walk'n thru a kaleidoscope of fall'n foliage in the forest...
a classroom full of miniature spermicidal maniacs...
til you settle down fer the nite...drink'n dran-o shots and stick'n toothpicks in yer toennails wait'n in a-n-t-i-c-i-p-a-t-i-o-n for the death of yet another cult classic bein' ripped to shitty shreds on tv...i just even can't...all i can say is kittens...don't dream it...just fa-get-aboud-it! seriously
but the biggest shit show this hallowed season HAS NOT been about
or even this sexist...egotistical...lyin'..hypocritical bigot'd Orange Anus runn'n fer the highest orifice in the land
no...the scariest part of this entire electoral process has been between...
all those lowest common denominate'n Wal-Mart beauty contestants and their wives...otherwise known as the d-e-p-l-o-r-a-b-l-e home lobotomized Orange Anus beads who not only hung onto every word that this loud mouthed narcissistic neo-nazi neanderthal spilled from his seethin' coke consumed mug his entire campaign
listen here kittens...trust me...much like i believe that MADONNA is the
that i am BEYOND ecstatic to relive my teenage riddled angst with the ultimate 80's band CULTURE CLUB @ Treasure Island on fri nov. 4th...click here fer dates in yer area
and that certain stalkers body areas should be functional and not funky when visit'n thee unintentionally internationally unknown perform'n illusionist of my own universe at Chateau Fever
i also believe it is YER RIGHT TO VOTE as a gas guzzle'n...self centered...monochromatic patriarch with a splash of neurosis on the side...i am not here to take that away from you...
BUTT...
if you believe the leader of the this great nation of ours...as you well know
(let's get real kittens...that was stolen) believes he should get a pass about bragg'n about "locker room antics"
believes in mock'n the armed services
and believes in plant'n the possibilities...
then by all means...you are far moresuperior deplorable than the rest of yer country fellowman
and believes in plant'n the possibilities...
then by all means...you are far more
then...by all means...drag yer knuckles to the vote'n both on nov 28th
and don't fergit to take the dishes outta the sink before ya pee in it!
and don't fergit to take the dishes outta the sink before ya pee in it!
and don't worry if you vote the wrong way kittens...i won't disown you or block yer wretched A double snakes from FB or any other social media fer that matter...i will just flush you...much like you have with yer morals and human decency...down the drain...leave you outta my collection of Cher Boy George and Cyndi Lauper dolls...and cross you off my non existent christmas card list that you were never on in the first place when it was existent!
now get off my dress!
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