Monday, September 9, 2013

the KING of ALL QUEENS!

let's hop on our huffy kittens and take a trip back in time...
to the year 2012!
hey with the rise'n cost of gas prices...and the not so easily attainable plutonium alloy with mega booster rockets engines...we ain't gonna be goin too far...comprendae?!

the 30th anniversary global celebrations have already begun...
for the QUEEN'S very first baby steps into the wonderful world of music domination with the release of her debut album in 1983

burn'n up the airwaves with 5 undeniable smash staples like...






and the "CELEBRATION" continues this week...

with the global release of the QUEEN'S sold-out global experience...





selling over 2 million tickets...

play'n 88 shows...

on 4 continents...

earning over 305 million and easily make'n it THEE CONCERT of 2012 by Billboard magazine

we interrupt this blog fer a very important message...
hi...i'm SALLY STRUTHERS

many of you out there may think the QUEEN has enough money to live a 1000 opulent lifetimes over and over again...and though that may be true...she is also widowed  a divorcee after all...and with her 5 children


strike'n David Banda

beautiful lil Mercy James

and let's not ferget...hot as H-E-double hockey stix Brahim Zaibat

it has take'n a toll to her personal finances...her famous fashion designer friends have even resorted to give'n her even more free stuff than they already have given her fer the past 30 years...she's had to work endless hours to make sure that the children live in a lifestyle that most of us will never dream of dream'n of live'n in...
fer as little as 20 bux...you'll not only be help'n the QUEEN out so she won't have to bend over and break her back (as much anymore) but you'll be putt'n a smile on these precious...precious...P-R-E-C-I-O-U-S lil children so they won't have to go hungry...or be forced to wear last season's Dolce & Gabanna...and still enjoy hopp'n the private plane when they need to leave one of their many million dollar mansions to escape the limelight and the paparazzi and just be a kid hang'n out with their friends...with mothers who don't have as many millions as their mother does...at the Orange Julius in the mall
and even if yer not a familiar fan...like myself...think about someone close to you...a family member...a friend...the trick you kicked out this morn'n...(the person make'n me type this at gun point) and the joy you'll be putt'n in their hearts...know'n they didn't have to spend any of their own hard earned $$$ to purchase this must not not have experience...
won't you pleez think of the children?

this was an important message from SALLY STRUTHERS...and now back to this irregularly scheduled program

the QUEEN's unstoppable force has no signs of slow'n down any time soon!

cuz soon you'll be able to experience the QUEEN'S...





no one comes close to 

now get off my dress

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