with not a single provebial paddle to be found...and it just so happens...i recently found myself test'n said waters...when my fairly new brookstick on wheels decided to go down fer the count one nite...on my way to the auto mechanics...durin' the 1st significunt snow fall of the season...with no reason!
thankfully...i was fortunate enough to make it to the mechanic before i
broke down...and got down...on my knees...to pick up my keys (pervie)...i mean...he was more than "accommodate'n" to my every need luckily (or at least that's what i kept tell'n myself he could be when he got up under my hood)...though...it turned out roughly 24 hours later...i found out apparently that my $300 snow job...could'a been cured with a $1.25 can of diet doke and a blow job
S-E-R-I-O-U-S-L-Y?
always fucked by mechanics (and NOT in the good way unfortunately kittens!)
but of course it's not as bad...but good fer the MAJORITY of the planet
TICK TOCK TICK TOCK...Santa Mueller is on his way...and it's only a matter of time before he slays!
odd was to segway...
BUTT...
recently...i received a desperate FB message from a dear long lost friend
respond'n to a post that i let it be known that i hadn't had internet or cable in my shitbox..(i mean) my quaint and very pleasant lil shit box...in over 10 years...so he graciously sent me his free code to NETFLIX and he may or may not have told me to do a bunch of christmas coke and binge on tv worlds hidden treasure (well...at least to me anyways and probably most 3rd world countries) that i've been unaware of fer the past 4 seasons...so i may or may not have done a bunch of christmas coke and stapled my eyelids to my temples last weekend...and lemme tell ya...i was a junkie like a hooker to heroin...i couldn't stop!
created and starr'n the dynamic canadian comedic time'n of real time daddy/son duo...(don't get it all twisted sicko's...i ain't talk'n role play'n...well not today anyways) EUGENE LEVY as Johnny Rose the bread winner...head of the household and the level headed biz man with the brains to cut thru all the bullshit and gets to the point...and DAN LEVY as David Rose...the melodramatic son...with a certain sorta savior flare if you will...who teeter totter's when it comes to his sexual preferences (although you know from the very start...it's ALL fer show...we ALL have "those" kinda friends who are "str8 act'n and appear'n"...but are the 1st ones with their feet stapled to the ceil'n before ya even get the chance to shut the front door)
also starr'n CATHERINE O'HARA as mother Moira Rose...the x soap star...turned socialite and charity organizer...a fashionista resistance of all poly blends in this quaint lil shithole of a town...with a big vocabulary and even a bigger wig collection...and AMANDA WALSH as the saucy spoiled flirtatious daughter Alexis Rose...think Paris Hilton without the overdose of lip plumper
after own'n a successful video rental empire in the NY area...
it ends up goin belly up...after their manager pulled some shenanigans by not pay'n their yearly taxes...so they loose their entire family rental fortune to the government and are forced to move into adjoin'n rooms in a road side motel...in some po-dunk town the father bought as a joke years earlier fer his son's 16th birthday...simply known as SCHITT'S CREEK
where they have to relearn how to communicate with one another and come together as a family and figer a way to survive with what lil they possess
run by the mayor and his wife Roland and Jocelyn Schitt...played by CHRIS ELLIOTT and JENNIFER ROBERTSON
with p-l-e-n-t-y of eye candy fer the laydees
and ladies alike!
every episode will keep you in stitches in yer britches...seriously kittens!
just make sure you tinkle...before you sprinkle all over yer furniture!...season 5 comes out in jan...and i'm already goin thru major major withdraws
so i contacted my good friends at google...and to my surprise...i bought myself an early xmas prezzie to the travel'n SCHITT'S CREEK up close and personal tour...
click her to see if SCHITT'S CREEK is come'n to yer town
whether you wanna illegally download...Netflix or hard copy this series
pack yer paddle...staple yer eyelids to the back of yer head (or coke it it up...if that's yer preferred method to stay awake) and just do it...oh yea...and don't ferget
get off my dress!
get off my dress!
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