everyone is just die'n to be a pretty girl
me...i prefer to have more fun as a blonde vixen...
of course ring master to the cabinet of curiosities and german chanteuse ELSA MARS will be at the top of many to duplicate this hallowed eve...however...
there are so many other buxom bottled blondes to choose from...that every lil girl...and every lil gurly boy has looked up to fer their inspiration...
from MAE...to MARILYN...to MADONNA...
to BRIDGETTE...to BRITNEY...and BETTY
fer those brazen enough to take a long ass walk on the wet-n-wild side...
perhaps try stepp'n into my shit shoes and go as thee unintentionally internationally unknown perform'n illusionist of my own universe and see how how many eyes will be look'n at you with lustful desires
or those want'n to add a lil wickedness to their luscious golden locks...
SAMANTHA...SUKIE...or the SUPREME will do
unfortunately...there are those fame whored bottled witches who just ended up act'n like snaky bitches towards the masses on their asses...
particularly to us gurly boys...so if you really wanna scare the live'n shit outta the kiddies look'n fer a hand-out on the 31st...dress up as one of these peroxided pariahs that've ripped all the fun outta fundamental
daddy's lil blonde haired...doey eyed...alcoholic
from the town of brotherly love...24 year old Kathryn Knott...decided to commemorate the anniversary of 9/11 with some Philly love by give'n a local non heterosexual couple a plate of pavement to eat fer dinner one even'n...along with her posse of well dressed non african american ass wipes...
unluckily fer this 24 year old blonde twat and her gang of drunken fucktards...a quick think'n twitterer tweeted out this twatters surveillance footage with FB check in at a local restaurant and soon enough
only make'n #2 as the biggest state in the US...
but home to the #1 bleached vaginal wart in cowtown...AMY KUSHNIR earned her title by storm'n off the set of the K-mart version of the View in Dallas over the summer cuz of ESPN's coverage of a kiss between Michael Sam and his bf after bein' drafted by the NFL
(don't waste yer time...just fast forward to the 7 minute mark)
pain in the A double snake hole and politiCUNT on a stick...
who'll spew her hate fer homo's to anyone that'll listen...ANN COULTER has been very vocal about her position against the "don't ask don't tell" repeal as well as gay marriage...used her mold'd snatch to snatch onto her dimly lit snatch light by tweet'n in 2012 that the day after "NATIONAL COMING OUT DAY" on oct 11th...should be "DISOWN YER SON" day...but apparently...she's got nutt'n against K.D Langers
you would think anyone whore'n themselves out at the Miss USA pageant
parade'n around on stage in a 2 piece like a pimp's carnival prize...to be crowned queen of the narcissists... would shut her uptight pie hole and say whatever she was programmed to say so she wouldn't be served up a back hand sammich backstage then have to go back to stripp'n at "toddlers fer toads" nite in the back rooms of the Hurry Back Inn...but leave it to Miss California...CARRIE PREJEAN...to go her own way...this crazy cracked-out-on-CASPER snatch stuck to her holier than though gash between her legs that was meant only fer missionary "pole in the hole" pleasures ...and unfortunately fortunately came in 2nd in 2009...but unfortunately...she was last seen turn'n tricks to Taiwanese business men
there ya have it kittens...whether yer dressed as a blonde bombshell or just a blonde that's bombed outta her shell with her righteousness...make it count...but don't be a callous CUNT this halloween...unless you want to
now...enjoy an early lil halloween treat...brought to you by the brilliance of one JACKIE BEAT
and catch her LIVE where ever ya can kittens...or just book her in yer town if ya have to...she's a damn scream!
and catch her LIVE where ever ya can kittens...or just book her in yer town if ya have to...she's a damn scream!
well...time fer me to sew my snack pieces together fer somethin' oh so...
fab-u-less...so PUH-LEEEEEZ...get off my dress!
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