unique freaks

well..it's happened again kittens...one of the greats from my angst riddled...

youth recently collected his glittered wings to that fabooshka disco party in the great beyond...where ever that is...which was an actual shock as i was try'na land an interview with him a while back

but was comforted by the fact that another great from my angst riddled youth decided to send him off properly without a second thought to their tumultuous beginn'n

so recently...i was accused by some new kitten fucktard...who apparently has the I.Q. of  STD riddled slug...that lives on the corner of no-sense-of-humor lane and go-fuck-yerself drive...who tracked me down thru my

hashtag #FUCKTRUMP somehow and noticed i was an accomplished internationally known blog informant...inform'n me...

my blog don't make no sense to her!

listen here kittens...i will only write this once...10 more times...

i did not chose to write fer the uneducated kittens out there...i was chose'n...i write fer the lowest common denominators and Wal-Mart beauty queens to understand...

if an unfortunate chunk of this great country of deplorable's can vote in the dark side as their leader...that will inevitably lead them down the path of destruction and despair...

then my write'n style ain't far behind...if it's really that HARD to understand...then GET OFF MY DRESS!

i'm not afraid to get my Barbara Wawa blouse dirty if need be...

i'll ask the tough ?'s and bring you the sordid stories i believe that need to be told...

and i will cut the fame shit out that goes along with bein' the unintentionally internationally unknown perform'n illusionist of my own universe that i now am...just to get you the answers that i feel are the most important popular...by me

i'm all about educate'n the masses...who'll sit on their asses...

who have a HARD time try'na figer out those HARD to find situations

but i ain't gonna waste my time with this dick...cuz i'd rather talk about somethin' waaay more perverse...WHY NOT!

i'm talk'n specifically about non vaginal pipeage!

everyone from boys to men...and monkeys to masterpieces

we just can't seem to get ENOUGH of the male persuasion

they come in ALL shapes and sizes :

from those after dinner mints

to those lung removers

from the pretty 

to the perverse

some have made it their business

while others have said it's none of yer business

somehow though...HOLLYWOOD...unfortunately...is NOT in the business

of show'n us enough wood...unless you go to one of those back alley movie theaters...with a  roll of quarters 

though the paps have made it the latest OBSESSION...

from the debonair

to the disabled

and even the fabled

from the trim

to the tuff

we just can't get enough!

and luckily the few...the proud...show it out loud...

from tinsel town

to tv shows

the pricks are FINALLY gett'n the spotlight that they deserve...

instead of being shunned to look like a perv!

let's give it up to the one eyed pirate....

that have to work so HARD...

with the battle of the bulge

so don't be a dick

it's not that hard...do yer due diligence and VOTE this NOV 8th...and

get off my dress!

are you blue?

remember that song from the yester years of sesame street that you can't get outta yer head until you hear the entire song...it talked about racial purity...self indulgence and the separation of free thinkers and pod people?

"one of these things is not like the other...one of these things just doesn't belong..."

so many things make zero sense to me...like fer instance...

why do school teachers grade yer school papers...from A B C D to F

what the H-E-double hockey sticks did the letter E ever do to anyone?

what the fuck is really the purpose of cursive write'n?...outside of cause'n a special form of anal retentiveness

why in the sam hell call it a pair of pants?...when it's only one pant you put on

why do they call it fun size candy?...what's so damn fun about gett'n less candy?

why did some asshole decide to call them chicken fingers?...how many chickens have you seen with fingers?...(not include'n those found at Fukushima)

since the beginn'n of the clown show that began over a year ago...

with each clown try'n to out clown each other...clogg'n the airwaves and any social media outlet that would cater to their BS show...with their typical rhetoric brand'n that is worse than an ear-bleed...

cuz in the end...they are ALL only interested in the interest of one group of people

in the end though...most of them wish'd they would'a gone ahead with their instinct and hire'd Miss Grousneck's class to figer out a good strategy fer them to beat the piss outta the other come debate nite...cuz in the end...

the biggest clown beat them at their own game

but with ALL the BS that's been spewed from this financially failed self serve'n compulsively absurd turds loose cannon mouth regard'n gay's to gringo's...vagina's to vets...diaper's to disabilities...it boggles the shit outta me that A-N-Y-O-N-E who hasn't had an Ogilvy home lobotomy perm in the last year...would even consider this cankersaurus clown as a viable option still to this day...

say'n how he's gonna "make america great again"...when he doesn't even have his own crappy clothin' line made in america

don't even get me started on his candy ass'd offspring

with under 45 days left until we rejoice for the 1st Madame President

 in Oval Office...it's scientifically perplex'n that they have still managed to unearth thee most mind-boggle'n hybrid of Wal-Mart beauty kings and queens who still think their metaphoric clown cares for their well bein'

with the BIG debates beginn'n tonite...there is only ONE clear winner

so keep it cool...are you blue?

now get off my dress!

tits up in the rhubarb

everyone out there always has someone that they have to look up to...

 fer just some momentary p-e-r-s-p-i-r-a-t-i-o-n...i'm sorry...what i really meant was i-n-s-p-i-r-a-t-i-o-n...(ummm...no i don't...insert evil grin here)

i never really followed a leader...i am usually followed...granted mostly by space cases who barely know the difference between their ABC's and their STD's...but hey...i always make sure my standards aren't any higher than my heels...it's alot easier to attain them

we ALL hate to be judged...yet we have been guilty of bein' the judge jury and executioner of anyone else who we see unfit to consume the air that we breathe on any given day...depend'n on how many xanax we popped with our percocet of course

unfortunately...legally speak'n of course...we can't go around shoot'n people just cuz they have no reason to live...otherwise...HILLARY would have no one to kick their flap jack'd A double snakes with this fall

we've all had to endure the reign of our fair share of oppressively ignorant 

vaginal warts fer the past century...from a space cased molded muffin just stuff'n the airwaves with her biodegradable bullshit just to sell books that is any comedians wet dream

to a tenaciously tired tuna purse who made things much worse after dropp'n her dance single earlier this year while try'na stump'n fer Trump after her many failed attempts to milk the public's interest by feed'n them as much of her alphabet soup as possible  

but the cream of the cockless cuntessa's is this right wing'n cunt ruffle... 

or rather...was the first lady of conservatism that desperately and single handedly tried to spear-head the demise of equal rights fer all non ball scratchers and non heterosexuals out of the political system durin' her tyrannical reign of oppressiveness since the 1970's

dubbed the "sweethaeart of the silent magority"...this crusted and very much rusted meat socket...Phyllis Syphilis Schlafly...had spent many a years in the political forum denounce'n and try'n to destroy the women's movements...basically suggest'n that they were much better serve'n their country by serve'n their mate...that their snatch was no match when it came to their ball scratch'n counter parts...but lemme tell ya kittens...she wasn't too cracked up about those tulip sniff'n cocksuckers either

though this up-tight twat had the back'n of many CASPER fear'n hand clappers follow'n in her footsteps...she failed to finish'n bake'n her political pie and her amendment failed by the early 80's

with the outt'n of her ass bandit son John in '92 by an activist (which i will say...i am not a fan of but in some circumstances is very warranted)...this cankersaureous coochie thought it was done as a deliberate act to embarrass her politically...but she would not budge on her position on non heterosexuals and she vehemently denounced gay marriage in 2010 state'n "nobody's stopping them from shacking up. The problem is that they are trying to make us respect them, and that's an interference with what we believe"

she also wasn't a big fan of the interracial facials

earlier this year she stumped fer Trump...which is her CASPER fear'n right to do mind you...but it just goes to show you...that after all this time...and as far as the world has evolved...this bitter bearded clam still hadn't changed her position on equal rights fer all after all...she still longed fer a world where women should still be soak'n in it and the bologna ponies just backcombed her bouffant 

though she made millions callously collect'n coins fer everything she was fight'n against regarding equal rights with herself bein' an exception of course...this pungently pruned pink taco also backed just about every war and said marital rape was "logistically impossible" 

thankfully though...this pungently pickled pussy did her final curtain call when her 92 year old meat curtains...along with her illogical ideology...closed shop fer good last week...she's probably gett'n lucky with Lucifer as we speak...if there's any justice

there are those who might say..."HEY...STOP!...she was more than just a vaginal wart on equal rights...she was also someone's wife...mother...and

grandmother...as well as a great grandmother...where's yer compassion?"

thing is though...hate is hate...no matter how many politically correct

bows you wrap it up in...no matter what age you are...and she was full of it for many many years...fer many many people...by fight'n against equal rights fer all...so if yer gonna desperately try and use that argument with me...then you have to use that same argument fer the likes of...

Hitler

Dahmer

Trump

from the immortal words muttered by one Miss Bette Davis... 

"you should never say bad things about the dead...you should only say good things...Phyllis Schalfly is dead...good!"

her legacy will dry up much like her little debbie snack cake has...so if you want to be treated like an equal human bein...and not shamed fer all of eternity on someone's blog...then may i suggest just try act'n like one!

C-U-Next-Time...now get off my dress!