Monday, June 2, 2014

a TRANNY trainwreck

some may say toe-MAY-toe...others may say toe-MA-toe...
Tara says..."WHA?...where n za hell iz zat waytur wiss ma drink?

today's episode is brought to you by the letters:
W T F?

let's open our minds and start from the top ok kittens...
transgender : the state of one's GENDER IDENTITY

this of course gets confuse'n and turns into some huge cluster fuck...
and misinterpreted by the masses on their asses who don't take the time to turn on the ol' think'n cap cuz they're too consumed with the latest bat boy site'n...

shall we begin...

made famous by one DR. FRANK-N-FURTER in the 1970's...
TRANSVESTITE
one who seeks sexual pleasure by the wear'n of clothin' of the opposite sex
HERMAPHRODITE
 pose'n both sexual organs of the opposite sex...which can be found in the plant...animal or popular mechanics kingdom and born with the right to be both a bitch and a bastard at some point durin' the month

then of course...the lines get a lil blurry with terms like...
TOOTSIE ROLE CROSS DRESSERS...
FABULOUS DRAG QUEENY PERFORMERS...
internationally known GENDER BENDER'S...
or those who are revered as thee...
UNINTENTIONALLY INTERNATIONALLY UNKNOWN PERFORM'N ILLUSIONIST OF THEIR OWN UNIVERSE

which *seek to make the most benjamins with yer bank account basically...
it's all just..say it with me kittens...
an I-L-L-U-S-I-O-N to create C-O-N-F-U-S-I-O-N!
but PUHLEEZ...DON'T confuse them or straddle them in with the TRANSGENDER community...this is not a joke to them...nor is it a plea fer attention...but merely to be ACCEPTED as one who has not been assigned the proper body at birth and have to have a simply complex procedure to correct CASPER's major fuck-up
one of the most famous transgender of the BIG APPLE is renowned socialite/singer/dancer/model/actress...AMANDA LEPORE
SONNY & CHER's child CHAZ BONO
WARHOL superstar's CANDY DARLING and HOLLY WOODLAWN

there have been a handful of motion pictures portray'n...
transgenders...like the brilliant golden globe performance of FELICITY HUFFMAN in "TRANSAMERICA"

and an east Berlin beauty with a chip on her shoulders...
in the spectacularly spellbind'n rock musical...

but some transgendered would only become famous...
after a brutal murder...like BRENDAN TEENA...with HILLARY SWANK's oscar performance in "BOYS DON'T CRY"
    
there is zero doubt that the transgender community hasn't received...
proper equal status...benefits...protections and opportunities like the rest of the population as they so well deserve...and it will most likely be a slow but well worth the fight...but just like any group'n of minoritized kittens...regardless who they may be...unless of course...
yer from that middle aged pasty white loud mouthed casper crusade'n fucktard group...then youz'all get no hall pass at all!

but there are some that are a bit more militant and nit pick'n by bein' sidetracked from the more important issues within their own group...
by fight'n the wrong fight...case in point...RUPAUL'S DRAG RACE season 3 alumni CARMEN CARRERA...who had issues recently with the T-word...formerly known as TRANNY...used by her old boss...
 
formerly known as RUPAUL

it should be noted that CARMEN was a TRANSGENDERED contestant on a NATIONAL DRAG SHOW...which...remember early kittens what you were told about *DRAG?...is all about over indulgence...extravaganza...glitter and glam and she was given a platform to address issues...that are the REAL issues amongst the transgender community as a whole...like house'n...job placement...benefits...among many many MANY  other very more important
REAL issues concern'n the transgender community...but instead CARMEN decided to chastise RU's use of the word "TRANNY" and "SHE-MAIL"
now i don't wanna stand up on my soap box and say i can't be prejudice against the transgender community...
cuz some of my super friends are transgender...
 and it's true (whether you believe me or not so there) they are the nicest people you could ever meet...but just like ANYONE who's militant in ANY GROUP (well minus casper crusade'n self-loath'n closet case'n republicants...cuz it's soaked into their skin at birth...so they're ALL unreasonable fucktards as a whole) but some can be a real pain in the A double snakes!

really kitten...if RU were use'n either word to discriminate...demoralize...or in a derogatory manner to condemn YOU or the rest of the transgender community...which of course he WAS NOT...

well...of course i have used it many a times in context with my friends who are and they themselves have no issue nor want to be bothered with simple words...remember that "stix and stones" say'n CARMEN?
i don't mean to to belittle this beauty...but grow some balls...(oops...that's a bit insensitive...my bad) i mean...ain't ya bein' a lil redickuless here?

apparently CARMEN fluttered a couple other feathers as well...
or writer/song bird/painter and performance arteest and owner of the "SHORTBUS"... JUSTIN VIVIAN BOND...threw her 2 cents into the tranny pot by say'n just "OWN IT"...cuz we'll all get it "in the end"

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