regurgitated cultism of CASPER crusade'n (otherwise known to most as the fear monger'n catholicism cult) was in the mid 1970's when i used to watch the quirky open-minded yet unabashed FATHER MULCAHY from the 4077 infantry on the popular war series M*A*S*H that was time stamped durin' the Korean War (1950-1953) which ran fer 11 brilliantly funny and tragic seasons
by 1983 i was forced to leave my newly acquired public grade school
gang of goofballs from the 6th grade at Madison behind and join the cult of CASPER crusader's at COTTER high (which some were barely tolerable at the very least) though a majority of them include'n teachers like Mrs. Blank...Mr. Lisowski…Mr. O'Brien and Principal Bork made my academic studies unbearably miserable fer 4 treacherous years that were all but fergotten about by the time i had a break-down and was able to continue my public education once again by 11th grade until i called it quits by years end fer G.E.D county (honorable mention to those that actually made it comfortably bearable at Cotter were Miss Kentiz..Mrs. Piper...Diane Drake and Sister Jan)
though i had become an alter boy by the mid 1980's in hopes to follow in
the fictional footsteps of Father Mulcahy some day that my aunt Ellen jokingly wanted me to...ironically it was CULTURE CLUB's hit "THE WAR SONG" that made me give the middle finger to that brainwashed cult i was sucked into all together when the priest at our parish told me i was not to "idolize people like him" (and yes that was a direct quote kittens) after show'n him my photo book of pics i cut out and saved from Star Hits magazine when he stopped over at our house one afternoon
the 1st televangelists that caught my eye in the 80's were the lashes of lady
preacher from International Falls, MN and her hedonistic hubby who formed tv's 1st popular christian broadcast series in the mid 70's with THE PTL CLUB which was short i believe fer "THE PRETTY TALENTED LIARS CLUB" (though some say technically it was known as the PRAISE THE LORD CLUB) it had changed names a couple times thru-out it's 14 years of robb'n the poorly warped and uneducated to make them rich beyond their beliefs...starr'n JIM and TAMMY FAYE BAKER from 1974 til 1987
TAMMY FAYE would rock the broadcasters across the country by cause'n
quite a controversy by putt'n a bee in the bonnet amongst the religious relics even before that alzheimered jellybean prez would bother acknowledge'n the crisis...by bein' the 1st advocate fer AIDS awareness interview'n a cock suck'n christian pastor live'n with the dreaded disease back in 1985
of course not surprise'nly her hubby JIM would eventually get busted with his rosary beads down around JESSICA HAHN's ankles...pay'n her off with $279k in hush money from the PTL collection plate before gett'n busted fer cook'n the books and receive'n an 8 year vaca in the federal po-po
the lobotomized flock couldn't escape the gravitational pull of chaucerian
fraudster...the diabetic demon with gastronomic glandular issues JERRY FALWELL...who had built the biblical barracks fer future CASPER cultists called Liberty University milk’n millions since the 70's desperately try’n to influence the masses on their asses with his apocalyptic anal-warted agenda...by the 90's he singled out UK's children's program the TELLETUBBIES...
specifically the absurdly ambiguousness character TINKY WINKY with their eggplant fur...wi-fi head piece and of course the magic red prada purse and their fascination of skipp'n thru the tulips in a tutu which was obviously just a ploy try'n to indoctrinate male tikes into wear'n tiara's and the art of anal bead'n
by sept 2001 he pointed his blood sausaged fingers on the cock-suckers...
muffin divers...abortionists...feminists and the pagans of Pensacola and everywhere else around the country fer the attacks on the World Trade Center...luckily sanity prevailed and that glutenous gargoyle finally choked on his seethin' spite at his desk in 2007 after begg'n his CASPER fer 20 more years to complete his basturdization of the fabled short stories book most call the bible
though the most colorful cracked out CASPER character was a CROTCH
i'm so sorry...i mean JAN CROUCH with her lavender do jacked up to jesus...JAN and her hubby PAUL co-founded the TBN channel (Total Bullshit Network known by most viewers i guess as the Trinity Broadcast Network...sue me!) with friends JIM AND TAMMY BAKKER in 1974 (though they left by 1975) JAN enjoyed milk'n the meek and mundane followers fer over 30 years
til she was busted by her granddaughter in 2012 who worked at the network fer cash'n in on the collection plate to fund her lavish lifestyle and that enormous wig collection of hers…unfortunately that same year another granddaughter who was 13 at the time sued her granny when JAN was try'na cover-up her granddaughter's rape by a TBN employee blame'n it all on the granddaughter herself. (ain't she a peach!) JAN luckily suffered a massive stroke in may of 2016 and would kick up daises 6 days later at 77
after TAMMY FAYE dropped her hubby fer infidelity and fraud and also
her last name...TAMMY FAYE would rejoice and reinvent herself from phony tv evangelist to LGBTXYZPDQ advocate and marry her 2nd husband ROE RESSNER (who incidentally worked as a builder fer her defunked HERITAGE USA theme park) and enjoyed a resurrection of her very own...
host'n her talk show with LGBTXYZPDQ alumni JIM J BULLOCK on "THE JIM J and TAMMY FAYE SHOW" that only ran one season in 1996 though TAMMY FAYE would make many many other television appearances on numerous talk shows to reality tv thru-out the 90’s
by year 2000...TAMMY FAYE was the subject of a fabulous documentary
commentated by "SUPERMODEL (you better work)" sensation RUPAUL in "THE EYE"S OF TAMMY FAYE" which documented the rise and fall of her ministry and her faith...TAMMY FAYE would put on her last set of lashes in july of 2007 at 65
by 2021 TAMMY FAYE would be immortalized on the screen once again
with her life turned into a marvelous major motion picture of the same name as her documentary 21 years earlier which won JESSICA CHASTAIN's portrayal of the mascara maven an oscar in 2022
after take'n over where his dad left off years ago JERRY FALWELL JR
would be instrumental in the rise of the mentally deranged orange anal wart weaponize'n the country by donate'n millions to his presidency and lock'n up the regurgitated right wing religious vote...unfortunately fer JR...he would fall far from grace simply by his greedy texts...
where the hypocrisy of his ministry teach'ns is on display in it's finest in this well documented HULU original "GOD FORBID" A MUST SEE! (hack into yer neighbors account if you have to…seriously)
though they weren't necessarily poach'n preachers...they were very vocal
about their faith on their snorefest series that aired on the USA network fer 9 vomitous seasons...til the heads of the household were busted fer (wait fer it...you guessed it) conspiracy to commit a $30 million fraud from the banks and winn'n a total of 19 years behind bars and their accountant gett'n a respectable 3 years...but don't fret my pious pets...
yer fav-o-rit faithless fraudsters will be back in a new series this summer...and i am sure i'll tune in
how beyond brain dead to you have to be to believe that tv theocracy is
nothing more than a religious rip-off hypocrisy?
and the church wonders why their collection plates and pews are dry'n up
in the end…believe what you wanna believe in (i personally don't give a fiddler's fuck) IT'S YER CHOICE! i myself believe in the praise and practice of MADONNISM which will incidentally be on full glorious display start'n this july…get yer tickets here fer the most masterful mystical musical icon of our time
now GET OFF MY DRESS!
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