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Monday, August 14, 2017

come together in every nation!

this year marks the 30th anniversary when me & my unfortunately old bff
worshiped at the alter of the QUEEN in St Paul, MN 
and ever since...i've been absofuckinglutely addicted!

well it's been almost 2 damn long years since i had the opportunity to marinate in all her glorious essence live...after host'n thee OFFICIAL REBEL HEART tour party in the Minne-Apple (my 2nd time around i might add)...my genius video friend Tony even made a kick-ass commercial fer my gig (though the bar management was a royal pain in my A double snakes to work with...it was a H-U-G-E success...but i guess i digress) 
and now...F-I-N-A-L-L-Y...she is set to release her global domination onto the nation once again from her amazingly spectacular sold out "REBEL HEART TOUR" on her 59th birthday this wednesday august 16th...order yer copy today

those who got to witness the QUEEN stake claim to her crown with DICK
on AMERICAN BANDSTAND back in 1984...felt her confidence when she declared she wanted to "rule the world"...and she has ever since then as far as the music world is concerned...
for someone who's been beat up by critics and crazy ass fans fer more than 30 years in the biz...she's persevered and prevailed and has never had to abdicate her crown...break'n her back and shatter'n the ceil'n as far as live entertainment has never seen the likes of before...so i thought i'd go back thru her illustrious career of live performances...(and what was available on youtube.com and gif form to tell my story) so without further ado...i give you my top 13 ALL TIME FAV live moments from the QUEEN OF THE DANCE FLOOR...let's begin shall we?
#13...though she looked more like a rejected 80's mall rat from Sheboygan Wi...M has always remembered where she came from and has always give'n up her time to causes close to her heart by perform'n fer the biggest audience fer the biggest cause at the time at LIVE AID to help fight famine in Africa with "HOLIDAY"
#6...one of M's most grittiest and rawest performances from her early days on the VIRGIN TOUR...declare'n she will "take you by surprise" with the beat of the electronic cow bell...her dirty blonde locks flipp'n and dripp'n in sweat...much like a priest on a playground...as she shook her money maker like nobody's bizness with "GAMBLER"...lett'n the audience know right up front "yer just jealous cuz ya can't be me" (and trust me...we ALL do want to be)
#5...after contact'n M's merch peeps when M finally decided to return to the land of 10, 000 lakes 9,999 bottoms (it's soo hard to be me) after a 25 year absence in 2015...i became thee OFFICIAL tour party hostess in St. Paul MN durin' her MDNA stop...and trust me...like M...i was a "GIRL GONE WILD"...and take'n a page right outta M's philosophy...we raised alot of benjamins fer the MATTHEW SHEPPARD FOUNDATION that year
#2...every performer goes thru mishaps and malfucktions durin' performances at some point in their career...but when it happens on live tv like it did back 2015 on the BRIT AWARDS fer M...it was the shock wave that was felt thru-out the music world...but just like M's live snafu with a suicidal earring 25 years earlier...M bein' the very consummate perfectionist that she has always been...was triumphantly unapologetic and carried on with the show...M made the appropriate changes when she was "LIVING FOR LOVE" at the 2015 GRAMMY AWARDS with her back breaking performance
#1...love to hate her or hate that you love her so much...MADONNA proved she truly is the undeniable QUEEN OF THE DANCE FLOOR when she brilliantly executed her powerhouse performance that football fans had never before seen the likes of in the history of halftime shows...durin' the 2012 SUPERBOWL...with the perfect blend of new and classics hits by the hitmaker...along with a few of her famous followers back'n up the QUEEN...to make it the highest rated show ever in the history of halftimes at the time
so there ya have it kittens...a "CELEBRATION" of my fav-o-rit live performances by the QUEEN...(i'm sure you all have yer own) give it up fer thee absofuckinglutely ultimately awesomeist LIVIN' LEGEND...HAPPY 59th MADONNA...many more...now get off my dress!

Monday, January 26, 2015

REBEL at HEART

since the dawn of the new millennium...the music industry has desperately needed a new gimmick and has had more leaks than a June Allison parade

but with a career spann'n across the last 4 decades...
there is no deny'n that thee only QUEEN of the dance floor is... 
MADONNA

though there are those who prey to see M fail at what she does best...

with the release of her much anticipated 13th studio album on march 10th...

M is already back on top once again without even release'n her full album...
but leave it to the QUEEN to always be 2 steps ahead of everyone in the biz...release'n 6 finished trax of the 19 on the album early fer her eager fans...with some of them already shoot'n to #1 in 49 countries

oddly enough...my instant fav's just happen to be all 6 of her songs...
(feature'n Nicki Minaj)


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M will be perform'n her first single "LIVING FOR LOVE" at the 57th Grammy Awards on feb.8th

so why not reflect on some of her most incredible past live performances :
the entire pimple parade of generation X was glued to their magnovox in 1984 fer M's 1st ever live performance at the 1st ever Mtv Awards sing'n "LIKE A VIRGIN"

 after come'n off  her 2nd world tour in 1990...M went back to 1690...and blew the pre and post pimple parade away once again at the Mtv awards with her smash dance floor staple
"VOGUE

marinate'n in Marilyn Monroesque realness fer the 1st time ever perform'n at the Oscars...M slaughtered the competition by sing'n this Sondheim smash from Dick Tracy in 1991
"SOONER OR LATER

dressed as Donetella Versace's sexier sister from another mister...M flew across the pond to perform the acid influenced house beat written by icelandic beauty Bjork at the 1995 Brit awards
"BEDTIME STORIES

written by Weber and Rice...M graced the Oscar stage once again sing'n like a love struck songbird in this beautifully embroidered Dolce and Gabanna duvet in 1997...belt'n out
 "YOU MUST LOVE ME

almost 20 year after her 1st live television award show debut...M proved she still wore the pants in the musical family...by show'n these 2 mickey mouse bitches how it's done at the 2003 Mtv Awards...with a mash-up of
"LIKE A VIRGIN/HOLLYWOOD

by 2006...M pulled a Jessica Rabbit outta her brassier and shared the stage with animated rock band Gorillaz...rock'n out with an incredible mashed potato mix of
 "FEEL GOOD INC/HUNG UP"

and get off....HOLD UP...this just in...

**********UPDATE**********
it's good to know there is some humanity left in the world...or at the very least...know'n that a good ol' threat of yer anal entrance bein invaded by an army of mongolian piss ants...will make someone think fer just a minute...
perhaps i was bein' just a wee bit harsh in last weeks episode...BUT...
"sometimes Delores...you have to be a high-riding bitch to survive...sometimes...being a bitch is all a woman has to hang onto"

my beloved jacket with all it's not-so-rich history attached to it...
was returned unharmed...without a ransom note nor without battle scars of a bad break-in or break-up...
when i popped into the bar the scene of the crime after catch'n the "I LOVE LUCY" play on fri nite...(ps...between you and me kitten...RICKY and FRED were the only things to talk about...i just think they should'a used the iconic episodes "candy factory" and "vitavegamin"...it just didn't capture me like i wanted it to...but thanx again HB fer the tix)

moocho gra-cious to the staffer or staffee fer keep'n an eye open

thanks to all those that may or may not have participated in the safe return of my jacket

though the candle light vigil was a lot smaller than i had anticipated...it still was a nice gesture...thanx Em 

my very intoxicated friend that even'n has begged to be forgiven...
fer leave'n my precious behind...and it shall be granted here in from this day forward

but i personally wanna thank the bi-polar blow monkey who came to his (or hers...let's be fair) senses and decided they enjoy their A-double snakes to  be invaded by "other" less bite'n things

since there was no name and or address left behind to collect the reward of
a personally autographed photo of thee unintentionally internationally unknown performing illusionist of my own universe...
i decided to make a small donation in yer honor at the bar

now get off my dress!