Monday, November 11, 2013

precious are few

hey kittens...we can ALL agree on one thing i hope...that EVERYONE likes what they like...right? as long as it doesn't affect YOU personally or legally...
in ANY WAY...SHAPE...or FORM!

some enjoy the bloom'n of spring flowers...
while others are watch'n porn with their current failure at the time...only to make them happy...until he says "hey...can you move yer head so i can see the screen"...as if i ever needed some sorta road map to his rectal cavity 

some enjoy the fresh scent of a newly tapered lawn...
while others are watch'n porn pose'n like some egytian hieroglyphic just to get decent reception on their crappy smart phone in their quaint lil garden shit box apartment...cuz their dumbass can't afford to move up to the 1st floor

some enjoy russel'n around  in the autumn leaves...
while others are watch'n porn at some seedy downtown theater after a brisk afternoon walk in the park...just try'na make the rent

some enjoy cuddle'n up to watch the snowflake ballet...
while others are watch'n porn on a broken down laptop after 20 minutes of hack'n into the neighbors internet service...while cuddle'n up on a cold winters nite...after hours of no takers in the park

while some...well...some others just like to watch'n fuck'n porn...PERIOD!
but whatever yer preference...IT'S YER PREFERENCE!...it shouldn't matter to anyone but YOU! 
(and yer internet provider of course)
a group of free loaders from the instant oatmeal generation...
where invited in to sit down and watch a video about a non heterosexual man propose'n to a non heterosexual man and a non heterosexual woman propose'n to a non heterosexual woman

what you don't know is that we've secretly replaced the brains of these snot nose free think'n less than zero on the hetero haters scale...with an obvious herd of over grown brains from a selective group of seethin' salacious sodomites...just to try and help propagate the penile and peniless agenda...
let's watch what happens here shall we!
so...outside of the pre-schooled puke bucket in blue...who is too adorably delicious (metaphorically speak'n) with his answers to ever get in a cage match with...this very small selected group of KIDS had ZERO issues with somethin' that seems to BE an issue with a select group of the R.R.R.R...
otherwise known as the Rectally Repugnant Religious Reich...who commented on their honest comments...
i've secretly replaced the follow'n actual R.R.R.R members and their ACTUAL comments with foldgers coffee suedo annoyingly barely famous faces that sound like they would've made the same claims...let's hear what they had to say...shall we :


and bein' a complete awesome asswipe ain't? s-e-r-i-o-u-s-l-y...they watched a video about people gett'n proposed to...Miss PainintheAdoublesnakes
not "Derek and the Ass Bandit pt 3"
ferget ask'n the wizard fer a brain...heart...courage or the way home...
what you need is an Ogilvy home lobotomy True Voice of Reason!

DontBeLeftyBehind says...

Listen up DontBeLeftyBehind...first off...lemme get'cha somethin' to drink...
as usual...loose cannons like you are always spew'n diarrhea of the mouth and it's never really attractive on anyone when try'n to make a point...and never gets the job done (and i ain't talk'n about the jobs you refer to as blow when the wife's outta town)...take a shot of mylanta to calm the nerves down...then pop a valium like a normal person...cuz kitten...seriously...you just sound like ya gotta feel some urge to horse whip yer kid if he came home with guyliner on or she bought the entire K.D Lang catalog...it's not ANY different than the family programming that's out there make'n matrimony into a mockery...
with these fine shows!
well...except fer the fact that their marriage proposals weren't sponsored by some corporation

glennkhan says...

 i get where yer come'n from Father Mayitouchyouinappropriatelyinthedark
it's take'n away from yer playtime...but shouldn't you spend more time worry'n about YER actions...than these INNOCENT reactions glennkhank?

Transgendergyrl says...
"i think they put gel in the child's eyebrows, that didn't like homosexuals. Creating "horns"...how pathetic" 

ok...you might not be part of the R.R.R.R club Transgendergyrl...
but seriously kitten...aren't ya pull'n at straws there?...that's like say'n Britney has a future in Opera

Sara Elisabeth Rayner says... 

ummm thing is Miss Ihaven'tbeenfuckedproperlyinyears Rayner...
they weren't try'n to to learn how to defuse a nuclear reactor...they were just give'n their opinion...not bein' told to go forth and help indoctrinate their friends

we got time fer one more reaction from the R.R.R.R...

1waitasec says...
"I love homosexuals, but it's a sin."
then you don't love homosexuals.

"No matter your opinion."
only yours counts, right?

"It's a sin and it will be punished."
prove it.

"You are not born this way."
yes we are...just as you were born that way...

"That is a lie!"
based on what criteria?

i love you SYBIL..i mean 1waitasec...
"no you don't...yer just some unintentionally internationally unknown perform'n illusionist of yer own universe try'na make a pointless point!

and i think i have...now get off my dress!



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