how to lift and separate

when ya think about it...the times have never really changed much

the powers in power have made up a large percentage of yer minds for you without you have'n to take any sorta responsibility to think fer yerselves...don't answer that...just think about it fer a minute?

we're subliminally...and stupidly many follow...bein' told to pick sides by the media between this or that...fer instance let's take a simple subject like KATY PERRY and TAYLOR SWIFT and their pettiness...bein pitted against each other as the WWF of the music world...all becuz of some stupid spat they had...as if that was gonna change the way they actually perform on stage

in the 90's we hadda pick between CHRISTINA AGUILERA and  BRITNEY SPEARS and who could pull off the wetter lip gloss in a glittered bikini made of mint floss and pasties

in the 80's it was MADONNA and CYNDI LAUPER and who was gonna outshine the other

but i'm here to tell ya kittens...this is not the MUSKRAT LOVE that the CAPTAIN & TENILLE would approve of...oh no!...why are you lett'n yerself bein' distracted by who likes what...this has been a no brainer free market'n tool for music execs to use against those who have no brain in order to drive sales

i mean...i'm sure if we looked back far enough in musical history...we'd know all about the disastrous smack down torch weild'n riots between who was the better ivory tickler...MOZART or BEETHOVEN

so to bring'n it back into perspective here and the recent clash...

no...not these guys (though the 1st guy on the left...like totally could'a rock'd my casbah back then i swear with those dreamy eyes)

no...unfortunately i'm talk'n about these brain dead lobotomized polo'd morons...(i'll save my perspective til the end) and all over a statue...or so we're lead to believe!

A STATUE?..REALLY?...cuz from what i ran across in the live stream media...they weren't chant'n in unison...while thrash'n their home depot tiki torches in match'n kaki's "let Robert Lee be...let Robert Lee be"...but let's just say it was about the damn statue fer a  minute

lemme break it down fer ya...so me...not really bein' a historian whore...or one who really was into cast iron catastrophes of the past...i didn't really get the point on either side...whether you were for the historian significance of the statue or against it...to me IT'S JUST A STATUE!

BUTT

 (don't worry...i just need'a breather to collect my lustful thoughts fer a min)

a simple pimple solution to the whole damn thing would be to just preserve the confederate statues (regardless how you feel about their significance to society) in a museum in which ever city you reside in...

and all those supposed "pissed of patriots"...can go worship their ghosts of a painful past...like the thousand of lobotomized CASPER worshippers do on sunday...that is...IF that was their real reason...of which those unlobotomized of us out there know...IT WAS NOT!

but let's no loose site and focus on what the REAL issue at hand is...

though some might think'n i'm putt'n on my paranoid floaters and take'n a dipp'n in the conspiracy pool...think about it fer a minute?...why NOW all of a sudden are we ignite'n a race war over a statue?...it's always been there...it's just suppressed at times thru-out our history

but is it really a stretch when you stop and think about it fer just a cotton pick'n minute (without whatever news channel and social media outlet post you choose to believe is REAL NEWS) this was all just a simple free distraction...most likely created by BANNON the CANNON...and now that he's gone...

there are many lobotomized applicants that have already begun to line up...fill'n out their applications to take his place...

when all they really need to do to get over all their pent up anger is listen to some KESSLER SISTERS or CONNIE FRANCIS  and get over their fuckery...yer free speech is fine...NO MATTER HOW INSANELY FUCK'D UP IT REALLY IS...but it should ONLY be doin just that
(no tiki torch'n...car runn'n over parade)

but i think Scully and Mulder would agree with me...we are only bein' pinned against each other once again as a distraction...instead of focus'n on the real deal...so our TWITTER BITCH can ride off into the sunset with his Rooski

like the queen says..."music...makes the people come together"

turn down yer emotions...turn up yer mind...and turn up the radio...oh...
and get off my dress!

blind man's bluff

so i was gonna start off this highly journalistic inquisitional

masterpiece report with as many biggley words that i could ever imagine...to make thee most biggelyist word salad i could never explain to make it make any sorta damn sense to my many kittens thru-out the unisvere and beyond...as to what was the real reason behind the reason our TWITTER BITCH in cheap red ties...just wants to be basically seen as...and that is as thee most presidentialist prom queen in the history of presidents...but we all know how it ended fer Carrie's classmates

by throw'n roughly 60 million precisionally guided benjamins out the window...from a far off distance...onto a land'n strip...(without goin thru the proper channels of course) virtually miss'n every warplane in Assad's toybox...that basically did nothing to stop the regime from commit'n future atrocities with it's own people...

all to try and pull off some sorta mental magic trick

ummm...HELL to the NO...we're not lett'n Putin's A double snake hole off that easy...especially if the QUEEN BEE has anything to say about it

as i was about to get down to the nitty gritty of this whole sharade parade

i was distracted by another hard hitt'n break'n news story...that was unfold'n in front of my very eyes...oops...i meant the one below

(hey i gotta give some sugar to keep ya come'n back each week...right?)

so from what i could gather...just as i barely adjusted my smooth impeccably plump A double snakes into my local libraries A double snake holder on wheels...

flipp'n on youtube and switch'n on my think'n cap with a lil Russian Red...why not! 

(oh quick side note...i absolutely LUV their rendition of Miss Lauper's anthem)

BUUUUUUTT anyways...where was i?...oh yes...

these 2 obvious fans stalkers in back of me...started fight'n fer my affection attention by bitch slapp'n each other to death...and trust me...this had nutt'n to do with exchange'n ambrosia recipes and whether or not mini colored marshmallows should or should not be allowed

though i missed the beginn'n of all this dramarama...(dammit all the H-E-double hockey stix...i wished i had my emergency hot plate & jiffy pop in my purse)

subject A...all of a sudden blurts out "hey...i'm just express'n my gayness" fer reals that was his direct quote

like he was audition'n to be Barry Man-in-my-Hole's fluffer or somethin'

(ps...another side note...last week...REALLY?...AS IF!...of course that means the PC parade will flock to Vegas to see his shows fer the next 2-3 years...so it was a good financial move on his part)

anywhozillding!...so the much younger subject B was all "bitch pleez...you want that gay shit...call my dad...get outta my face...okaaaay!"

though i was tempted to toss in my 2 cents and ask'n him fer his dad's number...i was cock blocked by a non cock...try'na handle the situation the best she could...NOW...i ain't try'na judge or anything...i'm just say'n...

she was come'n off more like Office Laverne Hooks from the Police Academy flicks...once she got off her high chair

a few more escalate'n words and bitch slapp's were tossed about...back and forth...until the police were finally called and Hooks has the situatioin under her control

finally the shit storm began to calm down and they both just grew a few balls fast and went their separate ways

SHIT!...now there goes my complimentary strip search...oh well...there's always hope later on tonite 

so basically what the moral if this whole shit show was about kittens...WAAAAS...don't be fooled by the shiny object that our Lord Twitter Bitch is dangle'n in front of you...

listen up kittens...we've already seen this clown show once before...remember?...and most us with a function'n brain didn't buy it then

just becuz you play yer violin to the masses on their asses...in order to try and change the topic at hand with yer game of Russian roulett....yer show will still go on...and this is still goin to happen until we do somethin' about these bank roll'n bitches

now get off my dress!

kill'n the bill

just like Uma did in the 2003 blood bath fight'n against assassins

try'na destroy her and her unborn pile of puke...it pretty much summed up what happened with the whole "replace & repeal" plan that a majority of republicants and republicunts had been try'n to do fer the past 7 years...if it had passed (i much preferred to call it the "bait & switch" bullshit plan)...cuz it would'a had the same outcome for roughly 24 million kittens if it had passed...(and that's like almost no where near thee amount of kittens that follow me weekly...that would'a potentially missed out on my weekly insightful and rivet'n journalistic stories)...thankfully some of the GOP'ers actually dropp'd their barely there shriveled nuts...grew a conscious...or actually listened to their constituents or risk loose'n their paycheck...in either case...they kung-fu-fuck'd the H-E-double hockey sticks outta doey-eyed speaker anal drippage of the house and that TWITTER BITCH's plan to obliterate OBAMACARE...in turn...destroy'n any hope fer try'na kill off the majority of his brain dead zombie's who choked on all the "juice" he poured fer them dur'in his campaign

but don't take my ramble'n word fer it...political funny pussy and Jerri Blank's prettier sister SAMANTHA BEE irons it out a lil bit more clearer

so the TWITTER BITCH...marinated in his soiled bvd's...hopped in his presidential mobile and sped off to his sanctuary tree house at Mar-La-Go

this is yet just another blow fer the white house's TWITTER BITCH...who...once again...has failed to try and pass his travel ban (much like he does his weekly bowel movements)

all becuz his heroin hooked scarecrow and 2017 kaeopectate spokesmodel...tweeted him late one nite...after watch'n a Bruce Willis marathon...

that foreigners had infiltrated and attacked the Nakatomi Plaza in downtown LA and immediate action needed to be done

and with the TWITTER BITCH's hot headed press secretion try'na to sit and spin his boss's every twisted tweets like a hemorrhoidal roller-coaster

these 2 clowns are just simply worn out..but take'n it fer the team

of course we all know...this is just a hopeful distraction on his admins part...

 to try and get the cancellation of this years hottest tv series...so they won't have to stand in the unemployment line they wanna get rid of

and you'd have to be a complete brain dead zombie to think that the FBI's Nellie Olsen NUNES would ever be an independent critic...since he was busted try'n to block the release of the much anticipated reason fer treason... 

this summer season...filled with intrigue and inhibitions about the unbridled and unpaid love of assets between a russian and his rectal pirate

though seriously...the only thing he needs to focus all his energy on is the build'n of his new build'n

now get off my dress!