the 1st QUEEN of late nite with her memorable tag line "CAN WE TALK?"
and her own personal punch line to all the plastic surgery procedures...JOAN RIVERS was a hurricane of hilarity that never held back when it came to make'n people laugh...whether it was over triumphs or tragedies...include'n her own...Joan could whip out the one-liners faster than a porn stars prick...
"i'm no cook...when i want lemon on chicken...i spray it with pledge"
gett'n her biggest break in 1965 seal'n her fate as the QUEEN of comedy
by 1983 become'n the 1st woman ever to fill in as the late night host...
pre-plastic surgery of course with many guests...include'n a very young BOY GEORGE
then starred as the 1st ever female late night talk show host in 1986...
a historian of humorous ramblin's...and author of many many books...
include'n "MEN ARE STUPID...AND THEY LIKE BIG BOOBS"..."I HATE EVERYONE...STARTING WITH ME" and her last gem "DIARY OF A MAD DIVA"...Joan told it exactly how it was...PC was never part of her recipe to penn'n a juicy book...
much like the STD test'n requirements fer "massage therapists" ads in the back of all those the local city pages
starr'n in the 1987 1/2 a block buster intergalactic parody "SPACEBALLS"
then in 1990 the made fer tv fluff "HOW TO MURDER A MILLIONAIRE"
as Beverly Hills housewife IRMA SUMMERS
2010 was the perfect tribute to the legend's life in "A PIECE OF WORK"
starr'n as herself...lett'n it all hang out...from her midday yaps to her vaginal flaps
QVC was part of her billion dollar biz fer over 20 years that sold a plethora
of colorful costume crap fer all occasions...Joan made millions of lonely agoraphobics around the world feel a lil less unattractive and a lil more bankrupt...sadly though...
a lot of Indonesian children will be gett'n their pink slips
host and top cop of couture on the highly rated show FASHION POLICE
who managed to criticize and correctly identify more red carpet disasters than F.E.M.A. did durin' Hurricane Katrina...will make about as much sense stay'n on the air now as...
Paris Hilton identify'n and correctly spell'n all her STD's in order
Mrs. Rivers even found time to chat before her metamucil martini kicked in
with her hysterical informational highway web series..."IN BED WITH JOAN"...the best one by far was when she was hamm'n it up with RUPAUL DRAG RACE SUPERSTAR season 6 winner and hilariously raunchy BIANCA DEL RIO
the world will miss June Allison's nemesis but Joan will have the last laugh
"at my funeral...i want MERYL STREEP crying in 5 different accents"
now get off my dress!