that's right kittens...grab yer lil brainwashed bastards...hold onto yer
whiskey holy water...hunker down and prey on the daylight...cuz lemme tell you...once the sun has set in the east...oh trust me and it will...that great flesh lust'n unapologetic phoenix will rise from the depths of the debaucherous pansified pumpkin patch...hunt you down and steal yer sanctimonious soul...yer righteousness...force you to flee yer delusional belief system...and break you and yer marriage down...til yer sooo weak that everything you stand fer just flickers and dies
but Miss Rommel ain't have'n none of it...this holier-than-thou-batshit-crazy-unglued CASPER crusader became unhinged recently over the SCOTUS rule'n...from what i gather thru all the chaos...bipolar Becky wants you braindead neo-nazi comic book cherry pickers to rise up and pray the bejezuz outta those beelzebub butt pirates try'na tie the knot...cuz that's just not gonna happen in her world
poor poor Beckers...i'd really really love to "like you" and would want nothing more in the whole wide world than to be yer bestie...if you would just pick a
topic rant and stick with it...but NO!...yer all over the fuck'n map...hang in their kitten...i'm gonna get right back to you...but in the mean time...yer anti-sanctuarial words have not gone unheard...you have reached out and touched someone all the way over in Shreveport Arizona...who so eloquently is praise'n yer peachy preach!
of course she wasn't the only one not too happy with those 5...
blasphemous bench warmers...the 3
witches of eastwick bitches of Decatur County in Tennessee...(from the land where own'n all yer teeth is but a mere luxury...not necessarily a necessity)...decided that if they can't have it their way...as it says in their CASPER crusade'n comic book...well then...they wuz gonna huff and puff their lil nonsatanical hooves out the front door and close up shop fer the whole damn town
things is ladies...this ain't 1992...there's plenty of unemployed non religious whores that'll snap those positions up in a heartbeat...and though i'm sure yer bodies are live'n on hope and plausible prayers as yer breasts sink closer and closer to the sink drain...i mean...that's fine if yer leave'n cuz of yer religiously rhetorical reason'n...but that also means you probably outta think twice about popp'n into Betty's Beehive to get yer hair and nails did by Eddie Cumagin...or even swing'n into the Piggy Wiggly after yer AA/crochet meet'ns and gett'n yer meat from Justin Sydum...i'm just say'n...they ain't hang'n down at the ol' Hurry back Inn on the weekends fer nutt'n...so buh bye FELICIA!
oh what perfect time'n with the discussion to remove the confederate flag
so eloquently speak go all cerebal palsy about the abomination colors molest'n the WHITE HOUSE on the South Carolina floor...Senator Lee Not-So-Bright ranted on about all those non conformist confectionary tea baggers right to wed...thanx to SCOTUS open'n the doors fer Sodom and Gomorrah fest 2015 all across the nation ...lett'n everyone know that...
wait a minute...wait a minute...WAIT-A-MINUTE!...lemme break it down fer ya mr. manipulate'n maniac...wait a minute?...we ain't gotta explain shit to you...WE WON...so sit down and shut up!
i think Jon Stewart broke it down best so even the most hard headed hate'n non homo can understand it...hopefully!
to sum it up fer ALL those that have religious issues with hot ass pump'n...throat plunge'n...or kitty kat scratch'n marriages...you don't like it...then here's a quarter...buy a clue...DON'T MARRY ONE!...yer idiotic religiously ideologistic arguments about how now that means you could marry yer dog...is completely insane...cuz unless you can find a breed that can comprehend and understand what everyone is say'n and can say "I DO" without the help of computer manipulation or a ventriloquist...then you would actually be considered a bigamist...cuz i've seen pix of yer wife...