fer just some momentary p-e-r-s-p-i-r-a-t-i-o-n...i'm sorry...what i really meant was i-n-s-p-i-r-a-t-i-o-n...(ummm...no i don't...insert evil grin here)
i never really followed a leader...i am usually followed...granted mostly by space cases who barely know the difference between their ABC's and their STD's...but hey...i always make sure my standards aren't any higher than my heels...it's alot easier to attain them
we ALL hate to be judged...yet we have been guilty of bein' the judge jury and executioner of anyone else who we see unfit to consume the air that we breathe on any given day...depend'n on how many xanax we popped with our percocet of course
unfortunately...legally speak'n of course...we can't go around shoot'n people just cuz they have no reason to live...otherwise...HILLARY would have no one to kick their flap jack'd A double snakes with this fall
we've all had to endure the reign of our fair share of oppressively ignorant
vaginal warts fer the past century...from a space cased molded muffin just stuff'n the airwaves with her biodegradable bullshit just to sell books that is any comedians wet dream
but the cream of the cockless cuntessa's is this right wing'n cunt ruffle...
or rather...was the first lady of conservatism that desperately and single handedly tried to spear-head the demise of equal rights fer all non ball scratchers and non heterosexuals out of the political system durin' her tyrannical reign of oppressiveness since the 1970's
dubbed the "sweethaeart of the silent magority"...this crusted and very much rusted meat socket...Phyllis Syphilis Schlafly...had spent many a years in the political forum denounce'n and try'n to destroy the women's movements...basically suggest'n that they were much better serve'n their country by serve'n their mate...that their snatch was no match when it came to their ball scratch'n counter parts...but lemme tell ya kittens...she wasn't too cracked up about those tulip sniff'n cocksuckers either
though this up-tight twat had the back'n of many CASPER fear'n hand clappers follow'n in her footsteps...she failed to finish'n bake'n her political pie and her amendment failed by the early 80's
with the outt'n of her ass bandit son John in '92 by an activist (which i will say...i am not a fan of but in some circumstances is very warranted)...this cankersaureous coochie thought it was done as a deliberate act to embarrass her politically...but she would not budge on her position on non heterosexuals and she vehemently denounced gay marriage in 2010 state'n "nobody's stopping them from shacking up. The problem is that they are trying to make us respect them, and that's an interference with what we believe"
she also wasn't a big fan of the interracial facials
earlier this year she stumped fer Trump...which is her CASPER fear'n right to do mind you...but it just goes to show you...that after all this time...and as far as the world has evolved...this bitter bearded clam still hadn't changed her position on equal rights fer all after all...she still longed fer a world where women should still be soak'n in it and the bologna ponies just backcombed her bouffant
though she made millions callously collect'n coins fer everything she was fight'n against regarding equal rights with herself bein' an exception of course...this pungently pruned pink taco also backed just about every war and said marital rape was "logistically impossible"
thankfully though...this pungently pickled pussy did her final curtain call when her 92 year old meat curtains...along with her illogical ideology...closed shop fer good last week...she's probably gett'n lucky with Lucifer as we speak...if there's any justice
there are those who might say..."HEY...STOP!...she was more than just a vaginal wart on equal rights...she was also someone's wife...mother...and
grandmother...as well as a great grandmother...where's yer compassion?"
thing is though...hate is hate...no matter how many politically correct
bows you wrap it up in...no matter what age you are...and she was full of it for many many years...fer many many people...by fight'n against equal rights fer all...so if yer gonna desperately try and use that argument with me...then you have to use that same argument fer the likes of...
Hitler
Dahmer
Trump
from the immortal words muttered by one Miss Bette Davis...
"you should never say bad things about the dead...you should only say good things...Phyllis Schalfly is dead...good!"
her legacy will dry up much like her little debbie snack cake has...so if you want to be treated like an equal human bein...and not shamed fer all of eternity on someone's blog...then may i suggest just try act'n like one!
C-U-Next-Time...now get off my dress!
