one could come to the conclusion that i was just gonna be talk'n about all those lovely hersey highway trail blazers that have paved their way to all those pleasure domes of doom fer all us horny corny kamikaze queers...but kitten PUHLEEZ!...back it up just a bit...i ain't all THAT easy sleazy...well not today anyways
besides...you know what everyone says about those that always assume...
you make an A double snake outta you...now get on all 4's fer me
no...today is all about all those repulicunts...failed fucktwats and cunt ruffles
who think their shit don't stink!
let's begin with everyone's fav-o-rit Kentucky fried snakey cunt ruffle'n
county clerk who was jailed fer Jesus last year...due to her
insanely unmanageable mane not doin her job...due to her distaste fer fornicational ferry's who wanted to marry in her hometown...so she decided to stick it to the Supreme Courts decision on same sex marriage and save her soul by hunker'n down fer 5 days in the county slammer...only to be risen on the 5th day as some sorta pariah fer the progressives on the right...though her position has a CASPER clause in it that allows her to continue her job without religious retribution...she's gonna be ass up as her position is up fer re-election in 2018...so my advice Kimmy...start play'n the lotto or update yer resume...cuz you ain't got a snow cones chance in H-E-double hockey stix of gett'n re-elected
though Kimmy may haven barely made it by the hairs on her chinless chin
her presimental loser and failed fucktwat and waste of space Mike Huckleberry Pie...who dreamed of a chance to dance in the white house by become'n the open'n act at Kimmy's resurrection...unfortunately didn't fair to well i'm afraid...
as poor Mikey was unaware of the copyright infringement laws...in regards to the unauthorized usage of those 80's alcoholic wives hit "EYE OF THE TIGER" as the song to jump start Kimmy's catalyst cause...since he got doubled fisted with a $25,000 fine months later...sooo sad...too fuck'n bad...hey Mikey...maybe Kimmy can throw a non-blasphemous bake-sale to help cut the costs
last up is that cheetoed slug in a suit and the only republicunt who is proof
that abortions should not only be legalized but mandatory in some bloodline instances...was able to pluck the fuck outta every one of the far right bat shit crazy extremists that were runn'n fer OBAMA's bedroom this past year...but the Donald's pasty white deflated derriere is not far away from gett'n pounded like a bloated pig in a bad wig at the political county fair this fall...
not just cuz he's a sexist egotistical lyin' hypocritical bigot and a wart on the nose of humanity...
no...it's also not just cuz he's waste'n his time bad mouth'n Miss Clinton over Benghazi and her private emails after she's already been completely exonerated from both...or the fact that he doesn't know the diff between the Scots and the Brits
it's cuz he's been caught stick'n his hand'n in the foreigners cookie jar...only to get it bitch slapped big time...cuz...well...it's a NO-NO
i said it a year ago when this whole circus began...that this loud mouthed
erectally dysfunctional baboon was only in it to only make a mockery of the entire republicant party...
and from the bottom of the bottom i found last week tap dance'n around
my dungaree's...i thank you...fer all you did to make this possible...you hot headed anal tick'd failure
but to all of yer kankersoredashian'd zombies...i suggest y'all get yerself
some good lube cuz yer rectum is really gonna require it come novem
now get off my dress!