try'na destroy her and her unborn pile of puke...it pretty much summed up what happened with the whole "replace & repeal" plan that a majority of republicants and republicunts had been try'n to do fer the past 7 years...if it had passed (i much preferred to call it the "bait & switch" bullshit plan)...cuz it would'a had the same outcome for roughly 24 million kittens if it had passed...(and that's like almost no where near thee amount of kittens that follow me weekly...that would'a potentially missed out on my weekly insightful and rivet'n journalistic stories)...thankfully some of the GOP'ers actually dropp'd their barely there shriveled nuts...grew a conscious...or actually listened to their constituents or risk loose'n their paycheck...in either case...they kung-fu-fuck'd the H-E-double hockey sticks outta doey-eyed
speaker anal drippage of the house and that TWITTER BITCH's plan to obliterate OBAMACARE...in turn...destroy'n any hope fer try'na kill off the majority of his brain dead zombie's who choked on all the "juice" he poured fer them dur'in his campaign
but don't take my ramble'n word fer it...political funny pussy and Jerri Blank's prettier sister SAMANTHA BEE irons it out a lil bit more clearer
this is yet just another blow fer the white house's TWITTER BITCH...who...once again...has failed to try and pass his travel ban (much like he does his weekly bowel movements)
all becuz his heroin hooked scarecrow and 2017 kaeopectate spokesmodel...tweeted him late one nite...after watch'n a Bruce Willis marathon...
that foreigners had infiltrated and attacked the Nakatomi Plaza in downtown LA and immediate action needed to be done
and with the TWITTER BITCH's hot headed press secretion try'na to sit and spin his boss's every twisted tweets like a hemorrhoidal roller-coaster
these 2 clowns are just simply worn out..but take'n it fer the team
of course we all know...this is just a hopeful distraction on his admins part...
to try and get the cancellation of this years hottest tv series...so they won't have to stand in the unemployment line they wanna get rid of
and you'd have to be a complete brain dead zombie to think that the FBI's Nellie Olsen NUNES would ever be an independent critic...since he was busted try'n to block the release of the much anticipated reason fer treason...
this summer season...filled with intrigue and inhibitions about the unbridled and unpaid love of assets between a russian and his rectal pirate
though seriously...the only thing he needs to focus all his energy on is the build'n of his new build'n
now get off my dress!