Monday, September 25, 2017

SPIKE IT!

with the cool crisp breeze in the air...depend'n on the area code yer in
of course...begins yet another season of "DANCE'N WITH THE LEAVES"...which...quite frankly...is much more entertain'n to me than say that other ego stroke'n reality show...where all has-been actress's...actress's-a-like and whacktresses's end up on once their career has had a major stroke
it's finally time you can wear those angora sweaters you been knitt'n like a catholicker on crack all year long
but of course this also means we'll be condemned to roughly 6 months of some pumpkin spiced bullshit on every fuck'n counter top to every damn bar stool concoction known to the free world
but most of all...i'll be subjected to 6 months of beer guts and beer nuts...a time honored american tradition fer over 150 + years
ever since the beginn'n of the bustle ...we've been subjected to the hustle

i mean really though...i never got the FULL concept of football...a bunch of guys huddle'n tightly together in a circle jerk formation...in very tight knee 
padded culottes...grabb'n big balls underneath their legs...from tight ends to wide receivers...hmmm...seems a bit non heterosexual to me...but let's move on to the real story...shall we kittens?
so ever since that extremely hot chocolate (that's Kaepernick fer you overly sensitive PC dicks) decided to play his 1st amendment card...fer the 2nd time...by kneel'n fer all the disrespect and shoot'ns that blacks and minorities have received thru-out this country in the very recent past and fer all the unfortunate future present situations
#45 ended up toss'n a tantrum recently...wait...i'm sorry...that was a bit disrespectful of me fer call'n the one who's occupy'n the BIG HOUSE...i meant to say...our loud-mouthed-bloated-mentally-deranged TWITTER BITCH-in-unfortunate-command-and-out-of-control-piece-of-clown-shit...at one of his recent weenie roast stops in banjo county...call'n on the NFL leaders to "get that son of a bitch off the field right now" and fire any future players fer kneel'n durin' that anthem song
which to be honest...i don't think ever made Casey Kasem's top 20 list...so maybe they outta rethink about update'n the damn song...
has anyone tried to contact Diane Warren?
but to be fair ...i'll play devil's advocate fer a mere moment...and let this
tang sprayed jackass play his 1st amendment card...FINE!...NO WAIT!...sorry i can't...that's like try'na listen to a buddhist on barbiturates
i believe it was the soul sista herself who once sang
"R-E-S-P-E-C-T...find out what it means to me"
yer the one hold'n the hightest office in the country that little kittens and the country are suppose to look up to in times of need and unity...yet...yer on prime time tv...viciously vommit'n out this volatile bullshit to someone stand'n up for their rights...by kneel'n down...instead of help'n out the many victims of the recent natural disasters in this country (and i ain't talk about YOU!)
where was this insane spewage of disgust from his brain dead trumpanzee's...when Heather Heyer was mowed down by one of yer mentally deranged white supremacists in North Carolina?...could it be cuz this diarectic dicktator'n dipshit doesn't know the diff between HATE SPEECH and FREEDOM OF SPEECH?
or when he himself couldn't put his hand over his heart dur'n the pledge of allegiance?...(wait...i guess he has a good enough excuse...cuz he had his cold dead heart removed right after child birth...along with his brains...morals...respect...compassion...do i need to go on?)
but wait...there's more...
our 5th avenue fraudster (who remember said he could stand in the middle of 5th avenue and "shoot somebody and wouldn't loose any voters"...tried to rescind his invitation to the BIG HOUSE...via twitter...to another super hot chocolate...STEPHEN CURRY...after he already said he had zero interest in goin  there in the first place
even everyone's fav-o-rit secretary from the south...DORALEE...couldn't escape the rabid bite from the zombie apocalyptick asswipes recently

those who oppose what certain sports figures or hollyweird entertainers 
have to say about ANYTHING political...can kiss my grits!...they have just as many opinions and deserved to be heard like EVERYONE else unfortunately in this country...even if they are lobotomized brain dead TWITTER BITCH troopers
say'n that Kaepernick or any other kneeler is bein' unpatriotic "protest'n"
 the flag...is like say'n that the lil spit fire sparker of the civil rights movement ROSA PARKS...was protest'n the public transportation system...
but you've completely lost yer argument all you brain dead lobotomized trumpanzee's...lost it BIGGLEY!

there must be some smart smitten kitten out there that knows that this...
tiny handed tantrum troll has clearly broken the constitution...but even bigger than that...#45 is use'n that age old trick of divide and conquer...by bein' a shrewder colluder and flipp'n the news stories
if yer merely gett'n yer bloomers in a bunch over a bunch of players...
take'n a stand over racial profile'n and not a by a president mock'n a P.O.W...yer not a patriot at all...yer just a complete and utter asshole!
the only way we can settle this annoy'n mess...is by 2 simple words...
ROBERT MUELLER...#45 is NOT...HAS NOT & WILL NOT ever be presidential...he's a pathetick pussy'n grabb'n mentally deranged lie'n boil on the butt of human deecency...PERIOD!...and those who follow him are calous & complicit in his pukage!

though you may have a small group of mechanical menaces kneel'n to 
yer every word...the rest of us with a work'n brain...WILL NOT BOW DOWN to #45's bullshit bullhorn rhetoric...you work fer US you short tempered...ego maniac...bitch...now start clean'n up yer room...cuz it ain't yers fer very much longer!

don't like MY OPINION on the matter...well then...you can just kiss my
unintentionally internationally unknown perform'n illusionist of my own universe A double snakes...cuz i ain't kiss'n yers fer ANY approval


so #TAKEAKNEE  #LOCKHIMUP &  #GETOFFMYDRESS!

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