what's up...DOC?

almost everyone out there desperately needs to take a break now & then

from their very tiresome and tediously tawdryless "time to make the donuts" existence durin' these mundane damn panic times and learn a lil bit more about the world outside of their narcissistically curious compact...audiences were riveted 10 years ago this month to learn about the fascinate'n tales behind all the glitz and glamour of a truly undeniably unintentionally internationally unknown perform'n illusionist of their own universe in my very 1st mini docudrama...directed by the Martin Scoresissy of the Minne-Apple and my friend Tony Larson...that you can waste 5 minutes & 22 seconds of yer life to relive by click'n on this link

BUTT...that's not all there is to know

recently i myself decided to expanded my horizons...instead of my over 

the rainbow road ego and learned about a true love story between 2 adorable consent'n adults with unbridled forbidden passion in "A SECRET LOVE" play'n now on Netflix...that any real carpet cleaner or anyone with a pulse fer that matter...would absolutely enjoy 

(ps...have a box of kleenex handy...i'm just say'n)

then i decided it was time to revisit some of my other fav-o-rit true stories

NO...not those you kinky lil kittens! so here is a list of my top 13 docs you outta check out if yer tired of psychoanalyze'n the TIGER KING one more time (in no chronological order)

#13...although it's been roughly 2 full years since it's debut in theaters

it's about time to remind yerself once again that no matter what yer contempt towards the ever brilliant satirist docu-filmmaker MICHAEL MOORE...his brilliant "FAHRENHEIT 11/9" will remind you to make sure that the mentally deranged corrupt sociopathetik bloated anal wart with the cottage cheese ass disgrace'n the WH and terrorize'n the planet...DOES NOT make it past nov 5th!

#12...i was completely awe struck think'n that everything was always

finger lick'n good just like that colostomitic cornel used to say...until i stumbled across this eye open'n doc one nite on youtube...starr'n hot-to-trot filmmaker MORGAN SPURLOCK in his 2nd fascinate'n flick pluck'n apart the poultry industry in "SUPERSIZE ME 2: HOLY CHICKEN"

#11...though she started on the D-List...this red headed spit fire ended up

on the shit list with the hollywierd elite and portions of the deplorable anal warts of a'murica fer practice'n her 1st amendment right as an A-List comedian take'n on the mentally deranged sociopathetik bloated piece of orange pig shit with the cottage cheese ass...unfortunately her career kamikazi'd within 24 hrs from release'n the "picture" seen around the world...but like a true deligant damsel in the blue dress...KATHY GRIFFIN rose like a phoenix fer the flamers and sold out her experience take'n on the mentally deranged sociopathetik bloated piece of orange pig shit with the cottage cheese ass at shows around the globe and documented her experience in "A HELL OF A STORY"

#10...i don't get the fear factor when it comes to clowns...i really don't!

OH WAIT! you will when you watch this deadly doc style terror w/a comical twist with IT's cousin "WRINKLES THE CLOWN"

#9...though dearly departed from this planet about 13 years ago now...

everyone's fav-o-rit maybellined minister...TAMMY FAYE BAKER knew how to accept all who crossed her path...regardless of race...religion or whatever rectal pirate you wanted to reem on any given nite...narrated by MAC's minister RuPaul..."THE EYES OF TAMMY FAYE" will have you sing'n her praises in hopes that she raises...someday!

#8...christened the "most beautiful woman in the world" by filmmaker

JOHN WATERS...this larger than life persona became infamous fer eat'n dog shit in the hysterical low budget raunchy hit "PINK FLAMINGO'S" in 1972...chronicle'n her rise from the streets of Baltimore to the bright lights of Hollywierd...simply known as DIVINE..."I AM DIVINE" is a MUST SEE doc fer any Rutard enthusiast who thinks that their fav queen is "iconic"...none of them can hold a heel to DIVINE's massive legacy...currently play'n on Netflix

#7...the one reason why i rarely EVER take a trip to a tricks residence...

"VOYUER" makes you rethink about ever rent'n a room at some run down road side motel...ever again...air'n on Netflix currently

#6...though i was an alter boy at one point in my teen aged life...i soon 

learned it was all just a crock of shit...cuz basically if you take ANY religion (well...maybe not satanism) and remove ALL the money...they're ALL basically say'n...just don't be an anal wart to others...and BILL MAHER breaks it down perfectly by flush'n out the hypocrisy in "RELIGULOUS"

#5...one of the greatest pioneers in female comedy...was also the hardest

work'n woman in the biz up until her untimely pass'n in 2014 at the tender age of 81...JOAN RIVERS in "A PIECE OF WORK" explores her entire career from the triumphants to the tragedies...a true trail blazer gone way before her time

#4...ever wonder about all the shitty shenanigans of the great white way?

in 2007...director DORI BERINSTEIN followed 4 musicals "TABOO" "WICKED" "AVENUE Q" and "CAROLINE FOR CHANGE" up fer musical accolades and all the trials and tribulations that went along with putt'n together a masterpiece fer the masses on Broadway and the razor sharp tongues of the critics in "SHOWBUSINESS"

#3...the queen of the dance floor blew the documentary world away with

her jaw dropp'n behind the scenes look at life on the road and putt'n together her massive BLONDE AMBITION world tour in "TRUTH OR DARE" back in 1991...by 2007 MADONNA had hung up her heels (fer a minute) and had other ambitions by channel'n her career to help rebuild the improvrished tiny town of Malawi Africa with her charity RAISING MALAWI and chronicle'n her quest in "I AM BECAUSE WE ARE"

#2...the 70's were filled with a den of drugs...disco...and deliver me from

evil debauchery...and none was more spectacularly displayed fer view'n audiences than LINDA LOVELACE in "DEEP THROAT"...33 years later in 2005...director FENTON BAILEY dove deep into the back story of the 1st ever full screen theatrical release of the biggest talked about porn movie in american history and lays out how the govenrment desperately tried to control what happened in yer bedroom and what ever happened to the movies infamous star in "INSIDE DEEP THROAT"

#1...though only credited as an executive producer MICHEAL MOORE

rounds out my top 10 docs worth watch'n while yer hunker'n down in yer parents basement...with yer bong and yer bad breath...director JEFF GIBBS explores the the under belly of how the "green deal" IS NOT so green as it's lead you to believe after all in "PLANET OF THE HUMANS"

there ya have it kittens...hopefully one of these were able to trip yer trigger

if not...bite me...and GET OFF MY DRESS!