Abe the bearded babe introduced the emancipation of aunt Jemima so she no longer hadda flip flapsjacks fer anyone but her own family fer a change
Mr. Letterman introduced our insomniatic attacks to top 10 lists and stupid pet tricks
lil Jonnie Cougar introduced us to "little pink houses...for you and me"
"religious restoration freedom act"...
well...big wigs at major corporations like Salesforce...PayPal...Angies List and Apple condemned the new law and some even decided to pull their...
piggy banks and skedaddle outta town...even their next door neighbor a short 14 hour drive away...decided to close up shop
but praise all those who follow that delusional entity in that puffy palace...
and serve'n the much requested pizza party at their very undelusional entity like union...fer all their unrepentant ring pirates and pole puff'n guests
well kittens...the flood gates of hate opened up wide after their admission and Lucifer's followers followed up with such anger and contempt towards...
THEM...that they were forced to close...T-E-M-P-O-R-A-R-I-L-Y
so they could contact CASPER direct and find a way to regroup...reopen...and rejoice
well i'm here ta tell ya kittens...CASPER was in a 3 way...call with mother nature's kids that nite...but low and behold on bended knees...his kid B-GEE-UZ was available and answered their prayers in the tune of over $800g's
now...i'm sorry fer all the dilapidated homeless shelters...cancer patients...refugee's in 3rd world war torn countries and all the unwanted orphans...but come'on man...this is the best fuck'n misinterpreted PIZZA on the planet my delusional daddy built...and they deserve all the help they can get!
with all the backlash the state has received with this new law...there was somethin' that had to be done pronto...to help restore the family...the faith
and the freedom to serve who they choose...and now...thanx to the Chamber of Commerce's quick think'n to help boost Indiana's exclusiveness...their all new no-homo promo ad clears up any illusion of confusion...by say'n bigotry is beautiful and hate is best served with a side of deeply held religious gravy poured over yer repentant potatoes
hmmm...this is the best money maker since etsy or ebay and i ain't gotta lift a finger...just pout about how the
bible comic book tells me so...then watch
the benjamins flow like Moses part'n
the red sea his flea bitten scalp... or at least that's what this Cooter crusader in Michigan thinks will happen fer him
though some good has come outta all this insanity from the new law....
signed in Indiana...as this smart tart purchased the domains of 6 republicants and republicunts that signed thier deeply held hidden agenda into law...
as a sorta learn'n tool to educate them and their fucked flock of brain dead
bible beater eaters comic book crack-heads
after all was said and done though...there was a slight tweek in the law...
but seriously kittens...with states try'n to pass laws like these in 2015...
though they may not believe in behead'n or burn'n or blow'n themselves up...how are they NOT any different that ISIS?
these archaic laws will not last...the new generation is on the rise and has a completely different view on humanity...these
the past shouldn't haunt the future...unless yer future is in the past!
now get off my dress!