we are bombarded by it...24/7...from sunrise to sunset
from morn'n wood
to gett'n as moist as a betty crocker cake down there in the nibbley parts
you can't escape it…no matter how HARD you try!
it's on all our NEED-2-KNOW-NOW nightly news programs
by the check-out counter at yer fav-o-rit non denominational grocier
from the locker room...
to the library
i heard they’re even passing out condoms to kindergarteners these days
rub-a-dub-dub…3 men in a tub
(menage a toi’s were socially acceptable and encouraged even back then)
little bo peep…"lost her sheep"
(ya right...they're clearly talk'n about devirginalization here…who knew?)
little miss muffet...blah blah blah...then along came a spider
(looks like missy fergot to add spemicidal jams and jellies to the area)
to Blah Blah
from the playground...
to the priesthood
from KD Lang...
to Katy Perry
from Crystal Gayle...
to Krystal Kleer
from Bettie Page...
to Betty White
from Elvis’s hips...
to Jagger’s lips
to a half twat
from a BOY who looked like a gurl...
to a girl who now is a boi
from an artist formerly known as annoying...
to a former artist that just became annoying
it can be used by one Miss Stone...
or it could just get you dethroned
it's animal instinct...
it'll make you think
it's can be absolutely fabulous
or an absolute mess
with a girl
(not endorse’n necrophilia…this is just an iconic image of sexy to me)
or a boy
(jesus...call me...i'm available)
just make 100% sure...you know what yer doin and what you want...