all aboard the bandwagon

it's not like any one of us out there have never tried to gather sympathy

or awareness to whatever hot topic is burn'n like an STD outta hand...to shed some light on whatever the issue is that's unknown to most out there...

who can ferget that time back in '92...when the brilliantly outspoken...doc marten'd irish goddess SINEAD O'CONNOR had told the masses on their ass one even'n dur'in her SNL performance to "fight the REAL enemy!"..only to be crucified & have her spotlight snuffed out...fer speak'n out...by the brain dead masses who were completely oblivious of the unfortunate situation that had been covered up by the Cath-o-lickers fer years

only to have the same masses on their asses pull a 360 years later...condemm'n the church and everyone try'na cash in...without give'n credit...where credit was due!

of course then there was that time almost 10 years later in '07...

when everyone's fav-o-rit saccrinated auto-toned lyp-sync'er...was the pop princess of thee entire planet...who simply had had enough of marinate'n in spray tans and a head full of Sally's beauty supply hair extensions...and decided to jack up her image a bit

by totally hijack'n SINEAD's signature look as her own...to show the world that she was more than just some sauced up corporate sex on a stick...(cuz of dwindle'n cd sales)...the masses on their asses stood up and caressed her flailing career...and throngs of her die hard fans gathered together in unity by start'n a gofundme account to get her a new weave...and a 2nd chance to continue her world domination in the lyn-sync battlefield

now she's lyp-sync'n fer her life in Vegas nite after nite (and trust me...i mean no ill will...but let's be real)...you don't know if yer gett'n the real BRIT BRIT

or her secret service doppelganger Derrick Berry these days...they both sound the same!

so almost 10 years A-F-T-E-R the above tragedy...here we are once again

with another front page celeb trainwreck...starr'n EMPIRE hotness JUSSIE SMOLLETT...allegedly...(in his own words)...bein viciously attacked by a couple of hot homophobic maga wear'n hoodlums...make'n the entertainment circuit appearances plead'n fer boo-hoo justice...blow'n up social media...grasp'n fer as many sympathetically pathetic words of disdain and pleas of encouragement he can rack up...

only to learn days later...OOPS!...that the whole entire situation was orchestrated cuz he just wanted a bigger paycheck...allegedly

now...though i personally think he's a bit fuck'd in the skull to be goin down

this route just to get a bit more benjamins in his bank account...if said accusations come to be true (the juries still out)...only fer the simple fact that it doesn't really help the R-E-A-L victims of the LGBTXYZPDQ community and especially members of the african american LGBTXYZPDQ community...from ever bein' believed when they actually go thru a R-E-A-L situation like his...on a daily basis...without ANY sorta support from celebutards...purposely planted product endorsments and the general main stream media...amongst the many toilet trained chimps purchase'n tickets to whatever tragedy is all the crazy at the moment

BUTT

(and yes...you know there always is one ...dont'cha kitten?)

i DON'T think he should be crucified...and his career completely destroyed

 by the masses on their asses...simply cuz he told an "alternative fact"...when we have a mentally deranged lie'n sack of pig shit...disgrace'n the oval office...ON AN HOURLY BASIS...fer the past 2 years...without ANY sort of retribution!

these brain dead twatters...tweet'n out the basic lynch'n of JUSSIE

cuz he tried gett'n some attention...yet you can purchase front row tickets on stubhub to hear the cricket orchestra in concert at the front steps of the oval office...when it comes to some alt right mentally deranged pig shit psycho fan...who worked fer the coast guard...and planned a massive hit list of many DEMS and media personalities that had a beef with said mentally deranged pigshit in comand...and out of control!

or better yet...not untter'n their disdain with said mentally deranged pig shit try'n to waste MILLLIONS of billions of national emergency benjamins to build his lincoln logs along the southern boarder...instead of fix'n REAL emergencies like...oh i don't know...Flint and Puerto Rico...

or how about Parker Posey's career...i miss here!

get yer priorities straight...this is ALL feed'n in the REAL distraction...

from our mentally deranged lie'n sack of pig shit in command and out of control...a total division and distraction game...that the media has to take some blame for perpetuate'n...but the masses on their asses that are ready to jump on the latest of any bandwagon dribble...open yer mind and look behind the mask...and get off my dress!

a concrete blonde

there have been many many many famous MARILYN's thru out time...

from hollyweird screen goddess MARILYN MONROE

host of SOLID GOLD with her #1 hit 

"you don't have to be a star (to be in my show)"

 MARILYN McCOO

satan's prodigy child MARILYN MANSON

and tv's toughest judgey spanish omelet  MARILYN MILIAN

what was once a glimmer'n hope of an exclusive interview...is now just an intimate tribute on how not to have yer fame and fortune be snuffed out in a blink of an eye  by controlled substances

so kittens...let's put on our parachute pants and hop in our delorean...

back to the age of champagne kisses and cocaine dreams...filled with british lads and shoulder pads...

and learn about thee ever elusive PETER ROBINSON...

best known to most in the 1980's as the gender bend'n beauty called...
MARILYN

born november 3 1962 in Kingston Jamaica....

MARILYN was a force of nature...claw'n his way to make his mark in british pop history

as one of the original BLITZ kids to hit the new romantic scene...

at the infamous BLITZ club in London in the early 80's...MARILYN was destined fer fame and fortune

release'n a string of personally poppy yet emotional hits like...

"calling your name"

"cry and be free"

"baby you left me (in the cold)"

 "you don't love me"

MARILYN also took time to help out fellow brits EURYTHMICS...

by appear'n alongside DAVE STEWART in their paranoid love hit 

"who's that girl?"

anyone live'n thru the excessive opulence of the 80's...

or has read the brilliantly penned and facinate'n autobiography "take it like a man" by BOY GEORGE...knows that these 2 forces of nature were like 2 peas in the cramped pod of fame that started their sinn'n from the very beginn'n

MARILYN was featured as one of the central characters in...

BOY GEORGE's critically acclaimed and TONY nominated musical "TABOO" which delighted fans and found success on both sides of the pond

MARILYN also was one of the many well known celeBRITies...

who put their ego's aside and lent his vocals to one of the biggest charity singles in UK history in 1984 "do they know it's christmas"  

and like most people on their rise to fame like MARILYN...

they often become a sorta pied piper once the spotlight is on them and are followed around relentlessly by hoards of mice fans (i still can't shake my 2)...one such fan that made an impression was none other than BUSH front man who later became Mr. Stefani (and then was not) 

MARILYN has tasted his fair share of celebratory celebrities...

thru out his rise to fame...but i'm sure no one has surprised MARILYN more to the level of their longevity and fame would reach...than when he met a very young Miss Ciccone backstage in his dress'n room after his performance in the BIG APPLE in 1985

though MARILYN's fame has taken a tumble over the years...

MARILYN's presence will never be forgotten...(thanx to my tribute) and especially when you can buy his greatest hits all on one cd at last "DESPERATE STRAIGHT LINES" (well to be fair...it was his only cd)...BUT STILL...it is his greatest to date!

MARILYN had a glimmer of hope of return'n to the music scene...

back in 2016...with his reggay rastafaggian influenced single "LOVE OR MONEY"...only to see his efforts halted and salted once again

who knows what's to become of the elusive MARILYN...

but you've definitely made yer tramp stamp in history kitten!

now get off my dress!

KANKEROUS KASANOVA

gooie gushie gobs of el-love-o wrapped up in a 2 hr tour

make'n you feel like the luckiest loser in the universe...to be with the one yer stapled to (only fer financial reasons)...thanx in part to sappy...syrupy slideshows like these

beautiful beats of heart thump'n poetry...turn'n even the hardest cynic...

into the most love struck critic...thanx in part to these palpable pipes 

well...i'm hear to tell ya kittens...it's all just a gigantic pile of steam'n crap!

i think the Queen of Hearts said it best when she said...

"OFF WITH THEIR HEAD!"

though this may be the week for chocolate nibbleys...long stem roses...

and cheap knock off charms shoved in a powder blue box you stole from yer nana's empty box collection in her moth riddled closet...it ain't ALL flutter'n hearts fer everyone

love...much like THE republicunts & the religious freaks

who've turned a blind eye to those seek'n a better life at the border these past 2 years...is a complete waste of time!

so why not be a head of the game this year and save yer bejamins...

try'n to snag that "special someone"...and just settle fer somethin' special you can enjoy...like a bottle of yer fav-o-rit tekilla...torn apart tunage and terribly classic heart break'n flix to remind yerself...yer better off without them...

 plus it's alot cheaper than kick'n back on some couch try'n to decipher where you went wrong

no one sung it better...than the queen of all heartaches LORETTA LYNN

with her #1 classic..."DON'T COME HOME A DRINK'N (WITH LOVE'N ON YOUR MIND)"

don't fret my lil oatmeal generation...though ya may not know any real

 heartache...unless it comes in the form of a downloadable app...or passive agrssive emoji...i'm sure most of you broken bitches felt the slings and arrows of german's latest saccrinated poptress KIM PETRAS with her bubble gum break-up/obsessed stalker with "HEART TO BREAK"

millenials ain't yer cup of tea?...then why not try some tea and crumpets...

with this classic 80's blow torch song from EURYTHMICS..."YOU HURT ME (AND I HATE YOU)"

rock out yer hatred and disgust with that absofuckinlute fucktard...

in yer fanciest asymmetrical leotard and cool blue cat eyes to MISS BENATAR's anthem "LITTLE TOO LATE"

if these melodic melodies of madness ain't gett'n that thorn in yer side...

outta yer head...perhaps somethin' on the boob tube will do the trick...like the Mistress of the Dark once said "revenge is better than christmas"

does yer dearly departed got'cha down? nothin' says "i really love you"...

now that yer stale fuck is outta yer life fer good...especially when some fucktwat at yer insurance company accimentally adds a few extra 000's to yer late hubbies insurance policy check...and you decided to pamper yer pussata along with yer BFF in the Canary islands

though twisted and fucked in the head...pedophiles are people too...

they just got their sexual screws...screwed up...with this dark and twisted tale of internet intrigue and inescapable surgery...that won't cost you a penny...just yer...ummm....lemme see...how can i say this d-i-s-c-r-e-e-t-l-y?....PENIS!

if that don't do it fer ya...try popp'n in this retold 80's heart warmer...

"MY BLOODY VALENTINE"...in 3D..why not!

cross yer heart and hope they'll die...cuz it don't get any better than give'n it to em up close and personal in a gas mask

rehabers rejoice cuz there's even one fer the junkie lovers to understand...

"SID AND NANCY"

starr'n the brilliant Gary Oldman as the ruined rocker Sid Vicious from the punk band "THE SEX PISTOLS" ...torn between his 2 lovers...his heroine...and his heroin...and Chloe Webb as the annoy'nly whiney narcotic push'n heroine Nancy Spungen...Courtney Love of "HOLE" fame...makes an appearance as Gretchen...one of their BIG APPLE junkie friends

so in the immortal words of one classy & sassy Florence Jean Castleberry

valentine's day can "KISS MY GRITS"

so there ya have it kittens...i welcome you to the broken hearts club...

table fer one...have a not so happy valentine's day this year...and puhleez...

get off my dress!