"opinions are like assholes...we all have one!"
so once the dearly departed Purple Paisley man himself left the build'n
unexpectedly last month...the music world was at a loss...and regardless what the circumstances were...whether you thought he was a musical genius...(as i did)...or simply thought of him as just another drugged out statistic...either case...does not erase his entire legacy he left on the Minneapolis sound or his imprint in the music world
flash forward to the obligatory tributes that would be presented
to honor his incredible legacy...from Minneapolis to Milan and everywhere in between
when i heard that none other than the QUEEN herself would be
pay'n tribute to Minnesota's own masterpiece...i was beyond excited to see what she would once again pull off to perfection...as she did with the Superbowl years back
but of course anyone...whether yer a life long fan...or just some...bored ageist/uneducated millennial...try'n to pathetically change a bunch of
krusty entertainment mucky muck's decision to have MADONNA not do the PRINCE dedication last sunday nite...who's only purpose in their pathetick FB life is to desperately try and dismantle Madonna's beyond extraordinaire talent & legacy that she single handedly created on her own and has continued to own in the spotlight fer the last 30+ years...just to see how many people either "liked" or responded to their pathetic petition
case in point...this
(well i can admit he did dj my highly successful official "REBEL HEART" tour party @ some non heterosexual liquor establishment last october when the QUEEN was in town) was not a fan of Billboard's pick as the QUEEN to pay tribute to the PRINCE...fine...like the statement above...yer entitled to yer opinion...but you also do realize that yer opinion can and will be dissected by whomever happens to see it in their feed...if they're bored while wait'n fer their nails to dry...so let the games B-E-G-I-N!
as another post post popped up...i decided to post just a simple retort to both their posts
but apparently...no meteorologist could predict the sudden shit storm that was about to go down all from MY SIMPLE OPINION...and lemme tell ya somethin'...homo don't play that!
think'n that the clouds would just eventually dissipate...i continued to wait fer my paint to dry...
well Miss SENSITIVE CUNT RUFFLE DAVIS...if you thought i was RUDE already...you ain't seen nutt'n yet cuz this is MY UNIVERSE and yer rays cannot harm me here...now be gone before someone drops a house on you too...in the distance...i could tell a tornado of stupidity was about to begin
so apparently Miss Davis had back-up..to back her up...
i guess Missy Thomas pulled up her trusty book of salacious synonyms by desperately try'n to rip me a new A double snake hole with my name
of course by now...the moderator of the post decided to chime in...while i aptly applied a 2nd coat...so of course you know it was time to remove my muzzle
in the old days...this would've been settled with a simple joust'n session on a horse i believe...but OHHH NO!
no...but as a producer/editor/director of Urban Primate Studio in the year 2016 i guess you can...good fer you kitten!...but Miss Thomas would rise up once again and hadda hysterically throw in a lil more lame shade... before she started her home lobotomy perm
HELLO...then Miss "scratch my record" Blowtorch...who easily knew the outcome before the show would even begin apparently...hadda toss her twat into this rectally retarded ring
by now...the paint had dried and i was fried that my SIMPLE OPINION in the very start could cause a commotion with supposedly educated adults (and i use that term "educated" very loosely) but oh did she tighten her pigtails and pull up her big girl britches and let me have it...
again...HER OPINION...but seriously Miss Blowhard...sweeping the bathroom floors of condoms and cum rags at Paisley Park does not really make you an educated Purple expert...now does it?
except there really was nothing to ACCEPT you dime store dj...it was merely AN OPINION from yer post...SIMPLE PIMPLE!
well again...just cuz he
"spins records" pushes buttons on his ipod...and continued to not let the entire conversation go...(well unless she was paint'n her nails too) she apparently can't figer out that my retorts to other posts were MY OPINION...there was no argument that i started at all...but i believe YOU HAVE!
so in the end...Miss Reeces Peace's...by the almighty power vested to her in her most passive aggressive ways...with the help of her army of FB "friends"...decided she could no longer handle MY OPINIONS and banished me from her page...F-O-R-E-V-E-R...
leave'n me all alone along the informational highway...bring'n my FB army down by one
dear CASPER...THERE'S NOTHIN' LEFT TO LIVE FOR...I MIGHT AS WELL TAKE EM ALL!
well...in the end...as the last remain'n trinity of musical geniuses...
MADONNA did a perfectly acceptable tribute to a friend...musical genius and former flame fer live tv...and the asshats with their OPINIONS weren't even on the entertainments radar and a complete waste of precious time!
now get off my dress!