tiresome and dreadfully annoy'n pandemic damnpanic times (though i'm sure if Anne Frank were still among us...she'd simply hollar in her softly somber voice "HEY...DON'T BITCH!") which is true...so all those holier than though protest'n privileged anal warts just need to get a grip...grab a bottle...hunker down and just imagine that the COVID are NAZI'S...and YOU ARE ANNE FUCK'N FRANK!
(to clear-up any confusion...i ain't referr'n to Anne actually fuck'n a Frank)
in either case...mine came to me in the form of some bleached blonde...
ogilvy'd home permed...foul mouthed...trailer parker last week named RUTH LANGMORE who executed her southern drawl perfectly by the lovely JULIA GARNER...from the ever popular dark drama series OZARK on Netflix
starr'n JASON BATEMAN as the hot-to-trot-wheel'n-deal'n-fuck-me-gently-with-a-chainsaw daddy-o MARTY BYRDE
and his equally financially invested wife WENDY BYRDE played by the incomparably talented & gorgeous LAURA LINNEY
included amongst the cast is the diabolically divorced lipsticked lezbitronic VIP to the mexican cartel...HELEN PIERCE...played by the deviously delicious JANET MCTEER
the ONLY thing i can really complain about with this unfuckingbelievably
MUST SEE drama series on Netflix is...it's damn snoreville opener!
i mean...i don't expect a "come and knock on our door" jingle...
nor some "fish don't fry in the kitchen...beans don't burn on the grill" diddy...
or even a "J...J..J...is for Julie...U...U...U are unique"...i'm just say'n...you can loose yer brain dead audiences attention within 30 seconds (statisticlickers like me say)
may i suggest...at the very least...throw in an almost inappropriate flash pic of JASON water'n his hose (it's a thought you might wanna mention at the next season 4 meet'n with yer graphic arts department) either case kittens...this is a MUST NOT MISS series!
BUTT...that ain't all that's got my attention durin' lock-down
everyone's fav-o-rit BOY is finally back with his rasta infused ear candy
"THIS IS WHAT I DUB vol 1" (download yer copy today)
dropp'n his 1st hit with the hauntingly somber "CLOUDS"
followed by the perfect relaxed mood stabilizer fer the times in "ISOLATION"
and his latest rasta pasta kaleidoscopic infused jam "STAR DUB" feature'n LINTON KWESI JOHNSON
and just cuz i absofuckinglutely love the melodramatics of "FRANTIC" with many other surprise guest appearances...
like the suprise duet with the ever emotionally charged irish songstress SINEAD O'CONNOR
of course...don't you hate when this happens to MEEEEEEEEEEEE?
so the other day...as i was alphabetize'n my emotional breakdowns...and pick'n a fight with my less than desirable personalities try'na tell me that culottes were no longer the craze they once were...i happened to get a chime notification from FB...inform'n me of an urgent video i needed to watch...and UGH!...turns out...it was just about the BLUE ANGEL sky birds fly'n over the skies of the Big Apple...Jersey and Philly...in honor of the many health care workers...work'n themselves to death (literally)
in short...ANOTHER devious distraction from that mentally deranged sociopathetik anal wart fer his brain dead lobotomized gimps
P-U-H-L-E-E-Z people...if you really wanna see some BLUE ANGELS...
talk to CYNDI LAUPER about reform'n her kick ass rockabilly band...i'm sure she'd be more than happy to do it fer some worthwhile charity
normally i try my damnedest to just ignore the comments from all those
bleach chugg'n window lick'n non compliant social distance'n fucktwats...praise'n the distractional gesture as is it were some sorta 2nd come'n of CASPER's kid...though after read'n one too many "CASPER bless 'murica...and CASPER bless our disinfectant dipshit doin what's right...those workers deserve this spectacular spectacle" (i'm paraphase'n em out so don't come fer me kittens)
well...i just could no longer contain myself...i hadda jump in!
these brave soldiers of the health care industry DO NOT give 2 shits
nor do they deserve to be played as pawns in some sick and twistedly demented political ad fer the upcome'n election...i tried feel'n the power of TAMMY FAYE to reason with this cloroxed congregation but i just didn't have it in me so i merely responded "the fuck they deserve this you brain dead dipshit! they deserve equipment and they deserve the pay that they are waste'n while they fly over just to boost the mentally deranged bloated anal warts cottage cheesed ass!" a complete waste of roughly $60,000 benjamin's...& of course i copied and pasted my response to the next 14 bleached basturds i happen to come across there after
well apparently a handful were not too damn happy with my response
& decided to report me to the FB secret service agents...where i wasn't even give'n a jury to defend my substantiated actions...instead...
i was give'n a 30 day sentence!
30 DAYS???
i really don't know what i'll be like once i've been released...seriously...
cuz it's only been under a week so far & i'm already goin batshit cray cray fer not bein' able to inject my opinions or like another useless post or send regurgitated birthday wishes to friends i never here from...but i'm sure as shit...it ain’t gonna be pretty!
so fer anyone try'na contact me thru messenger or expect'n a response
from me before may 28th...don't hold yer breath...just GET OFF MY DRESS!
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