATTAN MURDER MYSTERY" and then as judge Elizabeth Mizener in the NBC drama "LAW AND ORDER" from 1993 -2006 but became an instant fan fav-o-rit when she finally landed the coveted role on the SATC series and both movies that followed...LYNN would pass away quietly on valentines day feb 14th

***☠️BREAK’N NEWZ☠️***

the damn decrepit Reaper hadda invite one more dinner guest to his hweenie party...& of ALL fuck’n days...thanx alot asshole...so long 007

we can all only hope that the sadistic GOP will follow suit on nov 3rd

along with their mentally deranged IMPEACHED FOR LIFE sociopathetik corrupt lie'n bloated orange dusted anal warted sack of self-absorbed senile shit fer brains with the cottage cheese whizzed A-double snakes...so get out and vote em out!

on a total off the wall plausibly plugged sideways note...since the hweenie

season is virtually cancelled this year...why not give a virtual treat to those tricksters in yer neighborhood this hallowed season with a ticket to the hottest virtual global concert of the year starr'n BOY GEORGE & CULTURE CLUB @ THE ROYAL ALBERT HALL...tix on sale fri oct 30th 10 am GMT (that's greenwich mean time fer those crochet'n their pubes try'na figer it out) click here to get yers

happy trick or treat kittens...now GET OFF MY DRESS!