ORANGE IS NOT the NEW BLACK

just so there's NO confusion this week...

i absolutely fuck'n luv Luv LUV this show...i'm finally gett'n around to season 3...and can't get enough of it...and yes i know i'm a bit behind the program sceduel'n...sue me kittens...but that's not why i'm here today

no...i think Camera Obscura said it best when they said...

"lets get out of this country"...

oh...not just cuz LORD ORANGE ANUS was "conveniently" give'n the keys to the big house last week...by fault of the lame electoral college mind you...

this loud mouth'd...trigger tweet'n happy...lie'n...mysogynistick...non tax pay'n...Russian luv'n...racist inciter DID NOT WIN the PEOPLE'S VOTE

SHE DID!

NO...it's cuz ALMOST half of this country is unfortunately...

 a bunch of brainless fuckwadian deplorables with no moral compass and no sense of compassion fer their neighbors...include'n some related to me by my bloodline or that are in my circle of "friends"

he may be the puppet runn'n the country to the ground fer the next 4 yrs

BUTT...

this clown WILL NEVER be MY PRESIDENT...since all he cares about...is HIS OWN special interests...P-E-R-I-O-D!

don't even get me started on his snakey lil VP puppet master Lucifer...

who's already up to his dirty lil tricks...that everyone bitched about with HILLARY over the past year

i'm not waste'n any time with what's to come fer the next 4 years...but trust me when i say...one things fer damn sure...Joan would have to fight tooth and nail to have it her way...were she still around...

so i don't wanna hear from ANYONE who voted fer the Dark Side...

when the Dark Lord Orange Anus strips a majority of this country from it's freedoms we once took fer granted...

with his band of despicables pull'n his strings

when it's all over...you'll wish they were in fer another 4 more years...

we've come so far as a country and i personally wanna THANK YOU a million times over Mister President and First Lady fer all that you 2 have done these past 8 years and for putt'n up with all the BS that you had to...i wish you both all the best

now just get off my dress!

unique freaks

well..it's happened again kittens...one of the greats from my angst riddled...

youth recently collected his glittered wings to that fabooshka disco party in the great beyond...where ever that is...which was an actual shock as i was try'na land an interview with him a while back

but was comforted by the fact that another great from my angst riddled youth decided to send him off properly without a second thought to their tumultuous beginn'n

so recently...i was accused by some new kitten fucktard...who apparently has the I.Q. of  STD riddled slug...that lives on the corner of no-sense-of-humor lane and go-fuck-yerself drive...who tracked me down thru my

hashtag #FUCKTRUMP somehow and noticed i was an accomplished internationally known blog informant...inform'n me...

my blog don't make no sense to her!

listen here kittens...i will only write this once...10 more times...

i did not chose to write fer the uneducated kittens out there...i was chose'n...i write fer the lowest common denominators and Wal-Mart beauty queens to understand...

if an unfortunate chunk of this great country of deplorable's can vote in the dark side as their leader...that will inevitably lead them down the path of destruction and despair...

then my write'n style ain't far behind...if it's really that HARD to understand...then GET OFF MY DRESS!

i'm not afraid to get my Barbara Wawa blouse dirty if need be...

i'll ask the tough ?'s and bring you the sordid stories i believe that need to be told...

and i will cut the fame shit out that goes along with bein' the unintentionally internationally unknown perform'n illusionist of my own universe that i now am...just to get you the answers that i feel are the most important popular...by me

i'm all about educate'n the masses...who'll sit on their asses...

who have a HARD time try'na figer out those HARD to find situations

but i ain't gonna waste my time with this dick...cuz i'd rather talk about somethin' waaay more perverse...WHY NOT!

i'm talk'n specifically about non vaginal pipeage!

everyone from boys to men...and monkeys to masterpieces

we just can't seem to get ENOUGH of the male persuasion

they come in ALL shapes and sizes :

from those after dinner mints

to those lung removers

from the pretty 

to the perverse

some have made it their business

while others have said it's none of yer business

somehow though...HOLLYWOOD...unfortunately...is NOT in the business

of show'n us enough wood...unless you go to one of those back alley movie theaters...with a  roll of quarters 

though the paps have made it the latest OBSESSION...

from the debonair

to the disabled

and even the fabled

from the trim

to the tuff

we just can't get enough!

and luckily the few...the proud...show it out loud...

from tinsel town

to tv shows

the pricks are FINALLY gett'n the spotlight that they deserve...

instead of being shunned to look like a perv!

let's give it up to the one eyed pirate....

that have to work so HARD...

with the battle of the bulge

so don't be a dick

it's not that hard...do yer due diligence and VOTE this NOV 8th...and

get off my dress!

are you blue?

remember that song from the yester years of sesame street that you can't get outta yer head until you hear the entire song...it talked about racial purity...self indulgence and the separation of free thinkers and pod people?

"one of these things is not like the other...one of these things just doesn't belong..."

so many things make zero sense to me...like fer instance...

why do school teachers grade yer school papers...from A B C D to F

what the H-E-double hockey sticks did the letter E ever do to anyone?

what the fuck is really the purpose of cursive write'n?...outside of cause'n a special form of anal retentiveness

why in the sam hell call it a pair of pants?...when it's only one pant you put on

why do they call it fun size candy?...what's so damn fun about gett'n less candy?

why did some asshole decide to call them chicken fingers?...how many chickens have you seen with fingers?...(not include'n those found at Fukushima)

since the beginn'n of the clown show that began over a year ago...

with each clown try'n to out clown each other...clogg'n the airwaves and any social media outlet that would cater to their BS show...with their typical rhetoric brand'n that is worse than an ear-bleed...

cuz in the end...they are ALL only interested in the interest of one group of people

in the end though...most of them wish'd they would'a gone ahead with their instinct and hire'd Miss Grousneck's class to figer out a good strategy fer them to beat the piss outta the other come debate nite...cuz in the end...

the biggest clown beat them at their own game

but with ALL the BS that's been spewed from this financially failed self serve'n compulsively absurd turds loose cannon mouth regard'n gay's to gringo's...vagina's to vets...diaper's to disabilities...it boggles the shit outta me that A-N-Y-O-N-E who hasn't had an Ogilvy home lobotomy perm in the last year...would even consider this cankersaurus clown as a viable option still to this day...

say'n how he's gonna "make america great again"...when he doesn't even have his own crappy clothin' line made in america

don't even get me started on his candy ass'd offspring

with under 45 days left until we rejoice for the 1st Madame President

 in Oval Office...it's scientifically perplex'n that they have still managed to unearth thee most mind-boggle'n hybrid of Wal-Mart beauty kings and queens who still think their metaphoric clown cares for their well bein'

with the BIG debates beginn'n tonite...there is only ONE clear winner

so keep it cool...are you blue?

now get off my dress!